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05 Jun 10:09

With Cristobal likely headed east, Houston to feel the heat

by Eric Berger

Good morning. We’re approaching the longest day of the year—June 20—but we’ve already reached the earliest sunrise of the calendar year for Houston. From June 3 to June 17, sunrise will occur at 6:20 am CT before it starts to get later. Our sunsets will continue to get later until July 2. (Why is this? Well, it’s a bit complicated). Weather-wise, we’re looking at a lot of sunshine in the week ahead as long as Tropical Storm Cristobal stays east of Houston, which is looking increasingly likely.

100-degree temperatures are coming to West Texas today. They may reach East Texas next week. (Pivotal Weather)

Thursday

We should see partly sunny skies today, which will allow high temperatures to nudge up to 90 degrees or slightly above. Some showers and thunderstorms will be possible today, but they’re not going to be as organized as we saw on Wednesday. Some models are hinting at the best chance of rain between Houston and Beaumont, but even then it’s a really scattered shot at showers. Most of us will just be dry and hot, with light winds out of the southeast.

Friday

Expect a similar day to Thursday, although perhaps a touch warmer. We expect to see high pressure building in from the west—the same high pressure that will probably help steer Cristobal east of the region—and this will set the region on a warming trend into the weekend and likely beyond.

Saturday. Sunday, and beyond

Right now the forecast for this weekend, and beyond, is mostly sunny weather with warm days likely in the mid-90s. If the current forecast holds, we may see some showers from Cristobal on Monday, but even that may be a stretch.  Most of the next week looks really hot for June, with highs potentially in the upper 90s.

Tropical Storm Cristobal

The storm’s center has been inland, over Southeastern Mexico, for about a day now and this interaction with land is showing its effects. Winds are down to 40 mph, sustained. In about a day or so, Cristobal should begin to lift north, and begin accelerating toward the northern Gulf of Mexico coast. Due to this prolonged interaction with land, it seems likely that no more than a tropical storm will have time to redevelop over the Gulf, with a final landfall likely some time late on Sunday or Monday.

Tropical Storm Cristobal track forecast. (National Hurricane Center)

Louisiana remains the most likely destination, and as we’ve been saying, nearly all of the wind and rain should be to the right side of the storm. So even if the center makes landfall in Lake Charles, Houston likely will see only very moderate effects, if any. (The heaviest rainfall now looks most likely over Southern Alabama and the Florida Panhandle). Should this forecast thinking change, we will of course update the site.

05 Jun 09:57

Privilege

by Lunarbaboon
04 Jun 23:02

Houston Protests Have Been Peaceful Compared To Other Cities. Why?

by Florian Martin
While other cities are seeing riots, things have been much calmer in America’s fourth largest city – and it’s not a new phenomenon.
04 Jun 20:29

Five Texas GOP county leaders share racist Facebook posts, including one juxtaposing an MLK quote with a banana

by Patrick Svitek
The Republican Party of Texas office in downtown Austin.
The Republican Party of Texas office in downtown Austin. Eddie Gaspar/The Texas Tribune

*Correction appended

Republican leaders in five Texas counties shared racist Facebook posts, some of which also floated conspiracy theories, leading Gov. Greg Abbott to call for two of them to resign.

Abbott and other top Texas Republicans called for the resignation of the GOP chairs in Bexar and Nueces counties after they shared on social media a conspiracy theory that Floyd's death was a "staged event," apparently to gin up opposition to President Donald Trump. There is no evidence to support that claim; Floyd, a black Minnesota man, died last week after a white police officer kneeled on his neck for nearly nine minutes.

"These comments are disgusting and have no place in the Republican Party or in public discourse," Abbott spokesman John Wittman said in a statement Thursday morning.

Meanwhile, the GOP chairman-elect in Harris County, Keith Nielsen, posted an image on Facebook earlier this week that showed a Martin Luther King Jr. quote — "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere" — on a background with a banana. The juxtaposition of the quote and the banana can be read as an allusion to equating black people with monkeys, a well-worn racist trope. Nielsen appears to have deleted the post and apparently addressed it on his Facebook page Thursday evening. On Friday he updated his comments to say he would not resign.

"It is unfortunate that the sentiment of the quote and my admiration for Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. has been overshadowed by people's misinterpretation of an image," Nielsen wrote, calling for "racial reconciliation" in America. "My hope is I will continue to be part of the solution and never part of the problem."

The Texas Tribune became aware of Nielsen's post after Abbott called for the resignation of the Bexar County and Nueces County chairs. Wittman could not immediately be reached for comment about the third post.

Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick on Friday morning denounced Nielsen's post and said he "should withdraw immediately from any further consideration as county chair."

U.S. Rep. Dan Crenshaw, a Houston Republican, said in a statement to the Tribune that "Nielsen has no place in our party. Not now. Not ever" — and called his post "a sad reminder that such blatant ignorance and bigotry still exists."

Even later Thursday, Democrats also criticized a fourth post from a GOP chair on Facebook. Sue Piner, chair of the Comal County GOP, shared a post on Sunday that included an image of liberal billionaire George Soros and text that said, "I pay white cops to murder black people. And then I pay black people to riot because race wars keep the sheep in line."

Piner could not be immediately reached for comment about the post. The unfounded Soros conspiracy theory is among many that have spread online as Americans have protested policy brutality.

Republican Texas Land Commissioner George P. Bush late Thursday said all four county leaders should step down.

"I have said it before and I will say it again now: the GOP must not tolerate racism. Of any kind. At any time," he said in a Tweet.

