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15 Jul 17:30

Pluralistic: The true, tactical significance of Project 2025 (14 Jul 2024)

by Cory Doctorow


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An X-ray of a broken femur. On either side of the fracture is a elephant (cropped from a medieval illumination) facing one another, in the livery of the GOP logo.

The true, tactical significance of Project 2025 (permalink)

Like you, I have heard a lot about Project 2025, the Heritage Foundation's roadmap for the actions that Trump should take if he wins the presidency. Given the Heritage Foundation's centrality to the American authoritarian project, it's about as awful and frightening as you might expect:

https://www.project2025.org/

But (nearly) all the reporting and commentary on Project 2025 badly misses the point. I've only read a single writer who immediately grasped the true significance of Project 2025: The American Prospect's Rick Perlstein, which is unsurprising, given Perlstein's stature as one of the left's most important historians of right wing movements:

https://prospect.org/politics/2024-07-10-project-2025-republican-presidencies-tradition/

As Perlstein points out, Project 2025 isn't new. The Heritage Foundation and its allies have prepared documents like this, with many identical policy prescriptions, in the run-up to many presidential elections. Perlstein argues that Warren G Harding's 1921 inaugural address captures much of its spirit, as did the Nixon campaign's 1973 vow to "move the country so far to the right 'you won’t even recognize it.'"

The threats to democracy and its institutions aren't new. The right has been bent on their destruction for more than a century. As Perlstein says, the point of taking note of this isn't to minimize the danger, rather, it's to contextualize it. The American right has, since the founding of the Republic, been bent on creating a system of hereditary aristocrats, who govern without "interference" from democratic institutions, so that their power to extract wealth from First Nations, working people, and the land itself is checked only by rivalries with other aristocrats. The project of the right is grounded in a belief in Providence: that God's favor shines on His best creations and elevates them to wealth and power. Elite status is proof of merit, and merit is "that which leads to elite status."

When a wealthy person founds an intergenerational dynasty of wealth and power, this is merely a hereditary meritocracy: a bloodline infused with God's favor. Sometimes, this belief is dressed up in caliper-wielding pseudoscience, with the "good bloodline" reflecting superior genetics and not the favor of the Almighty. Of course, a true American aristocrat gussies up his "race realism" with mystical nonsense: "God favored me with superior genes." The corollary, of course, is that you are poor because God doesn't favor you, or because your genes are bad, or because God punished you with bad genes.

So we should be alarmed by the right's agenda. We should be alarmed at how much ground it has gained, and how the right has stolen elections and Supreme Court seats to enshrine antimajoritarianism as a seemingly permanent fact of life, giving extremist minorities the power to impose their will on the rest of us, dooming us to a roasting planet, forced births, racist immiseration, and most expensive, worst-performing health industry in the world.

But for all that the right has bombed so many of the roads to a prosperous, humane future, it's a huge mistake to think of the right as a stable, unified force, marching to victory after inevitable victory. The American right is a brittle coalition led by a handful of plutocrats who have convinced a large number of turkeys to vote for Christmas.

The right wing coalition needs to pander to forced-birth extremists, racist extremist, Christian Dominionist extremists (of several types), frothing anti-Communist cranks, vicious homophobes and transphobes, etc, etc. Pandering to all these groups isn't easy: for one thing, they often want opposite things – the post-Roe forced birth policies that followed the Dobbs decision are wildly unpopular among conservatives, with the exception of a clutch of totally unhinged maniacs that the party relies on as part of a much larger coalition. Even more unpopular are policies banning birth control, like the ones laid out in Project 2025. Less popular still: the proposed ban on no-fault divorce. Each of these policies have different constituencies to whom they are very popular, but when you put them together, you get Dan Savage's "Husbands you can't leave, pregnancies you can't prevent or terminate, politicians you can't vote out of office":

https://twitter.com/fakedansavage/status/1805680183065854083

The constituency for "husbands you can't leave, pregnancies you can't prevent or terminate, politicians you can't vote out of office" is very small. Almost no one in the GOP coalition is voting for all of this, they're voting for one or two of these things and holding their noses when it comes to the rest.

Take the "libertarian" wing of the GOP: its members do favor personal liberty…it's just that they favor low taxes for them more than personal liberty for you. The kind of lunatic who'd vote for a dead gopher if it would knock a quarter off his tax bill will happily allow his coalition partners to rape pregnant women with unnecessary transvaginal ultrasounds and force them to carry unwanted fetuses to term if that's the price he has to pay to save a nickel in taxes:

https://pluralistic.net/2021/09/29/jubilance/#tolerable-racism

And, of course, the religious maniacs who profess a total commitment to Biblical virtue but worship Trump, Gaetz, Limbaugh, Gingrich, Reagan, and the whole panoply of cheating, lying, kid-fiddling, dope-addled refugees from a Jack Chick tract know that these men never gave a shit about Jesus, the Apostles or the Ten Commandments – but they'll vote for 'em because it will get them school prayer, total abortion bans, and unregulated "home schooling" so they can brainwash a generation of Biblical literalists who think the Earth is 5,000 years old and that Jesus was white and super into rich people.

