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31 Jul 14:15

Nerdy, sexy, dirty, funny lovesong on a uke

by Cory Doctorow

Deanne Smith recorded this lovely little nerdy and rude and sexy lovesong, accompanied by her kitten, who adds rather a lot. She's available for live performances at "your town/school/bed/wedding." She's provided a handy lyrics guide:

I wanna be your abacus baby
you can count on me
and I won't say that I love you or I heart you,
but I will say less than 3, I less than 3 you

Your molecules must be moving really quickly
'cause girl, you're hot.
Are you igneous, metamorphic or sedimentary?
All I know is, baby, you rock.

Nerdy Love Song with Added Kitten Bonus!

    


17 Jul 09:06

The wonder year: Why 1978 was the best year ever

Grease was the word. It was fun to stay at the YMCA. Global prosperity and well-being peaked in 1978 – and has been going downhill since
    


15 Jul 05:21

Alternative Inputs

by Geoff Manaugh
UK artist Ryan Jordan led a workshop earlier this summer in Montréal, building musical instruments out of geological circuit boards, an experiment in terrestrial instrumentation he calls "Derelict Electronics."

[Image: From "Derelict Electronics" by Ryan Jordan; photo by Lauren Franklin].

The sputtering and noisy results use "a mesh of point contacts connecting to chalcopyrite and iron pyrite to make crude amplifiers out of rocks."

"When an electric current is sent through the rocks," Jordan explains, "sporadic noise bursts from the speakers. With some fine tuning these rocks begin to behave like microphones, amplifying howling feedback and detecting subtle scratches and disturbances in their surrounding environment."

[Image: From "Derelict Electronics" by Ryan Jordan].

The extraction of sound from or by way of minerals is less bizarre than it might at first sound, considering that, as Jordan points out, his experiment is actually "based on the Adams Crystal Amplifier (1933), a precursor to the modern transistor, one of the fundamental building blocks of today's electronic and digital world." In a sense, then, these are just a hipster rediscovery of crystal radio.

The resulting instruments, though visually crude, are Frankenstein-like webs of copper wire and rocks affixed to, in these photographs, a wooden base. The potential for aestheticizing these beyond the workshop stage seems both obvious and highly promising.

[Images: From "Derelict Electronics" by Ryan Jordan].

In fact, I'm reminded of the amplified lettuce circuits of artist Leonardo Amico or the recently very widely publicized work of photographer Caleb Charland—in particular, Charland's "Orange Battery"—which literally taps fruit and vegetables as unexpected electrical inputs for lamps and other lighting rigs.

[Image: Caleb Charland, "Orange Battery" (2012), which took a 14-hour exposure time].

Charland takes stereotypical still-life arrangements, using, for instance, apples and potatoes as an electrical source for the lamp that illuminates the resulting photograph—

[Images: Photos by Caleb Charland].

—or he simply plugs directly into crops while they're still growing in the field, as if we might someday set up lamps in the middle of nowhere and build outdoor interiors shining at all hours of the day. Redefining architecture as electrical effects without walls.

[Image: Photo by Caleb Charland].

Combining Charland's and Jordan's work to stage elaborate, fully functioning rock-radios built from nothing but wired-up pieces of crystal and stone could make for some incredible photographs (not to mention unearthly soundscapes: podcasts of pure geology, amplified).

But, continuing this brief riff on alternative geo- and biological sources of power, there was a short article in The Economist a long while back that looked at the possibility of what they called "wooden batteries." These botanical power sources would be "grid scale," we read, and would rely on "waste from paper mills" in order to function.

The implication here that we would plug our cities not just into giant slurries of wood pulp, like thick soups of electricity, but also directly into the forests around us, drawing light from the energy of trunks and branches, is yet another extraordinary possibility that designers would do well to take on, imagining what such a scenario literally might look like and how it would technically function, not solely for its cool aesthetic possibilities but for the opportunity to help push our culture of gadgets toward renewable sources of power. Where forests become literal power plants and our everyday farms and back gardens become sites for growing nearly unlimited reserves of electricity.

(Earlier on BLDGBLOG: Electric Landscapes).
15 Jul 05:16

Richard Rogers: 'The street is where society comes into itself'

by Archinect

Rogers's 1958 student report from the AA exhibited a remarkable level of consistency: Elementary Construction; Concrete Design; Specifications & Materials … he failed them all. As his tutor concluded, Rogers "has a genuine interest in and a feeling for architecture, but sorely lacks the intellectual equipment to translate these feelings into sound building. His designs will continue to suffer while his drawing is so bad, his method of work so chaotic and his critical judgment so inarticulate."



15 Jul 05:11

Andro Launches Crowdfunding Campaign to Bring the MOVEO Foldable Electric Scooter to the Streets

by Lidija Grozdanic

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If you think foldable bikes are great for commuting, you will love the idea of cruising the city on a foldable electric scooter. The MOVEO collapsible vehicle weighs only 25kg and can be wheeled as a suitcase onto public transport or tucked away for easy storage. The scooter was developed by Andro, a Hungarian non-profit focused on green transportation, and is planned to hit the market in 2014. The team is currently looking for investing partners through their crowdfunding campaign on JumpStartCity.

