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23 Mar 08:16

Band, DJ and Guitar Hero DLC sales ending April 1

by Dave Tach

Downloadable content for the Band Hero, DJ Hero and Guitar Hero franchises will no longer be offered for sale as of April 1, 2014, according to a post on the official Guitar Hero Facebook page.

Guitar Hero for iOS will also be pulled from sale April 1. It's available for $0.99 in the iOS App Store.

Game servers will remain online, and the announcement won't affect any DLC previously purchased. Through March 31, "selected songs and tracks" will be discounted up to 50 percent on PlayStation 3, Xbox 360 and Wii. Details and songs are available in each console's store.

The franchise of rhythm games that blended plastic instruments with rock songs began in 2005 with Harmonix's Guitar Hero. Guitar Hero 2 followed in 2006 and the franchise expand over the next few years with games like Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock, Guitar Hero: World Tour and band-based spin-offs like Guitar Hero: Metallica. Harmonix left the franchise after Guitar Hero 2 and created the Rock Band series of rhythm games.

23 Mar 08:15

Developer Zoe Quinn offers real-world advice, support for dealing with online harassment

by Ben Kuchera

Zoe Quinn is the creator of Depression Quest, and she became a target for harassment when the game was submitted to Greenlight.

"There’s a certain subset of the Internet that sent death threats to my house and leaked my phone number," she said during a speech at the Game Developers Conference. She went on to offer some advice from her experiences in both dealing with the harassment and reaching out to people who took part in harassing behavior.

"Internet harassment is not something that you can simply ignore or avoid. When digital distribution is our primary market, the Internet becomes part of our workplace," she said. "Beyond that the Internet is where so many of us find each other, we build our communities, and for some developers who can’t travel and don’t have local options, it’s the only community the developer has."

Quinn talked to hundreds of people after asking if they used to harass others and stopped in the past. "The number one thing that they all had in common across the board, they didn’t think the person on the other end of the screen was an actual person." There was no magic bullet: they stopped harassing others when their social circles stopped thinking this behavior was cool, or something happened that humanized their targets, and they understood that they were targeted actual human beings.

"This means that the don’t feed the trolls thing doesn’t actually work, even a little bit. Calling it trolling doesn’t even make sense, it’s harassment. Let’s actually call it that," she said. "Suggesting that people stay silent in this face of this only makes it harder for people who want to speak up about this to actually vent or come out." The idea that simply ignoring the problem is a valid solution may even encourage people to stay silent instead of pushing back against the behavior, seeking support, or just venting about their experiences.

"Taking care of ourselves and each other is important too," she said. "When things got too real and overwhelming, I deliberating went out and did something completely ridiculous." She and a friend filled an Angry Birds bank with glitter and smashed it. They read some of the worst messages out loud and in funny voices. "It felt so good to take a break from it and be ridiculous instead of worrying about the seriousness and heaviness of all of this."

"Not everyone can fight back, and even those who can, can’t do it every day"

She also suggested to talk to people who aren’t a part of the video game community. "It helps to realize how small it really can be in the grand scheme of these things and to remember that there’s life outside of video games and people who don’t even know about any of these things," she explained.

Quinn also suggested stepping away from the computer entirely to do good in your community. "It helps me to deliberately stop what I’m doing, go out, and help someone else. Because when you are being that positive change, when you are first hand making things better, then you have irrefutable evidence that it’s not all bad," she said.

Being the target of a harassment campaign is going to affect everyone in different ways, but discussing it and dealing with it openly and without shame can go a long way to helping the victim themselves, but it can also offer hope and guidance to people who don’t feel comfortable talking about it, or are scared it could open the door for more harassment.

"I’d like to encourage you to talk about it in any way you feel comfortable. If not, that’s fine too, just make sure to take care of yourself first," she said. "Not everyone can fight back, and even those who can, can’t do it every day. That’s not something to feel guilty about. I know it’s asking a lot but if you can, be open. Show how it’s impacting you. Don’t retreat into ‘show no weakness’ PR mode."

"You’re also a voice for other developers who may be feeling the same thing," she continued. "Some may reach out to you, or give you advice, or stand up for you or commiserate. You may not realize how much you need that right then."

23 Mar 07:23

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23 Mar 07:21

Historical Map: Proposed Cincinnati Rapid Transit System with...



