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09 Jan 00:21

Grantland Game Recap Completely Omits Influence Of ‘NYPD Blue’ On Modern Ensemble Dramas

LOS ANGELES—Calling the exclusion “an embarrassing oversight,” visitors to Grantland today criticized the online sports publication for its notably deficient recap of a recent matchup between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Dallas Maveric...
    






09 Jan 00:20

Newswire: Tupac Shakur allegedly auditioned to be a Jedi in Star Wars: Episode I

At last linking the separate, yet equally sprawling sagas of Star Wars and Tupac Shakur apocrypha, the New York Daily News passes along the report that, shortly before his death, the slain rapper auditioned for the role of Mace Windu in Star Wars: Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace. Death Row engineer Rick Clifford made the surprising, as-yet-unconfirmed claim in an interview with the fan site 2Pac-Forum.com, prefacing it by saying he and Shakur had often discussed the rapper’s burgeoning film career—which already included roles in movies like Juice and Poetic Justice—after Shakur learned Clifford “worked for [90210’s] Brian Austin Green,” on Green’s sole hip-hop album, One Stop Carnival. And, if you accept the assertion that discovering Clifford had worked on a rap record with Brian Austin Green would inspire Tupac to identify Clifford as someone with whom he could discuss the cinema, you might then ...

09 Jan 00:20

TV Legends Revealed: "Star Trek: TNG" Ran Afoul of Arthur Conan Doyle Estate?

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'So while it is true that there was SOME dispute over the episode (one issue may have been that the producers might have contacted the Conan Doyle estate before filming the episode and then came up with the parody defense after hearing what the usage fee would be), it wasn’t a matter of Star Trek: The Next Generation not knowing that the Sherlock Holmes characters were not in the public domain.'

The game is afoot as Brian Cronin investigates if "Star Trek: The Next Generation" used Sherlock Holmes characters without authorization.
09 Jan 00:19

I mean having a character who is black, blind, and gay is great. But when all your other characters are straight and white it kinda feels like they're just trying to get all of their tokens out of the way on a single character, ya know?

This post hurts my brain.

No, I don’t fucking know.  Having a character who is black AND gay AND has a disability is still just a character and why the fuck are white characters allowed to be more than one thing?

I get your point. Some writers write mostly white casts. Fine, that sucks. But show me these examples of putting all the ‘tokens’ in one character. It sounds like a problem that doesn’t really exist because even if you count ALL the characters from marginalized groups in comics, it’s still a tiny subset. Those that display intersectionality are from a much smaller subset still.

So how is this ACTUALLY a problem?

09 Jan 00:14

Gold In Them Hills: Skyrim In 2014

by Duncan Harris

By Duncan Harris on January 8th, 2014 at 9:00 pm.


This is the latest in a series of articles about the art technology of games, in collaboration with the particularly handsome Dead End Thrills.

An occupational risk of Christmas is that the great mead (Jaffa Cakes) hall of my in-laws’ living room will inspire me to reinstall Skyrim, post a few fancy screenshots, and sure enough get a few emails asking for some mythical mod guide. Then comes the abuse: “He doesn’t want anyone to have his secret sauce!” Or: “Mods can’t do that – *snort* – those are Photoshopped.” Only they don’t capitalise Photoshop because they didn’t have to sit through that publishing meeting, lucky old them.

As it happens, no one is actually right here, for the same reason that when someone asks me what English weather is like, I don’t answer: ‘It’s like that evening drive between Dorset and Wiltshire when a torrential downpour gave way to just the best sunshine that lit up the faces of distant historic buildings and cast painterly shadows across dale and field.’ What I tell them is that, nine times out of ten, ‘it’s shit.’

What posters of modded Skyrim shots fail to mention is that their game only looks like that 1 per cent of the time, from 0.01 per cent of the vantage points on the map. The numbers are only slightly better for any videogame screenshot worth a damn. Whether you’re an industry screenshot artist or a Steam Community superstar or whatever, what you’re doing is marketing. Selling. Lying by omission.

What the posters also don’t mention is that the mountainous challenge of taking those shots is precisely why many people play Skyrim now more than ever. Alduin is dead but the quest for ultimate graphics goes on… and on. The fallacy of asking ‘how to make Skyrim look like that’ is that you simply don’t know what Skyrim might look like whenever you fire it up. That’s the point. Two years after it came out, when I climbed up a mountain and started bashing in the console commands, I had absolutely no idea I’d see this:

This isn’t a guide to playing Skyrim with mods, then, as I would probably use a very different setup if I wanted traditional gameplay. It’s not a guide to taking good screenshots, either, so much as knowing how to look for them. This, Curb fans, is my Seinfeld reunion.

The Command Console

Myth number one about Making Skyrim Pretty is that it takes ‘hundreds of mods’. Much of the reason for doing this guide is that I’ve used several neat tricks along the way that do much of the work but are either taken for granted or dismissed. So let’s begin:

tfc / sucsm / player.moveto – You probably know about tfc (Toggle Free Camera) and tm (Toggle Menus) already; you might even know about tfc 1, the free camera that freezes game time. That’s Screenshot 101. sucsm (Set UFO Cam Speed Multplier – sexy!) will make the free camera slower and more precise. The free camera’s great for scouting for locations, angles, etc, and this is where player.moveto comes in. Maybe you want to set up a pose for a screenshot or just ensure the game’s loaded the highest LOD around your new location, so click on a small nearby object with the command console open – a shrub, a tree, just not the bare terrain mesh – and type player.moveto .

