You know how it is, you get in late from work, youâve been stuck in traffic for what seems like an eternity, and youâre hungry. You reach for the microwave meal, and think, if only I didnât have to wait that three-and-a-half minutes, 900 watts just isnât enough power. What you need is a laser microwave, and as luck would have it, [Styropyro] has built one, so you donât have to. No, really, donât.
After he observed a microwave only operating on a half-wave basis, and delivering power 50% of the time, he attempted to convert it to full-wave by doubling up the high voltage transformer and rectification diodes. While this worked, the poor suffering magnetron didnât go the full mile, and died somewhat prematurely.
Not to be disheartened, the obvious thing was to ditch the whole concept of cooking with boring old radio waves, and just use a pile of frickinâ lasers instead. Now weâre not sure how he manages to get hold of some of the parts he uses, and the laser array modules look sketchy to say the least, and to be frank, we donât think they should be easy to get given the ridiculous beam power they can muster.
With the build completed to the usual [Styropryo] level of excellent build quality, he goes on to produce some mouthwatering delicacies such as laser-charred poptart, incinerated steak with not-really-caramelised onions and our favourite laser-popcorn. OK, he admits the beam has way too much power, really should be infrared, and way more diffuse to be even vaguely practical, but we donât care about practicality round these parts. Who wouldnât want the excitement of going instantly blind by merely walking into the kitchen at the wrong time?
Weâve covered a fair few microwave oven related hacks before, including a neat microwave kiln, and hacks using microwave parts, such as a janky Jacobâs ladder, but this is probably the first laser microwave weâve come across. Hopefully the last :)
And remember kids, as [Styropyro] says in pretty much every video on his channel:
All the crazy stuff youâre about to do was done for educational purposes, in fact if you were to try any of this stuff at home, youâd probably dieâŚ
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