Historical Map: Proposed Cincinnati Rapid Transit System with Subway, c.1912

And here’s where Cincinnati’s long, troubled history with public transit began…

This map shows early route plans for a proposed rapid transit system, roughly corresponding to the modern Alternatives Analysis process. By 1917, a modification of Scheme IV as shown here was chosen and put to a public vote to procure $6 million worth of bonds for construction. The vote passed convincingly, but the United States had entered World War I just eleven days previously – and the federal government had forbidden the issuance of bonds for capital works programs.

The project was put on hold.

When the war ended, estimated construction costs had more than doubled. Work began, but by the time money ran out in 1927, only a short 7-mile section had been dug or graded, and no actual track had been laid. The emergence of the automobile in the intervening years contributed to the project’s final downfall. Despite attempts to restart the project in the 1930s and 1940s, it remains uncompleted.

Four underground stations still remain in the short stretch of completed tunnel, while three at-grade stations were demolished in the 1960s when Interstate 75 was constructed. In the 1950s, a water main was laid through the tunnel, simply because it was already there and obviated the need for expensive tunneling. The original bond was finally paid off in 1966 at a total price of $13,019,982.45 – a lot of money for nothing.

More recently, the tunnels were proposed to be used as an integral part of the MetroMoves transit plan that was convincingly voted down in 2002.

Cincinnati’s transit woes continue to this day with the drawn-out and controversial Cincinnati Streetcar project, which has finally started construction.

Read more about the Cincinnati Subway here.

(Source: allensedge/Flickr)

23 Mar 07:21

Sara Herranz

23 Mar 07:20

Magritte / Nolan

23 Mar 07:20

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23 Mar 07:18

Space-Age Buildings in Africa | Via













Space-Age Buildings in Africa | Via

23 Mar 07:17

More than 30 years ago, Robert Farquhar stole a spacecraft. Now...



More than 30 years ago, Robert Farquhar stole a spacecraft.

Now he’s trying to give it back.

The green satellite, covered with solar panels, is hurtling back toward the general vicinity of Earth, after nearly three decades of traveling in a large, looping orbit around the sun.

If Farquhar, a former mission design specialist for NASA, gets his way, the agency will command the spacecraft to fire its thrusters, veer close to the moon, and slip back into the spot where it was intended to be when it was launched in 1978 — and where it was when Farquhar and his accomplices “borrowed” it.

Back in the 1980s, space agencies were racing to Halley’s Comet. But NASA wasn’t going — officials said a comet mission was too expensive. That did not sit well with Farquhar, who had dreamed of achieving the first comet encounter ever.

So he figured out how to divert an existing satellite, called the International Sun-Earth Explorer (ISEE-3), that was stationed between the Earth and the sun in an innovative halo orbit that he had pioneered.

Farquhar came up with a complicated trajectory that would let this spacecraft intercept a different comet called in September of 1985, months before the armada of other space probes would arrive at Halley’s.

"We beat all the other countries of the world," recalls Farquhar. "The European Space Agency. The Russians. The Japanese."

President Reagan even sent him a congratulatory letter.

But some of the scientists who’d been using ISEE-3 to study things like solar wind were not amused by the comet caper.

"They thought that — it was in the newspapers, even — that we stole their spacecraft," says Farquhar. "We didn’t steal it; we just borrowed it for a while! That’s what I tried to tell them."

Read more: "Space Thief Or Hero? One Man’s Quest To Reawaken An Old Friend"

23 Mar 07:12

American gothic, NOLA by streetlight


photo by Frank Relle


photo by Frank Relle


photo by Frank Relle


photo by Frank Relle


photo by Frank Relle

American gothic, NOLA by streetlight

23 Mar 07:09

Colors versus inks, from a page in Rocket Girl #4, out...



Colors versus inks, from a page in Rocket Girl #4, out today.

This would be why I currently color myself…there are moments like these I leave a lot of the art to the colors, because I feel like it can look better that way.  Here’s what it looks like without all that Photoshoppy fun.  I’m always unsure whether I’ll be able to pull it off in the final product!

23 Mar 07:09

fastcodesign: “The small ones, they specialize in cuteness....



fastcodesign:

“The small ones, they specialize in cuteness. They try to be small and nice and cute.” - Tiny, 3-D Printed “Strandbeests” Are Like Pets You Never Have To Feed

23 Mar 07:08

Friedrichstrasse Skyscraper | Mies van der Rohe | Via Perhaps...







