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09 Jun 16:50

21 Kids Who Are Too Literal For Their Own Good

These young students are going places. Maybe not college, but places.

You never said "label the quadrilaterals."

You never said "label the quadrilaterals."

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Technically this is a brief explanation.

Technically this is a brief explanation.

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Maybe you should have said "order these words alphabetically."

Maybe you should have said "order these words alphabetically."

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This prompt was rather presumptuous, wouldn't you say?

This prompt was rather presumptuous, wouldn't you say?

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09 Jun 15:07

You Can Be Violently Murdered In A Game Of Thrones Book For £20,000

What a bargain.

Game Of Thrones author George R. R. Martin certainly knows how to kill off characters in a spectacular fashion, and now he's offering a fan the chance to be a victim of a gruesome death in his new book.

Game Of Thrones author George R. R. Martin certainly knows how to kill off characters in a spectacular fashion, and now he's offering a fan the chance to be a victim of a gruesome death in his new book.

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For £20,000, the author will name a character after a male and female fan and kill them in an upcoming A Song of Ice and Fire novel as part of a crowdfunding campaign for two organizations, the Wild Spirit Wolf Sanctuary and The Food Depo.

The winner can choose what title they'll hold in Westeros, including Knight, Lady, and Lord, and Martin promises the character will meet "a grisly death!"

The winner can choose what title they'll hold in Westeros, including Knight, Lady, and Lord, and Martin promises the character will meet "a grisly death!"

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Donation levels for the crowdfunding campaign range from £10 to £20,000, and other prizes that can be won by fans include a script of the first ever episode signed by the cast and crew, and one of Martin's iconic hats.

Donation levels for the crowdfunding campaign range from £10 to £20,000, and other prizes that can be won by fans include a script of the first ever episode signed by the cast and crew, and one of Martin's iconic hats.

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09 Jun 12:50

The 19 Most Epic Bathroom Fails That Will Make You Hold It Forever

Philip.paulsson

Those sinks!

Pee for two.

The awkward part here is actually when you invite the person behind you in line, and you then close the stall door.

The awkward part here is actually when you invite the person behind you in line, and you then close the stall door.

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Just nope.

Just nope.

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The question here is not who pees or poops, but who gets use to the door.

The question here is not who pees or poops, but who gets use to the door.

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A home for the family that is incredibly close. Or, the most awkward dinner party you've ever been to.

A home for the family that is incredibly close. Or, the most awkward dinner party you've ever been to.

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09 Jun 12:13

"Calvin And Hobbes" Cartoonist Bill Watterson Draws His First Comics In 20 Years

Philip.paulsson

For Colin

They’re part of a collaboration with Pearls Before Swine cartoonist Stephan Pastis.

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Though Watterson declined the meeting, Pastis wrote in his blog that he was encouraged by a friend authoring a book with the artist to send him an email. After this comic ran, Patsis felt emboldened and reached out.

Used with permission from Stephan Pastis / Via 2014 PASTIS/ DISTR. BY UNIVERSAL UCLICK


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09 Jun 12:05

21 Utterly Terrible Cat Jokes That Will Make Your Day So Much Better

Philip.paulsson

Oh man, some of these are great.

Do you like bad jokes? Then you need to follow the Bad Joke Cat Twitter account .

Alan White / BuzzFeed / Via Twitter: @BadJokeCat

Alan White / BuzzFeed / Via Twitter: @BadJokeCat

Alan White / BuzzFeed / Via Twitter: @BadJokeCat

Alan White / BuzzFeed / Via Twitter: @BadJokeCat


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06 Jun 17:20

22 Reasons No Animal Can Be Trusted

Philip.paulsson

#9 is pretty great.

Whatta bunch of jerks.

Because of this dog who waited for his "friend" to tire, and then swooped in for the goods.

Because of this dog who waited for his "friend" to tire, and then swooped in for the goods.

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Because of this bird who "didn't see" what happened.

