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10 Apr 18:15

Valve Approves Crawl’s Gabe Newell Boss Fight

by Philippa Warr

By Philippa Warr on April 10th, 2015 at 11:00 am.

Yet another occasion where I feel sad that I can't grow a beard.

Valve has granted permission for developers Powerhoof to include a godlike Gabe Newell character as playful extra in their game, Crawl [official site].

For thos in need of a little background:

A little while ago Powerhoof’s Barney Cumming posted a gif of the Valve Corporation co-founder dragonpunching a hapless fighter in Crawl – the studio’s local multiplayer dungeon crawler.

The gif ended up getting a lot of traction online and a nervous Cumming decided the best thing to do was to send Valve an email asking permission to keep Newell’s likeness in the game.

Here’s an excerpt from the explanatory email – Cumming’s main strategy is to sell the concept as a self-defence measure (the bearded incarnation is apparently Newell’s Super Saiyan form):

You will be the most powerful character in the game, effectively building a perception in Crawl players that you would be a formidable opponent in combat. This would surely reduce the desire to battle you among our players, barring edge cases in which the player is incredibly powerful himself and is looking for a worthy opponent.

Cumming now posts that Valve replied with a “short sweet email” giving the go-ahead for the character.

Crawl, Gabe Newell, Powerhoof.

10 Apr 18:14

Make cherry blossom trees magically appear in your neighborhood

by Anne Quito
Petal avalanche.

The month of April marks cherry blossom season, and tourists are rushing to the cherry blossom capitals of the world to catch a glimpse of the trees’ fleeting pink blossoms and revel in cherry blossom festivals.

For those who can’t make a trip, the Unilever-owned Japanese beauty brand Lux has launched “Sakura Dream,” a Google Maps hack that will virtually plant the cherished trees in streets around in the world.

Be warned. Much like the notoriously hard-to-grow trees, the current version of the site has a few finicky limitations. It only works in areas where Google has done a street view sweep. (Sorry, Africa.) The graphics-heavy visualization is a bit slow and there’s no language translation for the Japanese language prompts.

But when it works, the program can turn the grittiest urban streetscape into a dreamy vista, with gently falling petals enough to inspire the gardener or the urban planner.

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For those who don’t have instant translation on their browser, here’s a quick guide to the interface:

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As Japan’s unofficial national flower, cherry blossom (or sakura) appears on the design of the 100 yen coin. And if the Google Maps hack leaves you with a hankering for the the real thing, the flowers are particularly spectacular in Matsumae, Japan; Copenhagen, Denmark; Macon, Georgia; and Washington, DC. In Washington, where over 3,000 trees line the tidal basin are in peak bloom this week, the National Park Service monitors their progress obsessively.

10 Apr 18:09

Chrome is still a threat to your MacBook's battery

by Vlad Savov

Google’s Chrome is the best web browser for my needs. Apple’s MacBooks are the best computers for my needs. So why is the combination of the two such a wretched and chronically compromised situation? Almost every advice column on how to improve MacBook battery life begins with the suggestion to avoid using Chrome in favor of Apple’s more efficient Safari browser. The idea that Chrome is a big and profligate battery drain on MacBooks has existed almost as long as the browser has been available, and most benchmarks reiterate it by showing Chrome’s gluttonous consumption of system resources for seemingly basic tasks.

I guess I hoped that by 2015 things would be different.

While reviewing the new MacBook Pro with Retina display, I ran the usual Verge battery test on Apple’s new machine. With the screen set to 65 percent brightness, it cycles through a series of websites until the laptop’s battery gives out. The native Safari made the new Retina machine look good: 13 hours and 18 minutes. Google’s Chrome, on the other hand, forced the laptop to tap out at 9 hours and 45 minutes.

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Safari lasts three and a half hours longer than Chrome

If I’m taking off on a trip from London, then Safari would be with me all the way to Tokyo, Hong Kong, Taipei, or Seoul. Chrome would require a pit stop to recharge somewhere over the Indian subcontinent. Not to put too fine a point on it, but this is insane. It’s the same exact computer. The battery, the processor, the memory — nothing changes but the web browser and the MacBook’s endurance is suddenly scythed down by a whopping three and a half hours.

