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Selfie Vibrator with HD Camera (NSFW)
Bridgeto_O
It doesn't have to be a holiday or special occasion to surprise your lady with a thoughtful gift. The Svakom Gaga Sex Selfie Stick even has a foolproof, built-in mechanism for gauging how much she likes it. Come on, sugar lips, say cheese and give me a great big orgasm for the camera!
Just when you thought it couldn't get any better (or more ludicrous) than the butt selfie stick, the Svakom Gaga takes the selfie craze to new depths with its Sex Selfie Stick, a vibrator featuring a built-in HD camera and LED lights at the business end for ladies to record (or watch live on FaceTime!) their orgasms from the inside. Colonel Angus is gonna be so jealous.
The Gaga's illuminated HD camera promises to capture the internal carnival of vibrator fun time in "remarkably clear footage." Its FaceTime compatibility enables other parties (i.e., dude in the room, dude overseas) to get a front row view of the action too. Kind of like an ultrasound at the obstetrician, but without the killjoy element of seeing proof that pretty soon you're going to have a live baby to deal with.
Aside from the bird's eye view of rapidly contracting vaginal muscles it provides, the Sex Selfie Stick is a pretty standard vibrator. Powered by rechargeable battery with 6-speeds, hypoallergenic, and waterproof. It's compatible with Macs for Face Time use, and also includes a software disc for those with a PC.
Greek Theatre Announce Their 2015 Schedule
BridgetJuly 21st: Barenaked Ladies w/ Violent Femmes & Colin Hay at the Greek Theatre
August 11th: Hot Chip w/ !!! & Com Truise at the Greek Theatre
How fabulous is this Faux Taxidermy Unicorn by Sara Leigh
How fabulous is this Faux Taxidermy Unicorn by Sara Leigh
Photos: A 'Back To The Future' Inspired Art Show At Meltdown Comics
Chappie Is Not a Movie, but a Long and Bad Music Video for Die Antwoord
What is great about Chappie? The robot Chappie (Sharito Copley), the robot’s maker Deon (Dev Patel), the robot’s maker’s boss Michelle (the queen of sci-fi cinema Sigourney Weaver), and the robot’s maker’s rival Vincent (Hugh Jackman), and, finally, the city in which the robot achieves human-level consciousness, Johannesburg (Jozi)…
Study Suggests Exercise Is Associated With Changes In Brain Structure
The benefits of exercise on physical health are no secret, but there is also an increasing amount of evidence to suggest that it can help emotional and mental well-being as well.
Jeremy Renner’s Hawkeye Will Officially Take Part In Captain America: Civil War - I pretty much assume this will be Avengers 2.5
Bridgeti really want to see them expand upon hawkeye in the whole marvel money making monstrosity. i also think jeremy renner is just awesome.
Another Avenger has been confirmed for the third Captain America movie: The Hollywood Reporter reported today that Jeremy Renner will be joining his Marvel co-workers in Civil War. They snuck it into an announcement that Renner will be starring with Amy Adams in a sci-fi romance from Paramount — not to be confused with the sci-fi romance from Sony that Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt are reportedly in talks for. There’s gonna be a lot of kissing in space soon. Civil War reportedly starts shooting this spring, so look for the moment when shots from set start infiltrating all those already-hopping Tumblr memes about the movie.
(Image via Marvel Entertainment)
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Drinking Poison Control Medicine Is the Newest Bougie Health Fad
Bridgeti'd like a charcoal and colloidal silver smoothie please.
I Liked the Björk Show at MoMA, Haters
On Saturday, the Björk retrospective will open to the public at MoMA in New York. It's a stiflingly small exhibit compared to her almost 40-year body of work (she released her first solo album in 1977, at the age of 12), and it focuses primarily on her notebooks and costumes from the 20-some years since Debut, along with an audio component that includes a metaphorical fairytale and her music. I liked it both because of, and despite all this. A lot of other people, many men, really did not.
Please excuse the Department of Impossible Cuteness....
Bridgetskinning birds and felting yarn, that's all i want out of life aside from adventure and fire.
Please excuse the Department of Impossible Cuteness. They’ve been temporarily incapacitated by the kawaii creations of Wilmington, MA-based needle-felter xxNostalgic, who creates tiny felted dolls of numerous Pokémon and other anime and cartoon characters, including Totoro from My Neighbor Totoro and Finn and Jake from Adventure Time.
Visit xxNostalgic’s DeviantArt portfolio to check out more of her outrageously cute handmade creations, many of which are available for purchase via her Etsy shop.
[via Kotaku]
The truth about medicine: we usually overestimate the benefits and underestimate the harms
The proportion of study participants providing a correct estimate, underestimate, or overestimate of the benefit of a medical Intervention. (Via JAMA Internal Medicine)
With every pill we swallow, with every operation and screening test we endure, there's a chance that the benefits we get might not outweigh the harms we expose ourselves to. Usually, though, we don't think about that. We focus on help rather than harm, and think more health care is better than less or no health care.
Now, a new JAMA Internal Medicine systematic review — of dozens of studies on patients' expectations — quantifies exactly how unrealistic we are when it comes to our medical care. It turns out we almost always see the glass as half full, despite the evidence that suggests we actually shouldn't.
Looking at 36 studies on a range of medical interventions — from cancer screening tests to medications and surgeries — a pair of Australian researchers discovered that, overwhelmingly, patients overestimated the benefits and underestimated the harms.
In the 32 studies that looked at how patients perceived the benefits of a medical intervention, most (65 percent) overestimated them. On the other hand, the studies that looked at patients' perceptions of harms found a majority (67 percent) underestimated them.
