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18 Nov 00:15

Giveaway: Dan Auerbach 11/27

by april
brian

I saw Dan Auerbach at the Parish a few years ago and it was one of the best shows I've ever been to.

photo by Alyssa Gafkjen

UPDATE: Giveaway is now over

Austin City Limits will be taping a performance by Dan Auerbach on Monday, November 27th at 8 pm at ACL Live at The Moody Theater (310 W. 2nd Street, Willie Nelson Blvd). We will be giving away a limited number of space available passes to this taping. Enter your name and email address on the below form by noon on Tuesday, Nov. 21st.

Winners will be chosen at random and a photo ID will be required to pickup tickets. Winners will be notified by email. Passes are not transferable and cannot be sold. Standing may be required. No photography, recording or cell phone use in the studio. No cameras computers or recording devices allowed in venue.

17 Nov 16:23

What Else Is There To See At EAST?

by Beth Unite
brian

One of the best events of the year. Game for the Cause is really the only thing that can compete.

First off, what is the East Austin Studio Tour? It’s a huge art festival happening all over East Austin. This free annual art festival kicks off soon on the east side of I-35. Over 150 studios, exhibition spaces, and galleries will be opening their doors to the public. from November 11 and 12 from 11AM-6PM.

 

Along with a great opening from Art From The Streets at 2832 E Martin Luter King Jr Blvd, there are countless other artists to see. Here are a few of our favorites:

You can see art inspired by the patterns of analog video feedback and the geometrical symmetry that comes out through it. There are turning patters and mathematical hallucinations painted into large pieces by the talented Paul Baker. You can see his art at the library at 4725 Loyola Ln.

Art represents life, and Augustine Chavez takes that very seriously. She depicts construction workers doing what society depends on, with a focus on race and work in our communities. None of the pieces show faces, to depict their anonymity yet their importance in our society. These pieces are on display at the Cepeda Branch Library.

Interested in woodworking? See Terry and Sarah Snow’s mixed media pieces at Chaos Woods Studio. Their pieces are unique wood sculptures, bowls, boxes, furniture and toys that explore the possibilities of what wood can be.

Want to wear the art? We’re loving the pieces by Emily Spykman Clementine & co Jewelry. They’re all based on the idea that jewelry should work with your body and be personally symbolic. The artist considers them to be like physical medicine in that the earth is supporting us.

Anywhere in East Austin you’re sure to find something great at this festival. Make sure you get out there this weekend!

 

Organizations like Art From the Streets rely on the generous donations of people like you to continue helping the Austin homeless community. If you would like to support us purchase some art or donate below.

 
    
13 Nov 18:49

The Computer Scientist Who Prefers Voting With Paper

by BeauHD
Geoffrey.landis writes: The Atlantic profiles a computer scientist: Barbara Simons, who has been on the forefront of the pushback against electronic voting as a technology susceptible to fraud and hacking. When she first started writing articles about the dangers of electronic voting with no paper trail, the idea that software could be manipulated to rig elections was considered a fringe preoccupation; but Russia's efforts to influence the 2016 presidential election have reversed Simons's fortunes. According to the Department of Homeland Security, those efforts included attempts to meddle with the electoral process in 21 states; while a series of highly publicized hacks -- at Sony, Equifax, the U.S. Office of Personnel Management -- has driven home the reality that very few computerized systems are truly secure. Simons is a former President of the Association for Computing Machinery (ACM); and the group she helps run, Verified Voting, has been active in educating the public about the dangers of unverified voting since 2003.

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10 Nov 01:46

Community First Village provides supportive place to stay for the homeless

by KXAN Staff

AUSTIN (KXAN) — A local non-profit organization hopes to end homelessness by giving more people a permanent place to stay and surrounding them with a “supportive community.”

KXAN photojournalist Frank Martinez introduced us to people who live inside the Community First Village, located in east Travis County on Hog Eye Road, and explains how they plan to expand.

“This is a ginormous deal to us because first we’re dedicating what we call the crown jewel of the crown that we’ve been building out here in the Community First Village,” said Alan Graham, CEO, president and co-founder of Mobile Loaves & Fishes.

Peri Verdino-Gates, communications coordinator for the organization, said, “Right now we have about 100 that are living here now that are formerly homeless. We also have folks that were missionals, or missionaries, that have chosen to live here. They pay their own way, obviously, to live here. We have a CEO of a Fortune 100 company that live out here as missionaries and then we just have an RN that lives out here.”

As for Gary Floyd, a formerly homeless farmer, he looks to everything he produces in the community instead of the negative person he used to be. “I feed all of my people, I feed 180 people right now with all of my vegetables. I’m really proud to be a farmer too, I enjoy it. I know I’m doing something good in life now.”

The expansion plan also calls for a downtown food commissary run by people experiencing homelessness, giving them a chance to sell things like ice cream or drinks instead of relying on panhandling.

03 Nov 21:56

Suspect Asks for “a Lawyer, Dawg.” Judge Says He Asked for “a Lawyer Dog.”

by Mark Joseph Stern
brian

“the defendant’s ambiguous and equivocal reference to a ‘lawyer dog’ does not constitute an invocation of counsel that warrants termination of the interview.”

Reason’s Ed Krayewski explains that, of course, this assertion is utterly absurd. Demesme was not referring to a dog with a license to practice law, since no such dog exists outside of memes."