It’s not just the distance you can go with Chrome that’s an issue. The speed and quality of the ride are also compromised. The widely used SunSpider browser benchmark clocks the MacBook Pro in at 203ms when using Chrome. Safari scores 30 percent better with a time of 144ms. Same machine, very different outcomes. You’d think YouTube would be a spot where Google collects an easy win, but that’s been another cause of distress: the new 4K 60fps videos that YouTube now supports are playable on the MacBook, but only — you guessed it — when using Safari and not Chrome. Google’s own browser chokes while playing back video from Google’s own video service.

Years of complaints, but little improvement

Apple and Google must both bear a portion of the blame for this ongoing calamity. The MacBook maker has a vested interest in promoting Safari as the most efficient, fluid, and pleasing web experience on its platform. Safari will always have the advantage of being optimized for the latest OS X release ahead of any other browser, which means its lead in efficiency will never be completely eradicated. But three and a half hours? That’s the sort of gap that Google should be able to close — if it makes optimization its priority.

There’s a certain sense of futility to the words I’m typing. They’re going into a Google Doc nestled within one of many Chrome tabs on a Mac. I live my life in Chrome and in Google apps. The release of Safari 8 made me curious enough to try and switch camps, but Safari’s tab management is atrocious, including the absence of a shortcut to recover my last closed tab. It’s the little things that keep me hooked to Chrome, like not having to install any translation extensions or log into Google services once I’m signed into the browser. But if I’m not willing to change, why would Google?

10 Apr 18:03

Linked: Brush Logos

by Armin

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Sara Marshall has redrawn some famous logos in a variety of styles from from custom scripts and brushwork to calligraffiti and contemporary signpainting. Many thanks to our ADVx3 Partners
10 Apr 18:02

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Digital Arabesques 2015

Latest iteration of project by artist Miguel Chevalier is an interative installation which projects patterns onto the floor of a beautiful Moroccan building:

“Digital Arabesques 2015” revisits the Moroccan artistic tradition via the medium of digital art as it spreads out across the floor like a huge light carpet in Dar Benjelloun in Tetouan. 

The piece features evolving multicolored digital scenes composed of ornamental patterns in reference to the art of zelliges, arabesques and mosaics, as well as the world of “Mashrabiya” (latticework). “Digital Arabesques” shows sophisticated geometrical patterns based on overlapping lines driven by mathematical logic.

… This artwork is interactive through the use of infrared sensors. When the viewers interact with the piece they create disturbances under their feet in the trajectories of these mobile, interlaced patterns and new surprising compositions emerge. The result is an unprecedented interactive and visually immersive experience.

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10 Apr 18:00

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We’ve pulled all this information together and set it up here: http://ift.tt/1CaTLcK

Take a look at it, explore the data, use it, filter it (race / gender / age / state / cause of death), spread the message.

Follow us for more info, and an updated list.

10 Apr 18:00

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I’m fucking choking on easy mac

I laughed like a hyena into my coffee. Coffee makes a so-so moisturiser.

I’m going to get so many unfollows for this.

10 Apr 17:58

Kanye West says he passed on a multimillion-dollar partnership with Apple

by Jacob Kastrenakes

Kanye West has made it no secret that he's a big fan of Apple, its attention to design, and its late founder, but he apparently turned down an opportunity to work with the company. According to The New York Times' T Magazine, West says that he passed on a "multimillion-dollar partnership with Apple." This was just one of many things that West brought up in a discussion with his design team — the story is about his ambitions in fashion — so the partnership isn't elaborated on. Apple did not immediately respond to a request for comment.


The partnership could have been about exclusive music

Assuming the offer was recent, the obvious possibility is that West is referring to a chance to give exclusive music or release windows to Beats. While we don't know for sure that he was approached, it's been suggested that Beats co-founder Jimmy Iovine has been speaking with some of the same artists that went on to found Tidal. West's music would be a big score and a quick way to get people using Beats, but it's perhaps no surprise that he'd turn Beats away to work with Jay Z and other musicians on Tidal.

