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Eric Jou reports on Beijing's hot mystery room businesses, in which customers are locked into single-room funhouses where they have to solve a mystery in order to escape. Some mysteries are supernatural, others are crime-scenes, and others are "hospital-themed." They're inspired by similar video-games and cost less than a movie-ticket to play.
Each room escape has a different theme to it. Some are hospital-themed, others are murder scenes, there are even a few supernatural scenes. There is no photography allowed inside the rooms, with some organizers even asking patrons leave their phones with security before the game begins. Each game usually lasts about an hour. If you're still inside the game after the clock runs out, the company staff will come and release you.The games cost about $10 per person and offer a decent amount of entertainment. It's slightly cheaper than a movie ticket in Beijing and it offers some form of interactive exercise. The reservation specialist, surnamed Qu, at one of the more popular mystery rooms located in Beijing's university district, says that the events are great for team building exercises.
"We have a lot of college students and a lot of white collar folk come in," said Qu. "It's a great way to exercise the brain and decompress after a long week of work or study."
Escape From China's Mystery Rooms! [Eric Jou/Kotaku]
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firehosepotty training
The litter box is directly below the basement stairs and by the time I can clean it in the evening the smell drifts upward in ways of which I do not approve.
Right now I’m using World’s Best. Should I change products?
firehose'Rucka, who confessed he was “as surprised and delighted as everyone to hear they were making a ‘young Gordon’ cop show,” said he hasn’t been contacted by anyone involved with Gotham, but would be happy to hear from them.'
uh oh, a sensible thing for DC to do
guess it'll never happen
firehose"The messages are boring. Buzzfeed is reaching. Unless she's sitting on some Anthony Weiner-grade beef she hasn't shared. And so what if she is? Booker's single. And, y'know, strippers are people, too."
sharing DMs is classless, tho

We mostly know Newark Mayor Cory Booker, around these parts, as the rare big-city boss more popular on Twitter than Sam Adams ever was—and also for racing into burning buildings and rescuing pets. But back across the country, Booker is better known as a candidate for US Senate—which means he's finally getting some nasty headlines instead of the fawning reports that have been more typical of his time in politics.
But he still can't get away from Portland.
Buzzfeed just reported on his Twitter friendship with a stripper from our fair city, Lynsie Lee from vegan paradise Casa Diablo. They met while appearing in a movie about Twitter—shocking!—and it seems they've grown close enough to share direct messages. So she posted some of them. And now Buzzfeed's decided to post them, too. Along with several pictures of her boobs.
And now the story is feeding an even uglier one about Booker, a very popular Democrat: Hand-wringing that he's secretly gay, as if that were somehow terrible. Republicans have already accused him of leaking the relationship to shore up his manly credentials.
Don't get your underwear all bunched, though. The messages are boring. Buzzfeed is reaching. Unless she's sitting on some Anthony Weiner-grade beef she hasn't shared. And so what if she is? Booker's single. And, y'know, strippers are people, too.
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By Michael McWhertor on Sep 25, 2013 at 7:00p
Valve's limited beta testing program for its new SteamOS-powered hardware will include a prototype game controller, according to the Steam hardware beta test terms and conditions page.
While the Steam website doesn't provide any specifics about the controller, Valve has previously talked about its plans to provide new types of input for its "Steam Box" and focus on latency and precision. At this year's Consumer Electronics Show, Valve's Gabe Newell touched on the developer's controller plans.
"I think you'll see controllers coming from us that use a lot of biometric data," Newell told The Verge. "Biometrics ... is essentially adding more communication bandwidth between the game and the person playing it, especially in ways the player isn't necessarily conscious of. Biometrics gives us more visibility."
Newell said at the time that Valve was experimenting with touchpads for its controller, and predicted gaze-tracking will "turn out to be super important."
Valve announced earlier today that Steam Machines from multiple hardware manufacturers will be released in 2014. Prototype hardware will go out to 300 testers sometime this year. The developer has one more Steam-related announcement planned for later this week.
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firehoseyour dumb startup idea
LeftoverSwap is an app that lets people with leftover food share their bounty with a neighbor. A person with leftovers can use the app to take a picture of their food and post it for others to see. A person looking for food can browse for nearby leftovers and arrange for pickup or delivery. The app is currently available for iOS on the iTunes store, and an Android version is on the way. LeftoverSwap was created by Dan Newman and Bryan Summersett in an effort to reduce food waste.