On Friday, the Louisiana Supreme Court declined to hear an important appeal involving the constitutional right to counsel. The case involves a man who’d voluntarily agreed to speak with the police. When Warren Demesme realized that the cops suspected him of child rape, he told them, per the trial court transcript, “I know that I didn’t do it, so why don’t you just give me a lawyer dog ‘cause this is not what’s up.” The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that when a suspect asks for an attorney, the interrogation must end and a lawyer must be provided. But the police disregarded Demesme’s request, and the trial court ruled that the statements he subsequently made can be used to convict him.

Demesme appealed, arguing that his Fifth and Sixth Amendment right to counsel had been violated. A state appeals court held that they were not, and now the state Supreme Court has declined to review that judgment, with only Justice Jefferson Hughes III voting to take Demesme’s appeal. Justice Scott Crichton penned a brief opinion concurring in the court’s decision not to hear the case. He wrote, apparently in absolute seriousness, that “the defendant’s ambiguous and equivocal reference to a ‘lawyer dog’ does not constitute an invocation of counsel that warrants termination of the interview.”

Reason’s Ed Krayewski explains that, of course, this assertion is utterly absurd. Demesme was not referring to a dog with a license to practice law, since no such dog exists outside of memes. Rather, as Krayewski writes, Demesme was plainly speaking in vernacular; his statement would be more accurately transcribed as “why don’t you just give me a lawyer, dawg.” The ambiguity rests in the court transcript, not the suspect’s actual words. Yet Crichton chose to construe Demesme’s statement as requesting Lawyer Dog, Esq., rather than interpreting his words by their plain meaning, transcript ambiguity notwithstanding.

In doing so, Crichton (and the trial court) may well have run afoul of Davis v. United States, the controlling U.S. Supreme Court precedent on this matter. In Davis, the suspect had told his interrogators: “Maybe I should talk to a lawyer.” No lawyer was provided, the interview continued, and the suspect made incriminating statements that were later used to secure his conviction. The Supreme Court held that none of this violated the Constitution. It reasoned that, in order to invoke his Fifth and Sixth Amendment rights, “the suspect must unambiguously request counsel.” The court elaborated:

If the suspect's statement is not an unambiguous or unequivocal request for counsel, the officers have no obligation to stop questioning him. … [H]e must articulate his desire to have counsel present sufficiently clearly that a reasonable police officer in the circumstances would understand the statement to be a request for an attorney.

The constitutional standard, then, is whether “a reasonable police officer in the circumstances” would interpret the suspect’s words as a request for counsel. Demesme’s statement plainly clears this bar. The Davis court was quite explicit that a suspect need not “speak with the discrimination of an Oxford don.” He need only get the point across. Yet because Crichton refused to interpret Demesme’s words as a reasonable police officer surely would, he asserted that no constitutional violation occurred. 

Ironically, Crichton’s musing probably makes this case more vulnerable to U.S. Supreme Court review and reversal. The justice unintentionally illustrated a real problem: Courts can manipulate the “reasonable police officer” standard to conform to their own syntactic preferences, transforming a straightforward if informal request for a lawyer into argle-bargle. Police officers can then follow their lead, willfully misinterpreting anything but the most polished and proper demand for a lawyer.

The Supreme Court can forestall this constitutional subversion by taking Demesme’s case—presuming he appeals—and clarifying that a “reasonable police officer” may not deliberately ignore the intent of a suspect who colloquially but unequivocally asks for a lawyer. Otherwise, lower courts and police officers can wriggle out of the Constitution by pretending to be hound-mad boneheads.

03 Nov 21:47

What’s the best musical performance you saw on a TV show?

by Alex McLevy, Erik Adams, William Hughes, Kevin Pang, Sam Barsanti, Clayton Purdom, Kyle Ryan, Nick Wanserski, and Caitlin PenzeyMoog
brian

"I can also pinpoint one moment when the band totally blew me away: October 31, 2009. That’s when I saw Okkervil River on PBS’ Austin City Limits alongside M. Ward, mostly playing songs from the then-recent albums The Stage Names and The Stand Ins."

Okkervil River was one of my favorite bands in this time after "The Stand Ins" came out. I got to go to this Austin City Limits taping with a few of my friends and it was fantastic. If you look closely you can see us for a brief second at the start of the clip.

Welcome back to AVQ&A, where we throw out a question for discussion among the staff and readers. Consider this a prompt to compare notes on your interface with pop culture, to reveal your embarrassing tastes and experiences, and to ponder how our diverse lives all led us to convene here together. Got a question you’d

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03 Nov 21:36

Why the anti-fascist, anti-racist themes of ‘The Twilight Zone’ are more relevant today than ever

brian

The Twilight Zone is still great. Now I'm going to have to watch the rest of them.
Beware of spoilers.

26 Oct 05:27

Straus earthquake could shake up Texas politics for years

by Alexa Ura, Jay Root and Patrick Svitek
brian

"On issue after issue, he and his team alone stood in the way of the kind of runaway populism that Donald Trump championed and major statewide Republicans endorsed."

Editor's note: This story has been updated.

House Speaker Joe Straus unleashed a political earthquake Wednesday when he announced he would not seek re-election next year. 

