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23 Apr 02:50

Scotland: a Quick Trip

by John Hansell
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future scotland trip

Whisky Advocate’s managing editor, Lew Bryson, reports on his recent trip to Scotland.

I was invited to join a press trip to Highland Park distillery recently. I accepted, and added on two days of my own to visit other distilleries in the Highlands. The trip was last week, and after a pleasant Sunday afternoon in the cask ale bars of Edinburgh, we flew up to Kirkwall on Orkney on a brisk Monday morning, dropped our bags at the Lynnfield Hotel, and went to the distillery. We stood in the courtyard, smelling the peat burning in the maltings, looking at tubs filled with tiny daffodils, and feeling the sleet fall lightly on our heads and shoulders. That’s Orkney for you.

Highland Park does floor malting of about 20% of its malt, and smokes it all with Orkney peat to between 35 and 50 ppm of phenols. IMG_0098The local peat is unique, and densely layered with heather. We went out to the peat cuttings the following day, and could see heather roots right down to the 5,000 year level. The other 80% of the malt is unpeated and is bought in. The 80/20 blend is the same in all mashing, and yields the familiarly gentle peat character of Highland Park, with a phenol level of about 2 ppm in the spirit.

Highland Park’s whisky is all aged in oloroso sherry-seasoned casks; some made from American oak, some from Spanish oak (about 50/50), but all sherry (which made for an amusing “Ah HA!” moment when we spotted a small number of port pipes; they were experimental, and may never make it to a bottling). They vary the ratios of American/ Spanish and first-fill/refill to get different character for the different bottlings. The 30 Year Old, for instance, has no first-fill casks; the 25 Year Old is 50% first-fill casks.

It was broadly hinted to us that the Edrington Group would like to reserve as much Highland Park as possible for single malt bottling (they’ve already cut back on the amount of barrels being released to independent bottlers). With the same kind of demand driving things at The Macallan, you wonder what the future is for Famous Grouse and Cutty Sark.

IMAG0616After a fascinating second day getting the Orkney experience—standing stones, cliffs, more sleet, a Neolithic chamber tomb, the peat bogs, Scapa Flow, and fish and chips in a harborside pub—we left Kirkwall Wednesday morning, and I rented a car to drive to Speyside. My first stop was The Macallan, where my guide, Ian Duncan, told me that they’re now running 24/7 every day of the year, except for three weeks of maintenance in July. Yes, every day of the year, even Christmas and New Year’s, which is how they’re putting out 9.2 million liters a year (even given their “curiously small stills”).

The visitor center has an excellent display on wood, which shows the structure of oak, explaining how oak is watertight, but also, very slowly, breathes. The oak they’re largely looking at, of course, is Spanish and American oak used in sherry casks, which now cost The Macallan about £650 each, compared to £500 only two years ago. Do yourself a favor: drink more sherry!

Unfortunately, since I was traveling solo, I wasn’t able to taste anything, so I pushed on to The Glenlivet, where I was met by international brand ambassador Ian Logan. It was a bit late in the afternoon, so we had the place largely to ourselves, and we paused for a moment in the new distillation hall, a soaring place with a grand view across the valley. The stills are oil-fired, but natural gas is coming: I’d been held up by the construction along the way. The new stills are in addition to the old ones and give the distillery a capacity of 10.5 million liters a year, trying to keep up with a booming demand that had increased sales of Glenlivet from 2,500 cases a year in the 1970s to 250,000 cases in 2001, and an amazing 825,000 cases in 2012.

I asked Ian about the still geometry; why are the stills at Glenlivet shaped the way they are? He called over brewer Richard Clark, who cocked his head and said, “Because that’s the way we’ve always done it. But really, that’s what it is. Whatever the reason they were built the way they were, keep doing it the same way, because that’s how your spirit is.”

That led us into a discussion of quality vs. consistency. The distillation here is highly consistent because of automation. That’s not necessarily higher quality every time, Ian noted, but it makes for a regularly higher level overall, and it’s always the same. Automation may make a smaller workforce possible—there are ten people making the whisky here—but it’s still the people who make the whisky, he said.

Then we had a chat about limits. The last downturn in the industry was in the 1980s, Ian said, but Chivas kept making whisky, and Glenlivet is set for older whiskies because of that. “It will turn down again,” he said. “It always does. Everything does. Everything is cyclical.” There are other limits on growth; everyone I talked to on this trip had water on their mind, a limiting factor even here in rainy Scotland as production expands in response to demand.