tcl – This is basically noclip for your character. It lets you fly about. It also stops you mid-fall if something goes wrong, or if you teleport into the ground or, as is entirely possible in the pre-alpha nudist colony of Skywind, someone’s privates. Make sure there’s no target object selected before using it.

tai – Turns the AI on and off. You’ll need this if you want to free cam around your horse without running it off a cliff at the same time. Good for posing enemies and NPCs, too. Just be sure the right entity’s selected in the command console first.

setfog – This is fundamentally useful for taking good screenshots or otherwise dolling up Skyrim’s outdoor terrain. The biggest reason shots like the one below are so elusive isn’t mods, but the suggestion of volume and proportion using basic fog levels. The setfog command expects two numbers, one for where the fog starts and another for how far it transitions. Something like setfog 4000 5000, then, will see a more abrupt change than setfog 4000 30000. Every scene and camera position requires its own values if it’s to reach its full potential. With default values, the scene below would just be a flat wall of textures.

fw – Force Weather. Skyrim has dozens of weather types not limited to the four main categories of clear, cloudy, fog and rain. Places like Solstheim and Sovngarde have their own, for instance. Some change everything while others focus on bloom intensity, colour saturation, fog alpha/colour, etc. I’ll usually try out all of them for a screenshot, often with the help of the invaluable Director’s Tools mod.

mfg – Adjusts facial expression, eye direction, etc. This command was broken by a recent patch but returns thanks to the mod MfgConsole. More on those later.

fov – Adjusts FOV. Bit obvious but couldn’t really leave it out.

save – There are many reasons for creating saves using your own filenames at any given moment, which you can do by just typing the name after this command. You might want to restart the game with a custom resolution, set up a load of shots to be taken properly later, have a great lighting setup going, or just insure yourself against a crash. I went through a phase of naming them after things I’d just had to eat and now have no idea what’s what, so avoid that common pitfall.

help – Returns all the object IDs or console commands that match the given term. Useful in conjunction with inventory or spawn commands like player.additem or player.placeatme.

The ENB Series

ENB stands for Easy Now, Boris, a reference to creator Boris Vorontsov’s unique approach to forum banter. Not really. Boris is a genius and one of the most important single figures in PC gaming today, so respect due. (On which note, it’s time for a cup of coffee and a quiz. Is this a) a bureaucratic Dark Elf from the Great House of Redoran; b) DJ Tim Westwood, whose weird Lowestoftian street patois can kill a dragon at 50 yards; or c) proof that we’ve been living in Skyrim all along?)

I use one ENB and one ENB only, and that is K. Every ENB has a philosophy nowadays, be it cinematic moodiness or MAXXED OUT PHOTOREAL1SM, but Kyokushinoyama has the best: pure pixel-pushing fantasy. He also has the best face, not to mention a habit of jumping off this modder-go-round and taking all his files away with him. Someone kindly uploaded several of his presets here, though, including the latest K-ENB Extensive: The Living Lights. That’s what I’m using.

This could get complicated very quickly, but like most things Skyrim it’s worth finding out for yourself. There are ENBs and quasi-ENBs and high performance faux-ENBs for everyone, so who am I to tell you what to use?

That said, using K as an example, just because these things can murder your framerate while ticking a lot of next-gen boxes doesn’t mean you should leave everything turned on. In fact, the only time I come close is when doing something like this:

This shows many of Vorontsov’s latest features in action, some augmented by K: indirect lighting, complex ambient occlusion, depth of field, subsurface scattering, detailed shadows, etc, etc. More importantly, and somewhat rarely, they’re in balance. The DoF is ‘popping’ the foreground more than obliterating the background, the bloom is just so, the ambient occlusion is enriching the face with accurate light fall-off without crushing the detail. But ambient occlusion has a terrible relationship with fog, and in the game’s exterior cells will often leave landscapes with a blotchy complexion at the cost of half your framerate. I just turn that and DoF off when outdoors.

Again, though, it would be wrong to suggest that ENB alone can give you this look. I’m not joking when I say that this is the single square foot of Skyrim where I’ve found this precise combination of lighting. I also have the character looking in a precise direction towards candlelight filtered through a quite complex indoor environment. I’ve frozen the game the precise moment a mod called Facelight turns an additional revolving light source on the face, which in conjunction with the candle and all its surrounding particles has made the face glow and eyes sparkle. I’ve used a pose mod, and in this shot placed a blue lantern on a precise part of the floor. I’ve used a very low FOV at great distance to smooth out certain shadowing discrepancies. I’ve picked the lip colour and hairstyle that works best with all of these elements. Know, then, that when people say it takes ‘a cocktail of mods’, they’re barely telling you anything. This is chemistry.

Rant: One of the go-to snarks of the Reddit or Kotaku comments troll is that ‘oh look, she takes two bottles into the shower.’ Very good. Never gets old. Furthermore, I get that there’s a ‘Glamazon’ epidemic that’s as old as modding itself, and that the scene is riddled with appalling lolicon bilge. Fact is, though, that I grew up surrounded by rock art books by the likes of Frank Frazetta, Roger Dean and Hipgnosis – Dean reprinted by Psygnosis, of course, just to wrap it all up with a bow. I love Conan in all its forms. This Skyrim is my playground. I put it to you, then, that she does in fact take all the bottles into the shower.

One last thing to say about ENB is that it’s recently introduced the enblocal.ini file that takes control of your memory management. The latest K-ENBs use it and it’s extremely effective. I’ve gone from multiple crashes to desktop to none whatsoever on the exact same hardware and INI files. Nada. Zip.