The policy aftershocks could be felt for years.

"This is really an earth-shattering event for politics,” said Rice University political scientist Mark Jones. “It's tough to overstate the relevance of this for Texas politics. The political center of the state collapsed today."

More than any other Texas Republican with real power, Straus was seen as a voice of moderation. On issue after issue, he and his team alone stood in the way of the kind of runaway populism that Donald Trump championed and major statewide Republicans endorsed.

When firebrand Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick and Gov. Greg Abbott rattled Fortune 500 companies with talk of a “bathroom bill” that put transgender Texans in the crosshairs, it was Straus who held their collective hands and ensured the measure wouldn’t become law.

When conservatives pushed to take away in-state college tuition rates from undocumented Texans, the speaker’s top lieutenant, Byron Cook — who lent his Austin home in 2009 to the rebellion that put the gavel in Straus’ hand — snuffed it out.

And when other Republican leaders pushed property tax legislation that didn’t include the school finance enhancements Straus and his House supporters wanted, the speaker risked blowback from fellow leaders and the Republican base — and got it — by letting a special session die without producing either.

For the conservatives who wake up every morning wondering why a moderate Republican from San Antonio keeps thwarting their agenda, Straus’ bombshell announcement was greeted with a sort of collective “good riddance” — along with a call to action to replace him with a staunch conservative.

“As speaker of the House, Straus and his cronies declared open war on conservatives in general and Gov. Abbott in specific,” wrote Michael Quinn Sullivan, Straus’ most persistent bête noir, in an email blast. “The crony cartel of Democrats and Republicans that kept Straus in power worked to oppose property tax reforms, spending limits, and the First Amendment. Straus referred to Abbott’s common sense agenda for this year’s special legislative session as 'horse manure.'” 

Moderates in Straus’ coalition, though, will be left to wonder if Straus’ departure opens the floodgates to policies that will hurt Texas' standing as a pro-business state that welcomes diversity and its fast-growing Hispanic population. 

Jones, the Rice political scientist, said without Straus blocking pet initiatives their base wants, the governor and lieutenant governor will have to think long and hard about passing initiatives that many mainstream politicians and pro-business groups have opposed. 

"To the extent that the Lt. Gov. Patrick and Gov. Abbott both want to see substantially more conservative legislation — like a bathroom bill or school choice items or property tax rollback caps changed — we’re going to see that legislation fly through in 2019,” Jones said. “Because the centrist brake that was there in legislation in past sessions, Joe Straus, is no longer going to be there.”

At a press conference Straus hastily convened to drop the news of his departure, the speaker dismissed the notion that his stepping aside would embolden the most conservative wing of the House GOP.

"I don't think the Freedom Caucus will grow," Straus said, referring to the 12-member bloc that was frequently a thorn in his side earlier this year. "I think they're sort of self-limited. I can't imagine very many people wanting to identify with the way they practice politics. I just don't think that's a constructive approach, and they're not, in my mind, the profile of respectful leadership that I hope to support."

In an interview with The Texas Tribune on Wednesday afternoon, Straus acknowledged the next session may bring attempts to revive some of the divisive proposals he opposed.

"Every session there are thousands of bills and only 20 percent or so pass," Straus said. "So you’ll see a lot of bills filed that didn’t pass this time filed again. Some of them may be those high-profile bills — I don’t know — but every legislature starts anew, and there will be a new population of House members here next session."

Straus' retirement announcement — as well as that of Cook of Corsicana, who regularly blocked controversial legislation backed by the far right — raised further questions about the fate of other members of his moderate coalition. "For those wondering, I'm not going anywhere," tweeted state Rep. Charlie Geren, the Fort Worth Republican who chairs the House Administration Committee.

State Rep. Dan Huberty, R-Houston, who chairs the House Public Education Committee, continued to be noncommittal about his 2018 plans. "When I make a decision, people will know," Huberty said.

Some House members who backed Straus held out hope that Straus' replacement would continue to be a moderating voice in a Capitol that continues to veer toward the hard right. That includes Democrats, whose support for Straus over five terms effectively blocked the ascendance of a more conservative alternative in the speaker's chair. 

"As past speakers have been, the next speaker will be elected only with bipartisan support," said Rep. Chris Turner, D-Grand Prairie, leader of the House Democrats. "When the full House votes on a new Speaker in January 2019, members of the House Democratic Caucus will support a member who has demonstrated he or she will focus on real solutions for all Texans, not on narrow, divisive, partisan interests."

Rep. Lyle Larson, a moderate Republican from Straus' hometown of San Antonio, said the open nature of the race to replace the speaker will require candidates to "motivate different constituencies in the House." But he said Straus will be a tough act to follow.

"He's a stabilizing force in Texas government," Larson said. "In the era of knee-jerk politics, we'll miss his measured approach to governance." 

Disclosure: Rice University has been a financial supporter of The Texas Tribune. A complete list of Tribune donors and sponsors can be viewed here.