I drove on up past Inverness, and spent the night at The Anderson in Fortrose, owned by an old acquaintance from Philly, Jim IMG_0160Anderson (and he has a great whisky bar). It was a short drive to Tain the next morning, where Annette MacKenzie took me around a quiet Glenmorangie that was slowly coming back to life after annual maintenance. They did a total refurbishment three years ago, and are looking at 6 million liters production this year.

It was quiet at the distillery, but things were stirring. Malt was being delivered, and steam was slowly being turned back on. “Good to hear the noise!” Annette called to the stillman. Then she told me that because the sounds of the steam and the bubbles and the gushes of the stillhouse are so important, and the stillman leans to listen to every little nuance, “You can’t sneak up on a stillman.”

I drove back southeast, backtracking to The Dalmore, where Shauna Jennens took me around. We saw the two sets of stills—the “little rascals” and the “big bastards”—with the odd flat tops of the wash stills and the unique cooling water jackets of the spirit stills.

“It’s an unbalanced distilling system,” explained stillman Mark Hallas. “The spirit’s different coming off the different stills, but over 24 hours it balances. It’s all manually controlled, they call it ‘dynamic distillation.’” He grinned. “Automate it all you want, the most important part is the meat in the machine.” He grinned again, and tapped the side of his head.

The meat in the machine at Dalmore that everyone knows best is Richard Paterson’s nose, of course, and though he wasn’t there that morning, his presence was palpable: in videos, in pictures, and in the complicated blending that’s done with six different casks and finishes for the single malts. Even a simple nose like mine noticed that the smell in these dunnage warehouses, right beside the Cromarty Firth, is unique: malt, wood, stemmy grape, and salt.

And here I did finally give in and have a small drink of Matusalem oloroso sherry; “good stuff,” as Shauna pronounced it, and it was rich, fruity, and delicious. We followed it with a bare quarter-ounce of King Alexander III, and the relation was clear. It was a very good moment, looking out the window, across the sun-beaten firth, ready to push on.

IMG_0171Push on I did, with one more stop before heading back to the Edinburgh airport to fly home. I drove east to Elgin, and then up the Spey to Rothes, where I met Fiona Toovey for a tour of Forsyths, the still manufacturers. Once kitted out with reflective vest and steel-toed shoes, we walked the yard, full of coppersmiths banging away with hammers of differing sizes, saw the large pits for the mechanical hammers, and the shop where Forsyths rides out the cyclical whisky industry with work on specialized steel welding and shaping for the gas and oil drilling industry.

They were gearing up for the summer maintenance period here as well. A warehouse was filling with new and refurbished stills and condensers, and a small army of fitters would swarm on them to get them into quiet distilleries during the short summer break. Things are good at Forsyths, and only getting better as more major distillery expansions are announced.

That was the end of my trip, but for the intensely scenic drive down to Edinburgh (and a quick stop to take a few pictures at Tullibardine for my sister). The Scotch whisky industry is successful and expanding, and looking challenges straight in the eye. Where will the water come from to make the whisky? Where will the wood come from for sherry aging? Where will the money come from to build more warehouses than current sales need (but future sales depend on)? Time will tell. For now, all is well in the glens and on the islands.

23 Apr 02:50

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23 Apr 02:50

New Documentary Brings You Inside Africa’s Little-Known Punk Rock Scene

by Josh Jones

Punk rock has died a thousand deaths in the West.  Almost as soon as the mass media picked it up, punk split into several hundred subspecies and spawned other monoliths—post-punk, new wave, “alternative.” Given that history, it’s generally assumed—a couple generations of suburban mallrats aside—that the original movement flashed and failed, overtaken by keyboards and drum machines, corporate greed and narcissism. But that history is incomplete. As a recent Guardian headline proclaims, punk rock is “alive and kicking in a repressive state near you.” The cause célèbre of international punk is, of course, Russia’s Pussy Riot, three of whose members were convicted of “hooliganism” and sent to labor camps. But dissident punk scenes thrive under the radar in many other places hostile to dissent, such as Burma, Indonesia, and China.

And while the contemporary phenomenon of global punk makes for fascinating news stories, a new documentary, Punk in Africa, demonstrates that international punk rock is as old as the Western variety. It just never got the same press. In South Africa, shortly after the 1976 Soweto Uprising, multi-racial punk bands began to form, with names like Gay Marines, National Wake, and Screaming Foetus. Meeting and performing under the pall of Apartheid, these bands defied laws against racial mixing and braved constant harassment by police. As one member of National Wake says in the trailer above, “the vice squad would visit us, sometimes three times in one day.” He calls the racial territory the band had to navigate a “minefield.”