In Bexar County, home to San Antonio, GOP Chairwoman Cynthia Brehm did not respond to request for comment for this story but told Spectrum News that she would not resign over her post. She told the TV station that she did not agree with the post and rebuffed the cast of GOP leaders calling for her to step down, saying they "do a lot of things, too, that I don’t agree with, but I don’t ask for their resignation."

In the post on Facebook, Brehm described the situation in which Floyd died as the "possibility" that "this was a filmed public execution" for the "purpose of creating racial tensions." She also cited the "rising approval rating of President Trump in the black community" as a reason for why "an event like this was unfortunately predictable."

Brehm was not the only big-city county GOP chair to spread the conspiracy theory. After she received wide condemnation Thursday, it surfaced that the chairman in Nueces County — home to Corpus Christi — had posted the same text on Facebook last week. The post from the chairman, Jim Kaelin, called it an "interesting perspective."

Wittman told The Texas Tribune that the governor also wanted to Kaelin to step aside.

"Spreading conspiracy theories that the murder was staged simply defies reality; it is irresponsible, and unbecoming of anyone who holds a position in the GOP," Wittman said in a statement.

On Friday morning, it came to light that a third county GOP chair, Lee Lester of Harrison County in East Texas, had also recently spread the conspiracy theory. He presented it as "Food for thought" in a party Facebook group.

Abbott's call for Brehm to resign earlier Thursday prompted a swift succession of condemnation. Shortly after Wittman's statement, U.S. Sen. John Cornyn's campaign said he believes Brehm should resign as well. Similar resignation calls came Thursday afternoon from Texas GOP Chairman James Dickey, U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz, Patrick and Texas House Speaker Dennis Bonnen. Dickey said in a statement that he had "personally reached out" to Brehm to ask her to step down.

Brehm has been a lightning rod since she took over the party in Bexar County in 2018. She made headlines last month for declaring the new coronavirus a hoax pushed by Democrats.

At least one San Antonio Republican, former Texas House Speaker Joe Straus, acknowledged that Brehm has a "long history of making racist and inflammatory statements, peddling conspiracy theories, and bringing embarrassment upon Bexar County Republicans." He said in a statement it was "well past time for her to resign."

Brehm's Facebook post about Floyd began receiving wide attention Wednesday after Gilbert Garcia, columnist for the San Antonio Express-News, posted a screenshot of it on Twitter. He later said he had taken the screenshot from her Facebook page Wednesday morning, and it was apparently deleted that afternoon.

Garcia's tweet prompted U.S. Rep. Chip Roy, R-Austin, whose district includes Bexar County, to call for Brehm to step down immediately. The other Republican who represents Bexar County in the U.S. House, Rep. Will Hurd of Helotes, said he agreed Brehm should resign after Abbott's call Thursday.

State Sen. Donna Campbell, R-New Braunfels, who represents Bexar County as well, also pressured Brehm to resign Thursday afternoon. So did another GOP state senator whose district includes Bexar County, Sen. Pete Flores of Pleasanton.

The Texas Democratic Party said Wednesday evening that Abbott and other Texas Republicans should ask for Brehm's resignation.

"Cynthia Brehm’s comments are flat out wrong and dangerous," party spokesman Abhi Rahman said in a statement. "Enough is enough."

Democrats also called on Republicans to denounce Brehm’s comments last month about the coronavirus crisis, which she said "has been promulgated by the Democrats to undo all of the good that President Trump has done for our country." The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee had specifically called on Roy and two other San Antonio-area GOP candidates to condemn those remarks.

Roy's chief of staff, Joseph Wade Miller, said Wednesday evening he was unaware of Brehm's coronavirus comments and the Democratic calls to denounce them. "Just another reason why she should resign though," he tweeted.

"Coronavirus clearly isn't a hoax," Miller told The Texas Tribune on Thursday. "It's a very serious public health problem."

Cassandra Pollock contributed to this report.

Correction: Due to an editing error, an earlier version of this story misspelled Nueces County.

04 Jun 20:27

Sense of style

by Cassandra Calin

I like to fool myself into thinking that I have any sort of fashion sense.

04 Jun 20:18

I’m the only black person on my team and it seems to be “business as usual” this week

by Ask a Manager

A reader writes:

This has been a very difficult week for me. Right now, thankfully, we’re still being allowed to work from home if we choose. I’m the only black person on my team and the only non-white person on my team, and in every meeting this week I’ve just felt as if there’s this massive elephant in the room while we’re on these video calls. I’ve been doing my best to maintain my composure and keep working, because there is work to get done. On Monday, one of my teammates did reach out to ask me how I’m doing and I responded honestly that I’m not doing well.

What concerned me, at least in the beginning of the week, is that neither my boss nor my grandboss have reached out to me. I’m struggling with whether I should have any expectations of them in this situation. In a follow-up conversation I had with my teammate on Tuesday, she said that apparently it is against a company policy for my management to reach out to me because that would give the impression that I’m being singled out. Frankly, I feel like this is bad policy. I don’t see any harm in a manager, whose job is to take care of the humans on their team, to reach out to a direct report who may be struggling.

I’d be interested to know what you think of this “policy.” I put that in quotes as I don’t know that this is written down somewhere, but it is what I’ve heard, and seems to make sense given that it’s Thursday, and I haven’t had a direct conversation with my manager all week. Also, what kind of expectations should I reasonably have of my employer right now? As the only POC on my team, I just feel so exposed right now. We don’t have any sort of employee affinity groups at the company, so there isn’t a network to lean into. I’ll be asking next week if we can lean into the affinity groups at our parent company, since we do work closely with them.

