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Who are we to tell star Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston when and when not to wear his visual aids? The young man is just giving himself a degree of difficulty. I guess. Contacts are uncomfortable. I don't know. Kids are weird. That's the only explanation I have.
He's doing this between every play, and the cameras are doing a fine job of showing it again and again. Twitter's having an excellent time with ABC's closeups, and the night is still young.
The only way Jameis Winston could get cooler would be to have gigantic Eric Dickerson rec specs. He NEEDS them.
— Spencer Hall (@edsbs) November 3, 2013
fsu got someone to put his chain on, but no one can look at the call and tell squintston the play?
— Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) November 3, 2013
Very funny to think one of the nation's best QBs and a Heisman frontrunner needs to squint to read signals from the sideline.
— Paul Myerberg (@PaulMyerberg) November 3, 2013
Going to credit my mom, Patricia, for telling me Jameis needs to get (or wear) contacts during 2nd qrtr of Clemson game.
— TomahawkNation.com (@TomahawkNation) November 3, 2013
Okay, now I’m getting irritated every time I see Winston squinting at the sideline.
— Peter Berkes (@peterberkes) November 3, 2013
Also, expect FSU's next loss or close win to be blamed entirely on Winston's contacts, as if we are all his parents.
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The Seattle Sounders are in deep trouble in the MLS Cup Playoffs, but it could have been a lot worse if not for Osvaldo Alonso. Seattle's tough tackling defensive midfielder smashed in a late goal off a corner, giving them hope heading to Oregon, but the Portland Timbers will be very satisfied with their 2-1 road win.
Seattle had all of the possession early, but didn't turn it into any clear-cut chances. They got the ball into the Portland box frequently and looked like the much more likely team to score, but they fell asleep on a Portland counter in the 15th minute. Jack Jewsbury found space down the right and hit a perfect near post cross to Ryan Johnson, who split Seattle's central defenders and nodded past Marcus Hahnemann.
It didn't take long for Seattle to regain control of the match, though they failed to find a goal to turn things around before the halftime break. Their best chance to pull level came five minutes after Johnson's goal, through Clint Dempsey on a free kick. From 25 yards, he ripped a shot towards the top corner that looked to have Donovan Ricketts beat, but the Timbers keeper stretched to tip the ball over the bar.
Just two minutes into the second half, Lamar Neagle was shown a yellow card for a late challenge on Diego Valeri. The card was his fifth on the year, and he'll miss the second leg of this conference semifinal series through yellow card accumulation.
Around the hour mark, both teams made substitutions that would significantly alter the game. Kalif Alhassan came on for Valeri, who has been nursing an injury, pushing Darlington Nagbe into the center from his right wing starting position. Seattle brought on attacker Mauro Rosales for right back Zach Scott, setting up a serious shuffle in their formation that moved Neagle to midfield and Brad Evans to right back.
Six minutes later, Portland scored their second goal to take complete control of the tie, and their substitution played a massive part in it. A pretty build-up ended with Alhassan finding Nagbe near the top of the penalty area, and Nagbe placed a pretty finish to the far post with his second touch after popping the ball up to himself, giving the Timbers a stunning 2-0 lead.
In the 73rd minute, the Timbers attempted to solidify their midfield, bringing on defensive midfielder Ben Zemanski for Nagbe. The Sounders did create a big chance for Dempsey off a big scramble two minutes later, but Dempsey missed and the Timbers settled things down a bit after that.
The Sounders kept pushing forward, however, and found a lifeline in stoppage time off a throw, which took a big deflection and fell to Alonso, who was waiting at the penalty spot to thrash the ball into the back of the net.
Seattle will still be big underdogs in the second leg, but thanks to Alonso, they're in with a chance.
Seattle: Hahnemann, Gonzalez (Burch 84), Traore, Hurtado, Scott (Rosales 63'), Alonso, Moffat (Joseph 77'), Evans, Dempsey, Neagle, Johnson
Goals: Alonso (90')
Portland: Ricketts, Harrington, Kah, Danso, Jewsbury, W. Johnson, Chara, Wallace, Valeri (Alhassan 61'), Nagbe (Zemanski 73'), R. Johnson (Valencia 83')
Goals: R. Johnson (15'), Nagbe (68')
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Goalkeeper goals are the best goals and Asmir Begovic is the best.
I'm not sure what's better than the best, but Begovic is that too because he scored his goal in 18 seconds.
Artur Boruc, you duffed it.
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THE PARSON RED HEADS & FRIENDS, MIMICKING BIRDS, THE ALIALUJAH CHOIR
(Aladdin Theater, 3017 SE Milwaukie) Read our article on the Parson Red Heads.