Time and again, the leaders of the conservative movement prove themselves capable of acts of breathtaking cruelty, and undoubtedly many of them are depraved sadists who genuinely enjoy the suffering of their enemies (think of Trump lickspittle Steven Miller's undisguised glee at the thought of parents who would never be reunited with children after being separated at the border). But it's a mistake to think that "the cruelty is the point." The point of the cruelty is to assemble and maintain the coalition. Cruelty is the tactic. Power is the point:

https://pluralistic.net/2022/03/09/turkeys-voting-for-christmas/#culture-wars

The right has assembled a lot of power. They did so by maintaining unity among people who have irreconcilable ethics and goals. Think of the pro-genocide coalition that includes far-right Jewish ethno-nationalists, antisemitic apocalyptic Christians who believe they are hastening the end-times, and Islamophobes of every description, from War On Terror relics to Hindu nationalists.

This is quite an improbable coalition, and while I deplore its goals, I can't help but be impressed by its cohesion. Can you imagine the kind of behind-the-scenes work it takes to get antisemites who think Jews secretly control the world to lobby with Zionists? Or to get Zionists to work alongside of Holocaust-denying pencilneck Hitler wannabes whose biggest regret is not bringing their armbands to Charlottesville?

Which brings me back to Project 2025 and its true significance. As Perlstein writes, Project 2025 is a mess. Clocking in an 900 pages, large sections of Project 2025 flatly contradict each other, while other sections contain subtle contradictions that you wouldn't notice unless you were schooled in the specialized argot of the far right's jargon and history.

For example, Project 2025 calls for defunding government agencies and repurposing the same agencies to carry out various spectacular atrocities. Both actions are deplorable, but they're also mutually exclusive. Project 2025 demands four different, completely irreconcilable versions of US trade policy. But at least that's better than Project 2025's chapter on monetary policy, which simply lays out every right wing theory of money and then throws up its hands and recommends none of them.

Perlstein says that these conflicts, blank spots and contradictions are the most important parts of Project 2025. They are the fracture lines in the coalition: the conflicting ideas that have enough support that neither side can triumph over the other. These are the conflicts that are so central to the priorities of blocs that are so important to the coalition that they must be included, even though that inclusion constitutes a blinking "LOOK AT ME" sign telling us where the right is ready to split apart.

The right is really good at this. Perlstein points to Nixon's expansion of affirmative action, undertaken to sow division between Black and white workers. We need to get better at it.

So far, we've lavished attention on the clearest and most emphatic proposals in Project 2025 – for understandable reasons. These are the things they say they want to do. It would be reckless to ignore them. But they've been saying things like this for a century. These demands constitute a compelling argument for fighting them as a matter of urgency, with the intention of winning. And to win, we need to split apart their coalition.

Perlstein calls on us to dissect Project 2025, to cleave it at its joints. To do so, he says we need to understand its antecedents, like Nixon's "Malek Manual," a roadmap for destroying the lives of civil servants who failed to show sufficient loyalty to Nixon. For example, the Malek Manual lays out a "Traveling Salesman Technique" whereby a government employee would be given duties "criss-crossing him across the country to towns (hopefully with the worst accommodations possible) of a population of 20,000 or under. Until his wife threatens him with divorce unless he quits, you have him out of town and out of the way":

https://www.google.com/books/edition/Final_Report_on_Violations_and_Abuses_of/0dRLO9vzQF0C?hl=en&gbpv=1&dq=%22organization+of+a+political+personnel+office+and+program%22&pg=PA161&printsec=frontcover

It's no coincidence that leftist historians of the right are getting a lot of attention. Trumpism didn't come out of nowhere – Trump is way too stupid and undisciplined to be a cause – he's an effect. In his excellent, bestselling new history of the right in the early 1990s, When the Clock Broke, Josh Ganz shows us the swamp that bred Trump, with such main characters as the fascist eugenicist Sam Francis:

https://us.macmillan.com/books/9780374605445/whentheclockbroke

Ganz joins the likes of the Know Your Enemy podcast, an indispensable history of reactionary movements that does excellent work in tracing the fracture lines in the right coalition:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/when-clock-broke-106803105

Progressives are also an uneasy coalition that is easily splintered. As Naomi Klein argues in her essential Doppelganger, the liberal-left coalition is inherently unstable and contains the seeds of its own destruction:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/09/05/not-that-naomi/#if-the-naomi-be-klein-youre-doing-just-fine

Liberals have been the senior partner in that coalition, and their commitment to preserving institutions for their own sake (rather than because of what they can do to advance human thriving) has produced generations of weak and ineffectual responses to the crises of terminal-stage capitalism, like the idea that student-debt cancellation should be means-tested:

https://pluralistic.net/2022/05/03/utopia-of-rules/#in-triplicate

The last bid for an American aristocracy was repelled by rejecting institutions, not preserving them. When the Supreme Court thwarted the New Deal, FDR announced his intention to pack the court, and then began the process of doing so (which included no-holds-barred attacks on foot-draggers in his own party). Not for nothing, this is more-or-less what Lincoln did when SCOTUS blocked Reconstruction:

https://pluralistic.net/2020/09/20/judicial-equilibria/#pack-the-court

But the liberals who lead the progressive movement dismiss packing the court as unserious and impractical – notwithstanding the fact that they have no plan for rescuing America from the bribe-taking extremists, the credibly accused rapist, and the three who stole their robes. Ultimately, liberals defend SCOTUS because it is the Supreme Court. I defended SCOTUS, too – while it was still a vestigial organ of the rights revolution, which improved the lives of millions of Americans. Human rights are worth defending, SCOTUS isn't. If SCOTUS gets in the way of human rights, then screw SCOTUS. Sideline it. Pack it. Make it a joke.

