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Susannah B

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claraoswin:

basic bitch

HI OK THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POST IVE EVER MADE? MAYBE SOME OF YOU SKIPPED 8TH GRADE BIOLOGY SO LET ME EXPLAIN. THAT IS A LITMUS PAPER. LITMUS PAPERS, WHEN DRIPPED IN A “BASIC” SUBSTANCE (bases are ionic compounds that break apart to form a negatively charged hydroxide ion (OH^-) in water), TURNS BLUE. “BASIC” BITCH IS A COMMON REPEATED PHASE, FOUND PROMINENTLY ON THE INTERNET. I MADE A PUN OUT OF THE OBVIOUSLY BASIC LITMUS TEST. PLEASE LAUGH

Make Your Mind Up

Staying in on the weekend is an oft-underrated concept. As a professional homebody, I’ve mastered the art of being a recluse. There are specific actions that can make for a more enjoyable, smooth sailing evening at home. For starters you must make the unwavering decision to stay in and be firm on it. Temptations will emerge throughout the day, luring you from your home. Friends will call, mass texts will be received, and club, bars and parties will be juicy sounding alternatives – don’t sway. Stave off the luring invitations sent your way with the certainty that you’re doing the right thing.

Concoct A Plan

If you’ve organized some type of blueprint for your evening, you’ll have much more to look forward to. Even if your actual strategy is to do absolutely nothing, know that in advance. Not only will you be less susceptible to others’ invitations, but you’ll have organized laziness – which is the greatest type of laziness. Planned naps, eating sprees and movie/TV marathons are much more satisfying than impromptu, sporadic ones.

Bask In The Money You’re Saving

You’re going to save cash. Whether it’s a cover charge, overpriced adult beverages or taxi fees – you’ll avoid the many wasteful spending habits that take place on a night out. Have you ever looked at your bank statement after a night of partying? It’s a miserably depressing, 5 minutes of self-loathing regret. Like, I seriously spent $11.71 at Taco Bell? You can eat there like royalty for four bucks, so what the hell could I have possibly bought? The worst part is that we inevitably recall the details of our order in a lengthy, painful bathroom session shortly thereafter. The point is that if you still feel the urge to spend — online shopping, or a smorgasbord of snacks make for much more beneficial evening purchases than various charges and overpriced alcohol.

There’ll Be No Drama (Besides The Reality TV You Watch)

The risk of being punched, kicked, stabbed or shot reduces greatly when you’re not in a room full of intoxicated, angry, stressed, testosterone filled, catty, trouble-seeking individuals. You won’t accidentally step on the shoes of someone who considers the value of your life and their sneakers equal. You won’t be caught looking in the general direction of someone else’s man/woman resulting in an altercation. Avoiding the silly shenanigans that come with the social scene is always a positive thing.

People Will Care… Hopefully

If you’re typically out on weekends, it’ll be noticeable that your marvelous presence is AWOL. The mysteriousness of your location will leave folks speculating, which is a cool feeling. They’ll be enthralled in your current location, and just because you’re probably Netflix-ing or binge snacking, it’s still entertaining to have others think you’re doing some captivating, magnificent activity. And if nobody notices (which is usually the case for me), don’t fret! Just imagine that they’re curious and uber-invested in your life.

You’ll Be Prepared For Sunday

Whether you want to be productive or just have a fresh feeling lazy Sunday, anything will be possible if you’re not hung-over or exhausted. Have brunch, get a jump on the workweek, go to church – whatever tickles your fancy. You can either get the worm through a shot of tequila, Mezcal, or whatever alcohol they serve a worm with — or you can get it by having a calm Saturday night and being the early bird. 

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Всё нравится - колготки (это колготки, видимо, судя по другим фотографиям этой же девушки), босоножки и особенно носочки. Везет тем, кто может себе позволить ходить во всем этом (прекрасно быть юным):

Фото - Laura D.
Веселенькие колготки от Look From London:

И хит сезона - куртка из коллекции дизайнера Си Чана (Si Chan), к сожалению, она пока существует в одном экземпляре, но он планирует выпустить партию таких курток:

Около 20 девушек-моделей приняли участие в общегородском субботнике в Харькове.
Девушки убирали участок проспекта Гагарина – от улицы Одесской до улицы Зерновой. Они были одеты в оранжевые жилеты и шорты, а также обуты в босоножки на высоких каблуках.