Ladies and gentleman, the most pathetic reaction in horror movie history
The longer you look at it the funnier it gets
It looks like it should be in High School Musical
I’m scared, yet fabulous

Mark Zuckerberg beat the twins Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss to the punch in launching Facebook. Now someone else seems to be stealing a march on their plan to launch an investment scheme for bitcoin.
SecondMarket, an American online marketplace, announced today that it’s launching a new bitcoin trust—a way for companies and rich people to invest in the virtual currency. It’s a structure that looks not unlike the bitcoin exchange-traded fund (ETF) announced in July by the Winklevoss twins; but while there’s no date set for the launch of the Winklevoss ETF, SecondMarket’s trust is raising capital now, though investors won’t start trading shares until early 2014.
Called simply Bitcoin Investment Trust (BIT), the new fund will essentially buy a bunch of bitcoins (SecondMarket has so far put $2.25 million of its own money into doing so), and investors will buy shares in the trust, much as they would in an ETF. However, it will be open only to institutional investors, such as pension funds, and “accredited investors,” people who make more than $200,000 per year or are worth more than $1 million excluding their primary residence.
For most investors, bitcoin is a big hassle to invest in. Though some enthusiasts do it on a regular basis, many—particularly in the US—have to jump through a legal obstacle course. One bitcoin day trader told Quartz he has to trade through a Japanese bank and show up in person at the bank’s New York headquarters to move his money to a US bank account. The legal woes of Mt. Gox, the largest bitcoin exchange to date, have a lot to do with this; bitcoin users have seen weeks-long delays in receiving their cash ever since the US Department of Homeland Security temporarily froze money in Mt. Gox’s bank accounts in May.
The Winklevii’s scheme, unlike SecondMarket’s, is for a public ETF traded on a major exchange open to retail investors. But the SEC may not approve it any time soon because it has yet to work out oodles of legal questions about the cryptocurrency. At a conference last week, the brothers were vague, telling attendees that regulators could set parameters on bitcoin “over the next 6 to 12 months.” Bitcoin enthusiasts and investors have scoffed.
By restricting its fund to rich people and institutions, SecondMarket avoids many of the regulatory hurdles. “The ETF approval process can take years to go through for even more established commodities like diamonds or copper, ” SecondMarket spokesman Mark Murphy told Quartz. A diamond ETF has been in the works for years, and its supporters have only recently scored steps that could lead to its approval. “From a risk-profile vantage point bitcoin is very risky and we think it’s not appropriate for retail investors,” Murphy added.
And SecondMarket has another thing going for it. New rules from the SEC—which SecondMarket lobbied for, and which came into force this week—will allow the trust to advertise for investors, something previously forbidden. Looks like it’s back to second place for the Winklevii.
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By Michael McWhertor on Sep 25, 2013 at 10:37p
Clumsy surgery simulation Surgeon Simulator 2013 sends its incompetent doctor to space in the game's latest update, which adds two zero-gravity procedures — and also contains a well-hidden secret.
With the latest zero-G missions, Surgeon Simulator 2013 players can now perform brain surgery and kidney surgery under even more difficult conditions. The update also adds 18 new space-based achievements and for the fully committed, an alternate-reality game called Codename: Trisha. The Surgeon Simulator community is already making steady progress on solving the mysteries of that ARG.
Surgeon Simulator 2013 is available for Windows PC, Mac and Linux for $9.99.
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bonus RANNY RAND PAUUUUUUUUUUL
Following public outcry about the US government's controversial domestic surveillance programs, members of Congress have rushed to propose solutions. Now, four senators have combined a number of those ideas into a single piece of proposed legislation that would prohibit several questionable practices that US government agencies use, including the bulk collection of US communications without a warrant. The bill would also notably appoint an independent "constitutional advocate," whose job would be to attend the secret FISA court and challenge the government when it seeks to spy in ways that might interfere with the US constitution.
The bill is called the Intelligence Oversight and Surveillance Reform Act, and while we don't yet have the full text of the document in hand, its four sponsors Senators Ron Wyden (D-OR), Mark Udall (D-CO), Richard Blumenthal (D-CN) and Rand Paul (R-KY) held a press conference offered this summary (PDF) and also held a press conference this morning to discuss the legislation.
Closing the loopholes, opening the courts
In addition to prohibiting bulk data collection, the senators claim the Act would specifically address a number of loopholes in FISA Section 702 — which the government claims authorizes its data collection under PRISM — which theoretically allow agencies like the NSA and FBI to indirectly obtain the communications of American citizens. The bill would also permit companies like Google, Apple, and Microsoft to disclose more information about their cooperation with surveillance efforts, something many such companies have been asking for, declassify "significant" FISA court opinions, and allow American citizens to openly challenge the constitutionality of such surveillance in the US court system.
While it's impossible to say if the bill can make it to law at this early stage, there's hope that it could. An earlier attempt to defund Section 215 of the Patriot Act was narrowly defeated 205 to 217 in the US House of Representatives a few months ago, and since then the revelations about questionable government surveillance haven't stopped. "The disclosures over the last 100 days have caused a sea change in the way the public views the surveillance system," Senator Wyden told reporters.
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'What are industry and academic scientists to do about such attitudes?
"Changing them will require a concerted and long-term effort to develop GM foods that clearly provide convincing benefits to consumers—something that seed companies have conspicuously failed to do over the past decade." '
Consumers are concerned about the close (some might say cushy) relationships between regulators and companies. They are concerned about food safety data being difficult to obtain from regulatory agencies. The revolving door between agribusiness and regulatory agencies and the amounts spent on political lobbying also raise red flags. Even academics have fallen in the public’s esteem, especially if there’s a whiff of a company association or industry funding for research.
Of course, the public’s misgivings about GM food go beyond just the risk to health. Corporate control of the food supply, disenfranchisement of smallholder farmers, the potential adverse effects of GM varieties on indigenous flora and fauna, and the ‘contamination’ of crops grown on non-GM or organic farms all play into negative perceptions. And for better or worse, GM food is now inextricably linked in the public consciousness with Monsanto, which has seemingly vied with big tobacco as the poster child for corporate greed and evil.
What are industry and academic scientists to do about such attitudes?
Changing them will require a concerted and long-term effort to develop GM foods that clearly provide convincing benefits to consumers—something that seed companies have conspicuously failed to do over the past decade.
Well, yes. This was the situation in 2003 when I first wrote Safe Food, and nothing had changed by the second edition in 2010. Or by now, apparently.
This industry still depends on Golden Rice to save its reputation. Maybe it ought to start working on some of the other issues mentioned in this editorial.
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JGL is a mensch
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today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call
can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE
oh my god
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Pinterest has been enhancing its pins with more and more contextual information since earlier this year, and today the company is adding even more detail into the mix. Pins that link back to full stories will now include context about the linked article, including its headline, author, and description — rather than just an image and little more as they did before.
More details could mean more interest
Pinned articles have already included a link out to their source, but Pinterest's users have tended to stay within the site, rather than clicking through to stories that pique their interest. This new update could begin to change that. With more information, articles may begin to look more interesting, making Pinterest as much about content discovery as it is about image curation.