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14 Jul 18:58

World's worst boyfriend wakes his girlfriend up with the scariest prank ever conceived.

by Someecards

Oh fuck that.

You might be wondering why on Earth someone would do something like this. The prankster, James Williams, explains himself on this video's Youtube page:

"I wanted to see how my girlfriend would react to a ghost
coming out the tv trying to grab hold of her."

Mission accomplished. She reacted the way any human being with a soul to steal would react. She completely lost her shit. That's what humans do when you wake them up with realistic-looking TV ghosts. They enter a state of pure, unadulterated terror, and then they hopefully break up with you.

You're clearly a super-creative and talented dude, James Williams, but Jesus, there are people who react that way just while watching the movie version of The Ring. You don't bring that kind of thing to life unless there are paramedics standing by.

Check out the Youtube page of this video for an extensive list of Williams's other work in the field of pranksterism, and do your best not to befriend him.

14 Jul 18:30

100 Most Frequently Asked Help Desk Questions and Answers

by Luke Maciak

I have been working in IT for way to many years to be still considered a sane and well adjusted individual. After you spend a few years in this industry you realize that some questions asked by users keep recurring like bad dreams or glitches in the matrix.

Below is my attempt to compile a comprehensive list of frequently asked IT questions you might encounter when working as a systems administrator or help-desk drone. All of these are actual quotes from various ticketing systems and email exchanges. I preserved original grammar and spelling wherever possible.

Feel free to print this out and use it in your help desk training manuals.

  1. Is it a virus?

    No.

  2. Are you sure?

    Yes.

  3. My Microsoft is error!

    Reboot.

  4. I already did!

    Disconnect all cables and peripherals, remove the battery and hold down the power button for 60 seconds.

  5. Oh, am I doing this to discharge the capacitors on the motherboard?

    No, you are doing this to ensure that you actually reboot the machine rather than browse Facebook for 5 minutes and say that you did.

  6. Is the email down?

    No. Flip the WiFi switch on the side of the laptop.

  7. Is the server down?

    No. Flip the WiFi switch on the side of the laptop.

  8. Is our website down?

    No. WiFi switch.

  9. Is the WiFi down?

    No. Flip the WiFi switch!

  10. When I my microsoft then it goes and goes not and then it doesn’t.

    WiFi switch… Probably. Then reboot. Then turn on grammar-checking in Outlook.

  11. My computer is slow!

    No problem. Someone will pick it up tomorrow and it will be re-imaged.

  12. Will I loose all my stuff?

    Yes. Your stuff will be loose. Also, everything not work related and stored on network share will be gone.

  13. Ok, my computer isn’t slow anymore. No need to re-image.

    Too late!

  14. Ever since I upgraded Java/Adobe nothing works.

    That was actually a virus. Good job.

  15. Lawl, you forgot to renew corporate antivirus. I had to use my credit card.

    Call credit card company, demand charge-back then cancel that card.

  16. Can you set up away message on my email?

    No problem. Also, enjoy all the the SPAM in the world.

  17. I’m getting too much spam now! Increase spam filters!

    Ok.

  18. Someone said they sent me an email but I didn’t get it. Is it spam filters?

    No.

  19. Are you sure?

    Yes.

  20. I think spam filters make my computer slow!

    Nope.

  21. Spam filters ate my TPS report!

    No they did not. We actually lied when we said we increased the sensitivity. Please stop obsessing over it.

  22. I’m unable to install iTunes.

    Good.

  23. Can you help me install iTunes?

    No.

  24. Can I haz Admin?

    No.

  25. But I need it!

    No you don’t.

  26. I convinced my boss that I need admin.

    Sigh, ok then.

  27. I tried installing iTunes and now my computer won’t boot.

    Good job. Admin revoked.

  28. Can I has Windows 8?

    No.

  29. But I need it!

    No you don’t.

  30. I convinced my boss that I need Windows 8.

    Sigh, ok.

  31. WTF IS THIS SHIT!????

    Windows 8.

  32. I don’t want it anymore.

    Tough, deal with it.

  33. Windows 8 is now hurting my productivity.

    Ok, you are now upgraded to Windows 7.

  34. Can I haz new computer?

    No.

  35. But I need it!

    No you don’t.

  36. I convinced my boss I need a new computer.

    Ok.

  37. New computer too bulky. I want a thin one like MacBook Air.

    All employees get same model. Sorry.

  38. But I need it!

    No you don’t!

  39. I convinced my boss that I need it.

    I unconvinced your boss by giving him detailed outline as to how many man-hours it will take to test and deploy all custom software for that model, create and test images and etc…

  40. Can I haz iPad?

    No.

  41. But I neeeeed it!

    No you don’t!

  42. I convinced my boss I need it.

    Ok.

  43. Help, can’t install games on company iPad.

    Good.

  44. What is it good for then?

    Work? You said you needed it for work.

