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18 Aug 19:05

Tumblr User Creates Perfect Posters for the Kate Bishop Netflix Series We’ll Likely Never Get - Brooooooooooooo

by Carolyn Cox
ThePrettiestOne

So, I'm re-reading the Hawkeye comics, and it occurred to me that one of my problems with Age of Ultra was Clint's magical hidden farm wife. I mean, aside from the, frankly, horrifying implications of what her life is like, Clint as solidly MARPie, just didn't fit.
Now, mind you, as comics go, I was always more an X-Men kind of girl, and never read the Avengers unless I had to, so my exposure to Hawkeye was strictly limited to 1. the first Avengers movie and 2. the Hawkeye comic.

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These images by Tumblr user @nottonyharrison are so spot-on that they’re bittersweet. Fraction/Aja’s run is ended, and I can’t imagine we’ll ever see a series like this come to fruition, so what am I supposed to do with these feelings, world? I ask you, what?

In addition to casting Aubrey Plaza as Kate Bishop and…a dog as Pizza Dog, @nottonyharrison also included America Ferrera as America Chavez.

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What do you think of this casting, bros?

(via Comic Book Resources, all images created by nottonyharrison)

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18 Aug 18:55

devilsonyourheels: Leverage + Text Post

ThePrettiestOne

The second one and the last one are me.













devilsonyourheels:

Leverage + Text Post

18 Aug 18:52

actuallyclintbarton: THANK YOU



actuallyclintbarton:

THANK YOU

18 Aug 18:38

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ThePrettiestOne

And Obama managed to be both at the same time.
(And Biden's the class clown)

Courtney shared this story from Super Opinionated.







18 Aug 18:31

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Courtney shared this story from Super Opinionated.











18 Aug 18:30

gendeerfluid: nowhites: micdotcom: Watch:The Today Show...

Courtney shared this story from Super Opinionated.









gendeerfluid:

nowhites:

micdotcom:

Watch: ‘The Today Show’ cut off Janelle Monáe in the middle of a vital message about Black Lives Matter

and that right there is America for you.

honestly what kinda dystopian shit

18 Aug 18:30

coelasquid: gentlemanbones: WE CANT PROVE THEY WERENT HUGE...

Courtney shared this story from Super Opinionated.









coelasquid:

gentlemanbones:

WE CAN’T PROVE THEY WEREN’T HUGE FATBIRDS

simply the best

18 Aug 18:28

blewthischance: Please stop assuming that everyone who dresses...



blewthischance:

Please stop assuming that everyone who dresses outside of the binary is ashamed of their anatomy.

So you can stop giving me your unsolicited tips on how I should do softer makeup to “look better” or only wear high waisted bottoms to “have a better figure”. Please stop.

I am fully aware of my muscular stature, broad shoulders, chiseled jaw, narrow hips, and everything else that makes me look “manly”. But it’s my body. And I love my body. And I will decorate it how I please. If that doesn’t neatly fall into your heteronormative aesthetic standards that means there’s something YOU need to fix. Not me.

On that note. Peep this beauty. Normalize this beauty. Cuz it ain’t going nowhere sweetheart 😘

18 Aug 18:10

6 Ways Critics Of Political Correctness Have It Backwards

By J.F. Sargent  Published: August 18th, 2015 
18 Aug 17:46

thatgryffinclawchick: mamasam: seriouslyneglectedblog: So I...



thatgryffinclawchick:

mamasam:

seriouslyneglectedblog:

So I just need to get this off my chest:

For me David Kawena from Lilo and Stitch is the ultimate Disney prince because he is there for Nani AND Lilo and even Stitch despite everything that’s going on in their lives. They’re going through some tough stuff. Their parents die and all of the sudden Nani has to be a mom to her sister who is socially awkward and depressed and that’s hard enough as it is and then she gets her this ‘dog’ and everything gets harder and even though she can’t return David’s feelings he’s still there for them through everything. Even aliens. He’s amazing. I was watching Lilo and Stitch with my niece the other day and I cried watching David go through it all. He is the perfect guy. Like I just get emotional thinking about him.

Imagine if you had someone like David in your life - male or female. You would feel like a prince/princess even if you were living with next to nothing.

David is the ultimate Disney prince - even though he isn’t a Disney prince. He should be considered one.

Disney rant - over.

Reminder that David:

-has no curse to break
-does not have a deadline/ultimatum to find a wife
-has no financial/social gain from being with Nani
-is told ¼ of the way into the movie that Nani is too busy to worry about dating him AND PROCEEDS TO BE HELPFUL AND SUPPORTIVE ANYWAY.

David’s not a Disney prince because he’s too fucking awesome for that title. 

