


Donald Bell over at Make posted about this great tutorial for a drawbot!
You may not know it, but your old computer CD ROM drive is a treasure chest of useful components. Inside you’ll find stepper motors, rare earth magnets, bearings, and coils. It’s enough futuristic-looking greeblies to construct your own Star Wars prop, or maybe even your own portable CNC drawbot.
To prove the point of what can be done with a few repurposed CD ROM drives, Norbert Heinz popped open a pair, stacked them perpendicularly, wired up their stepper motors to a pair of H-bridge driver boards, and controlled his new creation with a Raspberry Pi.
The result is a CNC Pen Plotter that can move on an X/Y axis. To take it further and add the ability to have the pen automatically lifted from the surface (on the Z axis), Norbert added a simple servo to lift or drop the lightweight metal arm that attaches the pen to the unit.
Each Friday is PiDay here at Adafruit! Be sure to check out our posts, tutorials and new Raspberry Pi related products. Adafruit has the largest and best selection of Raspberry Pi accessories and all the code & tutorials to get you up and running in no time!
firehose'It took over 30 seconds. In the end, it fetched over 9.5MB across 263 HTTP requests. That's almost an order of magnitude more data & time than needed for the article itself.
What the hell is all this stuff?
It finally stopped loading
Wow. Devtools performed a second reload of the page to get an overall performance analysis. This time it downloaded 12MB - a little over 7MB in that is JavaScript!
Just to put this in some rough perspective: Assuming I had a 1GB / month data plan, I could visit sites like The Verge about 3 times per day before I hit my cap. If I'm lucky, some or most of this will get cached between requests so it won't be quite that bad. In fact, another report tells me that a primed cache yields 8MB transferred - so maybe 4 visits per day.
That's assuming caches on mobile are comparable to my laptop, which is not a safe assumption.
Still, this isn't one of the cool longform articles on The Verge with interactive features and whatnot. This is just a straightforward 1600 word rant with a few quotes & images. Oh, and one video. Not entirely different than this blog post.
What in the world is all this code doing?'
'Sweet Jeebus. "You have visited 1 SITE. You have connected with 47 THIRD PARTY SITES."'
'I still found over 20 different companies before I got tired of digging:
Amazon - "Reach millions of customers who find, discover, and buy at Amazon"
skimresources.com - "When links in publishers’ content lead their users to click through and buy from an online retailer, we make sure they’re rewarded!"
sonobi.com - "Sonobi’s suite of buy and sell-side tools allow our customers to identify, deliver, and manage advertising opportunities through performance filters once absent from programmatic channels"
umbel.com - "Umbel helps you securely collect first-party customer data and combine all of your existing data from multiple sources to give you a complete view of your customers."
krux.com - "Krux helps businesses drive revenue by delivering smarter content, commerce and marketing experiences to people."
mediamath.com - "MediaMath’s TerminalOne™ platform activates data, automates execution, and optimizes advertising interactions across addressable media—delivering greater performance, transparency, and control to marketers and a better experience to consumers."
adnxs.com - "Adnxs™ is a portal for Publishers to the AppNexus® online auction exchange used to sell advertising space."
bidswitch.net - "BidSwitch provides immediate and seamless real-time access for Supply and Demand Partners across all media types (display, mobile, video, native, etc.)."
scorecardresearch.com - "ScorecardResearch, a service of Full Circle Studies, Inc., is part of the comScore, Inc. market research community, a leading global market research effort that studies and reports on Internet trends and behavior."
kargo.com - "Kargo weaves our content and ad technology into our premium publishers’ mobile and tablet properties, offering advertisers the best brand experiences."
quantcast.com - "Understand your audience. Find your next customer."
moatads.com - "Moat's proprietary ad search engine has become a ubiquitous tool for the display ad industry. Moat makes it easy to find what and where ads are running for the top brands and sites."
flashtalking.com - "Flashtalking is an independent ad serving, measuring and technology company, providing best-in-class digital advertising products, service and support for online advertisers, key media buying and creative agencies."
lotame.com - "Lotame is a data management platform (DMP) that lets marketers, agencies and publishers harness audience data to make smarter marketing, product and business decisions."
ixicorp.com - "IXI Services enables its clients to differentiate and target consumer households and target markets based on proprietary measures of wealth, income, spending capacity, credit, share-of-wallet, and share-of-market."
chartbeat.com - "We partner with editorial teams to identify their highest quality content -- the pieces that pique and keep reader attention. We partner with advertising teams to plan campaigns around this high-quality content so these ads are seen more often and for longer."
bombora.com - "We are the largest aggregator of B2B intent driven data."
taboola.com - "Taboola recommends editorial and sponsored content across many of the world’s most highly-trafficked sites."
bluekai.com - "BlueKai is the industry's leading cloud-based big data platform that enables companies to personalize online, offline and mobile marketing campaigns with richer and more actionable information about targeted audiences."
marketo.com - "Marketo has developed the industry’s leading engagement marketing platform, the broadest ecosystem of partners, and the deepest expertise to make this all possible."
retargeter.com - "ReTargeter optimizes your ad spend with highly targeted, real time digital advertising solutions and the best account management in the industry."'
Did you know that The Verge delivers you to around 20 companies for advertising & tracking purposes? I didn’t. That might foul up your mobile web experience a little bit. Maybe we should try something different.
The Verge is an especially egregious example, but this is incredibly commonplace.
I’m interested in running a content blocker not because I don’t want to see ads, but because I feel the need to fight back against being opted in, without my knowledge or consent, to third-party collecting, tracking, and selling of my personal data just by following a link.
And if such blocking becomes a big problem for publishers, it’s up to them to switch to ad delivery methods without these privacy invasions.
firehosemeanwhile, in Gamer Culture: 'this includes the formerly woman-less Women Friendly Comics panel. Thankfully folks noticed and the much abashed organizers are adding actual WOMEN to that panel'