GRANDHORSE, DEDERE, REAVER DROP
(The Press Club, 2621 SE Clinton) The unfettered charisma of Portland's Grandhorse will finally be unleashed, as the fledgling crew's debut album, Portraiturefolio, sees its release tonight. The band has only been around since spring of 2012, but you wouldn't know it from accomplished songs like "Out of Sight." Grandhorse's insistence on frilly pop vignettes can be deceiving, due mainly to the group's core simplicity. Songs come bulging with slacker-y hooks and attention to sharp melodies, but they also tend to expand into lengthy, spatial experiments that are just as satisfying. When the two sides of that spectrum meet in the middle, as on the beautifully composed "Ocean," Grandhorse shows off a sonic crib sheet that few other regional bands have access to. RYAN J. PRADO
BRITTEN'S WAR REQUIEM: OREGON SYMPHONY
(Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall, 1037 SW Broadway) Long before Moonrise Kingdom introduced his brilliant music to a wider audience, Benjamin Britten was, unfortunately, known primarily in rarified classical circles for an impressive string of operas and for the War Requiem—a monumental later work that solidified his place of honor in the pantheon of musical geniuses. Dedicated to those who died during World War II, the requiem premiered in 1962 for a British audience that, just 20 years earlier, kept calm and carried on through terrifying blitzkriegs and a tremendous loss of life. It's unsurprisingly somber music, yet decidedly bold in its orchestration, requiring a trio of internationally renowned vocal soloists, a souped-up choir, a children's chorus, and two distinctly separate orchestras. (Yes, TWO fucking orchestras!) I realize the idea of sitting through 90 Twitter-less minutes seems utterly #lame to the majority of Mercury readers. But for those brave souls willing to embark on a lengthy sonic contemplation of humanity's futile brutality and questionable redemption, Britten's masterpiece is guaranteed to provoke profound thought and feeling. We may not like what we hear, but we certainly have a need to hear it. ANGRY SYMPHONY GUY
WHITE LUNG, ANTWON
(Bunk Bar, 1028 SE Water) Vancouver's White Lung will harsh your mellow and blacken your eyes with their seething punch of fast, loud, no-shit punk sheathed with a hardcore brass knuckle. Lead Lung Mish Way's lyrics skew feminist (Way is also a writer and has a lot of good things to say on the subject of vaginas and vaginas-in-music), and her band's aesthetic lives on the angrier side of the f-word, for sure. On tour with White Lung is San Jose's Antwon, a punk-show-appropriate rapper from the Tumblrized, post-dial-up school of panoptical influence, whose songs are often about drugs, eating out, and eating out (speaking of vaginas). EMILY NOKES
IRON AND WINE, LAURA MVULA
(Crystal Ballroom, 1332 W Burnside) Before Bon Iver enamored audiences with sad-bastard beardo folk, there was Iron and Wine. Main Wino Sam Beam helped introduce the era of indie-folk in the early 2000s, but even as artists like the Lumineers and Mumford and Sons have widened Americana's appeal, Beam has pushed his outlet further from the rustic home-recorded twang of his early recordings. New album Ghost on Ghost sports a more relaxed, AM radio-flavored brand of pop and soul. The sound is still vintage, but there's an effortless, lived-in groove that runs through the entire record—and it's nothing you would have anticipated when you first heard 2002's The Creek Drank the Cradle. MATTHEW W. SULLIVAN
STILL CAVES, A VOLCANO
(Langano Lounge, 1435 SE Hawthorne) Langano Lounge has become a go-to spot for cheap drinks, shows that extend late into the night, and a crowd that eagerly, enthusiastically loves music. This lineup will prove no exception, as Johnny Brooke and Jesse Chambers take the stage as the duo A Volcano. Their thrashing, ecstatic metal will all but explode this basement venue, as Chambers one-ups most drummers in the general vicinity and Brooke nearly knocks you out with his guitar, all while making expressive, head-banging songs that hit you where it hurts. Lo-fi fuzzmakers Still Caves have been off the grid for a little while, and are headlining what is guaranteed to be a night of fierce attitude and volume. RACHEL MILBAUER
IRON LUNG, CONDITION, ZEITGEIST, PLEASURE CROSS, MONGOLOID
(Blackwater Records, 223 NE Russell) Originally hailing from Reno, Iron Lung have made name for themselves while churning out a slew of hardcore punk releases that dabble in grindcore and powerviolence. Nowadays the duo is split between Seattle and San Francisco, and the pair also lend the band name to their own record label, Iron Lung Records, which has become a go-to source for hardcore and noise-rock. The most recent offering from Iron Lung themselves, White Glove Test, is an even heavier mind-bender—it's one disc of straight-to-the-jugular hardcore and one disc of noisy power-electronics, each designed to be played either on their own or simultaneously. MWS
BUDDY GUY, QUINN SULLIVAN
(Roseland, 8 NW 6th) I saw blues magnate Buddy Guy for the first time in 2002, in a small Connecticut concert hall. In an attempt at outreach, the theater donated free tickets to my infamously troubled high school, and since I was convinced that The Blues mirrored my inner state of adolescent tumult, I took advantage of the handout. I had no idea who Guy was—my dad listened to really terrible music when I was growing up—but when he emerged in a shimmering purple one-piece outfit and wailed on his Telecaster for over three hours, I knew I'd never forget. I've seen him since, and if there is even such a thing as a "prime," Guy has not yet passed it. He's still wailing hard as always, sometimes for President Obama, and on this night, for Portland. RAQUEL NASSER
DWARVES, LONG KNIFE, CELEBRITY GRAVES, BURN THE STAGE
(Dante's, 350 W Burnside) With Dwarves' high-water mark, 1990's Blood Guts & Pussy, the G.G. Allin-aping punk rockers took caustic and brainlessly offensive hardcore and infused it with enough piss, vinegar, and shtick to make it go. They offered interesting takes on garage and psych-rock on other albums, but things got a little rote by the end of the '90s. In 2011, they released The Dwarves Are Born Again, another album with naked women on the cover and songs about how nothing's going to stop them and how they just live to fuck and get high. What's missing is the danger that used to come in the package. Is it weird to wish a band were more offensive? MWS
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A short comic about a girl, her mother and their different Black clothes.