I’m so sorry. It’s true that generally companies want to ensure that managers don’t treat people differently because of their race because they want to avoid discrimination and harassment, but that applies to things like who gets what feedback/opportunities/access, how assignments are made, and how people are treated on a day-to-day basis. That’s obviously a very partial list, but it doesn’t apply to things like checking in on black employees during a time of incredible pain and trauma.

It’s possible your colleague misunderstood the “policy,” but even if she has, that doesn’t change the fact that no one else has acknowledged the situation to you or checked on how you’re doing.

Ideally your manager would check in with you, acknowledge what’s happening, and ask how she can support you — ideally sharing some options (like pushing back things you don’t have the energy for right now, or offering some time off) so you don’t have to guess at what’s possible.

Sometimes people don’t do that because they feel awkward acknowledging race at work at all … which is a hugely privileged position to be in, as people of color can’t avoid dealing with issues of race all the time.

Sometimes they don’t do it because they’re worried they’ll approach it wrong and make things worse. Sometimes they’re right about that, especially if they don’t already have a trusting relationship with you and if they haven’t already demonstrated a commitment to anti-racism.

But that’s what should be happening.

I’m sorry that you’re being treated as if it’s as business as usual. It not, and it shouldn’t be.

•. •. •. •. •.

Here are some resources for people who want to know how to help (repeated from earlier this week for anyone who missed them):

Your Black Colleagues May Look Like They’re Okay — Chances Are They’re Not

To White Organizational Leaders, Silence is Violence: Here’s What You Should Do Now

Ways Companies Can Act (a thread)

75 Things White People Can Do for Racial Justice

How to Support the Struggle Against Police Brutality

Where to Donate Your Money and Time to Help Protesters

I’m the only black person on my team and it seems to be “business as usual” this week was originally published by Alison Green on Ask a Manager.

04 Jun 20:13

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Entropy

by tech@thehiveworks.com


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I'd like to give a word of thanks to both of you who enjoyed this comic.


Today's News:
04 Jun 12:02

Hidalgo And Turner Urge Local Judges To Halt Evictions Until August

by Elizabeth Trovall, Jen Rice
If Harris County's 16 Justices of the Peace agree, all evictions filed after March 27 would be postponed.
03 Jun 23:06

Eventual Consistency

Later I'm going to get a head start on the heat bath.
03 Jun 19:35

If War Correspondents Reported On the American Protests In the Same Way They Reported On Protests In Other Countries

by Abhik Pramanik

Mass protests and violent riots have broken out in multiple American cities over the past week after the murder of an ethnic minority by heavily-armed paramilitary forces was captured on camera in the city of Minneapolis. The site of repeated instances of state-sponsored terrorism, this once idyllic city in the American midlands is now considered ground zero of a nationwide democratic uprising.

In response to the killing of George Floyd, a multi-ethnic coalition of Americans have taken to the streets to protest the United States’ heavy-handed security apparatus. Remarkably, these protests have organically spread throughout America’s major cities despite ongoing concerns about the renewed transmission of COVID-19, reflecting the depth of anger shared by ethnic minorities in the U.S. after centuries of persecution.

America’s rising death toll from the novel coronavirus — the worst in the world — has disproportionately afflicted the historically oppressed African-American group in the U.S., thanks to deep inequalities in the nation’s crumbling public health infrastructure. Complicating matters, President Donald J. Trump, America’s populist, authoritarian leader, hails from the country’s majority racial group and has fanned the flames of ethnic and religious tension throughout his presidency.

Instigated by President Trump and other right-wing extremists, security forces monitoring these protests in recent days have brutally cracked down on peacefully assembled Americans and foreign correspondents. In response, violent elements unaffiliated with the protest movement have begun setting the property of major corporations ablaze, prompting the intervention of American military forces and raising fears of a significant escalation in the conflict.

While the U.N. Security Council has yet to make a formal statement on the events that have unfolded thus far, world leaders including Iranian Foreign Minister Mohammad Zarif have condemned America’s slide into violence and have floated the use of sanctions on officials close to President Trump to help protect America’s ethnic minorities.

Disregarding pleas from the international community to peacefully resolve the crisis, U.S. President Donald Trump has retreated to a secured bunker where he has doubled down on threats of violence against demonstrators in public statements on Twitter — a platform he has often used to spread misinformation and incite racial conflict.

Concerned about the security of their nations’ respective borders, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador have called for a trilateral summit to help mediate tensions. However, it is unclear yet if President Trump will accept their invitation. Quietly, contingency plans are also being drawn up at NATO headquarters in Brussels to establish a no-fly zone over select American cities to protect protestors if matters worsen.

As a fragile state on the precipice of instability, the United States continues to draw the world’s attention. But can this transitioning democracy hold on long enough before it fractures in place?

03 Jun 19:33

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Premature

by tech@thehiveworks.com


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This happened to me one time.


Today's News:
03 Jun 09:55

Depression nearly stationary in Southern Gulf, watching for late-week impacts

by Eric Berger

Good morning. The Houston region is looking ahead to a warm, mostly sunny week with scattered afternoon showers. Our forecast takes a sharp turn in uncertainty toward the weekend when a tropical depression in the Central Gulf of Mexico likely begins to move toward Texas or Louisiana. We’ll discuss that extensively below.

