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21 Oct 14:38

Dry and warm for the next week, but change is possible near the end of the month

by Eric Berger

In brief: The forecast for this week is fairly boring. If you like dynamic change you’re out of luck, as our days for at least the next week will be rather warm, sunny, but with modestly drier air. Nights will be somewhat cool, but definitely not chilly. Although rain chances are essentially zero for the next seven days, but there starts to be some hope for precipitation after that.

A cool spell ends

The second half of last week produced the region’s first run of cooler-than-normal temperatures since early September, with a couple of days with high temperatures in the 70s, and a few nights in the 40s and 50s. This provided a nice preview of fall-like weather, but our daytime highs are headed back into the upper 80s later this week.

Well, that was nice while it lasted. (National Weather Service)

However our nights will remain a touch cooler, with slightly drier air from the northeast helping to cool us off into the low- to mid-60s most nights. As for rain, we’ve been talking about how dry things have been, and that is not going to change this week. However, I have some hope for some change in a little more than a week from now.

Monday

High temperatures will reach the mid-80s today, with sunny skies. Winds will generally be from the east, at about 5 to 10 mph. Skies will be mostly sunny, but with dewpoints in the 50s, the air will feel fairly dry. Low temperatures will drop into the lower 60s tonight. Clear skies should continue to prevail.

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday

There won’t be much change in the weather this week after today. Each day will see mostly sunny skies, with high temperatures ranging from the lower 80s near the coast, upper-80s for much of the city, and about 90 degrees for inland areas. The air will be modestly dry, and this will help push highs so warm (90-degree days in late October are no unheard of, but they’re quite rare). Lows will drop into the low- to mid-60s for most locations away from the coast, so nights and evenings will be pleasant.

Saturday and Sunday

Not much changes this weekend. A (very) weak front may push highs back down into the mid-80s, and take a degree or two off nighttime temperatures. But we should continue to see sunny days and cool-ish nights. If you have outdoor plans for the weekend, you can make them with confidence.

There is a decent signal for rain chances beginning around next Wednesday. (Weather Bell)

Next week

The forecast for next week is uncertain. There are hints of a front in the Monday timeframe, or possibly later in the week, but I don’t have great confidence in any of that happening for sure. However, we may finally see a break from a pattern in which high pressure prevails. Most of our modeling guidance does suggest that Houston may start to see some better rain chances by around Wednesday or Thursday of next week. Now that’s nine or ten days into the future, so I would not set out your cisterns just yet. But it does provide some hope after a very dry fall.

21 Oct 14:36

Four people dead after helicopter crashes into radio tower in Houston’s East End Sunday evening

by Sarah Grunau
Flames erupted near the intersection of Engelke and Ennis streets after a helicopter apparently hit the tower just before 8 p.m., according to the Houston Fire Department. 
21 Oct 14:35

A legal battle spared Robert Roberson’s life, for now. Here’s what happens next.

by Kayla Guo, The Texas Tribune
The Texas Supreme Court halted Roberson’s execution late Thursday — the first time in Texas history, experts believed, that one high court blocked an execution that was already approved by the other.
21 Oct 14:35

Early voting in the Houston area begins Monday. Here’s what to know

by Sarah Grunau
Early voting in Harris County runs from Monday until Nov. 1. 88 polling locations around Harris County will open up at 7 a.m. Monday and close at 7 p.m.
21 Oct 13:20

Early voting is underway in Texas. Here’s a guide to your rights at the polls.

by By María Méndez
In-person early voting in Texas runs from Oct. 21 to Nov. 1. Our guide outlines your voting rights, where to vote, and the necessary steps for early voting.
21 Oct 13:16

colleague wants help raising money for a bad idea, CEO doesn’t want anonymous questions, and more

by Ask a Manager

This post was written by Alison Green and published on Ask a Manager.

It’s five answers to five questions. Here we go…

1. Church member at my job wants help raising money for a bad idea

I work for a small church, of which I am also a member. Laurel has been a member for many years and works as a freelance bookkeeper. For many years, the church supported her ministry (for the sake of anonymity, let’s say it’s tree planting trips to Chile) through an ongoing support group and individual donations. She raises about $10,000 yearly. I spent around 100 hours last year working on administrative tasks for Laurel’s project.

I am a terrible bookkeeper and caused Laurel much consternation. I do other parts of the job well, so the church kept me on and has contracted with Laurel to work as the bookkeeper one day a week. We’ve clashed over minor but irritating things, like can a small office fit both the new desk that Laurel added, and a couch that she likes.

Today, a member of her group contacted me to see if I could look for grants that would help pay for Laurel’s upcoming trip. In looking online for more info about Laurel’s work, I was surprised to find out she has no forestry background, no training in habitat restoration, or any background on Chilean ecology. She decides on her own where and what trees should be planted. It turns out that she’s planting trees that aren’t native to Chile and are bad for the soil, and missionaries from our church have a long history in the region of making local people feel terrible about those trees when they die.

I have a graduate and undergraduate degree in forestry, and one of them is specifically in South American habitat restoration. I’ve worked in the field for a decade, spent time in Peru studying tree restoration programs, and published a paper on the topic. While I don’t use that now, I’m qualified to evaluate whether a tree planting program is more likely to harm than help. Laurel’s program is harmful.

$10,000 is an outrageous amount of money to raise for the length and scope of her project. She has always provided financial reports to her group, which I have not read. I suspect the amount is high because of things like Laurel giving money directly to local farmers she’s made friends with. She also pays for a class of travel that an older person would need to be comfortable, and compensates herself for the lost bookkeeping income she incurs during these trips. I don’t think she’s scamming anyone; I do think this whole thing is harmful to Chileans and a terrible use of money.

I assume no one has said anything over the years about Laurel’s planting trips to Chile because “I am called to restore habitats in Chile, will you help me?” is a hard ask to cast doubt on, plus takes some pretty niche knowledge to question.

None of this is sitting right with me. How much of this is my business? How much of this is bitch-eating-crackery about the office couch and sweating to get Laurel’s donation reports right? Should I say something to Laurel’s committee member or my supervisor, and if so, what?

