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24 May 21:03

kendralynora: when will ppl realise that “enemies to lovers” is when two ppl on two separate sides...

kendralynora:

when will ppl realise that “enemies to lovers” is when two ppl on two separate sides of an issue eventually come together through a common understanding IT IS NOT a man with no respect for a woman relentlessly wearing her down after multiple rejections until she eventually caves in as a result of an unhealthy sexist social norm that was drilled into her head her whole life

24 May 19:43

McConnell: Doing legislation the way the Senate is supposed to is a 'waste of time'

by rss@dailykos.com (Joan McCarter)

Sen. Mitch McConnell has a not-very professional approach to doing his job of leading the whole Senate—not just the Republican one.

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Can we just revisit for a moment the months and months during which former Democratic Sen. Max Baucus, then-chairman of the Finance Committee, chased after Republican Sens. Chuck Grassley and Mike Enzi and Olympia Snowe and any other Republican who might allow him to call the bill “bipartisan?” Because that’s how the Senate was supposed to work. 

Meanwhile, Sen. Chris Murphy of Connecticut has a good answer to McConnell.

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24 May 18:30

"In April, the city sent out letters to all relief recipients: “Your welfare check is being held for..."

“In April, the city sent out letters to all relief recipients: “Your welfare check is being held for you at the police department. Please report to the police department and pick up your check there. This procedure is effective for this check only. Future checks will be mailed to you as in the past.” And so they came: women, mostly, many with infants in their arms, and elderly home-relief recipients leaning on canes. Some came on foot, others in buses, still others, police reported, in Cadillacs. (The police report was the first of many politically charged misapprehensions to come, since the Cadillacs belonged to members of the town’s Junior League who were shepherding the oldest and frailest citizens to city hall to save them the shame of hobbling through the center of town.) The welfare recipients all milled about the police station confusedly as officers tried hopelessly to organize an orderly queue. The mayor, William D. Ryan, who had not been apprised of the muster, stormed in from his office to find out what was going on. “This is nothing more than a routine audit,” Mitchell told him. “We’re just trying to weed out the chisellers.” The mayor, the only Democratic voice on the five-member city council, ordered Mitchell to stop. “I’ll stop,” Mitchell retorted, “when I’m finished.”
No cases of fraud were found.”

- Rick Perlstein, Before the Storm. Apparently, this is the original case of the “welfare queens driving Cadillacs”
(via antoine-roquentin)
24 May 18:28

jads-abum-rat: i cannot believe, either! (found on the door of...

ThePrettiestOne

I believe it



jads-abum-rat:

i cannot believe, either!

(found on the door of the ornithology room on campus)

24 May 16:39

10+ Times Dogs Tried To Bend Human Rules, And It Was Hilariously Adorable

by Viktorija G.
ThePrettiestOne

OK, I completely get the "not in the kitchen" rules (mine is tiny and NO CATS are to be in the kitchen with me, you can guess which is the important part of THAT rule to the cats) and I get the no huge dogs in the nursery, but honestly, I don't even understand why you'd have a dog and now allow them on the couch or even in bedrooms.

Hungry Puppy Pretends He’s Not Begging For Food By Looking The Other Way

Hungry Puppy Pretends He's Not Begging For Food By Looking The Other Way

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No Paws Allowed On The Couch

No Paws Allowed On The Couch

My Dog Knows She’s Not Allowed In My Room So She Thinks If We Don’t Make Eye Contact I Won’t Kick Her Out

My Dog Knows She's Not Allowed In My Room So She Thinks If We Don't Make Eye Contact I Won't Kick Her Out

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He’s Forbidden From Putting Paws On The Desk When He Wants His Ball Thrown. That’s His Way For Going Around The Rule

He's Forbidden From Putting Paws On The Desk When He Wants His Ball Thrown. That's His Way For Going Around The Rule

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She Knows She’s Not Allowed On The Couch… But We’d Never Said Anything About A Fallen Pillow. Little Opportunist

