It's time to stop gatekeeping — let's see which new weirdo you're like the most!
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11 Aug 15:01
It's Time To Find Out Which New "Stranger Things" Season 4 Character You Are
Michael BurattiI've watched all of Season 4, part 1. I enjoyed it, but cringed at all the bullying scenes. I couldn't handle how mean they were.
I got:
Jason Carver
You never give up. You truly care for your loved ones and you will do anything for them, even if you have to go too far. Remember — actions have consequences!
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09 Mar 20:34
It's Time To Find Out Whether You're More Joe Exotic Or Carole Baskin
Michael BurattiSince things have been pretty dormant on the old reader, save for Brian's occasional article, I thought I would post a quiz.
25 Oct 01:03
These 36 Things Scream "I Was The Rich Friend" — How Many Did You Have Growing Up?
Michael BurattiI guess I was definitely not the rich friend as we had 0 / 36 of the things on this list.
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26 Aug 04:02
We Know What Bird Matches Your Personality Based On The Food You Eat At This Buffet
Michael BurattiI don't know if you know this, but I'm a big bird fan.
18 Jun 14:27
This 20-Question Quiz Will Tell You Which 5 Career Options You're Most Suited For
Michael BurattiSure, let's see what I should be when I grow up.
05 Jun 15:30
This Is Weird, But Everyone Is 99% Muppet And 1% "Sesame Street" Character — Who Are You?
Michael BurattiI am a huge fan of the Muppets and I grew up with Sesame Street.
13 May 13:47
Pick Some Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, And Snacks And We'll Guess Your Age With 100% Accuracy
Michael BurattiIt will at least tell me what age it thinks my eating preferences are.
13 May 02:28
If You Can Identify 20/24 Muppets, You're Probably Over 30
Michael BurattiFor some reason I love the Muppets even though I have generally disappointed with the product.
29 Apr 20:23
Sorry, If You’re Under 40 There’s No Way You’ll Pass This Quiz
Michael BurattiOLD SCHOOL!
29 Apr 20:18
You Can Only Say You're A "Parks And Rec" Expert If You Finish 6/8 Of These Iconic Quotes
Michael BurattiBecause I love Parks and Rec.
29 Apr 20:14
Sort These "Star Wars" Characters Into Hogwarts Houses And We'll Reveal Your True Lightsaber Color
Michael BurattiI don't quite know what happened - it's a quiz that asks you to sort the Star Wars characters into Hogwarts houses.
29 Apr 20:09
This Quiz Will Determine, Definitively, If You Are A Solo, Skywalker, Or Palpatine
Michael BurattiWhat's going on? Why isn't anyone else sharing stuff on The Old Reader anymore?
10 Dec 19:39
Everyone Has A "Silicon Valley" Character That Matches Their Personality — Here's Yours
Michael BurattiI haven't seen the last season or two of Silicon Valley, but I enjoyed the shows I watched.
10 Dec 19:36
Everyone Has A "Simpsons" Family Member Who Matches Their Personality — Here's Yours
Michael BurattiI watched the Simpsons back in high school and they're still making new episodes?!? Is this season 30?
11 Nov 19:55
Answer These Questions And We'll Reveal Which Pixar Character Matches Your Personality
Michael BurattiWe all like Pixar, right? I haven't seen a Pixar movie in forever, but I remember liking Wall-E.
18 Oct 13:15
If You Were A Vegetable, Which Would You Be?
Michael BurattiThis is a really hard-hitting quiz.
17 Oct 19:45
Can you tell your jewels from your garnets? A guide to common supermarket sweet potato varieties to know and love. Read More
A Field Guide to Sweet Potato Varieties (and the Dirt on Yams)
by Elazar Sontag
Michael BurattiAs someone who really enjoys sweet potatoes, this was a fun read.
Can you tell your jewels from your garnets? A guide to common supermarket sweet potato varieties to know and love. Read More
20 Sep 15:55
Only The Darkest Of Souls Have Seen 26/32 Of These Movies
Michael BurattiOctober is right around the corner, so you can expect more of this kind of quiz.
16 Sep 15:14
We Know Which "Friends" Character You Are Based On The House You Build
Michael BurattiI don't think this show stands the test of time, but I did watch a good amount of it back in the day.
05 Sep 13:58
Put Your Marvel Knowledge To The Test By Identifying If These Actors Have Starred In Any Marvel Film Before
Michael BurattiA little tricky.
30 Apr 18:32
Which "New" Avenger Are You?
Michael BurattiI'm a little behind on the Marvel universe, but I am curious about this one.
13 Mar 18:52
If You Were A Pro Chef, What Would You Be Like?
Michael BurattiIf we won the lottery, Leah and I would be tempted to open a restaurant.
11 Feb 14:49
What U.S. City Should You Visit For A Long Weekend?
Michael BurattiI just went to NOLA so I need to know where to go next.
18 Jan 05:46
You Say You're Lazy, But ~How~ Lazy Are You?
Michael BurattiI know that I'm kind of lazy, but let's see what the quiz says.
16 Jan 15:34
If You Were A French Fry, What Kind Would You Be?
Michael BurattiI love most french fries. What do you all think about the Arby's fries? I like them. Man, I haven't been to Arby's in forever.
08 Jan 21:05
We Know Which Character From "The Office" You Really Are Based On Your Fave Condiments
Michael BurattiI really love The Office so I'm usually going to take Office related quizzes.