Also, I’d like to remind readers that to receive timely updates to this site you can subscribe for email updates using the “Subscribe via e-mail” form on the right-hand-side of this page, or follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

Tuesday

Any clouds this morning should clear out later today, leading to mostly sunny skies with light winds. As high pressure builds over the area we may see the atmosphere squeeze out a few isolated showers this afternoon, but we expect they will be brief, with most people staying dry. If you are heading to the march to support George Floyd’s family this afternoon, the biggest weather consideration will be heat. With mostly sunny skies, temperatures will reach about 90 degrees. Lows tonight will be in the low 70s.

High temperature forecast for Tuesday. (Pivotal Weather)

Wednesday

Expect similar conditions on Wednesday, with the possibility of scattered showers, partly to mostly sunny skies, and highs of around 90 degrees.

Thursday through Saturday

The second half of the week will see warmer weather as high pressure continues to build over the area. We are likely to see high temperatures in the low- to mid-90s, with mostly sunny skies, and only slight rain chances during the afternoon hours. Nights will be warm and muggy, in the 70s.

Sunday and beyond

Rain chances are likely to increase on Sunday, but that will depend upon the movement of the tropical depression in the Gulf of Mexico.

Tropical Depression Three

This system is likely to remain very nearly stationary in the far southern Gulf of Mexico until about Friday. (This is partly because it is embedded with a larger pattern of circulating ocean currents known as a gyre). This week the Mexican states of Veracruz, Tabasco, and Campeche can expect very high levels of rainfall. Eventually, the high pressure to the north of the system should weaken, allowing it to move toward the Central Gulf of Mexico.

The depression’s center will remain very near the Mexican coast this week. (National Hurricane Center)

What eventually moves north will depend upon the system’s interaction with land—this is very important. Right now the center of circulation lies just offshore, and it could wobble onto land intermittently over the next few days, helping to limit any intensification, or possibly weakening its organization. The official forecast from the National Hurricane Center calls for a 65-mph tropical storm by Sunday as this system moves into the Central Gulf of Mexico, but it could be significantly weaker, having all but dissipated over Mexico, or stronger, having reached hurricane intensity.

European model ensemble forecast for ultimate path of the depression. (Weather Bell)

The global forecast models continue to indicate that the tropical system will approach the Texas or Louisiana coast by late Sunday or Monday, but again much uncertainty remains about the intensity of the system’s strength and ultimate track. Where the storm goes will depend on the evolution of the high pressure system now moving over Texas. While acknowledging all of this uncertainty, I will say that overnight the global models have subtly shifted from a landfalling storm along the central and upper Texas coast to the upper Texas coast and Louisiana. Should we read much into this? No we should not. Remain wary, but not worried.

We will update this afternoon.

03 Jun 09:23

Comic for 2020.06.02

New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
02 Jun 18:10

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cryogenic

by tech@thehiveworks.com


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When I die, I would like everyone *else* to be frozen.


Today's News:
02 Jun 16:19

In Texas Cities, Protests Over Police Violence Lead To Clashes

by Paul DeBenedetto, Matt Harab, Jen Rice, Mose Buchele, KUT, Claire Mcinerny, KUT, Andrew Weber, KUT, Marisa Charpentier, KUT, Bret Jaspers, KERA, Dominic Anthony Walsh, TPR, Jolene Almendarez, TPR, Kathleen Creedon, TPR
Despite some violent encounters between police and protesters Friday night, Houston's weekend of protests was largely peaceful compared to other cities.
02 Jun 15:58

Houston Closes Roads Ahead Of George Floyd March, Funeral Details Released

by Davis Land
Houston is set for another day of demonstrations, a week ahead of George Floyd's funeral.
02 Jun 12:56

Activision temporarily pauses new 'Call of Duty' seasons

by Rachel England

Activision has officially announced that the new seasons of Modern Warfare, Warzone and Call of Duty: Mobile have been delayed to an unspecified later date, explaining in a Twitter post that “now is not the time,” and that right now “it’s time for those speaking up for equality, justice and change to be seen and heard.”

The statement relates to ongoing protests in the US and around the world, following the alleged murder of George Floyd by police officer Derek Chauvin in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Other companies have taken a similar position with their forthcoming launches. Sony has delayed its PlayStation 5 event, for example, while Electronic Arts has postponed its Madden NFL 21 announcement.

Season 4 of Modern Warfare and Warzone were set to begin across platforms on June 3rd, with the new mobile season slated to begin at the end of the week. Players can expect a new Battle Pass, MP maps, weapons, and more when it does release, but a new start date has not yet been announced.

02 Jun 12:51

Tropical depression forms in the Gulf—but we still don’t know much

by Eric Berger

A low-pressure center has moved from Mexico into the southern Gulf of Mexico, and the National Hurricane Center has determined that Tropical Depression Three has formed. It likely will become Tropical Storm Cristobal within the next 12 to 24 hours. This doesn’t really change much from earlier, as we expected development when the center got over the warm Bay of Campeche. And the most important message I want to leave you with today is that we are a long way from knowing where this system is going, and what it’s going to do.

This image should help explain why:

Tropical Depression Three forecast track. (National Hurricane Center)

In this graphic I have zoomed in on the National Hurricane Center’s 4pm CT Monday five-day track forecast for the depression. Note that it is expected to spend the next four days wobbling around the Southern Gulf of Mexico. It may even go inland and die out, allowing another center to re-form to the north. One thing is sure, regions of Southern Mexico around the Bay of Campeche are going to get drenched.

