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26 Aug 21:46

Swype's new 'Star Trek' themes let you explore the final frontier of keyboards

by Dan Seifert
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uh, how the fuck are none of them LCARS

Have you ever dreamed of tapping on Captain James T. Kirk's face while messaging your bae? Thanks to a bundle of new themes available for Swype's Android keyboard, you can do just that. The 19 new Star Trek themes, which include characters and ships from both the original series and Star Trek: The Next Generation, are available for purchase within Swype's theme store starting today, with prices ranging from $0.99 to $1.99 and bundles available for $2.99.

In addition to the new themes, Swype has added a new emoji keyboard that's easier to browse and find just the right emoji you're looking for. Swype also automatically predicts and suggests emoji in the suggestion bar as you type. Unfortunately, it doesn't include Star Trek emoji, so you can't send your mom a phaser set to stun when she's getting all up in your business.

Swype Star Trek themes

Swype Star Trek themes

The update with the new emoji features and Star Trek themes is available in the Google Play Store starting today. Swype did not say when they would be coming to the iOS version of its keyboard.

26 Aug 21:43

For the birds

26 Aug 21:38

Newswire: Taylor Swift welcomes both Beck and St. Vincent to her stage

by Marah Eakin
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welp

Much has been said about the never-ending parade of guest stars on Taylor Swift’s 1989 tour, from snide comments about how “thirsty” those celebrities are to The A.V. Club’s very own musings on how boss it was that she brought out Alanis Morissette to sing “You Oughta Know.” Last night, though, Swift went full indie superstar, please-welcoming both Beck and St. Vincent to the stage for a performance of the former’s “Dreams.” The track wasn’t as spot-on as the version of “Goodbye Earl” Swift performed earlier this week with Natalie Maines or the glitzy take on “All Of Me” she hammered out last night with John Legend. Still, it’s Beck, Taylor Swift, and St. Vincent, and that’s pretty cool.


26 Aug 21:37

Google’s Secret Interviews Seek Employees in Matrix-Like Fashion - Blue button, or orange button?

by Teresa Jusino
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Next time you’re searching programming terms on Google, Google may just offer you a job. That is, if you go down their rabbit hole and prove that you know what you’re doing.

Max Rosett tells The Hustle the story of how he was invited to interview at Google through unconventional (and kinda fun, albeit kinda creepy) means. He was on Google one day searching terms like “python lambda function list comprehension” when the search screen opened up to reveal a question:

Google secret test

 

Being “up for a challenge” paid off! Rosett clicked the blue button (it’s like, the opposite of the Blue Pill in The Matrix), which led him to a site called foo.bar (and no, you can’t just go to the site and log in with your Google account. I tried. You have to have been there before) that gave him all sorts of problems to solve. Those successfully solved problems led to an email from a recruiter, followed by a phone call, followed by an in-person interview, followed by a job offer!

It kinda reminds me of the crossword puzzle used to determine candidates for codebreakers at Bletchley Park during WWII.

You can read the full story over at The Hustle. And next time you’re searching programming terms on Google, pay close attention. they might just reach out to you from the other side of the Matrix.

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26 Aug 21:31

BlackRock buys 'robo-adviser' to woo millennials - Financial Times


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BlackRock buys 'robo-adviser' to woo millennials
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BlackRock, the world's largest fund manager, has acquired FutureAdvisor, a “robo-adviser” crafting automated portfolios for investors, in a deal that underscores how quickly the industry believes technology could reshape the market for financial advice.

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26 Aug 21:28

Amazon’s new games and apps store: Free for users, 12¢ an hour for devs

by Sam Machkovech

In announcing its latest app initiative Wednesday, Amazon put an italicized emphasis on the fact that apps and games in the new "Amazon Underground" section are "actually free" for Android devices. That means users can go on an in-app purchase shopping spree for all of the chapters, items, options, and "energy" they want, while developers get pennies on the hour in exchange for giving up their beloved monetization plan.

Amazon Underground promises that its offerings are really, truly, and wholly free. Formerly paid apps cost nothing, while former freemium apps no longer ring users up for however many in-app purchases they make. Want fifty gazillion "coins" that would normally cost $100 of real cash, or free versions of productivity software, solid games like Goat Simulator, or kids' fare from the Sesame Workshop? They're yours for the taking. Amazon reminds you at every checkout opportunity how much you're not paying.

