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19 Jun 23:13

angeldrake3: justneckbeardthings: GIRLS PROTECT OTHER...



angeldrake3:

justneckbeardthings:

GIRLS PROTECT OTHER GIRLS

Stay away from men who refer to women as females

19 Jun 23:02

jcleyendecker: goddamnshinyrock: Someone in the notes of the...


okay, we know, you fucked the professor. we GET IT. Stop fondling the globe.


awwww kiddo, congrats!


JC Leyendecker never met a child in his life


Norman Rockwell, on the other hand, definitely did.


football players or greek sculpture? the only difference is amount of clothing.


less sculptural, more pre-adolescent.


you just keep stroking that golf club, posh boy.


take it down like four notches, buddy.


this is how I read everything. leaning on the mantle in my dressing gown and tie.


'the law student' who is really REALLY into Abe Lincoln.

jcleyendecker:

goddamnshinyrock:

Someone in the notes of the last Leyendecker post I reblogged mentioned having difficulty telling his work and Rockwell’s apart, and I know from experience that many people get them confused, which is somewhat astonishing as, to my eyes, their styles are very distinct. Leyendecker was Rockwell’s idol and mentor, but they were very different people and were interested in portraying different aspects of humanity, even when the basic subject matter was the same.

Surface-level, here are some differences:

  • Leyendecker smoothed out faults and imperfections (in the young. he stylized them in the old); Rockwell exaggerated them to mild or moderate caricature
  • Leyendecker approached his paintings as sculpture- even the merest clothing folds are carved out of the paint; Rockwell approached his paintings as drawings- the underlying contour always shines through.
  • Leyendecker used broad hatching brushstrokes and areas of smooth shine; Rockwell used more naturalistic texture and lighting
  • Leyendecker created idolized, larger-than-life figures that feel Hellenistic in their perfection; Rockwell created intimate scenes populated by figures that feel familiar in their specificity
  • Leyendecker’s best and most comfortable work was as a fashion/lifestyle illustrator; Rockwell’s best and most comfortable work was as an editorial/humor illustrator 
  • Leyendecker created beautiful still lives with his figures; Rockwell told compelling stories
  • Leyendecker often created erotic tension in his paintings; Rockwell almost never did.

See below: Two paintings of soldiers with women, but in Rockwell’s there is a clear punchline, and while the poses are contrived for the sake of composition, they’re not self-conscious. The women are pretty- as demanded by the central joke- but not truly sexualized anywhere but in the mind of the young soldier who is being overloaded with cake and attention. 

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Contrast Leyendecker’s soldiers with a young nurse. Everyone in this image is posing attractively- no one has their mouth full or ears sticking out. Each crease and fold is sharp and sculptural, and the light picks out their best features- in particular the shoulders and posterior of the soldier facing away from the viewer. There is neither joke nor story, merely a group of beautiful young people, portrayed with deft brushwork and graceful lines. (and check out that hatching! That’s indicator #1 that you’ve got a Leyendecker image)

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Leyendecker was very comfortable with “hot young things wearing clothes”, and did them very VERY well, but his facility with idealization came at the cost of personalization, which was fine for fashion illustration, but shows in his domestic scenes: 

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Beautiful, but… cold. (Also, that hand on the left- who holds a baby with their hand like that??? Good lord, J.C.) Compare a Rockwell illustration (for a baby food brand, I believe) of a mother and baby: this is clearly a real and individual young mother and baby, interacting exactly how parents and babies really interact.

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Even when they did basically the same content, and putting aside posing or composition or anything other than objective visual analysis, it’s still obvious who is who:

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  • Red: NR’s smoother rendering vs JCL’s super cool hatching
  • Green: NR’s naturalistic cloth folds vs JCL’s sculptural stylization
  • Blue: NR’s natural lighting vs JCL’s world where everything is shiny

Now go forth, confident in the knowledge that you’ll never confuse a Rockwell or a Leyendecker ever again, and can refute any claim that their styles are ‘virtually identical’. 

Interesting post! I have to agree that their styles are completely different, but I’ve spent a lot of time looking at Leyendecker’s work (which I strongly prefer.) This is a good guide for anyone who isn’t sure about the differences between the artists’ work and would like to learn more.

