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Gone Home is no longer coming to consoles
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Indie hit Gone Home is no longer scheduled to release on consoles, Fullbright developer Steve Gaynor told DualShockers.
The first-person exploration title was first released to Windows PC in 2013 with plans to port the game to console; However, according to Gaynor this is no longer the case as the studio no longer has a publishing deal with its original publisher Majesco. The studio will instead focus its attention on its upcoming space exploration title Tacoma, slated for 2016.
Last year it was confirmed that Gone Home would be headed to consoles by the end of 2014, without specifying which exact systems. In August of last year, Nintendo of America's senior manager of licensing and marketing Damon Baker revealed one Home would be coming to Wii U.
However, publiser Majesco has faced financial difficulties throughout the last few years.
In March 2013, Nasdaq gave Majesco 180 calendar days to raise its stock price or face delisting if it remained below $1 per share. In August 2013, Majesco received a 180 day extension to comply before Feb. 14, 2014. Nasdaq required that Majesco keep its stock above the minimum value for 10 consecutive business days or it would be delisted. In February 2014, when its stock was trading at $0.54, management sought stockholder approval for a reverse stock split to raise the value of stock beyond the minimum threshold. In July 2014, Majesco stock rose above $1 per share. In early November 2014, Majesco filed a From 8-K outlining its ongoing troubles and efforts to alleviate them.
You can read more about Fullbright's next game Tacoma here.
Train Jam brought 120 developers to GDC, and made 50 amazing games along the way
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Last week an Amtrak train left Chicago for a 52-hour journey through the American West. Little did the other passengers on the California Zephyr line know that riding the rails with them were the participants of the second annual Train Jam, a cross-country game jam taking place on the way to this year's Game Developers Conference.
The brainchild of satellite engineer turned indie game developer Adriel Wallick, this year's Train Jam included 120 participants, double the number of the year before. It's all thanks to their sponsors, which include GameMaker, Unity, Sony, Vlambeer, PlayView, Intel and GDC itself.
In addition to 90 veterans of the indie games scene, this year's Train Jam included more than 30 game dev students from around the world.
Train Jam averaged a game an hour while traveling 2,500 miles across America
"Last year, on the first Train Jam, there was one team of four students that just signed up on a whim and thought it would be a fun way to get to GDC," Wallick told Polygon. "They didn't quite realize how cool it would be to hang out with successful indies and get to know them. It was one of those things where afterwards they told me, 'Oh my gosh! I got to talk with all these big developers and all these other people and I can't believe this is how we're starting GDC knowing all these people and doing this thing.' So I wanted to recreate that event."
Wallick sprinkled the students in among the more experienced developers and, after 52 hours of travel, Train Jam arrived in San Francisco with more than 50 games — nearly one for every hour spent on the trip.
Polygon toured the booth and soaked up as much of the good vibes and amazing games as we could. We also have plans to explore more of the games in the weeks to follow.
In the meantime, here are some of the Train Jam games that stood out from the crowd.
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Pshnggg!
This abstract dueling game takes place along a moving sine wave. With a console controller, players use the left stick to spin their orb around and their right stick to wield a wicked-looking blade.
By varying the speed of their orbit, players can control their distance from the sine wave. But as their speed increases, so too does the size of their blade. Where the blades connect, players get a satisfying "pshngg!" sound and are slightly deflected, making their follow-up blows harder to land as they try to regain control of their swing.
Players spin faster and faster, twirling their blades back and forth. Whoever manages to slash past their opponent's guard pushes their opponent back along the sine wave and into a deadly spinning gear.
It's a fight to the death over three rounds, where elegant parries are intermixed with fast and brutal deaths. Pshnggg! was built by Chris Wade, Whitaker Trebella, Eric Huang and Mint.
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Gaze
The trouble with virtual reality games, indie developer Juan Rubio said, is that when players move in one direction while looking in another they can get motion sickness. One solution to the problem is to make a game where players have to use their gaze to move their character through the environment. By doing that, Rubio has found that game designers have been able to remove the need for controllers entirely, with the added benefit that no one loses their lunch.
