Darendukes

Wanted and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter director Timur Bekmambetov is turning his sights on the fluffy menace that is squirrel-kind. And although there's no word on production starting, the movie apparently already has a promo trailer.

Read more...

Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop has been arrested again on drug charges, only a year after his last run-in with the law.

Read more...

An Ohio man thought he was just ordering a $1700 safe for his 24 long rifles and dozen shotguns, but little did he know it had already been stuffed full of nearly half a million dollars worth of tightly wrapped Mexican bud.

Read more...

That’s it, I’ll be stuck with that stupid song in my head for the whole day. Sigh.

So many things to point at in Battlefield 4!

[jackfrags]

Simply entitled “Kneel,” this powerful portrait of Zod by Jason Edmiston is part of the “A Rogues Gallery” exhibit at the Austin, Texas Mondo Gallery. It opens August 23 and ends September 14!

[via XombieDIRGE]

You know nothing Jon Snow – Ygritte

[Available on a T-Shirt over at Redbubble]

Sam Horowitz knows a thing or two about becoming a man. [ more › ]

Hoo, boy. After years of speculations — as well of years of pretty much everyone knowing about it although everyone in power denied it — the U.S. government released a classified document confirming that Area 51 is a real government testing site. As for crashed UFOs and alien autopsies? Not so much.

Read more...

While excavating an ancient burial mound at Başur Höyük near Siirt in southeast Turkey, archaeologists discovered a set of sculpted stones that may represent the earliest recorded gaming tokens.

Read more...

The Night of the Living Dead remake (Night of the Living Dead: Origins 3D) will be set in New York City, OBVIOUSLY. You know what? It's a surprise that we're surprised.

Read more...

But what would our streets look like if they were maintained by the Fred Durst Society of the Humanities and Arts? We could expect soul patches galore among the department’s workforce and a treatment facility for hot dog-flavored water. [ more › ]

The deal was almost too good to be true: Pay professional stuntwomen/actresses Jessie Graff and Tree O'Toole just $2,800, and they will gladly pretend to beat the crap out of each other for a live-action parody of the "Epic Chicken Fight" from Family Guy.

Read more...

This awesome Ghostbusters tattoo belongs to @Sopaguada. Send your nerdy tattoo pics to tips@fashionablygeek.com.

(via GAS)

Smithsonian researchers announced the discovery of a new species today—and it's not the usual slimy earth bug! This new species is a distractingly delightful mammal with stylish fur and an energetic attitude. It's called an olinguito and according to the Smithsonian researcher who discovered the creature, "it looks kind of like a fuzzball."

Read more...

Inspired by a 1986 Smiths gig poster that features a ponderous Charlie Brown, Bay Area graphic designer Lauren LoPrete decided to see what would happen if she combined other Morrissey-penned lyrics with random panels from Peanuts comic strips.

Read more...

Over the last week, congregants from St. John's Cathedral in Fresno, California, have been steadily amassing around a tree outside the church that they believe is weeping the tears of God.

Read more...