I’ll be at #GenCon doing writers panels next week! And yes, this includes the formerly woman-less Women Friendly Comics panel. Thankfully folks noticed and the much abashed organizers are adding actual WOMEN to that panel.
This is the first time that the Writer’s Symposium has included a “Comics Track” and I’ll be there a bit as a newbie writer, and mainly to represent for professional comics artists. Here’s the schedule in text:
Gen Con Writer’s Symposium
Writing Comics Panels
Indiana Convention Center
Room 242
THURSDAY July 30
1pm Authors & Artists
2pm Writing Women Friendly Comics
3pm Stop Doing This To Your Artist
FRIDAY July 31
1pm Web vs Digital vs Paper Comics
3pm When Only Batman Will Do
4pm The Jekyll and Hyde Syndrome
SATURDAY August 1
1pm Writing Serialized Stories
3pm Write Until It HurtsFind the full schedule at the link below:
http://www.genconwriters.com/schedules/2015_GenCon_Symposium_Schedule.pdf
I said it before and I will say it again, there was never the slightest doubt in my mind that neither Gene Ha nor Jim Zub would appear on a Women Friendly Comics panel if they knew there were no women on it. No way. These guys are absolutely 100% supportive of women in comics and have shown it over and over again.
It may be true of the other guests as well, but I don’t know most of them.
Anyway, just sayin’.
firehoseoh my gah