The other possibility — and this does seem less likely — is that Apple approached West about a design partnership. While that probably wouldn't be Apple's style (for some reason, it only collaborates with U2 on hardware…), it could also be a great idea. West very much seems like he'd be interested in working with Apple, and he's hugely interested in design. If Apple is trying to be cooler, getting West's help would be a quick way to get there. For now, unfortunately, we're stuck dreaming of what West would do with a custom Apple Watch.

10 Apr 17:56

How Pokemon's world was shaped by real-world locations

by Brad O'Farrell

Warning: This article features spoilers for every main-series Pokemon game.

Pokemon games offer straightforward narratives in a consistent structure: You are a boy or girl that hikes from town to town competing to win badges and you somehow always end up taking down a criminal organization. Your character is almost never in danger, the world is almost never at the brink of collapse and most of the game’s conflict takes the form of friendly sparring matches.

The Pokemon franchise is famous for many things, but story isn’t one of them.

This plot structure sits in stark contrast with typically melodramatic JRPG storylines. The lack of drama in Pokemon allows you to explore a relatively stable world in a state of equilibrium. Traveling the towns for the sake of collecting badges makes each town feel like a tourism destination rather than a checkpoint between action sequences.

Criminal organizations like Team Rocket give the game developers a mouthpiece that can wax philosophical about systemic problems with the world, without actually showing any of those problems. You aren’t seeing a world that was or is about to be shattered by a giant space meteor  &mash; the Pokemon world is almost always at peace. This is by design.

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pokemon guy


Series creator Satoshi Taijri said in a Time Magazine interview that Pokemon is based on his childhood hobby of catching bugs in the rural outskirts of Tokyo in the 1960s. In the same interview, Taijri also says it's important to him that Pokemon "faint" instead of "die" and he thinks death is treated too flippantly in video games. He discussed how these simple creative choices affect kids and their perception of the world. The "cram school industry" started when Taijri was a kid and he wanted to make a game that could help kids relax for just a few minutes a day.

But there’s an important part of this story that can easily be overlooked: a lot of stuff happened in Japan between the 1960s and the 1990s. This period is known as the "economic miracle" — a time when Japan’s economy was unnaturally bolstered by both aid from the United States and corporate bailouts from the Japanese government.

The rural hometown from Taijri’s childhood was completely engulfed by Tokyo’s urban sprawl as the economy exploded. Taijri says that several of his favorite bug catching spots were completely paved over and replaced with suburban arcade centers. Japan’s government accelerated economic growth with "too big to fail" economic practices that could be compared to America’s own housing bubble. And the United States was concerned that if Japan got too poor it would resort to communism, so it justified foreign aid with domino theory.

This is all reflected, strangely enough, in Pokemon.

A tale of two Tokyos

If you compare the world map from Pokemon Red to a map of Tokyo, the two look pretty similar. In fact, every Pokemon game is based on a real-world location.

But if you look a little closer, you’ll see that they aren’t identical. Pokemon Red’s map isn’t based on present-day Tokyo, it’s based on the pre-sprawl Tokyo of the 1960s. The towns that are connected by forests and rivers in the Pokemon world are connected by concrete and bullet trains in our world. The fantasy of this world is not just that humans and Pokemon live side by side, but that the golden age of Japan never ended. This world is in a state of tranquility while its real-life counterpart was in a state of upheaval.

Pokemon has always had a strong and obvious environmentalist message. Trainers live in harmony with Pokemon, and thus nature, because pollution is bad! But there are more downsides to urbanization than the destruction of the natural world: Japan’s rapid economic growth also resulted in further economic stratification. And while the world of Pokemon was spared from the "economic miracle" of the 1960s it still, apparently, suffered the social fallout of that period, namely the increase in organized crime.

In some ways the Pokemon world is talking out of two sides of its mouth by showing us a utopia and then also showing us people who are somehow dissatisfied with the current state of things.

Even as a young American child I was able to see Team Rocket’s connection to the Yakuza, and I imagine most of us did too. But Team Rocket much more closely resembles the bōsōzoku, a motorcycle subculture that rose to prominence in the 1960s. "Bōsōzoku" literally means "to rocket out of control."

