Sean Murphy

I may have bitten off more than i can chew hahah…. She may cause me a lot of trouble. Keep sharing and posting. Thank you guys for all the support!

I’d like to thank Yen Quach for sending me her sketches of Pandora!! How awesome is this!! She has a great site over here at yendraws.com Go follow her on Instagram! Thank You Yen!

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It’s a living!

Hi Everyone!

Holy shit it has been a while, but we’ve been busy making VIDEO GAMES, and we just finished our first one!

Announcing MAIM STREET, our debut game! It’s about a crossing guard with a bazooka and it’s brutal as hell. We’re super proud of how it turned out and we can’t wait for you to give it a spin! It’s available on both the iOS App Store and Google Play.

Have fun, and don’t forget to swipe down for traffic cones

Gameplay Trailer:

Release Trailer:

Still going strong! Thanks for the support! – Chad T.

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Cover letters are old fashioned. Nobody likes reading them, and nobody likes writing them. Instead, they should be replaced with any of the following:

Your Favorite Recipe
Include your recipe in front of your resume, such your favorite chocolate chip cookies. The recruiter will then bake the cookies and have the staff sample them. Granted, some postings get hundreds of applicants, but this guarantees a well-fed staff. Plus you can create more openings if there’s a nut allergy.

A Photograph of a Horse
You can learn a lot about a person by the type of horse they choose. A strong, industrious horse? Hard worker. A sleek, agile horse? Fast learner. Perhaps the applicant is in the photograph riding a horse, which tells your potential employer, “Hire me, I have access to a horse.”

A Picture of You in the Future, Working at the Company
By providing physical evidence of you getting the job, the recruiter will have no choice but to hire you for fear of tearing a hole in the spacetime continuum and creating a singularity in the middle of their HQ.

Enjoy your new careers, everyone!

I’ve heard people say that the first person to live to be 150 is alive today. I wonder who it is? Could it be YOU?? Nope, it’s probably not you or me, it’s probably somebody who has never been irradiated by a computer screen for hours at a time or had their phone shoot electronic signals through their brains and crotches all day. It’s likely someone living on a mountain, farming vegetables and filling their days with honest work and relaxing time with loved ones. Psh! What a boring 150 years!!

The oldest person ever lived to be 122. I don’t know how it feels to be alive for that long, but it must begin to blur together by the last few decades. “Sure, I’m 150, but I don’t feel a day over 125!”

Though what’s more likely is that by that time we’ll be able to upload our brains to the cloud instead of dying and we’ll all get jobs as a spam filters on bodybuilding forums. And I can’t wait.

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