Historical Diagram: Piccadilly Circus Tube Station by Renzo Picasso, 1929
We all know that I love a good cutaway diagram, and this example – drawn by Italian architect and urban designer, Renzo Picasso (no relation) – is just superb. Drawn in 1929, coinciding with the opening of Charles Holden’s sub-surface circular booking hall which replaced the original 1906 above-ground Leslie Green-designed station building. The unusual perspective, halfway between the platform level and the (invisible) roads above, permits a wonderful level of clarity in the drawing.
The only slight drawback with the digram is the strange mixture of English and Italian labels: “east bound” and “west bound”, but also “scala di servizio” (service stairs) – but this in no way detracts from the amazing quality of the draftsmanship.
The label above the famous statue of Eros – A “World Centre” – might perhaps be referring to a contemporaneous mural by artist Stephen Bone in the concourse that showed the world with London at its centre (naturally!).
firehosethis fucking league
Dr. Joseph Maroon has a 30-year history with the NFL, something he failed to disclose in study downplaying the risk of long-term neurological disease among former players.
It's been a while since we heard from Pittsburgh Steelers team neurosurgeon and CTE naysayer Dr. Joseph Maroon. In a March appearance on the NFL Network, he was doing his best to convince viewers that the well established fact of long-term neurological damage among football players was "over-exaggerated." Maroon is back in the news this week after a study he co-authored failed to mention that he has a long-time, paid relationship with the Steelers and the NFL.
In February 2015, Maroon and five of his colleagues from the Department of Neurosurgery at the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center published a study in the multidisciplinary scientific journal PLOS ONE called "Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy in Contact Sports: A Systematic Review of All Reported Pathological Cases." They failed to disclose the full extent of Maroon's 30-year relationship with the NFL and seven-year stint with the WWE. They issued a correction to the article's interests statement in June.
The authors also issued corrections for two statements made in the article relating to their review of literature related to CTE.
Maroon's CTE study argued that the only risk factor "consistently associated with CTE" was a history of mild traumatic brain injury. It also went on to say that their "review reveals significant limitations of the current CTE case reporting and questions the widespread existence of CTE in contact sports."
That's a slightly more clinical way of saying Maroon's most ridiculous talking point from that March appearance on his employer's television network:
"It's a rare phenomena. We have no idea the incidence. There are ... more injuries to kids falling off bikes, scooters, falling in playgrounds than there are in youth football. I think again, it's never been safer. Can we improve? Yes. We have to do better all the time to make it safer."
One of the corrections to the Maroon Six study was forced to note additional research, conducted after their review, including one study that found evidence of CTE in the brains of recent veterans exposed to blasts. You have to wonder how Maroon would compare the risks of combat with riding bikes and climbing on monkey bars.
This is by no means the first instance of a conflict of interest between the NFL and researchers working on their behalf waving off the long-term risk of brain trauma. Remember when former Jets team doctor Elliot Pellman, a rheumatologist, was also head of the league's Mild Traumatic Brain Injury Committee from 1994 until 2007? Pellman was still involved with the NFL as recently as 2013. In fact, this wasn't the first time Maroon has been called out for a conflict of interest with the league.
He and another colleague at the University of Pittsburgh developed the ImPACT system for assessing concussions in players, software they sell to NFL teams and other sports leagues and got called out for it in 2007.
The league is in the process of finalizing a settlement in the class action lawsuit filed by thousands of retired players claiming the NFL concealed the long-term neurological risks associated with the sport. A group of 90 former players is appealing that decision, and another 200 former players or their living relatives, including the family of Hall of Fame linebacker Junior Seau, have opted out of it in order to continue litigation.
One criticism of the settlement is that it overlooks CTE, including any future payments for players suffering from the disease's debilitating effects.
Rule changes and research grants with an eye toward the safety of players at least look like positive steps beyond the commissioner's usual spew of talking points. None of it matters as long as league employees are still hiding various conflicts of interest and pushing dubious science that seems designed to keep the NFL from having to acknowledge the extent of, or help pay for, a widespread health crisis among players.



Don’t be so distracted by young Harrison Ford that you fail to appreciate Mark Hamill’s face in the last gif.
DANBURY, CT—Saying she wants no part of the conversation that would inevitably result if she broke the good news, local medical billing technician Jenny Comers reported Friday that she’s keeping word of her recent pay raise from her parents out of fear of proving them right. “If I tell them about the raise, they’ll immediately attribute it to the advice they gave a while back about how being assertive and clearly stating what you want yields positive results—there’s no way I’m giving them that satisfaction,” said Comers, who earlier this week requested a one-on-one meeting with her supervisor, directly asked for a pay increase, and within a matter of minutes received a bump in her salary, a course of action she had previously dismissed as futile and “completely ridiculous” when it was proposed by her mother and father during a phone call three weeks ...
firehose'Uber’s top politico, David Plouffe, and a squadron of lobbyists worked to promote the mobile car service as the solution to charges that taxi drivers discriminate against African American riders and the poor service that residents of low-income neighborhoods receive.
But two studies performed by BOTEC Analysis, a firm hired by Uber, help confirm anecdotal observations that Uber serves these low-income neighborhoods better than cabs. The design of the studies, as well as where and when they would take place, were not known by the company ahead of time.'

