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27 Mar 00:08

I’m Google, A Mesmerizing Blog of Visually Connected Images & Video

by EDW Lynch

I'm Google by Dina Kelberman

The beautiful Tumblr blog I’m Google is a seemingly endless stream of visually connected images and videos that slowly evolve over time. The media is grouped into themed batches: ski jumps lead to water slides, which lead to pools, which lead to crater lakes, and so on. The blog’s creator, artist Dina Kelberman, finds the media during long hours spent on Google Image Search and YouTube. Be sure to scroll through the site, it has to be visited to be fully appreciated.

I feel that my experience wandering through Google Image Search and YouTube hunting for obscure information and encountering unexpected results is a very common one. My blog serves as a visual representation of this phenomenon. This ability to endlessly drift from one topic to the next is the inherently fascinating quality that makes the internet so amazing.

I'm Google by Dina Kelberman

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27 Mar 00:07

Self-Referential Doritos Locos Tacos Chips, Based on Taco Bell Tacos

by Rusty Blazenhoff

Locos Tacos

Doritos has announced that Doritos Locos Tacos tortilla chips, based on Taco Bell tacos of the same name (which use refashioned Doritos chips as shells), will soon be released in two flavors: nacho cheese and cool ranch. It’s not surprising that both brands, Doritos and Taco Bell, are owned by parent company PepsiCo. These super meta chips will be available on April 8, 2013.

Tacos

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27 Mar 00:07

→ What If The Google Reader Readers Just Don’t Come Back?

MG Siegler:

I can’t help but get the feeling that the ramifications of Google killing off Reader are going to be far more wide-reaching than they may appear at first glance.

… I think it’s just as likely that a large amount of those regular visitors go away and never come back.

I’m a little worried about this possibility. Short-term, it will definitely be a problem. Long-term is the question.

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27 Mar 00:03

Om Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom

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mildly nsfw

26 Mar 22:22

Forecast

by John Gruber
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"There’s a web interface for your laptop and a mobile version for your iPhone, Android phone, or tablet. You can install Forecast directly on your phone simply by visiting forecast.io on your device and adding it to your home screen. It’s completely free."

Forecast:

About a year ago, we released a little app for the iPhone and iPad called Dark Sky, attempting to do something new and interesting for weather forecasting, a field we think had become pretty stagnant. Approaching 100k sales, it’s been fairly successful; however, we’ve been continually asked for more: international support, longer-term forecasting, an Android app, and so on.

Rather than cram these things into Dark Sky, we decided to do something grander: create our own full-featured weather service from scratch, complete with 7-day forecasts that cover the whole world, beautiful weather visualizations, and a time machine for exploring the weather in the past and far future.

Bold move.

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26 Mar 22:22

No "Ungoogleable" In Swedish Lexicon, Thanks to Google

by timothy
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wokka wokka

jfruh writes "The Swedish Language Council is a semi-official, government funded body that regulates, cultivates, and tracks changes to the Swedish language. Every year it releases a list of new words that have crept into Swedish, and one of 2012's entries was 'ogooglebar' — 'ungoogleable,' meaning something that can't be found with a search engine. After Google demanded that the definition be changed and the Council add a disclaimer about Google's trademark, the Council has instead decided to remove the word from the list altogether."

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26 Mar 22:20

Church uses The Walking Dead to advertise for Easter, because OBVIOUSLY

by Meredith Woerner

The Walking Dead/Jesus Christ crossover we did not see coming, but probably should have. Behold one Church's brilliant/horrifying play on The Walking Dead to advertise Jesus Christ's own resurrection.

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26 Mar 22:19

Fan Made ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ Poster Depicting Aged Original Trilogy Characters

by Justin Page

Star Wars Episode VII Fan Poster by Adam Schickling

New York-based illustrator Adam Schickling has created an awesome conceptual movie poster illustration for the upcoming J.J. Abrams directed film, Star Wars: Episode VII. It depicts an aged group of characters from the original trilogy. Adam spent 4 weeks creating this hand-drawn and painted piece, which was done in a style similar to classic Star Wars posters by artist Drew Struzan.

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26 Mar 22:19

Australian Shop Charging Customers a $5 Fee for ‘Just Looking’

by Rusty Blazenhoff

Showrooming

Australian gluten-free grocer Celiac Supplies recently posted a sign in their shop’s window that aims to discourage “showroomers,” people who come to check merchandise out in person but then purchase it online, by charging a $5 fee for “just looking.” Adelaidenow spoke to Georgina, the store’s owner, who estimates she spends “hours each week giving advice to people who leave empty-handed.” They quote her as saying, “I can tell straight away who are the rat bags who are going to come in here and pick my brain and disappear.”

Georgina’s sign reads:

Dear Customers,

As of the first of February, this store will be charging people a $5 fee per person for “just looking.”

The $5 fee will be deducted when goods are purchased.

Why has this come about?

There has been high volume of people who use this store as a reference and then purchase goods elsewhere. These people are unaware our prices are almost the same as the other stores plus we have products simply not available anywhere else.

This policy is line with many other clothing, shoe and electronic stores who are also facing the same issue.

Management.

photo by redditor BarrettFox

via Consumerist

26 Mar 22:17

Everybody Wants to Kill Bruce Willis, An Action Movie Mashup

by Justin Page

Everybody Wants to Kill Bruce” is a mashup video by French artist Pierre-Alexandre Chauvat that compiles footage from 39 different action movies. The end result is an exciting 10-minute chase sequence starring actor Bruce Willis.