A lot of the Afropunk featured in the film is reminiscent of the meeting of black and white sounds and musicians in England, especially in bands like The Clash, The Beat and The Specials. Later African ska bands like Hog Hoggity Hog and The Rudimentals certainly carry on that tradition. But many of the bands profiled—from South Africa, Zimbabwe, and Mozambique—melded raw punk energy with African polyrhythms and distinctive local sounds and instrumentation. National Wake provides a good example of such hybridization. The live performance above even includes a drum solo—anathema to most Western punk rock.

Punk in Africa promises to add some necessary balance to the slew of punk histories that focus only on Britain and the U.S.. In the interview above, one of the documentary’s directors, Deon Maas, points out that the “punk thing in Africa” started virtually weeks after its U.K. cousin, first in imitation, then as a true movement in its own right. Like the international punk scenes burgeoning around the world today, it’s a movement that deserves to be heard.

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Josh Jones is a writer and musician based in Washington, DC. Follow him @jdmagness

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23 Apr 02:49

this stuff again, now with eyeballs



this stuff again, now with eyeballs

23 Apr 02:47

Researcher says jocks are victims of stereotyping and discrimination

by Annalee Newitz

The stereotype of the virginal nerd has its counterpart in the stereotype of the dumb jock. And one researcher at Michigan State has just published a study showing that college athletes' grades may be suffering because everyone tells them that they're stupid.

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23 Apr 02:44

Photographer Travels The World Taking Pictures Of Abandoned Airplane Wrecks

For his project “Happy End,” German photographer Dietmar Eckell has travelled all over the world to find and photograph abandoned airplane wreckages with positive endings.
23 Apr 02:43

The Rise Of The Term 'Glasshole'

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endorsed
what can we do to get this in OED before Glass gets public availability

With all the lucky first Google Glass owners now starting to receive their wearable face computers in the mail, we are already seeing a rise in the "glasshole"—an endearing term used to describe people who do not use the gadgets in socially acceptable ways.
23 Apr 02:42

Unearthing The Complete And Total Disaster That Was 'The Chevy Chase Show'

The Chevy Chase Show is a story told to young network executives at company retreats in the woods at night to give them a good scare and to hopefully get one of them to wet their suit pants, to be used for precious blackmail later.
23 Apr 02:41

Mega Man 3 official soundtrack now available through Capcom Store

by Megan Farokhmanesh
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2nd-best one

By Megan Farokhmanesh on Apr 22, 2013 at 8:30p

As part of continuing its recent efforts to make the Mega Man soundtracks "legitimately available in the West," Capcom has released the soundtrack to Mega Man 3.

The Mega Man 3 official soundtrack is currently available in the Capcom Store for $8.95. Check out the track list below.

1. Title
2. Pass Word
3. Stage Select
4. Game Start
5. Needle Man Stage
6. Magnet Man Stage
7. Gemini Man Stage
8. Hard Man Stage
9. Top Man Stage
10. Snake Man Stage
11. Spark Man Stage
12. Shadow Man Stage
13. Blues
14. Boss
15. Stage Clear
16. Get a Weapon
17. Dr. Wily Stage Map
18. Dr. Wily Stage 1
19. Dr. Wily Stage 2
20. Dr Wily Stage 3
21. Dr. Wily Stage Boss
22. All Stage Clear
23. Ending
24. Staff Roll
25. Capcom Logo
26. Title
27. Stage Select
28. Magnet Man Stage
29. Gemini Man Stage
30. Top Man Stage
31. Shadow Man Stage
32. Boss
33. Get a Weapon/Boss Attack Result
34. Dr Wily Stage Boss
35. Staff Roll (PS)
36. Mode Select
37. Data Base
38. Spark Man
39. Shall we go on a Magnetic Continuous tour?

Capcom released the soundtrack for Mega Man 2 last week, and the soundtrack for the first Mega Man in early April.

23 Apr 02:41

Controversial knives-on-planes policy delayed by TSA

by Sam Byford

Thursday was meant to be the day that the TSA started allowing passengers to bring small knives on board planes, but the controversial policy has suffered a setback. Today the agency said that it is delaying the introduction of the policy in order to assess feedback from the Aviation Security Advisory Committee, which includes law enforcement, consumer, and aviation industry representatives. No new date was set for the policy's debut.

