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11 Sep 03:27

Woman Tricked Into Sex By A Woman Pretending To Be A Man Wore Blindfold While They Watched TV, Court Told

by Richard James
Philip.paulsson

Not the Onion???

The alleged victim, who cannot be named, claims she had no idea she was in a relationship with another woman.

A woman who claims another woman tricked her into having sex by pretending to be a man wore a blindfold when the pair sunbathed and watched films together, a court has heard.

A woman who claims another woman tricked her into having sex by pretending to be a man wore a blindfold when the pair sunbathed and watched films together, a court has heard.

Gayle Newland denies five accounts of sexual assault.

Andy Kelvin / PA

Gayle Newland, 25, is accused of pretending to be a man known as "Kye Fortune" to dupe the alleged victim, who cannot be named for legal reasons, into having sex with her.

The alleged victim claims she was sexually assaulted by Newland wearing a prosthetic penis. She said she wore a blindfold throughout, The Guardian reported.

Newland, of Willaston, Cheshire, denies five counts of sexual assault.

She has admitted creating a fake online identity but claims the other woman knew about it when they first met, the BBC reported.

The pair reportedly had a two-year relationship and were engaged, the broadcaster said.

The alleged victim told Chester crown court this week that she spent 100 hours with Newland before realising she wasn't a man.

She told the court she only realised what was going on when she took her blindfold off to discover she was in fact having sex with Newland, The Guardian reported.

Whenever the pair would meet, she would wear a blindfold, even when watching TV, the court heard.

"Every time I met up with Kye Fortune, I either had the mask on already or he would wait outside the door and I would put it on," the woman, who gave evidence on Wednesday, said. "I was so desperate to be loved. It's pathetic, so desperate for love, so desperate.

"If I could go back and scream at me, I would. It does look ridiculous on paper."

Nigel Power QC, who is representing Newland, pictured below, questioned the alleged victim's account.

Nigel Power QC, who is representing Newland, pictured below, questioned the alleged victim's account.

Andy Kelvin / PA

"There was Kye, the love of your life, your fiancé, making you sit through a film for more than an hour and a half, and you could not see?" he asked her in court on Wednesday.

She replied that the pair were talking and kissing during the film. "It felt nice," she said.

The alleged victim claims "Kye" had told her he was recovering from a brain tumour and didn't want her to see his scars, The Guardian reported.

The court was told that Newland used bandages to cover her chest and wore a woollen hat when the pair met.

Power told the alleged victim that she knew she was not with a man.

"You knew you were with a woman and you knew it was Gayle but you could not bring yourself to tell the police that was the truth," he told her.

Newland told the court she created the fake Facebook profile when she was 15 or 16 years old and that when she met the alleged victim in a Chester club in 2011 she explained how she used the profile to contact women, the BBC reported. Two days later the pair became friends on Facebook, the court was told.

The alleged victim denied knowing she was with a man or that a fake penis was being used when the pair had sex.

She told the court: "I had no reason to believe that this wasn't him. It sounds stupid to say but we were in a proper relationship and it was just normal," The Telegraph reported.

"In hindsight I wish I had ripped that mask off sooner," she told Chester crown court.

The trial continues.


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10 Sep 18:06

Seven tiny mobile homes

by Inhabitat
Philip.paulsson

Some of these are pretty neat.

By Cat DiStasio Living off the grid was once a lifestyle reserved for rustic folks who prefer roughing it over city life. These days, though, the face of unplugged living can look downright space-age. We've rounded up some of our favorite self-suff...
10 Sep 15:40

Mark Your Calendars, Marvel's "Jessica Jones" Premieres This November

by Alanna Bennett
Philip.paulsson

So cheesy.

And #15 is pretty great.

TEASER. PREMIERE DATE. IT’S HAPPENIIING.

Marvel's Daredevil premiered this April and instantly became a fan favorite.

Marvel's Daredevil premiered this April and instantly became a fan favorite.