When he wakes up one morning, Bruce Willis finds himself pursued by an entire city!

via /Film

26 Mar 22:05

The Currents of Eurion

by markwallace
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fictional worlds with currents = ffgg

This gorgeous world map of green continents against a black ocean background was created by ProFantasy mapmaking software user Mateus Buffone for a role-playing game setting. The ocean currents give the map an essential quality, a quiddity or completeness, that few other RPG maps demonstrate. You can see the evolution of the map, from its relatively crude beginnings to its current form, on the ProFantasy forums. (Originally spotted here.)

Eurion and its ocean currents

26 Mar 22:04

I Had BioShock Infinite Spoiled For Me. Here’s Why That Didn’t Matter At All.

by Evan Narcisse
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why I don't hate spoilers
actually, why I _like_ spoilers, as they often motivate me to be interested when I wouldn't be otherwise (which is happening here) and/or save me a crapload of time (Doctor Who, LOST, ME3)

There they were. Two sentences that purportedly said how BioShock Infinite ended. Two sentences that I’d worked hard to avoid seeing for the better part of last week, after hearing that spoilers were popping up on message boards everywhere. That really, really sucked. Don't worry: there are no spoilers in this post.

Spoilers are an occupational hazard when you write about pop culture. You have to keep them away from people, while at the same time exposing yourself to them by virtue of the job you do. Still, I’d gone more than two years without having any of the plot secrets in BioShock Infinite ruined for me. When I got the review build in my hands last week, I thought I’d safely dodged all the jerkholes who wanted to spoil everyone else’s fun. I could start playing and let the game open itself up to me. But a random comment on a Kotaku article--which has since been deleted--crapped all over that. I read the spoiler after I’d already started Infinite and seeing those words affected my experience with the game. Every time I hit a major plot beat, I’d worry if the damned spoiler I couldn’t un-remember would wind up being true.

But you know what? Nothing was spoiled. Not really.

Those two sentences couldn’t screw up the awe I experienced at the art direction and my giggling at NPC dialogue. Those two sentences did nothing to the challenge of the game’s combat sequences. And they didn’t ruin the depth of the world-building, with all its implied history that made me wonder about the everyday people living miles in the sky. I was still able to lose myself inside the game, probably as intended.

And when I hit the final moments of this new BioShock, the spoiler-worry that bothered me shriveled down to nothing. Look, I realize that plots are kept secret for very good reasons and lots of people want to go into various entertainments with no foreknowledge. I’ve been that way, too, about the TV shows, books and other stuff I’ve been looking forward to. But, when the work has been strong enough, even spoilers can’t ruin good execution. Seeing the moments leading up to a spoiled plot point--the whole cloth of the story being told, if you will--is what I really show up for. And BioShock Infinite’s whole cloth is very impressive

Now that I’ve finished the game, I already know ALL of what happens in BioShock Infinite. But it’s the experience of playing it that will make me go get a retail copy and play again.

26 Mar 22:02

The Justices Are Not Ready To Bring Marriage Equality To Alabama, And They Want Prop 8 To Go Away

by Ian Millhiser


WASHINGTON, DC — There are probably five justices who object to California’s anti-gay Proposition 8 and who would prefer to see it struck down. Justice Kennedy, the conservative viewed as most likely to provide the fifth vote for equality, openly pondered whether Prop 8 violates the Constitution’s ban on gender discrimination. Kennedy at one point admitted uncertainty about whether there is sufficient evidence examining the effect of marriage equality on society, but he then pivoted to note that the nearly 40,000 children raised by gay parents in California suffer “immediate legal injury” because of Prop 8. His vote is not entirely clear, but Kennedy leaned significantly in the direction of justice.

A weak performance by Charles Cooper, the lawyer defending discrimination, probably went a long way to push Kennedy into the pro-equality camp. When Justice Sotomayor asked Cooper to identify a single example outside of marriage where discrimination against gay couples could be “rational,” Cooper responded “I cannot,” prompting Sotomayor to note that Cooper had more or less conceded that gay people meet the definition of a class entitled to heightened protection under the Constitution. Under longstanding precedent, a group which has experienced a “‘history of purposeful unequal treatment‘ or been subjected to unique disabilities on the basis of stereotyped characteristics not truly indicative of their abilities” enjoys enhanced protection under the Constitution’s Equal Protection Clause.

Similarly, when Cooper argued that same-sex marriages could somehow undermine opposite-sex marriages, Kagan asked him to explain the “cause and effect” behind this point. When Cooper fumbled the question, Kennedy pounced, asking if Cooper was “conceding the point” that same-sex couples are not a threat to other people’s marriages. Cooper was left to meekly assert that it is “impossible for anyone to foresee the future accurately enough to know exactly what those real-world consequences would be.”

Yet the question of whether California’s same-sex couples enjoy the blessings of liberty was rapidly eclipsed by a different, unspoken question — whether gay couples in Alabama also enjoy those rights. Three justices, Roberts, Scalia and Alito asked hostile questions to the attorneys supporting equality and appear very unlikely to vote against Prop 8. Similarly, while Thomas was characteristically silent, no one expects him to break from his past, anti-equality opinions in gay rights cases. Of the remaining five, at least three spent much of the argument grasping for ways to limit the scope of a decision striking down Prop 8.

Sotomayor, at one point, asked pro-equality attorney Ted Olson whether the Court’s decision could be limited to just California. Kennedy worried about the “uncharted waters” facing the Court if it struck down marriage discrimination nationwide. Justice Ginsburg, who famously accused Roe v. Wade of moving “too far, too fast,” alluded to the fact that racial marriage discrimination ended in two stages — first the Court struck down bans on interracial cohabitation, then it struck down bans on interracial marriage. The clear implication was that the Court could be similarly incremental here.