Yes, you should say something to your manager. She’s misusing church money (even if unintentionally) and causing harm rather than helping, and you happen to be particularly equipped to see that in ways that others there aren’t. Frame it as: “Jane asked me to look for grants to help fund Laurel’s trip and in doing that I learned XYZ. I’m concerned because ___ and it seems like a poor use of church money and resources. I don’t feel comfortable with what I learned so I’m bringing it to you.” Make sure to mention your background in the field as well.

It’s your business because you’re part of the organization supporting her. It’s not bitch-eating-crackery because these are serious issues. You might feel extra agitated since you’re not Laurel’s biggest fan, but the issues are legitimate ones that you’d have an ethical obligation to raise even if she were your best friend.

For what it’s worth, Laurel shouldn’t be in charge of bookkeeping if that gives her extra autonomy over the funds that ultimately flow her way. And “compensates herself for the lost bookkeeping income she incurs during these trips” is particularly alarming — does that have someone else’s sign-off? That means the church is essentially employing her on these missions and makes her less of a volunteer, and that amplifies all these concerns further.

2. CEO said anonymous questions about the company cause resentment

My organization lost a major contract recently, and we’re preparing for layoffs of a few departments in the next few months. Everyone’s stressed out about it and there are a lot of unknowns, so the CEO is doing weekly all-staff meetings, optional for non-senior staff. These have mostly been Q&A sessions, with occasional announcements as more information is available.

In our most recent meeting, someone asked whether it would be possible for staff to ask questions anonymously, since some of these are hard topics. We don’t really have a culture where people need to fear reprisal, but all the same, it seems totally reasonable to me why someone wouldn’t feel comfortable asking questions publicly. Our CEO’s response was that in the past, when we’ve had ways for staff to provide anonymous feedback, the people who put their name on theirs were resentful of those who didn’t, and that people should find another way to ask their questions. (For context about those past ways, they were short-lived. Once people started asking hard questions — about DEI concerns, mainly — leadership made excuses to get rid of them.)

Is that answer as BS as I think it is? If we’re concerned about staff being resentful of each other, I’m much more concerned about the people who’ve been denied anonymity being resentful, especially toward leadership and the organization in general! I know there’s nothing I can do about this — I don’t have that kind of influence — but it feels pretty slimy to me and I’d love a reality check.

Yeah, that’s a BS and cowardly answer. When everyone is offered the opportunity to ask anonymous questions, people who choose to attach their names anyway don’t tend to be resentful of the people who don’t! That’s a really odd argument.

If anyone felt resentful at the time, it’s a lot more more likely that it was the leadership — who were getting confronted with uncomfortable questions and who knew the anonymity was making people more willing to ask them.

3. Is it weird to mention you researched your interviewers on LinkedIn?

Is it a faux pas for a candidate to read the LinkedIn profiles of the interviewers — and mention it during the interview during the normal course of conversation?

Are candidates supposed to pretend they are not doing their homework? How many interviewers are not expecting to be looked up at all?

It’s a faux pas if you do it in a creepy way (like you have their complete professional history memorized and make sure to mention you know all five of the states they’ve lived in) or if you try to shoehorn what you found into the conversation in an unnatural way. It’s not a faux pas if it comes up organically and is relevant to the conversation — like “I saw you worked at the Taco Union — I used the research you put out on guacamole-to-jalapeño ratio in my last job” or “I saw you used to work with Valentina Mulberry — she’s been a mentor of mine for a long time” or so forth.

4. My new office building keeps giving me static shocks

My office recently consolidated locations with our parent organization over the summer, which I was fine with (shorter commute!) until, to my horror, I started experiencing static shocks almost every time I touch a metal door handle, elevator button, dishwasher, etc. Every time I reach for anything metal, I am flinching in anticipation of a shock, which has been noticed by coworkers. Sometimes from me yanking my hand back in pain, and other times from the very audible crackle of static.

It is definitely localized to this new office location as I don’t have these static problems outside or at home or anywhere else, but I’ve asked around and no one else has confirmed they have this issue. It is starting to genuinely impact my mood in the office as I am now nervous about anything metal, but somehow it seems like a silly thing to ask about. Is a request to increase building humidity reasonable? Is there any advice for what I can do to make my office day less shocking? Help!

It’s definitely reasonable to talk to someone in facilities or similar and explain you’re regularly getting static shocks in the building, and ask if they can increase the humidity and/or do an anti-static treatment in the building. You could also consider bringing in a humidifier for your own work area (which won’t help with the rest of the building but will at least help with the area you’re in most often), trying an anti-static wristband (although there’s conflicting info on whether or not they work), and also moisturizing the hell out of your hands. And while this is getting way outside of my area of expertise, I do see advice online that wearing natural fabrics rather than synthetics can help. Anyone else?

5. Should I reach out to someone who previously offered me a job?

Two and a half years ago, I was job searching and ended up in a great position — I had two offers the same week. I did some negotiating and when I accepted one offer, I called the other folks and let them know how much I enjoyed the interview process with them. They let me know that they’d love to hear from me if I ever wanted to come work for them.

I’m starting to job search a little now, and I saw a position posted with that agency that fits my experience very well. I applied on the job posting site, but would it be too much to also send an email to the folks I had previously interviewed with? A quick LinkedIn search shows they’re still with the agency.

Not too much at all. They invited you to contact them in exactly these circumstances, and you should. Say something like, “We met in 2022 when I interviewed for the X position on your team. I ended up declining your offer but really enjoyed our conversations and learning about the work you do, and you asked me to let you know if my circumstances ever changed. I’m thinking about moving on from my current role and saw you’re hiring for Y. I’d love to talk with you again if you think I might be a match for that role.” And include your resume.

21 Oct 06:57

Contrition

https://www.oglaf.com/contrition/

21 Oct 06:56

Awkward Zombie - Changing Horses Mid-Ocean

by tech@thehiveworks.com

New comic!

Today's News:

Individual seahorses getting tired the more you race them is a neat mechanic to try to govern the number of races you can complete in one visit to the Sea People's village, but it takes so long for them to recover that it feels more efficient to just cycle in new seahorses instead of growing attached to any one horse, somewhat defeating that idea.