Last month's announcement of the policy sparked criticism across the board; the Flight Attendants Union Coalition called the new rules "poor and shortsighted," Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) said they were "baffling", and many highlighted the apparent disconnect between allowing knives on board while banning bottles of shampoo. TSA head John Pistole said the change would free up time for the agency to investigate more serious threats.

23 Apr 02:40

Best Cosplay Ever (This Week) - 04.22.13

by Bethany Fong
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gender-bent Dazzler autoshare

Apr 22nd 2013 By: Bethany Fong

Although cosplay has been present for decades within the comics, anime, and sci-fi/fantasy fandoms, social media has played an integral role in the thriving communities of costuming that exist, such as Cosplay.com and the Superhero Costuming Forum. In honor of the many fans who've displayed excellence in the mastery of homemade disguise, craftsmanship, and sartorial superheroics, ComicsAlliance has created Best Cosplay Ever (This Week), an ongoing collection of some of the most impeccable, creative, and clever costumes that we've discovered and assembled into a super-showcase of pure fan-devoted talent.

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Do you have a stellar cosplay that you would like to submit for Best Cosplay Ever (This Week)? If so, please submit your cosplay photos HERE (or email fashiontipsfromcomicstrips[at]gmail[dot]com with the subject line "Best Cosplay Ever"). Don't forget to include cosplayer and photographer credit and links.
Wonder Woman (Kingdom Come), cosplayed by kelldar The Penguin, cosplayed by Sjbonnar Cosplay

Darth Simi (Star Wars), cosplayed by TifaIA, photographed by Ken Pearson

Spider-Man, cosplayed by Spider-Trooper, photographed by Iacobus Images

Breakfast Princess (Adventure Time), cosplayed by Skirtzzz, photographed by Keith Louie

Rule 63 Dazzler, photographed by Pat Loika

Sophie & Howl (Howl's Moving Castle), cosplayed by eatsleepbroadway & kingdomofcolette, photographed by xrikku-chanx

Marceline & Simon Petrikov (Adventure Time), cosplayed by Chlo-Chlo & xhee-heex, photographed by mineralblu

The Riddler, cosplayed by Lhars Ebersold, photographed by Ken Pearson

Rydia & Cecil (Final Fantasy IV), cosplayed by Birdie-95 & Sara

Corvo Attano (Dishonored), cosplayed by turnonred, photographed by Chou-wa Photography

23 Apr 02:39

"Nice, nice, very nice—So many different peopleIn the same device.

by Evan Narcisse

"Nice, nice, very nice—
So many different people
In the same device."

I'm a huge Vonnegut fan.

23 Apr 02:38

glukkake: Geez, she sounds...

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"Reblogging again for reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with Dungeons & Dragons" because lord knows ain't shit in the canon involving a woman and anything remotely this awesome



glukkake:

Geez, she sounds beautiful

patron-saint-of-mediocrity:

archiemcphee:

Here’s an awesome little piece of history:

Archaeologists in the Burnt City have discovered what appears to be an ancient prosthetic eye. What makes this discovery exceptionally awesome is the striking description of how the owner and her false eye would have appeared while she was still alive and blinking:

[The eye] has a hemispherical form and a diameter of just over 2.5 cm (1 inch). It consists of very light material, probably bitumen paste. The surface of the artificial eye is covered with a thin layer of gold, engraved with a central circle (representing the iris) and gold lines patterned like sun rays. The female remains found with the artificial eye was 1.82 m tall (6 feet), much taller than ordinary women of her time. On both sides of the eye are drilled tiny holes, through which a golden thread could hold the eyeball in place. Since microscopic research has shown that the eye socket showed clear imprints of the golden thread, the eyeball must have been worn during her lifetime. The woman’s skeleton has been dated to between 2900 and 2800 BCE. 

So she was an extraordinarily tall woman walking around wearing an engraved golden eye patterned with rays like a tiny sun. What an awesome sight that must have been.

[via TYWKIWDBI]

Reblogging again for reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with Dungeons & Dragons.

23 Apr 02:37

catsandgraffitis: daily reminder



catsandgraffitis:

daily reminder

23 Apr 00:47

Seventh Woods, a 14-year-old freshman, has a hoops highlight reel you won’t believe | Prep Rally - Yahoo! Sports

23 Apr 00:43

"The Islamic Society of Boston Cultural Center on Monday told about that outburst by Tamerlan..."