Fuck it.

This isn't to argue for left seccession from the progressive coalition. As we just saw in France, splitting at this moment is an invitation to literal fascist takeover:

https://jacobin.com/2024/07/melenchon-macron-france-left-winner

But if there's one thing that the rise of Trumpism has proven, it's that parties are not immune to being wrestled away from their establishment leaderships by radical groups:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/06/16/that-boy-aint-right/#dinos-rinos-and-dunnos

What's more, there's a much stronger natural coalition that the left can mobilize: workers. Being a worker – that is, paying your bills from wages, instead of profits – isn't an ideology you can change, it's a fact. A Christian nationalist can change their beliefs and then they will no longer be a Christian nationalist. But no matter what a worker believes, they are still a worker – they still have a irreconcilable conflict with people whose money comes from profits, speculation, or rents. There is no objectively fair way to divide the profits a worker's labor generates – your boss will always pay you as little of that surplus as he can. The more wages you take home, the less profit there is for your boss, the fewer dividends there are for his shareholders, and the less there is to pay to rentiers:

https://pluralistic.net/2024/04/19/make-them-afraid/#fear-is-their-mind-killer

Reviving the role of workers in their unions, and of unions in the Democratic party, is the key to building the in-party power we need to drag the party to real solutions – strong antimonopoly action, urgent climate action, protections for gender, racial and sexual minorities, and decent housing, education and health care.

The alternative to a worker-led Democratic Party is a Democratic Party run by its elites, whose dictates and policies are inescapably illegitimate. As Hamilton Nolan writes, the completely reasonable (and extremely urgent) discussion about Biden's capacity to defeat Trump has been derailed by the Democrats' undemocratic structure. Ultimately, the decision to have an open convention or to double down on a candidate whose campaign has been marred by significant deficits is down to a clutch of party officials who operate without any formal limits or authority:

https://www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-hole-at-the-heart-of-the-democratic

Jettisoning Biden because George Clooney (or Nancy Pelosi) told us to is never going to feel legitimate to his supporters in the party. But if the movement for an open convention came from grassroots-dominated unions who themselves dominated the party – as was the case, until the Reagan revolution – then there'd be a sense that the party had constituents, and it was acting on its behalf.

Reviving the labor movement after 40 years of Reaganomic war on workers may sound like a tall order, but we are living through a labor renaissance, and the long-banked embers of labor radicalism are reigniting. What's more, repelling fascism is what workers' movements do. The business community will always sell you out to the Nazis in exchange for low taxes, cheap labor and loose regulation.

But workers, organized around their class interests, stand strong. Last week, we lost one of labor's brightest flames. Jane McAlevey, a virtuoso labor organizer and trainer of labor organizers, died of cancer at 57:

https://jacobin.com/2024/07/jane-mcalevey-strategy-organizing-obituary

McAlevey fought to win. She was skeptical of platitudes like "speaking truth to power," always demanding an explanation for how the speech would become action. In her classic book A Collective Bargain, she describes how she built worker power:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/04/23/a-collective-bargain/

McAlevey helped organize a string of successful strikes, including the 2019 LA teachers' strike. Her method was straightforward: all you have to do to win a strike or a union drive is figure out how to convince every single worker in the shop to back the union. That's all.

Of course, it's harder than it sounds. All the problems that plague every coalition – especially the progressive liberal/left coalition – are present on the shop floor. Some workers don't like each other. Some don't see their interests aligned with others. Some are ornery. Some are convinced that victory is impossible.

McAlevey laid out a program for organizing that involved figuring out how to reach every single worker, to converse with them, listen to them, understand them, and win them over. I've never read or heard anyone speak more clearly, practically and inspirationally about coalition building.

Biden was never my candidate. I supported three other candidates ahead of him in 2020. When he got into office and started doing a small number of things I really liked, it didn't make me like him. I knew who he was: the Senator from MBNA, whose long political career was full of bills, votes and speeches that proved that while we might have some common goals, we didn't want the same America or the same world.

My interest in Biden over the past four years has had two areas of focus: how can I get him to do more of the things that will make us all better off, and do less of the things that make the world worse. When I think about the next four years, I'm thinking about the same things. A Trump presidency will contain far more bad things and far fewer good ones.

Many people I like and trust have pointed out that they don't like Biden and think he will be a bad president, but they think Trump will be much worse. To limit Biden's harms, leftists have to take over the Democratic Party and the progressive movement, so that he's hemmed in by his power base. To limit Trump's harms, leftists have to identify the fracture lines in the right coalition and drive deep wedges into them, shattering his power base.


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15 Jul 17:04

All emotional support tabs lost in recent Chrome update

by Lindsay Ellis

Charlottetown, PEI – Despite promises that all tabs would reopen, a trusting local woman lost all of her emotional support tabs in a recent Chrome update. Michelle Greene has had at least 83 tabs open for the last few years. She typically waits until the Chrome update bar has turned red but, this time, she […]

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15 Jul 17:03

Amazon Announces Orthodox Prime Day Will Be July 29 Through 30

SEATTLE—Providing clarity for customers in Russia, Moldova, Serbia, Georgia, and several other countries where the branch of Christianity is dominant, Amazon announced Monday that Orthodox Prime Day would be held July 29 through 30 this year. “To all those Prime members who follow the Julian calendar, please know we…

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14 Jul 21:14

What France and America Know About Each Other

by Nathaniel Missildine

They’re arrogant.