The forecast models are really struggling with what happens this week as the storm swirls around the Bay of Campeche. Because of this, it is hard to have much confidence in what happens after the next four days. However, the most likely outcome is that some kind of tropical system will eventually move northward toward the Central Gulf of Mexico by Friday or Saturday. Unfortunately, it’s difficult to know how strong it will be, and where it will go thereafter.

Here is a plot of tracks for the depression in the European model ensemble forecast. “L” shows forecast position as of 7am CT on Monday. Highly speculative! (Weathernerds.org)

Based upon the ensemble modeling shown above, Texas and Louisiana remain the most likely destinations. Something may come ashore Sunday-ish, but we just can’t say whether it will take the form of diffuse showers, an organized tropical storm (most likely), or possibly even a hurricane. Looking ahead to the weekend we are so far into the thickets of uncertainty with this depression, given its wobbly nature over the next few days, that it’s not really possible to say more than that. Is heavy rain possible this weekend? Yes. Should we be overly concerned about it yet? Certainly not yet. Could a hurricane hit somewhere along Texas this weekend? Yes. Are the overall chances high, as in 50 percent or higher? As of now, at least, the answer is definitely no. Chances are significantly lower than that.

We’ll have more tomorrow, just don’t expect much more clarity on the situation for a day or two at least. We’re still definitely in wait-and-see mode with this storm.

02 Jun 12:47

update: my new employee keeps tagging us in negative social media posts after we’ve told her to stop

by Ask a Manager

It’s a special “where are you now?” season at Ask a Manager, when I’m running updates from people who had their letters here answered in the past.

Remember the letter-writer whose new employee kept tagging the company and coworkers in negative social media posts even after they told her to stop? Here’s the (amazing) update.

I have a quick, hilarious update for you.

I checked in with my boss and HR about our 30 day review and my instinct to let her go. I was told because of the pandemic and people being stressed out to give her a final warning one more time and let her know we were extending her probation. I get where they were coming from and it’s why I enjoy working with them – they try to be understanding and lead with kindness when someone makes poor choices. The staff member, myself, and my boss met with her via a video conferencing app. Little did I know she was live-streaming her freaking 30 day review. (She legitimately had a screen share app up and was running it on Facebook Live.) There was nothing else I could do then and now but laugh.

We ended the call when we found out about 10 minutes in and wrote up formal termination paperwork that we mailed to her, wishing her well. The team was great about picking up slack and dividing her tasks and projects. We found a contractor for overflow. She emailed me this morning for a reference, which I forwarded to HR.

That’s one for the WTF books.

I am so baffled by this so I asked the letter-writer if she had a theory about what this was all about. Her answer:

We think she’s aiming to be an influencer of some kind. Based on all social media she has (Facebook, tiktok, Instagram, a YouTube channel, Twitter, some multiple accounts) it looks like that’s what she’s aiming for. Good luck to her!

update: my new employee keeps tagging us in negative social media posts after we’ve told her to stop was originally published by Alison Green on Ask a Manager.

02 Jun 11:59

About the San Francisco Protests In Honor of George Floyd, and Remembering Mario Woods, Jessica Williams, and Decynthia Clements

by Dave Eggers

Have you attended a recent protest against police brutality in your city? Do you have a perspective based on what you’ve witnessed happening in your community? We want to hear your story. Please email protest@mcsweeneys.net with your first-person account. Essays can be up to 500 words and should include specific details about your experience. We’re not looking for big picture analysis so much as the small things you’ve seen and been part of that make up the bigger story of what’s happening in America now. Anonymity will be honored if requested. Black voices and other voices of color are encouraged to submit.

- - -

Oh Christ, this hurts so much. It hurt so bad yesterday and last night. On Saturday night in San Francisco, we shouted George Floyd’s name hundreds of times and it seared the soul every time.

A man is gone. He’ll never breathe again. Never laugh. Never love. The earthly existence of George Floyd was ended over suspicion of a $20 forgery. Think of it. Four police officers. Not one. Four cops, together, participated in the slow and public execution of George Floyd.

We are an over-militarized, over-violent, barbarian society. We accept such towering levels of police violence that the rest of the world regards us with disbelief.

*

While the ink of the historical record is wet, I want to emphasize that the protests in San Francisco on Saturday were almost entirely peaceful and were absolutely necessary. Over the course of almost nine hours, hundreds — and, at the protest’s height, about a thousand—passionate and grieving residents shouted Floyd’s name and demanded justice, and insisted on a fundamental restructuring of law enforcement in the United States.

The group I joined in the Mission first made sure the Mission police station remembered the name of Mario Woods, who was shot 20 times in broad daylight by the SFPD in 2015. Woods had been surrounded by at least eight officers and shot when he did not comply with their commands. That no officers were prosecuted for that killing remains a stain on the city’s conscience and a wretched miscarriage of justice. Video of that murder, too, is widely available online, and it makes abundantly clear that Woods posed no threat to anyone. A diminutive and mentally distressed man, surrounded by eight cops, was executed as if by a firing squad.

After Woods was murdered, no one was fired. No one quit. No one went to prison. But after the 2016 shooting of Jessica Williams — an unarmed woman who had led police on a brief car chase — Police Chief Greg Suhr was forced out of office. The officer who shot her in the chest, Justin Erb, was not charged with wrongdoing. Read about Jessica, a mother of five, here.