She Knows She's Not Allowed On The Couch... But We'd Never Said Anything About A Fallen Pillow. Little Opportunist

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Aegis Is A Piggy And Always Finishes His Food First. He’s Not Allowed To Touch Wulfgar’s Food So He Just Lays There Like

Aegis Is A Piggy And Always Finishes His Food First. He's Not Allowed To Touch Wulfgar's Food So He Just Lays There Like

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My Family’s 12,5 Year Old Dog Knows He Isn’t Allowed In The Kitchen During Dinner Time, But He Still Likes To Get As Close As Possible

My Family's 12,5 Year Old Dog Knows He Isn't Allowed In The Kitchen During Dinner Time, But He Still Likes To Get As Close As Possible

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The Dog Is Not Allowed To Put His Chin On The Table. He Is Bending The Rules

The Dog Is Not Allowed To Put His Chin On The Table. He Is Bending The Rules

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She Knows She’s Not Allowed In My Office But She Accidentally Threw Her Carrot In Here. So Now She’s Inching Her Way In, Hoping I Won’t Notice

She Knows She's Not Allowed In My Office But She Accidentally Threw Her Carrot In Here. So Now She's Inching Her Way In, Hoping I Won't Notice

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She’s Not Allowed On The Couch

She's Not Allowed On The Couch

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He Knows He’s Not Allowed In The Kitchen While I Cook But Sometimes He Pushes It

He Knows He's Not Allowed In The Kitchen While I Cook But Sometimes He Pushes It

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My Samoyed Thinks If She’s Not Facing Me When I’m Eating, She’s Not Being Rude (She Knows Begging Isn’t Allowed). This Is Her Compromise

My Samoyed Thinks If She's Not Facing Me When I'm Eating, She's Not Being Rude (She Knows Begging Isn't Allowed). This Is Her Compromise

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My Dog Isn’t Allowed On Furniture, So This Is What He Resorts To

My Dog Isn't Allowed On Furniture, So This Is What He Resorts To

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My Dog Is Not Allowed On The Couch, But He’s Allowed To Sleep On This Blanket. Smartass

My Dog Is Not Allowed On The Couch, But He's Allowed To Sleep On This Blanket.  Smartass

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My Boxer Isn’t Allowed To Be On The Couch. He Won This One On A Technicality

My Boxer Isn't Allowed To Be On The Couch. He Won This One On A Technicality

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My Little Boy Knows That He’s Not Allowed To Have All Four Feet In Our Bedroom

My Little Boy Knows That He's Not Allowed To Have All Four Feet In Our Bedroom

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The Dog Isn’t Allowed On The Couch, So After The Babies Threw The Cushions On The Floor, She Seized Her Opportunity And Stared At Me Triumphantly

The Dog Isn't Allowed On The Couch, So After The Babies Threw The Cushions On The Floor, She Seized Her Opportunity And Stared At Me Triumphantly

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My Dogs Are Not Allowed In The Kitchen When I Cook. The Kitchen Starts At The White Tiles

My Dogs Are Not Allowed In The Kitchen When I Cook. The Kitchen Starts At The White Tiles

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Dog Knows He’s Not Allowed On Top Of Table But Wants Popcorn So Bad! Well, Technically He’s Not

Dog Knows He's Not Allowed On Top Of Table But Wants Popcorn So Bad! Well, Technically He's Not

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My Dog’s Solution To Not Being Allowed In The Kitchen When We Are Cooking

My Dog's Solution To Not Being Allowed In The Kitchen When We Are Cooking

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My Husband Went Into The Garage For A Second. His Entourage (Who Are Not Allowed In The Garage) Followed Him As Best They Could

My Husband Went Into The Garage For A Second. His Entourage (Who Are Not Allowed In The Garage) Followed Him As Best They Could

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New Baby On The Way. I Was In The Nursery Setting Up. Dogs Not Allowed In Bedrooms… However A Few Paws Don’t Bother Me Much

New Baby On The Way. I Was In The Nursery Setting Up. Dogs Not Allowed In Bedrooms... However A Few Paws Don't Bother Me Much