AN ACTUAL NON-IRONIC,NON-SELF DESCRIBING NICE GUY. 

A PROPER HUMAN BEING. 

18 Aug 17:44

aiglet12: sheabutterlovin: sapphiredoves: If I mispronounce your name because it is foreign to my...

aiglet12:

sheabutterlovin:

sapphiredoves:

If I mispronounce your name because it is foreign to my tongue, correct me.

I don’t purposefully allow the accents of your name to fall flat on my tongue like the European English demands or the language to sound chopped and misheard.

If I don’t say your name correctly, don’t shrug and say it’s ok because people have been doing it all your life. Your mother worked hard to name you that name, with all its syllables and apostrophes and hyphens and inflection.

I don’t want to disrespect your heritage, your culture, your great grandmother or grandfather and their struggle.

If I mispronounce your name, forgive me, but don’t let it happen again. Make sure everyone knows your name.

This

Please. Your name is probably beautiful when no one is mangling it, and the world needs everyone to be able to hear their own beauty during the day.

18 Aug 17:40

tyleroakley: rj4gui4r: itsdoctorj: Quite possibly the best...

ThePrettiestOne

And this is why you put screens in your windows, people.



tyleroakley:

rj4gui4r:

itsdoctorj:

Quite possibly the best video I’ve ever seen

This is suspense on the level of a David Fincher film.

FUCK YEAH

18 Aug 17:23

20 Animals Caught Being Complete Jerks

by Jeff Wysaski

Apparently, even man’s best friend can even turn on you in the right situation… [h/t happyplace]

The post 20 Animals Caught Being Complete Jerks appeared first on Pleated-Jeans.com.

18 Aug 17:19

16 Graphs That Introverts Will Totally Understand

by Jeff Wysaski

Anne Borges created these humorous charts that perfectly define the life of an introvert…

The post 16 Graphs That Introverts Will Totally Understand appeared first on Pleated-Jeans.com.

18 Aug 17:12

Stringent

by David M Willis

topatoconAt the end of next month, September 26-27, I’m gonna be exhibiting at Topatocon in Easthampton, Massachusetts!  Tickets are now available!  (Also there is a concert on Friday with The Doubleclicks and Molly Lewis.)

18 Aug 16:59

"What’s it like to go through cancer treatment? It’s something like this: one day, you’re minding..."

popular shared this story from I tumble for you.

What’s it like to go through cancer treatment? It’s something like this: one day, you’re minding your own business, you open the fridge to get some breakfast, and OH MY GOD THERE’S A MOUNTAIN LION IN YOUR FRIDGE.

Wait, what? How? Why is there a mountain lion in your fridge? NO TIME TO EXPLAIN. RUN! THE MOUNTAIN LION WILL KILL YOU! UNLESS YOU FIND SOMETHING EVEN MORE FEROCIOUS TO KILL IT FIRST!

So you take off running, and the mountain lion is right behind you. You know the only thing that can kill a mountain lion is a bear, and the only bear is on top of the mountain, so you better find that bear. You start running up the mountain in hopes of finding the bear. Your friends desperately want to help, but they are powerless against mountain lions, as mountain lions are godless killing machines. But they really want to help, so they’re cheering you on and bringing you paper cups of water and orange slices as you run up the mountain and yelling at the mountain lion - “GET LOST, MOUNTAIN LION, NO ONE LIKES YOU” - and you really appreciate the support, but the mountain lion is still coming.

Also, for some reason, there’s someone in the crowd who’s yelling “that’s not really a mountain lion, it’s a puma” and another person yelling “I read that mountain lions are allergic to kale, have you tried rubbing kale on it?”

As you’re running up the mountain, you see other people fleeing their own mountain lions. Some of the mountain lions seem comparatively wimpy - they’re half grown and only have three legs or whatever, and you think to yourself - why couldn’t I have gotten one of those mountain lions? But then you look over at the people who are fleeing mountain lions the size of a monster truck with huge prehistoric saber fangs, and you feel like an asshole for even thinking that - and besides, who in their right mind would want to fight a mountain lion, even a three-legged one?

Finally, the person closest to you, whose job it is to take care of you - maybe a parent or sibling or best friend or, in my case, my husband - comes barging out of the woods and jumps on the mountain lion, whaling on it and screaming “GODDAMMIT MOUNTAIN LION, STOP TRYING TO EAT MY WIFE,” and the mountain lion punches your husband right in the face. Now your husband (or whatever) is rolling around on the ground clutching his nose, and he’s bought you some time, but you still need to get to the top of the mountain.

