ThePrettiestOne

I’m very irritating IRL

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somethingfangirly:

just-shower-thoughts:

Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down

why not just clean it while the computer is shut down?

while the computer is what now

“I mean, look, we’re trying to take healthcare away from tens of millions of people, ensure that women are second-class citizens, remove the regulations that keep Americans safe, and put those uppity Black people back into their proper place,” Paul Ryan added, “and when I have to pretend to be a leader who cares about anything other than those things, it takes up precious seconds of my time that I could be spending writing even more Ayn Rand fanfiction disguised as laws.”

Ryan then looked at the reporters and added, “I mean, it’s not like anything I say right now matters, anyway. I’m in such a safe district, I can do whatever I want and stay in power. Watch.” 

Mr. Ryan then kicked a puppy and continued. “But, let me say again: I will not stand by and say nothing when a rich, white celebrity is criticized by the president who I support in every single way that actually matters. You know it, I know it, and let’s continue to pretend that a single word I am uttering right now matters at all.”

The Speaker took no questions.

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kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

infomercial bee says that there has GOT to be a better way

A better way to bee

‘ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh’

@prologi

THEY’RE TRYING THEIR BEST

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She reportedly shot him with a .50-caliber pistol while he held a thick book in front of his chest.

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Do you have health insurance from your employer and think that means you're out of danger from Trumpcare? Not so fast. The Congressional Budget Office had bad news for just about everyone in its score, and that includes 4 million people with employer-based insurance.

The nonpartisan budget analyst attributed the drop to the GOP's plan to repeal ObamaCare's two central mandates: the requirement to have health insurance and the requirement that most large employers provide it.

"Under current law, the prospect of paying the employer mandate penalty tips the scale for some businesses and causes them to decide to offer health insurance to their employees. Thus, eliminating that penalty would cause some employers to not offer health insurance," the CBO wrote.

"Similarly, the demand for insurance among employees is greater under current law because some employees want employment-based coverage so that they can avoid paying the individual mandate penalty. Eliminating that penalty would reduce such demand and would cause some employers to not offer coverage or some employees to not enroll in coverage they were offered."

That could happen immediately after the bill becomes law, if it does. This is another case in which the Senate bill is even worse than what the House came up with—it doubles the number likely to be forced out under the House bill.

There are other problems for people with employer-based insurance because repealing the Affordable Care Act means getting rid of protections that everyone on private insurance enjoys. Like having preventive care covered without an additional co-pay. Or knowing that you couldn't be charged exorbitant premiums and copays for the treatments your pre-existing condition requires. Or knowing that if you or someone in your family is struck with a debilitating disease, you won't be facing any caps on what your insurance will pay to keep you healthy. Or alive.

All we need is three Republican senators to block Trumpcare. If you have a GOP senator, we need you to call their office at (202) 224-3121. Demand that they put their constituents above their party. After the call, tell us how the call went.

who do I contact to produce this?! -Mandie

Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

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There are reasons the health insurance legislation is morally obscene.

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maverick-ornithography:

pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican

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shrineart:

I just had a nightmare that I was two hours late for school and my dad was yelling at me about it. I woke up in a panic and remembered “Oh wait, it’s Saturday.” And laid back down, feeling the panic dissolve.

Then…ten seconds later.

“I’m 31.”

The lasting psychological effects of school are very prominent

Along the wild Pacific coast of British Columbia, there lives a population of the sea wolves. “We know from exhaustive DNA studies that these wolves are genetically distinct from their continental kin,” says McAllister. “They are behaviourally distinct, swimming from island to island and preying on sea animals. They are also morphologically distinct — they are smaller in size and physically different from their mainland counterparts,” says Ian McAllister, an award-winning photographer who has been studying these animals for almost two decades.