  45. I bricked my corporate iPad while trying to jailbreak it. Can I haz new?

    ಠ_ಠ

  46. I accidentally sat on iPad. Can I haz Android tablet as replacement?

    That will be locked down too.

  47. Actually, I no longer need tablet or iPad.

    Good.

  48. I think I got that upside-down screen virus!

    It’s not a virus. Just do: Ctrl+Alt+

  49. Can I have an extra power strip that I can plug into the power strip under my desk?

    No.

  50. Why not?

    Fire code.

  51. Microwave oven is broken.

    Not an IT issue.

  52. Office refrigerator is running.

    Not an IT issue.

  53. Elevator is broken.

    Not an IT issue.

  54. Lights in the hallway are flickering.

    Not an IT issue.

  55. AC Units in Server Room stopped working.

    Not an IT issue. Wait, yes it is. FUCK. FUCKFUCKFUUUUuuuuuCK! SHUT! DOWN! EVERYTHING!

  56. Can’t access webmail!

    Don’t type in the www in front of the URL.

  57. Can’t access intranet site!

    Type in URL into address box, NOT into google.

  58. Can you show me how to hack into someone’s Facebook?

    No! Also, shame on you.

  59. I think some virus put all these porn websites into my browser history.

    Cool story, bro.

  60. My laptop was stolen from my car. Can I haz new one?

    No problem. Let me just log in to Prey, enable geo-tracking and information collection and…

  61. Wait, you can do that? Did I say stolen? I meant my dog… Err… dropped it…

    ಠ_ಠ

  62. My USB port is not working!

    That’s an Ethernet port.

  63. My Ethernet port is not working?

    That’s a telephone cable.

  64. CD stuck in the drive!!!

    Paper clip it.

  65. My laptop has no CD.

    Yes it does, it’s slot-loaded. Eject key is above main keyboard.

  66. It said “do not shut down your computer” so I shut it down. Now it won’t boot. What do?

    Work on your reading comprehension. We’ll pick up the laptop for repair in the morning.

  67. How come my laptop wont turn on when I remove the battery?

    Physics.

  68. What do I need to access files on these 5 1/4 inch floppy disks?

    A time machine.

  69. My Excel is broken. I literally can’t anything!!!

    Press Scroll Lock.

  70. I wrote 100 page report, then it asked me if I wanted to save so I said no. Now I can’t find it.

    Your computer appears to be working correctly.

  71. My computer is freeze or error but sometimes is not.

    These could be early symptoms of a failing memory chip or an issue with the memory slot on the mobo. Please drop laptop off at the IT cave and we’ll run memtest overnight.

  72. Every website tells me the SSL certificate has exprired?

    The date setting in Windows is in the future.

  73. Windows update is error.

    The date setting in windows is in the past.

  74. I downloaded pirated Windows 8 and installed it on company laptop. Now all my data is gone and stuff is weird.

    Please pick up replacement laptop with booting from CD/USB disabled in BIOS at the front desk.

  75. My computer shuts down for no reason.

    Remove cat fur from the fan vents – it’s causing it to overheat.

  76. My computer doesn’t even Microsoft only black and hyphen is blink.

    Sounds like boot sector got corrupted. Drop it off at the cave.

  77. My computer is blink!!!

    Probably memory or mobo issue – we’ll be able to tell from the blink code. Drop it off.

  78. I got hacked! My computer is beep when turn on!

    No. RAM chip got dislodged. Slam the laptop on the table harder, why don’t you.

  79. I got hacked! Keyboard doesn’t even like crazy all the time!!!

    Shorted laptop keyboard. We will replace it right away.

  80. Fox fire is error!

    You have been trying to access a black-listed malware attack site for the past three hours. Please stop.

  81. Help, government is reading my email!

    No it doesn’t. Yep. :(

  82. Printer is jam! Says open front cover.

    Open front cover. Then close it. Printer is un-jam.

  83. Outlook is slow!

    Your PST file is 99 GB. It is physically impossible for Outlook to be fast.

  84. Dominos relationship trust is fail when laptop turn on.

    Ah, yes – the domain relationship trust issue in Windows 7. Workaround: unplug Ethernet cable, log in, plug back in. Actual solution: leave domain, then re-join it.

  85. Can I haz Powerpoints?

    Already installed.

  86. Powerpoints is hard. I will dictate, and you make slides, yes?

    No.

  87. My laptop display spontaneously shattered for no reason.

    I’m assuming the impact marks and cracks on the side also developed spontaneously and not as a result of the laptop being dropped, right?

  88. I deleted a file six months ago, then defragged and ran CCCleaner with the feature that zeros-out empty space on the HD twenty seven times in a row. Can we still recover that file?

    No. But check your email. I’m sure it’s in that 99GB PST file at least twice.

  89. I am physically incapable of replacing the toner in my desk printer.

    Flag down closest intern and hand him/her the following instructions: “PLS REPLACE TONER”. They’ll know what to do.

  90. Word is compatibility error!

    Save as XLSX or XLSM.