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still generally weirded out about hearing about/seeing places I lived near or walked/drove/rode past a few hundred times w/r/t the bombings

The Islamic Society of Boston Cultural Center on Monday told about that outburst by Tamerlan Tsarnaev and provided more details on a second one two months later that the group had previously described.

Both mosque incidents happened after the older brother returned from a months-long trip to Russia last year. An aunt there said he was studying Islam but struggled to fit in.

The troublesome behavior first came in November, just before Thanksgiving, the mosque said. At a weekly prayer, a preacher gave a sermon saying it was appropriate for Muslims to celebrate American holidays. Tamerlan Tsarnaev stood up and argued that “celebration of any holiday was not allowed in the faith.”

The preacher met with Tsarnaev and discussed the issue after the service.

In January, the mosque said Tsarnaev had a similar outburst.

This time, the sermon included praise for Martin Luther King Jr., and this time Tsarnaev shouted, calling the preacher a “non-believer” and “hypocrite” who was “contaminating people’s minds.” Congregants shouted back at him, telling him to leave, and he did.



- Mosque: Bomb suspect had 2 outbursts in last year - Yahoo! News
23 Apr 00:41

"In the first independent poll taken since the primary election, Colbert Busch was favored by likely..."

“In the first independent poll taken since the primary election, Colbert Busch was favored by likely voters 50 percent to Sanford’s 41 percent, Public Policy Polling said.”

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Colbert Busch leads Sanford in South Carolina congressional race: poll - Yahoo! News

in other news, 41 percent of any group of Carolinians approve of Sanford

23 Apr 00:41

"FamiliesUSA also reported on the demographics of who can use the tax credits: About 58 percent of..."

“FamiliesUSA also reported on the demographics of who can use the tax credits: About 58 percent of Americans who’ll be eligible for the premium tax credits will be white, non-Hispanics; about 11 percent will be black, non-Hispanics; and about 23 percent will be Hispanic. Other races make up about 8 percent of those eligible to receive credits. … The majority of people who can receive tax credits to help offset the cost of their new premiums under the law are between the ages of 18 to 34.”

- Thanks, Obamacare! Young Adults Will Benefit Most From Tax Credits - Yahoo! News
23 Apr 00:40

Bird photography with a Raspberry Pi and a DSLR

by liz

Tricky things, birds. Even when you’ve got yourself sorted out with boxes and feeders to entice them into your garden, it can be very difficult to get a decent photograph – they don’t stay still for long, especially if they see you coming (and it is amazing just how adept birds are at spotting the slightest movement – the sort of movement you might make to operate the zoom lens on your camera, for example), and many feeding birds will only visit the table for a few seconds at a time, even if you’re well hidden.

Enter Adrian Bevan and his Raspberry Pi.

Adrian had built a shutter release for his Canon1000D SLR, and decided to extend his new knowledge by making a DIY remote release. He’s been activating it manually, but has also made instructions available for using it with a motion detector (Adrian’s currently using a webcam and a second Pi for this part of the kit), so that the SLR can fire automatically when the Pi it is attached to senses that there was a bird on the table using information streamed from the outdoor Pi.

Your best bet here is to set the camera up in continuous shooting mode so that it’ll take several shots over a few seconds once your target has been spotted. Adrian has put exhaustive instructions on making your own setup on his blog, complete with circuit diagrams and code, alongside some video of the shutter in action.

Speaking of birds, I was, sadly, nowhere near a camera when a sparrowhawk dropped out of the sky to disembowel a blue tit on my front lawn this morning. Rotten shame, that. Oh – and if anybody has any tips on how to stop my bird-feeders being reliably emptied within ten minutes of filling by a horde of marauding starlings, I’m all ears.

Adrian has used that old Pi hackers’ standby, Tupperware, to house the webcam, battery pack and associated Pi in a waterproof environment. Securely housing your DSLR outside in a way that means it won’t get wet but can still take pictures is, obviously, a bit trickier; his is, I think, set up indoors, pointing out of a window, with a whacking great zoom lens attached to the front. If you’ve any ideas on how to set up and leave a good camera outdoors without it getting wet or stolen, please let us know in the comments!

 

 

 

 

 

23 Apr 00:34

Who is Nordic Games?

by Dave Tach

By Dave Tach on Apr 22, 2013 at 7:10p

Nordic Games Licensing AB acquired a significant portion of THQ's assets in a recent bankruptcy auction, the latest in a series of acquisitions since Nordic's founding that have built the company's catalog of established intellectual properties.