While you might expect that this new system would have developers launching social media campaigns about getting ripped off, Amazon made very clear that game and app creators whose livelihoods depended on IAPs would still get paid: "We're paying developers a certain amount on a per-minute-played basis in exchange for them waiving their normal in-app fees," the company's announcement stated. "We're the one picking up those per-minute charges."

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26 Aug 21:27

The President Congratulates the 2014 WNBA Champion, Phoenix Mercury

by The White House
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ladies' sportsball

President Obama honored the Phoenix Mercury, winners of the 2014 WNBA Championship, at the White House. August 26, 2015.
26 Aug 21:27

Little Girl’s Wonder Woman Lunchbox Deemed “Too Violent” for School - Today in Complete Bullshit news.

by Teresa Jusino

Wonder Woman lunchbox

You know what’s hilarious? When people who clearly have no experience with superhero lore make up rules about superhero stuff.

An imgur user posted a photo of a letter her friend’s daughter brought home from school:

mMaOlHO - Imgur

The photo at the top of this post is the front of the offending lunchbox. And here is the back:

Wonder Woman lunchbox back

What concerns me more than a little girl being deprived of the chance to pay homage to a worthy fictional role model is the idea that “violent images,” “violent characters,” and “superheroes” are all conflated without context. I understand not wanting to have violent images in a school around children. And if the offending lunchbox had Wonder Woman in a fight (or if other superhero lunchboxes actually featured, say, Iron Man shooting someone with his repulsor blasts, or Superman punching someone), this would make a whole lot more sense.

But this lunchbox has a picture of Wonder Woman’s face on one side, and on the other a full-body picture of her flying while extolling her beauty and wisdom. Two very non-violent qualities. What’s more, she’s holding her Lasso of Truth, which she never uses as a weapon.

However, even more nonsensical is their blanket ban on “violent characters” who “solve problems using violence,” when anyone who’s ever actually picked up a comic book knows that most superheroes 1) turn to violence as a last resort, and usually in self-defense, or when the lives of others are in danger, 2) don’t want to kill anyone, and 3) often have other skills that make them so “super” and are worth looking up to (Batman’s power of deduction, Superman’s belief in humanity, Wonder Woman’s love of peace).

It’s sad to me that, whenever children are concerned, rather than actually engaging with the material – or with the children themselves – when determining what’s best for them or not, adults in positions of power too often take the easy way out, creating blanket bans rather than respecting children enough to deal in ideas and provide them with context.

(via @auntiesiannan on Twitter)

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26 Aug 21:26

Newswire: Anne Hathaway to produce and star in a female-fronted sci-fi action comedy

by Caroline Siede

After her turn as a somber astronaut in Interstellar, Anne Hathaway is going back to the science fiction genre. Only, this latest sci-fi project has a comedy component as well. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Hathaway will produce and star in The Shower, which takes place during a baby shower that gets interrupted by a meteor shower. When fallen meteorites begin transforming men into aliens, it’s up to the women of Earth to “fight to save themselves and the entire world.”

The Shower is being described as a combination of This Is The End, Attack The Block, and Bridesmaids—because every movie with female leads must at some point be compared to Bridesmaids. The script by Jac Schaeffer (TiMER) made last year’s Black List of the best unproduced scripts in Hollywood. Earlier this summer, The Black List hosted a live reading of the script, which featured the likes ...

26 Aug 21:25

Oregon wedding features marijuana bar, budtender (Can we not call them budtenders?)

26 Aug 21:25

Largest TV blackout in US history hits Dish because of money dispute [Updated]

by Jon Brodkin

Update 8pm ET: The blackout ended today following an emergency meeting, as Dish and Sinclair agreed to put the stations back on the air while they continue to negotiate.

“On behalf of more than 5 million consumers nationwide, I am pleased Dish and Sinclair have agreed to end one of the largest blackouts in history and extend their negotiations," FCC Chairman Tom Wheeler said in a statement. "The FCC will remain vigilant while the negotiations continue.”

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26 Aug 21:25

AT&T says that showing extra ads to hotspot users was just a test

by Jacob Kastrenakes
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all carriers

AT&T says that it's no longer inserting extra ads into websites that people visit over some of its Wi-Fi hotspots. "We trialled an advertising program for a limited time in two airports (Dulles and Reagan National), and the trial has ended," AT&T tells Recode.