Friedrichstrasse Skyscraper | Mies van der Rohe | Via

Perhaps inspired by photographs of the “high-reaching steel skeletons” of American skyscrapers under construction Mies van der Rohe’s vision of a tower more transparent than solid first became apparent with his entry for the Berlin Friedrichstrasse Skyscraper competition of 1921–22. As Detlef Mertins’ new book Mies reveals, the visionary project (although unbuilt) became the architect’s first major post-war design.

Mies used the competition to break with the past and boldly begin again at the beginning, for him personally and for his architecture. It was the architect’s first chance to explore a building type other than the country house and to develop his own ideas about modernization and metropolitan architecture. As Mertins points out, it was his first engagement with a metropolitan program (the high-rise office building) and a metropolitan building site (which adjoined a major train station), as well as new materials and technologies of construction.  

The program for the competition was itself unprecedented: a high-rise office building on Berlin’s major commercial street. The jury awarded prizes to a range of approaches represented in the 144 submissions. Whereas many entries attempted to assimilate the new scale and program to familiar organizational types and old styles (Gothic, classical or both), others sought to devise a new style. 

23 Mar 07:08

Dark Park Gary Barnett, the founder and president of Extell...













Dark Park

Gary Barnett, the founder and president of Extell Development Company, likely knew what he was getting into when he showed up to a recent town hall on super-tall skyscrapers rising in New York. The hundreds of people who crowded into a room at the New York Public Library were not there to praise these soaring towers. They were there to see what could be done to stop more from rising.

The town hall, which was organized by Manhattan Community Board 5, was focused on the long, dark shadows that these new buildings will cast deep into Central Park. Barnett’s company is behind two of the projects, but on the rainy February night, he was the face of all of them.

One of Extell’s towers is the nearly completed Christian de Portzamparc–designed One57, which is already blocking sunlight in Central Park. A panelist at the event, journalist Warren St. John, has experienced this firsthand. He told the crowd about the shadows that fell across the park as he tried to play with his daughter on a recent afternoon.

22 Mar 07:04

Awful Scenes in Otherwise Great Movies

by Matt Lubchansky
Courtney shared this story from The ToastThe Toast:
"Every morning, Quentin cradles in his arms and kisses a little trophy he made himself that says “I SCREAMED THE N-WORD AT SAM JACKSON”"

Hey you! Do you like movies? Have a couple you love? Great, have a seat. I’ve got some news. Movies are trapped here on Earth and made by us awful humans, and they’re all bad. Yeah. Even the good ones.

1. GHOSTBUSTERS (1984): DAN AKROYD HAS A SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WITH A GHOST FOR SOME REASON

INT. Ghostbusters Writer’s Room

RICK MORANIS: Okay, so what do we have here?

HAROLD RAMIS: Well, my idea here is a montage, where we show the Ghostbusters’ business picking up after they capture the ghost in the hotel.

RICK: Alright, standard stuff. Casey Kasem mentions them on the countdown or whatever, you see their commercial on the tv-

DAN AKROYD: alright what if i’m asleep and a ghost sucks my dick

HAROLD: Wait, wh-

DAN: no no, stay with me here. Like, i’m snoozing, yeah? Fast asleep. And then WHAMMO, a ghost just undoes my belt, whoopsie-daisy, and goes to town and I make a “WAZOOO!!!” face or whatever, right at the camera

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2. THE DEPARTED (2006): EVERYONE IS A RAT

Yeah, yeah. So the point of the movie is everyone is a big rat, right? Rats everywhere. They say the word “rat” 40 times a minute in this movie. So what if, after the final scene, a RAT just walked right in front of the camera! To stand in front of the Massachusetts state house? GET IT?! Great. I was going to put a photoshopped image of Marty Scorcese with hams for fists here, but I think that might be too subtle.

Oh, is that not your favorite Scorcese? Fine, it’s a little late in the game and it’s not his strongest. How about:

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3. GOODFELLAS (1990): JOE PESCI SHOOTS YOU WITH METAPHORS

Henry Hill made it out alive right, but he’s really dead, you know? BLAMMO! Does Marty know how to end a movie? I’m worried.