Yet a means of killing Prop 8 without also ordering Alabama to comply with the Constitution escaped the justices. Kennedy was openly dismissive of the Ninth Circuit’s rationale for limiting its decision striking Prop 8 to California. When Solicitor General Don Verrilli called for the Court to upgrade civil union states into full marriage equality states but leave the Alabama question for another day, most of the bench was skeptical. Ginsburg wondered why only states that have made significant progress towards equality are required to go all in. Kagan questioned how the facts supporting marriage discrimination could be different in another state. When Justice Breyer asked Verrilli which arguments could possibly support marriage equality in California but not Alabama, Verrilli was only able to respond “caution.”

By the end of the argument, a majority of the Court seemed to believe that they shouldn’t even be hearing this case in the first place. At least five justices — Roberts, Ginsburg, Breyer, Sotomayor and Kagan — at one point asked skeptical questions about whether the Court has jurisdiction to hear this case, a result that would potentially raise difficult legal questions about whether Prop 8 is still the law in California or not. Justice Kennedy repeatedly asked about another possibility — the Court could dismiss the case as “improvidently granted” — essentially reversing the Court’s prior decision to hear the case and leaving the Ninth Circuit’s decision to strike Prop 8 in effect. Sotomayor asked Cooper “[i]f the issue is letting the States experiment and letting the society have more time to figure out its direction, why is taking a case now the answer?”

In other words, the most likely answer to the question of whether Prop 8 is unconstitutional is that the Supreme Court will not answer this question at all. Too many of the five justices who appeared open to marriage equality posed too many questions about whether now is the time to bring equality to the nation as a whole, and they did not appear satisfied with any of the theories offered to limit their decision to just some of the states.



26 Mar 22:00

I know it probably seems a contradiction for an ad industry...



I know it probably seems a contradiction for an ad industry drone to look for alternatives to capitalism, but this book aims to make us rethink things. Ironically it’s also an extremely expensive and desirable piece of design. The cover, for instance, is made of sandpaper.

26 Mar 21:58

megamasterx: HAHAHAH Genuine out-loud chuckles.



megamasterx:

HAHAHAH

Genuine out-loud chuckles.

26 Mar 21:57

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26 Mar 21:44

Build A Space-Saving Roll-Out Pantry that Fits Between the Fridge and the Wall

by Alan Henry
Click here to read Build A Space-Saving Roll-Out Pantry that Fits Between the Fridge and the Wall If you have a little space between your fridge and the retaining wall next to it, or any space about six inches wide in your kitchen, this DIY roll-out pantry can hold a ton of canned goods and other non-perishables, roll out when you need it, and slide easily back into place when you're finished. More »


26 Mar 21:32

better-humans: This was the exact moment I stopped trusting...









better-humans:

This was the exact moment I stopped trusting Joss Whedon.

26 Mar 20:06

abluegirl: Living Wall These vegetated surfaces don’t just...













abluegirl:

Living Wall

These vegetated surfaces don’t just look pretty. They have other benefits as well, including cooling city blocks, reducing loud noises, and improving a building’s energy efficiency.What’s more, a recent modeling study shows that green walls can potentially reduce large amounts of air pollution in what’s called a “street canyon,” or the corridor between tall buildings.

For the study, Thomas Pugh, a biogeochemist at the Karlsruhe Institute of Technology in Germany, and his colleagues created a computer model of a green wall with generic vegetation in a Western European city. Then they recorded chemical reactions based on a variety of factors, such as wind speed and building placement.

The simulation revealed a clear pattern: A green wall in a street canyon trapped or absorbed large amounts of nitrogen dioxide and particulate matter—both pollutants harmful to people, said Pugh. Compared with reducing emissions from cars, little attention has been focused on how to trap or take up more of the pollutants, added Pugh, whose study was published last year in the journal Environmental Science & Technology.

That’s why the green-wall study is “putting forward an alternative solution that might allow [governments] to improve air quality in these problem hot spots,” he said.Compared with reducing emissions from cars, little attention has been focused on how to trap or take up more of the pollutants, added Pugh, whose study was published last year in the journal Environmental Science & Technology.

That’s why the green-wall study is “putting forward an alternative solution that might allow [governments] to improve air quality in these problem hot spots,” he said.

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26 Mar 19:50

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26 Mar 19:32

Questions and Answers About T-Mobile's New Plans - ABC News


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26 Mar 19:32

Another Way Carriers Screw Customers: Premium SMS 'Errors'

by Soulskill
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hasn't happened to me on T-Mo paygo, but not surprising since all carriers suck forever

An anonymous reader writes "Almost no one likes their carrier. And with the behavior described in this article, it's not surprising. TechCrunch catches T-Mobile taking money from a new pay-as-you-go customer after signing her up to its own premium horoscope text message service — and taking money before she's even put the SIM in the phone. Quoting: 'Perhaps carriers think they can get away with a few “human errors” in the premium SMS department because these services aren’t regulated. Perhaps it’s also symptomatic of the command and control mindset of these oligarchs. What’s certain is that if carriers dedicated a little of the energy they plough into maintaining these anachronistic, valueless (to their customers, that is) premium SMS ‘services’ into creating genuinely useful services that customers want to use then they would have a better shot at competing with the startups leapfrogging their gates. Or they would, if they hadn’t spent years destroying the trust of their users by treating them like numbers on a spreadsheet.'"

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26 Mar 19:29

Forget Fish Fridays: In Louisiana, Gator Is On The Lenten Menu

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bullshit, w/e

Move over, tuna fish, shrimp and clam chowder. Alligator is here for your Friday Lenten meals, thanks to confirmation from the archbishop of New Orleans that it is, in fact, a seafood.

