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bi-ble-girl:

koinohnia:

Three things the grace and love of God will never do:

• Will never leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3)
• Will never reject you (John 6:37)
• Will never leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5)

So basically, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you

stubbornseedling:

Among the smartest and longest lived animals we can ever hope to interact with and it was willing to learn this stupid trick to amuse its human friend.

Thank you patient bird.

treesided-triangle:

Alex Hirsch is a treasure 

tokillthedragon:

4chansbest:

Protectors of the west

Good to see our WWII vets are still making the world a better place after all these years.

birdoflastsummer:

the end of The Big Short isn’t fucking around

thereisnomadnessanymore:

Material study

liberalsarecool:

‘Trump bots’ and how Right Wing media utilizes their ‘fake media’.

Trump retweets fake account. #Propaganda101

On January 3rd, 2017, a Russian man named Slava was driving his car when he saw something on the road. “I thought it was an animal and it must be freezing in this weather,” Slava told Love Meow. This frozen ball of fur turned out to be a kitten crying for help.

A Russian man was driving his car when he saw something on the road…

“I thought it was an animal and it must be freezing in this weather”

Cars were passing by, and the man was the only one to approach it – only to realize it was a kitty

“It was very cold, so I wrapped her up in a towel and brought her back to my car”

Then, he took her home and prepared some warm blankets, a radiator and a lamp

Later, the cat was named Nika, and was taken to the vet where they had to amputate her frostbitten tail

“She knew that we were trying to help. She was patient, did not complain and was very sweet the whole time”

Today Nika is one happy cat – she lives with her rescuer who absolutely adores her

How lucky the two were to find each other on that cold winter day!

Watch the video here:

Here’s a dumb thing that grill chefs do: they flip the burgers on the grill, and then, while the burgers finish cooking, the chef lays slices of cheese on the top of the burgers, where presumably the heat of the grill will aid in the melting of the cheese.

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curriebelle:

probablybadrpgideas:

D&D, except the names of spells, weapons, places and monsters are taken from Cards Against Humanity.

At level 1 you learn the cantrip of “Bees?”

9th-level spell: a windmill full of corpses

hella-free-space:

jazzinthehouseofswing:

sylveon-rosepetal:

deerstroyer:

magical-awesome-kid:

xtremefangirling:

we-all-got-scars:

IT’S MARCH

Uh… It’s still May…

ITS AUGUST

IT’S TIME TO GET SPOOKY

jonbutter:

a lot of people are over “Mad World” memes but idk, I find it kinda funny

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valentineart89:

jackmeister:

thenatsdorf:

Making biscuits with Gordon Ramsay.

This is it. The best video on the web.

@teacupdream @tessacrowley

profeminist:

Thomas Millar, from “Meet the Predators” (link TW for rape)

A poor little hedgehog was rescued after an encounter with an aggressive dog nearly turned it, literally, into stone. The animal, found in Chichester, England, tucked himself into a defensive ball when he sensed a canine approaching. However, this didn’t stop the dog from rolling it in wet clay.

A hedgehog was rescued after an encounter with an aggressive dog nearly turned it, literally, into stone

The animal tucked himself into a defensive ball when he sensed a canine approaching

However, this didn’t stop the dog from rolling it in wet clay

When the clay solidified, it made it difficult for the hedgehog to breathe and posed a risk to its life

“We have got the worst of the clay off but… he became a little cold and VERY angry”

“For now he is tucked up with some food feeling very sorry for himself”

Slowly, the hedgehog cheered up and was released back into the wild to face new adventures

joasakura:

tangledbeast:

Guys, I’m losing my shit. So, observe the humble tomato.

The scientific name for tomatoes is Lycopersicon esculentum, which apparently translates to “edible wolf peach”

Why? Apparently there was an old superstition that members of the nightshade  (which includes tomatoes) were used by witches to summon werewolves.

You heard me. Suddenly that spaghetti sauce doesn’t seem so innocent.

Tomato sauce with roasted garlic. The ultimate culinary move in the Werewolf vs. Vampire war.

jonlovett:

the mooch is now tweeting anti-trump political cartoons about himself. what a time to be alive, you guys. incredible.

Police reform is needed. Police reform works.

It’s the 72nd anniversary of Hiroshima, and at a memorial ceremony attended by representatives from 80 nations, Prime Minister Shinzo Abe called for all nations to participate in the effort to eliminate nuclear weapons. As we know, around this time our president was crashing weddings in a golf cart.

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8.4.17

dreadpiratekhan:

voidsexual:

voidsexual:

I had a dream last night that carrie fisher handed me a letter that said “kids like you are why I have hope for the future…just relax!” and when I finished reading it she flipped me off…you can’t convince me that that wasn’t carrie fisher’s actual ghost chilling in my mindscape…telling me to chill the fuck out….flipping me off….

when i’m having a bad time with mental illness or stressed or just sad i think of this and you should too…carrie fisher’s ghost is in our corner…

When I find myself in times of trouble
Spacemom Carrie comes to me
Flips me off, and loves me:
Let it be

sseureki:

Jeff Sessions Cracks Down on Racism Against White People

nevaehtyler:

your daily reminder

aki-anyway:

When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.

scientia-rex:

People everywhere: “That woman is womaning wrong! She certainly wouldn’t if she only knew! I’d better tell her!”

Fuck that SO HAAAAAAAAARD

nuggetemily:

ancaporado:

prognostiq:

odyssey420:

Glasses belonging to the Mormon preacher Hyrum Smith, 1844

can you imagine seeing some dude preaching about reincarnating on other planets while wearing these

Steampunk western sci-fi engage

honestly i can’t imagine someone wearing these talking about anything else other than reincarnating on other planets

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