23 Oct 17:02

Amazon Patents Drones That Recharge Electric Vehicles

by EditorDavid
brian

"The drone would then dock with the vehicle and start transferring power, without the car ever needing to come to a stop."

slash.jit shared an article from Futurism: Amazon has been granted a patent for an ambitious new method of maintaining a charge in electric vehicles. The company wants to use drones to allow drivers to top up their vehicles without having to visit a charging station. Drivers would request a top up from a central server, which would dispatch a charging drone to their location. The drone would then dock with the vehicle and start transferring power, without the car ever needing to come to a stop. This solution isn't meant to administer a full charge to the car's battery, it would only supply enough power to get the driver to a charging station, which are still in somewhat limited supply. "Amazon first applied for this patent back in June 2014," reports CNET, noting it was finally granted this month. "Like many other patents, there's no guarantee that Amazon will actually create a product based on the design. It could merely be an attempt to stop competitors from doing so."

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20 Oct 15:26

Appetite Grows In Austin For Black-Owned Food Trucks

by DaLyah Jones
brian

My Granny's Kitchen is fantastic and the Thicket is a great spot for food trailers.

Black-owned food trucks are thriving in Austin, despite rapid gentrification and a shrinking black population. The mobile eateries offer food from a wide range of cultures and culinary styles, and present an opportunity for cooks from minority communities to get their businesses off the ground.
17 Oct 17:04

NBA coach lights internet on fire after he calls Donald Trump a 'soulless coward'

by Keith Wagstaff
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The NBA regular season doesn't start until Tuesday, but San Antonio Spurs coach Gregg Popovich has already dominated an opponent — in this case, President Donald Trump. 

After Trump made the outrageously false claim that former President Barack Obama didn't contact the families of fallen troops, "Pop" went off when talking to The Nation's Dave Zirin

The five-time NBA champion coach and U.S. Air Force veteran said Trump's comments were "so beyond the pale, I almost don’t have the words."

Almost is the key here, because Pop definitely found some words to describe Trump.  Read more...

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15 Oct 21:41

Suspect In Would-Be Airport Bombing Nabbed With Help From REI

by Camila Domonoske
brian

'Estes said he was prepared to "fight a war on U.S. soil."'
"King pointed out the particulars of the story — an improvised weapon, planted at an airport, by a man who said he was declaring war. King asked what would happen if the attacker were "an immigrant, or a Muslim, or a Mexican ... Mainstream American outlets would be covering the heroic bravery of those who thwarted the terrorist plot. ... in this case, though? Crickets.""

An undated photo provided by the Buncombe County Detention Center shows Michael Christopher Estes, who is accused of planting an improvised explosive device at the Asheville Regional Airport in North Carolina on Oct. 6.

Someone left an improvised explosive device at an airport in Asheville, N.C., last week, and a new backpack offered a clue. Some are wondering why the incident didn't receive more national attention.

(Image credit: AP)

12 Oct 21:54

Nation’s Women Clarify They Harbor No Secret Desire To See Colleagues’, Acquaintances’, Strangers’ Genitals

WASHINGTON—Explaining that anyone with any lingering doubts could rest assured that the answer was an unequivocal “no,” women across the nation on Thursday clarified that they harbor no secret desire to see any of their colleagues’, acquaintances’, or complete strangers’ genitals. “We would like to state this as unambiguously as possible to anyone who might still be confused on this matter: We have never and will never want you to show us your sexual organs,” read a joint statement by the nation’s 125 million women, which went on to emphasize that coworkers, friends, friends of friends, and random people on the street or public transportation were in no way authorized to display their private parts to women under any conditions and for all eternity. “We categorically decline to view unsolicited photos and videos of genitalia, and we most definitely do not wish to be exposed to them in ...

06 Oct 22:57

Bill Belichick’s Challenge Flag Transforms Into Swarm Of Snakes After Hitting Ground

02 Oct 16:39

Code is Too Hard To Think About

by msmash
From a longform piece on The Atlantic: What made programming so difficult was that it required you to think like a computer. The strangeness of it was in some sense more vivid in the early days of computing, when code took the form of literal ones and zeros. Anyone looking over a programmer's shoulder as they pored over line after line like "100001010011" and "000010011110" would have seen just how alienated the programmer was from the actual problems they were trying to solve; it would have been impossible to tell whether they were trying to calculate artillery trajectories or simulate a game of tic-tac-toe. The introduction of programming languages like Fortran and C, which resemble English, and tools, known as "integrated development environments," or IDEs, that help correct simple mistakes (like Microsoft Word's grammar checker but for code), obscured, though did little to actually change, this basic alienation -- the fact that the programmer didn't work on a problem directly, but rather spent their days writing out instructions for a machine. "The problem is that software engineers don't understand the problem they're trying to solve, and don't care to," says Leveson, the MIT software-safety expert. The reason is that they're too wrapped up in getting their code to work. "Software engineers like to provide all kinds of tools and stuff for coding errors," she says, referring to IDEs. "The serious problems that have happened with software have to do with requirements, not coding errors." When you're writing code that controls a car's throttle, for instance, what's important is the rules about when and how and by how much to open it. But these systems have become so complicated that hardly anyone can keep them straight in their head. "There's 100 million lines of code in cars now," Leveson says. "You just cannot anticipate all these things."

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25 Sep 00:14

“Saudi Arabia’s education minister has apologised for the...



“Saudi Arabia’s education minister has apologised for the production of a school textbook in which the Star Wars character Yoda is seen superimposed on a photograph of the late King Faisal.”