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26 Mar 19:29

How to Make It: Rules for Opening Your Own Bar

by Hannah Norwick
At one time or another, most of us have toyed with the idea of owning our own bar. On evenings spent swilling  whiskey after a grueling day at the office, it's a seductive fantasy—trading the cubicle for your own personal clubhouse where you can hang out drinking beers, high-fiving regulars, and selling delicious booze to cool folks who totally get your vision. Of course, most of us sober up, toss out the floor plan we sketched on the back of a cocktail napkin, and go back to doing what we were doing. But those with the resolve to actually follow through on their dreams soon encounter the unforgiving realities of opening a bar in New York City—the hell of securing an affordable space, the Sisyphean task of winning over community boards and getting a liquor license, and the dismal odds of actually staying afloat in a city where drinkers always have another option a few steps away. Instead of just speculating about how awesome it would be to open an Anglo-American craft-beer bar with a daily-changing nacho menu (don't steal that idea!), we rounded up nine successful NYC bar owners—from Dave Brodrick of Blind Tiger to the team behind Death & Co.—to answer the tough questions about opening your own spot. From how much capital to begin with, to what it really takes to break even, these drink-slinging entrepreneurs gave us some real talk on how the bar business works behind the scenes—and why, after all the hard work, it is actually as awesome as you think. Here, meet the men and women who own the bars you party at, and learn a thing or two about trying to open a place of your own.

Blind Tiger: David Brodrick

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"There are easier ways to make money in the world, but this was the only business I could find where I'd get paid to drink beer."

Something you wish you had known then that you do now: I wish I'd know how important food would be in our concept. I'd have made sure we got a bigger, better kitchen, as we'll as a bigger space overall. On choosing a concept: I loved craft beer and when we started there was only one place to get it in Manhattan—D.B.A. I figured there was room for one more beer bar. Little did I know there was room for about 20 more. On choosing a space: Look for a corner in a busy neighborhood where you like the people, because you're going to be spending a lot of time with them. If you see too many strollers around, pick somewhere else. People with kids can't go out as much. On getting a liquor license: Get the best liquor lawyer you can find, make sure the community wants you there, and make sure you are nowhere near a church or school. On starting capital: The amount of capital you need depends on the size of your space, your concept, and where you're doing it. NYC is more expensive than Vermont. On breaking even: Breaking even depends on so many things. You hope to do it somewhere between year three and five. That's why you want a minimum of 10 years on your lease, and 15 if you can get it. On a day in the life of a bar owner: For bar owners, it's a day and night in the life. For the first seven years, I was at work at 7:30am and usually left around midnight, six days a week. On Sundays, I'd try to spend a little less time there. You spend time doing the accounting from the day before, fixing all the things that broke during the last shift, and restocking. Basically, you spend every day of your life getting ready to throw a party for 400-500 people you don't know. On weekends: Weekends don't break you in the bar business. Even idiots are busy on Fridays and Saturdays. It's Sun–Thurs that makes or breaks you. The guys who are busy then are the guys who last. On the best and worst parts of owning a bar: The best and worst parts are the people who come through your door. Visit the bar: Blind Tiger, 281 Bleecker St (212-462-4682, blindtigeralehouse.com)

Death & Co: David Kaplan and Alex Day

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"One of the great things about this industry is that there are so few rules. Everyone is making it up as they go along and adjusting to the realities of their bar."

Something you wish you had known then that you do now: A bar is the most appropriate example of Murphy's Law there is—If it can go wrong, it will. At least twice. Being prepared will save you money, anxiety, lots of grey hair, and a number of relationships. Also, a good relationship with your plumber doesn't hurt. On camaraderie in the hospitality business: Get to be friends with other owners, because more likely than not, any problem you come across someone else has dealt with before. Any intelligent owner shouldn't be threatened by such mentorship. A rising tide lifts all boats in a healthy restaurant and bar scene. On getting a liquor license: If you ever have the thought that you are clever enough to somehow bypass the bureaucratic juggernaut that comes with getting a liquor license, get rid of those thoughts immediately. You are not special, and the machine does not care. Don't play tricks or even entertain them. Get a really good lawyer and allocate the funds to seeing the process through above board. The last thing you want is to check the wrong box and be shut down. Trust us. It sucks. As a business owner you also need to get as involved as possible in your neighborhood—you should do this anyway to understand your clientele, but it becomes critical in the community board process which we have in NYC. If the community feels that the establishment that you are opening adds value to the neighborhood, no matter where it is, your opportunity for success in getting the license and continued operations grow exponentially. On starting capital: Starting out, make sure you over-capitalize. Most failures in our industry come from a thin pocketbook. If you think you'll need X on the high side to open, make it X plus 20% just to be sure. On a day in the life of a bar owner: A bar owner is always on-call. "Work hours" are not really a thing for us. The last thing we see every night is a status report from the manager (if we're not on site personally), and the first thing in the morning we review are the nightly reports. The rest of waking hours are dedicated to solving problems in one way or the other. There's always something to fix. We often say, "We wake up in the morning and we solve problems, that's our job." On the best and worst parts of owning a bar: Best: sitting at the bar, enjoying a drink, and watching every element of your vision work flawlessly without doing a thing. There's nothing more gratifying. Worst: lawyers. So many lawyers and so many billable hours. Words of wisdom: Get a great manager who knows what they are doing, is confident in managing people, and believes in your vision. If you aren't in perfect sync about everyone's responsibilities (including your own), you'll be at battle every day with misalignment of ethos, dealing with personal conflicts, and general frustration. Visit the bar: Death & Co., 433 E 6th St (212-388-0882, deathandcompany.com)

Post Office and OTB: Alla Lapushchik

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"I'm 27, and I live in Brooklyn with my husband and dog. The dog is really the one in charge of everything."