Marvel / Via giphy.com

Marvel

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10 Sep 15:27

This 3-Year-Old Loves "American Ninja Warrior" So Much That His Dad Made Him A Course In The Backyard

by Ali Velez
Philip.paulsson

This kid is terrible. He wouldn't even make it past the first obstacle!

This tiny ninja is about to steal your heart.

Meet the next generation's American Ninja Warrior, Yoshi Koge.

Kimberly Koge / Via youtube.com

Yoshi, who just celebrated his third birthday, is OBSESSED with American Ninja Warrior.

Yoshi, who just celebrated his third birthday, is OBSESSED with American Ninja Warrior.

Yoshi's dad Ken told BuzzFeed, "He started watching American Ninja Warrior about a year ago. His interest has grown over time to the point of running over and around toys in the living room during the commercials."

Kimberly Koge / Via youtube.com

So naturally, his awesome dad decided to build Yoshi his own Warrior course.

So naturally, his awesome dad decided to build Yoshi his own Warrior course.

Ken said, "One afternoon, Yoshi and I were in the garage and I just started pulling random items out of the garage to make a little course for him to see how he would like it. Needless to say, he loved it!"

Kimberly Koge / Via youtube.com

You can never start training a ninja too early!

You can never start training a ninja too early!

Ken told BuzzFeed, "It took me about an hour or so, to come up with the obstacles and the layout of the course. The ideas came from watching American Ninja Warrior along with him and trying to adapt more manageable obstacles for his size."

Kimberly Koge / Via youtube.com


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10 Sep 15:20

Tinder adds a third swipe option called 'Super Like'

by Jessica Conditt
Philip.paulsson

Hahah nice.

Tinder is a dating app known for its simplistic swiping system: Swipe right if you're into someone's profile and swipe left if you're not feeling it. But, love isn't that simple. It requires at least one more swipe. Today, Tinder is rolling out the...
10 Sep 15:20

This Korean Pop Star Can't Stop Falling On Stage During Her Performance

by Allison Bagg
Philip.paulsson

This is pretty hilarious. Keep your eye on the girl with her knee wrapped up (guess this happens often to her?).

It’s like a damn slip ‘n slide up there.

Yuju, of the K-pop group GFriend, just can't stop slipping and sliding all over the stage! Let's see how many times she falls...

youtube.com / Via youtube.com

One.

One.

Via youtube.com

Two.

Two.

Via youtube.com

Three. (This is actually another girl in the group, but what is happening?! Is the stage coated in vaseline or what?)

Three. (This is actually another girl in the group, but what is happening?! Is the stage coated in vaseline or what?)

Via youtube.com


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10 Sep 15:03

Texting

by Reza

texting

10 Sep 15:02

News in Photos: Trees Planted In Poor Neighborhood Mature Just In Time For Gentrification











10 Sep 11:39

The iPhone 6s Plus vs. the competition: Big is beautiful

by Kris Naudus
Philip.paulsson

LOL where do I get a 2TB microSD card??

Apple may have finally embraced larger phones last year, but this year's announcement of the 6s Plus doesn't mean we're going to see a 6-inch iPhone any time soon. We're still looking at the same 5.5-inch screen size, though with faster internals and...
10 Sep 11:26

A closer look at that fancy new Hermes Apple Watch band

by Dana Wollman
Philip.paulsson

Hahha it wasn't just a weird promo pic! It actually is for your waist/wraps around your wrist twice.

