
Misunderstood helping shark…
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He just wants to help!
firehose"Why should we be encouraging the young and unemployed to look worldwide for better opportunities? Because the benefits of U.S. emigration extend way beyond ready jobs and a more interesting life for those in search of adventures abroad. Research by economists Gabriel Felbermayr and Benjamin Jung suggest that as little as a 1 percent increase in migration between two countries raises bilateral trade. There's also evidence from development economists Maurice Kugler and Hillel Rapoport that migrating to another country brings greater foreign investment back home. Their research suggests that if you double the number of Americans living in another country, you'll see foreign direct investment from that country to the United States increase by about a fifth. Simply put, there's a profound benefit to the economy in sending your kids overseas, not to mention the benefit of getting them out of the house for a while. (I'm allowed to say this -- I have children.)"
GFY
I'm betting that a lot of the year-end wrap-ups you're going to read in the next few weeks are going to focus heavily on the Obamacare website woes. But I bet in three years, nobody will remember or care that for a couple months, a new government-run website didn't actually work. Especially now that the site is starting to work:
About 29,000 people signed up for health insurance through HealthCare.gov on Sunday and Monday — a figure that surpasses the total for the whole month of October, an official familiar with the program told POLITICO.
The quickened pace of enrollments came as the White House hit its self-imposed Nov. 30 deadline to fix the troubled Affordable Care Act website.
Remember how outraged Republicans were about that whole "You Didn't Build That" manufactured controversy from last year? And remember how ordinary Americans just didn't give a shit? The Republican response to the Obamacare rollout reminds me a lot of that.
firehose"Google is adding a falling snow effect to photos that prominently feature the white stuff."
someone is going to exploit this with semen
Google has introduced some genuinely useful tools that make Google+ a great place to store your photos. But today the company is adding two new Auto Awesome features to bring some lighthearted fun to your holiday pictures. When you upload a photo containing "something that sparkles" (Google uses a Christmas tree or chandelier as examples), Google+ will now automatically make those light sources sparkle by converting the image into an animated GIF. The effect is actually fairly nice looking, though it won't be for everyone.
The second feature dives further into gimmick territory; Google is adding a falling snow effect to photos that prominently feature the white stuff. It's not at all realistic looking — not that such a feat would be easy to pull off — but should make for a fun demo at Google's Winter Wonderland pop-up shops across the US.

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*violent applause*
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The FTC's advertising rules strictly prohibit deceptive advertisements: ads that readers or viewers probably won't recognize as ads. Online, though, those distinctions can become unclear. Even if something is labeled "native advertising" or "sponsored content," its placement or writing style can lead people to believe it's part of the rest of the site. In a day-long workshop yesterday, the agency questioned where to draw the line, and as The New York Times reports, there isn't necessarily a clear answer.
"The market has overwhelmingly blurred the lines in a way consumers have accepted."
Participants in the workshop (called, naturally, "Blurred Lines") touched on the practices of several sites known for their sponsored content or native advertising, including Mashable, The Huffington Post, and BuzzFeed. On the Media co-host Bob Garfield took a hard line against most sponsored ads and raised one of the most controversial examples: an Atlantic post that appeared to be a glowing news piece on Scientology but was in fact written and sponsored by its church. Like the advertorials of print media, it's not necessarily obvious that a piece is sponsored, nor whether it's an independently written piece or one guided by the needs of advertisers. "By presenting ads that resemble editorial content, an advertiser risks implying, deceptively, that the information comes from a nonbiased source," said FTC chair Edith Ramirez.
The FTC has previously taken on Twitter ads, telling companies that they needed to include clarifications like "Ad" in celebrity endorsements and refrain from giving any misleading information, even if it was included in a followup tweet. Here, the agency doesn't seem to have settled on an answer. FTC tests have affirmed the common wisdom that advertisers would rather use the term "sponsored" than directly label an ad, but the question remains whether the word confuses readers.— and whether it does so in a way that gives advertisers an unfair boost.