Eventually you reach the top, finally, and the bear is there. Waiting. For both of you. You rush right up to the bear, and the bear rushes the mountain lion, but the bear has to go through you to get to the mountain lion, and in doing so, the bear TOTALLY KICKS YOUR ASS, but not before it also punches your husband in the face. And your husband is now staggering around with a black eye and bloody nose, and saying “can I get some help, I’ve been punched in the face by two apex predators and I think my nose is broken,” and all you can say is “I’M KIND OF BUSY IN CASE YOU HADN’T NOTICED I’M FIGHTING A MOUNTAIN LION.”

Then, IF YOU ARE LUCKY, the bear leaps on the mountain lion and they are locked in epic battle until finally the two of them roll off a cliff edge together, and the mountain lion is dead.
Maybe. You’re not sure - it fell off the cliff, but mountain lions are crafty. It could come back at any moment.

And all your friends come running up to you and say “that was amazing! You’re so brave, we’re so proud of you! You didn’t die! That must be a huge relief!”
Meanwhile, you blew out both your knees, you’re having an asthma attack, you twisted your ankle, and also you have been mauled by a bear. And everyone says “boy, you must be excited to walk down the mountain!” And all you can think as you stagger to your feet is “fuck this mountain, I never wanted to climb it in the first place.”



- Caitlin Feeley - the one, the only, the magnificent.
(The only edits I’ve made are a few carriage returns for readability. - DPK)
18 Aug 16:57

Trevor Noah, The New Host of The Daily Show

by Scott Beale
ThePrettiestOne

OK.
I'm in.

Comedy Central has posted a promo for South African comedian Trevor Noah, who is following in the giant footsteps of Jon Stewart as the new host of The Daily Show starting on September 28.

18 Aug 16:44

yourtugboatcaptain: “I would like people to think: She lived...









yourtugboatcaptain:

“I would like people to think: She lived her truth and inspired other people to do the same thing.”

18 Aug 16:41

lierdumoa: lierdumoa: dirtydarwin: thentheysaidburnher: All men benefit from women’s reinforced...

lierdumoa:

lierdumoa:

dirtydarwin:

thentheysaidburnher:

All men benefit from women’s reinforced fear of being hurt for saying no.

read it again and again

Understand that this applies even to non-sexual situations. Women are more likely to be asked for favors from coworkers. Regular “can you file this for me” / “can you cover my shift” / “can you finish up this paperwork” workplace favors. Men are less likely to return those favors. Women are more likely to be seen as “difficult to work with” if they refuse to do favors when requested. Being viewed as ungenerous has negative social and professional consequences.

So yes, even gay men benefit. All men benefit from women’s reinforced fear of being hurt, not just physically, but also socially and professionally, for saying no to anything at all.

Re: above; just in case it looks like I’m just pulling facts out of my ass, here are my sources:

http://blogs.wsj.com/atwork/2013/10/29/women-work-and-the-girl-scout-tax/

http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2013/10/30/2858091/women-workers-favors/

http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2013/01/06/women_do_favors_more_than_men.html

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/men-are-less-likely-be-asked-favors-workplace-get-more-appreciation-helping

18 Aug 03:21

John Oliver Preaches About the Evils of Televangelists on ‘Last Week Tonight’

by Scott Beale
ThePrettiestOne

Call the number. Do it.
1-800-844-7475

John Oliver preaches about the evils of Televangelists and the tax loopholes they exploit on ‘Last Week Tonight’.

18 Aug 01:41

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18 Aug 01:41

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ThePrettiestOne

He thinks he's a cat.



He is. (photo by yanivro)

18 Aug 01:37

No, NY Times, enslaved African women could not be the mistresses of those who claimed to own them

by rss@dailykos.com (Shaun King)
Julian Bond
Yesterday, Julian Bond, my fellow Morehouse brother and a lifelong hero of mine, died. I was shocked. He wasn't a young man, but at 75 he was actually on the younger side of the remaining civil rights legends.

After waking up to the news of his passion on Sunday morning, I soon clicked on the New York Times link to his obituary. As always, it was masterfully written and covered a lot of ground, but one section not only troubled me, it troubled thousands of others who read it.

Here it is ....

Julian Bond’s great-grandmother Jane Bond was the slave mistress of a Kentucky farmer. Julian’s grandfather James Bond, one of Jane Bond’s sons, was educated at Berea and Oberlin Colleges and became a clergyman. His son Horace Mann Bond expected his own son Julian to follow in his footsteps as an educator, but the young man was attracted instead to journalism and political activism.
Sigh.

Double sigh.

In 2015, it's obvious that America no more understands the nature of slavery than it did 150 years ago. Please allow me a brief moment to explain.

For hundreds of years in America, enslaved Africans had no choice but to work for those who claimed to own them. If you refused to work you'd be killed, tortured, or sold like a cow. The very nature of claiming that you own another human being is fundamentally heinous. Furthermore, when you own another human being and his or her options are to do every single thing you ask them to do or face dire consequences, using words to describe any sexual contact between slaveholders and slaves—words that imply it was either romantic, consensual, or optional—is not just wrong, it's sick and offensive.

