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04 Dec 18:48

Evolve's 'Evacuation' is a dynamic mini-campaign mode

by Earnest Cavalli
Developer Turtle Rock Studios has shed some light on the "Evacuation" game type to be included in its upcoming cooperative team-based shooter Evolve. Designed for one to five players, Evacuation pits the game's heroes against one giant, ugly monster...
04 Dec 18:32

No Dance!

04 Dec 18:03

Two happy owlets

04 Dec 01:37

Houston Texans WR Andre Johnson footed the $16,266 bill at Toys R Us this morning for Houston-area CPS kids who had 80 seconds to fill their carts with whatever they wanted.

Darendukes

Now that is a good use of being rich as hell.

03 Dec 21:01

The Large Hadron Collider's Circuits Just Got Run Through A Dishwasher

by Ria Misra

The Large Hadron Collider's Circuits Just Got Run Through A Dishwasher

Shield your eyes, electronics and physics fans! What you're seeing is exactly what it looks like: the LHC's circuit boards right before the door slammed shut and the rinse cycle began.

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03 Dec 19:59

The PlayStation Is Twenty Years Old Today

by Brian Ashcraft

The PlayStation Is Twenty Years Old Today

Has it been that long? Yes, it has. Today, the PlayStation turns twenty years old in Japan.

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03 Dec 19:59

The 20th Anniversary Edition PlayStation 4 Is a Thing of Beauty

by Brian Ashcraft
Darendukes

Cool.

The 20th Anniversary Edition PlayStation 4 Is a Thing of Beauty

To mark the 20th anniversary of the PlayStation, Sony is releasing a special 20th anniversary PlayStation 4. The console is limited to only 12,300 numbered units worldwide.

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03 Dec 19:45

A Month-Long Race To See Who Can Finish 21 Final Fantasy Games First

by Jason Schreier
Darendukes

That is ridiculous. Do these people have jobs?

A Month-Long Race To See Who Can Finish 21 Final Fantasy Games First

One month. Two speedrunners. 21 Final Fantasy games.

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03 Dec 19:02

First Footage From Terminator: Genisys Brings Back A T-1000

by Meredith Woerner
Darendukes

DA DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!

Did you know that there is a T-1000 in the new Terminator: Genisys movie? The new Terminator: Genisys teaser trailer just revealed a face full of mimetic poly-alloy, which means the T-1000 is back.

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03 Dec 18:44

This Cute Little Creature Can Kill You With A Cat Allergen

by Esther Inglis-Arkell
Darendukes

"A slow loris basically kills by being an ultra-cat."

This Cute Little Creature Can Kill You With A Cat Allergen

The slow loris is one of the few venomous mammals on earth, and the only venomous primate. It has one of the oddest venom-creation methods in the world. And it kills you much the same way your cat would (if he could).

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03 Dec 18:22

This machine

Darendukes

Automation porn.

03 Dec 18:09

Every episode of Family Feud with Steve Harvey

03 Dec 18:05

This girl's handwriting is the coolest thing I've seen all week.

Darendukes

Damn.

03 Dec 17:56

Douchebag Dad Pretends to Fling Toddler Son Off Balcony For Cruel Prank

by Aleksander Chan
Darendukes

She deserves an award for putting up with all his (hilarious) bullshit.

Professional prankster Roman Atwood, a real human being with a wife and children, has a new hit video: In "Killing My Own Kid PRANK!!," he fakes throwing his son over the balcony of his family's Los Angeles home to freak his wife out. Killing your kids—hilarious!

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02 Dec 23:45

"Defective" Samus Figure Sells For A Ton On eBay

by Luke Plunkett
Darendukes

$2500

"Defective" Samus Figure Sells For A Ton On eBay

The Samus Amiibo that accidentally shipped with two arm cannons instead of one wasn't just an exercise in maximum firepower. It's also proof that "defective" toys are often the most valuable.

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02 Dec 22:01

A Hilarious Time Travel Film About A Cyborg Who Steals From The Past

by Lauren Davis
Darendukes

Very well done.