It might not have been the most groundbreaking thing Apple announced today. In fact, I'd wager that new Apple Watch bands rank at the very bottom of the list, behind new iPhones, a refreshed Apple TV and a big-screen iPad Pro. (I'll let you all wei...
10 Sep 11:20

NightHawk4926 says FML

by NightHawk4926

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

10 Sep 04:39

News in Brief: Pathetic 4-Year-Old Needs Father To Stand On Merry-Go-Round Platform For Entire Ride

SARATOGA, NY—Completely embarrassing himself in front of dozens of visitors to the park as well as his fellow riders, pathetic 4-year-old Jeremy Tufts reportedly needed his father to stand right next to him on the merry-go-round platform for the entire duration of the ride Wednesday. “It’s unbelievable that this kid can’t even handle just sitting there while the carousel spins around without having his goddamn dad at his side the whole time,” said onlooker Janet Henrich, watching with disgust as the pitiful youngster repeatedly looked over his shoulder to make sure his father was still nearby after the ride started in motion and the accompanying circus music began to play. “Just look at this idiot. It’s not like he’s riding a roller coaster or anything—it’s just a plastic horse that slowly goes up and down a little bit. The kid in front of ...











09 Sep 19:08

Apple reveals new Watch colors and a leather Hermes band

by Steve Dent
Philip.paulsson

LOL is the pictured band for your waist??

Apple is trying to put a bit more style and choice into it's Watch, and has just announced a gaggle of new bands for its wearable. The company partnered with French luxury goods maker Hermes to create a new hand-stitched leather model (above) that...
09 Sep 12:28

Sports News in Brief: Jayson Werth Catches Foul Ball Without Spilling Beer

WASHINGTON—In an incredible play that drew cheers from the whole stadium, Washington Nationals left fielder Jayson Werth managed to catch a foul ball Tuesday night without spilling the beer he was holding in his other hand. “I saw it come off the bat, and I was like, oh man, it’s coming right toward me,” said Werth, adding that he didn’t have time to put down his clear plastic cup of Miller Lite before the ball reached him. “I hadn’t really been paying attention before that, so it was a good thing I looked up. It was just an instinctive reaction more than anything else. I’m just glad I didn’t get beer all over my new jersey.” Werth added that, while his feat was impressive, it pales in comparison to Brandon Crawford catching a foul ball earlier this season while holding his baby.












09 Sep 11:45

Someone Photoshoped Kanye’s Head Onto His Daughter's Body And It’s The Best Thing You’ll See All Day

by Kevin Smith
Philip.paulsson

Amazing.

LOLOL.

Ever noticed how Kanye and his daughter North West look A LOT alike?!

Ever noticed how Kanye and his daughter North West look A LOT alike?!

Vogue / Via giphy.com

Well...today, imgur user waggerwagger, literally proved how similar the daughter/father look by creating photoshops replacing North's face with Kanye's.

Well...today, imgur user waggerwagger, literally proved how similar the daughter/father look by creating photoshops replacing North's face with Kanye's.

Nancy Rivera/Bauer-Griffin / Via imgur.com

Here, little baby Kanye and Kim take a leisurely stroll through the city.

Here, little baby Kanye and Kim take a leisurely stroll through the city.

Raymond Hall/GC Images/Waggerwagger / Via imgur.com

Little baby Kanye's always been such a show-off!

Little baby Kanye's always been such a show-off!

Splash News / Waggerwagger / Via imgur.com


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09 Sep 11:29

Footprints

"There's one set of foot-p's cause I was totes carrying you, bro!" said Jesus seconds before I punched him.
08 Sep 18:54

The Shark Nebula

The Shark Nebula
08 Sep 18:52

Ballantine designs 'space glass' for drinking whiskey in microgravity

by Mariella Moon
Anyone offended by the prospect of drinking fine whiskey inside sealed space packs with straws after Suntory sent its finest variety to the ISS for testing? Don't worry: Ballantine's got your back. The liquor company has commissioned Open Space Age...
08 Sep 12:34

Anonymous says FML

by Anonymous

Today, my neighbor pointed to me and said to his best friend, "This motherfucker still lives with his mama. That's why he can't get no pussy." I'm thirty. My neighbor is eleven, and correct. FML

08 Sep 12:05

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08 Sep 12:05

News in Brief: Denny’s Market Researcher Emerges From Focus Group Shaken After Finding Out What Americans Really Want For Breakfast