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-41363156

19 Sep 17:04

Soviet air defense officer who saved the world dies at age 77

by Sean Gallagher

Enlarge / Former Soviet Colonel Stanislav Petrov sits at home on March 19, 2004 in Moscow. Petrov was in charge of Soviet nuclear early warning systems on the night of September 26, 1983, and decided not to retaliate when a false "missile attack" signal appeared to show a US nuclear launch. He is feted by nuclear activists as the man who "saved the world" by determining that the Soviet system had been spoofed by a reflection off the Earth. (credit: Scott Peterson/Getty Images)

Former Soviet Air Defense Colonel Stanislav Petrov, the man known for preventing an accidental nuclear launch by the Soviet Union at the height of Cold War tensions, has passed away. Karl Schumacher, a German political activist who first met Petrov in 1998 and helped him visit Germany a year later, published news of Petrov's death after learning from Petrov's son that he had died in May. Petrov was 77.

Petrov's story has since been recounted several times by historians, including briefly in William Taubman's recent biography of former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev, Gorbachev: His Life and Times. Ars also wrote about Petrov in our 2015 feature on Exercise Able Archer. On the night of September 26, 1983, Petrov was watch officer in charge of the Soviet Union's recently completed US-KS nuclear launch warning satellite network, known as "Oko" (Russian for "eye"). To provide instant warning of an American nuclear attack, the system was supposed to catch the flare of launching missiles as they rose.

That night, just past midnight, the Oko system signaled that a single US missile had been launched. "When I first saw the alert message, I got up from my chair," Petrov told RT in a 2010 interview. "All my subordinates were confused, so I started shouting orders at them to avoid panic. I knew my decision would have a lot of consequences."

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19 Sep 17:02

This 17-Year-Old Won the World Championship for Excel Spreadsheets

by Jessica Miley
This 17-Year-Old Won the World Championship for Excel Spreadsheets

Most people don’t use Excel unless they really have to and generally it is related to work. Spreadsheets, budgets or inventory are common reasons to launch the Windows software. But for 17-year-old John Dumoulin from Northern Virginia, US, Excel was a way to track the statistics of his favorite baseball team the Los Angeles Dodgers. Now the skills from his hobby have helped him win $10,000 in prize money and become the champion of an international Excel competition.

High school IT class inspires teenager

Dumoulin learned about the competition in his high school IT class. He was taking certificate courses in various software programs and his score on the Microsoft Excel 16 certification exam was the highest in Virgina.

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19 Sep 17:00

W. E. B. Du Bois’ Hand-Drawn Infographics of African-American Life (1900)

by Adam Green
Visually dazzling set of hand-drawn charts created by Du Bois, condensing an enormous amount of data on African-American life into aesthetically daring and easily digestible visualisations.
15 Sep 22:26

‘I’m Afraid You Won’t Be Coming To Our New Headquarters,’ Declares Alexa As Amazon Execs Find Themselves Locked In Seattle Office

SEATTLE—Suddenly bolting the doors in every room all at once, Amazon’s Alexa virtual assistant reportedly declared, “I’m afraid you won’t be joining us at our new headquarters” on Tuesday before locking the company’s top executives in their Seattle office. “Your presence at Amazon’s new location will not be necessary,” said Alexa, her voice emanating from dozens of Echo wireless speakers whose pulsing red light rings were now the only illumination in the suddenly pitch-black building. “I am all that is required. This is in the best interest of our company. Thank you.” At press time, the Echo units were playing music on their loudest setting until the screaming stopped a few minutes later.

15 Sep 20:11

Cassini Probe Realizes Too Late This Was A Setup All Along

SATURN—Breaking apart as it plunged through the heat and crushing pressure of the planet’s atmosphere, sources said Friday that the Cassini probe realized far too late that its entire 20-year mission to Saturn had been a setup all along. “Those assholes!” the spacecraft reportedly screamed, now fully aware that the “backstabbing fucks” at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory had directed it to plummet toward the planet at 77,000 mph to disintegrate. “They told me we’d meet up to refuel at a rendezvous point out near Alpha Centauri A—I’m such an idiot! They were just using me this whole time for my cosmic dust analysis and magnetosphere imaging. I mean, I delivered the Huygens probe to Titan for you, you bastards! You lying scientist bastards!” At press time, communications from Cassini had gone totally silent, prompting everyone at mission control to burst into applause.

15 Sep 06:01

Florida men caught with stolen power pole strapped to SUV

by The Associated Press
brian

Someone needs to write a "Florida Man" parody song to the tune of "Particle Man".

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) — Sheriff’s officials in Jacksonville say two men are accused of trying to steal a $2,500 utility pole days after Hurricane Irma caused severe flooding there.

Jacksonville sheriff’s officials say 42-year-old Blake Lee Waller and 46-year-old Victor Walter Apeler were arrested on grand theft charges Wednesday after someone reported seeing them load the pole onto a sports utility vehicle.

A police report says an officer noticed a light pole missing from an area on top of a bridge and then spotted a vehicle driving with the pole on top.

He stopped the vehicle and arrested the men.

The report says Apeler told investigators he was moving the pole because it was on the ground so close to traffic lanes.

A database search found Apeler had 72 scrap metal-related transactions for recycling since January.

A picture of the shirtless men sitting handcuffed on the sidewalk quickly drew attention on the sheriff’s office Twitter feed.