Something you wish you had known then that you do now: I didn't know anything when I started out. I just started doing whatever I could and learning whatever I could. I guess I wish I had known it was okay not to know everything and I would have asked for help more often. On choosing a concept: I start with something I like. With Post Office, I was really into whiskey at the time (and still am) and I wanted to hoard as much as I could. Thus, Post Office became a whiskey bar, which got narrowed down to an American whiskey bar so that it would be easier to manage as a specialized selection. For OTB, I fell in love with these horse medallion wood inlays, and that guided the look of the place and gave it this vague horse-racing thing. The beverage program developed from the concept of a "winners circle," so there are always classics and our variation of the classics. Also, there are always a few sipping spirits highlighted so people can try new and interesting products. In my mind, it all relates and makes sense. On choosing a space: I choose a space based on its location. Especially if it is really close to my apartment. I spend a lot of time at the bar, so I like to be able to run home when needed. It is also important to know the neighborhood. I feel like I know the area I live in, so there is that perk. Rent is also very important. There is often a big difference between what I think a space is worth versus what the landlord and broker think it is worth. If we can find common ground, then it is a go. On getting a liquor license: Reach out to the neighbors around you. People get nervous about a bar opening up near their apartment. I think if you can comfort them with the knowledge that you aren't a scumbag who is going to make their lives miserable, then they will more likely work with you. That is also a crapshoot. People often have very strong opinions and negative connotations about bars around their living spaces. There is also a lot of paperwork, and a decent amount of waiting. And sometimes while you are too busy worrying about the department of buildings, or whether the hood guys are going to show up, or where the door latch for the walk-in fridge is, the liquor license just shows up! On starting capital: All of that depends on what kind of place you are opening. The type of beverage program defines the amount of equipment and initial inventory you need, as well as the scope of the food program, and how you want the space to look. Whatever it is that you estimate, take that and add like another 40%. It is always more than you think, want, and hope it will be. On breaking even: I think the standard is three years to make a profit. If you control your costs you can break even fairly quickly and work towards making the profit over the investment. The overall goal is to make sure people like [it]. Once that happens, then you can worry about the numbers. If nobody likes the place, then there will be no numbers to worry about. On a day in the life of a bar owner: Mine usually starts around 11am and ends around 4 or 5am. Especially in the beginning of a project—there is no such thing as time off. Once the place has its "bar legs" there is such a thing as time off, but it is always something you think about. I spend the days doing administrative stuff, fixing equipment (or calling someone to fix equipment), and then managing the actual operations at night. I drink a lot of coffee during the day and make friends at night. On weekends: Weekends are important, but I wouldn't say they make or break a bar. It really depends on the time of year and location of a place. Often you get a different clientele on the weekends that you hope will like the place and will want to come back on a weeknight. I think if you can make the rent on a weekend, then it's going to be alright. On the best and worst parts of owning a bar: Owning a bar is really satisfying. I like the creative parts, and I really enjoy hospitality and making sure people have a good time. I also like the chaos that comes with it. The worst part is that you fall off the grid for awhile. My friends joke that the easiest way to get a hold of me is to just come by the bar. You own your own business—it isn't a job, it is your life. Words of wisdom: Probably to just go for it. I see a lot people spend long periods of time just thinking about their dream place and talking about it. It is never, ever perfect. It is always difficult, and no amount of planning is going to protect you from bumps in the road. You just kind of have to take the plunge. Visit the bar: 188 Havemeyer St, Brooklyn (718-963-2574, postofficebk.com)

Employees Only: Dushan Zaric

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"People will come back if you are different, and what makes you different is knowing why you do what you do."

Something you wish you had known then that you do now: The most important thing to know before you open a bar is how to get out. If things do work out or if they don't, have a strategy that ensures that you have a way out. Even if you are successful, have a place and somebody to go to once you leave the business. Have all the legal documents and agreements sorted out. Not from a negative standpoint, but be prepared. Just in case, if things don't go as planned, know what you will do. That is good advice for anyone starting any kind of business—know your way in and know your way out. On choosing a concept: There were three of us bartenders living together in the '90s that were all working at Pravda [in Soho], and we decided that we should throw some dinners on Sunday nights when we weren't working. At that time we were all single and were meeting a lot of women bartending. We were cooking food and making drinks, and people were feeling really comfortable in our home. From there it evolved. We first thought we would open a members-only social club, but the smoking law made that too difficult. But it was a gradual thing. On choosing a space: We looked and looked. It's not just about finding the space that you like. If you are lucky enough to find a space that you love and it works out, that's great. You have to make a lot of compromises. You choose a place but you have to think of whether it will work—will the building department approve, will it have enough exits, etc. The choice should be contingent upon getting permits and things like your liquor license. You also have to become a jack of all trades where you become an architect and design the space for service and good execution. Then you have to choose materials for building. You have to wear a lot of hats. On getting a liquor license: It just depends on where you are; in California, there is a lottery and only two licenses are given out a year. Most times you have to buy one from someone who already has one. In New York, you have to deal with community boards and the SLA [State Liquor Authority], and basically nobody gets a recommendation. I suggest hiring someone for the entire process who can hold your hand the whole way, who specializes in the process. On starting capital: That depends on where you are. In NYC, for anywhere from 1,500–2,000 square feet, you need between a one million to a million and a half. That's a modest estimate including build out and opening the place. Sometimes you can purchase someone else's business and acquire all of their materials. That is a good way to save money without spending a lot on new construction. You should raise the money and write a business plan, and if you don't have the money yourself you have to convince investors that it is a good deal for them and a smart idea. That is tricky because nationwide the statistics are terrible. Only 24% of U.S. restaurants will survive year 10, and only 3% in NYC.  On breaking even: It depends on how much you have invested. Operational break even means bringing in the same as what leaves the restaurant, and that is a better place to be than below, but it is not a preferred scenario. Every Irish bar is in business because they know a secret, "Whatever comes in should be greater than what leaves the bar." That just means that your rent, payroll, and recurring expenses like liquor, food, and insurance are covered. Beyond that you want to make more than that so you can pay money back and yourself a salary. On a day in the life of a bar owner: In the morning you get a report from the night before if you weren't there yourself. You have to put in those systems for the closing manager where they tell you what the closing numbers were, were there any problems, how was the service, who worked, etcetera. You read that and you follow up. The morning is a bar owner's evening. Then you visit the bar before opening and start doing inventory, you talk to the staff, and you prepare for service. Then you open for business and your night begins. Your shifts are long and life can be pretty hard, but you have to maintain a healthy lifestyle or you will crash. There is no way that a man or woman in their thirties can maintain a lifestyle of sex, drugs, and rock and roll for more than a few years. On weekends: Everyone is busy on Fridays and Saturdays, that is the only routine you can possible have in the business. The bar is made or broken on slow nights, Sunday through Thursday, and if you are able to attract people to come to your place on those nights than you have something special. That is where you establish a long-term relationship with your clientele. The people who go out on Fridays and Saturdays are the people will talk about you over the water cooler and only come once every six month. Your regulars make you. On the best and worst parts of owning a bar: The best part is seeing your dreams come true and taking this responsibility that you have created for yourself and making it work. You get to feel and enormous sense of accomplishment for making something happen and for having people around you who believe in the same thing you do. The worst thing is that you are everybody's bitch. That is because you are the small business, and when you are the small business you pay for everybody else's tab. Words of wisdom: Know why you do what you do. It is easy to know what to do and how to do it—everybody knows what they are going to serve and how they are going to serve it. But why do you do it? It cannot be for the money, because money only comes when things are being done right. You have to know why so you can teach someone else. When you know this your guests see it too. That's when they come back. They identify with the reasons you are doing what you are doing. Otherwise they can go to the same speakeasy bar and get served the same unremarkable, super-balanced cocktail. People will come back if you were different, and what makes you different is knowing why you do what you do. Visit the bar: Employees Only, 510 Hudson St (212-242-3021, employeesonlynyc.com)