Working alone on the Train Jam, he created Gaze, a linear shooter where players steer their avatar and shoot at enemies solely by moving their head.
The trouble with making VR games on a train is that it takes some serious horsepower to put up enough pixels to make the game look good. Enter Rubio and his custom-built gaming rig, which packs enough horsepower to drive a side-mounted 2,000-pixel screen and an attached Oculus Rift — in a case about the size of a large shoebox.
The biggest development hurdle, Rubio said, was that sometimes the train lost power unexpectedly. Who brings a battery backup on a train? That would be just be silly.
Pay Attention
When Tobii announced its new eye-tracking peripheral, indie developer Lisa Brown ordered one. It was just $150 or so, and it looked like something fun to play with. She had visions of turning it into a game controller, letting people play unique indie games inspired by the fact that their only input would be their eyes.
But one thing came to another, she said, and after a few months with it she had still not found the time to properly mess around with it. So she brought it on Train Jam.
Pay Attention is the result of her collaboration with Rodrigo Lira. It's a game where players have to keep their attention from settling on a series of ever more enticing distractions, escalating from text messages and Twitter feeds to popular internet memes. Just one look at a funny cat picture could spell certain doom.
The hardest part of making the game, Lira said, was not having regular access to the internet. Without that connection to the rest of the world, the team was starved for funny cat pictures. It seems that traveling by train is the one sure way to finally be completely offline.
"There were only certain towns where we could get internet," Brown said. "We would roll into the station and have internet and be like, 'Get the memes! Get the memes! Get the cat images! This is our only chance!'"
Cylindrical Tank
Jerry Belich is perhaps best known for helping breathe life into the Choosatron, a peripheral that brings choose-your-own-adventure games to life using a thermal printer.
His Train Jam game was the only one that didn't have a screen. It was also the only one that used a plastic, single-serving wine bottle as a controller.
"This is an ice bucket," Belich said, completely deadpan. "This is a Lysol cleaning wipes container I stole from a bathroom on the train. These are drink cups. I gotta hot glue this button on because it won't stay up, but no big deal. No big deal. These are wine bottles that I harassed customers for, and this is a reel of LEDs and some other micro-controllers and stuff. And the joysticks."
Why did Belich hot-glue a pile of trash together on a train? To make a cylindrical version of the classic Atari game called Tank, of course.
Players place the cylinder on the table between them, creating a physical representation of the fog of war. It's a guessing game to see whose tank comes around the side of the cylinder first to make an attack. But once you send your tank around the edge, you can't see it anymore. Only by carefully controlling the position of your vehicle, and tracking where the enemy fire is coming from, can you hope to hit your opponent.
Sadly, only visitors of this year's GDC will have the chance to play Belich's game, because right now there's only one of it. But soon, Train Jam's organizer Adriel Wallick hopes to have most or all of the other games created on this year's trip available for download at the Train Jam website, where you can play all of last year's games right now.
You can read more about Wallick's year spent making one game a week here.
You'll be able to use your Xbox One controller wirelessly on PC 'later this year'
While we admit to being somewhat incredulous that it's taken this long to get this product out the door, Microsoft has finally announced a wireless adapter "that will let you use current Xbox controllers and future devices wirelessly on your PCs" when it's released later this year.
The Xbox One's controller didn't support Windows at all when the console launched in November 2013, and while a driver was released last June, it didn't solve the issue of connecting the WiFi Direct-enabled controller to your computer. Microsoft even released an Xbox One controller for Windows PCs in September of last year that was ... the exact same Xbox One controller, but bundled with a free micro USB cable.
We don't know what the adapter will look like — the previous generation's Xbox 360 Wireless Gaming Receiver was pretty large — or what it will cost, but we're glad to finally learn of it nonetheless.
We have the power to name Hartford's baseball team the YARD GOATS
This minor league mascot would literally be the GOAT, and you can make it happen.
Would you like to help name a sports team? Come, help name a sports team. The Rockies' current Double-A team, the New Britain Rock Cats, is moving to Hartford, and they want you to vote on their new name. None of the options are "Rock Cats" because, good gravy, that is an awful name for a sports team.
