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01 Oct 00:13

When I walk into a room with a purpose but then suddenly forget why I went in there

24 Sep 03:29

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20 Sep 17:20

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20 Sep 17:19

What's happened to my skin since graduating from college

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20 Sep 17:18

When the DJ takes too long to drop the beat

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16 Sep 18:12

sweat-and-smiles: long-distance-runnerr: nezua: motivation-sta...

by joberholtzer


sweat-and-smiles:

long-distance-runnerr:

nezua:

motivation-station123:

bodydiy:

How to tie shoes for running

Wait I need this for my dystonia!!!!

seems like valuable info to pass along

I would have threw out 115$ shoes if I didn’t use the Toe problem one. God bless this post.

I use the heel slipping one and it actually works.

16 Sep 18:00

Fruit Seasonality Chart

by joberholtzer
16 Sep 17:56

digg: *Cough cough

by joberholtzer


digg:

*Cough cough

16 Sep 17:33

Me today

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16 Sep 14:04

How I feel being a part of the working world

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16 Sep 14:04

When I tell my friends I'm not going out tonight but then get a second wind and show up to the pre-game

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06 Sep 12:59

This is Jell-O Bouncing at 6,200 FPS

by twistedsifter
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Watching cubes of Jell-O bounce in super slow-motion is strangely mesmerizing. It’s just. so. jiggly!

Filmed at 6,200 frames per second by Ryan Matthew Smith
The song is Paris by Lasers

 

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05 Sep 13:47

Camel Milk Is the Next Cow's Milk Alternative — Food News

by Christine Gallary
Tiff Hogan

sally?!?!

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Move over goat; bye-bye sheep. Camel milk is important in other areas of the world, but now it's making inroads in the U.S. too, due to its low sugar content and high levels of protein and vitamin C. But it's still rare here; there are only seven camel milking facilities around the country.

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05 Sep 13:46

timestreaming: FACTS

by joberholtzer


timestreaming:

FACTS

03 Sep 23:37

DJ Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma – Hears EDM – Asks To Be Put Back To Sleep

by Graham
Tiff Hogan

eat. sleep. cake. repeat.

A DJ, who had been in a coma for ten years, has woken up and sensationally asked to be put back to sleep just hours after waking up.

Chris Spencer, who was originally hospitalised in 2004 after a pallet of cakes fell on his head, outrageously asked to be put back to sleep after seeing a “live performance” from Steve Aoki on the television set in his hospital bedroom.

“At first I wasn’t really sure what I was watching, it looked like some sort of weird stage performance like Cirque du Soleil. If Cirque du Soleil was way gayer and for children,” explained Chris from his hospital bed. “Then I asked the nurse who this schmuck was and she told me he was one of the biggest DJs in the world.”

“I literally shit myself when I heard this guy on the stage, doing absolutely no DJing, was one of the world’s biggest DJs,” admitted Mr. Spencer. “Although that was probably as much down to the fact that I’ve been shitting myself on a daily basis and wearing adult diapers for the last ten years than it was down to the shock of finding out this guy was a DJ.”

“Then he started throwing cakes into the crowd,” continued Mr. Spencer tentatively. “I’ve had nothing but nightmares about flying cakes for the last ten years, then I wake up and see this asshole destroying my profession while throwing cakes at his audience. If this is what reality is I’d rather go back to my nightmares.”

“So I asked the doctor to put me back to sleep,” reveled the patient, “but unfortunately induced coma is only used to treat severe brain injuries. Listening to enough of this Steve Aoki guy could probably get me a severe brain injury but I really don’t think I’d be able to stand that pathetic shit for an adequate amount of time.”

“While I’m happy to be awake now the time directly after I woke up was quite a low point for me, as I adjusted to having spent ten years of my life asleep. The only thing that got me through it were the pretty nurses and the sponge baths,” continued Mr. spencer with a cheeky grin. “Now I’m just concentrating on getting my strength back up and getting out and seeing some real dance music and taking some non prescription medication,” he added with a wink.

30 Aug 20:46

IV’s for breakfast. Adios hangover by maxleif #penthouse



IV’s for breakfast. Adios hangover by maxleif #penthouse

30 Aug 20:46

Wearing make up in the summer

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30 Aug 20:45

Newark, NJ $440.00 “No windows or door I will cover the...

by netheryeti


Newark, NJ $440.00

“No windows or door I will cover the doorway with a curtain of your choice”

“Included: WiFi, Electricity, Extra Small Room, Kitchen Access, Coffee machine, George Foreman Grill”

“Width 5 ½ feet, Length 7 ½ feet”

29 Aug 14:16

When my Canadian friends start talking about things like poutine and ketchup chips

Tiff Hogan

for jamie ::pours one out::

(dude, remember the :: thing from aim? i'm bringing it back OG style.)

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27 Aug 15:06

When I get to my office after commuting in the summer heat

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27 Aug 14:26

Reflecting on my move to San Francisco after the earthquake last night

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27 Aug 14:25

Instagram Unveils ‘Hyperlapse’, First Standalone App Outside of Instagram

by twistedsifter
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Today at 1pm EST, Instagram will release their first ever app outside of Instagram, called Hyperlapse. The standalone app uses a complex algorithm that lets users create fast-moving timelapses with their phones. iPhone users will get the first crack at the app as the Android version is still in development due to recent camera API changes on Android devices.

You can see demos from the app above and iPhone users can try it for themselves later today. For a full breakdown of the app and its development, check out the exclusive feature on Wired.

 

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26 Aug 17:48

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by joberholtzer


12 Aug 15:35

My guy friends on Tinder

06 Aug 15:07

"I wouldn’t let him get me a beer."Submitted By: Nicole...



"I wouldn’t let him get me a beer."
Submitted By: Nicole H.
Location: California, United States

05 Aug 18:26

Working undercover. This week, Jessica reminds us that we can...

by joberholtzer


Working undercover.

This week, Jessica reminds us that we can get used to just about anything

15 Jul 18:38

A Music Festival — in Charts

by joberholtzer
08 Jul 14:38

Checking myself out in the mirror after doing my make up while drunk

29 May 17:17

The Largest Immigrant Population in Each State

by joberholtzer
29 May 17:16

Earlier today, Estately released an infographic that they...

by benpotrykusok


Earlier today, Estately released an infographic that they created using Google Trends. It shows which search terms were googled more in each state in the union than in any other state. Interesting stuff!

Of course, this doesn’t show the most-googled search terms in every state. For that, I needed to create my own infographic with powerful tools like MSPaint and common sense.

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