SPARTANBURG, SC—Struggling to regain his composure and come to terms with what he had just witnessed, market researcher Nathan Pendersen emerged from a Denny’s focus group Thursday shaken after finding out what Americans really want to eat for breakfast. “I asked them which items they’d like to see on our new breakfast menu, and they almost universally said cookie crumbles and pizza, and I’m not sure they meant separately,” a visibly distraught Pendersen said, noting that even the proposed sausage and pepper jack breakfast burrito was received tepidly until it was served on a double stack of pancakes and received four ladles of melted nacho cheese. “Do you know what it’s like listening to a full-grown adult make the case for gummi worms on waffles or just flat-out suggest we find a way to make oatmeal more like a meatball sub? I’m just...I ...











08 Sep 00:22

Brunch

by Reza

brunch

04 Sep 03:48

We Made REAL "Timbits Poutine" And Dared To Try It

by Tanya Chen

Someone had to do it*. (*No one had to do it.)

So we, as hungry vigilantes, decided to do "Timbits Poutine" justice — And create the more accurate concoction...

So we, as hungry vigilantes, decided to do "Timbits Poutine" justice — And create the more accurate concoction...

BuzzFeed Canada

We took 1-part gravy, 1-part cheese curds, and a box of sour-glazed timbits* (the guest appearance and substitute for fries).

We took 1-part gravy, 1-part cheese curds, and a box of sour-glazed timbits* (the guest appearance and substitute for fries).

*A random flavour choice, tbh, but mostly because it's one of the most beloved by Canadians.

BuzzFeed Canada


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04 Sep 03:47

6 People Who Are Ruining Online Gaming

Philip.paulsson

Hahah ok, I know no one is going to click through, but the rant he goes on at the end about being called a "casual" gamer is pretty funny. So I will post it in it's entirety as a comment.

By Robert Brockway  Published: September 03rd, 2015 
03 Sep 15:02

Disney is selling a Millennium Falcon drone from tomorrow

by Nick Summers
Star Wars merchandise is big business. So big, in fact, that the films' stewards are streaming an unboxing marathon for all of the Force Awakens toys coming out on "Force Friday" tomorrow. We weren't going to pay much interest, but two items in par...
03 Sep 13:40

WWII Bomb Shelter Becomes Hi-Tech Salad Farm Deep Under London

Philip.paulsson

That is pretty frickin' cool.

Thirty-three meters under the streets of central London is an old World War II bomb shelter that’s been transformed into a hi-tech underground farm.

The long tunnels beneath Clapham are being filled with stacked layers of hydroponic beds - forming "vertical farms" - for growing salads and herbs that can be delivered to tables in the city within four hours of harvesting.

The growing system uses energy-efficient LEDs instead of sun, no pesticides, needs 70 percent less water than growing plants in open fields, and less energy than a greenhouse.

“The whole system runs automatically, with an environmental computer controlling the lighting, temperature, nutrients and air flow,” explains Steven Dring, co-founder of the company behind the operation, Zero Carbon Food.

The vertical farms are made up of many growing beds stacked on top of each other inside tunnels and warehouses.

The subterranean farm is optimized for growing crops like pea shoots, coriander, mustard leaf, rocket, radish and garlic chive: small, leafy greens with a short growth cycle – made even shorter through careful manipulation of the environment. Unlike outdoor fields at the mercy of variable weather, Zero Carbon Food can deliver a consistent product all year round. (A consistency that attracted at least one inquiry from an entrepreneurial druglord seeking a discreet cannabis farm).

The plants are picked and packed by hand in another part of the tunnel before distribution to restaurants, caterers and retailers under the brand Growing Underground. It’s already partnered with hyper-local food delivery company Farmdrop and is in discussions with supermarket Whole Foods.

Michelin-Starred Support

The startup has the support of two-Michelin-starred chef Michel Roux, who is excited by the prospect of growing specific ingredients for his restaurants on-demand. 