Because of this bird who "didn't see" what happened.

And this dog that siezed his moment and left the others to starve.

And this dog that siezed his moment and left the others to starve.

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Because of this cat, who is the bowl dictator.

Because of this cat, who is the bowl dictator.


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06 Jun 16:42

Laptops to get maglev keyboards that reduce their thickness

by Sharif Sakr
Magnetic levitation keyboards have been around for a while, but they've never really taken off, or floated our boats, or attracted much atten... Anyway, a Taiwanese manufacturer called Darfon is persevering with the idea, and it's discovered that...
06 Jun 13:37

Angry owl is angry: ASUS does a badass gaming headset

by Richard Lai
Philip.paulsson

Heh, nice.

When ASUS announced its new mainstream gaming sub-brand Strix two weeks ago, it also unveiled the Strix Pro gaming headset which, to be frank, didn't look that good in the official renders. Luckily, we stumbled across the real deal at Computex, and...
06 Jun 13:30

Turbine

Ok, plan B: Fly a kite into the blades, with a rock in a sling dangling below it, and create the world's largest trebuchet.
05 Jun 19:54

The Funniest, Angriest Comments On The FCC's Proposed Net Neutrality Rule

“Do your goddamned job.” NSFW.

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Comment submissions spiked after John Oliver mentioned the issue on his show.

At the time of this post, there are more than 43,000 submitted comments. The next closest issue open for comment has just over 1,900.

A large majority of the comments are thoughtful and well-argued. But some are not. And here are the 20 angriest:

"Do not Fuck With Us."

"Do not Fuck With Us."


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05 Jun 18:15

Demi Lovato Believes Aliens And Mermaids Exist

Philip.paulsson

To be fair, aliens are almost certainly real. But they also almost certainly haven't visited us.

But unfortunately it’s a no-go for Big Foot or Nessie.

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05 Jun 17:29

Which Country Should You Root For During The World Cup?

Philip.paulsson

Huh, England it is.

"You got: England
ENG-GER-LAND! Inventors of the world’s favourite game, your time in the spotlight is long overdue. Again and again you’ve promised so much only to fall short, but with the pressure now off and youth on your side, THIS is your time to shine once more. Forty-eight years of hurt have never stopped your dreaming!"

You can’t argue with science.

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05 Jun 16:11

Here Is A Video Of "The Mountain" From “Game Of Thrones” Dead-Lifting Almost 1,000 Pounds

Philip.paulsson

Holy crap.

This is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.

This is a video of Hafþór "Thor" Björnsson, the actual human giant and real-life viking marauder who plays "The Mountain" on Game Of Thrones, at a dead-lifting competition.

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And those are six massive tires weighing a combined total of 994 pounds that he's lifting up.

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Here he is doing a similar to thing a car.

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And here he is doing the same thing to some big wooden thing.

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05 Jun 16:07

Coca Cola Have Released A Range Of Caps That Let You Hack The Coke Bottle

Philip.paulsson

What's the one on the far right in the first pic?

Upcyling FTW.

Coca Cola in Asia have launched in innovative campaign to re-use old bottles.

Coca Cola in Asia have launched in innovative campaign to re-use old bottles.

Working with Creative Agency Ogilvy & Mather in Beijing, they've created a set of 16 bottle caps that can be attached to used Coke bottles.

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The attachments include:

The attachments include:

A paintbrush, pencil sharpener, bubble-blower, water pistol, lotion or shampoo dispenser, children’s toy, squirter for watering plants, night light, and ketchup or sauce dispense.

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And a dumbbell adaptor.

And a dumbbell adaptor.

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Beginning in Vietnam, the bottle caps are given out after a customer purchases a bottle of coke. The campaign will then spread across Asia.

Beginning in Vietnam, the bottle caps are given out after a customer purchases a bottle of coke. The campaign will then spread across Asia.