19 Jun 22:51

muffinsandmatriarchy: m00nqueer: ok this is “earring magic...





muffinsandmatriarchy:

m00nqueer:

ok this is “earring magic ken” who was introduced in 1992 (and discontinued shortly thereafter)

basically mattel had done a survey and discovered that girls didn’t think ken was “cool” enough

SO someone had the bright idea to research coolness by sending people to raves which, at the time, were mostly hosted & attended by gay men. so they went to these raves and took notes on what the fashions were and finally landed on this outfit, mesh shirt & all 

this doll became the best selling ken doll in history, mostly because gay men bought it in droves. (many of them said his necklace was supposed to be a cockring) but mattel and a number of parents weren’t very amused and discontinued the doll 

OH MY GOD YOU’RE LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART

SO

MAGIC EARRING KEN. This bitch gay as HELL. supposedly the aforementioned rings on him are for “magic earrings” and clip on charms. These charms are advertised as totally COMPLETELY heterosexual, not gay at ALL, see there’s a Barbie that also has Magic Earring Action with clip on charms! Ken wears them to match, because he’s STRAIGHT

Here’s the issue: THERE IS NO MATCHING BARBIE. Magic Earring Ken is out here straight up wearing cock rings on his jacket with a thinly devised advertising ploy to make it SEEM not-gay. But it’s DEFINITELY GAY.
(And if you’re thinking, why cock rings? Well way back in 1992 gay culture was HUGE on wearing cock rings, it was the in-style. Everyone who was gay wore one, even women; you sewed them to your leather jacket, and the placement indicated some of your sexual preference. In case you were wondering, Ken is a Bottom.)

AND IT GETS BETTER. Magic Earring Ken was on the shelves for six weeks before they pulled him. In that short amount of time? Magic Earring Ken became the BEST SELLING Barbie Doll Mattel has EVER SOLD.
LET THAT SINK IN. SIX WEEKS. And now every time these wheezy old hetero windbag execs go to look at their sales board, they’re forever haunted by Magic Earring Ken at the top of their charts.

Gay as hell, Cock Ring Bottom Ken, the Best Selling Mattel Doll.
Pride.

I usually think “lol Ken is gay” tropes are boring but this brought new life to it

19 Jun 22:44

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19 Jun 22:40

Police Say Violent Death of Muslim Teen Will Be Investigated as Road Rage Incident, Not Hate Crime

by Madeleine Davies
ThePrettiestOne

what
the actual
fuck.

In an announcement Monday, Fairfax County Police stated that the death of Nabra Hassanen—the teen who was violently beaten by a driver as she and her friends were walking early Sunday morning—will be investigated as a road rage incident and not a hate crime.

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19 Jun 21:53

Megyn Kelly's Alex Jones Interview Got Worse Ratings Than an America’s Funniest Home Videos Rerun

by Rich Juzwiak
ThePrettiestOne

Shoulda gone for the dickshots, Megyn. Dickshots are universally funny.

Megyn Kelly’s Alex Jones interview was more uneventful than its actual content previously suggested. Deadline reports that per early ratings reports, 3.5 million people watched the episode of Sunday Night with Megyn Kelly, making it the lowest viewership her new Sunday show has received in its short run.

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19 Jun 20:32

teratomarty: my-feminism: In the Netherlands, abortion is freely available on demand. Yet the...

teratomarty:

my-feminism:

In the Netherlands, abortion is freely available on demand. Yet the Netherlands boasts the lowest abortion rate in the world, about 6 abortions per 1000 women per year, and the complication and death rates for abortion are miniscule. How do they do it? First of all, contraception is widely available and free — it’s covered by the national health insurance plan. Holland also carries out extensive public education on contraception, family planning, and sexuality. An ethic of personal responsibility for one’s sexual activity is strongly promoted. Of course, some people say that teaching kids about sex and contraception will only encourage them to have lots of sex. But Dutch teenagers tend to have less frequent sex, starting at an older age, than American teenagers, and the Dutch teenage pregnancy rate is 9 times lower than in the U.S.

I endorse evidence-based medicine, and evidence-based activism.

