Darendukes
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02 May 20:25
As a practical guy, I wonder how difficult it would be to keep this clean.
DarendukesGeode sink!
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02 May 20:23
Mother cat gives her kittens lessons on fighting
DarendukesOMG I LOVE THIS
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02 May 18:37
We are ripping apart my friends floors for some renovations and we have come across this...
02 May 18:34
Cops are About to Start Live-Tweeting Prostitution Stings
by Gabrielle Bluestone
DarendukesHuh?
Caveat emptor, Maryland residents, life's about to get pretty shameful for a few unlucky fans of paying for sex.
02 May 18:30
You Can Buy Willie Nelson's Swanky Old Tour Bus on Craigslist
by Adam Weinstein
DarendukesWant.
The current bid is $36,000 for this beautiful old Willie Nelson tour bus. It gets 7 miles a gallon. It sleeps 8. It's like a saloon inside, with red velvet and beveled glass. It's got miles of wood paneling. Hell, there may still be a stash in that wood paneling that's worth 36 grand!
02 May 18:23
Louis C.K. Breaks Down the Ball-Sucking Barrier on the Late Show
by Jay Hathaway
As hard as it is to believe, no one had ever uttered the phrase "sucks balls" on the Late Show until Louis C.K. did it last night, while describing his feelings about Letterman leaving the show.
01 May 22:21
Baltimore Landslide Suddenly Swallows At Least 10 Cars
by Jay Hathaway
DarendukesHoly shit! You have to watch until the very end!
A landslide sent at least 10 parked cars tumbling over a 30-foot drop on Baltimore's E. 26th Street Wednesday, and residents of the neighborhood say they saw it coming.
01 May 21:33
We Have Seen the Oklahoma Capitol Satanic Monument, and It Is Awesome
by Adam Weinstein
For months it seemed like a quick joke, but now it's concrete. Well, putty, anyway. Hard-chargin' Satanists have a mockup of a monument to the dark lord (and two rapt kids) that they plan to display in front of the Oklahoma statehouse. And other than being evil, it's pretty boss.
01 May 18:43
Getting Your Balls Squeezed Can Kill You in Many Ways, Says Science
by Adam Weinstein
DarendukesThanks, science!
If you get your nuts in a vise, you'll be lucky to have them in a sling afterwards. In fact, you'll be lucky to stay alive. It's physiology!
01 May 18:32
Sterling Yells at George Costanza for Associating with Black People
by Jay Hathaway
DarendukesHoly shit that is funny.
The convenient thing about Seinfeld never showing us George Steinbrenner's face, from the point of view of video editors in 2014, is that he could really be any rich, old, white man who owns a sports team. Like, say, L.A. Clippers owner (for now) Donald Sterling .
01 May 14:39
I was given the ability to control what gets printed on the receipts at the doughnut shop where I work. This is the first thing I did.
DarendukesFor Ryan.
30 Apr 19:27
Vet Accused of Ilegally Keeping Dogs Alive for Secret Blood Transfusions
by Taylor Berman
DarendukesThis is so fucked up. I would beat the life out of that vet if it were my pet.
A veterinary clinic in Texas allegedly convinced a family to euthanize their 5-year-old Leonberger for health reasons, only to secretly keep the dog alive in a feces-covered cage for six months for blood transfusions.
30 Apr 19:22
Ex-SEALs Found Dead on Captain Phillips Ship Overdosed on Heroin
by Gabrielle Bluestone
Police say that two former Navy SEALs whose lifeless bodies were discovered on the Maersk Alabama earlier this year died after a night of partying, drinking, and taking heroin.
30 Apr 19:18
Who Framed Roger Rabbit Actor Bob Hoskins Dead at 71
by Taylor Berman
DarendukesRIP Eddie Valiant
Bob Hoskins, the actor best known for his roles in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Long Good Friday, and Mona Lisa, died on Tuesday after suffering from pneumonia. He was 71.
30 Apr 19:17
Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos Is Exactly What It Sounds Like
by Jay Hathaway
DarendukesFor Amelia.
(and everyone else too, i guess)
A webseries about tiny hamsters would already be better than the vast majority of reality TV programming available today, but, like some kind of YouTube Steve Jobs, the creators of Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos also provide you with BOOM! One more thing. And that thing is tiny burritos.
30 Apr 10:20
85,000 Archival Videos Now Digitized for All You History Nerds
by Dayna Evans
British Pathé, the enormous newsreel archive that has previously shared reported clips on everything from Beatlemania to Arnold Schwarzenegger, uploaded its entire collection of historical footage to its YouTube channel this week, all digitized in pristine HD format for your viewing pleasure.
29 Apr 19:55
Richard Linklater's Boyhood Trailer Captures 12 Years on Film
by Sarah Hedgecock on Defamer, shared by Lacey Donohue to Gawker
DarendukesWow. I had not heard of this. I like the idea of filming it over 12 years so you can see the characters/actors actually age.
The trailer for Richard Linklater's new drama is out today, and the movie looks amazing. Boyhood follows the titular boy, Mason, from ages six to eighteen as he navigates his parents' divorce, being the new kid, and other struggles of growing up.
29 Apr 19:50
A Tiny-Ass Deer Was Born In Spain
by Dayna Evans
DarendukesOnly 43 of them in all of Europe? Damn.
Fans of all things miniature, unite: a tiny-ass deer—a baby Java mouse-deer to be precise—was born in Spain. There are only around 43 of the rare, hamster-sized creatures in Europe, and they are known to be "fiercely intelligent."
29 Apr 19:44
Scientists Have Developed an “Off-Switch” for the Brain
by Kelly Conaboy
DarendukesPot works pretty well too.
By using light pulses to effectively shut down neural activity, scientists have essentially developed an "off-switch" for the brain.