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05 Jun 14:27

Report: Sprint and T-Mobile nearing a $50 billion merger

by Megan Geuss
Philip.paulsson

Crap, they better not get rid of my free unlimited international data!!

On Wednesday, sources speaking to the Wall Street Journal said that Sprint and T-Mobile agreed on the “broad terms” of a merger and were nearing a final agreement. Preliminary reports said that Sprint would acquire T-Mobile for $50 billion, or about $40 a share.

Such a huge merger between the third and fourth largest wireless providers in the US would certainly face intense scrutiny from regulatory agencies, and WSJ's sources said that if the deal were to fail to go through, Sprint would pay T-Mobile $1 billion “in cash and other assets.”

Earlier this year, the rumor was that Sprint would pay T-Mobile around $19 billion for a 60 to 70 percent stake in the Deutsche Telekom-backed company. Today, WSJ reported that Deutsche Telekom would only retain a 15 to 20 percent stake in T-Mobile after a deal with Sprint. As Ars wrote in December, if Sprint and T-Mobile join, the two companies would have a combined 53 million postpaid subscribers compared to Verizon's 95 million and AT&T's 72 million.

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05 Jun 05:34

16 People Who Totally Got What Was Coming To Them

Let this be a lesson to ya! **shakes fist in air*

This (literal) shithead.

This (literal) shithead.

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The guy who will probably never have kids.

The guy who will probably never have kids.

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Or the guy who dared to challenge Myspace Tom.

Or the guy who dared to challenge Myspace Tom.

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This kid.

This kid.

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04 Jun 23:04

Great artists steal: The iOS 8 features inspired by Android

by Ron Amadeo

Apple has taken the wraps off iOS 8, its newest mobile operating system, at its WWDC keynote. There were lots of new features added to iOS, but any observer familiar with Android saw quite a few things that seem... familiar. That's because many of Apple's announced upgrades were things the Android OS has boasted for years.

Typing suggestions

The iOS 8 Keyboard bar (left) looks just like Android.
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Apple added a little bar of suggestions to the top of the keyboard, which Android had (initially as an option) since the introduction of the on-screen keyboard in Android 1.5. While Android's keyboard just blindly does word pairs, iOS 8 seems to be able to intelligently offer suggestions in response to an "A" or "B" question. In the example, a friend asks about "dinner or a movie." Without typing anything, iOS offers "A movie," "Dinner," and "Not Sure." If this actually works reliably, it's a big step above the Android keyboard. Of course, we're just comparing this to the standard Google Keyboard available through Google Play. That's not the only typing solution on Android, which brings us to...

Third party keyboards

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04 Jun 22:58

Trade your DSLR today to celebrate Samsung's 'Ditch Day'

by Andy Bowen
Philip.paulsson

I tried and failed. Line was HUGE. Nice day for a walk, at least!

Been eyeing Samsung's new NX30 mirrorless camera? Well, if you live in New York City and can make it to 42-43 Broadway Plaza in Times Square between noon and 6PM, it might be your lucky day. Thanks to Sammy's "Ditch Day" promotion, you can trade in...
04 Jun 22:02

This Is What $1,000 Birkenstocks Look Like

Philip.paulsson

For Colin

Fugly.

You like Birkenstocks? How much do you like Birkenstocks?

You like Birkenstocks? How much do you like Birkenstocks?

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Sure, Vogue has been trying to tell you that Birkenstocks are a thing lately.

Sure, Vogue has been trying to tell you that Birkenstocks are a thing lately.

LOOK AT THOSE HOT CHICKS WEARING BIRKS!

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And the Olsen twins have been wearing them since FOREVER.

And the Olsen twins have been wearing them since FOREVER.

Here's Ashley sporting Birkenstock Gizeh thong sandals in 2012.

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But are you really devoted to living the Birkenstock way?

But are you really devoted to living the Birkenstock way?

LIKE, REALLY?