Mods

By this point, hopefully I’ve diminished the role of mods to a more reasonable level. They’re as essential as you choose to make them, which is to say that different people focus on different aspects of Skyrim’s world. Installing ‘hundreds of mods’ to make things ‘beautiful’ works about as well as it would on your car.

I will champion one very recent mod, though, without which that earlier mountain shot couldn’t happen. Same goes for the one a few lines up.

Real Clouds, says creator Soolie, “adds pseudo-volumetric clouds to Skyrim, i.e realistic 3D clouds. These clouds will change in coverage and altitude depending on the current weather. As well as normal clouds, there are also rain clouds which you can see raining in the distance. There is also a random variation applied to the coverage and altitude to create more variation.” It’s entirely possible that without this mod I’d have seen little point in returning to Skyrim long term. It doesn’t always work, to put it politely, but is a version of Skyrim you simply have to see when it does.

Listing a load of other specific texture or mesh mods would make this thing instantly obsolete, so what you do is this. Start by downloading the Nexus Mod Manager, reading any documentation as you go. Let it control everything, even if that means making your own zip files for mods downloaded outside of Skyrim Nexus. Now go through all the top-lists on the Nexus and use taste and common sense to pick from the buffet. Do this and you’ll end up with all the rock, water, fire and lighting mods I use. Just bear in mind that I don’t use any climate mods, or anything that might conflict with K-ENB.

There’s nothing in my mod list too extraordinary, with the exception of a little thing I call Supergrass. It’s just a simple ESP I made in the Creation Kit that trebles all the game’s grass densities. Google that one because there are several ways of doing it, and it’s never wise to blindly import someone else’s settings.

The wise thing is to grow your mod list organically. Let the dependencies, options and compatibility notes of each new mod decide what you seek out next. This should ensure you don’t leave out the true essentials like Skyrim Script Extender and the various unofficial patches. K-ENB, furthermore, comes with its own essentials for tweaking dungeon lighting, etc. If something in Skyrim bothers you, from the waves against the shore to the distant terrain textures, search and you will find. There is always a mod, and Nexus Mod Manager takes the pain out of the audition.

Oh yes, and get CharGen Extension, it’s amazing. Character generation made easy, or at least less awful. Get the aforementioned MfgConsole, too, for a reason that actually has nothing to do with facial expressions. It adds a new console command called GetModItem that lets you fill a game container with all the items from, say, your installed mods or DLC. It’s so useful.

Beyond The Nexus

Exit the vast and safe jurisdiction of the Nexus and the real adventure begins. Welcome to the Cursed Earth, the first outpost of which is Lover’s Lab. There you’ll find links to repositories around the world where your horizons will simply explode.

Do not go in the adult section. Do not go in the adult section.

Whether or not your ethical stance lets you download armours ripped from other games, many of these sites have the advantage of a more curated selection than the Nexus. You might find that a site in the Ukraine shares your taste in 4K textures, for example, and gives a load of neat links to follow. Of course, whether your copy of MalwareBytes lets you visit that site in the Ukraine is another matter. Ironically, many of these links will go right back to the Nexus, to things you never found using its own browsing tools.

INI Tweaking

Beyond advising that, thanks to ENB memory management, I’m using a uGridsToLoad setting of 9 without crashes, I’m not going there. INI configs needn’t change nearly as much as mod lists, and there’s plenty of advice out there. Just remember to back the things up and change just a few values at a time, and disable any in-game or driver AA or AF when using ENB. My ini files are really very small, changing little beyond some very famous shadow, multithreading and terrain LOD settings.

Okay, one random tip, then. There’s a mod called HiAlgo Boost that dynamically changes Skyrim’s internal resolution while you play to ensure a smooth framerate. Works with most ENBs but not, it seems, with the latest K, so maybe give it a try – because when it works, it works.

Project Skywind

Skywind is a ridiculously ambitious attempt to port the whole of Morrowind and its expansions into the Creation Engine using upgraded meshes and textures. It’s making all the headlines at the moment so I finally checked it out. What’s even more amazing is that it looks as good as that sounds. It must get finished, and only then can the devs stop pretending they never started Skyblivion as well. These guys are understandably wary of Bethesda’s lawyers, but they’re also not invisible. Far from it. So just kick up the world’s stinkiest stink if things get litigious and let the sheer scale of Skyrim’s fanbase save the day.

In keeping with the rest of this ‘guide’, I’ll share some anecdotes. The shots you’re seeing here and here are very selective, and just a few pixels outside the frame is nothing but bare terrain mesh with obviously tiled ground textures and a few scattered props. The NPCs have no clothes on. Creatures are few and far between. Don’t let that stop you, though!

What makes Skywind an awful lot of fun is that it’s just like any other Skyrim mod – though I’d recommend starting a new game in Morrowind (there’s an option) to be on the safe side. The mods I’ve outlined here make it very easy to rebuild and restock your character if you must. In terms of item and armour availability, ENB compatibility and things like water mods, it’s like walking through a door between Skyrim and Morrowind. And this, to answer the obvious question, is why these screenshots look like they do. Mods, again, are only part of the equation, and I really had to turn the aforementioned tricks to eleven.

The End

I do believe that’s everything, or at least as much as seems worth telling. A bit random, but then no guide to Skyrim modding will ever be complete, and the modding itself is a journey without end. That’s the beauty of it. If you take one thing from all this, whether it’s a file or just a renewed desire to explore game visuals through this extraordinary platform, then I guess it was worth writing. If you think there’s something to ask or add, hit the comments and I’ll oblige.

