Usually, people prefer cats with full, robust fur, shunning those mangier specimens with thin, scraggly hairs. But that might be changing. The "werewolf cat" just might be the next big thing.
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14 Oct 21:19
The New "Werewolf Cat" Highlights The Complicated Ethics of Breeding
by Jason G. Goldman on Animals, shared by Ria Misra to io9
03 Oct 20:41
J.J. Abrams Adapting Stephen King's Time-Travel Novel 11/22/63 For Hulu
by Lauren Davis
It's official: Stephen King's 11/22/63, about a man who is able to travel back in time and attempts to prevent the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, is going to become a series. But instead of coming to a TV set near you, the series will stream on Hulu.
26 Sep 11:33
Bungie Kills Destiny Loot Cave
by Jason Schreier on Kotaku, shared by Charlie Jane Anders to io9
DarendukesI farmed that cave for the first (and last) time just last night. I got some cool shit, but the repetitive nature of it made me have horribly repetitious dreams last night. Those do not make for a good nights sleep.
Bye bye, Loot Cave. Bungie has finally cracked down on the now-iconic exploit that players were using to get loads and loads of loot in the multiplayer shooter Destiny, which Bungie released earlier this month for PS4, PS3, Xbox One, and Xbox 360.
25 Sep 21:03
Ridley Scott Says Prometheus 2 Is Xenomorph-Free
by Rob Bricken
DarendukesTechnically, so was Prometheus 1.
When Noomi Rapace and the severed head of Michael Fassbeder resume their interstellar adventures in Prometheus 2, they can take comfort in the fact that they won't be bothered by any more xenomorphs. Ridley Scott says the sequel to his 2012 quasi-prequel to Alien will be completely devoid of Aliens. Yay?
24 Sep 20:26
My old HS art teacher is making these with his students and placing them in random wooded areas in Montana.
DarendukesFor Yeti.
Also, this would be fun as hell.
24 Sep 19:26
Two Koalas Bicker Like They’ve Been Married For 50 Years
by J.K. Trotter
DarendukesKoalas are stuffed animals that came to life. And this proves it.
Swedish traveler Elin Nordlander spotted these two koalas—an old couple? rivalrous siblings? competing males?—honking and nipping at each other during a trip to Australia. “Two Koalas having an argument, supercute!” Nordlander wrote.
23 Sep 22:54
This MRI Sex Tape Is Totally Real and Pretty Gross
by Hudson Hongo on Antiviral, shared by Lacey Donohue to Gawker
In their search for increasingly harder -cores, the porn industry has pioneered hundreds of techniques in the photography of human genitals, from Hustler's "pink-shots" to the now-standard penetration close-up. But for all their perversion, smut peddlers have never able to match the clinical kinkiness of scientists, who, like Trent Reznor, want to feel you from the inside.
23 Sep 18:51
This Third Boob Is Probably Only Real in Our Hearts
by Aleksander Chan
Darendukeswomp womp...
After news broke yesterday that Jasmine Tridevil, 21, of Tampa had allegedly paid $20,000 to have a third boob implanted on her chest to make herself "unattractive to men," we've heard whispers in the wind (and read stories) that this Third Boob is a stunt, a hoax. It very well might be. http://gawker.com/woman-gets-thi...
23 Sep 18:50
The Undeniable Tragicomedy of a Man Orgasming 100 Times Per Day
by Jordan Sargent
DarendukesEw
Dale Decker is a man who says he orgasms in his pants over 100 times per day. As he and his wife explain in the video below, this is a horrible affliction that makes it impossible for him to live any semblance of a normal life. But there is something we must all admit about Dale Decker's story: its tragedy is sadly, pitifully, and undeniably funny.
22 Sep 21:51
A Man Howls At The Woods – And The Woods Howl Back
by Robbie Gonzalez
DarendukesHoly shit that is terrifying!
It's call and response, coyote-style. And it's one of the most intense examples of human-animal communication you've ever heard.
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22 Sep 21:28
"Fuck It, I Quit": Cannabis Club-Owning Reporter Quits On Air
by Andy Cush on Drugs, shared by Lacey Donohue to Gawker
DarendukesAwesome!
If you're going to leave your TV gig for a life toiling at marijuana legalization, do it with some panache. At the end of a segment on a cannabis club last night, Alaskan news reporter Charlo Greene revealed herself as the club's owner and availed herself of any journalistic conflict of interest with four words: "Fuck it, I quit."
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22 Sep 21:26
Ant-Man Villains Revealed? Plus Some Surprising Game of Thrones Photos!
by Katharine Trendacosta
DarendukesMention that Fox picked up Mark Millar's new comic "Starlight" for a movie. I haven't read it but it sounds cool.