AT&T says it's trying to balance the "experience and economics" of free Wi-Fi

A computer scientist studying at Stanford exposed the practice on Tuesday, writing in a blog post that while at the Dulles Airport he noticed AT&T placing popup and banner ads on websites, including those from educational organizations and the government. This obviously makes for a bad web browsing experience, but the bigger problem is that it introduces security issues, since websites aren't expecting to be tampered with like this.

The practice of serving extra ads to people using an open Wi-Fi hotspot isn't new: we've seen Comcast, Marriott, and others do it as well. For AT&T, the "trial" was meant to test whether inserted ads gave it a "secure and fast" way to offer free Wi-Fi service. "Our industry is constantly looking to strike a balance between the experience and economics of free Wi-Fi," AT&T tells Recode. At a minimum, inserting ads without warning users ahead of time isn't a great practice.

26 Aug 21:25

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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

I know we all love Edna because she’s super fierce and determined and an awesome role model and shit but

do you ever think that she feels intensely guilty over this, having made this suit that lead to the death of this amazing young girl

Maybe there’s a reason she never looks back.

Repeated for emphasis:

Maybe there’s a reason she never looks back.

Edna at the funeral, veiled from head to toe, slowly ripping pages out of her pocket sketchbook and mouthing the words “no capes”

you people are monsters

What the actual fuck oh my god

Think about how appalled Edna must have been. How traumatized. How guilty she must have felt over the death of this young girl.

Then realize that Edna anticipated practically every threat that the Incredibles would run into from Syndrome and built help into their suits. The only logical conclusion is that he contacted her–possibly scores of times. Syndrome was a stalkery fanboy before he turned supervillain. And Edna is THE suit maker for supers, as well as Mr. Incredible. Of course Syndrome would go to her. Edna is the best, and Syndrome would want the best designer for his costume.

Think about all that. Think about the woman who was so horrified and grief-stricken by Stratogate’s death being asked by a supervillain–one who was a genuine threat to supers she cared about–to design his costume.

And then realize that, despite her horror and guilt and rage at the gruesome deaths of Stratogate and other supers, despite her vehement conviction that such deaths should never happen again…

…she gave Syndrome a cape.

AAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE THIS A LOT

26 Aug 21:24

The Best Jobs Now Require You To Be A People Person

And that’s better news for women than for men.
26 Aug 21:21

Bell & Ross BR 01 Skull Bronze Tourbillon For Only Watch 2015

by Kyle Stults
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'Skull-themed pieces are not as popular as they perhaps once were, but the thinking seems to be that they can still attract a niche customer desirous of showing off their inner pirate.'

Bell & Ross BR 01 Skull Bronze Tourbillon Only Watch 2015 unique piece - Perpetuelle

In advance of Only Watch 2015 (drawing closer…Nov 7 2015) there are several more interesting unique pieces that I want to highlight for the majority of you who will not be able to see the pieces at the actual event or when they go on World Tour here in about a month.  Today we will take a look at a piece which falls opposite the “refined” or “cultured” end of the spectrum but which is an interesting piece nonetheless:  the Bell & Ross BR01 Skull Bronze Tourbillon.  Featuring a 46mm square, patinated bronze case with a pink gold, hand-engraved skull and a tourbillon (also with gold cage) that sit within a skull & crossbones “bezel”, this watch is certainly a conversation piece that one might consider most suitable for the uncouth.

Engraved Skull for the Bell & Ross BR 01 Skull Bronze Tourbillon Only Watch 2015 - Perpetuelle Gold Tourbillon for the Bell & Ross BR 01 Skull Bronze Tourbillon Only Watch 2015 - Perpetuelle

I am pretty sure that this is the first time a BR01 has been cased in bronze.  The time is indicated regulator-style, with a large, sword-shaped minute hand set in the center of the dial and a smaller, sword-shaped hour hand mounted on the nose of the solid gold skull.  Symmetrically placed hands at three and nine o’clock indicate power reserve (the piece has a manual caliber with 5-day power reserve) and accuracy of operation (as determined by the mainspring’s torque), a rather uncommon function.

Watch Box for the Bell & Ross BR 01 Skull Bronze Tourbillon Only Watch 2015 - Perpetuelle

Skull-themed pieces are not as popular as they perhaps once were, but the thinking seems to be that they can still attract a niche customer desirous of showing off their inner pirate.  Though I myself am not a fan of skull watches, but I do think Bell & Ross did a nice job with this one.  More than anything, this unique Skull Bronze Tourbillon is a dramatic showpiece, looking for a high bid to support the Only Watch charity auction!