“When I first met these guys I thought they were absolutely crazy, but the market for this is huge,” said Roux when the company launched in 2014.

An example of the herbs grown in the underground farm.

Source: Zero Carbon Food

Zero Carbon Food has since raised around  750,000 pounds ($1.15 million) seed investment round through a combination of crowdfunding through CrowdCube and from G’s Fresh, which supplies salads and vegetables to M&S, Waitrose, Florette and Sainsbury’s.

With the current equipment – around a quarter of the kit required for maximum capacity in the tunnels - Zero Carbon Food can produce between 5,000 kilograms and 20,000 kilograms of crops per year, depending on the species, delivering an estimated turnover of 1.3 million pounds, says Dring. 

Zero Carbon Food's co-founders Richard Ballard with Steven Dring and chef Michel Roux (center)

Source: Zero Carbon Food

Growing produce in urban areas takes some of the strain off the rural environment as demand for food increases in line with the burgeoning population. 

“We’ve got to utilize the spaces we’ve got. There’s a finite amount of land and we can grow salads and herbs – which start losing flavor and quality as soon as you cut them - in warehouses and rooftops in cities near the people who will eat them,” he adds. “Use the rural land for things like carrots, potatoes and livestock.”

The chief executive of Zero Carbon Food's main competitor, Grow Up, agrees. “It's about making better decisions about what we grow where. The more salad you can grow in vertical urban farms, the more fields you have for cows,” says Kate Hofman.

Aquaponics and Aeroponics

GrowUp uses aquaponics instead of hydroponics in its vertical farm in a warehouse in Beckton, East London. Aquaponics grows plants in the nutrient-rich wastewater from fish farming. The closed-loop system delivers two products: Tilapia fish and salad. Every 20,000 kilograms of salad comes with 4,000 kilograms of fish.

“Apart from us and Zero Carbon Food, nobody else really demonstrating urban farming at commercial scale in London,” Hofman explains.

GrowUp combines fish farming with salad farming using an 'aquaponics' model.

Source: GrowUp

Even at this commercial scale, the combined farming space of GrowUp and Zero Carbon food is less than 2,000 square meters or 0.2 hectares - a tiny fraction of the 9,600 hectares of land used in the U.K. to grow salads for British consumption.

“But the growing season is really only between March and October. Outside of those months, everything is imported. We can provide a year-round supply of U.K.-grown produce,” says Hofman.

In the U.S., Aerofarms has built the world’s largest indoor farm inside a huge warehouse in Newark, New Jersey, which uses a mist of water and nutrients instead of submerging roots. Launching in November 2015, at full capacity the facility will produce around 1,000 tons of baby leaves and greens per year.

AeroFarms is building the world's largest vertical farm in Newark in the U.S.

Aerofarms

“We can already compete on price with the field farmer, but more importantly we take all the volatility out of the equation,” says Aerofarm’s chief marketing officer, Marc Oshima, referring to unpredictable weather and pest conditions.

“Global macro issues such as the increase in population, increase in urbanization, pressures on arable land and water supplies are at play. What we do out on the field is not sustainable,” he adds.

03 Sep 11:59

Russia just announced it's officially going back to the moon

Philip.paulsson

As much as I hate Russia, I am very much into us having another Space Race with them. I want to go play on the moon base!

Russian cosmonauts and U.S. astronaut© Provided by Business Insider Inc Russian cosmonauts and U.S. astronaut

Over 40 years have passed since any human has walked on the moon, and all of them were American.

Russia has some grand plans to change that as the US turns its attention to Mars.

Roscosmos, the Russian space agency, wants to set up a high-tech lunar base, complete with human habitats, science and tech labs, a launching and landing port for spacecraft, and even an astronomy observatory.

The moon and Roscosmos have a complicated past. During the Apollo-era space race, the former Soviet Union landed robotic rovers on the moon — but a series of rocket failures and explosions halted progress on any human-carrying missions. Eventually, Roscosmos decided its moon program wasn't worth the money and the risk and shut it down.