They don’t like us very much.

It’s more or less okay to apply preconceived blanket statements to this country.

They think they’re cooler than we are.

Friends greet each other with a gesture that’s weirdly intimate.

More sex happening over there.

More dynamic food scene.

They have a cheese that’s somehow both liquid and solid at the same time.

Their economic system and overall societal structure are on the verge of a full collapse, and we’ve been waiting for a while now to say we told you so.

Unaware their cultural approach to drinking is referred to as “alcoholism.”

Unaware their cultural approach to race relations is referred to as “racism.”

Unaware that Emily in Paris is making fun of them.

Responsible for making the red beret popular.

Responsible for Timothée Chalamet.

Also, André the Giant.

Should take back Pepé le Pew.

They mispronounce—in a way that feels deliberately hysterical—the words charcuterie and Wi-Fi.

They mislabel—in a way that feels deliberately confounding—the words entrée and college.

Stole and ruined our idea of democracy.

Act like they invented the movies.

Act like they own the Olympics.

We’re traveling there this summer because of the unimaginable scene that will be the Paris Olympics.

Will probably beat us in basketball.

They somehow still believe the world revolves around them.

They somehow seem to think they own the idea of liberty.

Forget where the Statue of Liberty really belongs.

Still, we were counting on them to be the country that didn’t let the fascists back in.

Totally obsessed with us.

Are they still totally obsessed with us?

They’re difficult.

Wouldn’t exist without us.

Never listed among world’s top ten happiest nations for a reason.

Endure in spite of themselves.

I mean, of course, they’re cooler than we are.

They can be really romantic when they want to be.

They possess some kind of unique magic we’ve devoted more time than we’d like to admit trying to pinpoint.

We could use their validation right about now.

Actually, we could use the postcard dreamland image they still seem to hold about us, which we long ago stopped believing about ourselves. So our real question is: Are you still up?

More impressive monuments.

More paradoxes.

Just friends.

14 Jul 12:04

Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention

by Carlos Greaves

Monday, July 15

9:00 p.m.
The Banshees of the Bottomless Abyss wail the national anthem.

9:05 p.m.
Axuloth, Slayer of Mortals, lays out his plan to stop the Great Replacement.

9:20 p.m.
Arizona Senate candidate and election truther Kari Lake explains that Joe Biden couldn’t have won Wisconsin in 2020 because “Wisconsin” isn’t a real place.

9:40 p.m.
The Goblins of Mount Agony on why student loan forgiveness is unfair to goblins who have already paid their blood debts to their chieftains.

10:10 p.m.
Marjorie Taylor Greene uses phrenology to prove that Dr. Anthony Fauci is secretly Jewish.

10:30 p.m.
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas on how to end political corruption by legalizing it.

10:50 p.m.
Keynote speech by ExxonMobil CEO Darren Woods entitled “Climate Change Will Kill Millions of Predominantly Low-Income People by 2050. But There Are Downsides Too.”

Tuesday, July 16

9:00 p.m.
The Banshees of the Bottomless Abyss and Jason Aldean roar “Try That in a Small Town.”

9:05 p.m.
Zarzaguleth, Enslaver of the Damned, lays out the main talking points of Project 2025.

9:20 p.m.
Elon Musk offers to impregnate every “breedable female” at the convention to fight population collapse.

9:40 p.m.
The Ghouls of the Outer Swamp on the benefits of eating an entirely red-meat-based diet.

10:00 p.m.
Round table discussion on banning no-fault divorce with Tim Pool, Steven Crowder, Andrew Tate, and Glurgthrax the Dreadful, Demon-Prince of the Wasteplains and Heir to the Throne of Skulls.

10:30 p.m.
Eric and Don Jr. release a thousand venomous snakes into a rescue animal shelter.

10:40 p.m.
The roll call of state delegates commences with each delegate prostrating themselves before a golden statue of Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin shaking hands.

10:50 p.m.
Keynote speech by Purgyrot, Ruler of the Land That Never Ceases to Ooze, entitled “Ripping Out Their Eyeballs: The Trusted Solution for Keeping Kids from Reading Objectionable Books.”

Wednesday, July 17

9:00 p.m.
The Banshees of the Bottomless Abyss and John Schneider yowl the Dukes of Hazzard theme song.

9:05 p.m.
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis announces that the Florida State Guard will seize Disney World and turn it into the world’s largest detransitioning camp.

9:20 p.m.
Razu Q’as-Gal, Sorceress of Forbidden Magic and trusted advisor to the Serpent Lord Gu, on the many reasons why “minorities” should vote for Trump.

9:40 p.m.
Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito on why the organizers of the January 6 insurrection would be ideal cabinet members.

10:00 p.m.
Lauren Boebert gives Rudy Giuliani a handjob during the world premiere of Birth of a Nation: The Musical.

10:30 p.m.
Kid Rock sets fire to a Bud Light truck.

10:40 p.m.
South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem shoots a litter of kittens.

10:45 p.m.
Former Vice President Mike Pence is convicted of treason and beheaded.

