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30 Jul 00:09

Trailer For Our New Favorite Space Opera Spoof Is Packed With 1970s Fun

by Lauren Davis

Trailer For Our New Favorite Space Opera Spoof Is Packed With 1970s Fun

We're already in love with Space Station 76 , the retro scifi dark comedy that debuted earlier this year at South by Southwest. Before the movie gets a general release, check out the 1970s-fueled goofiness of its trailer.

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23 Jul 19:32

Man's influence on Ducks

23 Jul 18:41

That grin

22 Jul 21:58

Going to a nice restaurant with my wife tonight.

22 Jul 19:44

EHarmony Turns to Fred Durst For Guidance

by Hamilton Nolan
Darendukes

wut?

EHarmony Turns to Fred Durst For Guidance

Limp Bizkit dirtbag Fred Durst is now directing advertisements for the EHarmony dating corporation.

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22 Jul 19:20

Conan O'Brien and Dave Franco Join Tinder, Things Get Weird

by Jay Hathaway
Darendukes

CoCo + Tinder = Awesome

Conan O'Brien and Dave Franco Join Tinder, Things Get Weird

Conan O'Brien always wants to grok the groovy things all the kids are doing these days, and the younger members of his staff have turned him on to Tinder. So, accompanied by Dave Franco and a perfectly innocent prowler van full of booze and duct tape, he set off on a vision quest to discover the true meaning of "DTF."

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22 Jul 18:12

George Harrison's Memorial Tree Was Killed by Beetles

by Allie Jones
Darendukes

Thank you, Universe, for beautiful things such as this.

George Harrison's Memorial Tree Was Killed by Beetles

Go ahead and email this one to your dad: the George Harrison Tree was killed by beetles. Los Angeles Councilman Tom LaBonge announced over the weekend that the tree, which lived for 10 years in Griffith Observatory Park, died recently of an infestation.

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22 Jul 18:07

Horny Ben Stein Wants to Hug and Kiss a Pregnant Lady

by Andy Cush

Horny Ben Stein Wants to Hug and Kiss a Pregnant Lady

Ben Stein is a bit of a horndog. He admitted as much in a rambling American Spectator column this month, and now, a former "call girl" who was one of that structureless rant's subjects comes forward to share a few of Ben Stein's sexts.

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19 Jul 20:19

Man Burns Down House Using Lighter and Spray Paint to Kill Spider

by Andy Cush
Darendukes

Ha! I knew someone would eventually do it!

Man Burns Down House Using Lighter and Spray Paint to Kill Spider

A Seattle man burned his house down last night after bringing a gun to a knife fight with a small pest on his wall. More specifically: he brought a flamethrower to a fight with a spider.

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19 Jul 19:29

Woman Amazes World by Climbing and Jumping on American Ninja Warrior

by Jacob Clifton on Morning After, shared by Lacey Donohue to Gawker
Darendukes

Holy crap!

Meet Kacy Catanzaro, the world's most important athlete, who on last night's American Ninja Warrior Dallas Finals climbed on and jumped over things as well as any man!

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17 Jul 23:56

Two Neighbors From Austin, Tx

17 Jul 23:41

The point where Satisfying meets Amazing.

17 Jul 23:39

My favorite thing on the internet

Darendukes

Oldies but goldies!

17 Jul 23:37

Root canal procedure

16 Jul 19:55

Rick Grimes? More like DICK Grimes! Amiright? Hello?

16 Jul 19:53

Just a quick test Anakin...

Darendukes

lol!

16 Jul 19:49

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

16 Jul 19:47

How did I live without this?

16 Jul 18:44

Pilot Error Sends Ping-Pong Balls Raining Down on Idaho Interstate

by Jason M. Vaughn on The West, shared by Lacey Donohue to Gawker

Pilot Error Sends Ping-Pong Balls Raining Down on Idaho Interstate

A popular contest at a festival in southeast Idaho had to be cancelled in a really big hurry last weekend after a pilot dropped some 3,000 ping-pong balls worth assorted prizes on Interstate 15 instead of the waiting crowd.