19 Jun 19:04

10+ Unbelievable Examples Of Things Being Worn Down Over Time

by Marija Bernatonyte

When My Brother Was Born In 1985, My Mother Purchased Two Identical Teddy Bears. The One On The Left Has Been My Brother’s For 30 Years, The One On The Right Has Been Kept In Storage For My Brother’s First Child Who Was Born Today

When My Brother Was Born In 1985, My Mother Purchased Two Identical Teddy Bears. The One On The Left Has Been My Brother's For 30 Years, The One On The Right Has Been Kept In Storage For My Brother's First Child Who Was Born Today

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Before And After Power-Washing. New York Used To Be A Much Dirtier City Back When The Northeast Ran On Coal Plants

Before And After Power-Washing. New York Used To Be A Much Dirtier City Back When The Northeast Ran On Coal Plants

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Footprints Are Carved Into The Floorboards By Monk Who Has Prayed At The Same Spot For 20 Years

Footprints Are Carved Into The Floorboards By Monk Who Has Prayed At The Same Spot For 20 Years

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The Life Cycle Of A Penny

The Life Cycle Of A Penny

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Sun Damage After 28 Years Of Driving A Delivery Truck

Sun Damage After 28 Years Of Driving A Delivery Truck

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The Marble Floor Of This Bank Has Been Worn Down From Years Of People Standing

The Marble Floor Of This Bank Has Been Worn Down From Years Of People Standing

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This Lamp Pole’s Posters Over The Years

This Lamp Pole's Posters Over The Years

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Said Goodbye To By Best Friend After 13 Years. This Is Is Vaccination Tag All Worn Down After A Lifetime Of Tinking Against His Water Bowl. Rip Little Man

Said Goodbye To By Best Friend After 13 Years. This Is Is Vaccination Tag All Worn Down After A Lifetime Of Tinking Against His Water Bowl. Rip Little Man

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My Radio Button Has Worn Out To Be A Victorian Portrait

My Radio Button Has Worn Out To Be A Victorian Portrait

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This Lamppost Focuses The Sun And Scorchers A Line In The Grass

This Lamppost Focuses The Sun And Scorchers A Line In The Grass

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My Grandfather Has Carried This Silver Dollar In His Pocket Since 1952

My Grandfather Has Carried This Silver Dollar In His Pocket Since 1952

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The Worn Marble Steps That Lead To The Top Of The Leaning Tower Of Pisa

The Worn Marble Steps That Lead To The Top Of The Leaning Tower Of Pisa

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The Markings On The Bottom Of My Coffee Cup From A Year Of Stirring

The Markings On The Bottom Of My Coffee Cup From A Year Of Stirring

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The Floor In Front Of The Register Has Worn Through All The Floors Since This Restaurant Opened In 1924

The Floor In Front Of The Register Has Worn Through All The Floors Since This Restaurant Opened In 1924

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My Parents Moved A Rug For The First Time In Years. This Is What 16 Years Of Sunlight Does To Your Hardwood Floors

My Parents Moved A Rug For The First Time In Years. This Is What 16 Years Of Sunlight Does To Your Hardwood Floors

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The Way This Door Was Worn Down By Its Bell

The Way This Door Was Worn Down By Its Bell

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Remnants Of An Old Neighbor

Remnants Of An Old Neighbor

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A Nicely Worn Staircase Into The Stone Wall Above A Creek

A Nicely Worn Staircase Into The Stone Wall Above A Creek

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This Seldom-Used Center Seat On This Bench For Three

This Seldom-Used Center Seat On This Bench For Three

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New £500 Bundle Of £5 Notes Compared To Used Ones

New £500 Bundle Of £5 Notes Compared To Used Ones

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Repetitive Human Action Over Time

Repetitive Human Action Over Time

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Fax Machine/Scanner Used So Heavily, The Paper Has Cut The Plastic Over Time

Fax Machine/Scanner Used So Heavily, The Paper Has Cut The Plastic Over Time

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The Paint On This Chocolate Shop’s Door Is Worn Away Perfectly To Reveal All Of Its Previous Colours

The Paint On This Chocolate Shop's Door Is Worn Away Perfectly To Reveal All Of Its Previous Colours

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The Wind Has Blown These Plants Back And Forth So Much That It Has Worn The Wood Down

The Wind Has Blown These Plants Back And Forth So Much That It Has Worn The Wood Down

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Dad Ordered A Vintage, Unused Version Of The Same Shaving Brush He’s Been Using For The Past 30 Years. Here’s The Difference Between The Old And New One

Dad Ordered A Vintage, Unused Version Of The Same Shaving Brush He's Been Using For The Past 30 Years. Here's The Difference Between The Old And New One

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19 Jun 18:57

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19 Jun 17:04

brockianultracricket: rayyyder: petties-anonymous: beachdeath: beachdeath: hell? empty. all the...

brockianultracricket:

rayyyder:

petties-anonymous:

beachdeath:

beachdeath:

hell? empty. all the devils? here.

omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass

Hell: empty
Devils: here
Dick: out

it’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted

I am forcibly removed from the stage, pursued by a bear

19 Jun 16:38

impatient14:Golden Girls was more progressive decades ago than...

















impatient14:

Golden Girls was more progressive decades ago than half of America now.