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Not Allowed On The Couch? No Problem

Not Allowed On The Couch? No Problem

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My Dog Knows He’s Not Allowed Upstairs, But He Found A Way To Cheat The System

My Dog Knows He's Not Allowed Upstairs, But He Found A Way To Cheat The System

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I Leave My Daughter In The Car Seat While I Shower So I Can Keep An Eye On Her. My Corgi Still Loves Her But We Don’t Allow Him In The Bathroom

I Leave My Daughter In The Car Seat While I Shower So I Can Keep An Eye On Her. My Corgi Still Loves Her But We Don't Allow Him In The Bathroom

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24 May 15:02

And Now, a Trenchant Glimpse Into My Dream Life

by John Scalzi
ThePrettiestOne

And the boyfriend says I spoil SuperButtButt because she's been under the weather, and I cooked and chopped up a chicken breast for her.

In my dream last night, I was annoyed at my cats for not sufficiently appreciating the in-ground pool I had installed specifically for them.

Can you blame me? I think not.


24 May 13:18

lanas-aphrontistery: quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced...

lanas-aphrontistery:

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

All the good faith that I had had had had no effect on the outcome of that sentence

24 May 12:40

10+ Art History Tweets That Prove Nothing Has Changed In 100s Of Years (Part 2)

by Andrius

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24 May 11:42

whosawhatawutchamacallit: friendly reminder that Satan too hates...



whosawhatawutchamacallit:

friendly reminder that Satan too hates Trump

24 May 11:35

autism problem #912

ThePrettiestOne

Autism thing? Or dealing with less than optimal writing thing?

When a sentence is phrased awkwardly and you have to read it and reread it at least five times to understand the gist of the sentence.

24 May 01:57

verygothic: fluffmugger: rembrandtswife: wilwheaton: micdotco...

ThePrettiestOne

This is what we have come to as a species. A man who ran in to help bleeding children has to tell the reporter that he's a human being.



















verygothic:

fluffmugger:

rembrandtswife:

wilwheaton:

micdotcom:

Homeless man interviewed by ‘ITV News’ recounts story of bravery during Manchester attack

Look for the helpers.

#please tell me someone is gonna help this guy and the other homeless people who were so selfless#manchester bombing 

^^^this

Share the shit out of this. Share the ever-loving shit out of this.  The UK is facing a vote with a party that has been very vocal about fucking over the homeless.  Remind them why this policy is trash.    Raise a huge swell of sympathy.  Make it political suicide to go ahead with their plans.  

https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/HomelessHeroManchester?utm_id=106&utm_term=dgxy3pyDd here is a link to the justgiving page that has been set up for this man’s heroism - so far almost £20,000 has been raised!!

23 May 23:04

baku: cutekittensarefun: He thinks he’s being sneaky whose being...



baku:

cutekittensarefun:

He thinks he’s being sneaky

whose being sneaky

23 May 23:01

leiasbluelightsaber:“The Force will be with you. Always.”



leiasbluelightsaber:

“The Force will be with you. Always.”

23 May 23:01

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23 May 22:51

bob-artist: bob-artist: I just made the mistake of sneezing in my bedroom.  The birds now know...

bob-artist:

bob-artist:

I just made the mistake of sneezing in my bedroom.  The birds now know that I’m awake, and Morning Scream Fest has begun.

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Morning Scream Fest usually starts between 7 and 8am at my house.  Today at 7:35, I realized it had been awfully quiet.  Had I just been so quiet working at my computer that the birds didn’t realize I was awake?  So I performed an experiment.  Out of nowhere, I started yelling, “BIRDS!  BIRDS!  BIRDS!”  And then I yelled their names.

And I was met with ABSOLUTE SILENCE from the birds.

Then I ran down to check on them because I was like “they’re not screaming, wtf are they okay???” and I started to get worried.  But they were totally fine and awake.  Just confused.  Apparently birds don’t know what to do if you scream in the morning before they do.