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16 Jul 18:29

Girl Gets Her Wisdom Teeth Out, Demands Ryan Gosling's White Dick

by Jay Hathaway
Darendukes

I call bullshit.

Since David After Dentist debuted in 2009, there have been so many videos of the crazy shit people say under anesthesia after getting their wisdom teeth removed that it's practically a genre now—and this girl just redefined it.

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16 Jul 18:28

Watch a Teaser Trailer for Tommy Wiseau's Incoherent New Sitcom

by Kelly Conaboy on Defamer, shared by Lacey Donohue to Gawker
Darendukes

For Eric.

The Neighbors is a new, fever dream-like sitcom from Tommy Wiseau, director and star of cult classic The Room. He's been working on the series since 2009, and it will finally premiere—on "Comedy TV," which, sure—in September. You can watch the incoherent teaser now!

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10 Jul 19:28

Gentlemen, we have found it. The greatest cosplay.

10 Jul 19:23

So this just happened on live TV...

10 Jul 18:54

Clerk's Screwup Puts Catholic Church on Street Named for George Carlin

by Adam Weinstein

The late George Carlin—comedic evangelist for the profane, antagonist of the faithful, author of When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops?—is getting a Manhattan street named after him, and thanks to a paperwork failure, it will run past the childhood Catholic parish he embarrassed so badly in life.

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07 Jul 23:14

DMX statistics

07 Jul 22:56

World's Oldest Dick Graffiti Found On Grecian Island

by Dayna Evans

World's Oldest Dick Graffiti Found On Grecian Island

A specialist in prehistoric archaeology discovered something very exciting recently while doing work on Astypalaia, an island off the coast of Greece: dicks and dicks galore. According to Dr. Andreas Vlachopoulos, the erotic graffiti and inscriptions he discovered are the oldest on earth.

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07 Jul 22:54

Fox News Takes Some Liberties with the BioShock Infinite Logo

by Jay Hathaway

Fox News Takes Some Liberties with the BioShock Infinite Logo

BioShock Infinite creator Ken Levine describes the game as a Rorshach test. What you make of Columbia—a sort of alternate-history America with more flying islands and killer George Washington robots—probably says more about you than it does about BioShock Infinite. Do you read the imagery as patriotism or propaganda?

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07 Jul 22:52

'Bubbling' Is the New Teen Trend That Will Make You Gag

by Mark Shrayber on Jezebel, shared by Aleksander Chan to Gawker
Darendukes

WTFUCK?!

'Bubbling' Is the New Teen Trend That Will Make You Gag

It was only a matter of time before the teens of today (boys of the nadsat), bored with their petty theft and criminal mischief, got tired of silly games like butt chugging and Neknomination and began searching in earnest for something to entertain themselves with that would be both disgusting and completely pointless. And so, Bubbling was born to satisfy that need. And teens saw that it was good! And the summer of 2014 became the summer that they would start pissing into their own mouths and posting the pictures online. Because who cares about future employment? Certainly not the boys who are shooting their urine into their own mouths, smelling and tasting the asparagus they had for dinner.

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07 Jul 22:46

shoot one now!!

07 Jul 21:39

Guy Raises $20,000 on Kickstarter to Make Potato Salad

by Jay Hathaway
Darendukes

OMG I really need to think about starting my own Kickstarter. But what.... hmm..

Guy Raises $20,000 on Kickstarter to Make Potato Salad

Last month, crowdfunding site Kickstarter loosened its strict(ish) guidelines for projects, allowing users to ask the internet to pay for basically anything that's not illegal. So Zack Danger Brown was well within the rules when he asked for $10 to make potato salad, and his 1,700 backers didn't violate the site's terms by giving him $23,000 and counting.

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