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You can scroll through the rest of my Only Watch 2015 previews, right here>>>


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26 Aug 21:20

movie: Joe Johnston concept art

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26 Aug 21:20

Almost None of the Women in the Ashley Madison Database Ever Used the Site

Then, three data fields changed everything. The first field, called mail_last_time, contained a timestamp indicating the last time a member checked the messages in their Ashley Madison inbox. If a person never checked their inbox, the field was blank. But even if they’d checked their messages only once, the field contained a date and time. About two-thirds of the men, or 20.2 million of them, had checked the messages in their accounts at least once. But only 1,492 women had ever checked their messages. It was a serious anomaly.

Almost None of the Women in the Ashley Madison Database Ever Used the Site

The pattern was reflected in another data field, too. This one, called chat_last_time contained the timestamp for the last time a member had struck up a conversation using the Ashley Madison chat system. Roughly 11 million men had engaged in chat, but only 2400 women had.

Almost None of the Women in the Ashley Madison Database Ever Used the Site

Yet another field, reply_mail_last_time, showed a similar disparity. This field contained the time when a member had last replied to a message from another person on Ashley Madison. 5.9 million men had done it, and only 9700 women had.

What all these fields have in common is that they measure user activity. They show what happened after the account profile was created, and how an actual person used it by checking messages, chatting, or replying to messages. They measure what you might call signatures of real human behavior. Only a paltry number of women’s accounts actually looked human.

But what about that seemingly odd disparity between the numbers of women checking messages (1492), and replying to messages (9700)? Even that can be explained by looking at how actual humans use Ashley Madison.

When you log into your Ashley Madison account, you’re prompted to answer messages before you visit your inbox. A dialog box pops up, suggesting that you reply to all your messages in bulk, with a canned reply like “I only reply to full messages,” or “Please send me a message and photo.” In other words, you can reply to several mails at the same time without ever actually checking or opening your mail. So it’s easy to imagine that perhaps a few thousand real women had accounts, and replied to almost 10 thousand messages after being prompted. But only about 1500 of them ever clicked the button to open their inboxes.

Almost None of the Women in the Ashley Madison Database Ever Used the Site

Both the Impact Team and disgruntled users of Ashley Madison have called the site fraudulent, mostly because the company charged men to shut down their accounts — and then actually kept their data. I found ample evidence of this kind of fraud in the database. There were 173,838 men’s accounts with the email address listed as <paid_delete>, and 12,108 women’s accounts. All other data in those accounts had been retained.

It’s worth noting that those 12,108 <paid_delete> women’s accounts may represent the only true number we’ve got for women who used the site. After all, paying to delete an account is a sure sign of activity, though of course it’s evidence of disengagement rather than the amorous engagement that Ashley Madison promised.

Overall, the picture is grim indeed. Out of 5.5 million female accounts, roughly zero percent had ever shown any kind of activity at all, after the day they were created.

26 Aug 21:04

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The Department of Outstanding Origami is dying to get its hands on one of these tiny origami robots. A team of MIT scientists just unveiled their awesome Untethered Miniature Origami Robot at the 2015 International Conference on Robotics and Automation (ICRA) in Seattle.

The itty-bitty robot is made of a sheet of heat-sensitive material and a tiny cubic neodymium magnet. When placed on a heating element it’s able to self-assemble, walk on different surfaces, climb, swim, burrow, and carry objects up to twice its own weight.

From the MIT research paper:

“The robot is controlled using an external magnetic field exerted by embedded coils underneath the robot. Equipped with just one permanent magnet, the robot features a lightweight body yet can perform many tasks reliably despite its simplicity. The minimal body materials enable the robot to completely dissolve in a liquid environment, a difficult challenge to accomplish if the robot had a more complex architecture. This study is the first to demonstrate that a functional robotic device can be created and operated from the material level, promising versatile applications including use in vivo.”

A miniature robot that can self-assemble, move about, and dissolve itself has great potential for medical applications inside the human body. Imagine an even tinier version with additional sensors that could be used to seek out and clean clogged arteries or treat cancer cells. Science is awesome.

To learn more about this amazing project visit IEEE or read the MIT research paper.

You can read more about it over at IEEE and in this research paper.

