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17 Dec 04:25

Trust is a tricky thing

by Matthew Inman
17 Dec 00:55

forest-of-stories: danvssomethingorother: @llamaneesama @mllelau...

ThePrettiestOne

Spoiler alert:
It's me. It's always me.

17 Dec 00:22

Cats Are Evolving! Scared People Are Sharing Pics Of Kittens Immune To Cat-Deterrent Spikes

by Elizabeth
ThePrettiestOne

cats are a liquid.

Cats Building Resistance To Cat-deterrent Spikes

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16 Dec 21:02

ohdionne: scnsastcrks: Trump supporters when people call them...



ohdionne:

scnsastcrks:

Trump supporters when people call them out on their racism

nah it’s not a trump supporter problem it’s a white people problem let’s not sugar coat it lmao

16 Dec 21:01

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16 Dec 18:23

linguisticparadox: molly-hhooper: »18/?The Hogwarts...







linguisticparadox:

molly-hhooper:

»18/?The Hogwarts Office

Fuck yes Hermione

16 Dec 18:20

the-movemnt: Trump just thanked black people for not turning...

16 Dec 17:40

25 Best Pet Shaming Pics

by Derek
ThePrettiestOne

Cats and Venetian blinds do NOT mix. I keep mine at half mast, and use binder clips to attach towels to the bottoms. I keep my privacy, and the cats can still sit on the window sills and look out.

When your pet misbehaves how do you let them know it was wrong? Well, first you teach them English. And then you teach them shame. [via acidcow]                         

The post 25 Best Pet Shaming Pics appeared first on Pleated-Jeans.com.

16 Dec 16:29

15+ Stunning Winter Fox Photos That’ll Make You Fall In Love With Foxes

by Iveta Pete
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16 Dec 14:25

drferox: Anyone who believes “Animals tell no lies,” has not lived with a cat who wants to convince...

ThePrettiestOne

Our first cat once stole some ham from my boyfriend while he was out of the room, hid it, and then returned when he came back to beg ham from him, because he was so mean to be eating ham in front of her when she didn't have any to eat.

drferox:

Anyone who believes “Animals tell no lies,” has not lived with a cat who wants to convince you that he hasn’t already eaten dinner.

16 Dec 13:16

goldpapaya: dontjimmymejules: becausewhynoteathumans: kaalash...



goldpapaya:

dontjimmymejules:

becausewhynoteathumans:

kaalashnikov:

leonardo-dicaprisun:

al4skan:

im actually laughing so hard at this

tHE GUY WITH THE CAMERA HAS THE PUREST CANADIAN ACCENT I’VE EVER HEARD OMFG

this is so canadian i shit a beaver

as i canadian i can tell you this is 100% of what we do all the time

Fergie’s “Big Girls Don’t Cry” plays softly in the background

Why is everyone so casual what is Canada who are you people omfg

16 Dec 13:13

schweizercomics: I drew this up for Raul Julia’s birthday today....



schweizercomics:

I drew this up for Raul Julia’s birthday today.  He’d have been 75 today.  

16 Dec 13:12

schuylerselizas: concept: 2017 is better. you are cuddling with someone. you are warm. you are...

schuylerselizas:

concept: 2017 is better. you are cuddling with someone. you are warm. you are loved. you are surrounded by people you care about. you learn to love yourself. you are calm. you find new hobbies. you find yourself.

16 Dec 13:11

toloveviceforitself: vividlasagna: this hannukah, live in the spirit of the festival and punch a...

toloveviceforitself:

vividlasagna:

this hannukah, live in the spirit of the festival and punch a neo-nazi in the face

Don’t go for the face you’ll break your fingers and have to spend the holiday in the hospital. Elbows and palms for the face. Fists for the throat, gut, and kidneys. Have a safe and joyous holiday.

16 Dec 13:11

nuka-rockit:now this is what i call minimalist storytelling



nuka-rockit:

now this is what i call minimalist storytelling

16 Dec 13:11

peppylilspitfuck:John Rogers is my hero. 

