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13 Sep 02:44

Disgraced Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich Opens Up About Life in Prison, Shows No Remorse

by Prachi Gupta on The Slot, shared by Julianne Escobedo Shepherd to Jezebel
ThePrettiestOne

When is Steve Carell doing the biopic?

Five years into his prison sentence, Rod Blagojevich, the former Illinois Governor who tried to sell Barack Obama’s senate seat and was impeached for multiple corruption charges, has given his first set of interviews since he landed in a minimum-security prison in Colorado. The profile is fascinating, bordering on…

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13 Sep 01:06

mostlysignssomeportents:Checks out

13 Sep 01:05

wtbw:(via Lifelike Hand Candle Bleeds As It Burns, Revealing...

ThePrettiestOne

Yeah, we don't allow hands of glory in this house. Nice try.

13 Sep 01:01

syntax-forest: @tinyadventureclub I got locked out of my car and only cried like 4 times. I have...

ThePrettiestOne

oooo, now they're making a badge for me.
Not that'd I'd ever earn it.

syntax-forest:

@tinyadventureclub

I got locked out of my car and only cried like 4 times.

I have locked myself out of my car and my home many many many times. 

It is not fun. But it sounds like you handled it pretty well! 

13 Sep 01:00

soup-fairy:The real monster is unemployment.





















soup-fairy:

The real monster is unemployment.

13 Sep 00:55

chrsevans: Cinematic Parallels: Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine-nine)...





















chrsevans:

Cinematic Parallels: Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine-nine) and Ron Swanson (Parks and Recreation)

I hate people!”     “In general, I try to never speak with people.”

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13 Sep 00:34

brinconvenient: theoldwalkingsong: perforated-smile: A 1...

ThePrettiestOne

You know, these stories are popping up so much, I'm starting to wonder about the carrots' motivations.



brinconvenient:

theoldwalkingsong:

perforated-smile:

A 1 carrot ring

@brinconvenient this is the pun you deserve.

It is also the pun I need.

13 Sep 00:09

cleo4u2: shieldposts: mylordshesacactus: As a writer, you should try to give your villains...

cleo4u2:

shieldposts:

mylordshesacactus:

As a writer, you should try to give your villains plausible motivations, backstories, etc. A villain is much more interesting if they think they’re the hero of their own story.

As a DM, this is still great advice in theory but in practice you should ABSOLUTELY NEVER DO THIS because your players will discover your villains’ tragic backstory, look at their motivation and find it sound, and end up adopting the villains, going rogue from the Celestial Intervention Agency to avenge the wrongs done said villains and ensure their freedom, accidentally kidnapping the President, and plunging Gallifrey into a civil war.

This is… extremely specific

I love this post

12 Sep 22:55

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12 Sep 21:07

Submit a Public Comment: Do NOT Allow ICE to Destroy Records of Sexual Abuse and Death of People in Custody

12 Sep 14:47

Steve Irwin’s Son Is An Award Winning Photographer And These Photos Show Why

by Vaiva Vareikaite
ThePrettiestOne

I love the way he focuses on the eyes

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12 Sep 01:22

Lost's Daniel Dae Kim May Take That Previously Whitewashed Hellboy Role

by Germain Lussier
ThePrettiestOne

I'd watch that.

Daniel Dae Kim, best known for his roles on Lost and Hawaii Five-O, is in talks to join Neil Marshall’s upcoming Hellboy reboot. That’s good news on its own, but the better news is he may play Major Ben Daimio, the role actor Ed Skrein recently vacated after learning the character was Japanese.

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12 Sep 01:21

beefbowl2: askinfresh: teamnowalls: this is literally how i...



beefbowl2:

askinfresh:

teamnowalls:

this is literally how i dance

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

what animal crossing dlc is this

12 Sep 00:48

autism problem #1023

ThePrettiestOne

why do i need different words to talk to you when these say what i mean?

when you try to communicate with someone but you can only repeat the same word over and over again until they understand

12 Sep 00:45

i just described executive dysfunction as “me not having the Decision Precision” and i made myself...

i just described executive dysfunction as “me not having the Decision Precision” and i made myself laugh then went back to not being able to get up and do things

12 Sep 00:17

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11 Sep 23:34

tastefullyoffensive: First day of school.



tastefullyoffensive:

First day of school.

11 Sep 22:58

tentaclabia: sunderlorn: its-kk-yo: alwayswillgraham: evil-shenanigans-alpha: monsters-and-teeth...

tentaclabia:

sunderlorn:

its-kk-yo:

alwayswillgraham:

evil-shenanigans-alpha:

monsters-and-teeth:

unlimitedtrashworks:

becausetheintrovert:

thelifeofatubaplayer:

thelastmellophone:

espurr-roba:

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

These made me feel better

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”

It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.