10:50 p.m.
Keynote speech by Permethia, Wicked Queen of the Night Realms, entitled “Why Eugenics Actually Isn’t Bad as Long as We Only Use It to Rid Society of People We Don’t Like.”

Thursday, July 18

9:00 p.m.
The Banshees of the Bottomless Abyss and Morgan Wallen shout the N-word.

9:05 p.m.
Murgaloth, Flayer of Flesh, discusses his plan to solve the Israel-Palestine conflict by ridding the planet of Israelis and Palestinians.

9:20 p.m.
The Wraiths of the Valley of Sorrow demonstrate why fifteen-minute cities are a communist plot.

9:45 p.m.
Tim Allen destroys an electric stovetop with a sledgehammer.

9:55 p.m.
Roseanne Barr screams racial epithets outside a mosque.

10:05 p.m.
Ted Nugent makes love to an AR-15.

10:20 p.m.
Texas Governor Greg Abbott cuts power to a children’s cancer ward.

10:30 p.m.
Steve Bannon and Stephen Miller take turns pushing elderly veterans down a flight of stairs.

10:50 p.m.
Donald Trump accepts the nomination by hoisting Mike Pence’s severed head into the air.

10:55 p.m.
The Hellmouth finally opens and consumes us all.

14 Jul 11:55

Panicked Ford works to resolve LCBO strike before conservative voters sober up

by Ian MacIntyre

QUEEN’S PARK – In the wake of an LCBO strike, Premier Doug Ford has reportedly been working around the clock to secure Ontarian’s access to hard liquor, as keeping conservative voters “24/7 hammered” is the only way to keep them voting for him. “Folks, I promise I’ll make sure you have all the booze necessary […]

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13 Jul 11:09

Hims Opens Brick-And-Mortar Brothel To Boost Men’s Confidence

SAN FRANCISCO—Describing the new service as a “game changer” for its most loyal customers, telehealth company Hims opened a brick-and-mortar brothel Wednesday with the aim of boosting men’s confidence. “Hims is proud to launch its first-ever house of prostitution, which employs hundreds of highly trained sex workers…

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13 Jul 11:08

Woman Frantically Cleaning Up Entire City Before Parents Visit

CHICAGO—Racing to make everything tidy ahead of the quickly approaching visit, local woman Ellen Crandall was frantically cleaning up the entire city before her parents came into town for a visit, sources confirmed Thursday. “I’ve got to hide all these weed shops,” said Crandall, who wiped the sweat off her brow as…

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13 Jul 11:08

Jeffrey Epstein Spotted Dancing To ‘Anti-Hero’ In Eras Tour VIP Tent

13 Jul 11:08

Eli Lilly Unveils Insulin That Doesn’t Work On Poor People

13 Jul 11:08

Some Grocery Stores Begin Selling Bullets In Vending Machines

A vending company called American Rounds has installed its machines in a handful of supermarkets in Oklahoma, Alabama, and Texas, allowing customers to buy ammo while picking up groceries. What do you think?

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13 Jul 11:07

Biden Holds Critical Press Conference

In the wake of calls for him to step down from the presidential race following a poor debate performance and concerns about his mental ability to fulfill his duties, President Biden held an hour-long press conference in an attempt to prove his fitness for the position. What do you think?

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13 Jul 11:06

IRS Collects $1 Billion In Back Taxes From Wealthy Americans

Following a series of initiatives the IRS launched last year to pursue extremely wealthy tax evaders with a focus on individuals with more than $1 million in income and over $250,000 in debt, the organization announced that it has successfully collected $1 billion in back taxes. What do you think?

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12 Jul 06:35

For Sale: Giant Casino in Economically Depressed, Opioid-Plagued City

by Christine Stevens

It turns out that building a humongous casino in a small city next to a mid-sized river, nowhere near a big city, the ocean, the desert, or good weather, excludes you from the “destination” designation. This means not many people want to come to lose their money in your oversized sucker palace.

Clearly, we were overly optimistic with our revenue projections. While we averaged twenty-two bajillion dollars per month, we just couldn’t move the needle to our target of thirty-two wadzillion per month. The forty-two flabillion we’ve extracted from this community in five years (even with a pandemic) just isn’t satisfying our stockholders. They’re complaining that they’re not making enough in stock buybacks to purchase a second yacht, private jet, or Supreme Court justice.

It looks like even though we told everyone there’d be three thousand jobs for the locals, we’ve only managed to hire less than half that amount. Who knew blackjack dealers wanted decently funded schools for their kids?

It’s apparent that the growth of online and legalized sports betting has taken a bite out of our profit margin, like the impoverished locals at the $2.99 all-you-can-eat buffet.

It also appears we haven’t been able to attract many top-tier acts to our two-thousand-seat concert hall. Plenty of Long Island mediums, psychics, and ZZ Top tribute bands, but nothing rising to the level of those faceless dancers in Jabbawockeez or Madam Boozy Skunkton of Atomic Saloon Show. Also, in an attempt to resort-ify the place, we tried offering indoor virtual spelunking and horseback riding, but that hasn’t panned out either.

We did get some things right. As part of our community outreach (required by law), we expanded our in-house gambling addiction services. You can find counselors sixteen hours a day, wandering the slots parlor—look for the vests with YOU CAN “TELL” ME printed on the back. Plus, because of the whole “free drinks while you gamble” thing, we now include AA meetings in our spacious Just One More bar and lounge. NarcAnon meetings run hourly in the men’s room off the Good Luck With That gaming emporium. We’re very proud of this.