ThePrettiestOne

Mind you, they've PROBABLY said this about every president they've ever worked under.



peppylilspitfuck:

John Rogers is my hero. 

16 Dec 13:02

fuck-yeah-feminist: captioned-vines: totodilite: This vine is...



fuck-yeah-feminist:

captioned-vines:

totodilite:

This vine is everything. basedgodtookmyusername

1: “ Yeah, I think men and women should be treated equal.”

2: “ So I can just go around hitting women now?”

1: “ The hell? Do you go around punching dudes?”

I need this to auto-respond to people in my inbox.

16 Dec 12:59

tarjeisandviks: Sometimes the world seems against you. The...





















tarjeisandviks:

Sometimes the world seems against you. The journey may leave a scar. But scars can heal and reveal just where you are. The people you love will change you. The things you have learned will guide you. And nothing on Earth can silence the quiet voice still inside you.

Moana (2016)

16 Dec 02:11

"One of the most frustrating things about having to deal with a Donald Trump presidency—and those..."

One of the most frustrating things about having to deal with a Donald Trump presidency—and those frustrations are legion—is the fact that Trump and the party he now commands have managed to co-opt hysteria and use it as their own proprietary weapon. When I tell you, with all sincerity, that Trump represents a danger to the world, I know I sound EXACTLY like Alex Jones telling you that President Obama is a sulfur-powered sewer demon. I feel like Alex Jones telling you that, even though I know that my hysteria is far more justified than any hysteria coming from the right. They’ve cried wolf so many times that any dire warning from the opposite side just sounds like reciprocal hand-wringing.
 

This brings us to Mitch McConnell. I am not being hyperbolic when I say that Mitch McConnell is evil. The coming Trump Presidency is already an assembly line of shitty, apocalyptic consequences getting cranked out 24/7, and the fact that McConnell now holds near-total power over Congress is perhaps the most unbearable side effect of them all. Here is a man who made it his solemn oath to thwart a President who was elected fair and square—and by an actually huge, not-bullshit-Trump-YUGE, margin—and who then spent eight goddamn years doing exactly that. McConnell is a man who hijacked a Supreme Court vacancy and, barring some last-minute shenanigans that President Obama is probably (and unfortunately) too polite to pull, he will get away with it.
 

Now we find out that McConnell is basically a traitor. In the wake of an unprecedented breach in American cybersecurity, what did this guy do? He threatened the President that he would publicly discredit the (solid, non-partisan) intelligence just to fuck him, along with the American people. It worked, of course. Oh, and now McConnell’s old lady has a Cabinet post. This man has no morals, nor any respect for the rule of law, nor any respect for those who would defy him. For his own personal gain, he permitted Russia to continue manipulating the November election so that his party’s candidate could win—giving us a quivering mound of chili drippings for president. And God knows what kind of dirt Putin has on him.



- Mitch McConnell Is the Real Evil One
16 Dec 02:10

"If this keeps going in the direction it’s headed, this could stand alongside Watergate and..."

“If this keeps going in the direction it’s headed, this could stand alongside Watergate and Iran-Contra as one of the most important scandals in modern American history. It’s increasingly looking like a hostile foreign power run by a murderous thug tried to swing an American election, and may have succeeded — at least, in helping to tip it.”

- We need an independent, public investigation of the Trump-Russia scandal. Now.
16 Dec 01:20

saxifraga-x-urbium: little-red-riding-huntress: tamorapierce: ...



saxifraga-x-urbium:

little-red-riding-huntress:

tamorapierce:

a-spoon-is-born:

trapbuddha:

adumbrant:

nirvanatrill:

Albert Einstein teaching a physics class at Lincoln university (HCBU in Pennsylvania) in 1946

Sure as hell never mention that about him.

HOMIE

His anti-racism views and work are often totally ignored by historians.

He knew more than just physics and relativity.