The group consisted mainly of disaffected teenagers with poor career prospects who broke petty laws as a sort of initiation process for joining the Yakuza. One facet of Japan’s strange economic policies was the concept of "lifetime employment" — a series of government subsidies that rewards companies for hiring kids directly out of college and then employing them forever. It's rare that a Japanese company will fire its employees, but it’s also very rare that they’ll hire employees that aren’t fresh college graduates.

This resulted in the "cram school industry" referenced by Satoshi Taijri in the above interview. Your grades in high school and college have a pretty direct correlation with your quality of life as an adult. Teenagers with bad grades often knew they had little chance of a successful career, but found solidarity in communal rebellion. (There’s a great documentary about the Bōsōzoku movement called Godspeed You Black Emperor that follows one kid’s initiation into a local motorcycle gang.)

While the Team Rocket Grunts may resemble the angry teens of the bōsōzoku, the leader of Team Rocket (and the other Pokemon gangs) has a decidedly different personality. Giovanni, Maxie, Archie, Cyrus, N, Ghetsis and Lysandre all follow a very similar archetype: they are visionary leaders who manipulate others into helping them build their ideal world. Each of these leaders also openly surrenders after a moral defeat.

This archetype seems to be based on Yukio Mishima, the Nobel-winning author who failed to overthrow the Japanese government in 1970. Mishima and his private army stormed a military base and attempted to inspire a battalion of Japanese soldiers to join him in a coup against the government in order to restore the pre-war power structure. When the soldiers laughed at his speech, Mishima accepted defeat and committed suicide immediately.

The greater world

While a lot of this might seem obvious to anyone who grew up in Japan in the 1960s, it’s pretty inaccessible to the majority of Pokemon’s audience. It wasn’t until 2011, with the release of Pokemon Black and White, that a Pokemon game was even set outside of Japan. Game director Junichi Masuda explicitly confirmed on his blog that the setting of Pokemon Black and White, Unova, is based on New York City.

Interestingly, this version of New York City features the same "ruralization" that the previous games applied to Tokyo — even though New York City has pretty much always been fully urbanized. When I bought this game, I had been living in New York City for several years, and I was delighted at the depth and detail of the references.

There are hipsters in Nacrene City (based on the infamous Williamsburg, Brooklyn) who live in artistically painted warehouses and say things like "I don’t want to work, I just want to play my guitar all day."

Many of the gym leaders reflect "only in New York" stereotypes such as the gay fashion designer Burgh and the flashy supermodel Elesa. This is also the first Pokemon game to feature any racial diversity at all, with several people of color playing important roles in the story. And a lot of Unova’s indigenous Pokemon are based on a variety of weird NYC stuff like MTA worker vests (Watchog), NYC street fashion (Scrafty), accessory-sized Yorkies (Lillipup) and mountains of trash (Trubbish.) The world of Unova reads like a surreal love-letter to New York City.

pokemon politics

pokemon politics


But there are certain aspects of Pokemon’s America that feel charmingly tone-deaf. There’s a lot of talk about slavery (and whether or not Pokemon are slaves) between Team Plasma and the dark-skinned gym leader Iris. There’s a fire-psychic Pokemon named Victini that is described as a man-made weapon who helps you win even if you don’t use him — possibly an adorable reference to America’s nuclear option.

Probably the most bizarre, though, is a giant crater called Relic Castle that lines up perfectly with Ground Zero’s location in real life New York City. But in the Pokemon world this crater was caused by a meteor, not a terrorist attack. Just like with Team Rocket in Tokyo, the Pokemon world shows the scars but ignores the wound.

Relic Castle’s crater was meant to be the site of an epic clash between two rival gangs in an unaired episode of the Pokemon anime. But this storyline was abandoned when the Fukushima nuclear disaster increased sensitivities over showing mass destruction on Japanese TV. The episode was later retconned out of canon and Relic Castle has not been explored much further ever since.

Perhaps the most interesting insight that Pokemon Black and White offers on America is that it defines us by our heterogeneity — especially when compared to Japan, a famously homogenous society.