  91. Our website was hacked!

    No it wasn’t. You managed to pick up some redirect Trojan though.

  92. Can I disable the nightly backup script? It is annoying.

    No.

  93. I convinced my boss nightly backup is hurting my productivity.

    Ok, but you are responsible for backing up your work from now on.

  94. My stuff isn’t backed up automatically anymore, WTF? I lost work!

    Automated backup script has been re-enabled.

  95. What’s a good home theater system for my living room?

    Not an IT issue. Also, I wouldn’t know.

  96. Can I use that TeamViewer software to spy on my girlfriend without her knowing?

    No. Also, you are a terrible person.

  97. When I shake my laptop really hard it freezes on me.

    Stop shaking it.

  98. I gave my work laptop to my two year old to play with, despite you warning me not to do that and now the computer is completely destroyed. Can I haz new?

    ಠ_ಠ

  99. I opened up the laptop and I tried to jam this random memory module I found into some card slot on the motherboard. It wouldn’t fit so I forced in but it still won’t work. Also, second completely unrelated issue: laptop won’t boot up now.

    Yep, completely unrelated.

  100. Is it a virus?

    Still no.

Illegal Disclaimer: please do not use this for training manuals! If you do, may blog have Marcy on your soles.

14 Jul 04:26

Where will Google Reader traffic go?

Unless something dramatic happens, Google Reader is shutting down July 1.

A few days ago, I posed the question:

Has anyone written up their expectations/projections re:how the Google Reader shutdown will affect traffic to blogs?

For comparison, when Google makes an algorithm change to Google Search results, it can make or break a business. For a publisher on the web, having an significant source of daily referrals go dark one day is likely to have at least as dramatic an effect as a Google Search algorithm change.

Frankly, I have no idea what will happen, but I will present three possible scenarios regarding what will happen from a traffic perspective.

Scenario One: “The New Age of Innovation”

As a consequence of the creative destruction brought upon by the demise of Google Reader, a new class of excellent feed reading software is being created. This is a Good Thing from the perspective of a user.

In this scenario the aggregate market size of RSS readers increases, and the net traffic being driven by people directly consuming content via RSS increases. A publisher would hopefully see a changeover in daily referrers immediately, and then a slow but steady increase as interesting new software is built.

Scenario Two: “Business as Usual”

The people that really care about RSS will migrate to new Reader alternatives. The Reader alternatives will be competing for this passionate market.

In this scenario, the net amount of traffic being driven by RSS feeds will stay essentially the same because the folks who don’t bother to migrate their feeds out of Google Reader weren’t actually using it. Sure, the number of subscribers you conceptually have will decrease, but that matters a lot less than the daily traffic being generated.

Scenario Three: “Deadweight Loss”

Some percentage of people that are currently using Google Reader will either not bother to migrate to another service, or, if they do migrate, they won’t get in the habit of actually using it.

In this scenario, there will still be a vibrant market for RSS readers, but the total amount of referral traffic currently being generated by Google Reader will drop overnight, and some percentage of that traffic isn’t coming back. A publisher would see a significant, immediate drop in their daily referrals, and perhaps a small increase over time as the stragglers migrate.

Other scenarios?

Those are the three likely scenarios that I could think of, are there other scenarios that would happen?

If you are a publisher of a blog that was featured/promoted inside of Google Reader, are you more likely to see a traffic drop? Will the traffic change affect blogs with large or small numbers of subscribers more?

I suppose we are about to find out.

14 Jul 04:23

Crowd Control

by Greg Ross

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In July 1968, ethologist John B. Calhoun built a “mouse utopia,” a metal enclosure 9 feet square with unlimited food, water, and nesting material. He introduced four pairs of mice, and within a year they had multiplied to 620. But after that the society began to fall apart — males became aggressive, females began neglecting their young, and the weaker mice were crowded to the center of the pen, where resources were scarce. After 600 days the females stopped reproducing and the males withdrew from them entirely, and by January 1973 the whole colony was dead. Even when the population had returned to its former levels, the mice’s behavior had remained permanently changed.

There were no predators in the mouse universe; the only adversity was confinement itself. Calhoun felt that his experiment held lessons as to the potential dangers of human overpopulation, and he urged his colleagues to study the effects of high population density on human behavior. “Our success in being human has so far derived from our honoring deviance more than tradition,” he said. “Now we must search diligently for those creative deviants from which, alone, will come the conceptualization of an evolutionary designing process. This can assure us an open-ended future toward whose realization we can participate.”

(Thanks, Pål.)

14 Jul 04:17

QUOTE: Few people know how to take a walk. The qualifications…

by Jason Fried

Few people know how to take a walk. The qualifications are endurance, plain clothes, old shoes, an eye for nature, good humor, vast curiosity, good speech, good silence and nothing too much.