And yes: I am going to eat the losers.

21 Oct 02:10

Canadian takes full five seconds to translate “doughnut hole” to “Timbit”

by Derek Schultz

ANN ARBOR, MI ― Kitchener native Tobias Sanders took a solid five seconds today to work out the meaning of his American friend Cory Easton’s invitation to “grab some doughnut holes” at a local shop while visiting him in Michigan.  The conversation quickly descended into a passionate rant as Sanders defended the honour of both […]

The post Canadian takes full five seconds to translate “doughnut hole” to “Timbit” appeared first on The Beaverton.

20 Oct 23:53

Surprise, surprise with two named storms in the Atlantic today

by Matt Lanza

Headlines

  • Yesterday’s invests are today’s named storms.
  • Nadine is moving inland in Central America and Mexico, producing locally heavy rainfall.
  • Oscar is a micro hurricane north of Hispaniola bringing rough conditions to the Turks and Caicos Islands and perhaps the southeastern Bahamas and parts of Cuba.

Tropical Storm Nadine

Yesterday we noted that Invest 95L had a shot to become a depression or low-end tropical storm before moving into Central America today. That is indeed what happened, as Tropical Storm Nadine formed from the mess, and it is now moving inland.

Total rainfall from Nadine should be in excess of 12 inches (300 mm) in portions of Mexico. (NOAA WPC)

Nadine is primarily a rainmaker, and flash flooding is a good bet for portions of the Yucatan, Belize, and Veracruz and Oaxaca. No further strengthening is expected.

Hurricane Oscar

The Oscar for most surprising storm of the season goes to Oscar! Not only did we get a tropical storm out of Invest 94L, we got Hurricane Oscar.

Hurricane Oscar is a tiny, tiny storm with 80 mph winds. (Weathernerds.org)

Hurricane-force winds extend out a total of 5 miles from the center, while tropical storm force winds extend out about 45 miles. Oscar could best be described as a “microcane.” Still, those winds are bearing down on the Turks and Caicos Islands and moving toward the southeastern Bahamas. Widespread tropical storm and isolated hurricane conditions are likely with this as it passes through.

Oscar is expected to drift southwest-ward into or near Cuba by Monday before turning northeast out to sea. (NOAA NHC)

Nothing about Oscar is simple. Storms this small will periodically be big misses in the model world, underscoring the value of reconnaissance flights and other observational tools. Modeling completely whiffed on this yesterday and even up to this morning. This is another post for another day, but thankfully the forecast has been updated, and it now appears we have some solid footing on Oscar for folks in the Turks and Caicos and Bahamas, as well as in Cuba. At this point, no threat to the U.S. is seen, as wind shear is too high just west of here, something that should make Oscar grouchy early next week. Interests in Cuba and the southwest Atlantic should continue monitoring Oscar’s progress.

19 Oct 18:52

30% Of Border Patrol Cameras Broken

by The Onion Staff

Nearly one third of the cameras in the Border Patrol’s primary surveillance system along the southern U.S. border are not working, with an internal memo blaming outdated equipment and repair issues. What do you think?

“Luckily God sees all.”

Raymond Beck, Yogurt Thickener

“Probably for the best. I always look terrible in border patrol pics.”

Olivia Rees, Belt Reinforcer

“Like they always say, Big Brother is watching about 70% of the time.”

Georgi Vosper, Alibi Organizer

The post 30% Of Border Patrol Cameras Broken appeared first on The Onion.

19 Oct 18:51

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Spirit

by Zach Weinersmith


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19 Oct 12:27

Experimental Astrophysics

Our experiment will be expensive, but we believe it will produce important spin-offs, especially if we manage to hit the sun from the right angle.
18 Oct 22:16

U.S. Treasury Uses AI To Prevent Billions In Fraud

by The Onion Staff

The U.S. Treasury Department said its expanded use of machine learning systems helped detect and prevent billions of dollars in fraudulent payments in 2024, claiming the approach contributed to the recovery of more than $4 billion. What do you think?

“Pretty soon we’ll be able to commit fraud and solve it without needing a single human.”

Baxter Wright, Water Rationer

“Further proof there are zero beneficial applications of AI.”

Andy Tobish, Husky Breeder

“Good. I need to protect the $7 in my account.”

Helena Archer, Word Counter

The post U.S. Treasury Uses AI To Prevent Billions In Fraud appeared first on The Onion.

18 Oct 20:39

What Your Twelve-Foot Home Depot Skeleton Says About Your Recent Divorce

by Patrick Coyne

Your Wife Never Truly Loved Halloween

She claims she used to be in love with All Hallow’s Eve and that she spent years trying to work things out with the spooky season. But it’s become abundantly clear that she is a liar. Your wife never loved Halloween. And you know what? GOOD. Halloween doesn’t need her anyway. Halloween’s got candy corn, Freddy Krueger, and peeled grapes that feel like eyeballs. And someday, I’m sure Halloween will find someone who loves it for the holiday it truly is, not the idealized holiday she wishes Halloween was.

The Skeleton Wasn’t Really the "Last Straw”

She says the divorce isn’t because of the skeleton; the skeleton is just the latest example of your selfish and irresponsible behavior, and she’s fed up trying to raise her children and an immature man-child husband. But nah, it’s definitely because of the skeleton. If you ask me, she’s probably just jealous that you have a cool giant skeleton. Also, she’s the immature one. And she’s stupid.

Your Wife Has Already Moved on to Christmas

It’s still October, and your wife, like some promiscuous, two-timing Target seasonal section, is already putting away the Halloween decorations and getting the Christmas crap out of the attic. Apparently, she’s telling her friends she’s so much happier with Christmas, because Santa’s got a job and actually gives a damn about kids. Plus, Santa doesn’t spend every night getting plastered in the basement watching Hammer horror movies. Well, good riddance.

Twelve-Foot Decorative Skeletons
Pair Well with Scotch and Puddle of Mudd

Yeah, you’ve been drinking. So what? Who says you’re not allowed to unwind and blast Puddle of Mudd’s 2001 post-grunge masterpiece Come Clean on your own front lawn? By the way, you know who never gets on your case about having a drink and enjoying some POM? Your skeleton. The skeleton truly gets you in a way she never did.