The name Unova is derived from the word "Unity" and the game’s NPCs often describe Unova as a diverse but cohesive melting pot society. The title "Black and White" is a reference to two yin and yang dragons that have the power to give their trainer sovereignty over the land. The dragons are the embodiment of two ancient princes who couldn’t agree on how to rule — an older more pragmatic brother (represented by Reshiram) and a younger more idealistic brother (represented by Zekrom).

There are two paths to sovereignty in Unova: "truth" and "ideals." It doesn’t matter which you choose (and the game presents both as valid) as long as you believe in it sincerely, you can become king. Given the game’s setting, it’s hard to see this as anything other than a fantastical veneer over America’s highly-polarized political system.

The left vs. the right

The idea of "left and right politics" was explored even further in the most recent Pokemon game, Pokemon X and Y. The game is set in Kalos, which Masuda confirmed to be based on France. The backstory for this game largely revolves around (the Pokemon version of) the French Revolution, a movement that started in France but rippled across the world and is the main basis for progressive politics.

The game’s antagonist is Lysandre, the leader of Team Flare and the last descendant of a royal bloodline that fell from power after the revolution. Lysandre’s Japanese name is literally just "fleur-de-lis" (the famous symbol of the French royal family) whereas his English name means "liberator." Team Flare consists mostly of wealthy and fashionable people who want to solidify their status as the elite class.

Lysandre’s goal is to reverse the effects of the revolution and restore power to the royal family. Lysandre is the embodiment of the "let them eat cake" attitude of France’s pre-revolution ruling class; he’s a ruler who became a tyrant when his privilege made it impossible for him to empathize with his subjects.

Masuda has said in interviews that the themes of this game are "beauty" and "evolution" and "bonds." And while those all sound like positive ideas in the abstract, they are sometimes presented a little more sinisterly in the game itself. The pursuit of "beauty" in Kalos borders on hedonism. "Evolution" could also refer to the Kalos revolution. And "bonds" are sometimes represented as sadistic economic relationships, such as one wealthy character who torments a peasant until he repays a debt.

pokemon politics

pokemon politics

The Lumiose Art Museum (based on the Musée du Louvre in Paris) features a bunch of NPCs humblebragging about their ability to appreciate fine art. There are certain cafes that you can’t enter until you can afford to buy more stylish clothing. Team Flare members talk a lot about money and fashion, and how expensive it is to join their gang. At one point Team Flare takes over a Pokeball factory so they can act as a gatekeeper over the means of production, stripping the lower classes of their autonomy.

It is revealed near the end of Pokemon X and Y that Team Flare’s leader, Lysandre, plans to straight up murder all poor people using a giant flare gun. Yeah, that’s the plot. He wants to make this world more beautiful by creating an elitist society that doesn’t have to share its resources with the less fortunate.

While his plan is thwarted almost as soon as it's revealed, a lot of the game’s NPC’s non sequiturs allude to the problem of distributing wealth fairly — many of them seem to be thinking out loud about whether or not they should join Team Flare. One child in Dendemille Town says "the bad guys say they want to rule the world, but I think it’d be hard to take care of everybody."

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pokemon politics 3

Pokemon X and Y’s moral center lies with its benevolent final boss, Diantha — who is the spitting image of cafe culture icon Audrey Hepburn. Diantha is a wealthy and beautiful actress but (like Audrey Hepburn’s character in Funny Face) she is appalled by elitism. Early on in the story, the player witnesses Diantha refusing to join Lysandre’s genocidal fashionista gang — before the player is even fully aware of what they are talking about.

At the end of the game Diantha is revealed to be the Kalos Pokemon league champion. She reminds the player that beauty can be achieved without compromising empathy and that wealth can be maintained without hurting others. She reminds us that Lysandre’s worldview isn’t absolute, and that wealth and beauty doesn’t always lead to corruption.