There is no way to win when you're naming a new team. All of the good names are taken, more or less, so you have to choose between redundant or gimmicky. Established teams get a break because we're all used to it. There are no trolleys to dodge in Los Angeles. There might not be a metropolitan area in the world less suitable for a sports team with a name based on public transportation. But we're used to the Dodgers, so we have to get over it.
You will never get used to something like "Rock Cats."
You can vote on the name for the Hartford team here, but you need help deciding. Allow me to present a ranking, from worst to best:
10. Choppers
This is something you do in baseball when you screw up. You might as well be the Hartford Grounders or the Hartford Squibs. While I would buy a Hartford Squibs shirt, I'm not sure the general public would be so free with their money.
9. River Hogs
Canyon Snakes
Plateau Gibbons
Gorge Weasels
Dune Lions
Delta Beagles
Crater Rats
Isthmus Dingos
Gulch Llamas
Cave Otters
Riffle Pheasants
Drainage Basin Komodo Dragons
I have more. Email me.
8. Honey Badgers
They are nasty animals, but they're also an old Internet meme, and the name instantly dates the team. If this is the selected name, look out for the "All Your First Base Belong To Us" promotion next summer, followed by the "All Your Second Base Belong To Us" promotion, followed by the ... well, you get the idea.
7. Blue Frogs
The Hartford Courant has explanations for these ideas, and this one is a combination of the Mark Twain short story The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County and the Dark Blues, Hartford's first baseball team.
Sure, Blue Frogs lends itself to a mascot and stuffed crap to sell. Still, if you want to get Twain in there while keeping a mascot, why not the Hartford Pudd'nheads? Have a guy with a giant foam skull filled with pudding, and let him roam the ballpark, inviting children to flag him down and scoop pudding out of his foam skull with their bare hands. Absolutely nothing could go wrong with that idea.
Instead, they would have a blue frog named "Hoppy" or some crap. If that doesn't make you think of Mark Twain ...
6. Hedgehogs
Too cute, and the punk kids these days don't care about Sonic enough to make a difference with the merchandising.
5. Hound Dogs
There is no connection to the area, but it honors the memory of Big Mama Thornton's most famous song, which lends itself to legions of Big Mama Thornton impersonators and Big Mama Thornton-themed promotions.
It also makes me think of this scene:
It's also a dippy name. You're losing me, Hartford.
4. Whirlybirds
Finally, something that's not instantly awful. Hartford apparently has some helicopter-industry roots, and while it's a little cartoonish, it doesn't follow the standard format of brainless sports names, like (Physical feature + animal) or (random adjective) or (animal ... just an animal). There are mascot possibilities. There are merchandising possibilities. There are worse minor league names, certainly. Like ROCK CATS.
3. Screech Owls
I know that screech owls are a real thing because of Eric Carle books. They're also adorable and vicious, and they stare at you like Hunter Pence.
This screech owl video has 1.6 million views, and features a screech owl taking a bath and getting dried by a blow drier.
Here is 24 minutes of black-and-white surveillance video of a screech owl making intermittent screech owl calls.
It is now 2027 and I have spent my entire life looking at screech owl videos on the Internet and my family has left me and that's OK check out this screech owl video:
Now that I am dead, my only request is that you bury me with a screech owl.
2. Praying Mantis
This one has everything: It's the state insect, it's perfect for merchandising and marketing, it looks stupid/great on a hat, and praying mantis are badass. This would be a fine addition to the minor-league pantheon of creative names. Apropos of nothing, here's a GIF I made of my youngest daughter running in horror from an 8-foot-tall animatronic praying mantis:
1. Yard Goats
YARD GOATS.
It's an old term for locomotives that never leave the railyard, and it apparently honors Hartford's railroad history. It also sounds rad.
HONEY, DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE YARD GOATS TONIGHT?
I guess, technically, it follows the format I made fun of in No. 7, but it's so much better.