Réunion Surf Bar: Tom Wilson

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"Take out the calculator and figure out how much goddamn beer and pizza you are going to have to sell after that six-million dollar renovation and your $30,000 a month rent."

Something you wish you had known then that you do now: If I could go back and do it over, I would slow down and make absolutely sure of all of the operating agreement details—not skipping any steps just to get the thing started. Everyone has those moments when it feels like it will never happen. Skipping legal steps doesn't make it happen much faster, and bad things can happen if you do. On choosing a concept: Because the space was a basement, it was screaming to be a speakeasy type of place. We decided to ignore that scream and do something crazy with it. We started out with a Tiki concept but the more we looked into Tiki the more limiting it seemed. Guests expect to drink Zombies and eat Pu-Pu Platters and that's it. But a beach bar? A beach bar can do anything it wants as long as someone has done it on a beach—fish tacos, cold beer, fried clams. We even have a dish inspired by the beaches of the Black Sea in Russia. Sure, we have amazing frozen drinks and some of them come in coconuts with umbrellas, but we also use braised short rib instead of ground beef in our burgers. On choosing a space: Our current investors had [it] available and liked what we did with Mas(farmhouse). We had worked for them a long time ago. They actually approached us. On getting a liquor license: Go to your block association and community board meetings! In addition to the endless legal work for the SLA, you can meet with huge and unseen pressures from the community unless you actually go out there and meet them. Be honest about what you want to do. There will be cranky people at the meetings, but don't forget that there are ALWAYS cranky people at the meetings no matter what the discussion. When they shout that you will be destroying the neighborhood, it will make you look much more reasonable to the other people there. Remind them that you are opening a business that will employ people and be good for the community. On starting capital: A billion dollars? Jokes. I guess the point is there is no formula, but start with as much as you can. Nearly everyone starts with too little and the critical mistakes are: 1) Spending at the beginning like a maniac (treat the first dollars you spend as if they were your last because you are going to have to pay them back later); and 2) Not opening with operating capital. It doesn't have to be enough to operate your business with no revenue for three months, but I see so many people open and then go under almost instantly because they have no backup cash. A restaurant in my neighborhood recently opened for friends-and-family and a week of previews, and then closed before they even opened! On breaking even: 18 months is a good maximum. On a day in the life of a bar owner: It's actually pretty fun—wake up, meditate, have coffee. If I have private event contracts to write or emails to answer, I generally do it then. I like to check in with my business partner and manager after that over the phone and go over any issues that have arisen in service, staffing, etcetera, so that we may cover them before service that night. Head up to the space in the late afternoon to check that everything was closed properly the night before. Any maintenance stuff that I don't want to pay someone to do gets done at this point. Gene and I always have some little project going on, from building condiment trays to hanging bamboo somewhere. Customers love that all of our stuff is made by us—made by surfers. The staff arrives and we go over any problems and make sure to show them where they are doing a great job as well. If we have interviews for employment or press we usually do them in house after the bar is set up, but before customers arrive. Service is pretty busy and crazy. Though we have an excellent manager on the floor there is really no one who can look around the entire room and keep the rhythm of the night going or stop problems before they happen like my business partner and myself can do. We built the place ourselves and watched it get busier and busier through many incarnations of staff and management so we can really SEE the room, if that make sense. On weekends: The economics of a Friday and Saturday night absolutely do not break a bar. It's the Sundays, Mondays, and Tuesdays that do. From the guests point of view, if it's a weekend spot in their mind they will go sometimes, but they will also find another weekend spot and desert you. We have busy weekends, but I like for them to be not too busy. Making sure people can talk and kiss and get a drink without waiting 5 minutes for one beer is the goal. People will get sick of you fast if that happens. That's the nature of the New York weekend crowd. Give me solid weekdays over super-busy weekends any day! On the best and worst parts of owning a bar: The best part is kind of cheesy, but it's a true personal thing. I like welcoming people into my place. When everything is set up and ready to go and you have taken care of all the details, it's like opening the door to your guests at a dinner party where everything is ready and you don't have to rush around. You can just enjoy their company. I like that feeling. I always have. I guess the worst part is firing people. Especially when they really want to work for you. That kills me. I make the managers do it now. Words of wisdom: Have a calculator on the table when you are talking about numbers, otherwise it's just talk. I see so many people starting out that make up sales projections in a best-case scenario and the same goes with their costs. Take out the calculator and figure out how much goddamn beer and pizza you are going to have to sell after that 6 million dollar renovation and your $30,000 a month rent. Figure out your best-case scenario and then cut it by 20% and do all of your numbers again. Are you still in business? Good. Now cut that sales number by 20% and do all of your numbers again. Still in business? Good. Keep doing it until you find out exactly what you have to do in the absolute worst case to keep your business alive. Add a theoretical flood that closes you down for three days and you have no loss-of-business insurance. Add a beer cost increase and see what happens. A payroll increase, see what happens. Add any "what-ifs" you can think of by ones, twos, and threes. When you start to get a feeling for it you will be able to look at a situation and it will just give you a bad feeling inside. Kind of like "Yeah, we are technically in business, but if we had to close for one day we would be dead! This is not going to work." You just have to make sure it works. Visit the bar: Réunion Surf Bar, 357 W 44th St (212-582-3200, reunionbar.com)