The medium is the message

Satoshi Taijri has said that if he didn’t make video games, he’d be making anime. But you would think that someone with the aspirations of a filmmaker would focus more on exciting plots and dynamic characters than this weirdly passive storytelling. Instead, Pokemon plays to the strengths of the RPG medium: it asks you to explore a quietly complex world that you can only interact with in simple ways.

pokemon politics 4

pokemon politics 4

And when you really pay attention to the world of Pokemon, the things that jump out the most are the things that are missing. Why does everyone ride bikes, instead of cars? Why does no one seem to have a job? Why do we rarely see any real violence? It could be because the Pokemon world is all extrapolated from Taijiri’s childhood, which was apparently quite pleasant. Maybe even more pleasant than the stressful childhoods experienced in Japan today.

In a manner that is eerily similar to an archetypical Pokemon villain, Taijri is remaking the real world in his own vision. He’s not trying to preach to his audience or teach us a lesson. He’s merely inviting us to observe the idealized world that exists within his head and hoping that we’ll enjoy our time there.

The views expressed in this article are those of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of, and should not be attributed to, Polygon as an organization.

10 Apr 17:50

Comcast fights hometown, says report on poor customer service “inaccurate”

by Jon Brodkin
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all carriers suck forever

The City of Philadelphia yesterday released a 571-page report assessing Comcast's service, and the cable company is not taking the report's criticism lying down.

"We appreciate some of the positive conclusions in the consultant’s report, but overall believe many of the findings are inaccurate, over-stated, or misleading, and we will deliver comprehensive proof of those facts to the City," Comcast executives LeAnn Talbot and David Cohen wrote in a post titled, "A Philadelphia Love Story."

Comcast's headquarters are in Philadelphia, but in some respects the company provides worse service to its hometown than to other major cities, according to the community needs assessment and system technical review conducted by consulting firm CBG Communications. Comcast's 15-year cable television franchise agreement with Philadelphia expires later this year. It authorizes the company to use public rights-of-way in order to operate cable service.

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10 Apr 17:39

Ask Your Bartender: Job Insecurity

by Jeffrey Morgenthaler
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"I know you’re thinking of yourself as the guy who makes the delicious drinks at the crappy bar, but I can almost guarantee that you’re really known as the prick who can’t follow the rules. And that’s certainly going to hurt your career – I know, I’ve had my share of those bartenders on my team over the years, believe me."

Jeffrey Morgenthaler at Clyde Common

So after much deliberation, I decided to print this question and my response, as it’s a question that I get from you guys at least once a month. And therefore I think it’s important. So here we go:


Hey Jeff,

I’m new to the bar, but not our company’s restaurant group. I’ve done my research and understand how important fresh juice is, but have already had negative feedback from the bar manager when he “caught” me juicing lemons with my own juicer before my shift off the clock. In addition, I’ve been told they like my enthusiasm, but apparently only on a per case basis. I asked them for some new bottles to make some great classics with as well as modern favorites (I was told I could get whatever I wanted) three weeks ago and haven’t heard word one.

Our place lies somewhere in between volume driven and quality driven, is a block away from a world-renowned cocktail bar as well as three other decent cocktail programs, and I feel that we aren’t keeping up in a VERY ritzy neighborhood that’s only getting bigger.

I understand that not everywhere can be a great cocktail bar and not all places are meant to be, as well as the fact that there are many other variables here, but am I wrong to think that we should be trying harder to grab some of that market share?

Thanks, man.

Jim


Hey Jim

It’s tough to try to swim upstream when you’re working someone else’s program. As a bar manager, consistency is key and to have guests want to come in on your nights because you use fresh juice as opposed to other nights when the rest of the bar doesn’t, well, that’s just not good business for the bar. I know it sounds counterintuitive and I’m sure that someone is going to comment here that fresh juice is better than sour mix, to which I say – “Yeah. We know. That’s not really the point here.”

You’re going to burn a bridge if you keep trying to force a square peg into a round hole at your current bar, and is that what you really want? I know you’re thinking of yourself as the guy who makes the delicious drinks at the crappy bar, but I can almost guarantee that you’re really known as the prick who can’t follow the rules. And that’s certainly going to hurt your career – I know, I’ve had my share of those bartenders on my team over the years, believe me.