And screw Sid Vicious and all, but that cover of “My Way” rules.

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4. LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS (2002): LEGOLAS INVENTS SKATEBOARDING

This is fine when Marty McFly does it because he is FROM SKATEBOARD TIMES. I’m not comfortable with the idea of such radical elves.

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5. PULP FICTION (1994): QUENTIN TARANTINO GETS AN ENTIRE 120 SECONDS OF SCREEN-TIME

This actually might have been a merely outdated scene with a better actor? It’s got that soft ‘n comfortable dialogue cadence that makes Tarantino movies special. But it’s beautiful QT, begging for us to love him.

Every morning, Quentin cradles in his arms and kisses a little trophy he made himself that says “I SCREAMED THE N-WORD AT SAM JACKSON”

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6. THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1980): VADER’S DINNER PARTY

how was he eating

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7. THEY LIVE (1988): THE WHOLE DARN THING

They Live is a really extraordinary movie, in which it’s the greatest movie of all time and yet is composed of the worst scenes ever put on film. I love it .

Let’s go on a journey together, sheeple.

Either put on these glasses, or start eating that trash can.

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Read more Awful Scenes in Otherwise Great Movies at The Toast.

22 Mar 06:15

Manuals

popular shared this story from xkcd.com.

The most ridiculous offender of all is the sudoers man page, which for 15 years has started with a 'quick guide' to EBNF, a system for defining the grammar of a language. 'Don't despair', it says, 'the definitions below are annotated.'
22 Mar 06:15

Turn Lists into Maps in Google Docs [Link]

by macdrifter
Turn Lists into Maps in Google Docs [Link] MindMeister is a really great web app for creating context maps. Now you can generate a map from a bulleted list in Google Docs without ever leaving the document. Here's a demo video of the process: MindMeister also integrates with Google Drive to store, create and access maps directly.
22 Mar 06:14

Specialty Cocktail Ice Providers

by NewBoozer
In my research for yesterday's history of ice cubes I looked into the various companies that are making cocktail-specific ice, but didn't write much about them so I thought the least I could do is list them here. Some are scultpure ice companies that end up delivering to cocktail bars, while others are bartender-created start-ups. Feel free to add others that you know about in the comments, noting that we're looking for companies that create cocktail ice, not solely ice sculpture companies. Image: Chisel-It Mammoth Ice - Sydney, Australia (Ships to Australia) On the Rocks Ice – Vancouver, Canada Eskimo...

[Visit Alcademics.com for the full post.]
22 Mar 06:09

Gay marriage: Oregon ready to allow same-sex weddings if federal judge strikes down state ban

22 Mar 06:08

[TIL] Portland ranks as 2nd lowest income segregated large metro in the USA

20 Mar 18:44

This startup thinks it knows what makes a perfect paper notebook

by David Yanofsky
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want a hardbound book in my pocket about as badly as I want a lapdance from a backhoe

The Baron Fig Confidant 1 notebook

Startup notebook maker Baron Fig last year far surpassed its goal to crowdfund a first manufacturing order. Last week it opened an online store to sell its flagship notebook, “The Confidant.”

Co-founder Joey Cofone sat down with Quartz to walk through how that product differs from other notebooks. Cofone also discussed how his two-man company is different than its competitors in the $4.3 billion US stationery industry. (pdf)

Quartz: Let’s start off with the most basic notebook, the regular spiral. How is this different than your notebook?

A spiral-bound notebook David Yanofsky / Quartz

Joey Cofone: Yeah so there’s a lot of stuff to take a look at with this book. I’ve used a few of these. Right off the bat, spiral falls apart pretty quickly. I’m not a big fan of spiral in that sense. The construction is weaker. But you can fold it all the way back, and that’s something we’re paying attention to in terms of version two and how to kind of bring this awesome functionality to the Confidant’s awesome structure.

Quartz: Do you think you can achieve that in a hard-bound, closed-spine, type of book?

A hard-bound notebook David Yanofsky / Quartz

Cofone: Yes, I believe there’s a way. I don’t know that way yet but I do know already that [the Confidant] gets really close to getting there. What we did was, we took out the board that’s in most spines. The boards are great because they protect it, but it’s harder to open flat because you don’t have a lot of flexibility with the signatures [the folded packets of bound paper.] We added more signatures and took out the boards. Basically more signatures means more joints and the more joints you have the more you can flex. There’s 12 signatures in the Baron Fig. I think standard in the books we’re looking at in comparable size and price have eight signatures.