But then I realized the horrible truth.

I had become one of them.

I am one of them now.

I scream.

23 May 22:50

tastefullyoffensive: Don’t worry, Wilson’s pancakes were...

ThePrettiestOne

What? No bacon?









tastefullyoffensive:

Don’t worry, Wilson’s pancakes were chocolate free. (via ChaserStout)

23 May 22:29

iamabagfullofcats: yatahisofficiallyridiculous: mrs-jamie-weller...



iamabagfullofcats:

yatahisofficiallyridiculous:

mrs-jamie-wellerstein:

ONE OF MY FAVORITE COLD OPENS EVER

I laughed out loud in Starbucks because of this

This is a masterwork of storytelling which is also a rollercoaster from beginning to end.

23 May 21:51

Guy Leaves Egg In Car During Hot Day To Show Why You Should Never Leave Your Dog There

by Elizabeth

Someone just posted an instructional series of photos of what happens to an egg in a frying pan left in a parked car on a hot day for 15 minutes – all in the hope of raising awareness about NOT leaving dogs in a car.


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According to PETA, every year dogs suffer and even die when their owners leave them in a parked car – even if it’s ‘just a minute’ to run an errand. The organization calls parked cars a ‘deathtrap for dogs’. “On a 78-degree day, the temperature inside a parked car can soar to between 100 and 120 degrees in just minutes, and on a 90-degree day, the interior temperature can reach as high as 160 degrees in less than 10 minutes.”

This can lead to brain damage or sudden heatstroke death in just 15 minutes. Remember that for dogs beating heat is extra tough, because the only way of cooling themselves they have is by panting and by sweating through their paw pads.

PETA also warns of the danger of hot pavement – if it’s too hot for you to touch pavement with your hand, it will be too hot for your four-legged friend. “If you wouldn’t put your dog in a frying pan, please don’t make him or her walk on hot pavement.”

(h/t)

Someone showed what happens to an egg left in a parked car for some time on a hot day

Image credits: cantspellhealthcarewithoutthc

“The interior temperature can reach as high as 160 degrees in less than 10 minutes”

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It can lead to brain damage or sudden heatstroke death in just 15 minutes

Image credits: cantspellhealthcarewithoutthc

Every year dogs die when their owners leave them in a parked car

Image credits: cantspellhealthcarewithoutthc

“If you wouldn’t put your dog in a frying pan, please don’t make him… walk on hot pavement”

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Image credits: M C Morgan

Beating heat is extra tough for canines and parked cars can become a ‘deathtrap for dogs’

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The only way they cool themselves is by panting and by sweating through their paw pads

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Image credits: Wroblewskki

If it’s too hot for you to touch pavement with your hand, it will be too hot for your dog

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Image credits: onegreenplanet.org

23 May 19:48

sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women...

sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT

“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY

23 May 18:49

hobbitkaiju: bangawang: seananmcguire: bibliophile20: just-shower-thoughts: billionaire could...

hobbitkaiju:

bangawang:

seananmcguire:

bibliophile20:

just-shower-thoughts:

billionaire could give me %.01 of his wealth and change my life while he is virtually unaffected.

0.01% of $1,000,000,000 is $100,000.

Which, for some people, is as much as they’d make in five years of 60 hour weeks of labor.

And this is one hundredth of one percent of the bare minimum of being a billionaire.

Also, if the billionaire has a decent bank account setup (which, let’s face it, billionaire has), that $100,000 will just come back the next time interest happens.  It is a perpetually regenerating $100,000.

With $100,000 I could fix my credit, buy a house in my family’s hometown and a car, drive back there to live, and have a small cushion left over to get me through till I find a local job—which wouldn’t have to be high-paying, mind, since my house would be paid off. If I brought my mom with me, she could afford to quit her three jobs and start collecting on her Social Security. We could live quite well and I might not even have to finish college to get a job with a wage that would pay our bills and expenses. “Life-changing” is no exaggeration.

reasons USA capitalism and especially “trickle down economics” are both bullshit: because they allow situations like this

23 May 18:48

Transcript of New Orleans Mayor Landrieu's address on Confederate monuments

Transcript of New Orleans Mayor Landrieu's address on Confederate monuments:

womaninterrupted:

“So when people say to me that the monuments in question are history, well what I just described is real history as well, and it is the searing truth.