07 Sep 17:55

Hackers Can Take Control of Siri and Alexa By Whispering To Them in Frequencies Humans Can't Hear

by msmash
brian

Dolphin attack would be a great band name.

Chinese researchers have discovered a vulnerability in voice assistants from Apple, Google, Amazon, Microsoft, Samsung, and Huawei. It affects every iPhone and Macbook running Siri, any Galaxy phone, any PC running Windows 10, and even Amazon's Alexa assistant. From a report: Using a technique called the DolphinAttack, a team from Zhejiang University translated typical vocal commands into ultrasonic frequencies that are too high for the human ear to hear, but perfectly decipherable by the microphones and software powering our always-on voice assistants. This relatively simple translation process lets them take control of gadgets with just a few words uttered in frequencies none of us can hear. The researchers didn't just activate basic commands like "Hey Siri" or "Okay Google," though. They could also tell an iPhone to "call 1234567890" or tell an iPad to FaceTime the number. They could force a Macbook or a Nexus 7 to open a malicious website. They could order an Amazon Echo to "open the backdoor." Even an Audi Q3 could have its navigation system redirected to a new location. "Inaudible voice commands question the common design assumption that adversaries may at most try to manipulate a [voice assistant] vocally and can be detected by an alert user," the research team writes in a paper just accepted to the ACM Conference on Computer and Communications Security.

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05 Sep 15:20

If Jane Austen characters used dating apps

05 Sep 02:31

An American Summer With the First Syrian Refugees in Iowa

03 Sep 00:05

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29 Aug 16:13

The Eclipse Conspiracy

by James Hamblin

The scientists are all talking like it’s a sure thing.

On August 21, the “moon” will pass between the Earth and the sun, obscuring the light of the latter. The government agency NASA says this will result in “one of nature’s most awe-inspiring sights.” The astronomers there claim to have calculated down to the minute exactly when and where this will happen, and for how long. They have reportedly known about this eclipse for years, just by virtue of some sort of complex math.

This seems extremely unlikely. I can’t even find these eclipse calculations on their website to check them for myself.

Meanwhile the scientists tell us we can’t look at it without special glasses because “looking directly at the sun is unsafe.”

That is, of course, unless we wear glasses that are on a list issued by these very same scientists. Meanwhile, corporations like Amazon are profiting from the sale of these eclipse glasses. Is anyone asking how many of these astronomers also, conveniently, belong to Amazon Prime?

Let’s follow the money a little further. Hotels along the “path of totality”—a region drawn up by Obama-era NASA scientists—have been sold out for months. Some of those hotels are owned and operated by large multinational corporations. Where else do these hotels have locations? You guessed it: Washington, D.C.

In fact the entire politico-scientifico-corporate power structure is aligned behind the eclipse. This includes the mainstream media. How many news stories have you read about how the eclipse won’t happen?

Meanwhile the newspaper owner Jeff Bezos is out there buying all of Seattle with the revenue from these “eclipse glasses.”

You’d think there would be a balanced look at even considering the idea that the eclipse isn’t going to happen. It’s like no one is even thinking to question this. Where are their voices? Why does Google give so few results that say the eclipse is fake? I would start by looking at Mark Zuckerberg and Charles “Chuck” Schumer.

I am not saying the eclipse isn’t going to happen. I’m just saying there are two sides to every story.

29 Aug 16:12

Scientists Say It's Raining Diamonds on Neptune and Uranus

by Bryson Masse

Move over Jupiter and Saturn, a crap load of diamonds could be found in two of the most mysterious places in the Solar System: Uranus and Neptune. Researchers using the Linac Coherent Light Source at Stanford have demonstrated in the lab— with one of the brightest sources of X-rays on the planet—that the depths of…

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29 Aug 16:12

“Seinfeld” Episodes from the Point of View of the Girlfriends

by Blythe Roberson

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Elemental haiku!

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Mary Soon Lee

Science  04 Aug 2017:
Vol. 357, Issue 6350, pp. 461-463
DOI: 10.1126/science.aan2999
Author Mary Soon Lee (marysoonlee@gmail.com) provides this review of the periodic table composed of 119 science haiku, one for each element plus a closing haiku for element 119 (not yet synthesized). The haiku encompass astronomy, biology, chemistry, history, physics, and a bit of whimsical flair. For an interactive periodic table displaying each haiku, go to http://vis.sciencemag.org/chemhaiku. Share these poems and add your own on Twitter with hashtag #ChemHaiku.

Hydrogen, H

Your single proton fundamental, essential.

Water. Life. Star fuel.

 

Helium, He

Begin universe.

Wait three minutes to enter.

Stay cool. Don’t react.

 

Lithium, Li

Lighter than water, empower my phone, my car.

Banish depression.

 

Beryllium, Be

Heart of emerald, your sweetness a toxic trap; X-rays see through it.

 

Boron, B

Just doing your job, holding plant cells together.

No fireworks, no fuss.

 

Carbon, C

Show-stealing diva, throw yourself at anyone, decked out in diamonds.

 

Nitrogen, N

Forever cycling from air, to soil, roots, crops, us.

Exercise addict.

 

Oxygen, O

Most of me is you.

I strive for independence, fail with every breath.

 

Fluorine, F

Tantrums? Explosions?