THOSE YARD GOATS HAVE SOME REAL UP-AND-COMERS, BUT THEY CAN'T FIELD WORTH A DAMN.
You can easily come up with a mascot with this name (a goat) and have goats all around the park, doing goat things and letting you pet them in exchange for weird green pellets that make your hands stink. Here, I'll use clip art to design a hat you would buy.
Yard Goats.
IT'S BEEN SO MUCH MORE FUN AROUND HERE SINCE THE YARD GOATS CAME TO TOWN
You said it, pal. You said it. Vote Yard Goats.
John Barrowman Attached to "Heavy Metal" TV Adaptation
Judge approves $415 million settlement in Apple and Google employee poaching scandal
The $415 million settlement put forward by Apple, Google, Adobe, Intel, and other Silicon Valley companies over employee-hiring practices has been tentatively approved by the federal judge dealing with the case. Judge Lucy Koh rejected the first proposed settlement, worth $324 million, in August last year, saying that it wasn't high enough to make up for the lost wages employees may have suffered after the companies involved in the case allegedly set up no-poaching agreements that allowed them to set and limit wages.
Koh signed off on the latest deal after the companies involved in the case — including Pixar, Lucasfilm, and Intuit — agreed to increase the amount they paid in compensation. In August 2014, she had suggested that the companies involved bump the figure up to at least $380 million, saying that there was "ample evidence of an overarching conspiracy" between the companies. The parties involved now have three months to submit final comments before the judge grants final approval on the settlement on June 9th.
Goat thief suspect caught with stolen bikes
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HBO’s Streaming-Only Service Will Probably Only Cost You $15 A Month - Now it's really not TV.

HBO’s still hard at work on their new standalone streaming service, which will provide content like Game of Thrones, Veep, True Detetective, and Silicon Valley to fans who have access to the Internet but not to cable television. Now we know a bit more about what to expect when it finally becomes available—hopefully in time for the Game of Thrones season 5 premiere!
The service, which will be called HBO Now (in contrast to their already existing online portal for cable subscribers, HBO Go), will reportedly run you $15 a month and is expected to launch sometime in early April, according to a new report from International Business Times. That’s more expensive than comparable services like Netflix and Hulu Plus, but not much different for the current price of HBO for cable fans, but without the added costs of—well, you know, cable. Currently there’s an estimated 10 million U.S. broadband subscribers who do not pay for cable on top of their Internet, and Jeff Fawkes, the CEO of HBO’s parent company Time Warner, also figures that HBO Now will also entice users who already pay for cable and would be more likely to subscribe to HBO individually rather than through their cable provider.
HBO is now reaching out for different distribution methods for this service via the Roku, the Xbox, the Playstation, and other. Apple has been particularly aggressive in courting the company with a possible second app for HBO Now in addition the already existing one for HBO Go. Boy, that would probably confuse a lot of people.
To add to that, I wouldn’t get my hopes up just yet that you’ll be able to watch GoT‘s April 12th premiere given how many problems there’ve been with HBO Go’s ability to stream shows live—it tends to shut down any time there’s a big season opening or finale, like it did with the final episode of True Detective. But despite what definite growing pains the service will experience, this is still a milestone for the previously cable-only channel.
What do you all think? Will you sign up for HBO Now?
(via The Verge)
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Hillary Clinton Hints At Presidential Ambitions By Concealing Information From American People
Report: Nazi Treasure Hunters Following More Realistic Retirement Plan Than 86% Of Country
Newswire: Ben & Jerry consider just putting the weed directly in the ice cream
Using the sort of reasoning that’s led to innovations like the TV/VCR, smartphones, and shampoo and conditioner in the same bottle, the founders of Ben & Jerry’s say they are open to just putting the weed in the ice cream, thereby streamlining the process. “Makes sense to me,” Ben Cohen recently told HuffPost Live of the idea, one of many pot-related things that have also made sense, like putting fudge-covered peanut butter pretzels into ice cream with more fudge and peanut butter.
“Combine your pleasures,” added Cohen, the decadent Nero of dessert.