Even so, you can be assured that there’s still a dearth of research on the impact of casino gambling on the communities which they prey upon. And thank goodness the NIH still doesn’t have any resources aimed at studying or mitigating problem gambling. No research = no problem, right?

So, make us an offer. We’re betting this windowless money mausoleum sits empty for a few years before a hedge fund snaps it up and tries to suck another couple of billion out of the locals.

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12 Jul 06:35

Things Biden Can Do To Reinvigorate His Campaign

After his disastrous debate performance, President Joe Biden continues to flounder in the polls and faces a growing contingent of Democratic donors and elected officials calling for him to step down. The Onion explores several possible things Biden can do to reinvigorate his struggling campaign.

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12 Jul 06:33

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12 Jul 06:33

$1 Billion Donation To Johns Hopkins University To Allow Most Medical Students Free Tuition

Bloomberg Philanthropies announced that it is gifting $1 billion to Johns Hopkins University to cover medical students’ full tuition if their families earn less than $300,000, as well as cover the living expenses of students from families who earn less than $175,000 and increase financial aid for nursing and public…

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12 Jul 04:04

Summer School 1: An Economic History of the World

Planet Money Summer School is back for eight weeks. Join as we travel back in time to find the origins of our economic way of life. Today we ask surprisingly hard question: What is money? And where did it come from? We travel to a remote island in the Pacific Ocean for the answer. Then we'll visit France in the year 1714, where a man on the lam tries to revolutionize the country's entire monetary system, and comes impressively close to the modern economy we have today, before it all falls apart. Check out our Summer School video cheat sheet on the origins of money at the Planet Money TikTok.

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11 Jul 17:36

what’s the strangest customer feedback you’ve heard?

by Ask a Manager

This post was written by Alison Green and published on Ask a Manager.

This week’s “ask the readers” question comes courtesy of this reader:

I was talking to one of my friends the other day and the topic of hilarious customer comments/complaints came up. I had one that I’ve carried with me for about a decade now and I wanted to share it:

“The worst paper in all of human history. Quite like cheap construction paper, but with unpredictable reactions to wet and dry media. Extremely fragile. Breaks into rubbish at the slightest application of compressed charcoal, an eraser, or water. Could dig a hole to China in minutes if the earth was made of this material. Unusable for nearly all art media. ZERO similarity to last production run.”

It makes me laugh every time I read it and I was wondering just how many other people out there have something like this.

Let’s discuss funny customer complaints/reviews/feedback in the comments!

11 Jul 17:31

updates: we have to cook food to feed our well-paid managers, and more

by Ask a Manager

This post was written by Alison Green and published on Ask a Manager.

Here are four updates from past letter-writers.

1. We have to cook food to feed our very well-paid managers

I realized that I might be one of the few people who could push back on this because I am a long-term employee with a good record who is about to retire so any potential retribution would have little or no effect on me. So I spoke to one of the leadership team and said how bad the optics were on this and how upset people were about being asked to do this. This person listened, spoke to the big boss, and the result is that the leadership team is covering the costs!

I didn’t have time to read all the comments and respond but I appreciate the helpful — and funny — suggestions.

2. How do I deal with a painfully slow talker?

Your advice was very helpful, as was the advice from most of the commenters. I let Jane know that we understood the need for some hand-holding through these many assessments but that we thought we could probably get through most of them on our own and would let her know if we had any questions. Then we’d schedule a time to review them with her rather than fill them out with her in real time. This has been a great help and cut waaaaaaay back on time both my husband and I had to set aside during our work day to have meetings with Jane.

We also had another wonderful therapist working with our son and got most of our updates from her over the last six months, so that also helped us get through some of the processes more easily. Unfortunately, that therapist has since retired and we are back to working solely with Jane but, with the assessment stage out of the way, we’re spending much, much less time trying to crawl through several pages of questionnaires right before a deadline and more time talking with Jane (as slowly as she needs) about how we can best support our son. He’s making great strides with his speech, is becoming more social, and his teacher recently said she considers him “academically advanced.” So we’re very happy we’ve stuck with Jane!

3. I’m being pressured to take a promotion I don’t want (#3 at the link)

After much discussion above my level and without my knowledge, my manager was able to argue that a consultant position be applied to my role, and I was promoted! I do not have to manage anyone, but will be responsible for training new hires and improving processes. If I decide in the future that I want to manage, that path is still open to me. I cannot adequately describe how valued and appreciated my manager and my company has made me feel.

I guess my advice is to always listen to Ask a Manager and the wonderful commenters, continue to do what you love (and strive to do it well), and to share your knowledge with others. It might not always get you what you’re looking for, but good employees never go unnoticed. Thank you all so much!

4. I can’t get anyone to acknowledge my resignation (#4 at the link)

I never did hear back from the site leader. I was, however, lucky to find a different program leader (at the same level of the vacant supervisor position) who was sympathetic and offered to take my class off the schedule if needed.

So I told my students that the schedule didn’t reflect it yet, but my last class would be on *date* (thanks to the commenters, particularly the one who suggested adding the language about “not reflected in the schedule”).

I did teach out that last class, and the schedule has now been updated. I feel free.