The reason for the national rage right now is that there has never been accountability. Cops kill citizens and they are — unsurprisingly — not charged by the local prosecutor, with whom they work hand in glove daily. This system of assumed and assured protection, where cops know the local prosecutor has their back, is at the heart of the problem and must be rebuilt from the bottom up.

*

The protesters moved to the 1-80 overpass and were confronted by police who did not want the group blocking the highway. It must be said that the police did not overreact. They stood, took a great deal of verbal abuse, and the demonstrators moved on.

The protest moved to City Hall, where it joined another group of equal size. There, the name of George Floyd was repeated hundreds of times, and it hurt every time. The names of Mario Woods, and Oscar Grant, and Sandra Bland, and Jessica Williams, and Breonna Taylor, and Eric Garner were justly remembered, too. And these are only the most recent of more publicized names. When we remember George Floyd, we must also remember Stephon Clark, Terrence Crutcher, Tamir Rice, Philando Castile, Alton Sterling, Walter Scott, Eric Harris… Those are only some of the names from the last few years. There are too many more. To even say their names, all their names, would take weeks.

After City Hall, we walked between the Asian Art Museum and the SF Main Library and onto Market. Sporadic police blockades forced us to wind through downtown and up to Union Square. At Geary, there was a significant police presence, and the group began to move east again. That’s when I heard, about fifty feet ahead, the breaking of glass and a general commotion at the corner of Geary and Taylor.

Someone had broken a large window at the Swarovski showroom, but immediately young protest leaders blocked access to the store. I was there, and can say unequivocally that the vast majority of the protesters, then and throughout the night, were vocally opposed to any vandalism or theft. And the majority of the looting happened long after the majority of the protesters had passed.

By the time the group crossed Market en route to Mission Street — via the pedestrian passageway just west of the Contemporary Jewish Museum — the crowd had separated itself into two distinct groups. The peaceful protesters moved west and ended up at Octavia and Market, where they blocked the 101 onramp and, in spirited but peaceful protest, continued to honor the memory of George Floyd and the countless other Americans killed by police. The other, far smaller group, broke into a handful of stores.

*

Much of the media coverage has focused on these property crimes, which are absolutely nothing compared to the theft of a man’s life.

We can’t forget that George Floyd was killed on a Minneapolis street in the middle of the day. This kind of police brutality is so normalized that it unfolded in public, over nine minutes. People filmed it.

While attention is focused on Americans’ deaths at the hands of police, I urge you to take a look at the Guardian / Washington Post compilation of those who have been shot and killed by police in recent years. The average is almost 1,100 a year. England averages about 2.

That our society and elected leaders tolerate this is bewildering. Over the decades, an endless list of Americans have been martyred by our structurally racist and ultraviolent police response, and always our society finds ways to justify it. The victim moved suddenly. He resisted arrest. Had a prior conviction. Was holding something we thought was a gun. Was acting erratically.

Only recently have we begun to see some degree of accountability. The arrest of Floyd’s murderer, Derek Chauvin, is a step. The arrest of Chauvin’s three accomplices must follow. Soon.

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Next, can we do something about the unpunished murders that preceded Floyd’s?

For years, I’ve been tracking a particular subset of police killings — the murder of the mentally ill and those in mental distress. These account for almost a third of police shootings, and while we’re remembering the names of the dead, I want to bring your attention to Decynthia Clements.

Like George Floyd, her death was captured on camera. The footage was actually released by the police in Elgin, Illinois, because the police department felt it exonerated the officers involved. (In fact, the cop who shot Clements was cleared of wrongdoing.)

But if you have a strong stomach, look at the footage now. It’s easy to find. Her death provoked local protest and some national attention, but her memory fades every day. But her murder is every bit as horrific and unjustifiable as that of George Floyd.

For those who can’t watch the murder, it began, like Floyd, with a Black American sitting alone in a car. Police asked her what she was doing, and Clements drove off. She was chased by police for miles, until she finally pulled over on Interstate 90.

For a long stretch, almost an hour, the police at the scene seemed to be doing the right thing. They waited. They patiently asked Clements to get out of the car. Clements, inside, appeared in visible mental distress. In fact, during the hour-long wait, the police involved got word over the radio that Clements had a history of mental illness. Did the police call for an ambulance? Any mental-health experts? No.

Eventually a fire broke out inside Clements’ car. This is where the footage is so mind-twisting that no rational person can justify what happens next. A 90-pound woman is inside a car, and the interior of her car fills with fire and smoke. But the police do not help. They tell her to get out of the car with her hands up.

When she finally opens the door, the police see a tiny woman who has just inhaled minutes of smoke. She staggers from the car on the side of the road. At this point all of humanity would react the same way: they would rush to her and help her. But when she falls, half-dead, from the car, the police see she’s holding a kitchen knife. A 90-pound smoke-addled woman is holding a kitchen knife while falling from her smoke-filled car. So one of the officers shot her twice in the head and once in the chest. She was killed instantly.

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The officer who shot her twice in the head and once in the chest is named Christian Jensen. Days after the shooting, he said, “Iam totally comfortable with what happened.”

After being cleared of wrongdoing, he was reinstated to the Elgin Police Department in September of 2019.

This person should not be wearing a badge or carrying a gun.

It’s been encouraging to see, in recent days, so many law enforcement representatives denounce George Floyd’s murder.

Now let’s examine the killing of Mario Woods again. And Decynthia Clements. Because their killers were never charged, it’s not too late to do so now.

02 Jun 05:09

Socrates Invents Western Civilization

Plato: "Hey Socrates,what are you doing?"
Socrates: "Oh...not much, Plato, just
laying down the foundations
of Western Civilization for the
next few thousand years."