And it immediately begs the questions: why there are no slave ship monuments, no prominent markers on public land to remember the lynchings or the slave blocks; nothing to remember this long chapter of our lives; the pain, the sacrifice, the shame … all of it happening on the soil of New Orleans.

So for those self-appointed defenders of history and the monuments, they are eerily silent on what amounts to this historical malfeasance, a lie by omission.”

This is an amazing speech. Well done.

23 May 18:39

One Victim Dead In Gas Station Cheese Botulism Outbreak, Case Still Under Investigation

by Laura Northrup
ThePrettiestOne

OK, so this is sad, and it sucks, and really, blaming the victim is never productive or appropriate but...
Do not eat anything that can be described most succinctly as "Gas Station Cheese"

One of the people who contracted botulism from nacho cheese sauce served in a California gas station has died. The state health department is still trying to figure out how the store’s cheese became contaminated with a very rare and incredibly deadly pathogen.

The cheese in question is from Gehl Foods in Wisconsin, the Sacramento Bee reports, and comes in large, shelf-stable pouches. In the food service industry, it’s served to customers from a vat on a steam table or from a cheese dispenser.

The dispenser from the gas station was tested, and was confirmed as the source of botulism that has now made at least 10 people sick, killing one of them. The remaining patients are still hospitalized and on ventilators, since one of the effects of botulism poisoning is paralysis, including of the muscles needed to breathe.

Gehl Foods has tested other pouches of cheese from the same batch that made people sick in California, and they were not contaminated. An outside lab confirmed these findings.

The county has cited the gas station for failure to protect food from contamination, but the key question to protect other nacho eaters is how and when the cheese became contaminated. State officials removed the cheese from the gas station, and don’t believe that anyone else in the state is in danger.

Botulism is a rare type of food poisoning, and usually linked to home-canned food gone wrong. It is not associated with giant aseptic pouches of delicious bright orange cheese-like substances that are served hot.

The last massive outbreak of the disease occurred at an Ohio church potluck, where at least people became sick from potato salad made from potatoes that had been improperly canned at home. Early symptoms of botulism include vomiting, double vision, difficulty swallowing, and paralysis that comes on gradually.

23 May 18:37

ruby-white-rabbit: dovewithscales: thespectacularspider-girl: ZE...



ruby-white-rabbit:

dovewithscales:

thespectacularspider-girl:

ZEUS NO

This never ends well.

Who did he knock up now

23 May 18:37

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: cryoverkiltmilk: princebunbuns: futchwitch: persephone: whos a good...

ThePrettiestOne

I just love this one.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cryoverkiltmilk:

princebunbuns:

futchwitch:

persephone: whos a good boys??
cerberus: :0 ??? :O ???? :o ????
persephone: youre a good boys!! all of you!! such good boys!!
cerberus: :D!!!!!!! :O!!!!!!! :Dc !!!!!!!!!

Persephone is a good dogs mom.

A HAPPY DOGGO

23 May 17:51

dzamieponders: warriorprincebellamy: shakespeare’s character descriptions/stage directions/contexts...

ThePrettiestOne

I really wanna see the final duel in Hamlet to be a huge cat-inspired slap fight.

dzamieponders:

warriorprincebellamy:

shakespeare’s character descriptions/stage directions/contexts are so vague it makes me so happy. wanna make Laertes hamlet’s ex boyfriend? doesn’t say HE’S NOT. wanna make juliet a trans girl? WHERE IN THE SCIRPT DOES IT SAY SHE ISN’T??? fucking put King Lear in SPACE set that shit on the enterprise THERE ARE NO RULES IN SHAKESPEARE 

The best part is that pretty much all of the fights are “they fight” with no mention of whether it’s with swords or throwing knives or kung-fu or if they just do the slappy-hands thing at each other.