Nordic Games Licensing AB, the Swedish company listed in the court's Notice of Motion document, is a subsidiary of Nordic Games Holding AB. The Vienna-based Nordic Games GmbH, which was founded in 2011, is perhaps most notable as publisher of The Farm 51's recent Painkiller: Hell & Damnation remake.

In 2011, Nordic acquired the "entire product- and brand-portfolio" of DreamCatcher Interactive, granting the company a portfolio of over 50 IPs, including the Painkiller and Safecracker series.

Nordic publishes games under the DreamCatcher, JoWooD (Painkiller: Overdose, SpellForce: The Order of Dawn, The Guild 2) and The Adventure Company (Broken Sword: The Sleeping Dragon, Missing: Since January, Sam & Max Season One) labels.

Last year, a partnership between Remedy Entertainment and Nordic Games brought the retail Windows PC version of Alan Wake to the North American market through a deal with Legacy Interactive.

Nordic Games also publishes Mind Over Matter Studios' SpellForce 2 series of role-playing games and King Art's adventure game The Book of Unwritten Tales. King Art's upcoming adventure game The Raven - Legacy of a Master Thief is scheduled to be released for Windows PC, Mac and Linux on June 20.

Polish developer The Farm 51's Deadfall Adventures is also published by Nordic Games.

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23 Apr 00:33

Harvard/MIT Student Creates GPU Database, Hacker-Style

by Unknown Lamer
First time accepted submitter IamIanB writes "Harvard Middle Eastern Studies student Todd Mostak's first tangle with big data didn't go well; trying to process and map 40 million geolocated tweets from the Arab Spring uprising took days. So while taking a database course across town at MIT, he developed a massively parallel database that uses GeForce Titan GPUs to do the data processing. The system sees 70x performance increases over CPU-based systems, and can out crunch a 1000 node MapReduce cluster, in some cases. All for around $5,000 worth of hardware. Mostak plans to release the system under an open source license; you can play with a data set of 125 million tweets hosted at Harvard's WorldMap and see the millisecond response time." I seem to recall a dedicated database query processor that worked by having a few hundred really small processors that was integrated with INGRES in the 80s.

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23 Apr 00:32

Hollywood Bleeps and Bloops, A Song Made From Computer Sounds in Film & TV

by Rusty Blazenhoff

Hollywood Bleeps and Bloops” is a supercut video and song that is made with computer sounds found in films and television shows. It was created by Alex Moschina for Slacktory and is the followup to his “Ode to Movie Mainframes.” The entire list of item’s referenced is available to view at Slacktory.

submitted via Laughing Squid Tips

23 Apr 00:31

dead stu

Today on Married To The Sea: dead stu
23 Apr 00:31

Haunted Arkham Asylum, Batman Heroes & Villains Imagined in Disney Haunted Mansion Stretching Portraits

by Rusty Blazenhoff

Haunted Arkham Asylum

In “Haunted Arkham Asylum,” artist Abraham Lopez has imagined heroes and villains from the Batman series into stretching portraits à la Disney’s Haunted Mansion attraction. The first pane shows Harley Quinn and Killer Croc, the second shows a pantless Joker holding Scarface, the third features Poison Ivy and Ra’s Al Ghul, and finally, in the fourth panel, the Batman family sits on each other’s shoulders surrounded by a pool of the shape-shifting Clayface.

For comparison, here’s a look at the Haunted Mansion’s stretching portraits:

Stretching

image 2 via Doom Buggies

Thanks Devon!

23 Apr 00:30

Video of Airbus A340 Generating Wingtip Vortices During Landing

by EDW Lynch
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flight is fucking crazy

In this short video by Ruesch Productions, an Airbus A340 causes wingtip vortices to form in ground level fog during a night landing at Zurich Airport. The vortices are an example of wake turbulence, a type of turbulence that forms behind passing aircraft.

via The Awesomer

23 Apr 00:29

[video] [h/t: theanswerisbonjovi]

23 Apr 00:29

Coffee Enema Coffee

by drew

coffee-enema-coffee

If the coffee’s going in your colon, do you really need special enema coffee? It’s not like you have taste buds there.

Well, I don’t, anyway. If you do: I’m really sorry and I hope you like your ass coffee.

22 Apr 23:47

What Country Could They Possibly Be Referring To?

What Country Could They Possibly Be Referring To?

Submitted by: Unknown

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22 Apr 23:31

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22 Apr 23:30

rnemes: tvspecial: i don’t think aliens exist then wtf do u call this

rnemes:

tvspecial:

i don’t think aliens exist

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then wtf do u call this