Silver Lining: Joseph Schwartz

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"Keep the business plan simple, have faith in it, and be prepared to do an incredible amount of work for very little in financial return at the outset."

Something you wish you had known then that you do now: Each bar or business has its own unique challenges and it's hard to anticipate what you will look back and judge what you wish you knew. On choosing a space: At both Little Branch and Silver Lining, the spaces kind of found us. At Little Branch, the tenant has been a regular customer at Milk and Honey and he referred us to the landlord. At Silver Lining, the landlord knew my partner Vito Dieterle as a jazz man. On starting capital: The amount of capital you need to open varies widely depending on how much work needs to be done in the space, the nature of that work, and how much time that work will take. On weekends: I think if you have trouble filling a bar on a Friday and Saturday night you may already be in trouble. The difference between scraping by and being a success is often measured by how well you manage to develop a regular clientele Sunday or Monday through Thursday. On a day in the life of a bar owner: The day in the life of an owner is not terribly glamorous and usually involves some plunging of toilets or other minor or major repairs. The best time is when you get to pause for a moment to look around and enjoy what you created. Words of wisdom: To somebody who is trying to open their own business without a bunch of capital, I would recommend finding a space they can easily convert that doesn't need a great deal of work. Keep the business plan simple, have faith in it, and be prepared to do an incredible amount of work for very little in return financially speaking at the outset. Visit the bar: 75 Murray St (212-513-1234, silverliningbar.com)

Sycamore: Justin Israelson

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"Probably don't be a felon."

Something you wish you had known then that you do now: We really knew nothing about how to run a bar, we just figured it out day by day. So if anything, maybe how to run a bar? On choosing a concept: A lot of drinks went into it and a lot of brainstorming. We knew we wanted to have a dual concept and we knew what we liked about various bars, like having live music and a great outdoor space. We wanted to create a place where we would enjoy hanging out. The flower shop seemed to be our best fit, at least from the group of ideas that we came up with. On choosing a space: We stumbled upon this space about two years before we took the lease. We met with some people in the backyard for a beer one day and saw the ivy wall. When we heard it was available, we jumped on it immediately. On getting a liquor license: Sit in on a community board meeting or two. Meet your neighbors. Make sure your neighborhood understands what you are trying to do and be respectful. That is a big deal. Also, probably don't be a felon. On starting capital: Six months of runway is very comfortable. I think we started with three. On breaking even: I think it takes an average of somewhere from three to five years—plus a bit of luck. On a day in the life of a bar owner: Some days you might not have much to do, but some days you might find yourself working 18 hours. Opening up a bar is just like starting any business—it's 24/7. On the best and worst parts of owning a bar: The best is meeting a bunch of interesting people, and the worst is getting phone calls in the middle of the night because something went wrong. Words of wisdom: Make sure you have fun and be creative, but treat it as a business. Visit the bar: Sycamore, 1118 Cortelyou Rd, Brookln (347-240-5850, sycamorebrooklyn.com) cleardot How to Make It: Rules for Opening Your Own Bar

Noorman's Kil: Marcel Simoneau

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"Do your research, know your neighborhood, know your idea, and have fun."

Something you wish you had known then that you do now: How much construction we'd have to do and all the details you have to pay attention to. On choosing a space: We we're actually looking at spaces in Bushwick. We all live in the neighborhood and love it. The space just kinda fell in our laps. On getting a liquor license: Be diligent and patient, and have coffee always brewing. On a day in the life of a bar owner: Deal with the problems of the previous night, make sure everything is running smoothly, everything is stocked, bills and people are paid. Most importantly, take care of the space and the environment you want people to relax and have fun in. On weekends: I don't believe weekends make or break a bar. They might for some places. Weekends are just livelier. More problems and more fun. On the best and worst parts of owning a bar: The best part is having your own bar! Worst would be having to be responsible for your own bar. Visit the bar: Noorman's Kils, 609 Grand St, Brooklyn (347-384-2526, noormanskil.com)

Upstate Craft Beer & Oyster Bar: Jennifer Gavin

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"Being in the black year one should be your one and only priority."