Plato: "Oh, cool, can I take a look?"
Socrates: "Of course."
Description: It is just a piece of paper that says "everyone is an idiot"

Plato: "That's your entire idea?"
Socrates: "No, uh...I have other ideas too."

Socrates: "See? Here's the good part."
Description: it now says "everyone is an idiot except for Socrates."

Plato: "Socrates, this isn't anything. No one is going to read this."
Socrates: "You just don't get it!"

Socrates, throwing away the paper: "In fact, i just decided that my ideas can't be written down. It's more about having discussions."

Plato: "So what does that mean?"

Socrates, storming out the door: "It means I have to go tell everyone that they are idiots to their face. That's REAL philosophy!"

Plato: "Somehow I get the feeling that this isn't going to end well...."
01 Jun 22:27

I Am Your Progressive Mayor and I Think We Need to Cut Our Roving Death Squads a Bit of Slack

by Bob Vulfov

“New York Mayor Bill de Blasio defended the New York City Police Department after a pair of the force’s SUVs drove into a crowd during Saturday’s protest against George Floyd’s death.” — NBC News, 5/31/20

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To the citizens of our massive, diverse metropolis who are awaiting bold, progressive leadership during these tumultuous times: please know that I am here, and I am listening. Also, I would like you to stop being mean to the roving death squads that have plunged our city into a violent dystopia. They are my special little guys, and I will not stand for you criticizing their needless brutality. I was voted into office on a progressive platform of criminal justice reform, and I promise to get to all those important issues any minute now. But first, I need to have your word that you’ll start giving our city’s extrajudicial killers a tiny bit of slack.

Nobody is perfect, least of all the overfunded, under-regulated, and militaristic sociopaths to whom I have given a license to kill. Just because someone steps on the gas pedal and launches their 6,000-pound vehicle in the direction of a bunch of defenseless protestors doesn’t mean they are inherently a bad person. We all need to come together and support the brave paramilitary organization that’s operating with inadequate training and uncontrollable bloodlust. That is the only way our city can start to heal and grow from all of this.

Have you ever stopped to ask yourselves if the problem doesn’t lie with our city’s murder cowboys, but rather, with the protestors who are voicing their opposition to people being murdered with impunity? Have you considered that maybe the real enemies are not the freaks LARPing as troops in our city streets, but those who want a safer and more equitable world for everyone? I have, and that is why I am taking this opportunity to give a press conference and say the worst thing at the worst possible time.

In many ways, I do wish our city’s manslaughter technicians would curb some of their more violent reactions to demonstrators. But what can I really do? I’m only in charge of the entire city’s budget and bureaucracy. Do you really expect me to sit down and adjust the funding for these trigger-happy maniacs? That’s quite a leap. And frankly, I’d prefer to just continue masquerading as a progressive without taking any of the difficult stances that would be required of a truly progressive mayor. Did I mention I ran on a platform of police reform?

Plus, what would adjusting the roving death squads’ funding even do, other than remove the military hardware and war on crime mentality from people who are clearly incapable of viewing their job as anything other than hostile threat elimination? My hands are tied. I’m basically forced to continue giving them the budget of a smaller country’s entire military. What I ask of our city’s citizens is to have a bit of faith in the roving death squads. They are people, just like you and me. If you’re being pepper-sprayed or run over by a car due to the death squads, you need to take a moment and ask yourself what you’ve done to put yourself in that position.

01 Jun 22:25

The Only Acceptable Form of Black Protest Is to Stand in This Field In Rural Nebraska and Scream Into the Void

by Carlos Greaves

In light of the recent protests happening all across the country, some of which have resulted in riots, vandalism, and looting, we would like to remind all Black Americans that any forms of violent protest are unacceptable in this country, and that any property damage, theft, or injury resulting from these violent protests will be swiftly and severely punished. The death of one Black man is no excuse for this utterly disgraceful behavior. Black Americans should know better than to engage in the kind of mob violence strictly reserved for Super Bowl victory celebrations and spring break on Panama City Beach.

Now, it’s also important to note that, given our aversion to violent Black protests, you might be tempted to think that we would be in favor of non-violent forms of Black protest, but that’s not exactly the case either. The problem with non-violent Black protests, like kneeling during the National Anthem, is that they’re disrespectful to the American flag. And we all know the American flag is sacred and should only be utilized in respectful ways, like printing it on bikini tops, turning it into a poncho for Kid Rock, or using it to advertise the Carl’s Jr. Thickburger.

In fact, there is only one acceptable way that you, as Black Americans, can express your outrage at the centuries of cruelty and exploitation perpetrated upon you by this nation, and that is to stand in this federally designated strip of grassland in rural Nebraska and shout your frustrations at the top of your lungs into the howling prairie winds.

The Nebraska Expression of Genuine Racial Outrage Exclusivity Zone, or NEGROEZ, is a ten-foot by twenty-foot parcel of land off of State Highway 61 between Merriman, NE, and Hyannis, NE. The United States government has earmarked this area for the specific purpose of giving Black Americans a place where they can demonstrate their anger at the injustice they experience every day in America in an appropriate manner. At the NEGROEZ, and only at the NEGROEZ, Black Americans are allowed to express their rage in any way they see fit, provided it involves some form of primal screaming that nobody else can hear.

