



How I love what these two did with Wodehouse. :)




How I love what these two did with Wodehouse. :)
The rather awesome Charlie Jane Anders’s article about artist Glenn Brown and his repainting and reselling other artists’ work as his own.
You can read Glendon Mellow’s essay, “How Plagiarized Art Sells for Millions” at Scientific American.
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"a retired police officer pulled out a handgun and opened fire during an argument over texting"
Starpulse.com |
Florida moviegoer shot dead during argument over texting WireUpdate WESLEY CHAPEL, FLORIDA (BNO NEWS) -- A moviegoer was killed at a Florida movie theater on Monday when a retired police officer pulled out a handgun and opened fire during an argument over texting, sheriff's officials said. The suspected gunman was ... Man shot dead over texting dispute in Florida theaterReuters Police: Man shot dead in row over texting in movie theaterCNET Ex Cop, Police Captain Shoots Man, Wife in Florida Movie Shooting For Texting ...MemphisRap.com Sydney Morning Herald -Stuff.co.nz all 57 news articles » |
hodadI think my friends in NH win the prize for best birth announcement.
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Virtuoso may not have mass appeal, but it would liven up band class.
I can never be sure which Jeopardy categories are going to go well for me, but it seems as though there’s always at least one I know won’t go well: World Capitals. Legal Terms. The Old Testament. And in a way, that’s a central part of trivia games--they cast a wide net, so everyone is bound to have some blind spots. Virtuoso, on the other hand, concerns itself with a very specific subset of trivia, and, thus, a specific subset of players. This is the board game for anyone who pumps their fist when Trebek reads off a "Classical Music" category at the beginning of a round.

The board game was developed as a graduate project by Caleb Heisey, a graphic design student at the Tyler School of Art in Philadelphia. It’s essentially a Trivial Pursuit-style affair. Players answer classical music trivia questions to proceed around an orchestra pit-shaped game board. But there are a few unique touches.
There’s the "audition," a rapid-fire lightning around, which the designer says is based on the real-life experience of moving up "chairs" in an orchestra. And then there are the dice, which are based on musical time signatures and beats per minute instead of the typical dots. Heisey’s not kidding when he says the game’s intended for those with "a firm understanding of basic music theory."

But even those who don’t know their Bach from their Brahms will have to admit that the game is a beautiful one. The graphic design student’s chops are evident in the game cards and in-box rules listing, and Heisey says he enlisted the help of some experts to make sure all the details were just right. "I have been in constant contact with a violin maker as well as a Japanese woodworker living in Philadelphia about [the game’s] materials," he explains. He borrowed from the visual language of pianos and violins throughout for a unified feel.
Heisey’s aware that Virtuoso isn’t likely to be the next Cranium, but he says he’s had a huge response from music buffs since he posted the project on his site. If anything, he sees Virtuoso making sense as a collector’s item, or even an educational tool, with classrooms stocking the game to get youngsters engaged in music theory. And hey, if the allure of timeless musical masterpieces isn’t enough, a board game is at least worth a shot.
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Windows watcher Paul Thurrott is reporting that, according to his sources, Microsoft will start talking about a new Windows version, codenamed Threshold, at its BUILD conference in April. Thurrott says that this version will be released, probably with the name Windows 9, a year thereafter.
Details of Threshold are thus far scarce, but a few things are notable. Thurrott says that there won't be an alpha or beta in time for the BUILD conference, and the product won't even begin development until April. Rather, the company will outline its vision and talk about what Threshold will contain.
Microsoft is striving to reach a happy medium between the extreme sharing and openness of the Longhorn project—in which the company talked up a lot of things that were either never delivered at all, or never delivered in the way originally described—and the extreme secrecy of Windows 7 and 8 that was the hallmark of Steven Sinofsky's reign at the company.
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firehose'With my main magazine contract, we tried to make the switch from InDesign CS5 to CS6 because we, like everyone else, wanted to avoid hooking up to the great wallet-milking machine that is the Creative Cloud rental model. Quickly, it became clear that this couldn’t happen. The application crashed a ton when linking Incopy text, a problem reported in CS5.5. But Adobe apparently couldn’t have been bothered to fix it, and I’m sure it’s probably getting plenty of attention now that Adobe holds the keys to InDesign Creative Cloud documents. Sound familiar? A leading company gets too comfortable and stops paying attention. The shoe is apparently on the other foot now. Like the XPress days of yore, our publication is using InDesign (CS5) to avoid a company's cash-grab. Adding insult to injury, today's InDesign still lacks an alien that can zap my text boxes with flair.'