Along the wild Pacific coast of British Columbia, there lives a population of the sea wolves

“We know from… DNA studies that these wolves are genetically distinct from their continental kin”

“They are behaviourally distinct, swimming from island to island and preying on sea animals”

The wolves “are smaller in size and physically different from their mainland counterparts”

They are excellent swimmers that can do 7.5 miles in a go

90 percent of their diet is seafood as these creatures live off an ocean

Thanks to photographer Ian McAllister, who captured the magnificence of this species…

We can take a better look into their lives in fairy-tale like natural surroundings

pardonmewhileipanic:

smortsantiago:

weloveshortvideos:

When you and the Taco Bell guy connect on a whole new level

[A car pulls up to a Taco Bell drive-through window.]

Taco Bell employee (over intercom): How are you doing tonight?
Driver: I wanna fuckin’ die!
Taco Bell employee: Same. (pause, then with extra emphasis:) Same.

@captioned-vines @cc-videos @waitwhatdidtheysay

i wish this didn’t make me laugh as much as it did 

too fucking real man

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biggestniq:

pulpmother:

pulpmother:

Abusive men pave the way for lazy men to get wives and girlfirends.

Lemme clarify, how many times have you heard your overworked female friends and relatives say “Yeah, Jerry drinks beer every evening after work while I cook dinner and clean up after everyone and does the bare minimum to help me raise the kids but he’s such a nice guy. He’s never beat me in my life. I couldn’t ask for a better guy in my life.”

Like no, Sally, your husband is a common stone among turds and you know it.

I try to explain this conceptually to people as a thing that happens not saying that this is good but it’s a thing that happens.

This is what male privilege is and how all men benefit from it.

This is why you are not exempt from statements about “all men” even if you are overall good.

You benefit from the bar constantly being lowered by systemic issues within the gender.

The expectations on you are always lower than they should because “at least you’re not X”.

That…is the best response I’ve seen to the “not all men” thing. Thank you.

Donald Trump tweeted something very unkind about one of the hosts of a stupid-ass worthless morning cable news politics show. Oh no. The Republicans, they are very disappointed.

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heteromcgee:

rolling nat20s is officially bi culture

tastefullyoffensive:

Cheetah’s best friend. (via ImACultHero)

Canuck the crow's attacks halt Vancouver mail delivery - BBC News:

camwyn:

Honestly, I’m just linking to this for the picture. But then there’s this bit from the article:

Canuck is said to have drawn blood after biting a letter carrier.

The bird is known for riding the city’s SkyTrain and stealing shiny objects, including a knife from a crime scene.

Not a corvid to cross.

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Just A Minute Of Your Time, Sir

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Their Expression Says It All

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Hugh Jackman Looking Out Of A Car Window

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dajo42:

“i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me”

well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you

“The first humans were gods—powerful ones. But as they multiplied, their powers and domains were broken and distributed among their offspring: from the sun goddess rose dawn and evening, from the earth god, stone and treasure. And as the children of the gods multiplied and became the human race, these domains splintered further and further and grew weaker and more specific, until in the present day Lars Nilson of Oslo, 55, is the unwitting god of the sound rain makes upon a single pond in India, and your great-grandmother may have been the goddess of calico cats, but you are only the god of one, named Jupiter, and he hates you.”

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…story checks out.

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I Don't Know How To Explain To You That You Should Care About Other People:

seriouslyamerica:

Personally, I’m happy to pay an extra 4.3% for my fast food burger if it means the person making it for me can afford to feed their own family. If you aren’t willing to fork over an extra 17 cents for a Big Mac, you’re a fundamentally different person than I am.

I’m perfectly content to pay taxes that go toward public schools, even though I’m childless and intend to stay that way, because all children deserve a quality, free education. If this seems unfair or unreasonable to you, we are never going to see eye to eye.

If I have to pay a little more with each paycheck to ensure my fellow Americans can access health care? SIGN ME UP. Poverty should not be a death sentence in the richest country in the world. If you’re okay with thousands of people dying of treatable diseases just so the wealthiest among us can hoard still more wealth, there is a divide between our worldviews that can never be breached.

Former Alaska governor and current Trump devotee, Sarah Palin, filed a lawsuit on Tuesday alleging the New York Times defamed her character in publishing an article she claims portrayed her as partially responsible for the 2011 shooting of Democratic Rep. Gabrielle Giffords.

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dog-rates:

this doggo brought the umpires water between innings. 14/10 very thoughtful