Fun fact, related to “they fight”: in the script for Fellowship of the Ring, when the hobbits run down the stairs inside the Mines of Moria, and there’s an epic fight with all those orcs, and it takes like five minutes in the final cut? In the script, it just says, “they run down the stairs.”

Interpretation, y'all.

23 May 17:04

Since Trump's election, number of houses of worship offering sanctuary to immigrants has doubled

by rss@dailykos.com (Gabe Ortiz)

A month after popular vote loser Donald Trump’s election, some 450 houses of worship nationwide pledged to become sanctuaries for undocumented immigrants, with one church in the Los Angeles area calling for “holy resistance” to his mass deportation force. And houses of worship have heeded the call, with the number of congregations vowing to protect immigrants from ICE doubling to 800, according to a new report from 60 Minutes. Undocumented parents like Jeanette Vizguerra—recently named one of Time’s 100 most influential people—have fled to churches for safety and as a last recourse. 60 Minutes talked to another immigrant who has gone into sanctuary, transcribed below:

Sixto Paz: This is my country. I'm working hard.

Sixto Paz would have been deported 10 months ago if he hadn't confined himself to Shadow Rock United Church of Christ in Phoenix. Ismael Delgado moved in four months ago.

Ismael Delgado: We came to work.

Paz crossed illegally in 1985. Under the policy of President Reagan he was granted a work permit, which was revoked under the policies of George W. Bush. His four children are citizens by birth. His youngest is five.

Sixto Paz: I spent 32 years over here, and I don't wanna leave him alone. And I paid my taxes for 28 years.

[60 Minutes’] Scott Pelley: Paid your taxes 28 years?

Sixto Paz: Yes, yes.

Scott Pelley: There are people watching the interview who are saying, you shouldn't have come here.

Sixto Paz: When someone, you're hungry, you not have a job, you not have money. What are you gonna do? I not come to United States to take vacation, man. I'm here because I had to. I'm come over here, and I respect all the law, I respect the people, I'm working hard to do the best. I've got a clean record.  And I learned a lot over here, I learned a language. It's not, I don't speak very well, but I'm working on that. And my son, my daughters, they're professionals.

Scott Pelley: You have two older daughters who are medical assistants?

Sixto Paz: Yes.

Scott Pelley: They both graduated from college here in the United States?

Sixto Paz: Yes, yes, sir.

Scott Pelley: Sounds like the American Dream.

Sixto Paz: Yes.

23 May 17:01

This Shelter Created ‘Kitty Bjorn’ To Help Feral Kittens Get Used To Their Humans

by Dominyka Jurkštaitė
ThePrettiestOne

Feral Kitten Cage-Match Bjorn

Animal Rescue League Of Boston (ARL) came up with a simple yet genius invention – ‘Kitty Bjorn’. Yup, it’s just like the famous carry-on vests for human babies, but these ones are for feral kittens.


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See, feral felines up to 4 months old can still be socialized into a family and get adopted, but only if they get a lot of exposure to people. As shelter staff members can’t always give them as much attention as the kitties need, they needed a solution that would allow them to socialize feral kittens AND be able to carry on with their daily tasks.

“The idea was to have something that allowed the kittens to socialize, and be hands-free, thus allowing staff and volunteers to multi-task (answering phones, talking with clients etc.),” Michael DeFina from ARL Boston told The Dodo. “The design allows the kitten to be flooded with stimuli in a safe way while being constantly monitored by whoever is wearing the vest.”

The shelter has been successfully using the vests for the last 7 years, making the process of socializing ferals much faster. They can be ready for adoption in just 48 hours or sooner. No wonder the shelter is looking into making more Kitty Bjorns and is open for collaborations.