As the big dog of desktop publishing in the '80s and '90s, QuarkXPress was synonymous with professional publishing. In fact, it was publishing. But its hurried and steady decline is one of the greatest business failures in modern tech.
Quark's demise is truly the stuff of legend. In fact, the story reads like the fall of any empire: failed battles, growing discontent among the overtaxed masses, hungry and energized foes, hubris, greed, and... uh, CMYK PDFs. What did QuarkXPress do—or fail to do—that saw its complete dominance of desktop publishing wither in less than a decade? In short, it didn’t listen.
I went to a high school for the arts—yes, it was just like Fame, so stop asking—and only got seriously into computers, Photoshop, and design in the early nineties. Back then, when asked “what program do you learn for jobs in page layout and design," there was only one answer: QuarkXPress. Sure, you might have heard the name Pagemaker by Aldus—later purchased by Adobe—but even with my little awareness of the publishing world outside our school walls, it was obvious that no one used it. When I eventually got summer jobs in DTP service bureaus and magazines, the dominance of QuarkXPress 3 was total. The widely reported statistics were that XPress enjoyed 95 percent dominance of the publishing market at that time. But when I left Vice in ’99, the privately held Quark Inc.’s best days were behind them. That was the year that Adobe’s InDesign 1.0 hit the market.
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Pierre + Eyebrow = AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Incredulous about something? Raise your eyebrows. It's human nature.
It's a little different for Anthony Davis, for one notable reason:
Normally, we'd be done here. But earlier tonight, @SBNationGIF grabbed this terrifying image:
Nick_Pants enhanced.
Combined... terrifying:
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Jeu d’armoiries des souverains & etats d’Europe, [ca. 1700]
SG 3102.106.1
Houghton Library, Harvard University
The cards and the descriptive book for this game for learning the royalty of Europe are preserved together in the original marbled-paper carrying case, below.
firehose'When asked about potentially retiring, Peyton Manning responded that all he wanted was to go home and drink some Bud Light. ... First of all: Denver! If you're gonna go for nationally advertised macrobrew... Coors! Come on, Peyton! They named the damn baseball stadium after it! A taste as cold as the Rockies!
Second of all: Colorado is home to many a craft brew. The beer snob's favorite brewery in the state reached out to Peyton:
The fight to change Peyton’s beer choice from Bud Light is on pic.twitter.com/rm6RXBhbdU (H/T @LeftHandEast)'
OK, listen up
1. Peyton Manning obviously does not drink any beer right now, so stop lobbying, waste of time, he's not listening
2. Peyton Manning is obviously a football robot, so why would you waste delicious human beer when he obviously wants the Bud Light for endorsement money and cheap internal component coolant
3. LOL COORS LOL
Come on, Peyton! There's better beer in the Rockies!
When asked about potentially retiring, Peyton Manning responded that all he wanted was to go home and drink some Bud Light:
Wise move: Bud Light is the official beer of the NFL, and they've been known to reward athletes for plugging the stuff -- remember Shane Battier's free truck full of beer?
However, this was a bit of a faux pas in Denver. First of all: Denver! If you're gonna go for nationally advertised macrobrew... Coors! Come on, Peyton! They named the damn baseball stadium after it! A taste as cold as the Rockies!
Second of all: Colorado is home to many a craft brew. The beer snob's favorite brewery in the state reached out to Peyton:
The fight to change Peyton’s beer choice from Bud Light is on pic.twitter.com/rm6RXBhbdU (H/T @LeftHandEast)
— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) January 14, 2014
As someone with a sixer of Left Hand Milk Stout Nitro in the fridge as I type this, I urge Peyton to consider their plea. (Although if he wants light beer, he probably won't be down with milk stout.) I just think Left Hand missed out on the enormous football/beer crossover market by not making a TeBrew for a certain left-handed quarterback.
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Turbine's massively multiplayer online game set in the Lord of the Rings universe could continue well into 2017, according to an update from the game's community manager, who says the license for games set in Middle-earth has been extended.
Responding to player concerns in the game's official forums — spurred by an announcement that Turbine would no longer develop certain features or merge servers — community manager Rick Heaton said Turbine still plans to support The Lord of the Rings Online beyond 2014.
"I just wanted to drop in and address the concerns surrounding the license, again," Heaton wrote. "We have said as far back as July of 2013, we plan to support LOTRO for many years to come. I really want to be as clear as possible on this subject to avoid any further confusion or misunderstanding. The license was renewed."
Pressed for more details, Heaton later wrote, "We have an agreement that runs through 2017."
Polygon has reached out to Turbine and Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment for additional details on its license for Middle-earth games. Publisher Warner Bros. recently announced a new game set in J.R.R. Tolkien's fantasy world, the Monolith-developed Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor.
Supreme Court Ends Arizona's Bid To Reinstate 20-Week Abortion Ban KPLU News for Seattle and the Northwest The United States Supreme Court on Monday refused to revisit a lower court ruling that struck down Arizona's ban on most abortions after 20 weeks of pregnancy. The AP reports: "The justices on Monday declined to reconsider a lower court ruling that the law ... and more » |
firehose“I’m sure they would much rather trade all that money in for a strong and sustainable middle class.”
“Finally, the wealthy and entitled have a voice in Washington!”
“I hope my congressman is a millionaire so he doesn't feel left out.”