This Skeleton’s Not Going Anywhere

Oh, you thought once All Saints Day rolls around, this twelve-foot skeleton would just be packed away and out of your life forever? Fat chance, babe. You can hire all the divorce lawyers and file all the restraining orders you want, but this skeleton isn’t going anywhere. Thanksgiving? The skeleton’s putting on an oversized pilgrim hat and holding some giant foam maize. Oh, and Valentine’s Day? A big ol’ diaper and bow and arrow. World AIDS Day? Okay, maybe not that one. But my point is you can’t cut this novelty skeleton out of your life so easily. Big Bonesy is staying RIGHT HERE.

There Are Plenty of Halloween Decorations in the Sea

Maybe this is a blessing in disguise, actually. After fifteen long years of you and your wife putting out the same old, tired decorations every single October, things have gotten very stale. You tried to liven things up in the past by introducing a few inflatables into your marriage, but even then, the passion for Halloween was long gone. But let’s not dwell on that. It’s time to breathe some new life into this long-dead haunted house. It’s time to start playing the field.

Maybe you’ll start cruising the local Spirit Halloween stores and pick up a random little animatronic spider for a quick roll in the hay. Or you could get really freaky and meet some fellow Halloween enthusiasts at a motel for an anonymous decorations swap. The world is your spooky oyster, my friend.

18 Oct 20:15

Library Leaders Forum: Annual Gathering Highlights a ‘Critical Moment for Libraries’

by Caralee Adams

In the wake of a rapid-fire cyberattack on the Internet Archive, Brewster Kahle reassured participants at the 2024 Library Leaders Forum that the organization’s data is safe, and employees are working around the clock to fully restore services.  

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“It’s been a little challenging,” said Kahle, the Internet Archive’s founder and digital librarian on being hit on October 8 with a distributed denial-of-service (DDoS) attack. “We’re taking a cautious, deliberate approach towards rebuilding and strengthening our defenses. Our priority is to ensure that the Internet Archive is stronger and more secure.”

The Internet Archive’s Wayback Machine is up and running, Kahle told those at the October 17 virtual forum. Other services are progressively coming back online—although some are in a read-only mode for now.

The Internet Archive is not alone in being the target of a malicious cyberattack: The British Library and Calgary Public Library have also been victims, said Chris Freeland, moderator of the forum and director of library services.

“This is a critical moment for libraries, including our own. As a library system, together, we are facing unprecedented challenges with book bans, defunding, and now cyberattacks,” Freeland said.

Still, the Internet Archive staff and community partners remain focused on digital preservation and providing access to needed materials that serve the public interest.

WATCH THE SESSION RECORDING

Even before the technical disruption last week, Elizabeth MacLeod said the digitization teams have a contingency plan in place so scanners can work offline until systems are operational again. MacLeod manages the Internet Archive’s seven regional scanning centers and digital operations in many partner libraries.

Mek Karpeles said the Internet Archive’s Open Library, a community catalog of book metadata run by staff and volunteers, thrives by being public and open.

“Because of this whole ecosystem, Open Library’s core services have been able to continue to run,” in the aftermath of the cyberattack, Mek said. “The data is all safe, and we’re taking this opportunity to prioritize security and ensure reader privacy for our patrons.”

The cyberattack was humbling, said Mark Graham, director of the Wayback Machine, and underscored the essential service the team provides.

The Wayback Machine adds more than 1 billion URLs a day, including every URL added to every Wikipedia article across 320 languages, and URLs shared on X, and Reddit. It has rescued more than 22 million broken links in 467 Wikis.

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“We are weaving ourselves and being woven more integrally into the web itself—becoming part of the essential infrastructure for the web experience,” Graham said. “We’re helping to preserve the history of the web but make it relevant and accessible to people today and into the future.”

Focusing on at-risk information, Internet Archive works to preserve television news from 30 channels around the world, using artificial intelligence to perform transcription and translation.

“Making the web more useful and reliable is what we live for,” Graham said. “Team Wayback Machine and other projects at the Internet Archive are focused on doing more and doing better.”

The forum included an update on litigation involving the Internet Archive. In September, the U.S. Court of Appeals in New York affirmed the ruling in a lawsuit filed by four large publishers (Hachette Book Group, HarperCollins Publishers, John Wiley & Sons, and Penguin Random House), explained Peter Routhier, policy counsel for the Internet Archive. To date, the Internet Archive has removed over 500,000 books from lending on archive.org as a result of the lawsuit. On another front, some of the world’s largest record labels are suing the Great 78 Project, a community effort for the preservation, research and discovery of 78 rpm records.

The Archive posted an open letter to publishers in the lawsuit to restore access to the books that have been removed from the digital library. To date, more than 120,000 people have signed, adding heartfelt messages about what the impact of the loss has meant.

“We own these books,” Freeland said. “We just want to let readers read.”

WATCH THE SESSION RECORDING

To build public awareness and support on these issues, Jennie Rose Halperin is developing a coalition to lobby the U.S. Congress for a commemorative National Public Domain Day. She invited interested parties to join in the effort through Library Futures, the organization where she serves as executive director.

Halperin is also active in pushing for a statement of principles on library ownership of digital books

Some independent publishers are selling ebooks directly to libraries through BRIET, a new project of the Brick House Cooperative, David Moore, a writer and technologist, said at the forum.

Halperin is working alongside Charlie Barlow, executive director of the Boston Library Consortium, on Project ReShare to develop an open, standards-based, community-owned set of tools for digital lending.

Barlow has long been an advocate of controlled digital lending through BLC, and just released a report outlining CDL workflows and technologies for responsible sharing, he said at the forum. He also is working on a new consortium toolkit for CDL implementation. The report and resources can be downloaded at www.blc.org/cdl

Also at this year’s LLF, Dave Hansen, executive director of Authors Alliance, encouraged authors to review the organization’s free legal resource guides on copyright and fair use so they see their work more widely disseminated.