"'Starlight' focuses on a space-faring adventurer who's been returned to earth for decades only to live in a world where no one believes he ever went to the stars."
I'd read that.
What secrets do Interstellar posters reveal? The Maze Runner sequel already has a release date. Star Wars really could be revisiting a planet from the Original Trilogy. Another Mark Millar comic's heading to the big screen. Plus the movie sequel you never expected to hear about. Spoilers now!
22 Sep 19:27
Mother-Daughter Prankster Team Burn Giant Penis Onto Football Field
by Dayna Evans
If you're going to burn a giant, 100-yard penis onto a football field at your high school, who are you going to ask to be your accomplice? Your cousin? The valedictorian of your class? A landscaping expert? No, asshole, your mom.
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22 Sep 18:36
French Vegetable Farmers Wreak Havoc on Town, Burn Down Tax Office
by Dayna Evans
DarendukesWut?
Vegetable farmers in Morlaix, France have taken to the streets to protest falling prices on their products, and they are not joking around. In an attempt have their cause recognized, they've begun dumping artichokes and manure everywhere and have burned down tax and insurance offices.
22 Sep 18:26
Woman Gets Third Boob Implanted, Wants to Be "Unattractive to Men"
by Dayna Evans
DarendukesIt finally happened! And it only took 24 years! Thanks, Total Recall!
A massage therapist from Tampa, Fla. has spent $20,000 to get a third breast implanted dead center between the right one and the left one as a way to become unattractive to men. She claims that she isn't interested in dating anymore.
20 Sep 18:46
Intruder Makes It Over the Fence and Through the White House Doors
by Zara Golden
DarendukesThere's a quick video of it too. Pretty ballsy.
Tourists and peace protesters barnacled outside the White House on Friday evening caught quite a show when a Texas man scaled the White House fence, raced across the lawn, and through the north portico doors before being nabbed by Secret Service agents.
19 Sep 23:36
Two Drunk Assholes Upstaged By Another Drunk Asshole Puking Out of Car
by Aleksander Chan
Darendukesomg I want an mp3 of that guy yelling.
"What the fuck are you recording me for, cocksucker?" Boot and rally, y'all. Boot and rally.
19 Sep 18:37
Massive Collection Of Mystery Science Theater 3000 To Debut On Vimeo
by Meredith Woerner
Vimeo has just gobbled up 80 episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000, but more importantly this deal includes the rights to FUTURE episodes of MST3K that aren't already available on iTunes or Hulu!
18 Sep 19:11
Post-Threesome Hamburger Meat Taste Test Leads to Bathroom Brawl
by Allie Jones
Darendukes"According to court records, married couple Martin and Daniela Miller invited a homeless man, Michael Chaney, into their home last week to have sex with them."
What could possibly go wrong?
Threesomes are a tricky business, especially when you involve things like raw meat and feelings. According to The Bay City Times, one Michigan man could now be headed to jail after a hamburger meat taste test between three sex friends in a bathtub went awry last weekend.
18 Sep 18:31
Tim & Eric's New Show Actually Doesn't Suck
by Adam Carlson on Morning After, shared by Lacey Donohue to Gawker
Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim are returning to Adult Swim tonight with a new anthology, Tim & Eric's Bedtime Stories, premiering at 12:15 a.m., and what you should know is: You, like me, can be a totally hip, with-it kind of person and be exhausted with Tim & Eric, with Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! and Tim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie and their aesthetic of comedy through titration, and so far absolutely love Bedtime Stories, which is by design (individual, 11-minute tales) like nightmares you keep awakening into.
16 Sep 20:09
Could You Use A Placebo To Calm Your Anxious Dog?
by Jason G. Goldman
DarendukesCool experiment.
When a dog is left alone, it can be scary for them. Some dogs get so anxious that they destroy your stuff, scratch up your front door, and bark so loud it annoys your neighbors. But now it looks like there might be a solution - and it involves a simple placebo.
16 Sep 19:19
Disgruntled Teen Worker Rubs Balls on Stuffed-Crust Hawaiian Pizza
by Aleksander Chan
Austin Michael Symonds, an 18-year-old employee of a Papa Murphy's pizzeria in Georgetown, Texas, was arrested by police last week after he was allegedly caught by a customer rubbing his scrotum on a pizza order. According to the arrest warrant obtained by the Austin American-Statesman, the customer confronted the teen, asking him his age and then, "So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone's pizza?" Symonds responded by saying, "Yes," before apparently telling the customer, "Man, I am really sorry, that was stupid."
