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In a move that’s either astoundingly stupid or one of those “Kanye fans don’t know who Paul McCartney is” pranks, Buzzfeed is reporting that regular people are now referring to plain old sandwiches as “homemade Subway.” The site compiled a bunch of tweets from actual people who post pictures of their sad-looking “homemade Subway” sandwiches, some of which are just on regular sliced bread, not even fancy sub-style rolls. They even come with chips, just like the classic restaurant style combo—albeit chips that are just hasily poured on a plate and not served in their own individual bag. What, are we some sort of animals now?

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We’ll be seeing more of Jon Hamm’s Ed, the most incompetent person Leslie Knope ever worked with, in the seventh and final season of Parks And Recreation. Hamm appeared in the last minute of season six’s final episode, got fired, and thanked Leslie for “the literally hundreds of opportunities” she gave him. “Goodbye, everyone!” he said cheerfully. “It’s been a great three years.”

According to showrunner Mike Schur, flashbacks to those three years will reveal what Leslie meant when she said Ed is more incompetent than even Terry (Larry Gergich, nee Jerry). “If I have my way, every episode where you see events that take place before that moment will include a shot of him doing something insanely incompetent,” he told Entertainment Weekly.

Meanwhile, TV Line also reports that Rashida Jones and Rob Lowe will be returning to their roles as Ann and Chris, who left ...

Two years ago, Jamie Colliver started using LittleBigPlanet 2’s adorable and versatile game creation tools to recreate the widely beloved role-playing game Final Fantasy VII. He wasn’t going to stop at just a few key scenes, like the death of Aeris or that weird snowboarding interlude. No, he set out to remake Square Enix’s seminal RPG from start to finish—dialogue, music, boss battles, that half-hour-long Knights Of The Round summoning animation, and all. Two years later and just in time for the release of LittleBigPlanet 3, Colliver has completed his giant-polygons-to-digital-burlap conversion.

If you have LittleBigPlanet 2 or 3 on hand, you can play through all 30 of Colliver’s Final Fantasy VII levels for yourself. For those without the games or who want a peek at his handiwork, Colliver has created a convenient YouTube playlist walking through his entire recreation. The levels are your typical ...

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The dumbest thing the officials do is measure for a first down. To begin with, the device they use for this routine is laughable, a 10-yard chain with panicky orange pennants on either end. It looks like it ought to be guarding hazards on an aircraft carrier. Instead, it tells grown men how far to run on a lawn. On a close first-down call, the refs trot out this Wallace and Gromit contraption and line it up near the ball. Sometimes they lean down for the exactitude of a closer, squinting look, similar to the process used to detect the Higgs boson.

The funniest part is, the pigskin technicians are assessing a spot determined by a guy who tried to keep track of the ball while a couple dozen other guys careened around the field like a bunch of Higgs bosons. Don’t get me wrong, NFL ...

For those of you unfamiliar with the hot button issue of Net Neutrality: Lawmakers, cable companies, and media groups are arguing about whether the internet should be classified by the FCC as a utility (like electricity) or a telecommunications service (like your cable television). If cable companies like Comcast had their way they would prefer the latter, and your internet would look an awful lot like premium cable - complete with certain sites or services that had to be "bought into." Thus why the rest of the internet is saying "NO THANKS PLEASE" to the rest and calling for Net Neutrality.
But really, Ted Cruz gets to the heart of the matter, because clearly an open internet where businesses are on an equal footing to compete with one another is the socialist Obama-geddon of the internet as we know it.

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