11 Jul 17:26

Using DLARC, Amateur Radio Operators are Resurrecting Technical Ideas from the Past, Using 21st Century Tech

by kaysavetz

A Thank You to Internet Archive’s Digital Library of Amateur Radio & Communications
by Steve Stroh N8GNJ

In 2021, I was a member of the committee that recommended approval of a significant grant from Amateur Radio Digital Communications (ARDC) to Internet Archive to create the Digital Library of Amateur Radio & Communications (DLARC). I could foresee the potential of DLARC then… but I couldn’t then imagine the scale of what DLARC would become, nor how useful DLARC would prove to be for the entirety of the Amateur (Ham) Radio community worldwide.

In my newsletter Zero Retries, I write about interesting developments in Ham Radio to folks like me whose primary interest in Ham Radio is experimenting with the more advanced technological possibilities of Ham Radio. Such developments include communicating with data modes locally and worldwide (Packet Radio), using Ham Radio satellites and communicating with Ham Radio astronauts on the International Space Station, and developing M17, a new two way radio technology based entirely on open source (to mention just a few).

One of my favorite ways to use the DLARC (nearly 120,000 items now, and still growing) is to re-explore ideas that were proposed or attempted in Ham Radio, but for various reasons, didn’t quite become mainstream. Typically, the technology of earlier eras simply wasn’t up to some proposed ideas. But, with the technology of the 2020s such as cheap, powerful computers and software defined radio technology, many old ideas can be reexamined with perhaps succeed in becoming mainstream now. The problem has been that much of the source material for such “reimagining” has been languishing in file cabinets or bookcases of Ham Radio Operators like me, with nowhere to go. With the grant, IA could hire a dedicated archivist and began receiving, scanning, hosting, and aggregating electronic versions of old Ham Radio material.

One of my favorite examples of maybe we should try this again? is a one page flyer for a radio unit designed for data – the  NW Digital Radio UDRX-440. That radio was a leading-edge idea in 2013, but didn’t become a product. One reason for that fate was that it required a small but powerful computer that NW Digital Radio was forced to develop itself, which was expensive. More than a decade later, the computer that NW Digital Radio required, with a quad-core, 1.8 GHZ processor and 1 GB of RAM is available off-the-shelf – for $35. Perhaps it’s time for an innovative Ham Radio manufacturer to try creating something like the UDRX-440 again. Being able to provide a link to illustrate such a concept, and prove that one manufacturer got as far as the design stage, can be inspirational.

Another example maybe we should try this again? is the PACSAT system, a data-communications protocol and hardware specification for Ham Radio satellites that combined multiple receivers with a single high speed transmitter for more efficient throughput of data. In the 1990s, PACSAT was proposed and several satellites were actually built and put into orbit. But then, PACSAT required dedicated, expensive, specialized hardware suitable only for a satellite. In the 2020s, a PACSAT system could replace a Ham Radio repeater with a software defined receiver (can now listen to multiple frequencies) and a few other off-the-shelf parts. The difference that DLARC makes is that all the original reference material for PACSAT can easily be found in DLARC. If some graduate student were to email me looking for a project, I can suggest that they create a “PACSAT 2025” – and point them to all of the PACSAT material in DLARC.

Many new Ham Radio Operators live in “restricted” living arrangements such as apartments, condominiums, or communities that don’t allow external antennas. Thus, to operate on the Ham Radio “High Frequency – HF” bands (shortwave) bands, some “creativity” is required – a stealthy antenna. One of my favorite collections within DLARC is 73 Magazine which was published monthly for 43 years, with many, many antenna construction articles such as the “compressed W3EDP” HF antenna that would fit into an attic. Unlike current Ham Radio magazines, all 516 issues of 73 Magazine can be browsed, and downloaded, and because Internet Archive does optical character recognition (OCR), every word of every issue is keyword searchable.That, is powerful and ample “food for the imagination” of Ham Radio Operators looking to the past for some interesting projects to tackle.

Those are just a few examples of the utility of DLARC from my perspective. Ham Radio has existed for more than a century, but prior to DLARC, there was no comprehensive online archive of Ham Radio material. There were some personal archives, some Ham Radio clubs and organizations had their newsletters online, but there was no comprehensive online archive of Ham Radio material. DLARC is now the archive that Ham Radio has been missing. Most significantly, unlike some Ham Radio organizations, material in DLARC is free for public access (though some material is subject to Controlled Digital Lending). DLARC includes club newsletters (from all over the world), Ham Radio books and magazines (some from very early in the 20th century), audio recordings, video recordings, conference proceedings… literally a treasure trove of knowledge and ideas and inspiration.

Thank you Internet Archive and Archivist Kay Savetz K6KJN for all the hard work in creating and growing Digital Library of Amateur Radio & Communications – we really appreciate it (and I use it nearly every day).

Steve Stroh
Amateur Radio Operator N8GNJ
Bellingham, Washington, USA

11 Jul 17:19

New Ways to Search Archived Music News

by Mark Graham
First crawl of CMT News on January 10, 2002.

When MTVNews.com went offline in late June, Internet users were quick to discover that some (but sadly, not all) of the site had been archived in the Internet Archive’s Wayback Machine. While you can no longer browse MTV News directly on the web, the archived pages are available via the Wayback Machine, starting with the first crawl of the site on July 5, 1997.

The same is true for CMT (Country Music Television) News, which was first crawled by the Internet Archive on January 10, 2002.