Something you wish you had known then that you do now: Recently, my husband and I were asked this question separately and yet we both had the same answer: POS (point-of-sale) system. It’s the one thing we should have put more time and energy towards when evaluating our options. We hate the system we have and will be switching to a far better one for our needs this summer. Although we’ll have to pay a couple of financial penalties because we’ll be breaking contracts, it’s necessary to switch. Lesson learned. On choosing a concept: The name pays homage to Shane's (my husband) childhood upbringing, as well as New York's pivotal role in the beer industry and the regional beers we serve. He’s like Rain Man when it comes to beer. We also support any small-batch or limited-release quality products and sustainable practices regardless of geography. On choosing a space: In NYC, finding a space can be a bit of a sport. We knew early on that we wanted our place to be near where we live (West Village) and spent about ten months looking before we found the perfect one. We didn’t get it because someone else was willing to pay above asking price. We love our East Village location but it wasn’t our first choice. Or second choice for that matter. But we are super happy with where we ended up. On getting a liquor license: Invest in a liquor lawyer who is 100% a shark. Ours is and we love him for it. He gave us great advice: "Be patient and don’t be greedy." Knowing how difficult it is to get a license in NYC, it can help to first apply for beer and wine only. After a year in business with a spotless record, we applied for the liquor license. Now we have both. It took almost eight months to receive our beer and wine license, and we submitted our application the day after we signed the lease. That is standard policy in NYC, as the license is tied to the place not the people. We opened 48 hours after receiving the license. On breaking even: Develop a conservative business plan and be mindful of what you spend money on, and you will break even within the first year. Being in the black year one should be your one and only priority. Words of wisdom: Cash flow is king! Spend as little as you possibly can on construction and/or interior design. That’s the biggest expense that often takes a place down within the first year, because the money is tied up in renovation projects which would have been better served to cover future rent or back-of-house salaries. Besides, you can always update the place after your first year of business. By then, you will really know what is and is not needed for the space. Visit the bar: Upstate Craft Beer & Oyster Bar, 95 1st Ave (917-408-3395, upstatenyc.com)
26 Mar 19:25

Why Hackers Get More Jail Time Than Rapists

26 Mar 18:04

Day-one Incredipede Steam sales eclipse previous four months

by Jessica Conditt
Incredipede Steam When Incredipede launched on Colin Northway's site in October 2012, "there were tears. There were all the stages of loss," Sarah Northway told Joystiq at GDC. Colin previously told us that Incredipede sales direct from his site were disappointing, in part because it wasn't yet on Steam.

Incredipede launched on Steam on March 18, and in its first 24 hours, it sold more units than the previous four months of independent sales combined.

"It's really good," Colin said. "I mean, it wasn't good for the four months, but it was good for the one day. And now it's doing well. It didn't just drop off to nothing. It's not going to make us rich, but we're actually going to get paid for the work we did. We have enough money to make another game."

Incredipede secured its Steam deal through an IGF nomination, another piece of advertisement that helped boost the game's sales. The Steam version is technically "1.5," featuring a bunch of updates that streamline the game's difficulty, adding 60 new levels and two more muscle groups that players can manipulate. Incredipede is on sale on Steam right now through March 29, for $10 on PC and Mac.

JoystiqDay-one Incredipede Steam sales eclipse previous four months originally appeared on Joystiq on Tue, 26 Mar 2013 12:30:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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26 Mar 17:39

Having fun with dumb terminals

by Brian Benchoff

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For a long time now, [Morgan] has been wanting an old serial terminal. In a stroke of luck, one of his pals at the Quelab hackerspace scored an awesome ADM-3A terminal from a collector. It’s a historically significant piece of computing and UNIX history, so obviously [Morgan] needed to get it working.

The ADM-3A terminal pre-dates the famous DEC VT-100 terminal, but since [Morgan]‘s new acquisition speaks RS-232, he had a good shot at getting it to work with one of his more modern boxes. He’s using a Windows laptop loaded up with FreeBSD in a VM to talk to the terminal. Surprisingly, the only additional hardware required was a USB to serial cable and a DE9-DB25 serial adapter.

It may not be as cool (or as loud) as Quelab’s Teletype ASR-35 they have set up for Zork sessions, but it’s great to see ancient hardware have some
use. Right now, [Morgan] is editing files with vi and of course playing Zork. Seems like there’s plenty of life left in this old dumb terminal. After looking for an old VT-100 for a while now, I’ve got to say I’m pretty jealous.


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26 Mar 17:38

Nu-Desktop Dungeons Free Again, For A Bit

by Alec Meer

I can't get their site to load so I had to use an old screenshot and it's probably non-representative now and waah

They did it last year, and they still haven’t finished their game so they’re doing it again this year. Desktop Dungeons was/is a brilliant little mash-up of rogue-like and puzzle game, and the devs have been working on a dramatically expanded version with a metagame, character persistence and all sorts. In honour of GDC, because, er, I don’t know, they’ve made the beta version of the game free to all for the duration of the conference.
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26 Mar 17:35

"I just thought: “I’d love to make Lara gay!” That’s probably going to be your headline. You know, we..."

“I just thought: “I’d love to make Lara gay!” That’s probably going to be your headline. You know, we didn’t actually touch on Lara’s sexuality in the game. She kisses Alex on the cheek. He has a crush on Lara, but it’s actually a sort of respect crush as much as anything else! It’s a sweet crush, which makes that moment more poignant. But people have talked about Lara’s boyfriends and stuff like that, and I’m like, “No, no, I don’t want that to be part of it!” This is about her. I didn’t feel like a boyfriend or that side of things fit into it. But I do like the fact that people speculate about what Lara’s relationship to Sam might have been, [or that people speculate about Faith and Celeste]. It’s good that people care enough about those characters to think about those sorts of things.”

- Tomb Raider (2013) Head Writer, Rhianna Pratchett (via pugletto)
26 Mar 17:34

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amandaabbington:

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you are ridiculous sir.

Hysteria. It’s a measure of his gifts that he can keep his face straight while delivering such material.  :)