—Ralph Waldo Emerson

14 Jul 04:15

Stunning Shots of Fly Geyser, Nevada's Hidden Treasure

by alice

As you all know by now, we love finding extraordinary destinations off the beaten path like Lake Baikal in Siberia. Today, we bring you another one which can only be described as surreal or otherworldly. Fly Geyser (or Fly Ranch Geyser) is a a small geothermal geyser that is located approximately 20 miles north of Gerlach, in Washoe County, Nevada. Called "one of the most beautiful sights in Nevada," the geyser is a little-known tourist attraction even to Nevada residents.

Accidentally created in 1916 during well drilling, the geyser started spewing water in the 1960s when a geothermally heated pack of water found a weak spot in the wall and began escaping. Dissolved minerals rose and accumulated creating the mound on which the geyser sits. Water now continually spews into the air, reaching up to 5 feet, making it resemble a miniature volcano.

I like what the photographer Jared Ropelato says about it, "As you walk around Fly Geyser you notice that this thing has a bit of Beauty, and a bit of the Beast. A little Jeckyl and a little Hyde. The color however, is like a rainbow on all sides."

Photographer Christian Klepp described it this way, "This weird and unearthly landscape could have existed somewhere on Jupiter's volcanic moon Io....Such unearthly landscapes are rare on Earth, but they exist. Maybe this helps to imagine how Earth might have looked like at its very beginning. Heat and sulfur resistant bacteria feed on the boiling water of the geyser. Just like in the beginning of life on Earth."

Here are some of our favorite photos of one of the world's most amazing places.

Photo credit: Inge Johnsson


Photo credit: Jared Ropelato


Photo credit: Jared Ropelato


Photo credit: Michael Flick


Photo credit: Lenae Payne


Photo credit: Quang Le Hong


Photo credit: Quang Le Hong


Photo credit: Christian Klepp


Photo credit: Stephen Oachs


Photo credit: Frans Lanting


Photo credit: Dan Newton


If you'd like to visit this destination, heed this warning. Fly Geyser sits on private property. It is located behind a locked gate and is rarely open to the public.

14 Jul 04:14

NSA vs USA (All credit to Reddit user sqorck)

11 Jul 11:25

Crazy Sky-High Waterspout Captured on Camera in Florida

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There are those natural phenomena that we know are coming, like comets, the Supermoon and this year's forthcoming Manhattanhenge, causing shutterbugs around the world to prepare their cameras. Then there's the stuff we have no idea is coming, like earthquakes, tsunamis and tornadoes. But the prevalence of cell phone cameras mean we're now capturing images from the latter category too. Yesterday a series of photos out of Oldsmar, Florida, went viral as a handful of residents were able to capture a waterspout—a sort of oceangoing tornado—that formed around sunset on Monday.

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Naturally there's video of it too; unsurprisingly most of it is grainy and ill-composed. After wading through a bunch of it, we found Oldsmar resident John Bosker's footage, which he showed to ABC News, to be the cake-taker. It starts around 0:44 below, and you can of course ignore the news hype before and after the footage:

This second video is kind of funny because you can hear the typical American parent-child interaction in the background (NSFW language):

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11 Jul 09:40

Bizarre Inventions: 15 Idiotic Ideas from the Past

by Steph
[ By Steph in Technology & Vintage & Retro. ]

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For every invention that actually makes it to production, there are dozens of failed ideas, most of which failed for very good reasons. Like the fact that they’re painfully inefficient, totally unnecessary or just plain bizarre.  These 15 weird and wacky creations developed between the 1920s and 1970s might be ridiculous, but they’re fun to look (and laugh) at.

The Isolator

Bizarre inventions the isolator

The Isolator, by Hugo Gernsback: a terrifying hood with an attached oxygen tank, for when you want to be really, really isolated. “Outside noises being eliminated, the worker can concentrate with ease upon the subject at hand.”

Wooden Swimsuits

Bizarre Inventions Wooden Swimsuit

Swimsuits have come a long way since the days when they were long-sleeved wool monstrosities, but this wooden swimsuit invention, pictured in Washington State in 1929, wasn’t exactly a step forward.

Hangover Mask

Bizarre inventions hangover mask

Nothing will make you feel better when you’re suffering from a hangover than a mask that looks like this.

Radio Hat

Bizarre Inventions Radio Hat

All this poor guy wanted was an iPod. The portable straw radio hat was made by an American inventor in 1931.

Bicycle Tire Swimming Aid

Bizarre Inventions Inner Tube Swimming Aid

This group of teenagers in 1925 Germany seem pretty proud of their invention, a swimming aid made of bicycle tires.

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11 Jul 09:27

A Three-Legged Picnic Table That Appears to Defy Gravity

by Caroline Williamson

A Three-Legged Picnic Table That Appears to Defy Gravity

The Guilielmus 010 is an outdoor table plus bench that defies gravity, or at least looks like it. 010 is the latest design from Belgium-based designer Stijn Guilielmus Ruys, and even though the piece of furniture only has three legs, it’s perfectly stable. It’s even more practical than your typical table because you have extra room underneath the table without all of the typical legs in the way.

A Three Legged Picnic Table That Appears to Defy Gravity in home furnishings Category

Besides its practicality, 010 looks pretty cool. The piece becomes a permanent sculpture in your yard or garden that will continue to play with your perception depending on what angle you view it from.

