Remember the garden scene from the greatest zombie film ever made, Shaun of the Dead? The one where Shaun (Simon Pegg) and Ed (Nick Frost) discover a zombie in their backyard and mistake her for a drunk girl, and take a pic? Well, it turns out Frost really did snap a real picture, and this is it.
Darendukes"Douglas' wife testified in a deposition that he reeked of sex when she picked him up from work."
He must have been seriously going at those corpses for the sex smell to out-stink the corpse smell...
Kenneth Douglas admitted in court to having had sex with at least 100 corpses during his time as a night shift employee at a morgue in Hamilton County, Ohio, where he worked from 1976 to 1992. "I would just get on top of them and pull my pants down," he said.
DarendukesI find this sentence entirely too funny: "Amass a large collection of human dicks."
A Croatian man known as "the Penis Collector" has been arrested for allegedly abusing his position as a hospital nurse to amass a large collection of human dicks, taken from the bodies of dead patients.
DarendukesLOL!
"I know dem titties!"
A woman who filmed at least two sexually explicit videos inside a Catholic church in Hoersching, Austria, was apprehended by police after one porn viewer recognized the church and a second recognized her breasts.
No? This is actually just a mash-up of Star Wars and the cult classic 1995 stoner comedy Friday starring Ice Cube and Chris Tucker? And is one of the few sources of pure joy this exceedingly shitty week has to offer? Well, I still wish it was going to be an official release, but this is okay too, I guess.
Darendukes"an Austin, TX strip club..."
Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham is reportedly working as a dancer at an Austin, Tex. strip club, but she swears it's not what it looks like. She took the gig for "research" purposes, "in the same way Jennifer Aniston researched her role as a stripper."
DarendukesHoly shit.
The digital currency Bitcoin has fluctuated in value, but it seems unlikely to go away in the immediate future. And part of its ongoing strength depends on Bitcoin farms, where virtual value is mined in enormous factories
Sometimes the reason deleted scenes get deleted is mysterious; sometimes it isn't. I'd say the reason this scene from The Walking Dead episode "Too Far Gone" — in which the Governor's minion Kirk Acevedo talks to the captured Herschel and Michonne — got cut is pretty obvious. It's gross.
DarendukesIt says the thing was a year old. Amazing that it lasted so long in the wild.
A rare, two-headed dolphin calf was discovered on a beach in Dikili, Turkey last week – now local marine biologists are trying to track it down.
DarendukesI don't know if I'd just wake up a sleeping tiger. Seems kinda dangerous.
Tonight Conan took a few minutes to remember Robin Williams, "the best talk show guest in the world," who once went out of his way to cheer Conan up during that whole Tonight Show debacle.
DarendukesFucking trolls...
Hours after posting heartbreaking tribute to her father, Robin Williams' daughter Zelda announced that she was deleting Twitter and Instragram because of "cruel and unnecessary" comments left by internet trolls.
DarendukesBut..but..I love her...
Anna Kendrick, formerly the internet's girlfriend, is now reportedly dating an actual human man who plays a despised character on Game of Thrones.
DarendukesA teacher once told me that intelligence and humor go hand in hand. And it's a sad fact that some of the most brilliant people are also the most depressed..
Say what you will about Jimmy Fallon—his schticks are repetitive, he's an adult child—but there are human emotions underlying that cynical viral video factory. Fallon cries at the things that make other humans cry, including the death of Robin Williams, "the Muhammad Ali of comedy."
DarendukesFinally!
The USB 3.0 Promoter Group has revealed a finalized design for the USB Type-C specification. The redesigned specification will serve as the basis for next-gen USB connectors going forward. Though the specification is designed to provide for future needs, perhaps the most important change is the inclusion of a reversible plug to solve the problem of constantly having to flip it around to correctly plug it in. It will, however, be incompatible with existing USB ports — meaning that new USB Type-C ports will be required. More technical details are covered in the USB 3.0 Promoter Group’s press release.
image via CNET
via CNET
DarendukesBeautiful pictures.
The last of the Automated Transfer Vehicle missions is currently underway, bringing supplies to the International Space Station with fabulous style. Due to dock tomorrow, ATV-5 sneaking up on the station looks more like a watercolour than a photograph taken by an astronaut.
DarendukesDog the Bounty Hunter is still a thing?
In a gross play for publicity, Duane Chapman, better known as Dog the Bounty Hunter, announced he would hunt down a mixed martial arts fighter accused of beating his girlfriend this weekend. In other news, a Dog the Bounty Hunter show is apparently still on TV.
DarendukesThat's pretty cool.
When Sarah Goer and her husband discovered a disused storage space attached to their son's room, they decided to convert it into a Secret Treasure Room. For years, they concealed the room's entrance with a dresser, waiting for the perfect moment – their son's fourth birthday – to reveal its existence. Here, Sarah describes how the Secret Treasure Room came to be.
DarendukesTrippy...
Also, give me new Borderlands!
DarendukesFor Eric.
I love the crazy shit people do in BF4, but I can't stand to play it. Spawn, die, spawn, die, ad infinitum...
