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16 Dec 22:11

sixpenceee: Victor Noir is more famous for his death and his...







sixpenceee:

Victor Noir is more famous for his death and his grave than for his life. He was a journalist who was shot dead. To mark his grave, a bronze statue of the man lying down as if just shot was erected. This statue has since become something of a fertility symbol.

Due to the naturalistic style of the sculpture there is a fold in Noir’s trousers which make him appear to be aroused. Myth says that placing a flower in the top hat after kissing the statue on the lips and rubbing its genital area will enhance fertility, bring a blissful sex life, or, in some versions, a husband within the year. This is located at the Père Lachaise cemetery in Paris

15 Dec 18:18

Panda dodges lasers

11 Dec 23:48

The Most Oddly Satisfying GIF of the Day

Darendukes

oooh that's nice...

The Most Oddly Satisfying GIF of the Day

Submitted by: ToolBee

Tagged: boxes , gifs , fits
11 Dec 21:09

Webslinger Peeing

pee,Spider-Man,web comics

Submitted by: (via Deathbulge)

Tagged: pee , Spider-Man , web comics
11 Dec 20:42

The Muppet Show's Jabberwock Is the Best Jabberwock to Ever Jabberock

by Katharine Trendacosta

Go home, Tim Burton and Once Upon a Time in Wonderland . You simply cannot compete with the Muppet Jabberwock. The Muppets are perfection.

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11 Dec 19:56

iSmart's logo really thew me for a second.

11 Dec 19:17

​Brave Puppy Destroys Fear, Cleanses World of Toxic Trepidation 

by Kelly Conaboy

He Himself bore our fears in His tiny meatball body on the steps, so that we might die to fear and live to fearlessness; for by His straight up no joke extraordinary pup bravery you were healed.

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10 Dec 23:38

If you were a kid when OOT came out in 1998...

10 Dec 22:57

These two look like they are having fun

Darendukes

look at that beast

10 Dec 22:26

Gift wrapping perfection

10 Dec 22:18

The Most Confusing Sentence in the World Uses Just One Word

by Esther Inglis-Arkell

The Most Confusing Sentence in the World Uses Just One Word

Take a guess at what this sentence means - "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." It really has a proper meaning. And it's part of a whole group of one-word sentences.

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10 Dec 20:22

Red Band Kingsmen Trailer Feels Like Kick-Ass For Spy Movies

by Meredith Woerner

Tired of the super dark, brooding spy movie world we live in today? Director Matthew Vaughn is here to help. His movie Kingsmen: The Secret Service brings back the gadget-filled, silly villain espionage film. But be warned — this (very long) red-band trailer is super spoiler-y.

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10 Dec 20:16

Dammit The New Mad Max Trailer Looks Really, Really Good

by Meredith Woerner
Darendukes

Wow that looks crazy

After Star Wars, Mad Max: Fury Road is our number one most anticipated film of 2015. Why? BECAUSE THE TRAILERS LOOK LIKE THIS! AND THIS !

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10 Dec 19:38

50 Cent everybody

Darendukes

lol oh fiddy, i can never stay mad at you

10 Dec 19:33

The Story of Romeo and Juliet Condensed Into a Single GIF

10 Dec 19:16

The U.S. Government Wants to Keep You From Wearing "Comfyballs" Boxers

by Andy Cush
Darendukes

Package Front™

The U.S. Government Wants to Keep You From Wearing "Comfyballs" Boxers

The regrettably named Norwegian underwear brand Comfyballs was all set to make its big debut in the U.S. this year when it was shut down by the country's patent and trademark office. A trademark on Comfyballs, USPTO argued, was just too vulgar for Americans to accept.

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10 Dec 19:14

Watch The Navy's First Operational Laser Cannon Blow Crap Up

by Tyler Rogoway on foxtrotalpha, shared by Lacey Donohue to Gawker

Watch The Navy's First Operational Laser Cannon Blow Crap Up

The Navy's first operation laser cannon is now on active duty in Persian Gulf. Perched high above the bridge of America's Afloat Forward Staging Base, the USS Ponce, the Office of Naval Research's Laser Weapon System (LaWS) close-in weapon system has exceeded the Navy's expectations when it comes to reliability and capability and it is now fully integrated into the ship's defenses.

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10 Dec 19:08

Dorkly Comic: What if Portal Guns Were Actually REAL [Comic]

by Geeks are Sexy
Darendukes

lol that seems about right.

The sad but inevitable reality of portal guns becoming a real thing. A comic by Tony Wilson of Dorkly.

portal

[Source: Dorkly]

10 Dec 00:11

What We Do In The Shadows Trailer Makes Us Miss Vampires, No Really

by Meredith Woerner
Darendukes

Can't wait to see this!

Before you swear off all vampire movies and shows forever, we urge you to check out the latest trailer for What We Do In the Shadows, because it's hilarious. Plus it stars Jemaine Clement, who is excellent.

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09 Dec 23:37

Destiny progress will carry over to sequel, Bungie says

by Jessica Conditt
Darendukes

The sequel that we'll see in 6 or so years.

Player progress in Destiny will transfer to the sequel, Bungie Community Manager David Dague confirmed to IGN. Bungie has 10 years to fulfill its promises for the Destiny franchise, and it's laying out some of the groundwork now. "It's been no secre...
09 Dec 21:59

Macaulay Culkin's Pizza-Themed Velvet Underground Cover Band Did a Video

by Jay Hathaway
Darendukes

wut?

Macaulay Culkin's Pizza-Themed Velvet Underground Cover Band Did a Video

The Pizza Underground, a pizza-themed Velvet Underground cover band featuring former child star Macaulay Culkin, is a joke in the sense that they sing Velvet Underground songs with lyrics about pizza and have the kid from Home Alone on tambourine and kazoo. But it's also serious, iin the sense that they went on tour and made this music video.

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09 Dec 21:59

She didn't even make it through the front door.

Darendukes

That's cute and all, but why are you taking your dog to Joanne Fabrics?

09 Dec 20:38

Enough gum to last you an hour!

09 Dec 20:29

My new Hero, thank you browsing random.

09 Dec 20:19

Mine?

Darendukes

No you didn't

08 Dec 23:14

Owned

Darendukes

hahahahahahaahahahhaa!

08 Dec 21:59

Perfect Comeback.

08 Dec 21:39

T-shirt I found in Tokyo

04 Dec 20:02

Terminator Genisys Trailer Blows Our Expectations Away

by Meredith Woerner

Here is the first, long look at the brand-new Terminator Genisys movie. Take a look at new face of Sarah Connor, a new John Connor and new Kyle Reese, but the Terminator remains the same. It's actually pretty fun.

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04 Dec 18:10

Sword For Sale, WARNING Might Be Haunted

by Meredith Woerner
Darendukes

Austin, TX

Sword For Sale, WARNING Might Be Haunted

Haunted sword for sale, just $150.

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