Professor David Franklyn of the University of San Francisco School of Law said that early research showed many consumers couldn't identify clearly marked advertisements, and half didn't even know what "sponsored" meant. "The market has overwhelmingly blurred the lines in a way consumers have accepted because search is free and the Internet is largely free," he said, as quoted in AdWeek. "It's going to be very hard to regulate."
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
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The news is reporting about Evan Booth, who builds weaponry out of items you can buy after airport security. It's clever stuff.
It's not new, though. People have been explaining how to evade airport security for years.
Back in 2006, I -- and others -- explained how to print your own boarding pass and evade the photo-ID check, a trick that still seems to work. In 2008, I demonstrated carrying two large bottles of liquid through airport security. Here's a paper about stabbing people with stuff you can take through airport security. And here's a German video of someone building a bomb out of components he snuck through a full-body scanner. There's lots more if you start poking around the Internet.
So, what's the moral here? It's not like the terrorists don't know about these tricks. They're no surprise to the TSA, either. If airport security is so porous, why aren't there more terrorist attacks? Why aren't the terrorists using these, and other, techniques to attack planes every month?
I think the answer is simple: airplane terrorism isn't a big risk. There are very few actual terrorists, and plots are much more difficult to execute than the tactics of the attack itself. It's the same reason why I don't care very much about the various TSA mistakes that are regularly reported.
firehoseIRIS - 22-28 - African-American - As smart as she is beautiful, Iris is in grad school studying psychology. She's also Barry's mile a minute, fast-talking, quick-witted best friend. Her father, Detective West, took in Barry when his mother was murdered, and his father was wrongly accused and imprisoned for her murder. In a tough childhood for Barry, she was the one "not tough" thing. She's unaware of Barry's strong feelings for her.
DETECTIVE WEST - Late 40s to Early 50s - African American -Detective West is an honest, blue-collar cop who's seen it all. A soulful, funny caring father to Iris, and a surrogate father to Barry, West came up through the foster system himself. He took in Barry after his mother's murder and his father's imprisonment. He believes in Barry and supports Barry's efforts to prove his father's innocence.
firehoseburied lede: "Hugo doesn't depend on administrative privileges, databases, runtimes, interpreters or packages." HALLELUJAH
- Updates files on changes
- Generates RSS
- Brain-fucking-dead-simple templating "language"
- SPL (GPL 2 derivative)
Hugo is a static site generator written in GoLang. It is optimized for speed, easy use and configurability. Hugo takes a directory with content and templates and renders them into a full html website.
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Shocking as it may sound, it is in fact possible for New Orleans to lose a game at home. But the Panthers will need to switch up their offensive philosophy and go counter-intuitive: pass on first down, run on second and third. Cover Watch looks at St. Louis and Arizona.
In the latest video from Hard Science, hosts Anthony Carboni and Tara Long perform a variety of experiments on a trough of “oobleck,” a non-Newtonian fluid made of water and corn starch, including running on it and (attempting) to ride a bike across it.
firehosegreat, now I have to wear a bra? great
Researchers in a collaborative study between The Microsoft Research Institute and the University of Rochester examined the phenomenon of overeating due to emotional stress and have developed a bra that used stand-alone sensors to read respiration and skin conduction during such events. The sensors then sent the information to a smartphone app that analyzed the information and alerted the person that she may be overeating due to emotional stress and offered just-in-time support to curb both the emotion and the eating.
In Study 1 and 2, we explored emotional eating patterns and investigated the feasibility and benefits of developing an elaborate, integrated system, as described in the scenario. We found some initial results that suggested providing awareness and just-in-time support for emotional eating could work with
better personalization on timing and intervention. To move towards the goal of a personalized, integrated system, this study was focused on investigating the feasibility of using physiological sensors to implicitly detect emotions. While implicit emotion detection has been done in the past, this is the first study, that we are aware of, that makes use of wearable, mobile sensors for detecting emotions.