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*shrieks* SCIEEENCCCEEE

26 Aug 21:04

Here Is Adobe's Attempt to Stop People From Using the Term "Photoshop" All Willy-Nilly

by Katharine Trendacosta

Poor Adobe. Along with everyone pre-eulogizing Flash , the only other property of theirs you can name—Photoshop—is in danger. Intellectual property danger.

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26 Aug 21:03

Android Pay partners think Google's new mobile wallet has already launched

by Chris Welch

Something strange is going on with the rollout of Android Pay. Google's own partners are under the belief that the company's second take at a mobile wallet, unveiled earlier this year, is available to consumers right now. McDonald's recently sent around an internal memo signaling it would launch today, and when I walked over to Subway for lunch moments ago (I know, I know), the above sticker was right on the front door. The Consumerist recently noted that Subway's website also indicates it's already supporting Android Pay. One of the biggest fast food chains in the United States is advertising for a service that no one can use — yet. Count Duane Reade among other retailers that've apparently missed the memo about Android Pay not being ready, and we've also seen signage at Whole Foods.

Android Pay

Android Pay

One theory has been that Android Pay would arrive alongside Android 6.0 Marshmallow in the fall. If that's actually the plan, Google's retail partners seem very ahead of themselves. The Android Pay app is nowhere to be found in Google Play, and we've reached out to Google for comment on whether or not it's indeed launching in the near future. Earlier today, TechCrunch reported that it's not due this week. Let's just say this debut could be going a bit smoother.

Very similar to Apple Pay in premise, Android Pay allows consumers to make in-app purchases through the service and also pay for items in-store through NFC-based technology. You can see our hands-on with it below.

26 Aug 21:03

Watching a spacecraft fall in the desert

by Loren Grush

I’m somewhere outside Yuma, Arizona, in the middle of the desert, watching a spacecraft fall to Earth. It’s like a white teardrop descending slowly against the bright azure sky. Two red-and-white parachutes hold the vehicle aloft, like giant circus tents attached to strings. In the desert where many things struggle to survive, today the Orion spacecraft is triumphant.


The newest crew capsule developed by NASA was just dropped from 35,000 feet as part of the so-called Minimum System Test. It’s exactly like it sounds — a test to figure out the minimum number of things that must go right for astronauts aboard the Orion to survive. Today, that meant purposefully rigging two of the capsule’s five parachutes to fail. Without them, Orion still lands gently.

A white teardrop descending slowly against the bright azure sky

Orion is meant to usher in a new era of human deep space exploration. NASA hopes to send astronauts in the spacecraft beyond lower Earth orbit — the current location of the International Space Station. The vehicle’s first crewed mission will be to a nearby asteroid; it’s next big trip will be to Mars sometime in the 2030s. For each journey, though, the Orion must bring its crew home. That's where its landing system comes in; the vehicle is equipped with five parachutes, designed to slow the spacecraft down after it re-enters Earth's atmosphere.

Thanks to a December test flight, we know that the chutes can safely land the Orion after it returns from space. First, two small drogue chutes open to stabilize the vehicle. Then three main chutes deploy as the first two are jettisoned. Ultimately, the landing system reduces the Orion's speed from 20,000 miles per hour to under 20 miles per hour. The system did this flawlessly last year.

The Boeing C-17 Globemaster III — the plane that carried the Orion test vehicle.

Things go wrong in space, though. Today's test simulates a nightmare situation for NASA: when two of the parachutes fail to deploy. Only one of the small drogue chutes and two of the main parachutes functioned this morning. Orion was made to land astronauts safely in this scenario, but a real-life test is required for NASA to know for sure.

To do this, NASA disabled the firing link for two of the chutes — all five were loaded, said Stuart McClung, a landing systems engineer with NASA, the day before the test. "We basically unplug the ability to send the [firing] command," he said. Orion was also equipped with sensors and cameras, to capture data in the fall — essentially, to help engineers to determine if the capsule slowed to a speed that would keep its passengers alive.

Two days before the test, Orion was loaded into a Boeing C-17 Globemaster III, a massive cargo plane used by the US military. You could fit a tank in the aircraft if you wanted. But this morning it only held Orion, which measures about 10 feet tall and 16 feet wide. The vehicle sat atop a platform inside the plane. At 35,000 feet — about when the parachute sequence is meant to deploy — the platform was pulled out of the belly of the plane’s cargo bay, initiating Orion’s fall to Earth. It was a slower speed than returning from orbit, McClung said, but essentially the same altitude.