This means when we walk into hospitals and clinics and sign up for tests, treatments, and procedures, we are unrealistically optimistic. And we too often forget about the possible downsides of the things we're exposing ourselves to.
The researchers found this was as true for our notions about the accuracy and helpfulness of mammograms and Pap smears as it was for our ideas about the medications — like hormone therapy — we take, and even the usefulness of ultrasounds to detect fetal problems in pregnancy.
"Participants rarely had accurate expectations of benefits and harms," the study authors wrote, "and for many interventions, regardless of whether a treatment, test, or screen, they had a tendency to overestimate its benefits and underestimate its harms."
This "optimism bias" is driven by several factors, the study authors contend: the marketing practices of industry, doctors' failure to communicate with patients about risk-benefit ratios, and the hopefulness and trust we place in health care and the medical profession.
Unrealistic expectations are having knock-on effects, the authors continue, driving our desire for more care instead of less, even when it confers no help and it may in fact hurt us. They suggest that this is "undoubtedly contributing to the growing problem of overdiagnosis and overtreatment."
a-creepy-weirdo-has: bitcheslovemyjingleballs: a-creepy-weirdo-has: what do birds do I...
what do birds do
I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important
HyperIce Vyper Vibrating Foam Roller
Hey look, it's a new BDSM toy for pain seekers muscle recovery tool for athletes. You've might have seen foam rollers here before, and you might have seen HyperIce brainchildren here before, but this hybrid of hurts so good combines the two for a very special therapeutic experience. The HyperIce Vyper is a foam roller with built-in high frequency vibration technology.
Yes, ladies, kind of like a vibrator for all your other muscles.
Only my guess is that the Vyper doesn't build pleasantly to an explosively happy ending, but rather starts as a dull ache that crescendoes into, as its name would suggest, a sharp, paralyzing bite. But one that's good for you!
According to HyperIce their Vyper vibrating foam roller is a next generation fitness accessory, and one that is endorsed and used by professional athletes ranging from Blake Griffin to Hope Solo. The roller's digital circuitry adds 3 speeds of vibration to the equipment's standard distribution of pressure to further: relieve tension from tight muscles; release bound fascia; and improve blood flow. The process loosens and lengthens muscles, thereby accelerating the post-workout body's recovery process, increasing range of motion and flexibility, and improving overall athletic performance.
Internet-Bullied 'Dancing Man' Coming To Party With Moby At The Coliseum
Bridgetyes
Athlete Michael Sam To Be Married in Westeros According to Hilarious Paparazzi Prank
Do you watch Game of Thrones? I watch Game of Thrones, heck, even my mom watches Game of Thrones! Whether they’re a genre fan or not, pretty much everyone I know watches the HBO television series based on George R.R. Martin’s epic fantasy novels. Everyone, it seems, except this very confused TMZ camera man. Here at Nerdist, we don’t deal much in gossip and paparazzi. However, this video was so funny we felt like we needed to share it. Even TMZ themselves admitted to getting totally owned and having a good laugh about it.
Recently football player Michael Sam arrived at LAX with his fiancé and was immediately accosted by a pap who was relentlessly asking questions about when and where Sam would be getting married. Sam proceeded to explain that he was going to be getting married in Westeros, “where the Iron Throne is.” The paparazzo didn’t catch on at all and what followed were two minutes of epic hilarity with Sam exclaiming, “Westeros, man! Everyone knows what Westeros is!” Sam later explained that, while Oprah Winfrey would not be invited to the wedding, he did reveal that “Tyrion and Tywin Lannister are.”
Have a look at the video below and for any future paparazzi out there, know your Game of Thrones if you’re going to be harassing Michael Sam any time soon!
For more sweet Game of Thrones action in anticipation for the April 12 premiere, check out our latest video, a Game of Thrones/ Taylor Swift mash up, “Blank Page”.
Dr. Mae Jemison, MD, the first black woman in space and first...
Onboard shuttle Endeavour in 1992
As Lt Palmer in TNG s06e24, "Second Chances"
Dr. Mae Jemison, MD, the first black woman in space and first actual astronaut to appear on a Star Trek show, one of the very few people on this planet of whom two pictures can be posted depicting them doing their job on a spaceship with entirely different contexts.
What Parenting Really Looks Like
Bridgeti always wonder how many of these "cute" pictures are set up, though playing psn with someone today and having their kid yell "your friend is dead go save them" was undeniably adorable
Potty Training Is Not Going As Planned
Yes, That’s A Tampon In His Mouth
Dads Are The Comfiest Chairs Ever
Hi My Name Is Aaron And I Like To Play With Butt Paste!
It Totally Looks Better This Way
Really Bro?
Napping Dad = Playmat Dad
Playing With Flour
One Word: Sharpie
Good Morning!
Fish Out Of Water
Painting With Hair Remover Wax
This Tattoo Artist’s First Customer
Just Kids Being A Bunch Of Little Assholes
You Have To Rescue Kids From Themselves
Kid Being A Little Asshole
You Mean That’s Not Where The Magazines Go?
A Table Is A Table
Letting His Daughter Practice
It’s Ok As Long As You Let Me Sleep
Trying To Escape Through The Vent
Baking Is Fun!!!
Just Being A Dad
Whatever You Do, Don’t Tell Mom
Hitman Baby Takes No Joy In His Work
american-radical:niallharryzaynpls:Another muslim brother dead....
Bridget'murica
Another muslim brother dead. Ya allah, inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji’un.
Came from Iraq about a month ago to probably avoid death by terrorists like ISIS only to get killed by terrorists Americans.
greatybuzz:10 Animals That Had Their Photo Taken at the Perfect...
Bridgetthe animal kingdom is majestic