While the study provokes a great deal of promise on the use of wearable devices to assist with emotional stress eating, there are still a few chinks in the armor.
Participants wore the bra sensing system and reported their emotions for about 4-6 hours a day over a period of approximately four days. It was very tedious for participants to wear our prototyped sensing system, as the boards had to be recharged every 3-4 hours, which resulted in participants
having to finagle with their wardrobe throughout the day.
image via “Food and Mood: Just-in-Time Support for Emotional Eating” Study
via BBC News
Jamie Foxx, Quvenzhané Wallis and Rose Byrne filming "Annie" remake in NYC. #TheSunWillComeOutTomorrow pic.twitter.com/XDSe533uGJ
— Jonathan Mandell (@NewYorkTheater) December 4, 2013
At least I think it's the first. Either way, I'm excited to finally see Quvenzhané Wallis done up in her Annie costume along with Jamie Foxx (who we just saw in the first Amazing Spider-Man 2 trailer earlier today), Cameron Diaz and Rose Byrne.
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firehosetl;dr: About as strenuous as walking up a hill or playing doubles tennis
"Ninety-eight percent of Karelis’s volunteers reported that sex felt more fun than jogging"
Barcelona-based Natural Machines, a company working on a 3D printer for food called Foodini, printed out the dough and sauce for a pizza before adding cheese and spices by hand. The result? A very round pizza with sauce evenly spread across its surface. Yum!
What’s the hardest part about making homemade pizza? Shaping the dough & even layer of sauce. So we printed both. pic.twitter.com/qOJQGzUUbD
— Natural Machines (@NaturalMachines) December 3, 2013
via The Daily Dot

After multiple requests for the Sailor Scouts, I’m doing them 70s glam rock style.
Glam Rock Sailor Mars
firehose"It is easier to reject Tirado as a fraud than to face the reality that someone can be smart, talented, hard-working and still be stuck in a desperate situation."
TW: Houston, Texas
firehosepoor Amy
BBC News |
Scotland battered by 100mph winds BBC News Thousands of people are being told to prepare to leave their coastal homes after warnings that the biggest tidal surge for 60 years could hit tonight. Vicious winds have been battering much of Scotland, Northern England and Wales, and Northern Ireland - a ... UK weather warning: live updatesTelegraph.co.uk Hurricane Xaver batters Scotland as Germany braces for stormThe Globe and Mail Deadly storm threatens European tidal surgeThe News International euronews -Chicago Sun-Times all 286 news articles » |
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On a recent episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live, actor Benedict Cumberbatch — who plays Smaug the dragon in the upcoming The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, and Sherlock Holmes in the soon-to-return BBC series — read the lyrics of “Genius” by R. Kelly. Jimmy Kimmel Live also created a parody reality television show called The Cumberbatchelor, and Benedict Cumberbatch discusses his experiences filming The Hobbit and working with J.J. Abrams on Star Trek Into Darkness in a two-part interview:
videos via Jimmy Kimmel Live
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner.
firehoseno idea what's happening anymore
One of the biggest projects I’ve worked on this year has been the My Little Pony Collectible Card Game. The publisher, Enterplay, brought me in to help finish off the game design and it’s been a lot of fun to work on. I especially like how watching cartoons is part of the job.
The game now has an official release date — December 13 — and if you’re a lucky gamer in one of the pre-release cities, you can catch a sneak-peak of the game this Saturday, December 7. (You can find a list of those cities and their venues here.)
If you’re a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, card games in general, or keeping me stocked with ramen, I’d encourage you check out the game. The core of the game is simple enough that kids can play it, but it’s got depth enough to satisfy veteran card gamers too. It’s the best of both worlds — so long as both worlds include pastel ponies.