After Uber cowed New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio—at least for now—the methods it used to effect this political turnaround have come under scrutiny.
In particular, the decision to make the case that Uber is a friend to the ethnic minority residents of outlying boroughs has galled some in De Blasio’s political base. Uber’s top politico, David Plouffe, and a squadron of lobbyists worked to promote the mobile car service as the solution to charges that taxi drivers discriminate against African American riders and the poor service that residents of low-income neighborhoods receive.
But two studies performed by BOTEC Analysis, a firm hired by Uber, help confirm anecdotal observations that Uber serves these low-income neighborhoods better than cabs. The design of the studies, as well as where and when they would take place, were not known by the company ahead of time.
The blind study used matched pairs of riders, with one flagging an UberX car and the other a taxi to go the same destination. In both Los Angeles and New York City, it showed dramatically better service by UberX:
On the cost side, the Los Angeles UberX fleet provided dramatically cheaper service, while in New York City, the researchers said the difference in price was too close to call:
This data suggest that Uber is right to say its service disproportionately benefits low-income neighborhoods, though more information from studies being performed by this firm and New York City itself will be vital to understanding the effect.
But that Uber is providing a better service to under-served customers won’t be enough to win the political enemies it earned with its take-no-prisoners style.
Like any company mixed up in a political system where labor and capital tend to line up on opposite sides, Uber also has critics who say its treatment of its contract drivers and general profit-seeking make it an anti-progressive force, even as it and other platform-based car service companies provided thousands of new jobs by dodging municipal caps on street-hail taxis.
firehose'If you upgrade to the El Capitan beta (OS X 10.11), you'll be free from the vulnerability as Apple has already fixed it in that preview beta. Once again, if you keep up with Cupertino and install (or buy) the very latest stuff, you'll be rewarded.
Failing that, you can install Esser's SUIDGuard to protect your Mac. "Apple ships fixes for security in beta versions of future products, but does not fix current versions," Esser noted.'
You can bypass Apple's space-age security and gain administrator-level privileges on an OS X Yosemite Mac using code that fits in a tweet.
Yosemite, aka version 10.10, is the latest stable release of the Mac operating system, so a lot of people are affected by this vulnerability. The security bug can be exploited by a logged-in attacker or malware on the computer to gain total unauthorized control of the Mac. It is documented here by iOS and OS X guru Stefan Esser.
It's all possible thanks to an environment variable called DYLD_PRINT_TO_FILE that was added in Yosemite. It specifies where in the file system a component of the operating system called the dynamic linker can log error messages.
If the environment variable is abused with a privileged program, an attacker can modify arbitrary files owned by the powerful user account root – files like the one that lists user accounts that are allowed administrator privileges.
Here's the titchy root-level privilege-escalation exploit, devised yesterday by Redditor Numinit:
These shell commands run whoami to output your username (eg: vulture) and then tacks "ALL=(ALL) NOPASSWD:ALL" on the end to form a line like:
vulture ALL=(ALL) NOPASSWD:ALL
It then outputs that line to the file specified by DYLD_PRINT_TO_FILE, which in this case is the list of users who can gain root-level privileges: /etc/sudoers. That line tells OS X that your user account is allowed to gain root privileges without a password.
A privileged program – the root-owned set-uid executable newgrp – is run to provide the root-level access to the sudoers file. Finally, sudo -s is executed to open an interactive command-line shell, which will have root-level privileges for your user account thanks to the update to the sudoers file. From there you can do anything you like; modify documents, install malware, create new users, and so on.
This flaw is present in the latest version of Yosemite, OS X 10.10.4, and the beta, version 10.10.5. If you upgrade to the El Capitan beta (OS X 10.11), you'll be free from the vulnerability as Apple has already fixed it in that preview beta. Once again, if you keep up with Cupertino and install (or buy) the very latest stuff, you'll be rewarded.
Failing that, you can install Esser's SUIDGuard to protect your Mac. "Apple ships fixes for security in beta versions of future products, but does not fix current versions," Esser noted.
firehoseverb? really?
firehoseTW: rape, assault
in Charleston, W.Va.; man's from Eugene
the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun: "Eyewitness News also obtained a 911 call made by a neighbor after the woman came out of her home screaming that she had just shot someone who had tried to rape her. Police said she was able to grab his gun while he was strangling her in the kitchen. She fired one shot and he was dead."
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Other provisions include removing barriers that block ex-offenders from housing and mandating that affordable units be included in new developments.
firehoseoh KITTY
firehoseour dystopian present
firehosethe fuck? when did it go away?
When Republican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz wades into pop culture, it typically comes across as a discomfiting simulacrum of what a normal hu-man does with his leisure units. In a recent interview, however, The New York Times managed to tap into Cruz’s inner nerd and get him to detail an apparently sincere take on Star Trek. After also calling himself a “Han Solo [and] Spider-Man guy” and literally saying the words, “I have encouraged young people to become arsonists” (“spreading the fire of liberty,” he explains, rather like encouraging young people to become peeping toms, ogling the Constitution), Cruz explains that he vastly prefers Captain Kirk over Captain Picard because he believes Kirk is a Republican.
Cruz, a Princeton- and Harvard-educated lawyer who notes in the same interview that he spent “many years as a Supreme Court litigator,” says he likes Kirk because he’s working class, whereas Picard ...
firehose'According to the Washington Post, Cosby would make appointments with Hollywood lady doctor Leroy Amar—not for a routine pap smear or an annual mammogram, one might be surprised to learn—but rather, with the intention of making future victims a bit more compliant.
In the transcript, Cosby says he received seven prescriptions for Quaaludes, all of which were obtained from Amar, a gynecologist, ostensibly for a sore back.
“Did he know when he gave you those prescriptions that you had no intention of taking them?” a lawyer asked Cosby in the 2005 deposition.
“Yes,” the entertainer replied.
“Did you believe at that time that it was illegal for you to dispense those drugs?”
“Yes,” Cosby answered.
And, according to the transcripts, Dr. Amar knew or eventually found out exactly what Cosby was using the drugs for: in the late 1960’s or early 1970’s Cosby allegedly assaulted a friend of Amar’s, leading the doctor to “confront Cosby, almost coming to blows.”
But the doc’s one-time, semi-chivalrous reaction couldn’t make up for the fact that he was a horrifyingly uncaring and criminally inept physician, the Post reports.
In California, the medical board revoked Amar’s license in 1979 after finding that he acted with gross incompetence and negligence and had “engaged in the most serious misconduct.” In 1985, his license was reinstated under a host of conditions, including that he would never again perform surgery. But he failed to pay his licensing fees and never practiced in California again, records show.
The disciplinary documents reveal harrowing details of numerous plastic surgeries gone awry, including one woman whose implant ripped through her stitches and protruded from her breast as she developed a 102-degree fever and an infection. In another case, no one was available to administer general anesthesia, so Amar performed breast surgery with only a local numbing agent.
Cosby’s lawyer says his disgraced client only used the drugs for “recreational purposes and during consensual sex,” citing “countless tales of celebrities, music stars, and wealthy socialites in the 1970’s.”
Amar, like Cosby’s career, reportedly died in the early 2000’s.'
firehosebecause it'll solve all your problems
a month later it goes in the basement to get buried under the rest of the house when an actual earthquake happens