08 Jan 22:13

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08 Jan 22:13

The Best Analogy for Chromebooks are iPads

by Ben Thompson

In response to yesterday’s post about Chromebooks and the Cost of Complexity, Vance McAlister passed along this great post of his that nailed what is so appealing about ChromeOS:

The true value in ChromeOS is what it DOESN’T have. Critics say “a Macbook or Windows laptop will give you the same Chrome browser, plus a lot more as well!”, but that misses the point entirely. Those laptops don’t come with the killer feature of ChromeOS: the LACK of a traditional OS.

The lack of a traditional OS means you do not have to deal with the myriad frustrations of Windows, Mac or even Linux. You get instant on, constant updates, no registry corruption, no accumulated accretions and eventual slowdowns, no viruses and conflicts. In theory, as long as the hardware holds up, a ChromeOS device will be as slick and responsive in five years as it is out of the box.

Bingo. This is why two of the most repeated claims about Chromebooks completely miss the point:

  • Using a Chromebook = Using the Chrome browser on a Mac or PC No, it doesn’t. As McAlister wrote, you don’t have to deal with any of the OS cruft1 endemic on all other operating systems. Moreover, there are aspects of ChromeOS that make the browser experience better, particularly the ability to put Chrome web apps2 in the taskbar and launch them in their own window; you effectively have two hierarchies of navigation for web pages: tabs and taskbar icons.
  • Chromebooks = Netbooks Actually, they are the exact opposite sort of experience. Netbooks had a full operating system crammed into tiny cheap hardware. They were terrible. Chromebooks have similar hardware to Windows PCs (or similar to Macs, in the case of the Pixel), but with a dramatically simpler and more lightweight user experience. It’s “inexpensive”, not “cheap”, because the experience isn’t compromised.

In fact, the best comparison for a Chromebook is not a Windows PC, but an iPad. Both are appliance-like devices that are easy-to-use, impossible-to-break, and designed first and foremost for the experience, not the feature list. And, if you write like Dr. Drang and need multiple windows, a Chromebook is in fact superior to the iPad.

Ultimately, as I wrote in The (Alleged) 13-inch iPad and the Triumph of Thin Clients, I think we’re headed to a multiple-appliance future:

Today’s thin clients, on the hand, specialize. A pure tablet is superior for touch-based applications; a pure PC is superior for keyboard-and-mouse ones. An e-ink reader is superior for reading, and a 13-inch iPad would be superior for (in my case) drawing and making music. And while many people now use two devices, I think that’s only the beginning (I’m personally at four and the 13″ iPad would be number five).

I wrote that post having lived a month with nothing but a Pixel3 and an iPad, and while I’m back to a MacBook Pro for work, that doesn’t invalidate the Chromebook. I simply prefer the best tool for any particular job, not a Swiss Army Knife. I’m continually surprised that so many geeks in particular assume the latter is inevitable.

As for the normals,4 I think the biggest challenge for Chromebooks is a marketing one; OEMs aren’t exactly clued in to the idea that less is more, and are more likely to overpromise functionality instead of being honest with potential buyers about what a Chromebook can’t do.5 And that’s a shame: dealing with a once-a-month Excel spreadsheet6 can be either a momentary annoyance or a massive frustration, based on nothing more than your expectations.

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  1. This is why I never use touch on the Pixel, despite liking it on Windows 8; it turns out most of my touch interactions were with dialog boxes and the like, which just don’t exist on ChromeOS. That and the fact the great trackpad makes scrolling a breeze
  2. This guide shows you how to create a local Chrome web app out of any website
  3. Speaking of the Pixel, McAlister nails it:

    If you are one of those lucky ones NOT tied to a traditional OS and can happily live full time in ChromeOS, then why should you be relegated to inferior hardware? If ChromeOS is the right OS for you, shouldn’t you have the option of a high-end machine as much as a Mac or Windows user? Why would this seem odd?

    Made sense to me, and (but for the crappy battery life) I couldn’t be more pleased with my Pixel

  4. Chromebooks make great guest computers if people ever want to borrow a computer; my parents stayed a week and my dad simply logged on with his Gmail account and was happy as a clam, with zero effect on me. Also, there is a guest login that doesn’t require any Google account at all
  5. Enterprise and institutional buyers (i.e. schools) on the other hand, are well-informed and are already driving Chromebook adoption
  6. Hint: use the Skydrive.com web-based Office apps

The post The Best Analogy for Chromebooks are iPads appeared first on stratēchery by Ben Thompson.

08 Jan 22:10

John Legere says AT&T is desperate, Sprint is 'a pile of spectrum waiting to be turned into a capability'

by Adi Robertson

True to form, T-Mobile CEO John Legere has started his press conference by roasting every one of his major competitors, all while holding a Red Bull. Legere has been outspoken in his distaste for other carriers — a name his company has ostentatiously rejected — and today, he attacked AT&T, Sprint, and Verizon for bad service, high prices, and generally being uncool. "I give Verizon huge credit for admitting their network is overloaded," he said. "But in this industry you should be able to leave if the network doesn't live up." He mocked Sprint for asking customers to "pardon our dust" as it upgraded its network: "Sprint is a pile of spectrum waiting to be turned into a capability," he said. CTO Neville Ray piled on: "My goodness, 'Pardon our dust?' It's a shitstorm!" (Sprint has actually been rumored to be making a bid for T-Mobile.)