The Orion test vehicle loaded in the cargo bay of the C-17

All this took place leading up to this morning. Now, the Orion is landing gently on the desert floor. After a few minutes, a group of onlookers and I pile into some SUVs and drive out to the spacecraft's resting place. The Orion looks like it's almost upside down — it's resting on one of its sides. McClung explains that the vehicle's chutes must have reinflated after it landed, dragging the capsule a few extra feet. It's also surrounded by chunks of foam debris; McClung tells me that's completely normal. This is only a test version of the vehicle — so much of its structure is surrounded by foam. The real space-faring Orion will be made of titanium alloy. It will also land in the ocean, not in the desert, which will lessen any impact damage.

I watch a group of engineers converge onto the fallen spacecraft. They study its hull, then its insides. One hooks up a laptop to an outside control panel, gathering data. They're trying to understand what Orion experienced as it plummeted to Earth. Properly speaking, the test isn’t actually done. It will take NASA engineers months to decipher the information gathered by the on-board sensors and cameras. But their mood today was optimistic. "Visually, I don't see anything that makes me go 'huh,'" says McClung. "I think we're good."

There’s only one more drop test required for Orion before it moves on to the next phase of testing, charmingly called the "human-related qualification tests." They are the final evaluations to determine if Orion is qualified to carry humans. If NASA deems the vehicle worthy of carrying astronauts, the spacecraft is scheduled to take its first humans to space by 2021.

The Orion test vehicle landed gently with only two main parachutes. (NASA)

26 Aug 21:03

Newswire: The $5 million Wu-Tang Clan record still doesn’t have a buyer

by Marah Eakin
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Meth: "fuck that album"

Despite “a number of offers from serious potential collectors,” Wu-Tang Clan’s $5 million album has still not sold. Online auction house Paddle8 says it’s working on selling the one-of-a-kind record, vetting its offers and trying to find the right person for the art piece.

Notable both for its price and its 88-year copyright, Once Upon A Time In Shaolin is less of an album at this point than it is both a news story and a headache. The record is the brainchild of Wu-Tang Clan member RZA and, since it was announced, has been a constant source of friction among the other members of the loose-knit group, all of whom appear on the LP. Method Man, for instance, told XXL that he’s “tired of this shit” and knows “everybody else is tired of it, too,” adding, “fuck that album.” Ghostface Killah, on the other hand, is taking ...

26 Aug 20:58

Review: Samurai

by quintinsmithster@gmail.com (Quintin)
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'Each player then reaches behind their secretive player screen and flips five of their hexagons face-up. You’re now ready to play the game of Samurai! Or as I call it, Don’t You Dare Put A Hexagon There You Son Of A Bitch: Oh My God You Put A Hexagon There.'

Quinns: Look at it. Just look at it.

Fantasy Flight’s new edition of 1998 Reiner Knizia classic Samurai arrives in the next few months. Now, this site has traditionally poked fun at Knizia, which is to say we’re still waiting on the proof that he isn’t some kind of extra-terrestrial. The man has four hundred and fifty designs to his name, his obsession with simplicity means the less-good ones are breathtakingly dull, and then there’s this video he made for the 2015 Global Game Jam. We’ve discussed it at length, and we’re pretty sure that’s not a green screen and he really is transmitting from inside the game dimension.

But we still took home an advance copy of Samurai from Gen Con, and we did it for two reasons. One, it might be the prettiest board game I’ve ever seen. And two, a fan approached me at FFG’s booth when he saw me looking it.

“This is the good Knizia game,” he whispered conspiratorially.

He was not wrong.

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26 Aug 20:57

Maryland is First State to Ban Broad Class of Discriminatory Profiling in Law Enforcement

Maryland’s new policy aims to “help repair the frayed relationships between police and many in the community by making mutual respect the norm in everyday police encounters.”

26 Aug 20:25

Newswire: UPDATED: Chicago’s Second City offices destroyed by fire

by Ignatiy Vishnevetsky

The Second City theater building is on fire. The legendary improv comedy training ground—whose alumni include Bill Murray, John Belushi, Joan Rivers, Harold Ramis, Dan Aykroyd, Chris Farley, Stephen Colbert, Steve Carrell, Tina Fey, and probably any other major figure you can think of in the last five decades of American comedy—is being threatened by a three-alarm blaze that broke out next door in Chicago’s Old Town neighborhood. The Chicago Tribune reports, however, that the fire hasn’t spread to the actual Second City theater (nor to the UP Comedy Club), and that the Second City offices appear to have caught the worst of it.

