So, here’s an interesting way to end the year! An interview with DoubleDickDude, a diphallic fellow living somewhere in the United States. He doesn’t want to reveal his identity for privacy reasons, but he’s in his early twenties and just authored a memoir, Double Header: My Life With Two Penises.
Diphallia is real, although it’s usually a severe condition that’s rarely sexy. There are an estimated thirty Americans living with diphallia right now, and most of them have really serious medical problems. (Warning: DO NOT do a Google image search for it unless you’re a medical professional and/or have a steel stomach.)
This guy, on the other hand, is a real rarity: he has a lot of sex, and he’s more than happy to tell you all about it. I talked to him on the phone yesterday. He answered some questions about the book and about what it’s like living with twice as many dicks as the rest of us.
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Read our exclusive interview with DoubleDickDude below:
It’s been a big year for you!
Honestly, besides the photographs I didn’t think people would give a crap about it this much. But I still get a lot of messages, and at least once every other day, I try to check my Reddit and Tumblr and Twitter. There’s the obvious ones, people that just say “Wanna fuck?”
No, I don’t. But I also hear from people that say I made them feel comfortable with their own bodies. That just because you’re not like everyone else, you don’t need to make yourself seem like everyone else.
How did the Reddit AMA come about?
I didn’t even now what Reddit was. I use the internet to pay bills and watch TV shows and movies. But my boyfriend was really into fisting, and we were looking at a Tumblr called The Meat Market, and we thought it would be fun to send him—I think it’s a him—a couple of photos, which then really took off. So I did the Reddit AMA, and I answered questions for almost 48 hours nonstop. I’d answer one question, and by the time it was done, there’d be like two hundred more.
You’re an internet celebrity now. I take it there have been porn offers…
Straight ones and gay ones, but no, I don’t need the money and that’s not what my life is about.
What was writing your first book like?
You never know how much people want to know. I wrote too much at first. My editor said that I was going to give myself away, that I had mentioned a number of places that I lived at different times and that someone could have put the pieces together. So we took those parts out. I know some people are going to say the book is too short now.
I didn’t want to publish a book the conventional way, because I knew they’d want me to promote it in person, and I’m not doing that. I talked to my lawyers, and they put some unofficial inquiries out to the big houses, and they all said they’d want promotional appearances, and I’m not doing that. I would never be me again. So I said I’ll see if I can find someone to publish it for me. I had no idea how that worked at all. So I found someone, one of my Tumblr followers, who agreed to publish it.
If you’re that private about your personal life, why publish a memoir at all? And how?
Well, I didn’t write it for profits. Money had no basis in this decision. When you share your experiences and feelings, it gives the reader a chance to find the elements they can relate to. So I wrote the first few chapters, and then I started getting feedback and people loved it. In the book I describe two sexual experiences, but people said it’s more than just hot, that there’s some real substance. It made me feel good inside to know that.
Give us an idea of what the book is like.
It’s a look back to a time period when I didn’t realize just how unique I was. My mom and dad never made me feel different. They made me feel special. I was never afraid that people would ridicule me. A lot of people think it must be great being the dude with two working dicks that aren’t gross or scary.
It’s awesome, but there’s moments when it isn’t awesome. The moment when a person sees them for the first time, that’s the fun part. But overall, it doesn’t make my life any different or better. When I was younger and word first got out, it made things hard for a while, actually.
Emotionally we’re all the same—Black, White, Christian, Jew, man or woman, gay or straight. Or bi. We all have emotions. The things that make someone else cry make me cry. Everything that we are physically is just the surface. I was an arrogant jerk for about two years in my late teens. You hear about kids that were bullied becoming bullies themselves, and that was happening to me. But then I stepped back and realized what I was becoming, and had to stop.
Do people believe you right away when you tell them?
When I did the Reddit AMA, there were only two things that people didn’t believe. One is that one day at the gym I turned a guy gay, and the other one was an orgy where people said I was full of shit.
You’ve been around! How old are you?
Uhhhh… Early twenties.
And you mentioned having a boyfriend and a girlfriend.
Yeah, we broke up in February. They couldn’t handle the sudden spotlight on me. We never thought it would last forever, but now I’m single. By choice, believe me. It’s nice not to have anyone to consult before you decide to travel, or decide what to eat for dinner.
But it seems like you have a lot of sex…
Since we broke up, the answer is yes. A couple of guys, a couple of girls. Some of them had never heard about the Reddit thing and then some of them had, and they were like holy fuck, you do exist.
Do you worry about your partners giving you away?
Well, it’s just my word against theirs. If you don’t have any photographs, then it’s your word against mine. And they’ve been pretty good so far. I learned a new term this week called catfishing.
Like when people use your photos on hookup sites?
Apparently, people are catfishing with my dick. I don’t use the internet to hook up, because I don’t want to leave a trail. So if you see somebody on a hookup site with my dicks, it’s not me. I mostly meet people the old fashioned way, like if I go out and have drinks at a bar.