It’s been more than a week since The New Yorker published a story called The Really Big One, describing how much of the Pacific Northwest will be destroyed by a massive earthquake and tsunami and scaring the crap out of Americans nationwide. Now, emergency kits are “flying off the shelves.”
firehose'large groups of the enormous, powerful, and overly aggressive Gronkowskis have already overrun much of Massachusetts and are now spreading across the United States. “The planet simply doesn’t contain the resources necessary to sustain all these Gronkowskis, especially given the incredible amount of food they consume in a single day. This situation will soon be irreversible'
ARLINGTON, VA—Noting that they are reproducing at an alarming and unprecedented rate, researchers from the National Science Foundation warned Friday that the planet cannot continue supporting the rapidly growing population of Gronkowskis. “We are quickly approaching the point at which any more Gronkowskis will be utterly disastrous for all life on earth,” said leading researcher Rebecca Davies, adding that large groups of the enormous, powerful, and overly aggressive Gronkowskis have already overrun much of Massachusetts and are now spreading across the United States. “The planet simply doesn’t contain the resources necessary to sustain all these Gronkowskis, especially given the incredible amount of food they consume in a single day. This situation will soon be irreversible, and we as a society have to do something about it before it’s too late.” Davies added that she fully supports new measures to hunt Gronkowskis in rural parts of the country ...
firehoseTilda beat
After all, even the best of antagonists can’t stand up against a bunch of kids and a talking dog, a band of unassuming hobbits protected by wizards, rangers who can run for days on end, and elves who can walk on top of snow (Legolas, you bastard!), and a highly resourceful gang of roving wizards and witches! We can’t all be David Xanatos, after all! In no particular order, I give you a bunch of villains who were doing pretty well for themselves.

They named that gambit after me.
1.) Voldemort: The Dark Lord. Tom Marvolo Riddle. Moldypants. The Noseless Wonder. Whatever you want to call him, and whatever you might think of him as a villain, Voldemort was actually fairly successful. He had the entire Wizarding World terrified of him for a very long time – so scared that they wouldn’t even say his name! He had fanatical followers, desperate for his favor and praise, ready to carry out his every whim. He even managed a nearly-successful comeback after being defeated once and showed incredible fortitude and power of will – he sucked unicorns to get his life force back and endured his awkward stage of being embedded in the back of Quirrel’s head. There was just no way he could have known that Lily Potter had the Ultimate Mommy Magic to screw him when he went after baby Harry. Perhaps if people understood the incredible power of the Mom Magic, they wouldn’t make fun of poor old Life Giving Magus from Adventure Time so much. Still grossed out by his noselessness. Tom Riddle was actually good looking! Why choose creepy snakeface? Moldypants the Mad Unicorn Sucker – you were defeated, but you gave them a run for their money twice over!

Do not underestimate the power of Mommy Love.
2.) Jadis, The White Witch: She was doing fine in Narnia with always-winter-never-Christmas until random children from an alternate world bust in through a coat closet and faith-spire a ChristLion to kick her ass. I mean, who could honestly see that one coming? You can’t just be prepared for WWII-era evacuee children to pop in, fulfill some wacky prophecies, and lead some armies against you. And that one kid, Edmund? He had such potential! Selling out your siblings for a piece of candy from a stranger? Jadis should have had this gig in the bag, but no one expects the Spanish Inquisition – I mean, Prophecy Closet Children. Come on.