But neither of these carriers have anywhere near the sustained antagonism that AT&T does with T-Mobile. The two started trading attack ads early last year, AT&T has offered money to T-Mobile customers who jump ship, and John Legere himself crashed and was promptly kicked out of an AT&T party earlier this week. "AT&T is a total source of amusement for me," he said. "They are the ones that take my bullshit. Dumb move. They take the bait." T-Mobile has invested plenty of time in the feud, but Legere called it a sign of desperation on AT&T's part. "Why don't you have the balls to answer the question: is this targeted at T-Mobile because they are taking a piece out of you?"

Before a quick shot at AT&T Mobility CEO Ralph De La Vega, he made his usual boast about taking on the bigger carriers: "We are either going to take over this whole industry, or these bastards will change and we'll still be wildly successful. I'm going to love watching the peckers scream." Because Legere might have (jokingly) threatened to shoot a journalist at the start of the press conference, but apparently calling his competition "fuckers" is a bridge too far.

08 Jan 22:09

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08 Jan 21:30

9 Things Every Musician Needs To Know About The Sound Guy | Digital Music NewsDigital Music News

by djempirical
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oh god have an input list
please have an input list
if you have an input list the sound guy will probably offer to go down on you

soundguy

As much time as you spend in your rehearsal space perfecting your sound, it won’t mean anything if it’s botched coming out of the PA. All the money you spent on new pedals, amps, guitars and strings doesn’t matter if the mix is off in the club.

The sound guy (or gal) is the most important component of your show that most bands don’t really think about. He (going with he for this piece out of ease – and most are men) can break your set (few sound guys can actually MAKE your set if you suck).

So, you have to know how to approach sound guys right and get them on your team for the short amount of time that you have with them.

Get His Name
The first thing you should do is introduce yourself to the sound guy when you arrive. Shake his hand, look him in the eye and exchange names. Remember his name – you’re most likely going to need to use it many many times that night and possibly a couple times through the mic during your set. If you begin treating him with respect from the get go he will most likely return this sentiment.

Respect His Ears
All sound guys take pride in their mixing. Regardless of the style of music they like listening to in their car, they believe they can mix any genre on the spot. However, most sound guys will appreciate hearing what you, the musician, like for a general house mix of your band’s sound. Don’t be afraid to tell him a vibe or general notes (“this should feel like a warm back massage” or “we like the vocals and acoustic very high in the mix” or “we like keeping all vocal mics at about the same level for blended harmonies” or “add lots of reverb on the lead vocals, but keep the fiddle dry”). He’ll appreciate knowing what you like and will cater to that. He is most likely a musician himself, so treat him as one – with respect. He knows music terms – don’t be afraid to use them.

Don’t Start Playing Until He’s Ready
Set up all of your gear but don’t start wailing on the guitar or the drums until all the mics are in place and he’s back by the board. Pounding away on the kit while he’s trying to set his mics will surely piss him off and ruin his ears. Get there early enough for sound check so you have plenty of time to feel the room out (and tune your drums).

Have An Input List
If you need more than 5 inputs, print out an accurate, up to date list of all inputs (channels). A stage plot can also be very helpful – especially for bigger shows. Email both the stage plot and input list over in advance. The good sound guys will have everything setup before you arrive (this typically only happens at BIG venues). If you’re at a line-check-only club, then just print it out and give it to the sound guy right before your set.
Ex:
Channel 1 – Kick Drum mic
Channel 2 - Snare Drum mic
Channel 3 - Hi Hat mic
Channel 4 - Tom 1 mic
Channel 5 - Tom 2 mic
Channel 6 - Drums Overhead mic
Channel 7 – Bass Amp DI (back stage right)
Channel 8 – Guitar Amp mic (back stage left)
Channel 9 – Fiddle DI (stage right)
Channel 10 – Acoustic DI (center)
Channel 11 – Keyboard DI (stereo-L) DI (stage left)
Channel 12 – Keyboard DI (stereo-R)DI (stage left)
Channel 13 – (lead) Vocal mic (center)
Channel 14 – Vocal mic (stage left)
Channel 15 – Vocal mic (stage right)
Channel 16 – Tracks DI

Call him “yo sound man” if you want to piss him off.

How To Insult Your Sound Guy
Call him “yo sound man” if you want to piss him off. You got his name, use it. Or ask him politely again if you forgot. Don’t tell him that the house mix is “off” or “bad.” Everything is subjective. It may not be what you like, but it’s obviously what he likes. He most likely has WAY more experience mixing than you do. So get specific about what you like and don’t like for your band’s house mix from the get go or shut the hell up.

Know Your Gear
Know how you like your vocals EQed generally so you can say that. You can say “can we drop some of the highs on the vocals in the house.” You shouldn’t say “the vocals sound piercing – they hurt my ears.” You should know how your gear works inside and out so if anything goes wrong you point to the sound guy last. Pointing to him first is a sure way to piss him off.

He’s Part of the Club
The sound guy, door guy, bartender, booker, managers and servers are co-workers. Just like you and your fellow baristas are co-workers. They hangout, have work parties, hit the bars together and they talk. If you’re a dick to the bartender he’ll tell the sound guy and the sound guy may then decide to ruin your set out of spite. Or just not put any effort into mixing you.

Everyone Wants A Great Show
Believe it or not, your sound guy wants to perform at his best just like you do. Make his job easy by showing up prepared and not sucking. He most likely has his shit together so make sure you have your shit together as well. The stage is not the time for you to “see how it goes” and try stuff out. That’s what rehearsal is for. Show up prepared.