He was a Jew who fled nazi germany, who coudn’t get a damn job anywhere near his field bc of being Jewish, but people are shocked he was against racism. of course he was. he lived being a victim of it.

lbr 50% of the time most overviews don’t even mention that he was a jew

15 Dec 23:57

swan2swan: futureevilscientist: thespectacularspider-girl: lewm...



swan2swan:

futureevilscientist:

thespectacularspider-girl:

lewmzi:

prochoice-or-gtfo:

alternian-neverland:

redbloodedamerica:

did-you-kno:

In Finland, speeding tickets are calculated based on your income - causing some Finnish millionaires to pay fines of over $100,000. Source

This is what “equality” looks like in that liberal fairy tale land of Finland.  They punish you proportionately to how successful you are.  Sounds really “fair.”

Except… it is fair? Because it’s proportionate. I don’t get what’s difficult about that. An impoverished person paying $400 dollar fine isn’t the same as a millionaire paying the same amount. For the poor person, $400 dollars could mean starving. Would you really claim it would have the same consequence for a rich man? Would it even be noticeable to him, while the absence of food in their stomach would be glaring to a poorer man? Would it be fair for a man to starve for the same crime as a man that would be having a three course meal?

By taking income into account, it allows the impoverished able to still survive while paying any fines they may incur. And, ultimately, while $100,000 dollars would be noticeable to a millionaire, they would still get by. And, assuming the law is properly implemented, they would be paying the same equivalent of their yearly income that a poorer person would. That’s what makes it fair. They would be impacted the same way - but you are looking at the amount rather than the equation.

Also, it’s important to make sure that even the rich would pause at the cost of a fine. They need to fear the law just as a poor man does. 

Oh no… rich people facing fines that might actually make them consider not doing illegal things because the punishments might actually hurt them… how unfair…
-V

Finnish person here. Our speeding ticket system owns and only people who bitch about them are people who wanna break the laws - the loudest whiners are the rich people who think they can just pay their way out of trouble and that’s why we have laws like that.

400 dollar ticket.

Person making 10 dollars an hour: “Fuck, I better slow down”

Millionaire driving a Jaguar: “LOL 400 DOLLARS, FUCK THAT, NYOOM”

Compared to a proportional ticket.

Person making 10 dollars an hour and must pay 400 dollar ticket: “Fuck, I better slow down.”

Millionaire who must pay 100,000 dollar ticket: “Fuck, I better slow down.”

Like wtf. Some people have been so brainwashed by capitalism and worship of the rich that they literally can’t tell the difference between fairness and unfairness anymore.

It IS fair. The fact that it flies in the status quo so much should make you think about that status quo.

Not to mention that dang, you bust a millionaire for speeding, that buys your department a new cop car! Which means the taxpayers who put their pants on one leg at a time don’t have to buy a new cop car! And thus, either the taxpayers get to keep a few extra pennies to buy something fun, or the department can use those taxpayer dollars to increase salaries for their existing officers, or recruit new ones–assuming those tax dollars even end up going to the department at all!

15 Dec 23:48

Donald Trump’s Deplorable Appointments

by candorville@gmail.com

Donald Trump is appointing the richest cabinet in history. But more importantly, some seem to be diametrically opposed to the purpose of the departments they’ve been chosen to lead. Trump chose Betsy Davos to lead the Department of Education. Her only experience with education has been decades spent trying to undermine the public school system. Linda McMahon, a billionaire who, with her husband, operates a huge corporation has been chosen to head up the Small Business Administration. Ben Carson, who despises the safety net, is chosen to head up the Department of Housing and Urban Development, which is supposed to provide a safety net that helps millions of underprivileged Americans avoid homelessness. He chose Scott Pruitt, OK Attorney General, to lead the Environmental Protection Agency. Pruitt believes the individual states, not the EPA, should be responsible for regulating the treatment of our environment. And he’s appointed a Secretary of Labor who opposes the minimum wage and favors automation.

The post Donald Trump’s Deplorable Appointments appeared first on Darrin Bell.

15 Dec 23:44

10+ Of The Best Parenting Tweets Of 2016

by Greta J.

Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

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15 Dec 23:36

10+ Pets That Hate Christmas More Than Anything

by Vaiva Vareikaitė
ThePrettiestOne

People, stop putting hats on your pets' heads.