18 Oct 19:14

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flemish

by Zach Weinersmith


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18 Oct 19:12

Invest 95L will clear the picture this weekend as a rainmaker in Central America, while Invest 94L dissipates

by Matt Lanza

Headlines

  • Invest 94L just north of the Caribbean islands is going to fall prey to epic amounts of wind shear in the southwest Atlantic this weekend, ending any low-risk development potential.
  • Invest 95L has a very narrow window through Saturday morning to organize before moving across land in Central America as a rainmaker.
  • The tropics look fairly quiet heading into next week.

Thanks to Eric for covering me this week while I underwent oral surgery for orthodontia. I’ll just say it’s about as glamorous as it sounds. Thanks to Methodist Hospital here in Houston for a good procedure and great quality care afterwards.

Let’s take a dip into the tropics.

Invest 94L’s last gasp

What is left of Invest 94L is moving just north of the Lesser Antilles and Puerto Rico today. This is a rather robust area of thunderstorms, but it lacks any organization.

Invest 94L is producing widespread thunderstorms mainly north of the islands on Friday afternoon. (Weathernerds.org)

Over the next couple days, 94L will continue westward over the next 24 hours or so before it’s completely enveloped by significant wind shear that has overtaken the Gulf of Mexico and southwest Atlantic. Wind shear is as high as 90 knots right now across Florida, which is completely inhospitable for tropical development and some of the strongest shear I’ve seen here this time of year. So, thanks for the memories, Invest 94L and we wish you well.

Invest 95L to dump rain on Central America

Meanwhile, Invest 95L is in a bit of a different situation. This disturbance is located off the coasts of Belize and Honduras this afternoon. It is also showing robust thunderstorm activity.

Invest 95L has a short window to become a depression or low-end named tropical storm before moving inland over Central America tonight. (Weathernerds.org)

This one has a much less hostile environment to develop in than Invest 94L to the north does. However, it has a key limiting factor: Time. Invest 95L has about 24 hours or less left over water before it moves inland across Belize and Central America. In that time, it could become a tropical depression or low-end tropical storm, but no further development would be expected. Still, heavy rainfall is likely in Central America this weekend from Invest 95L that could cause some flooding issues. There is a chance that the remnants of 95L merge with another Pacific disturbance to form a storm next week that rides westward away from Mexico. But beyond this weekend’s rainfall, 95L is not a threat to land.

Beyond the Invests

At this point, there is nothing to speak of in the tropics once 94L and 95L exit the picture. That’ll give us a few more days of rest here. There are signs that the tropics could get active again heading into November, but it’s important to note that as the Northern Hemisphere pattern begins to shift toward winter, the typical behaviors of tropical systems don’t always continue. We’ll touch more on this next week.

In the meantime, have a good weekend, and don’t forget to check out our Sponsors page above. Thank you to them for their support of The Eyewall this hurricane season!

18 Oct 18:21

Nuclear Weapons Have The Potential To Frighten My Nervous Dogs

by The Onion Staff

With its current setting of 90 seconds to midnight, the symbolic Doomsday Clock used by atomic scientists indicates that we are, at this moment, as close as we have ever been to an imminent nuclear catastrophe. Clearly, now more than ever, we need to strengthen our nuclear disarmament treaties, because the prospect of an atomic war is a horror we cannot let become a reality. While the powers that be argue that the proliferation of nuclear weapons makes the world a safer place, they’re wrong, plain and simple.

Not since the Cold War has the world been at such a high risk of frightening my nervous dogs. 

Simply put, our leaders have failed to see the existential threat they have put in place: My dogs can’t stand the sound of fireworks or thunderstorms. They cower at the sound of the Vitamix and have a near panic attack when I use my electric kettle. The other night, a car backfired outside. You would have thought it was driving through the kitchen the way it sent Pee Wee and Muffin diving underneath the living room sofa. With that in mind, can you even imagine how my poor little guys would react to the sound of an atomic bomb being dropped from overhead?

They’d be in a full-blown tizzy!

Do you remember Hiroshima? My dogs do not. They’re too young—ages 4 and 8, respectively (though the shelter wasn’t sure of Muffin’s exact age when we rescued her. They estimated 2, so we just treat her adoption day as her birthday every year). However, had they been present on that fateful day on Aug. 6, 1945, I know the equivalent of 20,000 tons of TNT raining down from the sky would have scared the bejeezus out of them. Their spindly little legs would have been trembling for days!

Too few people have truly thought through the implications of an atomic bomb attack. Imagine, for a moment, if a nuke were dropped today onto New York City. First, a terrible white light would flash across the sky, blinding everyone who looked at it. Then, a fireball the same temperature as the core of the sun would expand and immediately vaporize everyone within the blast radius. Buildings would crumble. Human flesh would melt from the sheer heat.

At this point, my dogs would be going crazy. 

Skin or no skin, I’d be lucky to get an hour of sleep, what with the racket Pee Wee and Muffin would be making during a nuclear attack. Does a mad man like Kim Jong-un give a damn if innocent dog owners are kept up all night by their barking, anxious pups? If he decided to launch an attack against the U.S., I fear not even the most powerful ThunderShirt could calm my poor pups.

The existence of even one nuke on earth is a plague against trembly, bug-eyed dogs. Rather than spending tens of billions of dollars each year to beef up our nuclear arsenal, as our federal government does, we need all the global superpowers in the world to commit to total nuclear disarmament. Or, at the very least, they could learn to make these weapons a bit quieter. 

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18 Oct 18:20

FEMA: Myth Vs. Fact

by Hannah Wolansky

FEMA, a perennial target for conspiracy theorists, has faced an uptick in misinformation since Hurricane Helene struck. The Onion separates the myths from the facts surrounding the Federal Emergency Management Agency. 

MYTH: FEMA spends disaster recovery money on sheltering migrants.

FACT: Those funds are exclusively used to buy migrants steak and lobster.

MYTH: FEMA created Hurricane Helene to mine for lithium in North Carolina.

FACT: FEMA’s child slaves already provide the agency with all the lithium it needs.

MYTH: FEMA wants people to vacate their homes so the government can seize them.

FACT: FEMA wants people to vacate their homes so they can set up cameras in their toilets.

MYTH: You have to pay back any money FEMA gives you.