I made this in late August this year for Seriefrämjandets yearly contest. The topic was comics for young people… and guess what, I actually won!
En serie med otroligt bra känsla för karaktärer, med god känsla för hur utseende och subkulturer betyder i ungdomens sökande efter en identitet. En serie som man ser på första anblick har hjärta, och som subtilt pekar på ämnen som andra skulle göra till huvudpoängen i historien. Som en liten bonus får vi en tjej i huvudrollen som känns levande och som man känner starkt inför.
I’m incredibly surprised, happy and grateful to have won. Since it got so much praise, I figured I should post it here. Thanks to Keetande for helping me with the tricky translation!
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Assiniboine Park Zoo’s newest Polar Bear is comfortably settling into her new home less than 24 hours after arriving on October 28 from Churchill. Officials from the zoo, located in Winnipeg, Canada, travelled to northern Manitoba to rescue the female cub after she was found wandering alone near the airport last week.
Believed to be 11 months-old, the 94-pound (38 kg) cub wouldn’t have otherwise survived on her own, as Polar Bears rely on protection from their mothers for up to two years. Now that she’s at Assiniboine Park Zoo's International Polar Bear Conservation Centre (IPCC), the wild bear seems to feel right at home: she is eating well on her own, playing with enrichment toys, and splashing around in her kiddie pool. For the next 30 days, she will remain in quarantine, as is zoo standard procedure. This will allow close monitoring of her health and ensure that the new bear will not pass on any pathogens when she is eventually introduced to the two other bears at the zoo. Besides a few broken teeth and some bumps, she is generally in good condition, and does not appear to be stressed by her new surroundings.
Photo credits: Assiniboine Park Zoo
"It's one of those feel-good stories that we can save her. It's a shame that you have an animal like this that you have to take from the wild, but with no chance of survival, it's the only thing that makes sense," says Don Peterkin, chief operations officer for the Assiniboine Park Conservancy. "The IPBCC was built for orphaned cubs. We recognized that there would be other needs, but we all have a soft spot for an 11-month-old cub who has lost Mom and has no chance of survival in the wild at all. She's just too young to ever hope to survive on her own."
“Without the Center here, the options are fairly limited. We have tried in the past to adopt out orphan cubs with a mother and one cub, but those attempts have all failed,” says Dr. Jim Duncan of Manitoba Conservation and Water Stewardship.
The International Polar Bear Conservation Centre opened almost two years ago and is part of the larger Journey to Churchill exhibit that is still under construction, but is expected to open in the summer of 2014. The Centre has outdoor habitats for the polar bears as well. Eventually the three resident bears will move into one of the larger outdoor Polar Bear habitats in Journey to Churchill. The zoo is also looking at a fourth bear from Argentina that may join the others as early as the spring.
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Buying a Nexus 5 without a contract at Best Buy is going to be expensive. Very expensive. The massive US retail chain has priced off-contract purchases at an eye-popping $799.99 according to a new Sprint listing on its website. That's for the 16GB model, which sells for $349 at Google Play. Even Sprint itself isn't asking for that much; the carrier is charging $449.99 for the device at full cost — $100 more than Google. Best Buy has tacked on an extra $350 to that figure, instantly putting off-contract purchases out of reach for most costumers. The company routinely prices "replacement" devices well above their normal suggested retail price, but we've rarely seen a gap as massive as this one.

Best Buy has stayed relatively mum on its Nexus 5 plans since Google's announcement, so the listed replacement price may be some sort of placeholder or error. There's also the possibility that the retailer will offer the Nexus 5 alongside other Google hardware (Chromebooks, Chromecast, etc.) at a lower rate. Many Best Buy locations now feature special Google sections that showcase the company's offerings. After Thursday's announcement, many had hoped that the Nexus 5 would appear there at its more affordable $349.99 price point. We've reached out to both Best Buy and Google for clarification on Nexus 5 pricing and availability.
Thanks, TheLightDivided!