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11 Jan 16:57

rayyyder: petties-anonymous: beachdeath: beachdeath: hell? empty. all the devils? here. omg...

rayyyder:

petties-anonymous:

beachdeath:

beachdeath:

hell? empty. all the devils? here.

omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass

Hell: empty
Devils: here
Dick: out

it’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted

11 Jan 16:35

(254):I don’t need romance, I need cheese sticks



(254):
I don’t need romance, I need cheese sticks

11 Jan 15:47

sandovers:you guys, i love this man so so so much



sandovers:

you guys, i love this man so so so much

11 Jan 15:47

micdotcom: And then there was this moment. More from Obama’s...





















micdotcom:

And then there was this moment. More from Obama’s farewell speech.

11 Jan 15:46

kylostahp: millicentthecat: epicomascinco: Emperador...



kylostahp:

millicentthecat:

epicomascinco:

Emperador Palpantone!!

having art school flashbacks

is this the endgame of Anish Kapoor v. Stuart Semple

11 Jan 15:41

Non Sequitur for Wednesday, January 11, 2017

by Wiley Miller
11 Jan 13:36

nevaehtyler: This is important.















nevaehtyler:

This is important.

11 Jan 13:35

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11 Jan 13:34

“Michelle – for the past twenty-five years, you’ve been not...



“Michelle – for the past twenty-five years, you’ve been not only my wife and mother of my children, but my best friend. You took on a role you didn’t ask for and made it your own with grace and grit and style and good humor. You made the White House a place that belongs to everybody. And a new generation sets its sights higher because it has you as a role model. You’ve made me proud. You’ve made the country proud.”

Full Transcript: President Barack Obama’s farewell speech

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11 Jan 03:06

Report: Russia Gathered Compromising Information on Donald Trump

by Gabrielle Bluestone on The Slot, shared by Gabrielle Bluestone to Jezebel
ThePrettiestOne

OK, but WE have all SORTS of compromising information about Donald Trump, and it hasn't had any damned effect yet, so...

On Tuesday, CNN released a report alleging that top U.S. intelligence officials believe Russia has a dossier of information about Donald Trump, including unverified allegations, BuzzFeed reports, that his campaign staffers were actively communicating with the Kremlin during the presidential election and descriptions…

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11 Jan 02:53

Report: More Women Quitting Their Jobs To Pursue Lying Face Down...



Report: More Women Quitting Their Jobs To Pursue Lying Face Down On The Floor

11 Jan 02:50

foulmouthedliberty: starsweeperdreamweaver: You know that feeling when you get settled into your...

foulmouthedliberty:

starsweeperdreamweaver:

You know that feeling when you get settled into your car, set your GPS to this new location, push play on your favorite song, and then your GPS interrupts it every 2 seconds to tell you how to get out of the neighborhood you’ve lived in for the last 15 years? That’s what mansplaining feels like. 

11 Jan 02:32

faedreamer: anti-capitalistlesbianwitch: Oh damn. omg that is...



faedreamer:

anti-capitalistlesbianwitch:

Oh damn.

omg that is so fucking accurate

11 Jan 02:32

ghettablasta:Let’s not pretend he’s white and make this viral!



ghettablasta:

Let’s not pretend he’s white and make this viral!

11 Jan 02:31

My 'buy nothing year': How one woman saved £22,000

My 'buy nothing year': How one woman saved £22,000:

cypheroftyr:

I am so tired of these, LOOK AT ME I SPENT NO EXTRA MONEY type articles and books to come from privileged white people. Usually folks who will lose literally nothing from a year taken off from what she calls “luxuries”.

That’s the damned irritating part for me. That people like her see going to the movies once in a while, a take out dinner instead of cooking once in a while as luxuries. It’s not. Sometimes it’s self care, sometimes it’s a treat after holding out for a couple of months.

Stop the idea that every day activities are now luxuries. Me wanting to see a film now and then isn’t a luxury dammit. I hate, so fucking hate these articles and people who do this shit, then folks who don’t have much get these kinds of stories shoved in our faces with LOOK, THEY did without, why can’t you?