FACT: No, you’re thinking of that man with brass knuckles who’s waiting in the other room. 

MYTH: FEMA is run by malevolent lizard people.

FACT: FEMA is run by Deanne Criswell, who manages several teams of malevolent lizard people. 

MYTH: FEMA is the most corrupt government agency.

FACT: FEMA’s got nothing on those sketchy motherfuckers at the Bureau of Engraving and Printing. 

MYTH: 5G technology was developed by FEMA to sterilize white Americans so imported minority voters could take over.

FACT: FEMA is no way connected to that ongoing FBI operation.

MYTH: FEMA will only assist poor people.

FACT: No part of the government is designed to assist poor people.

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18 Oct 18:19

Bret Baier Admits He Made Mistake Letting Kamala Harris Speak

by The Onion Staff

NEW YORK—Addressing blowback he received for his contentious interview with the Democratic nominee this week, Fox News anchor Bret Baier admitted Friday that he made a mistake letting presidential candidate Kamala Harris speak. “I want to say that it was absolutely a misstep to let Harris get a word in edgewise during our interview,” said the Special Report host, calling the choice a major lapse in judgment that did not serve the interests of the millions of viewers who tuned in to see him talk over Harris for 30 minutes as she haltingly tried to articulate her position. “There were stretches of several seconds during our meeting that did not include me reading questions off a clipboard and in which Kamala Harris’ voice was clearly audible. In the heat of the moment, I could not think of a way to stop her from speaking. This should have been a monologue, and instead it was nearly a conversation. I am deeply sorry for that. This is not the kind of journalism you expect from Fox News.” Baier added that in the future he would cut any Democratic politician’s mic right when an interview began.

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18 Oct 16:54

Pope Francis Excommunicates All Of World’s Catholics So He Can Have Quiet Weekend Alone

by The Onion Staff

VATICAN CITY—In an effort to give himself a breather after more than a decade ministering to his flock, Pope Francis announced Friday that he had excommunicated all of the world’s Catholics so he could have a quiet weekend alone. “It’s just been so long since I could take a few days to myself without worrying about shepherding the souls of all the planet’s true believers,” said the Supreme Pontiff, who after issuing the papal bull De studio relaxationis—which bars all 1.39 billion of his followers from receiving sacraments or participating in official church services—poured himself a glass of sacramental wine and stretched out on a sofa in the Apostolic Palace. “Even just expelling all the cardinals from the Vatican has been such a huge weight off my shoulders. It’s so serene around here without all the crowds of people asking me to bless them or wash their feet. Honestly, I should have done this shit years ago.” At press time, the pope had issued an additional decree extending the excommunications through the month so he could come back feeling fully refocused and revitalized.

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18 Oct 16:53

Trump Releases Skull Measurements From Phrenology Exam

by The Onion Staff

PALM BEACH, FL—Claiming he had the most “beautiful and perfect” cranial structure that his physician had ever seen, former President Donald Trump reportedly took to Truth Social this week to release the skull measurements from his latest phrenology exam. “According to my doctor and everyone at the Boston Phrenological Society, my incredible scalp morphology and brain contours will make me the best president of all time,” Trump wrote in a late-night post, adding that his medical advisor Dr. Heimlich von Thurston personally measured his skull’s shape, hollows, and bumps with specialized calipers and assured him that his 27 mental faculties were aligned in ideal proportion. “Although Laughing Kamala claims she is ‘intelligent,’ ‘mindful,’ and ‘truthful,’ my skull circumference, brow, and forehead shape are far superior according to Morton’s cranial capacity rankings. My skull shows I have the brain of an aristocrat. And she has the brain of a lunatic in an asylum! Release your measurements, Kamala. Or do you have something to hide?” Trump added that when he was elected president, he would ensure that anyone with a criminal skull shape like Kamala Harris’ would be rounded up and deported immediately.

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18 Oct 16:53

Woman Feels Accomplished After Finishing Holiday Weight Gain Early

by The Onion Staff

PITTSBURGH—Patting herself on the back for staying ahead of schedule, local woman Ruby Butcher reported feeling accomplished Friday after finishing her holiday weight gain early. “Usually I put it off until the last minute, but this year I’ve already put on all my extra weight for the holidays,” said Butcher, who added that looking for ways to fill out as early as September had allowed her to make sure every pound was already accounted for weeks before Thanksgiving. “Halloween decorations are still up, and I’m already feeling snug in my jeans. It’s a huge relief to be able to check this off my to-do list—no stressful 11th-hour plumping up for me. I can put on my sweatpants and relax while the rest of the country procrastinates and then has to scramble, overdoing it on carbs in order to finish on time.” At press time, Butcher reported feeling frustrated that the extra 8 pounds had also been noticed and remarked upon by her family ahead of schedule.

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18 Oct 16:53

270 Reasons: Because Trump Doesn’t Read

by Khaled Hosseini

Our friends at 270 Reasons are gathering a polyphonic orchestra of brilliant writers, teachers, doctors, filmmakers, artists, and citizens of all kinds to weigh in about their plans to vote this November. These opinion essays run the gamut from advocacy for basic human rights to acutely personal mini-manifestoes. Read the rest over at 270 Reasons.

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Because Trump Doesn’t Read

The Republican Party has become the official party of book bans, and a Trump victory in November will be vigorously celebrated by book banners across the country. The movement, aided by right-wing media, will be even more emboldened to wage pressure campaigns against schools to take books they don’t like off library shelves. Groups that, blind to irony, use words like “liberty” to curtail the liberty of other people’s children to read, will look to challenge and ban more titles.

My reasons for voting for Kamala Harris this coming November are legion. Chief among them is the pressing need to safeguard American democracy. Censorship harms democracy—I’m likely biased, but book censorship strikes me as the most damaging form, particularly to the young. The biases of a few parents should not keep schools from their fundamental task of preparing students for the duties and challenges of citizenship in a democracy. Many banned books—like my own, The Kite Runner—often allow students a glimpse of the humanity of others, those who may dress and speak differently, pray to different gods. Reading them fosters understanding, compassion, and respect for the dignity of another. I would argue these are vital traits in responsible citizenship.