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04 Jun 18:29

FBI expands $10,000 reward program for info on laser strikes

by Cyrus Farivar
Philip.paulsson

Why is this dangerous?

The FBI's new "laser strikes" poster.
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In response to an increasing concern about individuals firing laser pointers at aircraft (aka "laser strikes"), the FBI has expanded its new $10,000 reward program to the entire United States, including Guam and Puerto Rico. Anyone providing the FBI with information that leads to the arrest of someone who perpetrates a laser strike could receive thousands of dollars.

In February 2014, the federal agency began the reward program in FBI field offices where “laser strikes against aircraft are prevalent.” Those cities included Albuquerque, Chicago, Cleveland, Houston, Los Angeles, New York City, Philadelphia, Phoenix, Sacramento, San Antonio, San Juan (Puerto Rico), and the Washington Field Office.

It may seem like a silly thing, but laser strikes against planes, helicopters, and other aerial vehicles have become an increasing epidemic nationwide. Since the FBI began keeping track in 2005, there have been more than 17,000 laser strikes—one-fifth (3,960) in 2013 alone. During the first three months of 2014, the FBI reported an average of 9.5 incidents daily.

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04 Jun 18:00

PSA: Uncharted 3 currently free for all North American PS3 owners [Updated]

by Kyle Orland
Philip.paulsson

Aw crap, it looks like it was an error in pricing. :-(

If you own a PS3 but somehow still haven't gotten around to checking out 2011's Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception yet, today is the day. The game is currently available as a free 40GB download on PlayStation Network for all North American PS3 owners.

Uncharted 3 was offered gratis to PlayStation Plus members about a year ago, but today's offer seems to be available to anyone in North America with a free PlayStation Network account. The download only includes the single-player portion of the game, but the multiplayer mode has been free-to-play since February 2013, so that's not really a big issue.

The free listing on PSN has yet to be accompanied by the usual official announcement or blog post by Sony, so it's unclear if this is a coordinated pre-E3 promotional price or just a temporary glitch. In any case, this is your opportunity to get in on what we called "the new standard for action gaming" upon its release, so there's really no reason to wait.

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04 Jun 16:37

ASUS introduces us to the 'world's largest' curved LED monitor

by Sarah Silbert
Philip.paulsson

Mmmmm I'll take two!

Oh wait, it's not 4k... hmmm.

ASUS announced a slew of high-profile devices at its press conference yesterday, but the company's booth at Computex still turned up a few gems today. Among them: a prototype of a 32-inch curved LED monitor, which ASUS says is the largest of its...
04 Jun 02:22

FCC comment site breaks after comedian asks trolls to fight “fast lanes”

by Jon Brodkin
Philip.paulsson

Was a good episode. Funny show! And also, cable companies are scary. And Obama sucks for putting the head cable company lobbyist in charge of the FCC.

The FCC has received tens of thousands of comments on a proposal that would let ISPs charge Web services for Internet "fast lanes," but yesterday the commission's comment site struggled for a good part of the day.

The problem happened after comedian John Oliver spent 13 minutes on his HBO show, "Last Week Tonight," ripping the FCC's proposal apart. He proposed changing the name "network neutrality" to "Preventing cable company f**kery," and finished by calling Internet trolls to action:

I would like to address the Internet commenters out there directly.

Good evening, monsters. This may be the moment you've spent your whole lives training for. You have been out there ferociously commenting on dance videos of adorable 3-year-olds, saying things like, 'every child could dance like this little loser after one week of practice.'

...

This is the moment you were made for, commenters. Like Ralph Macchio, you've been honing your skills, waxing cars, and painting fences. Well guess what, now it's time to do some fucking karate... We need you to get out there and for once in your lives focus your indiscriminate rage in a useful direction. Seize your moment, my lovely trolls, turn on caps lock, and fly my pretties! Fly! Fly! Fly!

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO): Net Neutrality.