To be clear, Julian Bond's great-grandmother was enslaved in Kentucky. When white men on that plantation had sex with her, she was still a slave when they were done. If they hid the fact that they had sex with her from their white wives, that doesn't make Jane a mistress, it makes her a rape victim and the men who had sex with her rapists.

Any person who has sex with someone they claim to own or will not allow to leave, be it in the 1800s or in 2015, is a rapist.

That includes Thomas Jefferson.

17 Aug 23:51

itswalky: adam4d: Radical Muslim vs radical Christian (I...



itswalky:

adam4d:

Radical Muslim vs radical Christian

(I also considered Andrew Jackson, a Christian who was responsible for the Trail of Tears, which killed more non-Christian people than the 9/11 attacks, and yet gets to be on our $20 bill.)

(but, you know, iconographical brevity and all that)

17 Aug 17:27

huffingtonpost: John Leguizamo Says High School History Makes...

17 Aug 16:59

vaspider: georgetakei: A good reminder not to judge a book by...



vaspider:

georgetakei:

A good reminder not to judge a book by its cover. 

Everyone Is Fighting A Battle You Know Nothing About

This is me as well. I am 38 years old and don’t “look disabled” so I very rarely go into public without my husband, who is 6'8" – and for some reason, no one calls me a “fraud,” “faker,” “cheat,” asks me whose placard I am using, etc. when I am with a giant Viking of a man. Hmmm. Wonder why that is.

To everyone who would do this to someone, I say: you can have our placards if you also take our pain.

“You’re not disabled, you’re just fat” is the one I occasionally get, when using a mobility scooter for something the size of, say, Disneyland.

“I am fat because I am disabled” is a long, exhausting conversation that is none of these peoples’ business, but the natural urge to defend myself means it rises in my throat, over and over, until I choke on it.

17 Aug 16:28

Cartoon: Voter outreach

by rss@dailykos.com (Tom Tomorrow)

If you missed the Kickstarter for my hardcover, two-volume compilation, 25 Year of Tomorrow, good news—you can still pre-order a set!

17 Aug 16:24

"Get a rat and put it in a cage and give it two water bottles. One is just water, and one is water..."

Get a rat and put it in a cage and give it two water bottles. One is just water, and one is water laced with either heroin or cocaine. If you do that, the rat will almost always prefer the drugged water and almost always kill itself very quickly, right, within a couple of weeks. So there you go. It’s our theory of addiction.

Bruce comes along in the ’70s and said, “Well, hang on a minute. We’re putting the rat in an empty cage. It’s got nothing to do. Let’s try this a little bit differently.” So Bruce built Rat Park, and Rat Park is like heaven for rats. Everything your rat about town could want, it’s got in Rat Park. It’s got lovely food. It’s got sex. It’s got loads of other rats to be friends with. It’s got loads of colored balls. Everything your rat could want. And they’ve got both the water bottles. They’ve got the drugged water and the normal water. But here’s the fascinating thing. In Rat Park, they don’t like the drugged water. They hardly use any of it. None of them ever overdose. None of them ever use in a way that looks like compulsion or addiction. There’s a really interesting human example I’ll tell you about in a minute, but what Bruce says is that shows that both the right-wing and left-wing theories of addiction are wrong. So the right-wing theory is it’s a moral failing, you’re a hedonist, you party too hard. The left-wing theory is it takes you over, your brain is hijacked. Bruce says it’s not your morality, it’s not your brain; it’s your cage. Addiction is largely an adaptation to your environment.

[…]

We’ve created a society where significant numbers of our fellow citizens cannot bear to be present in their lives without being drugged, right? We’ve created a hyperconsumerist, hyperindividualist, isolated world that is, for a lot of people, much more like that first cage than it is like the bonded, connected cages that we need. 

The opposite of addiction is not sobriety. The opposite of addiction is connection. And our whole society, the engine of our society, is geared towards making us connect with things. If you are not a good consumer capitalist citizen, if you’re spending your time bonding with the people around you and not buying stuff—in fact, we are trained from a very young age to focus our hopes and our dreams and our ambitions on things we can buy and consume. And drug addiction is really a subset of that.



-

Johann Hari,

Does Capitalism Drive Drug Addiction?

(via bigfatsun)

17 Aug 02:06

SourceFor more info: Target Is Making All Of Its Kids’ Stuff...



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For more info: Target Is Making All Of Its Kids’ Stuff Gender NeutralNo more boys’ toys or girls’ bedding

16 Aug 19:03

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