I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I want to make designs out of these.

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

NICE

11 Sep 22:53

Use an "Equality Calculator" to See if You and Your Partner are Sharing the Parenting Load Equally 

by Leigh Anderson on Offspring, shared by Michelle Woo to Lifehacker
ThePrettiestOne

We both feed them according to our schedules. He gets the puke cleaned and I clean the litter box. We both make sure to make time for grooming. He's more likely to play with them, I'm more likely to cuddle. We present a united front, there is no appealing decisions to another parent when the other has made a decision.
Honestly, they bring so much to our lives it isn't work, it's just part of living.

I suppose there are some couples who feel they divide household chores and childcare exactly 50-50 and are perfectly happy all the time and give each other foot massages every night. But for most people I know, every day is a particularly exhausting combination of whack-a-mole, an obstacle course, and a flogging. And…

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11 Sep 22:45

5 Science Fiction Comedies That Prove How Bad The Orville Is

by Katharine Trendacosta
ThePrettiestOne

wow, Seth MacFarlane writes a shitty comedy. Who knew.

Fox premiered Seth MacFarlane’s Star Trek-ish comedy, The Orville, last night. Was it as bad as all the early reviews claimed it would be? It was worse, actually, because nothing truly captures the pain of something actually managing to crawl under the low bar it set for itself. And there’s no reason for The Orville

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11 Sep 22:06

pedeka: just-shower-thoughts: They should start naming hurricanes after notable climate change...

pedeka:

just-shower-thoughts:

They should start naming hurricanes after notable climate change deniers

Maybe people would evacuate faster if Rush Limbaugh was headed towards them at 100 mph,

11 Sep 19:58

09/11/2017

by Jennie Breeden
11 Sep 19:24

ssamandiriel: kelpls: IT’S OCTOBER  @actualzant















ssamandiriel:

kelpls:

IT’S OCTOBER 

@actualzant

11 Sep 15:20

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11 Sep 15:19

xiaq: So my grandmother and I went into town today to hit up...



xiaq:

So my grandmother and I went into town today to hit up the Walmart for corn meal. She warned me that a lot of brands mix a little wheat flour in, so we’d have to check the ingredients. Since Deacon doesn’t have any experience with corn meal, I figured I’d give him a little test and have him check the bags before we looked at the ingredients. He alerted to every bag on the shelf.

My grandmother thought this was the Best. Thing. Ever. She was so delighted to have him alert and then she’d look at the bag and say “yes! he’s right! check the next one!” (video is him checking the second to last one on the shelf). Because of this we gathered quite a crowd of spectators, one of which was a store employee, who ran a few aisles over and brought back a bag of gluten-free cornbread muffin mix for him to check. He said it was safe, at which point everyone watching collectively lost their shit. You would have thought we’d just won the Stanley cup. Strangers were hugging. It was unreal.

So afterward I held an impromptu Q&A session since none of them had ever seen a service dog before, and then a police officer who was watching told me all about the Malinois their force had, and even got choked up talking about the dog’s passing last year.

Since getting home, my grandmother has proudly told this story to every single person that called the house this afternoon (she’s a very popular lady), whether it be family members, quilting friends, or the preacher, one of which responded, delighted, that her daughter had already heard the story from her husband who was doing the grocery shopping that morning.

Small town life, ya’ll.

11 Sep 15:02

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ThePrettiestOne

the...fuck?

I'm usually listening to a REALLY good audiobook.



11 Sep 12:02

somewhatvellum: Being autistic isn’t a bad thing. It isn’t a disease. It isn’t curable. Autistic...

somewhatvellum:

Being autistic isn’t a bad thing.
It isn’t a disease.
It isn’t curable.
Autistic people aren’t broken.

The world is simply not built for us.

Our brains just work differently.
We perceive things differently.
We understand things differently.

If the society we live in doesn’t work for us, it’s society that needs changing. Because we can’t change, and we shouldn’t have to change.

Also, Autism Speaks is trash.

11 Sep 00:46

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ThePrettiestOne

I don't KNOW that the world will be BETTER when we finally off ourselves and the raccoons take over. I just know it will be a lot cuter.



















11 Sep 00:42

astreals:oh my goddd. I thought it was great from the beginning...



astreals:

oh my goddd. I thought it was great from the beginning but it only gets better

11 Sep 00:41

coolthingoftheday: Illustrator Fran Krause turns people’s...





















coolthingoftheday:

Illustrator Fran Krause turns people’s deepest and darkest fears into comic strips.

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On the eighth day of Halloween, my true love gave to me

The thoughts that give me anxiety