Quartz: And do you have the same number of pages as similarly sized and priced books?

Cofone: They actually have slightly more pages. We have 192. I believe they have 220, but they have thinner paper. We went with a thicker, better-quality paper and cut down the pages a bit. People are loving our paper. There’s a ton of great reviews from fountain-pen enthusiasts. That was a surprise. A happy accident, but it wasn’t the goal.

Then using the cloth instead of straight cardboard to cover the book, people loved that too.

Quartz: Did you consider using leather like this book?

A leather-bound notebook David Yanofsky / Quartz

Cofone: We did. I’m not a big fan of leather.

Quartz: Is the plan for the Confidant 2 to be a second product or will it replace the first?

Cofone: We’re treating it like it’s in the middle between a tech product and an analog product. A product like Facebook or Nike Fuelband, they just iterate. We’re going to go that route and keep things simple and see what happens.

Quartz: Why is thinking of Baron Fig as a ‘tech company’ and treating the Confidant like a ‘tech product’ important?

Cofone: We’re expected to put this book out into the world and for it to stay static. Moleskine put their book out in 1997 and their flagship book has stayed the same the whole time. I think that’d be a missed opportunity for us and for people who use it to see a product they love grow and develop over time.

Quartz: Here is a pocket-sized version of a Moleskine—what are your thoughts?

A pocket-sized Moleskine notebook David Yanofsky / Quartz

Cofone: If you check out moleskine.com, you’ll see they advertise their books with zero humans, number one. And the other thing, is that they really feature visual art.

I’ve noticed that a lot of people, a lot of entrepreneurs, teachers, all sorts of non-visual artists, carry Moleskine and they don’t do visual art in their Moleskine. So there’s this separation, this disconnect, between how Moleskine is displaying their brand and how people are using them. And it’s vast.

The pocket-sized Moleskine sitting open David Yanofsky / Quartz

When you’re displaying it a certain way then you tend to design it that certain way. You tend to appeal to that certain crowd.

Quartz: How did you decide on the size?

Cofone: Trial and error. It had to be small enough that I could throw in my bag but big enough that I could work in all day.

The Baron Fig Confidant 1 with dot-grid paper

The ratio of the page is really important. I like Moleskine—they’re not bad—but I greatly dislike how tall they are. When I started showing people some of the early prototypes, they would pick it up and go, ‘Wow, this is wider, this is awesome.’

Quartz: Why not a book sized for throwing it in your breast pocket?

A pocket-sized hard-bound notebook David Yanofsky / Quartz

Cofone: It’s definitely something we’ve considered. And we can only do one thing at a time being so small. But it’s something we are considering. I used to have a Field Notes that I would keep in my breast pocket all the time and I love that size.

We found that the size of the Confidant is the most preferred and also the most versatile. This is something you can jot quick notes down and also use to do some more detailed work. Whereas with Field Notes, I pulled it out to take notes in it and put it back.

Quartz: Here are some books made from reused paper and other materials. Is the Confidant all-new materials? Is there any effort to create a less environmentally impacting book?

Notebooks made by reusing materials David Yanofsky / Quartz

Cofone: It’s not as optimized as it can be right now and that’s unfortunately because we’re so small we can’t afford to do it the way we wish we could. We’re aiming to do that as soon as it makes sense financially. So right now we just at standard environmentally impactful. It’s not the best that it could be.

Quartz: Do you want to sell in stores?

Cofone: Right now, online only. I don’t have a lot of interest in doing retail. It’s just right now it doesn’t seem that useful.

Quartz: Not that useful to you as a business, or to you in the landscape of selling notebooks?

Cofone: More in the landscape of new products. We’re a tech company that sells an analog product and we want to do more technically interesting things on our website and take a step up. Right now people have no problem with e-commerce. When Moleskine launched in 1996 e-commerce was non-existent.

Quartz: If you look at books like Field Notes, they started on a similar trajectory, online only, but now you see them in stores. Is there no value in that?

Cofone: Yeah, you see them everywhere. I think there is value. But there’s not a lot of interest by me or my co-founder Adam in going that route right now. The way we figure it is, if we build our site, we build our presence online that reaches as far as the internet reaches.

