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“hey! i skipped ahead to number seven, and it wasn’t you”

“buzzfeed didn’t believe me either”

Bombings since start of 2015 have mostly been blamed on ISIL and armed Kurdish groups.

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I just realized how much better the insta version of 160314 works because of the joints. so now I’ve made a gif-version as well. enjoy

PM Binali Yildirim says suicide bombers who killed at least 41 at Istanbul's Ataturk Airport likely linked to ISIL.

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oh, i’m sorry if my dandruff is too take-charge for you. does that make you uncomfortable? then i’ve got the advantage

here’s a list of no-shame names for your power-slough:

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To get real time insight into running applications you need to instrument them and collect metrics: count events, measure times, expose numbers. That used to be a clusterfuck of technologies and approaches. Prometheus changes that.

Three legendary synth musicians compete in a cosmic battle for synth dominance, in this recently-unearthed concert from 1986.

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You'd be surprised at all the benefits you'd get by eating a bull's penis. Okay we can't think of any because we're not even sure it's edible, but why not try it?

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While Obama slow-jams his arguments in favor of international agreement

Global ad provider Google has come out in favor of the controversial Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) trade agreement.…

'Genius Bar' didn't quite live up to its name this time

A thief in New York City was able lift more than $16,000 worth of Apple merchandise by dressing up as a store employee.…

2016 Adult Swim Singles presents DJ Paypal featuring DJ Earl + DJ Taye “Dose”. Download this track and many more for free at adultswim.com/singles.
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Three stories from Mulchtown: a man has frog problems; snacks are found; police arrest a worm.

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A man, an ideal, an American legend – Decker returns in DECKER: UNCLASSIFIED! Premieres Friday, June 17th at 12A ET

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These guys are ballers.

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Achewood strip for Friday, June 10, 2016

i’m so blessed to be able to work on my comics, even in my sleep. now all i need is this

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We had three shows last night: the two final, sold out, editions of Point Break Live in the main room, and The Dollyrots in Above DNA. And then SFPD showed up at around 3:30 and interrupted our preparations with news that someone had made a bomb threat and we had to evacuate.

Hooray.

Apparently some genius called 911 and claimed to have barricaded themselves inside DNA "armed with a gun and a bomb". This was news to us. But they closed down the whole block of 11th Street. Apparently our guests for the day included: "the SFPD Hostage Crisis Negotiation Team, Tactical Unit, Bomb Squad, Specialist Team, and Explosive Detection K9s, along with Tenderloin and Southern Police Station personnel and SFFD paramedics."

That took hours. They finally cleared out at around 6:30, and our crew busted their butts to get the shows mostly back on schedule. I think we ended up only slipping by 45 and 15 minutes. Go team!

We all watched it on the webcast, of course. I'll bet it got a lot more traffic yesterday than usual. So, Point Break was directed by Kathryn Bigelow, who won Best Picture for The Hurt Locker, a movie about... a bomb squad. Point Break is by far the better movie, if you ask me, but The Hurt Locker at least had some pacing, unlike the version we watched on the webcast. Ours was more like Ingmar Bergman's "The Hurt Locker"... which I now present for you in its entirety:

You can see the roomba-like bomb robot (boomba?) start rolling around the dance floor at around 0:12:00 and 0:15:00. Things really get exciting when the dog comes it at around 0:23:00. That dog looked so happy! Clearly it was the only one enjoying this.

I hope it was a legit service animal, though. I think it's cruel when people bring their pets into a nightclub.

But hey, look, we're on TV!

"So Kate, tell us what happened there."

"NOTHING. NOTHING HAPPENED," she did not say, because that's not how television news works. "Some jackass made a prank call," she did not breathlessly add. "Your tax dollars were used to pay twenty police officers who look like soldiers to wander around a closed nightclub with automatic weapons for three hours", she did not conclude.

Anyway, if you have any information on who was responsible for this, SFPD would very much like to know:

The Southern Station investigation team is hoping that someone can help them with any information about this person who made the threat, and you can do so by calling the SFPD's anonymous tip line at (415) 575-4444 or by texting a tip to TIP411 and begin the text message with SFPD.

Oh, all three shows were really great, by the way. I'm going to miss Point Break Live a lot.