Too fashion-forward for this world.
3.) Kefka Palazzo: I’ve already said enough (possibly too much?) about Kefka and why he’s a great villain, but I’ll reiterate here the bottom line of what I said before – Kefka won. He actually won, shattered the world, ascended to godhood, and “enjoyed” the spoils of his win for a full year. As the first of the Magitek knights, Kefka was a lab rat at best and a nihilistic mad clown at worst, but he sure knew how to play the long game and not out himself as the real big bad until he was ready to push the emperor off of the floating continent and embrace his winged angelmonster form. The problem wasn’t that he couldn’t beat his foes – he did. The problem wasn’t that he didn’t know how to succeed – he did. The ultimate downfall of Kefka was that after winning, he didn’t feel any better or less nihilistic about the world. Why rule a thing that was so insignificant? Why care at all? In the end, he just couldn’t be bothered.

4.) Mayor Richard Wilkins III: The Mayor of Sunnydale found his way into the Affable Bastards category in the first article in this series. Closer examination of his character reveals that while he was defeated as the main Big Bad, he’d had a pretty long run of it first. Mayor Wilkins pretended to be his own son for generations to hide that he was immortal and played a pretty impressive long game of ascending to demonhood. And he would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for those Scoobies!

5.) Lena, Simone, and Jacques: Speaking of the original Scooby Gang, Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island was waaaay better than it should have been. I think a lot of people were surprised at how entertaining the movie was, especially for a direct-to-video release of a modernization of an old cartoon. Lena, Simone, and Jacques were cursed to be werecats, turning people into zombies by sucking their lifejuice out. They had been doing this and getting away with it since the 1700s. That is a pretty significant amount of time for a villainous racket to go unchecked. They literally would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those nosy kids and their dog!

Where cats? There cats!
6.) Bowser: Yes, Bowser is always defeated by a pair of Italian(ish) plumbers, but he never fails to kidnap the princess, either! He even plants decoy princesses to keep Mario and Luigi chasing doggedly after him for level after level of pipe-warping madness. You would think, that after how many years of kidnappings, the Royal House of the Mushroom Kingdom would tighten up the security detail on the Princess … unless, it’s always an inside job. You see, I have theories about this. I think Bowser always has an inside agent and that it’s entirely possible that not all of the Mushroom People are happy under the rule of a Princess who is clearly not a Mushroom Person herself. Is it colonialization? Maybe. Is she the human adopted child of a Fungus Person? Possibly. Am I reading too much into this? Most definitely. :-) Either way, it’s time for Bowser to step up his kidnapped princess retention game and bring it on par with his princess kidnapping game. And … did anyone else ever wonder why when you go down a pipe there is often a room filled with gold? Do koopas poop gold? Are we in their sewers? So many questions!

My koopa troopas are actually poopa troopas.
7.) David Xanatos: There is a reason TVTropes.org named the Xanatos Gambit after him. The Xanatos Gambit describes a plan in which all outcomes point to “win” for the planner (usually an antagonist, but not always.) I actually have never thought of Mr. Xanatos as villain – I think of him as a potential love interest an incredibly intelligent, devilishly handsome, witty conversationalist with strong family ties who sometimes finds himself at odds with the protagonists. Hey, I’m not perfect either. ;-) He reminds me of Tony Stark, and I do seem to have a bit of a type. You know, genius billionaire playboy philanthropists? I’d like to join the ranks of such awesome ladies as Fox and Pepper. We’ll call our club the Genius Billionaire Playgirl Philanthropists Club, and we’ll have fancy, fancy brunches on the rooftops of some fabulous skyscrapers. And we will benefit from time travel, mad science, and other amazing rich people pastimes. Yes, it’s true. Not only does David Xanatos find revenge to be pointless, he is the person who got the win-win Xanatos Gambit its name. May the best man win, Mr. Xanatos! (That’s you, guy. That’s you!)