Oh you bought a coffee at Starbucks? I guess you’re not THAT bad off then?! Is what you’ll hear. But if we do the opposite and try to abstain from going out because its costly, the same damn people will turn around and go but it’s one night out,come on!

You can’t win either way.

11 Jan 01:25

13+ Of The Funniest Animal Fails Ever

by Inga Ko

A Mouse That Went Into Mission Impossible Mode In My House

A Mouse That Went Into Mission Impossible Mode In My House

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A Valiant Effort

A Valiant Effort

Just Because It Looks Like Grass

Just Because It Looks Like Grass

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Optimistic Goose

Optimistic Goose

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You Jump, I Jump, Remember

You Jump, I Jump, Remember

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She Never Thought The Toilet Paper Roll Would Fight Back

She Never Thought The Toilet Paper Roll Would Fight Back

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Never Let Go, Rose, Never Let Go

Never Let Go, Rose, Never Let Go

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I Love Manatees Because They Are So Majestic

I Love Manatees Because They Are So Majestic

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Just A Seal That Ran Into The Glass

Just A Seal That Ran Into The Glass

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Ferret Jumps Majestically Through The Air

Ferret Jumps Majestically Through The Air

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Giant Panda Vs. Snowman

Giant Panda Vs. Snowman

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Terrifying Banana Peel

Terrifying Banana Peel

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I’ve Made A Huge Mistake

I've Made A Huge Mistake

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Ok, I’m Leaving!

Ok, I'm Leaving!

When Your Dinner Fights Back

When Your Dinner Fights Back

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No, It’s Not Just A Stage! This Is Real Me

No, It's Not Just A Stage! This Is Real Me

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My Fat Hamster Stuck In A Tube

My Fat Hamster Stuck In A Tube

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Poor Doggo

Poor Doggo

What Else Can Happen To Make This Day Even Worse?

What Else Can Happen To Make This Day Even Worse?

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Panda Baby Faceplant

Panda Baby Faceplant

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Cannibalism

Cannibalism

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What Ball?

What Ball?

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Pandas Probably Were Endangered For A Reason

Pandas Probably Were Endangered For A Reason

Photo My Mom Took Today. Deer Slipping On Ice

Photo My Mom Took Today. Deer Slipping On Ice

Inbred Pidgeon

Inbred Pidgeon

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11 Jan 01:22

vaspider: thesafesthands: spectralarchers: there was a post...



vaspider:

thesafesthands:

spectralarchers:

there was a post that said someone needed to put the pink panther theme onto scenes of t’challa

this is my contribution to that silly silly idea

PLZ WHEN HE SNEAKS OMG

@scribbleowl

Chadwick Boseman for gorgeous international man of mystery gentleman thief pls?

11 Jan 01:02

Contentment1

by Robot Hugs

New comic!

I’m pretty sure the noise I made was so high pitched that only those pups could hear it.

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11 Jan 01:01

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11 Jan 01:00

uncredited-protagonist: tethmos: Reblog to support a 50-foot...



uncredited-protagonist:

tethmos:

Reblog to support a 50-foot tall militant feminist Latina lesbian in 2020

10 Jan 23:10

black-to-the-bones: Black girls deserve to learn free from...





















black-to-the-bones:

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Black girls deserve to learn free from bias and stereotypes.

Most black girls experience this hatred at schools. And classmates are not the only problem, there is no support from teachers, too. That’s why they get so affected by their school experiences. Black kids deserve to be treated just like everybody else, they want to study, they want to learn something ,too. However due to prejudice they are 5 times more likely to be suspended than their white peers and it can ruin their lives forever.  National Women’s Law Center created this video to change the situation. Join the movement to help black girls feel normal and get the same opportunities everybody else has.

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10 Jan 23:08

watchoutforintellect: Anne Sexton - From Small Wire



watchoutforintellect:

Anne Sexton - From Small Wire

10 Jan 23:04

radioactivepeasant: It occurs to me that as much as “humans are the scary ones” fits sometimes, if...

radioactivepeasant:

It occurs to me that as much as “humans are the scary ones” fits sometimes, if you look at it another way, humans might seem like the absurdly friendly or curious ones.