A Three Legged Picnic Table That Appears to Defy Gravity in home furnishings Category

A Three Legged Picnic Table That Appears to Defy Gravity in home furnishings Category

Photos by Bert Sacré.



11 Jul 06:40

Smart Diapers to Help Parents Spot Disease in Crying Babies

by Editors

Smart Diapers Smart Diapers to Help Parents Spot Disease in Crying BabiesBabies can be frustratingly difficult to diagnose and monitor because they cry for a variety of reasons, fight against even being weighed and measured, and can’t explain what they’re feeling. There are a number of conditions that babies are often stricken with that can be detected through the use of urine test strips, but strips are cumbersome to use, especially with young kids who don’t pee on command.

Smart Diapers scan Smart Diapers to Help Parents Spot Disease in Crying Babies

Enter the Smart Diapers from Pixie Scientific, a new company out of New York City, that essentially have the test strips built-in. As the child urinates at its convenience, the liquid makes contact with a square QR code that has the strips surrounding it.  Once the colors have settled, the parent uses an accompanying app to take a pic of the test strip. The app automatically recognizes the colors and their location, and provides output on any potential conditions that could be present. These can include urinary tract infections, dehydration, or signs of kidney problems. Pixie Scientific is currently crowdfunding money on Indiegogo to help commercialize the Smart Diapers.

Here’s a company promo video introducing the Smart Diapers:

 

Product page: Smart Diapers…

Smart Diapers Indiegogo campaign…

(hat tip: Gizmodo)

11 Jul 06:38

How does a transistor work?

by Mark Frauenfelder

[Video Link] This is a good six-minute video that explains how transistors work. I liked the description of N- and P-type doping. (Via Adafruit)

    


11 Jul 04:24

Poor Haitians Wearing Racy T-Shirts Donated By Americans

The even sadder twist is that the shirts were made in Haiti. It’s a photo series called “Pepe.”

The project is by two Haitian-based photographers: Paolo Woods and Ben Depp.

Here's a description of the project, edited from the Institute Artist website:

Croix-des-Bossales is a Port au Prince market where mounds of secondhand clothes bake in the sun. These garments are called "Pepe" and it is increasingly difficult to see a Haitian wearing something that has not been previously worn by an American.
Here's the lifecycle of the shirts. Port au Prince sweatshops produce these t-shirts sold in Walmart and other cheap clothing stores. The majority of "Pepe" that arrive back on the island have been donated by Americans to charities and collection centers, rejected by thrift shops, and have gone through the sorting warehouses run by Haitians in Miami that discard the winter clothes and other unmarketable items from the lot. And the worst T-shirts, those with the dumbest slogans, reappear in remote provinces of Haiti where all the people speak Creole, and very few understand much English.
For this project, Woods and Depp went to these areas on the hunt for the perfect T-shirt. Although this is already a sad story, it gets worse: the "Pepe" trade has put thousands of Haitian tailors out of business.

See more photos at Institute of Art website.


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10 Jul 21:04

Government Agency Smashes Computers to Get Rid of Viruses

by Miss Cellania

A couple of years ago, the Department of Homeland Security notified NOAA (the weather agency) and the Economic Development Administration (EDA) that they had a potential malware problem in their computer systems. The two agencies reacted in very different ways.

The NOAA isolated and cleaned up the problem within a few weeks.

The EDA, however, responded by cutting its systems off from the rest of the world—disabling its enterprise e-mail system and leaving its regional offices no way of accessing centrally-held databases.

It then recruited in an outside security contractor to look for malware and provide assurances that not only were EDA's systems clean, but also that they were impregnable against malware. The contractor, after some initial false positives, declared the systems largely clean but was unable to provide this guarantee. Malware was found on six systems, but it was easily repaired by reimaging the affected machines.

EDA's CIO, fearing that the agency was under attack from a nation-state, insisted instead on a policy of physical destruction. The EDA destroyed not only (uninfected) desktop computers but also printers, cameras, keyboards, and even mice. The destruction only stopped—sparing $3 million of equipment—because the agency had run out of money to pay for destroying the hardware.

Read more at Ars Technica. Link  -Thanks, Ray Perkins!

(Image credit: Flickr user youngthousands)

10 Jul 20:58

Scientists Create Technology that Could Lead to Lifelike Artificial Skin

by Morgana Matus
A. Kachmar

In other news sex toys makers rejoice

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Bionic ears and eyes are already a reality, and with the strides made by a team of scientists at the Technion-Israel Institute of Technology led by Professor Hossam Haick, artificial skin may soon become a possibility as well. The group was able to create a flexible sensor that could potentially be used to recreate the human body’s largest organ. The sensor can simultaneously collect data on temperature, pressure, and humidity and is 10 times more sensitive than similar technologies currently on the market. If the sensor could be integrated into e-skin, prosthetic limbs could one day be outfitted with the invention and made even more like a true extremity.