Be still my heart.
8.) Sauron and Saruman: I like to call them Team Mordor. Sauron may have been reduced to an eyeball on a stalk, forced to inspire his hordes of orcs and goblins to do his dirty work for him, but he was still pretty badass. In the flashbacks that show him stomping around in his scary armor, wiping the floor with elf carcasses and using humans as projectiles, he was terrifying. As an eyeball-on-a-stalk, he gets points for hanging onto his form in whatever ways he could, much like Voldemort and his unicorn sucking, embedded-in-the-back-of-someone’s-head ways. With his agency reduced, Sauron managed to corrupt Saruman the White and get him started on farming orcs and Uruk-Hai beneath Isengard. That orc-farming racket went on for a good long time before the Ring found its way into the desperate little fingers of a hobbit. Not even Saruman the Wise could have predicted that a scruffy band of adventurers could have rallied Rohan, Isengard, Lothlorien, Mirkwood, and Rivendell to band together. The groundwork for defeating Team Mordor was begun by Lady Galadriel, Gandalf the Gray and Lord Elrond (you just stand there and look pretty, King Thranduil) years and years before any of it ever came to fruition. No one could have expected that Frodo wouldn’t die on the way to Mount Doom, and no one could have expected that Samwise Gamgee was good at more than just gardening. Likewise, Team Mordor could not have known that Agent Smith Lord Elrond was busy making sure that Isildur’s line survived, bred, and was put through Lord Elrond’s Finishing School for Potentially Returning Kings.

I took this picture in an actual Cheesecake Factory myself.
9.) Dolores Umbridge: Often “lauded” as worse than Voldemort himself, Dolores Umbridge is a walking, talking personification of everything that is wrong with school systems today. She’s controlling, exacting, unimaginative, and cruelly punitive. I think she is often interpreted as being the “true” villain of the Harry Potter series because representatives of her kind of administrative, simpering evil are actually present in our world. We don’t have to worry about The Dark Lord, but who can’t produce the name of a former teacher who squashed all creativity and true learning, punished behaviors that ought to be rewarded, and talked down to students? Almost everyone can, or can at least tell the story of someone else who can. Under the authority of the Ministry of Magic, Umbridge tortured a student (Harry’s detentions with the Blood Quill), removed the useful parts of the Defense Against the Dark Arts course, rendering the students even more vulnerable to potential attacks, and also enacted racist policies against anyone who was not a pureblood. She was responsible for rules that prevented werewolves like Remus Lupin from finding employment, she had Hagrid fired because he was a half-giant, and she looked down upon Firenze the Centaur, calling him a “filthy halfbreed.” During her reign of terror, she successfully used her mid-level administrative powers to their fullest extent to cause the most harm possible and likely would have continued had she not been stopped. Even after her removal from Hogwarts she kept right on pushing her policies of prejudice in a government position.
You’re a mean one, Prof. Umbridge! You really are a heel!
You’re as cuddly as a grindylow
You’re as charming as a troll
Prof. Umbridge

