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17 Apr 23:22

...What?

...What?

Submitted by: Unknown (via imgur)

17 Apr 18:16

At dawn

17 Apr 18:11

Russian wild kitten (manul)

17 Apr 18:08

IMPORTANT: Train operator didn't kick the kid in the head. He softened the impact instead!

Darendukes

That kid would have died.

16 Apr 22:39

My Sister had this at her wedding instead of a Guestbook

Darendukes

Fingerprints, eh?
I can't tell if this is clever or I hate it.

16 Apr 17:59

KFC Is Bringing Back the Double Down

by Jay Hathaway

KFC Is Bringing Back the Double Down

In recognition of America's insatiable craving for chicken , chicken-like food products, and Frankenfoods, KFC is resurrecting its stomach-turning bunless chicken sandwich, the Double Down. The monster was first introduced in 2010, but its availability in the U.S. has been limited over the past few years.

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16 Apr 17:44

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

16 Apr 17:39

Blood Moon, Texas [2048x1366] http://tinyurl.com/nkazyum

15 Apr 23:52

The One Time Rick And Morty Almost Went Too Far

by Jason Krell on Animation, shared by Charlie Jane Anders to io9

The One Time Rick And Morty Almost Went Too Far

For an enlightening peak inside the mind of series creator Justin Roiland before the show's first season finale, check out his interview with Animation World Network. Roiland talks about everything from getting the news about season two to the controversial near-rape scene in "Meeseeks and Destroy."

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15 Apr 22:48

Finally, the Hose-TV Connection I've Been Looking for

Darendukes

wut?

Finally, the Hose-TV Connection I've Been Looking for

Submitted by: (via ilikeyoursh*t)

Tagged: hdmi , cable , what , scam , fail nation , g rated
15 Apr 22:43

Viral Video of the Day: Mousetrap Chain Reaction in Slow Motion

Darendukes

That is really cool in slow motion.

15 Apr 21:45

All it Would Take is a Few Minutes to Realize This is a Terrible URL to Own

All it Would Take is a Few Minutes to Realize This is a Terrible URL to Own

Submitted by: (via Metro)

15 Apr 21:38

You Won't Read a More Insane Headline This Week

15 Apr 18:15

Blood Moon from Mt. Lemmon SkyCenter in Arizona.

15 Apr 18:03

Man Sentenced to 18 Months in State Prison for Peeing on the Alamo

by Taylor Berman

Man Sentenced to 18 Months in State Prison for Peeing on the Alamo

The state of Texas might take its history a little too seriously: On Monday, a Texas man was sentenced to 18 months in state prison for pissing on the Alamo.

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15 Apr 08:40

Spanish Village Called "Kill Jews" Thinking About Maybe Changing Name

by Kelly Conaboy

Spanish Village Called "Kill Jews" Thinking About Maybe Changing Name

A northern Spanish village will vote next week on whether or not to keep its current name "Castrillo Matajudios," which translates as "Castrillo Kill Jews." Hmmm. Tough call!

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15 Apr 08:05

This is Not a Joke: Kids Are Getting High by Smoking Bed Bugs. And It's WORKING.

Darendukes

Wut?

Submitted by: (via fan10)

14 Apr 21:30

This Drunk Guy Trying to Climb a Fence Is a Metaphor for Life

by Jay Hathaway
Darendukes

Beautiful.

We've all been there: stuck in a futile, seemingly intractable situation and about to give up hope, when suddenly someone shows us we've been approaching the problem the wrong way. Or actually drunk and trying to climb an actual fence. Happens to everybody.

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14 Apr 20:28

Tumblr Teaches Vocabulary

Darendukes

I learned something today!

14 Apr 20:22

And Now, A Giraffe Eating An Impala Skull

by Robert T. Gonzalez

And Now, A Giraffe Eating An Impala Skull

From time to time, wild giraffes have been known to nom on the bones of other animals. The behavior is called osteophagia, and it's... well... actually kind of common among ruminants, as Jason Goldman explains below.

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14 Apr 20:05

Norwegian Fisherman Discovers Dildo Inside Cod Stomach

by Jay Hathaway
Darendukes

Yes!

Norwegian Fisherman Discovers Dildo Inside Cod Stomach

A Norwegian fisherman was gutting a large cod he'd caught when he ran across an unusual lump in his fish. Probably just some semi-digested herrings, right? No big deal. (Spoiler: It wasn't just semi-digested herrings.)

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14 Apr 19:53

This Week's TV: A Disturbingly Sexy French Comic Book Comes To TV!

by Lauren Davis
Darendukes

Looking forward to watching 'Metal Hurlant Chronicles.'

This Week's TV: A Disturbingly Sexy French Comic Book Comes To TV!

An anthology series based on tales from France's Heavy Metal comics anthology hits out TV sets tonight—and so does the final season of Warehouse 13. Plus, Orphan Black is back this week with new secrets and new clones, and we see the debut of a new show about the history of science fiction. Check out all the details below!

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14 Apr 18:22

No! This is mine now.

14 Apr 18:21

I'm just glad this exists.

14 Apr 18:20

Poor kid, they didn't even have internet points back then.

14 Apr 18:10

German Store Accidentally Sells Romantic Hitler Tea Cups

by Dayna Evans

German Store Accidentally Sells Romantic Hitler Tea Cups

Dainty tea cups enrobed in poetry and roses showed up at Zurbrüggen stores in Germany bearing the face of Adolf Hitler with swastika to match. The image of the former Nazi dictator is banned in the country, but no one seems to know how this happened.

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14 Apr 18:07

KFC Selling Fried Chicken Prom Corsages as World Falls Into Darkness

by Kelly Conaboy

The corsages come from a Louisville, Kentucky florist, cost $20, and contain a $5 gift card so you can customize your corsage with Original Recipe, Extra Crispy, or Kentucky Grilled Chicken.

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14 Apr 17:47

Family Defends Man Accused of Child Sex Assault

Darendukes

"...ran a candy store in his home in east Austin."
Yeah, that's not shady at all.

Police say Marco Antonio Rodriguez-Bustos ran a candy store in his home in east Austin.  A teenager told police Bustos sexually assaulted her in 2006 when she was six or seven years old.  While police say Rodriguez-Bustos is a sexual predator and investigators think there may be more victims, his family and friends have a different opinion.  "He used to take me to school when I missed the bus" recalled Yasquin Palomo.  13-year old Guadalupe Hernandez said "if you needed something with your car he would fix it." "He helps everyone that's in need" continued Palomo.  The news of his arrest and the shocking allegations were devastating for his 17-year old daughter.

11 Apr 20:07

Hehehe

11 Apr 20:03

Firefighters Smash 2-Day-Old BMW That Was Illegally Blocking Hydrant

by Jay Hathaway
Darendukes

Ha ha!

Firefighters Smash 2-Day-Old BMW That Was Illegally Blocking Hydrant

Firefighters battling an 8-alarm blaze in East Boston also had to contend with some asshole's brand new BMW, which was parked in front of a fire hydrant they needed to access as quickly as possible. They smashed the car's windows and ran the hose right through the front seat.

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