19 Jun 16:37

Baby Born On Flight To India Will Fly Free For Life

by Mary Beth Quirk
ThePrettiestOne

Anyone else worried about the dreaded UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES of this?

If you were really proud of that “punk rock baby” onesie you gave to your friends to celebrate the birth of their new child, you’ve got nothing on one airline that has decided to give a lifetime free travel pass to a baby born mid-flight.

Indian carrier Jet Airways says the newborn will never have to pay for a flight again, after his mother went into premature labor at 35,000 feet on a flight between Saudi Arabia and India, reports the BBC.

Mother and child were taken to a hospital shortly after the flight landed in Mumbai, and both are in good health, the airline says.

“Jet Airways commends its crew for their response and promptness that saw them successfully translate their training into life saving action,” it said in a statement.

The kid will have plenty of options to choose from, notes WGN-TV, as the carrier is one of India’s biggest, with routes to 65 domestic and international destinations.

Though this is the first time a baby has been born on a Jet Airways flight, there have been others born at high altitude: Here in the U.S., Southwest Airlines has hosted has welcomed not one, but two in-flight births in the last few years — though they didn’t receive free airfare for life.

Elsewhere in the world, a Royal Jordanian Airlines passenger gave birth somewhere over the Atlantic in 2015,

19 Jun 11:43

lettuce-wizard: weavemama: It’s ironic because they don’t look...





lettuce-wizard:

weavemama:

It’s ironic because they don’t look at US as real people. 

Yeah well I hope they choke on their pizza and their dogs find better homes

19 Jun 11:25

wackd: somethingfangirly: just-shower-thoughts: Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode...

wackd:

somethingfangirly:

just-shower-thoughts:

Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down

why not just clean it while the computer is shut down?

while the computer is what now

18 Jun 23:32

Former dominatrix fights to keep job as sheriff's officer

Former dominatrix fights to keep job as sheriff's officer:

fatsexybitch:

bogleech:

Wow who knew there was at least ONE situation in which police aren’t okay with hurting people

Yea, when it’s consensual

18 Jun 23:28

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18 Jun 18:04

linssweater:This thread omg









linssweater:

This thread omg

18 Jun 18:02

jadore-histoire: pacificwanderer: My fucking hero...









jadore-histoire:

pacificwanderer:

My fucking hero forever.

Forever my queen

18 Jun 18:00

The Women Who Say Bill Cosby Drugged And Sexually Assaulted Them Say They Won't Give Up

by Diana Moskovitz

NORRISTOWN, Pa.—Every day in court, they were there—the other women who said, like Andrea Constand, they were drugged and sexually assaulted by Bill Cosby. Victoria Valentino always wore her button, saying “We stand in truth.” Lili Bernard always wore white; on the first day she carried in pink gladiolus. Every day…

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18 Jun 17:52

dat-soldier: a goblin and her goblets



dat-soldier:

a goblin and her goblets

18 Jun 17:51

sanshodelaine:@whitemongoose look, it’s me+coffee haha



sanshodelaine:

@whitemongoose look, it’s me+coffee haha

18 Jun 16:46

Stephen Furst, 'Animal House' and 'St. Elsewhere' Actor, Dies at 63

Stephen Furst, 'Animal House' and 'St. Elsewhere' Actor, Dies at 63:

northstarfan:

iconuk01:

He may have been Flouder, but he will always be Vir Cotto to me, the gentle Centauri from a society where gentleness was never a valued trait.


RIP Stephen Furst

It’s been a rough few months for us B5 fans. And Furst always seemed like such a genuine sweetheart and talented actor/director. :(

18 Jun 16:38

Update: Beyoncé Has Given Birth to Twins!

by Lauren Evans

Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter herself has given birth to twins, multiple outlets who’d better not be wrong or else are reporting.