At least two firefighters have already been injured, and Chicago crime reporter Peter Nickeas—one of countless journalists currently at the scene—is reporting that Second City’s offices have been destroyed. At present, the fire—which started as a grease fire ...

26 Aug 20:25

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a team in last year’s robotics class forgot to comment out a line of joke code so during the final their robot completed the assigned task in autonomous mode, stopped directly in front of the professor, printed “HEADED HOME, MOTHERFUCKERS” to its LCD, and drove back to base

26 Aug 20:25

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Watch: Robert is fighting food waste with his brilliant grassroots foundation — one restaurant at a time

(This is the first episode of our new series Model Citizens, all about the people improving our cities.)

I don’t even know this man and I love him. 

Elimininating food waste and feeding hungry people are what I’m all about!

have i not been saying this thouggghh.

90% of waste in this country happens at the pre-consumer point though…so I mean, this is great. But this is also one of those things that’s trying to work within the existing broken system. Which, cool, short term fix. But the long term fix is going to involve major changes to how all production is done here, food and otherwise, to drastically cut down on needless waste creation in the first place.

26 Aug 19:56

Google Identifies Hiring Prospects Via Search Queries

by John Gruber
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Max Rosett:

I was in the midst of a career transition. I had spent three years working as a management consultant and then at a startup, but I wanted to become a computer engineer. I was earning a Master’s in computer science through Georgia Tech’s online program. I knew that I was slowly developing the skills that I would need in an engineering role, but I still lacked the confidence to apply for a full-time software role.

One morning, while working on a project, I Googled “python lambda function list comprehension.” The familiar blue links appeared, and I started to look for the most relevant one.

But then something unusual happened.

The search results split and folded back to reveal a box that said “You’re speaking our language. Up for a challenge?”

Like much of what Google does, this is both incredibly clever and incredibly creepy.

It makes me wonder how much Google knows and tracks about queries from programmers at competing companies. Do companies like Apple have policies or recommended practices regarding what employees do with Google services?

26 Aug 18:20

This is huge Ladies and Gents

Courtney shared this story from Super Opinionated.

queen-of-falasteen:

friendlycloud:

In Saudi Arabia women are registering to vote right now!

A big cheer for our sisters in Saudi Arabia and may this be just the next step on their path to equality.

This is not huge. It is actually not. Im a Saudi woman, my family has lived therefor over 50 years and NONE OF US have ever voted, heard of elections or anything. Its a monarchy. Even if someone somehow for whatever reason ended up voting, it doesnt mean anything.
They are entirely irrelevant and on the long list of things Saudi needs to do for its women this is the absolute least relevant thing. Do the 35,000+ people reblogging this know that honor killings are still legal and one just happened just now? That to open a bank account, get a job orleave the country a woman must have signed permission from amale guardian? That all women, no matter how old, are treated like minors by the state? That women can lose their visitation and custody rights if their husband wakes up one day and decides thats what he feels like? What about the fact that women cant drive? Im barely scratching the surface here but this is just a “nice” gesture. It is more a silencing tactic than anything. Nothing more nothing less. This is not meaningful or relevant or imporant. Again, this is a monarchy anda dictatorship. There are no elections really, and the ones that maybe exist, do not affect real change and are merely symbolic.

Im bitter because the world is full of crap. Sorry.
26 Aug 18:12

I need horrible Boston-themed pun supervillains.

by Colin Fredericks
firehose

meanwhile, in gamer culture

So far I have:

Big Dig, with rock-control powers.
A rogue robot from MIT named Think:Tank.
Logan, who can slow down time.
The Curse (currently a good guy after he got reversed).
Paul Revere, who steals the credit for things.

The actual villain of the game will be a Planeteers knock-off team named The Olympiad.

I NEED MORE. Street-level, cosmic-level, no Boston- or Massachusetts-themed event/location/person/school is too obscure for me to name-drop during the game.

I do already have one PC playing someone with molasses-flood-themed powers, so we probably don't need another one of those. My backup pregen PC is Mister T, but there are plenty more T puns to be made.