The Chip
There are sound guys out there (we’ve all worked with them) who seem like they have a massive chip on their shoulder from the moment they step in the club. These guys are typically older, failed musicians who have been at this club for decades. They are hardened from years of working with dick musicians who not only suck, but believe they are rock stars and that the sound guy is a peon – and treat him as such. You may not be able to change his outlook on life, but treat him with respect and dignity from the get go and he may lighten up just enough to put some effort into mixing your set.

Even though it should go without saying, use the golden rule. If you treat your sound guy as you’d like to be treated and work WITH (not against) him on putting together a great show – you most likely will have one.

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08 Jan 21:28

The one thing young Americans won’t give up

by Christopher Mims
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The game console gap between smartphone assholes and grown-ass adults

Turn on, log in, drop out.

In a survey released today, Gallup has identified the one thing American millennials are wedded to: their smartphones.

The survey calls this group “Smartphone Reliants.” They’re less likely to own most consumer electronics like PCs, tablets and Blu Ray players—and yet 93% of them own smartphones. Smartphone Reliants tend to be 34 and younger and middle income—$30,000 to $74,999 per year.

They’re less likely to have gone to college than any other group Gallup identified except for the 28% of Americans who barely touch technology at all. Only 27% of Smartphone Reliants have at least a Bachelor’s degree compared to 54% of “Super Tech Adopters” (who are 31% of the surveyed population), and 37% of “Mature Technophiles (21% of the population).

Gallup says that the 19% of Americans that rely primarily on smartphones (and to a lesser extent, on notebook computers) are probably doing so because of their lower income and employment levels, compared to other groups.

gallup poll smartphones

If this survey extrapolates to rest of the country, it means that 1 in 5 Americans resemble, both in income profile and technological preferences, the billions of people in emerging markets for whom an affordable smartphone may be their first computing device.

08 Jan 21:28

Welcome to Queens

by dorothy

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08 Jan 21:28

Hackers use Amazon cloud to scrape mass number of LinkedIn member profiles

by Dan Goodin
Image courtesy of TheTruthAbout.

LinkedIn is suing a gang of hackers who used Amazon's cloud computing service to circumvent security measures and copy data from hundreds of thousands of member profiles each day.

"Since May 2013, unknown persons and/or entities employing various automated software programs (often referred to as 'bots') have registered thousands of fake LinkedIn member accounts and have extracted and copied data from many member profile pages," company attorneys alleged in a complaint filed this week in US District Court in Northern California. "This practice, known as 'scraping,' is explicitly barred by LinkedIn's User Agreement, which prohibits access to LinkedIn 'through scraping, spidering, crawling, or other technology or software used to access data without the express written consent of LinkedIn or its Members.'"

With more than 259 million members—many who are highly paid professionals in technology, finance, and medical industries—LinkedIn holds a wealth of personal data that can prove highly valuable to people conducting phishing attacks, identity theft, and similar scams. The allegations in the lawsuit highlight the unending tug-of-war between hackers who work to obtain that data and the defenders who use technical measures to prevent the data from falling into the wrong hands.

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08 Jan 21:16

"I’D LIKE TO RETURN TO MY BODY NOW." - Kabuki Quantum...



"I’D LIKE TO RETURN TO MY BODY NOW." -

Kabuki Quantum Fighter (Human - NES - 1991)

08 Jan 21:15

Chiefs will try to extend Alex Smith, per report

by Mike E. Kaye

Alex Smith could be destined for a payday from the Chiefs.

The Chiefs plan to give quarterback Alex Smith a contract extension this offseason, according to National Football Post's Jason Cole. The nine-year veteran is entering the final year of a contract that he initially signed with the San Francisco 49ers in 2012.

Smith led the Chiefs to an 11-5 record and a playoff berth this season, after the team acquired him in a trade from the 49ers. In his first season with Kansas City, Smith completed 60.6-percent of his passes for a career-high 3,313 passing yards, 23 touchdowns and seven interceptions. He also had a respectable 89.1 passer rating this season.

The former first-overall draft pick would be the latest in a long line of passers who have been re-signed to big contracts with their current teams. Chicago's Jay Cutler, Baltimore's Joe Flacco and Dallas' Tony Romo have signed extensions recently. Romo received a six-year, $108 million extension with $55 million in guaranteed money last March, and Flacco got a six-year $120.6 million contract with $52 million in guarantees just a few weeks earlier. Cutler is the most recent member of the club, signing a seven-year, $126 million contract on Jan. 2. His deal includes $54 million in guaranteed money.

While Smith has not put up the numbers that Romo has or won a Super Bowl like Flacco, he's compiled a 30-9-1 record over the last three seasons as a starter. He has also statistically outperformed Cutler throughout that span and is younger than the Bears quarterback.

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08 Jan 21:15

T-Mobile confirms Uncarrier 4.0 plan, will pay you up to $350 to switch carriers

by Sean Hollister

Just as predicted, T-Mobile's latest hyped up new plan to change the cellular industry is this: the company will pay your early termination fee if you agree to switch.

Developing...

08 Jan 21:15

Okay, DC Comics is straight-up lying to children now

by Rob Bricken
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tl;dr: DC says their movies outgross Marvel's, which is only true if you take DC all the way back to 1978 and compare it with the MCU circa Iron Man, ignoring Spider-Man, Blade, etc.

"I'm not even mad any more, I'm just amused. It's so super-nice for DC to take the time to write this kid back, and this should be nothing more than heart-warming tale of a monolithic company reaching out to its young fans to show they care. It should be a nice warm fuzzy for DC. Instead, they take the time to "prove to" this kid that Marvel isn't kicking their ass with some easily disprovable claims, and now it's just another sterling examples of DC going out of its way to look both incompetent and vaguely evil. I'm almost starting to feel sorry for them at this point."