We have a limited amount of cash as well, so that restricts our options on how many things we can do simultaneously.

Quartz: So why not get an investor to give you more cash or have another Kickstarter project?

Cofone: I would love to just have all the time in the world, all the money in the world, and make everything I’ve ever dreamed of with Baron Fig. You have to first make sure what you’re doing right now has your full attention and make it good, because if I don’t do this right it doesn’t matter.

The Confidant 1 sitting open

Quartz: How big was your first production run?

Cofone: With our Kickstarter we sold—in 30 days—8,760. We ordered three times that, roughly.

Quartz: Your first goal was just shipping the books people bought on Kickstarter on time. What’s your next goal?

Cofone: We have a daily goal of selling X-number of books. We’re just trying to figure out how to sell books now steady.

Quartz: Do you expect to sell through your inventory this year? You have about 20,000 books left?

Cofone: Yeah, I think that we’re going to sell them all sooner rather than later. Maybe I’m just being positive but we’re placing an order in two days for more books.

This interview has been condensed and edited for clarity

Read this next: The complete guide to taking notes effectively at work

20 Mar 07:24

Unmark

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Unmark is designed to help you actually do something with your bookmarks, rather than just hoard them. A simple layout puts the focus on your task at hand and friendly reminders keep you in line. Filtering options let you find what you’re looking for.

Sign up for the hosted version at the link above, or grab the source and host it yourself.

19 Mar 21:05

Animals Avoid Power Lines Because of Frightening UV Sparks

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via multitasksuicide

Researchers know that high-voltage power lines have some strange influence on animals. Creatures from reindeer to elephants to birds tend to avoid the areas around power lines. This was mysterious because the structures seem passive and simple to walk or fly past. However, scientists now say this may be because power lines emit ultraviolet light, invisible to human eyes, that appears as frightening flashes to animals that can perceive ultraviolet light. This paper is the first to offer a
19 Mar 09:43

Sorry, but Louisiana Is Not Made of Magic - Esquire

by hodad
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'Mostly, I do the things that American middle-class white guys in their late 20s are doing all over the country, because, as it turns out, New Orleans has been a part of the United States of America for more than 200 years.

I make it out to Cajun country for stories sometimes, where yes, I have met strange people. And yes, decrepit Creole homes flanked by unruly live oaks draped in Spanish moss tend to stick in your head. But I’m not convinced that I’ve met stranger people than I ever have in my native Massachusetts.'
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'The New York Times recently ran an article called “Experiencing New Orleans Through Fresh Eyes,” which formed a perfect microcosm of the way people can confuse “fun vacation” with “profound cultural discovery.” It’s full of gems like this:

“In New Orleans success is measured by how unhinged you can get,” Alex Ebert of the band Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros told me a few days later. “That lends itself to a wildness that’s beneficial to the soul.”

Obviously, we abused almost every word of it, even to the point of getting really riled up about one interviewee’s claim that there was “no kale” in New Orleans. That's right: The city of Hollywood’s languid, Southern dreams feels strongly about the healthiest kind of salad, and wants you to know we have it in abundance.'

but really, shared for "Southern Orientalism, an obsession with an imaginary other", reminding everyone that we have otters too

NEW ORLEANS -- If there’s one distinctive image to sum up HBO’s True Detective, it’s Matthew Mcconaughey staring out the passenger-side car window, with Woody Harrelson at the wheel. He ponders an existential crisis. The sun glints off of lazy bayous, oil refineries off in the distance, decrepit shotgun shacks in the foreground. The occult seems to breathe out of the landscape itself. Anything is possible, we think. This is Louisiana.

There has been a lot of media trading on the strangeness of the 18th state lately. Last year, Beasts of the Southern Wild garnered a jerry-built raft of Oscar nominations by reminding us how honest and pure it can be to live in desperate poverty, so long as it’s in Louisiana. Before that, HBO ran Treme, which tried to mitigate the absence of plot by setting itself in a pretty city, and before that True Blood, because of course there are vampires down here. Witches too, according to American Horror Story. It extends into nonfiction TV as well -- from Swamp People to Cajun Pawn Stars and even Duck Dynasty, it’s become clear that the rest of the country wants as much Louisiana as it can get. Watching these shows while living here can get uncomfortable.