My reasons for not voting for Trump are also legion. On the book ban issue, he has already promised to abolish the Department of Education. And he doesn’t read. If there is a candidate this election season likely to condemn the censorship of books and ideas, it isn’t him. For this, and many more reasons, Kamala Harris and Tim Walz will get my vote.

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Khaled Hosseini was born in Afghanistan and is the author of The Kite Runner and other books.

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18 Oct 16:52

Opponents of Missouri Abortion Rights Amendment Turn to Anti-Trans Messaging and Misinformation

by by Jeremy Kohler

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The billboards have popped up along both Interstates 55 and 170 around St. Louis. They’re along I-70 between Columbia and St. Charles, in central Missouri. And there’s one across from a shopping center in Cape Girardeau, along the Mississippi River in the state’s southeast corner.

In fact, as the Nov. 5 election approaches, motorists can see the billboards all over Missouri.

Each one spreads claims designed to undermine support for an abortion rights amendment that was placed on next month’s ballot through the state’s initiative petition process. Some billboards warn voters to “STOP Child Gender Surgery,” even though the amendment doesn’t mention gender-affirming care. Other billboards say it would permit abortions in the ninth month of pregnancy, though a state appeals court ruling in a case challenging the wording of the amendment’s summary on the ballot said that was not true.

Missouri’s abortion law, which bans nearly all abortions except in cases of medical emergencies, with no exceptions for rape or incest, was put into effect in June 2022 after the U.S. Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade. Amendment 3 would enshrine reproductive freedom in the state constitution, nullifying any law that restricts abortion before fetal viability, typically around the 24th week of pregnancy. The amendment would also safeguard other reproductive rights, such as access to in vitro fertilization and birth control. Polls show the measure is likely to pass — a recent survey showed 52% in favor and 34% opposed.

But abortion opponents, saddled with poll numbers that show their argument is losing even with the state’s largely conservative voters, are taking steps to undermine support for the amendment.

“Abortion rights are broadly popular all across the country, even in red states,” said Matthew Harris, an associate professor of political science at Park University, just outside Kansas City. “If you’re going to lose on the substance of that issue, you sort of have to try to make it about something else.”

The opponents have poured about $1 million into a late-hour misinformation campaign that has paid for radio ads and at least some of the billboards. The goal appears to be to sink the effort, or at least to try to redefine what it means to support it. Among the biggest contributors are John Sauer, the Missouri solicitor general from 2017 to 2023 who has served as a lawyer for former President Donald Trump.

Sauer, who has a long history of anti-abortion activism and represented Trump before the U.S. Supreme Court in his immunity case, has put $100,000 into a new political action committee — Vote “No” on 3 — that is funding many of the billboards, according to campaign finance reports. Sauer did not respond to voice and text messages to his cellphone. The PAC’s treasurer, Jim Cole, a longtime official with Missouri Right to Life, declined to comment.

Opponents are trying to capitalize on polls showing that Missourians oppose gender-affirming medical care for minors, which is already illegal for transgender children in the state, and allowing athletes to compete outside their birth gender. By combining the issues, political observers say, opponents are banking on confusing voters and building a broader base against the amendment.

The anti-transgender messaging in Missouri is part of a national trend, where Republicans are leveraging cultural issues like transgender rights to rally conservative voters in the 2024 campaigns.

Opponents are also strategizing about next steps if they lose at the ballot box. They are ready to shift their efforts to a more receptive audience: a state legislature dominated by deeply conservative politicians who have frequently acted against public opinion.

The Missouri General Assembly has a history of using “ballot candy,” where lawmakers add politically charged language they support to amendments to undo voter-approved measures that they don’t like. Some legislators have vowed to keep on fighting the abortion-rights amendment if it passes.

In 2018, for instance, voters overwhelmingly approved the Clean Missouri initiative, which aimed to reform some of the worst abuses of legislative redistricting. Two years later, Republican lawmakers introduced new ballot language that reframed the issue, focusing on minor ethics reforms while quietly seeking to reverse many of the changes in the Clean Missouri initiative. That repeal effort narrowly passed.

A similar tactic is evident in Missouri’s Amendment 7, which the legislature placed on this year’s ballot. While it is dressed up as a measure to ensure that only U.S. citizens can vote, something already required by law, its real impact would be to ban ranked-choice voting in the state, a move strongly supported by Republicans in the General Assembly.

Benjamin Singer, the former communications director for the Clean Missouri campaign, called the legislature’s action to undo Clean Missouri “brazen” and said the effort on Amendment 7 is part of a pattern. Singer, now chief executive officer of Show Me Integrity, a group focused on promoting democracy reforms in Missouri, said voters shouldn’t underestimate the lengths legislators will go to reverse popular measures.

“Think of the dirtiest trick in Missouri political history,” Singer said, “and plan for worse.”

State Rep. Brian Seitz, a Republican from Branson, said abortion-rights proponents were the ones playing tricks by trying to protect transgender men playing women’s sports and sex changes for minors. “What is Amendment 3 actually talking about? I say it’s a multisubject amendment that should not even be on the ballot. So might we look at those individual subjects? Of course, we will.”

Seitz said that if conservative lawmakers weren’t adequately representing the will of the people, “Why are we continuously elected?”

But while Missouri voters tend to elect conservative leaders into a legislative majority, many of the issues that resonate with voters tell a different story. Voters have rejected a law that would have allowed employees to opt out of paying union dues, legalized recreational marijuana and expanded Medicaid — policies at odds with the priorities those lawmakers have championed.

Those leaders this year tried to limit the ability of citizens to file amendments to directly change the constitution. Republicans wanted to include ballot candy in the measure that would have added unrelated issues about immigrants voting and foreign fundraising. But that measure went down to defeat after an all-night Democratic filibuster.

“Missouri voters don’t love the idea of government interference generally, but at the same time, they support conservative principles,” said Beth Vonnahme, associate dean in the School of Humanities and Social Sciences and professor at University of Missouri-Kansas City. “So when you have a candidate who’s advocating conservative principles, they win. But when you have amendments that are progressive but focus on government interference, they also tend to do pretty well.”