But now Roscosmos is reviving that program and sending a robotic spacecraft, called Luna 25, to the moon to do some scouting for a future lunar base. The agency has announced that it will land Luna 25 on the moon's south pole in 2024.

Engineers are already building the spacecraft, and the finished product will carry eight cameras to help it navigate, take pictures, and keep an eye on its drill tool as it digs into the lunar surface.

Here's a model of what the spacecraft will look like:

luna 25© Provided by Business Insider Inc luna 25

The Luna 25 spacecraft will run its electronics using a battery fueled by a radioactive material called plutonium-238. As the plutonium-238 naturally decays it generates heat, and the battery converts the heat into electricity.

Plutonium-238 is pretty much impossible to turn into a nuclear weapon, according to the Environmental Protection Agency. It's also not the same kind of dangerous, skin-piercing radiation that humans have to worry about (unless it gets inside our lungs).

Lots of spacecraft are powered this way, but the world is quickly running out of Plutonium-238. Space agencies will need to come up with another fuel source soon — unless Russia has a secret reserve of the valuable stuff, or some way of making it.

plutonium pellet© Provided by Business Insider Inc plutonium pellet

Roscosmos isn't the only agency thinking about a return to the moon. The European Space Agency already announced plans for its own ambitious moon colony.

In contrast, the US has turned its attention from the moon to Mars. Some spaceflight experts and engineers have criticized the US for this. They argue that NASA should practice setting up a lunar base first, and then move on to the more difficult — and more dangerous — Martian base once its worked out all the kinks. (Buzz Aldrin has a plan that incorporates both a moon base and a Mars base.)

Others argue that a return to the moon would be like moving backwards for NASA: We need to test the limits of human ingenuity if we want to make progress as a species, they say. Getting to Mars is one way to do that.

"Let's just go [to Mars] — prove that it is doable, prove that it is feasible and then examine how you do it on a regular basis that's affordable," Harley Thronson, a senior scientist at NASA, told Space.com in 2013.

It's not clear which strategy — moon or Mars? — is best for the US space agency.

"I refer to them as the Martians and the Lunatics – the people who want to go to Mars, and the people who want to go back to the moon," Roger Launius, a senior space history curator at the Smithsonian, told Space.com in 2012. "No one side has the clear-cut answer. There are positives and negatives for both."

NOW WATCH: NASA has released images of the other side of the Moon that we've never seen before

02 Sep 19:44

Kermit The Frog Has A New Girlfriend, And People Definitely Have Some Feelings About It

by Javier Moreno
Philip.paulsson

I never understood what he saw in Ms Piggy.

A frog acting like a dog?

To the dismay of many, earlier this year, longtime Hollywood power couple Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy decided to part ways.

To the dismay of many, earlier this year, longtime Hollywood power couple Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy decided to part ways.

Jim Henson

Well according to an anonymous source that spoke to PEOPLE, Kermit has recently been seen with a new pig identified as a marketing executive at ABC named Denise.

Well according to an anonymous source that spoke to PEOPLE, Kermit has recently been seen with a new pig identified as a marketing executive at ABC named Denise.

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02 Sep 19:44

Here's Why Idris Elba Would Make A Terrific James Bond

by Adam Davis
Philip.paulsson

I think he'd make a great Bond.

Suave, stylish, and badass.

Anthony Horowitz, the author of the newest book in the James Bond series, has said in a new interview that actor Idris Elba, who many have suggested as a possible Bond for the film series, is "too street" for the part.

Anthony Horowitz, the author of the newest book in the James Bond series, has said in a new interview that actor Idris Elba, who many have suggested as a possible Bond for the film series, is "too street" for the part.

The author says that Elba is "too rough" and not suave enough to play Bond, but argues that it's not about skin color.

Update: He has since apologized for his remarks.

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02 Sep 15:40

not to mention the what would've been the first queer-positive story in the bible, in which... The Jury Is Still Out

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