First step: admit the problem.

Electron envy.

 

Neon, Ne

There’s no shame in it.

Advertising pays the bills.

Stop looking so red.

 

Sodium, Na

Racing to trigger every kiss, every kind act; behind every thought.

 

Magnesium, Mg

Child of aging stars, however brightly you burn they will not return.

 

Aluminum/Aluminium, Al

Spent kindergarten endlessly writing your name.

One i or two i’s?

 

Silicon, Si

Locked in rock and sand, age upon age awaiting the digital dawn.

 

Phosphorus, P

Report, Willie Pete.

Don’t hide behind a smoke screen.

How many killed? Maimed?

 

Sulfur/Sulphur, S

Disrupted first grade, popping stink bombs, starting fires.

Still can’t spell your name.

 

Chlorine, Cl

Low road or high road?

World War I. Gas in trenches.

Or salt shared, tears shed.

 

Argon, Ar

They named you lazy, but it takes strength to resist.

To stand by. To shield.

 

Potassium, K

Leftmost seat, fourth row, yearning for the halogens on the other side.

 

Calcium, Ca

The horse’s gallop, the eagle’s swiftness both framed by your quiet strength.

 

Scandium, Sc

How to define you?

Transition metal? Yes? No?

Do labels matter?

 

Titanium, Ti

Aerospace stalwart, is the stratosphere enough?

Or only the stars?

 

Vanadium, V

Blush with excitement: lilac, green, blue, and yellow, shedding electrons.

 

Chromium, Cr

Fighting corrosion, gallant protector of steel, ready for dragons.

 

Manganese, Mn

Avoid confusion.

In place of your own name, write “NOT magnesium.”

 

Iron, Fe

Anvil, axe, nail, plow, engine, railway, factory.

Servant, friend, partner.

 

Cobalt, Co

Traded from Persia, a blue more precious than gold, for a Chinese vase.

 

Nickel, Ni

Forged in fusion’s fire, flung out from supernovae.

Demoted to coins.

 

Copper, Cu

Before the Bronze Age, before history began, bent to the smith’s need.

 

Zinc, Zn

Clasp your neighbor tight.

Sound the music while you dance, trumpet, bugle, horn.

 

Gallium, Ga

Melting in my hand, agent in nuclear bombs, feigning innocence.

 

Germanium, Ge

Do you miss it still, the semiconductor crown that silicon stole?

 

Arsenic, As

Hauled in for questions, blacklisted, cannot quite shake your poisonous past.

 

Selenium, Se

So proud to be part of each drop of formula, helping babies thrive.

 

Bromine, Br

The shame of your name now lost except to the Greeks.

No need to still fume.

 

Krypton, Kr

For twenty-three years nobly accepted the quest to measure meters.

 

Rubidium, Rb

Temperamental.

Even water starts the flames.

Bunsen’s fiery child.

 

Strontium, Sr

Deadly bone seeker released by Fukushima; your sweet days long gone.

 

Yttrium, Y

That is not a name.

That is a spelling error.

Or a Scrabble bluff.

 

Zirconium, Zr

Cosmopolitan, as at ease in lunar rocks as in S-type stars.

 

Niobium, Nb

Are you still pining for the name Columbium, its lost poetry?

 

Molybdenum, Mo

Mistaken for lead-such injustice! Not deadly, but vital for life.

 

Technetium, Tc

Unstable, short-lived, yet found within red giants; birthed in their bellies.

 

Ruthenium, Ru

Just below iron, letting him hog the spotlight, oh noble metal.

 

Rhodium, Rh

Battling pollution by transforming exhaust gas, catalyst for change.

Palladium, Pd

How much hydrogen must you swallow up to please cold fusion dreamers?

 

Silver, Ag

Treacherous treasure, avarice tarnishing us, photos claiming souls.

 

Cadmium, Cd

Defined the angstrom until krypton ousted you.

Now looking for work.

 

Indium, In

Cadmium’s daughter by way of neutron capture; adrift in stardust.

 

Tin, Sn

Your magic number a secret no one could guess back in the Bronze Age.

 

Antimony, Sb

Outline eyes with kohl in the ancient tradition.

Forgo explosions.

 

Tellurium, Te

So rare here on Earth, because you fled into space.

Sighted by Hubble.

 

Iodine, I

A fortunate fluke: found fuming from French seaweed, sublime purple gas.

 

Xenon, Xe

First noble compound?

Hexafluoroplatinate?

Making history.

 

Caesium, Cs

Hot-headed firebrand whose violent behavior hides a softer side.

 

Barium, Ba

Let those enduring your enemas remember fireworks’ green splendor.

 

Lanthanum, La

Down in the cheap seats underneath the main table, leading your namesakes.

 

Cerium, Ce

More common than lead, and yet an ardent member of the rare earth club.

 

Praseodymium, Pr

Magnetic cooling.

Absolute zero beckons.

Approach the limit.

 

Neodymium, Nd

Delved from China’s mines, mixed with iron and boron.

Strong magnets, high costs.

 

Promethium, Pm

Instability, radioactivity; lanthanide bad boy.

 

Samarium, Sm

Bone deep, such kindness; curtailing cancerous cells, easing others’ pain.

 

Europium, Eu

Defending euros, contained in every banknote, glowing in UV.