If you've watched the goofy George Lucas Special Edition Star Wars: Episode VII trailer , you've already been exposed to director and VFX artist Michael Shanks' work. Here, though, we get something original from him: a comedy about a stranded astronaut who discovers a time machine on a post-apocalyptic Earth.

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02 Dec 20:21

Did Bigfoot Just Visit Britain? Watch The Video And Judge For Yourself!

by Cheryl Eddy
Darendukes

People are fuckin crazy.

Did Bigfoot Just Visit Britain? Watch The Video And Judge For Yourself!

Because whenever Bigfoot makes the news, it's news you can use. Multiple British tabloids are reporting on the recent findings of one Adam Bird, who claims to have captured evidence of a mysterious beast lumbering through the Lincolnshire woods.

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02 Dec 20:18

Superheroes Go Norman Rockwell In Adorable Saturday Evening Post Covers

by Lauren Davis

Superheroes Go Norman Rockwell In Adorable Saturday Evening Post Covers

DC superheroes and villains get a dose of Norman Rockwell and J.C. Leyendecker-inspired whimsy in artist Juan Carlos Ruiz Burgos' tributes to the Saturday Evening Post. We especially love the ones where superheroes encounter children who read their comic book adventures.

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02 Dec 19:47

Lazy cat trying to help..

02 Dec 19:40

UK Prudes Ban Spanking, Squirting, and Lots of Other Sexy Stuff in Porn

by Andy Cush
Darendukes

No facesitting?!

UK Prudes Ban Spanking, Squirting, and Lots of Other Sexy Stuff in Porn

From the land of tea and crumpets comes a head-scratchingly conservative ruling on porn: as of this week, spanking, fisting, watersports, female ejaculation, and facesitting are officially banned in the UK.

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02 Dec 19:38

These Horrifying Aztec Death Whistles Would Make a Great Christmas Gift

by Taylor Berman
Darendukes

WANT.

With Christmas just weeks away, you're quickly running out of time to buy your loved ones a gift. So why not just purchase a few of these terrifying "Aztec death whistles" and save yourself some hassle? They're only $100 each at the Oregon Flute Store.

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02 Dec 03:28

Watch Sulfuric Acid Melt a Sponge In Slow-Motion

by Esther Inglis-Arkell

Here's a terrifying and fascinating chemical reaction to start your Monday right. In a slow-motion video, sulfuric acid rips apart a sponge. We'll let you admire the show, and explain what's happening.

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02 Dec 03:19

A camouflaged Swedish Navy ship

02 Dec 03:18

Best five minutes of elementary school

Darendukes

Can we get one of these?

02 Dec 01:03

When Porn and Virtual Reality Collide (NSFW)

by Fruzsina Eordogh on Gizmodo, shared by Lacey Donohue to Gawker
Darendukes

I like how "Teledildonics" is now an industry. Or maybe I just like that word.

When Porn and Virtual Reality Collide (NSFW)

The porn of the future is titillating. As virtual reality matures, we'll be aroused in three-dimensional immersive alternative realities, interacting with super-lifelike porn stars customized to our taste. People will look back on our passive and lonely 2D smut and pity us. But… when?

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02 Dec 01:01

I'll save you!

02 Dec 01:01

The Last Starfighter Re-Cut Into A Modern Trailer Is Totally Badass

by Meredith Woerner

What if The Last Starfighter came out today? Well the trailer would probably recut from its awesome '80s glory into this re-cut badassery. Watch a trailer for The Last Starfighter, retooled for modern times.

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02 Dec 00:56

"Celebrities Read Mean Tweets" Returns With Chris Pratt and Lena Dunham

by Jay Hathaway
Darendukes

I love these!

Jimmy Kimmel is back with the eighth(!) edition of Celebrities Read Mean Tweets, which should be getting really old by now, but instead just keeps getting better. People on Twitter (or Kimmel's writing staff ?) are seriously on point with their celebrity slams this time out.

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01 Dec 22:41

Game Of Thrones Season 5 Teaser Shows Arya Stark Falling Into Darkness

by Meredith Woerner

Here is a teeny, tiny look at the new season of Game of Thrones — and HBO wants you to know they are all about Arya Stark in the new year.

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01 Dec 21:39

Oops