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Mass. school renamed for Ron Burgundy for a day nwitimes.com 2013-12-04T17:06:46Z 2013-12-04T19:04:05Z Mass. school renamed for Ron Burgundy for a dayThe Associated Press The Associated Press. 13 hours ago. Actor and comedian Will Ferrell told students he was "literally in a glass case of emotion" ... and more » |
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by Scott Neuman
Nelson Mandela with South African President F.W. de Klerk in May 1990. Mandela died Thursday at 95.
Nelson Mandela, who became an icon of the struggle for racial equality during a decades-long struggle against South Africa's apartheid system, is being remembered across the globe on Thursday following his death at age 95.
Mandela died after a prolonged lung infection, which had been a recurring problem for him since his days as a prisoner of conscience on South Africa's Robben Island. He served 27 years at the notorious jail.
"He is now resting. He is now at peace," South African President Jacob Zuma said in an address to the nation.
People light a candle for former president Nelson Mandela on hearing of his death outside his home in Johannesburg, South Africa on Thursday.
"Although we knew that this day would come, nothing can diminish our sense of a profound and enduring loss," he said.
President Obama said Mandela "achieved more than can be expected of any man. Today he has gone home."
"He no longer belongs to us; he now belongs to the ages," Obama said.
"Through his fierce urgency and unbending will, Madiba transformed South Africa and all of us," he said, referring to Mandela by his clan name. "His journey from a prisoner to a president embodied the promise that human beings and countries can change for the better."
The first black president of the United States said of South Africa's first black president, "I can't imagine my life without the example Mandela set."
Obama also ordered that the U.S. flag fly at half-staff on all public buildings and grounds, until sunset on Monday.
F.W. de Klerk, South Africa's last white president, said on the BBC that he and Mandela had "become good friends" over the years.
"We had our moments of tension as political opponents, but after our retirement and at times during his presidency, we became very close," de Klerk said. "He's a remarkable man. He was a remarkable man."
The United Nations Security Council interrupted a meeting on the tribunals for the former Yugoslavia and Rwanda and stood for a minute of silence.
Argentina's U.N. Ambassador Maria Cristina Perceval, who was speaking when the council learned of the news, said: "Good men and women, men such as Mandela resisted and taught us to resist fear ... to resist oblivion."
U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon called him "a giant of justice" who "touched our lives in a deeply personal way."
Former President George W. Bush said that he and former first lady Laura Bush "join the people of South Africa and the world in celebrating the life of Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela."
"President Mandela was one of the great forces for freedom and equality of our time. He bore his burdens with dignity and grace, and our world is better off because of his example," Bush said.
Former President Bill Clinton, said: "We will remember him as a man of uncommon grace and compassion, for whom abandoning bitterness and embracing adversaries was not just a political strategy but a way of life."
I will never forget my friend Madiba. pic.twitter.com/UX21ZZG7cg
— Bill Clinton (@billclinton) December 5, 2013
He tweeted:
Deeply saddened by the passing of #Mandela, a courageous, visionary leader who will always be remembered and will continue to inspire us all
— Christine Lagarde (@Lagarde) December 5, 2013
And International Monetary Fund chief Christine Lagarde:
British Prime Minister David Cameron said "a great light has gone in the world" and that Mandela was "a legend in life and now in death."
House Speaker John Boehner called Mandela "an unrelenting voice for democracy," and Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi said the world had "lost a leader who advanced the cause of equality and human rights."
Actor Morgan Freeman, who portrayed Mandela in the 2009 film Invictus, described him as a "true giant."
Secretary of State John Kerry remembered a visit with Mandela in 2007 over the Thanksgiving holiday: "I was struck by how warm, open, and serene he was."
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who presented Mandela with a key to the city in 2005, said the South African leader's visit weeks after the September 11, 2001, attack on the World Trade Center towers, "helped give our city strength and hope, for which we will be forever grateful." Flags at City Hall were lowered to half-staff in Mandela's honor.
We'll continue to update this post as reaction to Mandela's death comes in.