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Science And Ice Cream
AndyI want to live where all the world is ice cream and nothing hurts anymore.
Skull
AndyBe your OWN haunted skull!
The Horse
AndyThe horse is all like, "c'mon guys! the wolves are cool!" but the wolves are not cool.
I made some “Advice From Nature” bookmarksFollow Obvious Plant...
AndyBirds are not my friends.
Unsure
AndyStuff is often hard to feel sure of...
The Real Cause of Extinction
AndyI have always been just a little bit sad that I was not a pterodactyl.
I’m so balonely.
AndyI'm just putting this here for Kenny. Everybody else, I'm super sorry...
I’m so balonely.
Alpaca vs. LlamaMore stuff like this on Facebook | Instagram
AndyI feel like I have a lot in common with Llamas...
Therapy Sword™ saved my life!
AndyI mean, it certainly sounds legit.
Therapy Sword™ saved my life!
A Monster
AndyBe your own shittiness!
Photo
AndyI'm not saying I've done this but only because doing so would provide ammunition for the proxies in my head.
Autocorrect Tragedy
AndyThink of the duck. Think of all the ducks.
Micro Harassment
She earned her sexy doctoral hood and gown, so, yes, she's a real scientist. And she won't take your snide remarks in the lab. Respect the science.
-via Tastefully Offensive
The zoo is more fun with made-up facts. See a bonus fact on...
AndyObvious Plant is a goddamned hero.
Children Name a School Building after Banksy, Banksy Shows Up
(Photo: Jon Kay)
The mysterious British street artist Banksy got his start making graffiti in Bristol, UK in the early 1990s. The kids at Bridge Farm Primary School in Bristol decided to honor their native son by naming one of their new buildings in his honor.
Sometime last night, Banksy sneaked onto campus and painted a mural on the building. It shows a stick figure image of a child, a house, and a flower. The child is playing with a hoop, but the hoop is a burning tire!
That's an appropriate choice for the rebellious Banksy. He left a note for the children explaining himself. Colossal quotes him:
Dear Bridge Farm School, thanks for your letter and naming a house after me. Please have a picture, and if you don’t like it, feel free to add stuff. I’m sure the teachers won’t mind. Remember, it’s always easier to get forgiveness than permission. Much love, Banksy.
-via Marilyn Bellamy
There's Meth in These Burritos
US border agents near Nogales, AZ were busy this past weekend. In five busts, they confiscated a buffet of hard drugs inbound from Mexico. The haul is valued at a combined $928,000. The best part of the whole thing was this pair of meth burritos.
I made up some fake events for my local library
AndyMan, fuck Keith.
I made up some fake events for my local library
Just Dance
Have you resigned yourself to the fact that you’re the worst dancer in the world? So many people say that, but they don’t know what they’re talking about, because the worst dancer is really me. They say you should dance like no one is watching, but sure as shootin’, you can feel their judgmental eyes upon you. This is the latest from John McNamee at Pie Comic.
Ingenious Ways To Chop An Onion
Chopping onions often brings a tear to the eye and a knife wound to the fingers, leaving us feeling like there's got to be a better way.
People make products they peddle on TV, but those don't properly chop onions either. What we need is a better way to turn that bulb shaped vegetable into a bunch of tiny rectangular pieces without shedding a tear.
Well, here comes the harshly named YouTube channel You Suck At Cooking to show us not one, not two but seven new, and totally ingenious, ways to chop an onion.
You can dice it, electrify it or simply throw it against the wall! They're all guaranteed to work, but don't hold me to it...
-Via 22Words