Louisiana, we learn from these shows, is something else. It’s not like whatever state you’re watching it from. Dangerous, primal, magical and otherworldly. It’s quaint, honest and unapologetic. Darkness lurks in every hazy corner, uncommon beauty just behind it. Some people down here are sort of French, which is the most magical of all nationalities, except maybe Tibetan. Let’s use the word “magical” one more time, for good measure.

I’ve been in New Orleans for three years, putting me right at that crucial transplant moment where you either leave in search of authenticity elsewhere, go to grad school, or just start living like a normal person might in some godforsaken other city, maybe Cleveland, which, come to think of it, actually seems pretty good right about now. Here is my life in the most magical city in the world: I watch a tremendous lot of Netflix. I play a tremendous lot of video games. I eat red beans and rice occasionally, but Pad Thai much more frequently. I go to music sometimes. Mostly, I do the things that American middle-class white guys in their late 20s are doing all over the country, because, as it turns out, New Orleans has been a part of the United States of America for more than 200 years.

I make it out to Cajun country for stories sometimes, where yes, I have met strange people. And yes, decrepit Creole homes flanked by unruly live oaks draped in Spanish moss tend to stick in your head. But I’m not convinced that I’ve met stranger people than I ever have in my native Massachusetts. And I’m not sure that the cypress is inherently more magical than the sugar maple. I do think that people go a little crazy in the heat, but the rest of the South can claim that just as much as we can here. Alligator hunting, I hear, is really boring.

It is not hard to understand why the Southern Gothic facade entrances so many new arrivals, Hollywood producers, and me. It looks amazingly different from LA or Brooklyn (if not as different from other places in the South). It’s hot, people talk different, and the food can knock you flat. The myth grows like one of them crazy oaks from there.

The New York Times recently ran an article called “Experiencing New Orleans Through Fresh Eyes,” which formed a perfect microcosm of the way people can confuse “fun vacation” with “profound cultural discovery.” It’s full of gems like this:

“In New Orleans success is measured by how unhinged you can get,” Alex Ebert of the band Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros told me a few days later. “That lends itself to a wildness that’s beneficial to the soul.”

Obviously, we abused almost every word of it, even to the point of getting really riled up about one interviewee’s claim that there was “no kale” in New Orleans. That's right: The city of Hollywood’s languid, Southern dreams feels strongly about the healthiest kind of salad, and wants you to know we have it in abundance.

This is not to say that this city and this state are not great and unusual places, in a great many ways. There are a lot of great bands, something made no less enjoyable by the fact that it’s true of a lot of other cities as well. The buildings are very nice to look at. Crawfish are delicious, and 1-10 over the Atchafalaya basin at sunset is a haunting, strange sight. Long, lazy years are punctuated by a regular rhythm of festival and respite that seems to melt decades. See how easy it is to start talking this way?

But Hollywood wants Louisiana to be something more than a state. It wants an oasis from America, a netherworld right in our backyard with two nonstop flights from LAX every day. We might make a documentary about the plight of poor people in the slums elsewhere, but in Louisiana we can make Beasts of the Southern Wild. You don’t have to feel bad because it’s all magic, and magic just is what it is. We quickly leave the realm of celebration and move wholeheartedly into fetishization -- Southern Orientalism, an obsession with an imaginary other.

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19 Mar 00:24

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I made this a while ago and I don’t know when I’d ever use it so I’m just gonna post it whatever man

19 Mar 00:24

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biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.

Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Mind. Blown.

18 Mar 21:46

The dream of the 90s is alive in Tokyo

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18 Mar 21:45

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18 Mar 16:58

Knits For The Chill 117. Carl Sagan.

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Knits For The Chill 117.

Carl Sagan.

18 Mar 16:52

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Ah, Nuon. (Yes, it plays Doom.)
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1998 Gaming Magazine

Hindsight is hilarious.

playstation: how long does it have?

into eternity and forever

Project X: is it for real?

no

Dreamcast: can it be stopped?

in its tracks

nintendo 64: can it survive

it could survive the seventy-fifth annual hunger games armed with nothing with a mildly rotten cantaloupe and a set of assembly instructions for an ikea desk

with a mildly rotten cantaloupe and a set of assembly instructions for an ikea desk