Okay, DC Comics is straight-up lying to children now

I don't know what young comics fan Spencer expected when he wrote in to DC Comics, his favorite publisher, to ask what DC plans to do now that "Marvel seemingly dominates the live action superhero movie industry?" (His words!) But I bet he didn't expect to get an answer that was pretty much just bullshit.

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08 Jan 20:46

Quote of the Day | Marvel comics, movies and editorial direction

by Kevin Melrose
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Marvel Publisher Dan Buckley, responding to the suggestion that companies like his “with a big media operation” are “controlling the print content to a greater degree in order to make it align more successfully with the other media”:

“I’m just jumping on this one because I find it ludicrous. First of all, that’s what we should be doing. In order to help the print business we need to get as many people as possible excited about the content we’re delivering them, and the less confusing it is for them to engage in our product, the more success we’re going to have. That’s one part. We should be communicating with each other. [...] At the same, we allowed Ed Brubaker to kill Captain America and have another guy run around in that costume for over 18 months to two years when we were making a Captain America movie. We stopped making Thor the comic book for over a year and then we re-launched it with JMS and Oliver Coipel telling his story. Does Marvel give editorial direction on what you can and cannot do with our characters? Yes. We did that before we made movies and before we went to Disney. That’s what the editorial group does here for a living.”

Quote of the Day | Marvel comics, movies and editorial direction

“I’m just jumping on this one because I find it ludicrous. First of all, that’s what we should be doing. In order to help the print business we need to get as many people as possible excited about the content we’re delivering them, and the less confusing it is for them to engage in our [...]
08 Jan 20:33

Roger Goodell doubles down on London, might support medicinal marijuana

by Eric Sollenberger
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"Why would the commissioner of the NFL not care if THE SECOND LARGEST MEDIA MARKET IN THE UNITED STATES should get a franchise before a thoroughly untested overseas market should? A Fortune 500 CEO would be called in front of his board of directors for making such an unequivocally dumb public statement.

In this case, however, his board is made up entirely of the 32 owners. They LOVE the fact that he's out there saying he "doesn't care" about which city will get a franchise first, despite the fact that LA IS THE SECOND LARGEST MEDIA MARKET IN THE UNITED STATES. The owners love having the threat of moving a team to LA to scare their current cities into having taxpayers subsidize their private enterprise. To be fair, this is an amazingly effective business strategy, even if it is an unethical one."

...

"The NFL will not stand in the way of the evolution of medicine. Bold stance from a man who is in charge of regulating a professional sports league.

Real translation: I will not allow players to smoke marijuana until it is completely legalized in the United States, grown, marketed and sold under the leadership of Senior Vice President Mathieu's "National Football Weed" division of NFL Properties."

The NFL commissioner wants a team and a Super Bowl in London, and will not defy the evolution of medicine.

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell spoke to reporters in New York City Tuesday about the prospects of establishing an NFL team and a Super Bowl overseas. The NFL has been toying with games in London for the past seven years, putting the slowest, soggiest most obvious "feelers" out there to gauge interest while hammering Great Britain with some of the worst matchups possible so that he may declare "THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE NFL EMPIRE."

We're still a few years away from a Super Bowl in England because Goodell also confirmed Tuesday that he wants a franchise in London before there's a Super Bowl there, which might be the most ass-backwards thing out of this whole situation were it not for the following quote:

Asked if the NFL will have a team in London or LA first, Goodell says: "I don't know which one will be first, and I'm not sure I care."

— Bart Hubbuch (@HubbuchNYP) January 8, 2014

Why would the commissioner of the NFL not care if THE SECOND LARGEST MEDIA MARKET IN THE UNITED STATES should get a franchise before a thoroughly untested overseas market should? A Fortune 500 CEO would be called in front of his board of directors for making such an unequivocally dumb public statement.

In this case, however, his board is made up entirely of the 32 owners. They LOVE the fact that he's out there saying he "doesn't care" about which city will get a franchise first, despite the fact that LA IS THE SECOND LARGEST MEDIA MARKET IN THE UNITED STATES. The owners love having the threat of moving a team to LA to scare their current cities into having taxpayers subsidize their private enterprise. To be fair, this is an amazingly effective business strategy, even if it is an unethical one.

Goodell was also asked about the potential for the NFL to allow its players to use medicinal marijuana to treat pain associated with football-related injuries, and he gave the most Roger Goodell answer possible:

"I don't know what's going to develop as far as the next opportunity for medicine to evolve and to help either deal with pain or help deal with injuries," Goodell said, "but we will continue to support the evolution of medicine."

There you have it*. The NFL will not stand in the way of the evolution of medicine. Bold stance from a man who is in charge of regulating a professional sports league.

Real translation: I will not allow players to smoke marijuana until it is completely legalized in the United States, grown, marketed and sold under the leadership of Senior Vice President Mathieu's "National Football Weed" division of NFL Properties.