Кроме того в субботнике участвовали четверо парней-бодибилдеров.

«Они такие же люди, как и все – молодые, энергичные, сильные. Отлично справляются. Метлы в руках держать умеют. Инициатива исходила от модельного агентства. Администрация района не возражала и выделила участок», - отметили организаторы мероприятия. (Вечерний Харьков)

Before you're quick to judge, let me just say - Mrs. Off Duty is no responsibility runaway! I'll have you know she straight earns her down time - she works her booty off for every penny and dime! So let's cut her a break when it's something she so clearly deserves - that gal ought to get something for the time that she serves! Draped in cashmere from head to toe - and tending her quiet leisures while an easy tune plays on stereo. She spends her day catching up on her necessary literature - all the while lounging on a barka, or something similar. Nary an hour passes that she is sans drink in hand - sipping something steamy and laced with a splash of something grand. She's bedazzled with understated diamonds which are always allowed - oh for Pete's sake, she's OFF DUTY for cryingoutloud! I really must hand it to her, sister is on to something - taking "Off Duty" to a new level looks undeniably becoming!

Warby Parker, Thatcher Glasses / Understated Diamonds / Vanity Fair / Bared to You / NYT Scented Candle / Madeleine Thompson, Cashmere Slippers / Madeleine Thompson Cashmere Kaftan / Stumptown Coffee / Brooklyn Mug / Kahlua

nedhepburn:

The Republican Party’s knowledge of a vagina. 

Louis Vuitton x Yayoi Kusama @ Selfridges, London

24 windows based on her poem ‘Love Forever’

Selfridges Wonder Room concept store

After closing hours: the coming together of the Selfridges installation

And your own little Kusama keepsake: Easy-peasy dotty DIY

What you’ll need
Red and White are basically the only two colours you’ll need to rock dotty limbs this but it might be fun to add a bit of LV flair and accent with a yellow, green or black. Otherwise the usual – top & base coat, toothpick or pin, scrap bit of paper to use as palette (best if laminated paper)

Prep nails by filing and buffing to a unified shape. Apply base coat, then paint on colours in any order that tickles you.

Load the brush with adequate amount of polish, then pat the tip of the brush onto the nail. The size & shape of most nail polish brushes should be perfect to make a round-ish mark without too much effort.

Unload a dollop of nail polish onto your scrap paper, then using a toothpick, add in smaller dots.

Many thanks to Anna for the tour around LV x Kusama concept store in Selfridges Wonder Room, and Michelle for helping with photo no 16.

So word on the street was that Louis Vuitton erected a 6-metre-tall Kusama to guard the Selfridges main entrance clock, and seeing that Dr Google wasn’t answering my ‘why am I seeing spots everywhere’ questions (‘It’s just worms in your eyes’ is not helping, dude) I decided to pay Dotty-san a visit. There she was, five whole metres of that red dress (she was born in it, I swear) and a pair of door-sized black loafers casting shadows above my head. It was all too large for a simple Q&A session so I decided to take it up with the more adequate version  in window #23 of total 24 dotty windows. I enquired about her plans of world domination (starting with Instagram) and she stood solemnly answering with blinks (strict orders not to move during daytime apparently, all very Toy Story) – one blink for YES world domination, two for NO world domination - and just that one blink it was.

Make sure to pay her a visit at the LV x Kusama concept store in the Selfridges Wonder Room before the 19th October.

Some tips with the nail-do:

• The Kusama polkadot pattern doesn’t actually have a grid-based pattern, the dots are positioned quite randomly in varying sizes. Best if you start with the biggest size and go for a Marc Jacobs-y dot-spacing then fill the surroundings with smaller dots.
• Red-white is the classic combo, but the LV x Kusama collection features yellow-black, green-black and blue-black. The yellow-black skirt is one of my favourite pieces so I thought I’d put that as an accent (ring finger, right hand).
• When doing the dots, it’s best to get as little varnish on your brush as possible to avoid having a blob and waiting for it to never dry.

That’s all! Easy peasy, dot butt squeasy!

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Summer’s winding down and there’s blood in the water.

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Pug Life.

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I live a Michelle Obama appreciation life.

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kellyoxford:

LOVE

danforth:

“Niche corner” pretty much sums up the philosophy behind everything I post to the Internet.