NEGROEZ was created by President Harding in 1921 shortly after the Greenwood Massacre in Tulsa, when a white mob destroyed 35 square blocks of what was, at the time, the wealthiest Black community in the United States, because a Black man had just been falsely accused of assaulting a white woman in a nearby neighborhood. Fearing retaliatory attacks (which never materialized) President Harding did what any president would do and carved out a tiny little strip of prairie for the specific purpose of giving Black Americans their own special place where they could grieve, express their anger, and heal and that, coincidentally, would also be far enough away from civilization that nobody else would witness their anger and be tempted to do something to help.

That being said, there are still a few ground rules that must be observed when visiting NEGROEZ. These include:

  • No smoking
  • No congregating in groups of five or more
  • No cell phone use (the reception is terrible anyway)
  • No music
  • No children
  • No camping
  • No loudspeakers
  • No drinking (including water)
  • No sudden movements
  • No conversation (other than screaming into the void)
  • No flash photography
  • Portable electronics must remain in airplane mode during the duration on your visit

Also note that the hours for NEGROEZ are between 11 AM – 1 PM on the first Tuesday of February, with the exception of leap years when the park does not open at all. Anyone visiting NEGROEZ during any other time will be subject to a fine of up to $300.

Similarly, anyone found protesting just outside of the designated NEGROEZ will also be subject to a fine and possible imprisonment. This is an especially common occurrence since the combination of over 60 inches of annual snowfall and the fast growth rate of grasses native to the Great Plains such as Big Bluestem and Switchgrass means that any markers put in place tend to get obscured pretty quickly. However, the approximate location of NEGROEZ is provided here for reference:

We hope you’ve found this reminder to be useful, and that, moving forward, you will limit any and all forms of Black protest, be they violent or non-violent, to this little patch of land in the Cornhusker State that’s been specifically set aside for that purpose. Thank you for your cooperation, and remember: we feel your pain, Black America. We just don’t want to hear it, see it, or have to deal with it in any way. So enjoy yelling into those prairie winds!

01 Jun 22:14

Mountain Lesson

by Reza
01 Jun 16:48

The City of Minneapolis Releases Statements of Probable Cause for Other Notable Violent Incidents

by Jessica M. Goldstein

“The autopsy revealed no physical findings that support a diagnosis of traumatic asphyxia or strangulation. Mr. Floyd had underlying health conditions, including coronary artery disease and hypertensive heart disease. The combined effects of Mr. Floyd being restrained by police, his underlying health conditions, and any potential intoxicants in his system likely contributed to his death.”
The City of Minneapolis’ statement of probable cause in George Floyd’s death

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We understand that Joan of Arc was prone to visions, which she believed were messages from angels and saints telling her that she was chosen by God to lead France. Of course, we now understand these visions to be the sign not of divine intervention but of an unwell mind. This merely confirms our longheld hunch that Joan’s pre-existing mental condition was the key factor in her demise at nineteen, which — coincidentally, and in a completely unrelated matter — was simultaneous with, but not the result of, her being burned at the stake.

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The thing is, Marie Antoinette wasn’t exactly a paragon of fitness and wellness when the French people called for her head. Famously, she subsisted largely on champagne and pastries. Her cholesterol and blood sugar were sky-high, plus she was deficient in all the essential vitamins. As we all know, malnutrition kills. Do guillotines also kill? Sometimes! But any rational person would conclude that Marie’s death was surely due as much to her poor dietary habits as from having her head severed from her body by a giant, weighted blade.

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Alexander Hamilton was obviously in poor health — grieving his dead son, nursing self-imposed humiliation over his affair — when he went to Weehawken the morning of his death. While it involved a bullet that presumably was dislodged from a weapon by some other individual, it feels much more pertinent to note that Alexander was wearing his glasses when he died. So like… his vision was bad. It was not good. Cause of death: Astigmatism, probably.

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Honestly, when you think about it, isn’t it more accurate to say that John Lennon was killed by society?

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While approximately 300 Lakota men, women, and children died during their encounter with the United States Army at Wounded Knee, it feels presumptuous and a little unfair to assume that the former were slaughtered by the latter. Basically, it was a people with guns versus people without guns situation, so we can see why you might assume it was a massacre. But, really, anything could have happened there. Maybe it was just like… a bad crop that year? Food poisoning! Yeah, food poisoning. We’re just gonna go with that.

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By the time he was nailed to the cross, Jesus Christ was severely dehydrated. He literally said, “I am thirsty.” And then they just gave him wine, so on top of being dehydrated, he also had intoxicants in his system. So, yeah, when you think about it that way, it’s a no-brainer what really killed Jesus (too much booze, not enough water, etc.) and what didn’t kill him (being crucified, bleeding out, etc.).

01 Jun 16:46

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Extinguish

by tech@thehiveworks.com


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Evolving to be cute just wasn't enough.


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01 Jun 11:29

Comic for 2020.06.01

New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
01 Jun 11:28

Awkward Zombie - Hair out of Place

by tech@thehiveworks.com

New comic!

Today's News:

Hey, Grody Wilderness Man is a popular haircut right now, that could be anyone.

01 Jun 01:42

George Floyd, the man whose death sparked US unrest

He was an athlete, friend and father whose life and struggles were emblematic of any American.
31 May 22:45

Bots suspected to be behind rapid spread of coronavirus conspiracy theories on Twitter

by Kate McKenna

A new Australian report suggests the conspiracy theory that coronavirus is a biological weapon has been amplified on Twitter through the "coordinated" efforts of clusters of mainly Pro-Trump, QAnon and Republican partisan accounts.