Ever the sensibly vanilla buzzkill to Ben’s thought-gobs, Jerry Greenfield cautioned that—while he agrees that “legalizing marijuana is a wonderful thing, rather than putting people in jail for not hurting anyone”—its decriminalization doesn’t mean you can expect edibles-infused Ben & Jerry’s Pot Of Gold or Cannabis Core anytime soon.
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Terminally Ill Woman Is Taken by Ambulance to the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam So She Can Visit It One Last Time
On Tuesday, a terminally ill woman was taken via ambulance to the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam so she could visit the arts and history museum one last time. The moving event, captured in a photograph, was the work of Stichting Ambulance Wens Nederland (Ambulance Wish Foundation Netherlands), a Dutch organization that fulfills the last wishes of terminally ill, non-mobile patients with a fleet of custom ambulances and 200 volunteer medical personnel. The group also took two other terminally ill people to the museum during the Tuesday trip. According to the organization’s website, they have fulfilled nearly 6,000 wishes since their founding in 2007.

The ambulances parked at the Rijksmuseum. The foundation transported three people to the museum during Tuesday’s trip.

A terminally ill man viewing a painting at the Rijksmuseum.
photos via Stichting Ambulance Wens Nederland
My Year Ripping Off The Web With The Daily Mail Online
A Bar With a Built-In Chilled Strip For Keeping Drinks Cold

photo via tskee2
Redditor tskee2 recently posted this photo of a bar with a built-in chilled strip for keeping drinks cold. It’s unclear where the photo was taken but the chilling system strongly resembles a Frost Strip by a Louisiana beverage dispensing system manufacturer called Chill-Rite.

photo via Chill-Rite

photo via Chill-Rite
via reddit
Rats of NIMH to Become “Smurfs-Style Live-Action/CGI Hybrid” Franchise - Ouch, my childhood.
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According to /Film, MGM has recently acquired the rights to Robert C. O’Brien‘s book Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH and is planning to adapt the classic into “a Smurfs-style live-action/CGI hybrid” series.
/Film gives the synopsis for the first of MGM’s planned NIMH movies:
an origin story in which an imperiled mouse protagonist befriends a comical crew of lab rats as they turn hyper-intelligent. They escape a secret laboratory and become the great minds of vermin civilization, forced to outwit the humans hot on their tails.
Although Don Bluth’s adaptation of the book was a big deal for me as a young ‘un (only mildly embarrassed to admit that Justin was one of my earliest crushes), the 1982 movie is also undeniably flawed; if I put aside my personal investment in the Secret of NIMH I can definitely see the value in a more modern adaptation (particularly one that hews close to the plot of the book). Still, the words “live-action CGI/hybrid” don’t instill a lot of confidence in me.
What do you think?
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Curiosity Rover Down After A Short Circuit
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NRA Secretly Backs Group Aiming To Save Elephants Now, Kill Them Later
I Heard The $5 Million Wu-Tang Album That Won’t Be Played Again in Public for 88 Years
firehose'Afterward, RZA and Cilvaringz spoke with Genius executive editor Sasha Frere-Jones, who kept it light. He mentioned, knowingly, that he could have sworn he heard Cher on the record. “Cher’s on it twice!” RZA said, enamored. “She’s like Sade! Who made that woman! She’s a one-shot deal. That’s Cher. She replaced [Ol’] Dirty [Bastard].”'
everything about that paragraph
Yes, Girl Scout Cookies Are Different In Different Parts Of The Country
Prince Was An Afro-Rocking, Coach-Hating High School Basketball Player
Why More People Are Investing In The Whiskey Boom
Where Does BuzzFeed Source Its Content From?
firehosespoilers: never follow firehose
(actually it's almost 20% tumblr and instagram)
Instead of Tackling Its Rape Problem, India Just Banned a Documentary About It
Funeral helmet of Albert von Prankh, Austria, 14th century.
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I'll consent to burial if I get a funeral helm

Funeral helmet of Albert von Prankh, Austria, 14th century.
Microsoft HoloLens Designer Killed In Hit-And-Run
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EA Shuts Down SimCity Developer Maxis
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