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10 Jul 20:27

Replica 1920s lightbulb voltage tester with a bar inside it

by Cory Doctorow
A. Kachmar

I want that


Restoration Hardware's "1920s German Light Bulb Voltage Tester Bar" sells for $2000. It's a replica of a century-old refitted German lightbulb voltage tester salvaged from a German factory, and it oozes Weimar decadence. It weighs 265lbs.

1920s German Light Bulb Voltage Tester Bar (via OhGizmo)

    


10 Jul 04:15

Guys in Girlfriends' Clothes

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So Jon Uriarte decided to do a series of portraits of men dressed in their girlfriends/wives' clothing. Most surprising is how well the clothes fit them!

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09 Jul 08:57

Denture jewelry

by Cory Doctorow


Etsy seller ConcaveOblivion makes lovely, grotesque jewelry out of dentures; including hair-combs and bracelets.

ConcaveOblivion (via JWZ)

    


09 Jul 08:53

More Vibrant Tales of Obsolete Pigments

by Allison Meier
Vintage paint tubes (photograph by Jody Morris/Flickr user)

Vintage paint tubes (photograph by Jody Morris/Flickr user)

After our first installment of obsolete pigments, we had such a strong response that we realized we’d only hit the tip of the curious history of vanished colors. Below are a few more pigments that have mostly gone out of favor, due to them being hazardous to the health of their manufacturers or artists, having a shortage of their weird material (antlers, for example), or just advances in technology replacing them with synthetics.

Orpiment

Detail of Jan Davidsz. de Heem's "Festoon with Flowers and Fruit" (1660s), oil on panel, said to have been painted with orpiment (via Wikimedia)

Detail of Jan Davidsz. de Heem’s “Festoon with Flowers and Fruit” (1660s), oil on panel, said to have been painted with orpiment (via Wikimedia)

Made from arsenic and sulphide, orpiment was naturally very toxic. According to New Scientist, the vivid “King’s Yellow” as it was known was very popular with 17th century Dutch masters, sometimes mixed with blue to make their landscapes green. Yet not only were the fumes poisonous, it also apparently smelled horrid. Furthermore, it would react with the then-common lead pigments. As John Emsley’s The Elements of Murder: A History of Poison describes, “not all artists were so enamoured because it caused other pigments to turn black if it was painted over, and this was especially so if they were using white lead, which slowly reacted with the sulphur in the orpiment to form black lead sulphide.”

Hartshorn

One pigment that could mix with the above mentioned orpiment was Hartshorn. Yet the rustic-feeling white got its natural color from calcined deer antlers, which are hard to keep in abundant supply.

Ivory Black

Rembrandt, "Old Man with a Gold Chain" (1631), oil on panel (via Wikimedia)

Rembrandt, “Old Man with a Gold Chain” (1631), oil on panel (via Wikimedia)

Hartshorn, however, is not the only bone-based pigment that was once popular. Ivory Black, which was made from singed elephant tusks and other ivory, and bone char, were also used, and were particularly fond of artists like Rembrandt who would paint swathes of black on their work. According to Art in the Making: Rembrandt by David Bomford, the blacks the artist used were “almost always provided by bone or ivory black, prepared, as the name suggests, from animal bones or waste ivory by charring in a closed crucible.”

Paris Green

To go along with those infamously poisonous pigments is the notorious Paris Green. The incredibly toxic pigment was an effort to improve Scheele’s Green, a copper arsenite, with Paris Green involving arsenic and verdigris (see below). It gets its name from being used to kill rats in the sewers of Paris, and it was also used as an insecticide, but that was all after it had already been used as a pigment in art and other uses, including, most hazardously, wallpaper where when combined with moisture it released an arsine gas.

Iris Green

The Antichrist on the Leviathan, from "Liber Floridus" (1120). Illuminated medieval manuscripts regularly used Iris Green. (via Google Books)

The Antichrist on the Leviathan, from “Liber Floridus” (1120). Illuminated medieval manuscripts regularly used Iris Green. (via Google Books)

For a less deadly green, illuminated medieval manuscripts were frequently colored with the iris flower in a color called Iris Green. As the Pigment Compendium by Valentine Walsh and Tracey Chaplin describes, the juice from petals of plants such as parsley, nightshade, rue, and honeysuckle were frequently used, but it was the iris that gave a nice color from its blue and purple petals. Yet it was a time consuming process and required a whole heap of flowers to have enough juice to pull out the pigment (sourced from chlorophyl) with scraps of linen.

Sepia Ink

Sepia color has far from vanished, although its original main ingredient is not so common. The sepia pigment was originally made in the 18th century from ink sacs taken from animals, particularly cuttlefish (cuttlefish bones were also sometimes used in pigments). According to Painting Materials by R.J. Gettens and G. L. Stout, “the secretion from one cuttle-fish [was] able to turn a thousand gallons of water opaque in a few seconds.”