Look, I feel for you, man. You want to get better at what you do, and the situation you’re in isn’t letting you do that. That’s a really tough place to be, and I’ve been there before. But as I see it, you’ve got two choices: move on to another bar that serves the sort of cocktails that you’d like to make, or stay at your current establishment and step in line. Anything else would be career suicide.

Sorry if that sounds kind of harsh and wasn’t the answer you were looking for, but this is real talk. I want you to have a healthy career, I want you to learn all you can and become a better bartender, but I just don’t want you to shoot yourself in the foot while you’re trying to do so.

Good luck.

Post from: Jeffrey Morgenthaler. Follow me on Twitter.

Ask Your Bartender: Job Insecurity

10 Apr 17:36

The Glorious Return of the Gibson

by Camper English
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don't call it a comeback

Over the past year I've noticed the Gibson popping up on cocktail menus, so I decided to have a deeper look and write about it for Details.com. 

Read the story here

 

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10 Apr 17:35

Produce Row Will Live Again After Seven-Month Closure

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!!!!!!!!!!!

'The restaurant is almost turn-key, but Johnston says they're planning one big project before the doors open. "We're moving the hood. One of the big downfalls was the way the kitchen is configured, they couldn't keep up with orders when things got busy. We're going to move the hood, which is a three- to four-week project." It'll also take a little time to clean up, take inventory, and hire and train staff. Johnston says they're looking at opening the doors some time in May.'

10 Apr 17:34

New York Times Story Asks: ‘Should Grown Men Use Emoji?’

by John Gruber
popular shared this story from Daring Fireball.

Matt Haber, writing for the NYT:

Given their resemblance to the stickers that adorn the notebooks of schoolgirls, not to mention their widespread adoption as the lingua franca of tweens and teens everywhere, some people wonder whether grown men should be using them at all.

Where is that “Reversed Hand With Middle Finger Extended” emoji when we need it?

10 Apr 17:31

savage man, n.

OED Word of the Day: savage man, n. A person dressed in greenery, representing a wild man of the woods
10 Apr 16:38

Ground Kontrol is up to something Part 2.

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uhh
rumor is apparently a GK opening in Chicago

10 Apr 16:34

Google plans to open downtown Portland office

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great

10 Apr 16:28

03/20/15 PHD comic: 'Carry on'

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praying for that guy at Reed

Piled Higher & Deeper by Jorge Cham
www.phdcomics.com
Click on the title below to read the comic
title: "Carry on" - originally published 3/20/2015

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10 Apr 16:25

Japan Travelogue 2014 - 2

by Aido
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hyhomnb, cognac disaster engagement

Japan Travelogue 2014 - 2
forgot to add konnyaku, which is something else entirely
10 Apr 16:22

Black Pearl, A Custom Motorcycle Powered by a Steam Engine

by E.D.W. Lynch

Black Pearl Steam Engine Motorcycle
photo by Marc Quinlivan

Back in 2014 Netherlands-based custom motorcycle shop Revatu Customs unveiled Black Pearl, a motorcycle powered by a functioning steam engine. The bike may look fierce but it is by no means a speed demon–it tops out at about 5 MPH.

Black Pearl Steam Engine Motorcycle
photo via Revatu Customs

Black Pearl Steam Engine Motorcycle
photo via Revatu Customs

Black Pearl Steam Engine Motorcycle
photo via Revatu Customs

Black Pearl Steam Engine Motorcycle
photo via Revatu Customs

via reddit, The Awesomer

10 Apr 16:18

Great Job, Internet!: Thomas Lennon released some of his unaired pilots, including Reno 911!

by William Hughes
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'U.S.S. Alabama, a debauched space opera that Lennon pitched to FX in 2011 and that featured Natasha Leggero and Eddie Izzard.'

As he recently discussed on the Nerdist podcast, Thomas Lennon and fellow The State alumni Robert Ben Garant and Kerri Kenney-Silver made a lot of failed TV pilots in the period between Viva Variety and the success of Reno 911! Now Lennon has made some of those pilots available to watch online through Nerdist, including the original pitch for Reno, which was thrown together in a month after Fox abruptly cancelled another show Lennon was developing. (The network rejected the Reno pilot, too, but Comedy Central eventually picked it up.) Along with Reno, Lennon also released two other pilots that Fox passed on: Hey Neighbor, a sitcom starring Michael Ian Black, and U.S.S. Alabama, a debauched space opera that Lennon pitched to FX in 2011 and that featured Natasha Leggero and Eddie Izzard.