Keep talking, Anakin. I’m listening.
In the category of Honorable Mention, I need to give props to Dr. Claw – to his credit, Inspector Gadget never actually caught him. He foiled the plan-of-the-week, but never wrecked Dr. Claw’s determination. Next time, Gadget. Next time! Ever the optimist, Dr. Claw has a Ph.D. in Evil, and he who plans and runs away, lives to plan another day! Carmen Sandiego also deserves some acclaim. I don’t think she was ever stealing to make money – she was stealing to prove that she could. The goods could be recovered, but Carmen Sandiego always stole again.
All of the villains above were just going about a not-so-honest day’s work in the growing field of Villainry, when circumstances beyond their control (Prophecy Closet Children, Nosy Kids, Emo Kids, etc.) ruined their projects and plans. It just goes to show you that all of the planning in the ‘Verse sometimes can’t stop a gardener with a hobbit on his back from climbing Mount Doom or stand up to the tenacity of a group of kids who are tired of having their education constantly interrupted by evil.
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'In his mind, Best was taking on the role of a lifetime. A kid from the South Bronx obsessed with jazz and visual performance, he grew up a Star Wars fan. He calls Empire Strikes Back one of his favorite films, and is a disciple of the physical comedy of Buster Keaton and Charlie Chaplin. (He and Lucas would use the two silent film stars for the inspiration behind Jar Jar Binks's movements.)
Best hasn't let that one role define him. An avid learner, he went back to school at the American Film Institute producer's program and found himself a new lane. From his outer space spoof The Nebula (in which he also stars) to his productions Bandwagon and This Can't Be My Life, Best's work on short film and TV is fucking hilarious. He and his comedic partner J. Lee have received network interest for their Seth MacFarlane executive-produced series 2 Black Dudes, due out this fall. Though he's not completely sure if the general public still sees the names "Ahmed Best" and "Jar Jar Binks" as interchangeable, the actor is more than ready to move on from the character. I talked to him about that process of moving on, as well as beating out Michael Jackson for the role and why the backlash against Jake Lloyd's take on Anakin Skywalker was far worse than anything he ever experienced.'
firehose'A Tea Party Nation page was registered to that name in 2013. He said he was from Phenix, Alabama, but does not appear to have been very active on the site.
A Debate Politics page registered to Rusty Houser lists his political viewings as “very conservative”. Among his interests, Houser lists the Greek nationalist party Golden Dawn. It also identifies him as having a hometown of Phenix City, Alabama—and having a JD and CPA certification, just like on the John Russell Houser LinkedIn profile.
Houser’s posts on the site were made in early 2014. In one about Golden Dawn, he called the group “a legitimate effort to solve problems.” “The leaders of the group are in fact leaders,” he wrote. “Intelligent, well spoken, and exercising good faith.”
"Type in WHITE POWER GROUPS and you get mag articles about their never ending claims of racism, and no information of how to find White power groups you might want to join," he continued.
A poster responded: “Evidently you’re from Alabama. You don’t need the Internet to find a white power group. Just stick a sheet over your head and run around in traffic. Somethings bound to hit you.”
In multiple posts, Houser seemed obsessed with comparing America to Iran. On Jan. 18, 2014, he posted a screed about censorship in response to a thread on coverage of Chris Christie’s scandals versus those of President Obama. “The US heavily censors. Why wouldn’t they twist.You say there is no censorship?” he wrote. ”Tell me how I can read any of the 30 newspapers printed in Iran. How to find White rights groups on the internet. What your computer gives you when you type AMERICA CENSORS INTERNET, or censors anything.”
Another post on that site echoes distrust of mainstream media. Houser implied that he hopes young people “will not watch any source of ‘news.’”
Yet Houser appeared on a local TV show many times in the early 1990s. He boasted on LinkedIn that he "Invited political controversy on every one of them, and loved every minute of it."
The host told NBC News Friday morning that Houser was a "radical guy." “He was on from time to time because he was a very radical person with radical views,” Calvin Floyd said. Floyd also answered “no” when asked if he was surprised that Houser is accused of shooting up the Louisiana movie theater. “The association I had with him was for entertainment,” he said. “He was very entertaining. He made for good TV and when it was over, you would leave shaking your head.”
On a forum about car parts, Houser described himself as “not brainwashed.”
On a Topix thread, a Rusty Houser commented on an article about a Georgia farm hiring foreigners: “The more hard working people with family values we have, the better. What we need to worry about is those who WILL NOT WORK and have no concept of family. They may largely be identified by race also.”
He was obsessed with the idea that his rights to free were being censored, posting about that on multiple Topix forums. He also lamented the death of a man in the deer-processing business. “Most people over 50 in certain businesses are just as their parents were, rock solid morally,” he wrote. “I am also sorry for what is to come for the other very few moral souls left in the entire US.”
It quickly got dark. "I am not sorry for the 90% immoral population which will be meeting the same fate. Filth is rampant. That none have stood against it causes me to take rest in the worse than MAD MAX near future which approaches," he said.
On PoliticalForum.com, he boasted about posting with his real name. In another foreboding post, he welcomed a newcomer to the forum: “Jump in the deep end, I don’t think we have that long.”
A smattering of his online activity concerns reselling used car parts. In a lighter post, Houser created a profile on InterPals.com, an e-penpal site, where he posted an image of a cat and outdoor spaces. The activity tracker shows he last signed on a year ago.'
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Tyrese Gibson of The Fast and the Furious fame has been on a mission to lock down a role in the Green Lantern reboot slated for 2020. Inspired by the fan-art of himself in the role, Tyrese had a meeting with Warner Brothers about the picture last June, and confirmed today that he’s now had “a couple of meetings” with the studio.
In an interview with Collider, Tyrese reiterated his emotional investment in the project:
</p>I am going to commit myself to this process, of seeing what’s possible … I do believe that there needs to be more black superheroes out there, but that’s not even my motivation. I think I would be the best Green Lantern, and based on my fans and supporters that spent around $6 billion in box office receipts, I feel like there’s a fanbase of fans out there waiting to see me put on this green suit and do my thing. So I would love to confirm something today but I can’t. We’ll just keep following up.
Sounds like Tyrese’s fans may want to start sending their fan-art to Warner Brothers directly, since they’re the ones who still need convincing!
(via Collider, image via Instagram)
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Don't let your DREAMS be DREAMS
The opposite of creativity is fear.
And fear's enemy is creativity.
The opposite of yes is maybe.
Because maybe is non-definitive, and both yes and no give us closure and the chance to move ahead.
Perfect is the enemy of good.
Us is not the enemy of them. Us is the opposite of alone.
They can become us as soon as we permit it.
Everything is the opposite of okay. Everything can never be okay. Except when we permit it.
The right is not the opposite of the left. Each side has the chance to go up, which is precisely the opposite of down.
Dreams are not the opposite of reality. Dreams inform reality.
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