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
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It’s not yet clear exactly how Google plans to use Nest, but the company obviously sees it as an important part of its future. A combination of Nest’s home solutions coupled with Google’s language recognition could give Google its strongest path yet into your home.
Great.
For years, it's been a controversial side effect of antidepressants: for all the patients helped by the drugs, there was a smaller cohort for whom the beginning of treatment triggers a descent into thoughts of suicide. Actual suicides are rare, but suicidal ideation can emerge in as many as one in twelve patients, most commonly in their first months on the drugs. Doctors can monitor for the side effects, but it's been a persistent danger, even as antidepressant use has skyrocketed.
A persistent danger, even as antidepressant use has skyrocketed
A new test being developed by Sundance Diagnostics promises a different tactic. Scientists at the Max Planck Institute isolated 79 genetic markers correlated with an increased risk of antidepressant-induced suicidality. Taken together, the latest tests show a 91 percent chance of identifying in advance whether antidepressants will trigger suicidal thoughts in a patient taking SSRI-based antidepressants. If the results hold, such a test would let doctors prescribe the drugs with much less fear of an unknown. "It is very important not to deprive patients of antidepressants because of this side effect," says Andreas Menke, a lead researcher on the study, "but to identify patients at risk and provide these patients at risk with closer monitoring."
"This is something we've been looking for in the field for a long time."
It will take at least another year and a half to conduct the tests necessary for FDA approval, which will test out the markers in a much broader human population over a longer period of time. In the meantime, the lab-developed version may be trickling out to doctors over the next few months. And the test certainly has the potential to find a big market: 11 percent of Americans over the age of twelve takes some form of antidepressant, according to a 2011 study from the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, but there's still no proven way to predict or guard against suicidal side effects. For the most part, it’s left to patients to self-monitor and self-report. A precautionary test could become standard practice whenever an antidepressant is prescribed. "This is something we've been looking for in the field for a long time," says Sundance's consulting doctor Peter Tolias.
The most convincing result so far
This isn't the first time researchers have found genetic factors for suicidality risk, but a number of factors make it the most convincing result so far. After finding the markers, researchers at Max Planck replicated the results at an independent lab with a separate group of 501 human subjects, giving doctors confidence the results will hold up under wider distribution. The markers are also seen as particularly plausible because many are already associated with neurological effects, making them plausible triggers for an unforeseen neurochemical side effect. The combination was enough to convince Sundance to invest in bringing the test to market.
For researchers, the markers feel like a vindication
More importantly, recent legal battles have cleared the way for such a test. The Planck work is fundamentally a genetic discovery, but a Supreme Court decision in June offered companies like Sundance a clearer path to market. The current law doesn’t allow for the markers themselves to be patented, but the Planck Institute can apply for patents on the process by which the markers are tested, or any synthetic proteins used in the test. They don’t have complete rights to the process — someone else could always reverse-engineer a new test that targets the same markers — but there’s enough of a head start to spur investment.
Still, for doctors who have lobbied for years to establish the suicidality reaction as science, establishing genetic markers feels like a vindication. David Healy, a longtime suicidality researcher who’s consulted with Sundance in the past, says the genetic factor gives an important new edge on the problem. "I think its highly likely there are genes that are risk factors for becoming suicidal on antidepressants," Healy says. "I suspect there will be a number of genes involved in any one person becoming suicidal and the package or genetic markers that works for you might not work for me." Sundance’s 79 markers are just the first batch — but they’re the best we’ve got so far.
firehose"Days of Wonder will soon be selling a 6 player map for their enormo-seller Small World, with another 6 player map for Small World Underground on the back.
Excellently, the expansion will see players split into three teams of two players per."
Quinns: Small announcement, everybody. Last week, a Mr. Keith Block saw fit to make fun of me in the comments of Games News, pointing out that some of the stories I was running were from 2013.
Now, I love jokes. I can take a joke. But Keith, I'd like to suggest you be a bit more like Ben Rubenstein, who in the same comments thread pointed me toward some news and didn't feel the need to be a disrespectful twerp who also smells.
One such story was the Kickstarter for Fief, which looks absolutely fantastic. Most Kickstarters set off my internal effluvium klaxon, but this? This is a classic French board game, being updated and translated by the enormously talented Academy Games, who made 1812 and Freedom.
firehosestill simultaneously surprised this movie is or is not coming out
firehose'what does the movie plan to do with Pym's long time partner in crimefighting, Janet van Dyne, the Wasp?'
absolutely fucking nothing, probably
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work from home, part time, "Team-wide meetings in New Orleans 3x/year (and all the gumbo you can eat)"

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"Fucked up" doesn't even begin to cover it.
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