Smalt

Smalt used in Hans Holbein the Younger's "Sir William Butts" (1540–43) (via National Portrait Gallery/Wikimedia)

Smalt used in Hans Holbein the Younger’s “Sir William Butts” (1540–43) (via National Portrait Gallery/Wikimedia)

The powder blue color of Cobalt Blue glass found its way into a pigment called Smalt. It was an affordable color as it was made from ground up blue glass, and the Renaissance painters frequently used it to add a shimmer to their work. You can also see it in Vermeer’s early pieces, like “Diana and her Companions,” as well as some portraits by Hans Holbein the Younger.

Uranium Yellow

Uranium gives off an entrancing glow, and that characteristic made an appearance as a pigment in glass and ceramics. Although the radioactivity of Uranium Yellow wasn’t as hazardous as, say, eating White Lead paint or using Paris Green, it was enough to stop its use.

Gamboge

Gamboge, a yellow resin-based pigment sourced from trees in Cambodia, has a rather macabre story as it progressed from the 19th century into the 20th. As Radiolab reported in “The Perfect Yellow,” during that century’s wars, unspent bullets and mud from battlefields were getting mixed into the Gamboge collected.

Verdigris

Veronese's "Allegory of love," where the fabric pattern in the background painted with Verdigris has turned from green to brown over the years (via Wikimedia)

Veronese’s “Allegory of love,” where the fabric pattern in the background painted with Verdigris has turned from green to brown over the years (via Wikimedia)

The chemistry of the canvas also resulted in the once widely prevalent Verdigris, a bluish green, almost entirely disappearing. It was used in the Middle Ages through the 19th as a popular vibrant green, made with copper plates and acetic acid. This tactic made it very unstable, however, and it would get darker with age. However, as Philip Ball points out in his book Bright Earth: Art and the Invention of Color, this may have been a result of mixing it with resin, and that organic addition later turning it black.

09 Jul 08:50

Bad With Names

by DOGHOUSE DIARIES

Bad With Names

There were a lot of requests, so we made some Beard Facts shirts and other stuff.  Beard Facts comic here.

09 Jul 08:49

Career Matchmaking Application with Sokanu

by Miguel Aragoncillo

Sokanu is an easy to use application that enables any user to quickly find a career by selecting and matching your qualities with a job that fits you.

Selecting a career is not only a series of benefits, projected salary numbers, and job responsibilities, but also is meant to fit you based on your own specific qualities.

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Sokanu – Career Matchmaking

Sokanu brings much value by creating a criteria of jobs that have requisite qualities, and it matches the appropriate career based on percentages that will match your personality.

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Matching your personable qualities with the appropriate career may be the most difficult task. More often than not, career is looked at as a lifestyle, so it is imperative to match the person’s traits with the lifestyle and career that is being asked, as opposed to the other way around.

Remember when resumes were one-page, black and white documents you handed to someone in person? Crafting A Perfect Modern Resume

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08 Jul 12:27

This is the future of web browsing

by Aaron Souppouris
A. Kachmar

Fuck, that image gave me instant headache

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An article shared on Sidebar today highlights the mind-blowing power of HTML5. Web developer / Mozilla evangelist David Walsh has collated nine demos that use just native web technologies to show how much can be done in your web browser without the need for plugins like Flash and Silverlight. Here are three of the best.

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08 Jul 09:30

Bertrand Russell

"The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf."
08 Jul 09:30

China's new millionaires on a breast-milk binge

by Cory Doctorow

Members of the decadent nouveau riche of Shenzhen in South China have provoked online outrage by taking up breast-milk consumption as a high-status health treatment. According to sources quoted in the Times of India, agencies recruit wet nurses from among recent mothers and pay them $2,000-$4,000 to allow rich people to nurse from their breasts, or to pump milk for later consumption.

"This adds to China's problem of treating women as consumer goods and the moral degradation of China's rich," wrote Cao Baoyin, a writer and regular commentator in Chinese media, on his blog.

Breast milk drinking by rich adults provokes outrage in China [Saibal Dasgupta/Times of India]

    


08 Jul 08:25

Photographic Interpretations of Norway's Trolltunga

by ibby
Photographic Interpretations of Norway's Trolltunga

Perusing 500px, I was taken by an amazing photo shot by Till Hanten at the famous Trolltunga, one of the most spectacular scenic cliffs in Norway. I've never been myself but upon further photo snooping, I must go. Check out Hanten's photo among other stupendous individual interpretations of this natural wonder of a spot. I love seeing how seasonal weather, subject and lens setting can totally change the mood of each shot.

"Trolltunga is a piece of rock that stands horizontally out of the mountain above Skjeggedal in Odda, Norway. The name translated to English is The Troll's tongue." - Wikipedia


The Troll's Tongue by Till Hanten




On the edge by Olav Eikeland




Trolltunga Norway by Bram Laebens




Where am I going? by Swen (Dzoncy) strOOp




Trolltunga by Till Hanten




Trolltunga. by Svetlana Shupenko




Trolltunga sunset by Dag Endre Opedal




Trolltunga by Robin Ševčík




Dusk at Trolltunga by Victor Gan




Trolltunga by Jarle L. Grindhaug




Trolltunga by Nicholas Roemmelt