I mean, who looked at an elephant, gigantic creature thoroughly capable of killing someone if it has to, and thought “I’m gonna ride on that thing!”?

And put a human near any canine predator and there’s a strong chance of said human yelling “PUPPY!” and initiating playful interaction with it.

And what about the people who look at whales, bigger than basically everything else, and decide “I’m gonna swim with our splashy danger friends!”

Heck, for all we know, humans might run into the scariest, toughest aliens out there and say “Heck with it. I’m gonna hug ‘em.”

“Why?!”

“I dunno. I gotta hug ‘em.”

And it’s like the first friendly interaction the species has had in forever so suddenly humanity has a bunch of big scary friends.

10 Jan 17:55

nathanielwsninski: So i just came out to my dad abt being nb, and he said something really wise...

nathanielwsninski:

So i just came out to my dad abt being nb, and he said something really wise about names, i think.

He said “Gifts are not obligations. You give things to people, and you hope they like them. And your name was a gift from us to you. If it doesn’t work for you anymore, you’re not obligated to keep it.”

and i just thought maybe other people could use hearing something like that.

10 Jan 17:52

Paul Ryan surrenders on healthcare repeal: goal now is to repeal/replace 'concurrently'

by rss@dailykos.com (Kerry Eleveld)
ThePrettiestOne

How much a racist do you have to be, to be so willing to kill so many people to violate the first black president's legacy?

That whole repeal immediately, replace later thing—not going so well for Republicans. Paul Ryan admitted as much Tuesday morning, writes The Hill:

“It is our goal to bring it all together concurrently,” Ryan told reporters after meeting with House Republicans behind closed doors.

“We’re going to use every tool at our disposal through legislation, through regulation, to bring replace concurrent along with repeal, so that we can save people from this mess.”

In the GOP conference meeting, Ryan told his colleagues he expects the House will press forward and vote Friday on a Senate-passed budget that will start the process to repeal the Affordable Care Act. That’s despite calls from Freedom Caucus members for more details about how the repeal and replacement process would unfold.

Right, so Obamacare is such a “mess” that Republicans now can’t repeal it without a replacement? Naturally, he offered no details about replacement and called it a “Senate question.”

Ryan's Tuesday morning pronouncement comes after a chorus of Senate Republicans have voiced concerns that repealing the healthcare law without a replacement for the 20 million Americans insured by it would be reckless.

10 Jan 14:42

krabbydon: roachpatrol: @copperbadge HE’S AT IT AGAIN my naym is...



krabbydon:

roachpatrol:

@copperbadge HE’S AT IT AGAIN

my naym is cow
and wen its day
and awl the men
ar gon away

i dou the thing
i luv the most
i leen rite in
i lik the towst

10 Jan 14:08

agua-de-guayaba: dear-tumb1r: commander-cullen: sauronkitty: d...

ThePrettiestOne

Bob Ross - too pure, too good for this cinnamon roll?















agua-de-guayaba:

dear-tumb1r:

commander-cullen:

sauronkitty:

dogboxer:

Pure…

bob ross was honestly on a new level of pure 

Bob Ross ascended into his own plane of purity

Bob Ross is the only man in heaven and hes just surrounded by squirrals and everyone who dies and goes to heaven becomes a squirral to be cared for by Bob Ross

theory: the ghost of Bob Ross admins The Nut Hut FB page 

10 Jan 14:05

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10 Jan 14:03

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Texts From Superheroes

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10 Jan 12:14

saphtism: eight-times-nine: iamtheun: systlin: totohoy: systlin: kittyknowsthings: thesylverlin...

saphtism:

eight-times-nine:

iamtheun:

systlin:

totohoy:

systlin:

kittyknowsthings:

thesylverlining:

the-macra:

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

I mean

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

i would die happy if one of them sang about money

“Oh sailor, oh sailor, lay your head to rest, come sailor, come sailor, come to your death– wait what the fuck are we singing about is this sailor ok”

@firebvll