Before the abortion amendment made it on the ballot, it survived a number of legal challenges. In September, the Missouri Supreme Court ruled 4-3 to keep Amendment 3 on the ballot, rejecting claims that the initiative failed to list all laws it might affect.

Still, state Sen. Mary Elizabeth Coleman, a Republican from Jefferson County and an architect of the Missouri abortion ban — and one of the plaintiffs in the state Supreme Court case — said amendment proponents are lying “by saying it won’t do some things that it very obviously will do.” She said that if Amendment 3 passes, the only way for lawmakers to undo the damage would be to put a new amendment on the ballot to overturn it.

Marcia McCormick, a Saint Louis University law professor who specializes in sexuality and the law, called the billboard claims highly misleading “straw man” arguments. She emphasized that while Amendment 3 ensures reproductive freedom, it is narrowly focused on fertility and childbirth.

Michael Wolff, a retired chief justice of the Missouri Supreme Court, said he was confident anti-abortion lobbyists are already working with legislators on a new amendment. Wolff, who helped advise the Amendment 3 proponents on ballot language, said he anticipated that the effort would lead with the transgender medical care issue, as the billboards have done.

He said lawmakers might lead a new amendment “the same way they started out with Clean Missouri — they started out with something that people would agree with,” adding, “Everybody with any resources that puts together ballot propositions is going to poll on what the voters will find attractive.”

18 Oct 16:47

US vaccinations fall again as more parents refuse lifesaving shots for kids

by Beth Mole

Measles, whooping cough, polio, tetanus—devastating and sometimes deadly diseases await comebacks in the US as more and more parents are declining routine childhood vaccines that have proved safe and effective.

The vaccination rates among kindergartners have fallen once again, dipping into the range of 92 percent in the 2023–2024 school year, down from about 93 percent the previous school year and 95 percent in 2019–2020. That's according to an analysis of the latest vaccination data published today by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

The analysis also found that vaccination exemptions rose to an all-time high of 3.3 percent, up from 3 percent in the previous school year. The rise in exemptions is nearly entirely driven by non-medical exemptions—in other words, religious or philosophical exemptions. Only 0.2 percent of all vaccination exemptions are medically justified.

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18 Oct 14:55

Houston Center for Photography Dedicates Gallery to Local Photographers; Seeks Exhibition Proposals

by Jessica Fuentes

The Houston Center for Photography (HCP) has dedicated a gallery space to photographers from the Greater Houston area and is currently seeking exhibition proposals.

An installation image of photo works by Charles Ford.

Charles Ford’s “The Strangeness of Life,” 2024

Founded in 1981, HCP promotes the art and practice of photography through programs and exhibitions. Earlier this year, the organization launched HOU @ HCP to support local artists. The first exhibition featured works by Charles Ford, Aimee McCrory, Austin Cullen, Jamie Ho, Barbara Levine & Paige Ramey, and HCP students. Currently, the gallery is showcasing work by Hope Mora, and this winter it will feature Nurra Yazici.

Last month, the organization opened an ongoing rolling call for exhibition proposals from HCP members. According to the submission guidelines, work will be considered as it comes in and artists will be notified at the end of the subsequent month if their work has been selected for exhibition. The focus of the gallery will be on solo shows, however, HCP will consider joint submissions in which all participating artists are located in the Greater Houston area.

HCP notes that while the gallery will be focused on Houston-based artists, the organization will still use the gallery for its annual student exhibition and to host non-local artists who will work directly with the Houston community.

Learn more about the process and submit your work via the HCP Submittable page.

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18 Oct 14:55

This and That: Corny Dogs

by Caleb Bell

“This and That” is an occasional series of paired observations. See past “This and That” posts here. – Ed.

Today: Corny Dogs

Five carved wooden corn dogs standing upright.

Camp Bosworth, “Corny Dogs,” 2023, carved wood and acrylic, dimensions variable

A watercolor painting of a corn dog dipped in cheese.

Nancy Lamb, “Cheesy Dog,” 2020, watercolor on paper, 6 x 6 inches

The State Fair of Texas is now open at Fair Park in Dallas and will be through Sunday, October 20. While that signals the return of Big Tex to the Dallas skyline, it also means that an iconic food is now available: Fletcher’s Original Corny Dogs.

Neil and Carl Fletcher started selling corny dogs at the 1942 State of Fair of Texas for fifteen cents. Since then, Fletcher’s has been deemed a “staple” of the fair-going experience. This year, there are seven stands located throughout the grounds to assist you with your fix.

For more information about the State Fair and to purchase tickets, please go here.

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No matter how original, innovative or crazy your idea, someone else is also working on that idea. Furthermore, they are using notation very similar to yours. – Bruce J. MacLennan

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18 Oct 14:44

BuzzFeed Quizzes If Everyone Who Wrote BuzzFeed Quizzes Was Depressed

by John Moe

Guess If These 40 Peripheral Figures in Your Life Actively Despise You or Don’t Know You Exist

What Happy Days Character Are You? You Are Chuck

Here Is Your Bed. This Is Not a Quiz

Can You Guess Whether These 51 Tips to Feel Great Will Work?

I Am Not Genuinely Curious How Many of These Recipes You’ve Stared At

Make a Hot Dog and Use Some of That Full Loaf of Nine-Grain as a Bun, and I’ll Shake My Head At You

You’d Think That by Completing This Quiz About, Shit, I Don’t Know, Cardi B, That You Would Stimulate Yourself in Some Way

How Many of These Party Memories Can You Let Go Of?

You Will Not Reach the End of This Quiz

Whether You Choose Lying on These Couches or Seeing These Bands Live Will Tell Us What We Both Already Know

Which of These Office Supplies Is Probably Your Soulmate?

How Many of These TV Series Have You Binged While Slack-Jawed?

35 Things I Put in a List and Called a Quiz, Go Ahead and Fire Me, Because God Knows I Won’t Build Up the Energy to Quit

The Words “Quit” and “Quiz” Are One Letter Apart and Here’s a Picture of My Knee

Make Up Names for These 30 Dogs, and I’ll Tell You to Go Fuck Yourself

Do Any of These Things NOT Make You Cry? I Mean, Jesus

Which of These Better Quizzes Should You Be Taking?