More info: Animal Rescue League Of Boston | Facebook (h/t: thedodo)

Animal Rescue League Of Boston (ARL) came up with a simple yet genius invention – ‘Kitty Bjorn’

It’s just like the famous carry-on vests for human babies, but these ones are for feral kittens

See, feral felines up to 4 months old can still be socialized into a family and get adopted…

But only if they get a lot of exposure to people

Busy staff members needed a solution that would allow them to socialize feral kittens

“The idea was to have something that allowed the kittens to socialize, and be hands-free”

“Thus allowing staff and volunteers to multi-task (answering phones, talking with clients etc.)”

“The design allows the kitten to be flooded with stimuli in a safe way while being constantly monitored…”

The vest has proven to be a success in making the adoption process much quicker
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23 May 16:53

Dog Left To Die With A Taped Mouth And Legs Can’t Stop Wiggling His Tail After Being Rescued By Plumbers

by Elizabeth
ThePrettiestOne

dear humans
STOP IT JUST STOPSTOP DON'T DO THIS SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

It was supposed to be just an ordinary commute to work for plumber Carlos Carillo and his colleague when they saw something unexpected in a ditch off the country road. “We didn’t know he was a dog at first,” Carrillo, an employee of Shoreline Plumbing in Texas, told The Dodo. “We reversed and saw him.” The doggie’s mouth was taped shut and he’d been tied up with tubing. He was clearly left there to die…


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Carillo and his friend rushed to cut the pooch free. “He seemed OK,” said Carrillo. “He was very loving and liked the attention. He was probably just there for a day or so.”

The plumbers got the dog into their truck and took him to Peewee’s Pet Adoption, a nearby no-kill shelter. “Look at that face,” wrote Carrillo about how happy the dog seemed to be alive. “He knows he was saved!”

It turned out the dog was in good health despite having heartworms, for which they started a treatment. “His tail won’t stop wagging,” a spokesperson at the Peewee’s Pet Adoption told The Dodo. “He’s such a sweetheart.”

The person who so heartlessly left the dog to die wasn’t found, but at least thanks to the plumbers, the dog got a second chance at life. All he needs now is a loving forever home.

More info: Peewee’s Pet Adoption | Facebook (h/t: thedodo)

Plumber Carlos Carillo was on his way to work when he saw something unexpected

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“We didn’t know he was a dog at first… We reversed and saw him”

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The little fellow’s mouth was taped shut and he’d been tied up with tubing – he was left to die

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The dog couldn’t be happier to be alive and is on the look for a loving forever home now

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23 May 16:42

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Nature of Weenies

by tech@thehiveworks.com
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23 May 16:26

Cancer Faker Who Raked In $130K In Donations Gets 6-Month Sentence

by Laura Northrup
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And this is just one reason why universal insurance is better than relying on the market, and just crowdfunding your illnesses.

After lying about having terminal breast cancer and collecting almost $130,000 in donations for her treatment, a woman pleaded no contest to grand theft and has been sentenced to six months in county jail, 30 days of community labor, and five years of felony probation. She also has to repay the fraudulently obtained donations.

At the time the scheme began, the woman was around 30 years old and claimed to have stage 4 breast cancer, or cancer that had spread from the original tumor in her breast to other areas of her body.

There was no cancer, though, a prosecutor in Los Angeles told reporters. “There was nothing to indicate she ever actually had the disease,” Deputy District Attorney David Richman told NBC Los Angeles outside of the court.

Some victims say that instead of claiming that she had cancer, she also claimed that she needed money to pay for experimental treatments for her father, who had colon cancer, or that her father had died of colon cancer in 2012. Victims later learned that her father died in 2016 of a heart attack.

Her victims included friends, former boyfriends, and people from her religious community, and the scheme ran from 2010 to 2013. She promised to pay some victims back, and solicited donations for others.

“She said, ‘Can I have money to get better? I’m dying. I need this money to get better.’ No good person is going to say no to that,” one of her victims recounted to NBC Los Angeles back when the scam was first being uncovered.

“I don’t think she is remorseful in the least bit,” an ex-boyfriend who gave her $1,200 for her father’s imaginary colon cancer treatment told the Los Angeles Times.