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Being a telepathic brain unattached to a body, IT clearly dispels with even the concept of gender. +6

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Lifetime, television for train wrecks and their admirers, really reached deep up into the universe (read: reached down deep into the bottom of the barrel) and pulled out the brightest stars (read: whoever was desperate enough for a check) for their newest reality show masterpiece The Mother/Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, which starts on March 1st. This mess has become the latest show to completely change the meaning of “celebrity.”

Lifetime has also stolen Vh1’s schtick by pretending like they’ve made a serious show about therapy and healing when they really just made a show about a bunch of crazy bitches fighting with each other while locked up in a house.

This mess stars an all-star cast including Heidi Montag, Courtney Stodden, Shar Jackson, Jessica Canseco, Natalie Nunn (aka the daughter of Mac Tonight who was in the Bad Girls Club) and Kim Richards (who probably shouldn’t be doing another reality shit show, but whatever). A therapist named Dr. Debbie tries to fix their fucked-up relationship with their mother or daughter. But we all know that they’re really there to bring the fake drama for the cameras.

They probably got a bonus for every tear they pushed out of their overly Botoxed faces, because there’s a lot of Botox tears in this trailer:

That show is trashy, gross, an embarrassment to humanity and I will watch every episode twice. And I’m surprised Lindsay Lohan and White Oprah aren’t in this. I mean, they’re apparently back to hating each other. Lifetime probably couldn’t afford LiLo’s usual out-call day rate.

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Once again, Kate McKinnon’s manic and melancholy interpretation of Hillary Clinton provides some ice for that Bern.

It's been a few years since we heard the name Daryl K in the news (some of my first and favorite designer pieces were purchased from her Bond Street shop far...

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Well, that’s one way to clap back at a person who has been dragging you on Twitter. TMZ says that Ciara (real name: Ciara Princess Harris) has gone ahead and filed a $15 million lawsuit against her former fiance/current baby daddy Future (real name: Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn) for slander after he accused her of being a shit mother to their 1-year-old son Future Zahir. Somewhere in a pile of socks and burger wrappers, Blac Chyna sat up and thought “Hmmm…that’s a pretty good idea.”

It all started back in July after Future saw a picture of Ciara’s celibate boyfriend Russell Wilson pushing Future Jr. around in a stroller, and started cussing out Ciara on a radio show for involving their son in “publicity stunts.” Future also took to hissing at Ciara on Twitter, like accusing her of taking $15,000 a month in child support while making him go though lawyers to see their son. Ciara is finally responding to Future, and she’s doing it by coming for a lot more than $15,000 a month.

According to the details of the lawsuit, Ciara swatted back at Future’s accusations that she’s keeping their son from him by saying that she goes out of her way to make sure Future Jr. sees his daddy. Ciara claims that they’ve had at least 19 visitations since December 2014, one of which happened as recent as last week. She’s also accusing Future of starting shit as a way to promote his music.

Ciara’s lawsuit says that she wants all the nasty words Future wrote about her erased from Twitter and wants him blocked from saying anything else about her. She’s also looking for Future to stuff $15 million into her bank account. And just like that, the price of EVOL was marked up to $89.99 on iTunes and now includes a bonus track called “Please Please Please Buy This Album (I Need The Money).”

If your name is Future, this would be where you might want to look away (unless you want to make some new tweets that will probably be used against you in court of law). Here’s Ciara and Future Jr. cruising through LAX with Russell Wilson yesterday.

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Channing Tatum has caught dancing fever ... and he's infected Joseph Gordon-Levitt! THR reports that the pair have signed on to star in an untitled musical project written by 21 Jump Street's Michael Bacall. Little is known about the project, but it's reportedly "an R-rated musical comedy featuring two pilots on a misadventure." Yes, that's right — Channing Tatum, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, dancing, in pilot's uniforms. Sploosh.

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Sure, why not

Whatevs

Obvi

LMGTFY (or: Haven’t you heard of Google?)

IDGAF

Shake again and chill

Nobody cares

Meh

Feh

If you say so

I guess

It might not work out

LMAO

SMH

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I can’t even

It me

TBH IDK

YAS

SWERVE

OR NAH

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For his post–Super Bowl show, Stephen Colbert brought on Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele to do a riff on of one of their classic Key & Peele sketches, where Peele plays the strict referee and Key is Hingle McCringleberry, the football player who can't keep the thrusts in his pants. These touchdowns just get him so excited! This time, he gets help from Kimble Mathias, who has a seemingly magical ability to score touchdowns despite his knee and hip replacements. (He's played by Stephen Colbert.) Colbert released a cut with even more end-zone high jinks above, which can be paired with the original one aired Super Bowl Sunday below. They're worth at least three pumps and a Viking funeral.

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Look. Hey. You know what. Who’s to say what is or isn’t possible from the nether realm, you know? Certainly not Kanye, who explained the role his late father-in-law has played in getting Waves/Swish/So Help Me God finished. "I'm only doing one percent, 2 percent of the work, and God is doing the rest of the work,” West said during his interview with Real 92.3’s Big Boy, which you can listen to below. “My mom … had Teddy Riley change his flight and come back to the studio. Robert Kardashian is making sure that all the deals is getting done. He's still doing deals for controversial black people from up in heaven." Kanye is the best. Hopefully there isn’t Twitter in the afterlife, or else he and Mr. Kardashian must have had some seriously uncomfortable conversations this week. Haha, just kidding. There is no way in God’s holy mercy that people have to deal with Twitter even after they’re dead.

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It’s been a minute since we’ve heard from Paul Westerberg. That’s a funny sentiment considering the non-stop Replacements-fest that went on from 2012 through last year’s final run of tour dates. But the Westerberg who appeared alongside Messrs. Stinson, Minehan and Freese for that astounding run was a man reliving his past and having fun […]

 

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Gwyneth Paltrow attends the Audi Night 2016 at the Hotel zur Tenne in Kitzbuehel, Austria.

 

Darlings, let us start off the week with some praise and an avoidance of bitchery. Just to be different.

Because we think Miss Gwynnie looks pretty damn spectacular here. Oh sure, the neckline on that dress doesn’t necessarily play well with that coat and could have done with some serious zhuzhing and arranging before stepping in front of cameras, but that is not enough for us to consider this anything but a gorgeously dramatic look. Yell at her assistant for not running in and doing a neckline check if one must, but the ensemble is unassailable in our eyes. It’s a great look for her. And we suppose if you’re reduced to car show appearances, you should still dress like a movie star and hold your head high, right?

Okay, maybe there was a tiny bit of bitchery in this post.

 

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It’s very important to understand that sometimes friends or those we barely know can fall victim to substance abuse. 

Chances are you know someone who has abused opiates. NARCAN is an opiate-blocker, one which has become common for police officers to carry. CVS has also announced recently that they’ll be stocking it, because it’s important to help when a situation becomes critical. 

The City of Boston offers free NARCAN training four times a month. 

To learn more, visit http://www.bphc.org/whatwedo/Addiction-Services/prevention/Pages/Narcan-Program.aspx

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Massage parlor opening day … featuring Minnie Mouth and Donald Fuck. – Miss Julia

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Melanie from Barbazons has been knitting these flags showcasing old Allston showhouses that existed in the so-called ‘golden age’ 

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