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08 Jan 20:28

Man tries to steal comic from store where he applied for job

by Kevin Melrose

Man tries to steal comic from store where he applied for job

Here’s a pointer for job seekers, courtesy of Brisbane, Australia, retailer Comics Etc.: “Do not attempt to steal from a place where you have given your resume as it may include your name and personal details for the police.” That’s unnecessary advice for most of us, but The Courier-Mail reports it came a too late [...]
08 Jan 20:25

Why Seattle Public Library Surrendered Its Gun Ban

by Steven M. Cohen
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via Russian Sledges

“When Seattle Public Library lifted its ban on guns in early November, officials there said they had done so because patrons had complained. Internal library emails reveal that there was just one patron complaint in several years – a man with a Yahoo email account who didn’t identify himself as either a patron or Seattle resident. That man, Dave Bowman, lives in Seattle and has a library card (which he uses, he noted in an email to KUOW), and said that he demanded the policy change on behalf of all gun owners. He described himself as “neither a conservative, nor liberal, but a libertarian.” (via KUOW)

08 Jan 20:15

Watch This: Werner Herzog offers two takes on the same incredible true story

Every day, Watch This offers staff recommendations inspired by a new movie coming out that week. This week: With The Railway Man on the horizon, we highlight movies about prisoners of war.

Little Dieter Needs To Fly (1997) and Rescue Dawn (2006)

The great German director Werner Herzog once spoke of an “ecstatic truth,” visible only through “fabrication and imagination and stylization.” His argument was that in order to see the whole truth, you needed more than just an unbiased presentation of facts and information. You needed a dramatic or poetic perspective, too. This philosophy explains why Herzog occasionally re-stages conversations and encounters in his documentary work, regardless if doing so compromises the supposed authenticity. Perhaps it also explains why he felt the need to make not one, but two films about Dieter Dengler, one of the most iron-willed of his real-life subjects. Dengler was a Navy pilot who crash-landed ...

08 Jan 20:15

Birdseye view of Memphis, Tennessee (1870)

by the59king

Birdseye view of Memphis, Tennessee (1870)

JNGJvqxoNZIExcsx_TTA. Ruger's birdseye map of Memphis, Tennesse in 1870. Birdseye view of Memphis, Tennessee Date: 1870 Author: A. Ruger Dwnld: Full Size (11.6mb) Print Availability: See our Prints Page for more details pff This map isn't part of any series, but we have other maps of Tennessee that you might want to check out. A beautiful Ruger print of a sprawling Memphis, Tennessee [gmap] in 1870. For more maps and images...

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08 Jan 20:14

Meryl Streep Takes Walt Disney To Task In Emma Thompson Speech

"Some of his associates reported that Walt Disney didn’t really like women,” she began. “There is a piece of received wisdom that says that the most creative people are often odd or irritating, eccentric, damaged, difficult; that along with enormous creativity comes certain deficits in humanity or decency. We are familiar with this trope in our business: Mozart, Van GoghTarantino, Eminem. Ezra Pound said, ‘I have not anyone worth a damn who was not irascible.’ Well I have: Emma Thompson. Not only is she not irascible, she’s practically a saint...Streep then couldn’t resist returning to Disney the man: “Disney, who brought joy arguably to billions of people was, perhaps, or had some racist proclivities. He formed and supported an anti-Semitic industry lobbying group and he was certainly, on the evidence of his company’s policies, a gender bigot,” she said, before reading an actual 1938 letter from Disney rejecting a female applicant to the animation trainee program. “When I saw the film, I could just imagine Walt Disney’s chagrin at having to cultivate P.L. Travers’ favor for the 20 years that it took to secure the rights to her work. It must have killed him to encounter in a woman an equally disdainful and superior creature, a person dismissive of his own considerable gifts and prodigious output and imagination.” - Entertainment Weekly reporting on Meryl Streep's speech on Emma Thompson at the National Board of Review dinner. Variety cited a line from that letter...
08 Jan 20:14

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by OnlyMrGodKnowsWhy
08 Jan 20:13

Roger Goodell: No momentum for playoff reseeding - NFL.com

by gguillotte
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fuck goodell

"I don't think there is momentum for that," Goodell told former Associated Press White House correspondent Ben Feller in an interview at the 92nd St. Y. "I would probably disagree. There may be momentum in the media, that happens when you see San Francisco going to Green Bay, but one of the premises we start with every season is that your first objective is to win the division. And when you win the division, you should have a home game." Goodell said the NFL wants teams to make wining their division the first concern.
08 Jan 19:55

LaBeouf Takes Another Swipe at Clowes, Proudly Posts Cease-and-Desist Letter

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entering cry for help territory

After posting a storyboard which plagiarizes another Daniel Clowes' strip, Shia LaBeouf shared the legal letter he received from Clowes' lawyer.
08 Jan 19:42

Dad Metal, A Comedy Short About Stressed Out Fathers Who Love Their Kids and Heavy Metal

by Justin Page

Spencer Riviera has created “Dad Metal,” a brilliant comedy short featured on Funny or Die about stressed out fathers who love their kids and heavy metal. It features hit songs like “Who Left Their Socks in the Living Room?,” If I Step On One More Toy,” and “Because Timmy Sorenson’s Dad is a Drunk, That’s Why.”

Dad Metal

08 Jan 19:42

Fan Poll Leads to a New Female Transformer

by fightinginfishnets on Groupthink, shared by Charlie Jane Anders to io9

Fan Poll Leads to a New Female Transformer

Hey, this is cool! Hasbro Toys will be introducing a new Transformer robot Windblade, who is female. Windblade is the result of a poll where fans got to pick the majority of her characteristics (except the kabuki-esque appearance, that was done by the design team according to the Transformers Wiki).

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08 Jan 19:40

wahnwitzig: A study of former Kronprinz Wilhelm trying to chop...





wahnwitzig:

A study of former Kronprinz Wilhelm trying to chop wood, in the background

It’s true, the wood chopping