The article enhancements follow updates to product, recipe, and movie pins, which now include rich information like where they can be purchased, or in the case of recipes, details like how long it takes to make them. The changes are similar to what Twitter has been doing with Twitter Cards, with which it's been turning what were once simple, 140-character posts into content enhanced by inline images, articles, and sometimes interactive content. And like on Twitter, richer content could be a feature cherished by advertisers as well — something that Pinterest may be paying attention to.
John McCain, according to the Huffington Post, was especially not amused by one of Cruz's crazier moments:
"If you go to the 1940s, Nazi Germany," Cruz said. "Look, we saw in Britain, Neville Chamberlain, who told the British people, 'Accept the Nazis. Yes, they'll dominate the continent of Europe but that's not our problem. Let's appease them. Why? Because it can't be done. We can't possibly stand against them.'"
"I resoundingly reject that allegation," McCain said. "That allegation, in my view, does a great disservice. A great disservice to those brave Americans and those who stood up and said, 'what's happening in Europe cannot stand.'"
The Huffington Post also quotes McCain as saying that the fight on Obamacare was over, that Republicans "fought [Obamacare] as hard as we could in a fair and honest manner and we lost."
firehosehey it's all the songs you will immediately mute when they're tacked onto puppy videos
YouTube includes a number of simple production tools to help filmmakers improve their projects, but today it's launching one that could be huge for the low- or no-budget shooter: a library of completely free music that can be used in any video — even ones that don't end up on YouTube. The YouTube Audio Library is launching with 150 tracks in genres spanning from funky dance and electronic to sappy country tunes, all of which can be streamed and downloaded as 320kbps MP3 files. You might expect them all to be corny jams or forgettable muzak — and some certainly are — but there are absolutely some gems within the collection that do a great job representing their genre without feeling like a knockoff product.
Though the cost of great cameras for filmmaking has been going down, there are still plenty of areas of production that can bump up costs, like editing software, camera rigs, and music. Though there are troves of license-free music on the web, their quality is unsurprisingly mixed. Subscription services that provide access to higher-quality license-free music are available, but they're just another budget increase for a segment of filmmaking that's costs are trying to go lower and lower. And for YouTube, giving filmmakers easy access to royalty-free music could lead to less videos that include copyrighted tracks — and importantly, even less video takedowns
firehoseterrible, terrible game
By Jim Rossignol on September 25th, 2013 at 9:00 am.

The remake of French cyber-classic Flashback is set to arrive on PC on October 1st. I understand from its appearance on consoles that it is a botched mess, which entirely fails to capture the brilliance of the original (a game which I regard as one of my formative experiences as a human being) and is therefore not really worth getting excited about. But that’s still news, eh?
Trailer below.
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firehose"If you're really that unhappy, man/woman/queer the fuck up and get yourself some therapy and meds. ... Try some humanity on for once."
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I get it. You're hip, weird, edgy, smart, mysterious, and beautiful. So why do you walk/bike/lounge around looking like someone pissed in your Cheerios day after day? Look around you. This is a beautiful city! Pick your head up, unplug your goddamn headphones, smile, and acknowledge the people in your immediate presence. If you're really that unhappy, man/woman/queer the fuck up and get yourself some therapy and meds. Hate the weather? Move. Is your drinking and drug use causing your unhappiness? Then cut down or fucking stop. We are all in the same boat, the same existential crisis here. Try some humanity on for once.