So tell me about your dicks. They’re both fully functional?
If you were to hold up your hand and make a peace symbol, in-between there is my prostate. So it’s one large shaft coming for about four inches before it splits into two. So when I go to piss it comes out of both sides because there’s only one muscle controlling it. So I have to take them both out to pee. Which is why I avoid wall urinals.
And when you ejaculate it works the same way?
Right. I had a little issue where my urethra forked right at the intersection. When I was little there was a slight pinch, and there was a procedure done to fix it. Now it’s like one of those lawn toys that you hook up to a hose. If you’re sucking a load out of one side you’ll get hit in the back with the other one.
So is it like eyelids, where you can move one at a time or both together?
It’s like feet or hands. If someone is licking up and down on the right one and someone else was doing circulars on the left one, I’d be able to tell which was which.
How big are they?
Soft, they’re a fraction over eight inches. They used to V out, and my old doctor had said that the veins were intertwined, and they weren’t sure whether they could actually be separated. But in February, I had a different doctor look at everything, and I said I’d like them to hang side by side. And they said yeah, we can do that.
Because I had so much foreskin, it allowed them to hang lower, and they inserted a little silicone implant to keep them apart. So I went from 7 inches and 6.5 inches hard to a little over 8 soft on each one. Hard they’re both close to 10 inches.
That’s pretty big!
Yeah, they cut the suspensory ligament and that made it longer. If you’re feeling your junk, you know that the shaft goes up behind your balls and up your taint. Once that ligament is severed then some of the internal part will hang out and make your dick longer.
Do you know what caused the diphallia in the first place? I take it it’s not genetic.
Well, that’s the $64,000 question. What causes diphallia is not actually pinpointed. It was there in the first trimester of my mom’s pregnancy. They don’t know exactly when it happened, but they do know that. Most cases of diphallia are really gross. It messes with the spinal column, it messes with their intestines and the colon. Most of the boys that have it die shortly after birth, and some that live have spina bifida.
It was one of those trillion squared to one chances that I came out the way that I did. Besides having two dicks, I was otherwise healthy. Everything else continued to develop fine, and the doctors couldn’t tell which one was the dominant one because they looked so much alike.
Not to change the subject, but go back to that orgy that people wouldn’t believe you about…
Well, the naysayers are always the loudest voices. They’re just jealous.
But what didn’t people get? That it happened?
The dynamics. We were in a swingers group, and we had each met up with someone else. I guess straight dudes don’t know that you can lay two dudes down balls to balls and ride them both at the same time. And so I was doing that, and there were two girls face to face riding on my dicks, and then there was another couple standing over me that I was eating out. It’s not actually that crazy once you take the shock out of how my equipment works.
How do you fuck two people at once? Do you thrust straight forward or back and forth?
It’s a lot easier now. Before February if I wanted to fuck two dudes they had to be back to back, tailbone to tailbone, but when I was hard the skin in between my dicks was stretched a lot. But now that they’re side by side I decided to try again. I’ve had one guy on his back laying on top of a guy who was laying on his stomach. Now it’s pretty much no holds barred. Before it was kind of acrobatic, but now it’s pretty easy.
When did you start getting involved with groups for sex?
Right out of high school. Very little freaks me out and very little phases me. I’ve seen it all. To be blunt, I’ve seen everything in person, and as long as everyone is consensual and of age, then I’m fine with it. If I don’t like it, I won’t do it, but you’re welcome to if you want to. I’m not into scat, but if that turns someone else on, then hey. It would be kind of ironic if I was the prude!
Do you talk about these in the book?
I detail a few encounters. I’ve gotten a lot of people asking me to write a series of shorts about my experiences because they got off big time. Somebody who was gay wrote me to say that he was turned on by the straight scene. We all have the capability to do both men and women, and everyone’s dials are turned by different things. One of the questions I got all the time, for some reason, people always ask me if I’d do anything with my cousins or my dad or other family members. I have no siblings, but NO! No.
What does get you off?
I’m used to getting questions about the fisting and the anal stuff. Since my prostate’s so much bigger than normal, I produce a lot of fluid. It sounds like one of those cheesy excuses, but my prostate swells up if I don’t ejaculate enough. And it started off with manual stimulation, and then one finger turns to two, and two turns to three, and then all of a sudden my whole hand’s up there and then both hands are. And my boyfriend was into it big time.
The biggest question when your butt is that big is whether you like using toys. I once packed a toy on a trip, and the airport security lady called me on it. She was southern and leaned in and said “The hell?!” And then she just raised her eyebrows at me. It was pretty embarrassing. My go-to when I travel is a two-liter soda bottle.
Wow!
Double Header: My Life With Two Penises is available now from Amazon. Follow him on Twitter and Tumblr. As a bonus, for the next seven days, Manhunt members who buy the book and message him with a link to their proof of purchase will get a free digital autograph on a photo of his dicks.
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