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10 Jul 23:05

Science And Ice Cream

Andy

I want to live where all the world is ice cream and nothing hurts anymore.

28 Jun 00:23

Pretty Cool

by Reza
Andy

I mean, almost certainly SOME would!

14 May 18:56

Trash

by Reza
Andy

This racoon gets me.

04 May 18:18

Make Changes

by Reza
Andy

This mouse gets me.

25 Apr 22:39

Skull

by Reza
Andy

Be your OWN haunted skull!

19 Apr 00:05

Wow!



Wow!

21 Mar 22:03

The Horse

by Reza
Andy

The horse is all like, "c'mon guys! the wolves are cool!" but the wolves are not cool.

09 Feb 06:18

I made some “Advice From Nature” bookmarksFollow Obvious Plant...

Andy

Birds are not my friends.

















I made some “Advice From Nature” bookmarks

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02 Feb 23:43

Unsure

by Reza
Andy

Stuff is often hard to feel sure of...

21 Dec 20:35

The Real Cause of Extinction

Andy

I have always been just a little bit sad that I was not a pterodactyl.

05 Dec 00:13

I’m so balonely.

Andy

I'm just putting this here for Kenny. Everybody else, I'm super sorry...



I’m so balonely.

21 Nov 03:02

Meow Meow

by Reza

13 Oct 22:46

Fresh Start

by Reza

31 Aug 23:34

Alpaca vs. LlamaMore stuff like this on Facebook | Instagram

Andy

I feel like I have a lot in common with Llamas...



Alpaca vs. Llama

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23 Jul 19:19

An Idea

by Reza
Andy

I feel as if this accurately describes most of my life...

14 Jul 01:47

Therapy Sword™ saved my life!

Andy

I mean, it certainly sounds legit.



Therapy Sword™ saved my life!

16 Jun 21:19

A Monster

by Reza
Andy

Be your own shittiness!

11 Jun 23:05

Photo

Andy

I'm not saying I've done this but only because doing so would provide ammunition for the proxies in my head.



30 Mar 22:09

Untitled

by noreply@blogger.com (Terry Border)

26 Sep 00:14

Photo



29 Aug 22:31

Autocorrect Tragedy

by Reza
Andy

Think of the duck. Think of all the ducks.

autocorrect-tragedy

17 Aug 22:55

#MondayMotivation



#MondayMotivation

08 Jul 13:05

Micro Harassment

by John Farrier

(Things in Squares)

She earned her sexy doctoral hood and gown, so, yes, she's a real scientist. And she won't take your snide remarks in the lab. Respect the science.

-via Tastefully Offensive

02 Jul 00:12

The zoo is more fun with made-up facts. See a bonus fact on...

Andy

Obvious Plant is a goddamned hero.



















The zoo is more fun with made-up facts. See a bonus fact on Facebook.

08 Jun 20:10

Dumb Keith

by Reza

dumb-keith

07 Jun 00:48

Children Name a School Building after Banksy, Banksy Shows Up

by John Farrier

(Photo: Jon Kay)

The mysterious British street artist Banksy got his start making graffiti in Bristol, UK in the early 1990s. The kids at Bridge Farm Primary School in Bristol decided to honor their native son by naming one of their new buildings in his honor.

Sometime last night, Banksy sneaked onto campus and painted a mural on the building. It shows a stick figure image of a child, a house, and a flower. The child is playing with a hoop, but the hoop is a burning tire!

That's an appropriate choice for the rebellious Banksy. He left a note for the children explaining himself. Colossal quotes him:

Dear Bridge Farm School, thanks for your letter and naming a house after me. Please have a picture, and if you don’t like it, feel free to add stuff. I’m sure the teachers won’t mind. Remember, it’s always easier to get forgiveness than permission. Much love, Banksy.

-via Marilyn Bellamy

27 May 00:41

There's Meth in These Burritos

by Bryan Menegus

US border agents near Nogales, AZ were busy this past weekend. In five busts, they confiscated a buffet of hard drugs inbound from Mexico. The haul is valued at a combined $928,000. The best part of the whole thing was this pair of meth burritos.

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07 Jan 19:17

I made up some fake events for my local library

Andy

Man, fuck Keith.















I made up some fake events for my local library

04 Sep 13:12

Just Dance

by Miss Cellania

Have you resigned yourself to the fact that you’re the worst dancer in the world? So many people say that, but they don’t know what they’re talking about, because the worst dancer is really me. They say you should dance like no one is watching, but sure as shootin’, you can feel their judgmental eyes upon you. This is the latest from John McNamee at Pie Comic.

09 Jul 15:34

Ingenious Ways To Chop An Onion

by Zeon Santos

Chopping onions often brings a tear to the eye and a knife wound to the fingers, leaving us feeling like there's got to be a better way.

People make products they peddle on TV, but those don't properly chop onions either. What we need is a better way to turn that bulb shaped vegetable into a bunch of tiny rectangular pieces without shedding a tear.

(YouTube Link)

Well, here comes the harshly named YouTube channel You Suck At Cooking to show us not one, not two but seven new, and totally ingenious, ways to chop an onion.

You can dice it, electrify it or simply throw it against the wall! They're all guaranteed to work, but don't hold me to it...

-Via 22Words