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IMPORTANT: Train operator didn't kick the kid in the head. He softened the impact instead!
DarendukesThat kid would have died.
My Sister had this at her wedding instead of a Guestbook
DarendukesFingerprints, eh?
I can't tell if this is clever or I hate it.
KFC Is Bringing Back the Double Down
In recognition of America's insatiable craving for chicken , chicken-like food products, and Frankenfoods, KFC is resurrecting its stomach-turning bunless chicken sandwich, the Double Down. The monster was first introduced in 2010, but its availability in the U.S. has been limited over the past few years.
The One Time Rick And Morty Almost Went Too Far
For an enlightening peak inside the mind of series creator Justin Roiland before the show's first season finale, check out his interview with Animation World Network. Roiland talks about everything from getting the news about season two to the controversial near-rape scene in "Meeseeks and Destroy."
Finally, the Hose-TV Connection I've Been Looking for
Darendukeswut?
Viral Video of the Day: Mousetrap Chain Reaction in Slow Motion
DarendukesThat is really cool in slow motion.
All it Would Take is a Few Minutes to Realize This is a Terrible URL to Own
Man Sentenced to 18 Months in State Prison for Peeing on the Alamo
The state of Texas might take its history a little too seriously: On Monday, a Texas man was sentenced to 18 months in state prison for pissing on the Alamo.
Spanish Village Called "Kill Jews" Thinking About Maybe Changing Name
This is Not a Joke: Kids Are Getting High by Smoking Bed Bugs. And It's WORKING.
DarendukesWut?
This Drunk Guy Trying to Climb a Fence Is a Metaphor for Life
DarendukesBeautiful.
And Now, A Giraffe Eating An Impala Skull
Norwegian Fisherman Discovers Dildo Inside Cod Stomach
DarendukesYes!
A Norwegian fisherman was gutting a large cod he'd caught when he ran across an unusual lump in his fish. Probably just some semi-digested herrings, right? No big deal. (Spoiler: It wasn't just semi-digested herrings.)
This Week's TV: A Disturbingly Sexy French Comic Book Comes To TV!
DarendukesLooking forward to watching 'Metal Hurlant Chronicles.'
An anthology series based on tales from France's Heavy Metal comics anthology hits out TV sets tonight—and so does the final season of Warehouse 13. Plus, Orphan Black is back this week with new secrets and new clones, and we see the debut of a new show about the history of science fiction. Check out all the details below!
German Store Accidentally Sells Romantic Hitler Tea Cups
Dainty tea cups enrobed in poetry and roses showed up at Zurbrüggen stores in Germany bearing the face of Adolf Hitler with swastika to match. The image of the former Nazi dictator is banned in the country, but no one seems to know how this happened.
KFC Selling Fried Chicken Prom Corsages as World Falls Into Darkness
The corsages come from a Louisville, Kentucky florist, cost $20, and contain a $5 gift card so you can customize your corsage with Original Recipe, Extra Crispy, or Kentucky Grilled Chicken.
Family Defends Man Accused of Child Sex Assault
Darendukes"...ran a candy store in his home in east Austin."
Yeah, that's not shady at all.
Police say Marco Antonio Rodriguez-Bustos ran a candy store in his home in east Austin. A teenager told police Bustos sexually assaulted her in 2006 when she was six or seven years old. While police say Rodriguez-Bustos is a sexual predator and investigators think there may be more victims, his family and friends have a different opinion. "He used to take me to school when I missed the bus" recalled Yasquin Palomo. 13-year old Guadalupe Hernandez said "if you needed something with your car he would fix it." "He helps everyone that's in need" continued Palomo. The news of his arrest and the shocking allegations were devastating for his 17-year old daughter.
Firefighters Smash 2-Day-Old BMW That Was Illegally Blocking Hydrant
DarendukesHa ha!
Firefighters battling an 8-alarm blaze in East Boston also had to contend with some asshole's brand new BMW, which was parked in front of a fire hydrant they needed to access as quickly as possible. They smashed the car's windows and ran the hose right through the front seat.