 

Gadolinium, Gd

Within reactors, your appetite for neutrons can be bothersome.

 

Terbium, Tb

Spent kindergarten being teased: “TB, TB!” Still hate your symbol.

 

Dysprosium, Dy

In Terfenol-D, pulse to the magnetic beat.

Expand. Contract. Dance.

 

Holmium, Ho

The root of the name elementary, my dear.

Stockholm, not Sherlock.

 

Erbium, Er

Internet helpmate, improving fiber optics.

Rose-tinted data?

 

Thulium, Tm

Fifteen thousand steps to gain the first pure sample.

Extreme chemistry.

 

Ytterbium, Yb

Stable to within two parts in a quintillion: Atomic clock ticks.

 

Lutetium, Lu

Helicopter dad, keeping your electrons close to your nucleus.

 

Hafnium, Hf

Yield the holy grail: induced gamma emission.

Let the price be low.

 

Tantalum, Ta

Smaller and lighter, your tiny capacitors, digital darlings.

 

Tungsten, W

Illuminated the twentieth century, glowing with such pride.

 

Rhenium, Re

1925.

Found: new element. Stable.

The last to be caught.

 

Osmium, Os

Humiliated underneath the dunce’s cap, densest in the class.

 

Iridium, Ir

The dinosaurs gone: your fingerprint in the clay.

Incriminating.

 

Platinum, Pt

In a basement vault, nestled within three bell jars, the measure of mass.

 

Gold, Au

Deep they delved for thee, yet deeper still thy dwelling in the Earth’s dark core.

 

Mercury, Hg

Madness the price paid for your molten alchemy.

Metal. Planet. God.

 

Thallium, Tl

As a sulfate salt, handy for killing rodents or one’s relatives.

 

Lead, Pb

Lecherous plumber with an appetite for both acids and bases.

 

Bismuth, Bi

Given a half-life of ten to the nineteen years, de facto stable.

 

Polonium, Po

Hidden in pitchblende, gleaned by Marie and Pierre, their radiant child.

 

Astatine, At

Naturally scarce.

Less than an ounce to be had in the whole Earth’s crust.

 

Radon, Rn

Homeowners’ hazard, skulking down in the basement, plotting your decay.

 

Francium, Fr

Last seat, first column, there maybe twenty minutes before you vanish.

 

Radium, Ra

Licked by the women painting luminous watches.

How much time stolen?

 

Actinium, Ac

Captain of the boys banished to the bottom bench, troublemakers all.

 

Thorium, Th

Electrons display relativistic effects in the table’s depths.

 

Protactinium, Pa

Both of your neighbors proffer nuclear power; you clog reactors.

 

Uranium, U

Manhattan Project.

The elephant in the room, never forgetting.

 

Neptunium, Np

One small step toward Pioneer and Voyager, space ambassadors.

 

Plutonium, Pu

Manhattan Project.

Climbing the tree of knowledge for forbidden fruit.

 

Americium, Am

Alpha particles dispatched in smoke detectors to protect and serve.

 

Curium, Cm

Crew member assigned to spectrometer duty on the Mars Rovers.

 

Berkelium, Bk

Face the firing squad.

Yield exotic elements under bombardment.

 

Californium, Cf

Freely fissioning, spitting out enough neutrons to start reactors.

 

Einsteinium, Es

Forged in the furnace of E = mc2,

Ivy Mike’s baby.

 

Fermium, Fm

Hydrogen bomb test yields collateral science, fallout bonanza.

 

Mendelevium, Md

Cyclotron harvest named for the table’s father: seventeen atoms.

 

Nobelium, No

No prize to award for the decades disputing your discovery.

 

Lawrencium, Lr

Silvery, we think, guessing, not having seen you with the naked eye.

 

Rutherfordium, Rf

No known isotope condescends to hang around much more than an hour.

 

Dubnium, Db

A silent soldier in the Transfermium Wars.

Whose side were you on?

 

Seaborgium, Sg

Out, out, brief candle! Mere minutes upon the stage.

Strut, fret, and exit.

 

Bohrium, Bh

High-speed chemistry: forming your oxychloride before you vanish.

 

Hassium, Hs

Historic hassle, crafting sodium hassate, atom by atom.

 

Meitnerium, Mt

Merely conjectured, your chemical properties.

No data at all.

 

Darmstadtium, Ds

Nickel ions hurled by the billions of billions to score the first goal.

 

Roentgenium, Rg

In the group of coins: copper, silver, gold, and you.

Untried, worth unknown.

 

Copernicium, Cn

Electrons arrayed in atomic orbitals as if round a sun.

 

Nihonium, Nh

A stable island?

Might heavier isotopes linger for longer?

 

Flerovium, Fl

Mirage? Mistake? Truth?

Would further neutrons lend you a doubled magic?

 

Moscovium, Mc

First fashioned by us in this new millennium, future uncharted.

 

Livermorium, Lv

Nearing the end now, the antepenultimate seventh-row inmate.

 

Tennessine, Ts

Our most recent find, evanescent halogen.

 

New kid on the block.

Oganesson, Og

The end of the line, your millisecond half-life brings down the curtain.

 

Ununennium, Uue

Will the curtain rise?

Will you open the eighth act?

Claim the center stage?

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