The Reno 911! pilot makes it clear that the improvised Cops parody was fully formed ...

10 Apr 16:13

Beautiful Folded Book Art Featuring Words and Patterns That Pop Out of Pages

by Rebecca Escamilla
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Hello folded book

Artist Rosy Hammersley folds the pages of old discarded books and turns them into lovely pieces of art. With careful folds, Hammersley pops hearts, geometric patterns, words, or numbers right out of the pages when they are opened. Books Hammersley has altered are available for purchase at The Folded Page. Fans of her work looking for a specific initial, word, or number for a gift can place a custom order, while craftier people have the option of trying a fold-your-own kit, complete with a book and pattern.

Hammersley has also created a video demonstration of how she folds pages.

Small turquoise heart folded book

Read folded book

Celtic knot folded book

Circles folded book

images via The Folded Page

via Recyclart

10 Apr 15:45

92 Percent Of Software Developers Are Men

A recent survey of more than 26,000 programmers by Stack Overflow, an online Q&A community for coders, shows that the big tech companies may actually be doing better than the programming community at large when it comes to including women.
10 Apr 15:44

The Invisible Labor Economy Behind Pirated Japanese Comics

Mune, 26, is a scanlator, an underground manga-lover who scans, translates, edits, and disseminates Japanese comics to overseas audiences, unofficially and without publishers’ consent.
10 Apr 15:44

On The Road With Hannibal Buress, Comedy's Most Respected Slacker

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'Earlier this year, he nearly bought the website Hipster Runoff, just to see what he could do with it. He missed the final minutes of the auction because he was at a bar, hanging out with some friends.'

Hannibal Buress is about halfway through his second set of the night in Denver when he turns to his DJ, who is sitting a couple of feet behind him, fiddling with his turntables. "Hey Tony," he says with a subtle wince, "play some music." And then he walks offstage. Nobody is expecting this, least of all Tony.
10 Apr 15:31

Eating Well May Be The New Eating Disorder

There is a blurry line separating “normal” healthy eating and orthorexia nervosa, but one way to define the condition is when eating “healthily” causes significant distress or negative consequences in a person’s life.
10 Apr 15:30

Guard Shot And Critically Wounded At US Census Bureau

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the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun

' "We believe this was domestic-related," D.C. Police Chief Cathy Lanier said.'

A fire official says a guard at the U.S. Census Bureau headquarters has been shot and critically wounded.
10 Apr 15:22

Police: Man points gun at teens, says 'Get ready to die'; mystery motorcyclist saves the day | OregonLive.com

by gguillotte
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the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun

West went back to his truck and grabbed a small black handgun, the release said, and pointed it at the teens. "Get ready to die," West said, according to the sheriff's office. But a man on a green motorcycle used his helmet to knock the gun out of West's hands, giving the teens time to run away.
10 Apr 15:19

LinkedIn Makes a $1.5 Billion Push into Online Education

by gguillotte
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ugh

Professional social network operator LinkedIn said it would buy privately held online education company lynda.com in a cash-and-stock deal valued at about $1.5 billion.
10 Apr 02:10

Gender & Shakespeare in Aya Kanno's 'Requiem of the Rose King'

by gguillotte
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ATTENTION

It’s not as if Shakespeare himself didn’t add enough layers of gender play to his writing, but with a layer of manga gender-fluidity on top of that, there’s a lot to delve into, which hopefully the series will do more of over time. Our hero here, as it were, is Richard, and yet the book pulls no punches about Richard’s character — while it paints him as misunderstood, it also implies that he has powers and visions or is possibly insane and controls many of the lead characters. But there are questions about Richard’s gender from early on in the first volume — Joan of Arc appears and says “You’re not a boy. That said, you’re not a girl either.” And throughout there are a few instances of Richard’s top being torn, with the implication that Richard has breasts.