With Oliver's trolls having been activated, the FCC's Twitter account said yesterday, "We’ve been experiencing technical difficulties with our comment system due to heavy traffic. We’re working to resolve these issues quickly."

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04 Jun 02:21

Scientists can create and erase memories 'at will'

by Daniel Cooper
Philip.paulsson

Eternal Sunshine?

A person is the sum of their memories, so what happens when our personal histories can be deleted at will? That's the ethical dilemma facing researchers over at the University of California, San Diego, who have found that it's possible to delete and...
04 Jun 02:19

Kate McKinnon Gives Her Best Tips On How To Impersonate Justin Bieber

Philip.paulsson

Her Bieber impression is SO GOOD.

“I think it’s looking like a puppy who piddled and is sort of sorry about it.”

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03 Jun 19:33

The 32 Greatest Moments In The History Of Timing

Philip.paulsson

Oh geez do you think it got suctioned to his eyeball!? Gah!

Timing has been around since the dawn of time. There’s been an awful lot of it, but these are the clear highlights.

The exact moment Bryan's doctor told him he'd need to wear an eyepatch for the next two weeks:

The exact moment Bryan's doctor told him he'd need to wear an eyepatch for the next two weeks:

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The exact moment play was suspended due to an ice wizard on the rink:

The exact moment play was suspended due to an ice wizard on the rink:

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The exact moment Ryan stopped being invited to group pictures:

The exact moment Ryan stopped being invited to group pictures:

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The exact moment Ernie Hudon screwed himself:

The exact moment Ernie Hudon screwed himself:

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03 Jun 16:13

64-bit Chrome is faster, more stable, and more secure

by Ron Amadeo
Philip.paulsson

Faster and more stable? Yay! Lately Chrome has started to feel kinda like Firefox in its resource-hogging capabilities.

Yep. It's 64-bit.
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A browser is one of the most resource-intensive things you can run on a computer. Start a multi-tab workload and it's not uncommon to quickly gobble up multiple gigabytes of RAM. To help deal with the Web's ever-growing thirst for system resources, Google is catching up with the Internet Explorers and Safaris of the world by releasing a 64-bit version of Chrome.

The new version was announced on the Chromium blog, along with a list of benefits that the switch to 64-bit brings to the table. Thanks to compiler optimizations and a more advanced instruction set, Google says it is getting big speed boosts. In graphics and multimedia content, the 64-bit version of Chrome is averaging a 25 percent improvement in performance. Security is better, too, thanks to high-entropy address space layout randomization in Windows 8, making memory hacks harder. Google also notes that it has seen "a marked increase in stability for 64-bit Chrome over 32-bit Chrome," particularly in the render process, which crashes half as much on 64-bit builds.

For now, the 64-bit version of Chrome is only available on Windows 7 and 8, and only in the developer and canary (nightly) channels. These are unstable builds that aren't meant to be used by novice users, but anyone looking to try out the cutting edge of Chrome development can try the dev version here or canary here.

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02 Jun 19:21

Lance Stephenson Tries To Distract LeBron James By Blowing In His Ear

It looks even better in slow motion.

Indiana Pacers guard Lance Stephenson came up with a rather unusual way of trying to distract Miami Heat’s LeBron James during Game 5 of the Eastern Conference finals on Wednesday.

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Blowing in his ear.

Blowing in his ear.

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Stephenson's antics in Game 5 may have helped though, with the Pacers winning 93-90 and James contributing just seven points – a playoff career low.

The Heat currently lead the series 3-2, with Game 6 taking place in Miami on Friday.

02 Jun 14:06

ugh says FML

by ugh
Philip.paulsson

Stagehands in NYC make ~$400,000.

Today, I told someone about my degree in technical theatre with a concentration in lighting design. They looked at me and said, "You're paid $52,000 a year to turn lights on and off?" And technically, that's correct. FML

02 Jun 11:21

Jump

Philip.paulsson

Love flying dreams.

Or that I'm at least following the curve of the Earth around to land ...