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18 Jun 13:28

oK But thisss

ThePrettiestOne

Honestly, the Australian Raven sounds like a cat. Specifically, like Super ButtButt.

random-nexus:

prettybirdy979:

fuzzybooks:

derinthemadscientist:

ayellowbirds:

karkatium:

quebecgamersdotcomofficial:

vintar:

pumpadjur:

European raven

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Turkish raven

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North African raven

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Himalayan raven

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Western (American) raven

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AUSTRALIAN RAVEN

look at it look at that weird birb it doesn’t know how to raven

other ravens: caw caw

australian ravens: aUGH AUUuuuGH AAAAUUUUUUughhhhhHHHhhhhhhh

it genuinely didn’t occur to me that this was weird that i’d never heard a crow or raven caw in my life and frnakly the australian raven noise is the most common noise to me and it means “it’s the morning now”. i can’t imagine life without it. its background noise i didn’t even think to identify as coming from somewhere. it’s just There.

quoth the raven, “aUGH AUUuuuGH AAAAUUUUUUughhhhhHHHhhhhhhh”

it sounds like a depressed kazoo.

Wait a minute… how do non-Australian ravens sound? Do they not sound like this?

@derinthemadscientist

That’s what the European one sounds like

Whoa that European bird sounds all… fancy and formal. And not absolutely ridiculous. 

No way is it a raven!

Not too much different in California, it seems.

17 Jun 21:28

thehumon: When I read “Satan as the good guy” texts I of course...



thehumon:

When I read “Satan as the good guy” texts I of course came across the two main satanic groups Church of Satan and The Satanic Temple.

Neither group actually believes in Satan (or God for that matter) but they both use him as a symbol of defiance.

Church of Satan is of the “Do what you will, there are no rules, but try not to be a dick” mindset, while The Satanic Temple is more of the “Try to make the world a better place, respect other’s freedom, fight back against oppressors” mindset. Both also have a great respect for science.

Church of Satan is responsible for the Satanic Bible and has rituals and black masses as symbolic gestures, while The Satanic Temple mostly just have “rituals” for fun, like their pink mass where gay people kissed over the gravestones of noted homophobic people. The Satanic Temple’s main thing is fighting for women’s right to abortion, protecting children form corporal punishment, gay people’s right to marry and religious freedom.

And if you’re wondering where all the goths went, look no further than the Satanic groups.

17 Jun 20:56

odinsblog: weavemama: it really is wild how nowadays cops can murder black bodies on live social...

odinsblog:

weavemama:

it really is wild how nowadays cops can murder black bodies on live social media and the justice system still has the audacity to say “nope! found nothing wrong with that!!”….. all cops can literally wear 5 cameras on their uniforms, kill black a black person for no reason and the courts still wouldn’t count that as a crime…., the reason we are outraged over this is because we don’t matter to them, it doesn’t matter how many people witnessed the murder, or what proof was posted on social media, they don’t give a fuck. they never will. 

i’m not gonna sugar code this situation and say that it’s police brutality against “poc”, this is strictly police brutality against BLACK PEOPLE.. a cop can be any damn color but if the victim is black, they can get away with murdering them with their damn eyes closed. the system does this shit on purpose so that cops can get the future “ok” to shoot us up like we’re nothing. I’m tired. 

The message is unmistakable: the criminal “justice” system and the majority of everyday, randomly selected white jurors do not give a single shit about Black people. Regardless of whatever they may say or do online, when push comes to shove they’re going to give cops who murder innocent Black people a free pass. And then they have the nerve to ask us to remain peaceful after unjust verdicts are handed down.

17 Jun 20:50

infernalseason: False blame - and with an undercurrent of...



infernalseason:

False blame - and with an undercurrent of racism. 

Just noticed the excellent lead comment: 

17 Jun 20:50

natalievenom: Them: Why do you even care who runs the country? Me: 

natalievenom:

Them: Why do you even care who runs the country?

Me: 

17 Jun 20:49

avantgardne: geekdawson: Kindness is often mistaken for softness and let me tell you, friends….that...

avantgardne:

geekdawson:

Kindness is often mistaken for softness and let me tell you, friends….that is a mistake you don’t want to make. 

Kind people are not born that way, they do not stumble into it, kind people are forged in fire and darkness and imploding stars…they have steel cores. Throw a punch and you’re going to break your hand. 

Kind people are kind because they know firsthand that life isn’t.