I Tried To Take A Cute Christmas Photo Holding My Dog…

I Tried To Take A Cute Christmas Photo Holding My Dog...

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It’s Just The Matter Of Time

It's Just The Matter Of Time

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At My Friend’s Church, The Church Cat Has Evicted The Baby Jesus From The Manger

At My Friend's Church, The Church Cat Has Evicted The Baby Jesus From The Manger

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Merry Christmas Ya’ Filthy Animal

Merry Christmas Ya' Filthy Animal

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Not Everyone Is As Excited About Christmas

Not Everyone Is As Excited About Christmas

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Or Realistic Christmas Card

Or Realistic Christmas Card

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My Cat Ripped Open All The Presents Christmas Morning

My Cat Ripped Open All The Presents Christmas Morning

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Not So Into The Holiday Spirit

Not So Into The Holiday Spirit

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Even My Dog Got Me Something For Christmas!

Even My Dog Got Me Something For Christmas!

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Christmas Tree For Cat Owners

Christmas Tree For Cat Owners

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Me And My Cat’s Christmas Card Was Deemed “Sacrilegious”

Me And My Cat's Christmas Card Was Deemed

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So This Cat Helped With The Christmas Decorations

So This Cat Helped With The Christmas Decorations

Dogs Aren’t Exactly The Best With Christmas Trees Either

Dogs Aren't Exactly The Best With Christmas Trees Either

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My Attempt At A Cute Christmas Picture Of My 13 Year Old Chow Mix, Samwise

My Attempt At A Cute Christmas Picture Of My 13 Year Old Chow Mix, Samwise

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Get A Cat They Said. It’ll Be Fun

Get A Cat They Said. It'll Be Fun

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Some Are Happier Than Others

Some Are Happier Than Others

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Not A Happy Reindeer

Not A Happy Reindeer

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Have A Christmas

Have A Christmas

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Got My Cat A Bed For Christmas

Got My Cat A Bed For Christmas

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New Post Sign In Sign Up Next Post “oh, We Aren’t Supposed To Open These Until Christmas?”

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I Put On Her Antlers And Set Her Under The Tree In Hopes Of Creating An Adorable Christmas Kitty Picture

I Put On Her Antlers And Set Her Under The Tree In Hopes Of Creating An Adorable Christmas Kitty Picture

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I Guess Christmas Is Over

I Guess Christmas Is Over

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My Friend’s Dog’s Reaction After Finding Out That His Christmas Gift Was A Sweater

My Friend's Dog's Reaction After Finding Out That His Christmas Gift Was A Sweater

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Kill Me. Kill Me Now

Kill Me. Kill Me Now

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Here’s Twix. He Puts Up With A Lot From The Kids. Merry Christmas!

Here's Twix. He Puts Up With A Lot From The Kids. Merry Christmas!

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15 Dec 23:34

Zoologist Uses Cheetah As A Pillow

by Rokas L

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Dolph C Volker has a fluffy sleeping buddy, but it’s not what you might expect. This zoologist uploaded a video to his YouTube channel where we can see him cuddling with Faith, a female handicapped African Cheetah. She was born with sterile meningitis that affected her nervous system, bones, and joints. When Faith snuggled underneath him, Dolph could feel her heartbeat with his head. The zoologist noticed the heart rate increasing when she was inhaling and decreasing when exhaling. Dolph believes, that during an intake of air, this helps in feeding their muscles with oxygen to generate a high release of energy and during an exhale it allows the blood stream to release the CO2.

15 Dec 20:50

kat-howard: dbvictoria: Shakespearean insults, with cats. 7...





















kat-howard:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.

7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.

15 Dec 20:49

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newjaxxcity:

i hate each one of these kids individually and in alphabetical order.

15 Dec 20:44

hellmoshing:Leonard Cohen didn’t die for you to turn Hallelujah into a song about the nativity

ThePrettiestOne

Please, people, don't make the nativity about sex.

hellmoshing:

Leonard Cohen didn’t die for you to turn Hallelujah into a song about the nativity

15 Dec 20:44

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