In response to patron requests, our engineers have created new search indexes for each site:

Why provide search indexes to music news? Because, as Michael Alex, founding editor of MTV News Digital, wrote in an op-ed for Variety, “the archives of MTV News and countless other news and entertainment organizations have a similar value: They’re a living record of entertainment history as it happened.”

It’s important to remember that these collections were captured as a routine part of the daily work conducted by more than one thousand libraries and archives collaborating with the Internet Archive to archive the web. For centuries, libraries have been the trusted repositories of culture and knowledge. As our news and information sources move increasingly digital, the role of libraries like the Internet Archive and our partners has changed to meet these new demands. This is why libraries like ours exist, and why web archiving is critical for preserving our shared digital culture.

11 Jul 17:15

Lady Macbeth Urges Biden to Drop Out

by Annie Berke and Amy Wise Rothschild

Hie thee hither that I might pour my spirits in thine ear
On all that impedes thee from the Oval Room.
Thane Axelrod summoned me today to betray my nature
But follow my sense, when I say, my liege:
What’s done is done. The enterprise is shot.

In the past, thou hast found in me a woman of fell purpose
But, my Lord, screw your courage. We could fail.
Safer, no doubt, to name a hale successor,
One quick of wit and sharp of tongue.

You talk of the witches’ prophecy—that thou shall be promoted twice—
And repeat it as sharply as an owl’s scream. Speak not again.
You make thyself a hoarse raven, and God knows
We need none of that right now. Take thy DayQuil and listen:

These witches three know not of what they speak.
They cannot predict thy future station.
Their projections change by the wind like Lady Alito’s flags,
So full of hollow pageantry and too easily moved.

Was the hope drunk
Wherein you dressed yourself?
Hear ye not warnings from the Witches of CNN, MSNBC?
Just Monday past, thou hast sipped the frothy brew of Morning Joe.
Was it not bitter? My lord, the milk of human kindness has run dry.
E’en the Grey Lady doth cast a pallor on thine name.
Thy castle is not safe, no mind the arrows that thy pretty Hunter shoots.

And on this purpose, art thou the one with worms in thine brain,
That thou would let thine felon offspring curl up
So close to the seat of power? Mine own memory said
’Twere the idiot spawn of Kennedy with this malady,
But I’ll say no more, for fear we both go mad.

I hear a knocking: it’s reality. Wilt thou answer?
Come! Come!
’Tis too risky to leave the palace unguarded,
Lest the craven, deranged orange King
Once more seize the crown.
He is himself a snake!

I’m thoroughly unsexed, of which I’ve made no secret, but on this account,
I wonder if the woman you once chose might be the man you seek.
(The K-Hive, at least, would spring to her defense.
This seems to be the betting market’s sense.)

Thou hast served admirably and bravely trekked
these Scottish moors from the tides of Delaware.
The people delighted in your bromance of yesteryear.
And what’s done cannot be undone.
So take thy burnished medallion and purple ribbon
And enjoy it in thine leisure,
Sovereign Grandfather, Dark Brandon.
You lack the season of all natures: sleep.

Lord! Lord! I didn’t mean this instant. Sleep no more!
Your drowsy eyes harken the sorry sight
Of that unrepentant tyrant
Who could not keep wide his gaze
Even through the Storminess of Daniel.

I will endeavor once more to earn thine ear,
as the Highlands bloom so fine this time of year,
Thou shalt be received with ample celebration,
A victory tour to stir envy in the hearts of all.
Consider it not so deeply, and rest.

… It seems you remain unmoved as a tree.
Prithee, I might dash my own brains out—
Out, Out! I want out of this damned spot!

I pray you, Lord, leave none of this to me.
Nought’s had, all’s spent. I wash my hands of thee.

11 Jul 17:12

Senior Moment

11 Jul 03:05

Study Finds Increased Cognitive Function Linked To Being Released From Headlock

ITHACA, NY—In a new study published Wednesday that offers fresh insight into the relationship between brain activity and the classic restraining maneuver, scientists at Cornell University’s Department of Neurobiology and Behavior found increased cognitive function is linked to being released from a headlock. “Subjects…

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11 Jul 03:05

Archaeologists Find Marble Statue Of Ancient God In A Sewer

Bulgarian archaeologists excavating an ancient Roman sewer stumbled upon a 6.8-foot-tall marble statue of the Greek god Hermes, which they believe was intentionally placed there in 388 A.D. and covered with dirt, causing it to be remarkably well preserved. What do you think?

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11 Jul 03:03

Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test

LAKELAND, FL—In what the evangelical congregation hailed as a significant step forward for its security capabilities, local megachurch Lakeland Liberty Fellowship confirmed Tuesday it had conducted a successful test of a nuclear missile. “Today’s detonation of a 50-kiloton thermonuclear device should serve as a…

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10 Jul 10:35

Quest To Find The Largest Number

by CodeParade

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You may have heard of some famous large numbers like Graham's Number or TREE(3) but I go way beyond that to find the largest number that could fit in a small space; an SMS text message or tweet.

Some googology and lambda examples from this video were hard to find, here are some resources to help if you're interested in researching further:
Lambda Diagrams: https://tromp.github.io/cl/diagrams.html
Binary Lambda Calculus: https://tromp.github.io/cl/Binary_lambda_calculus.html
Melo's Number: https://codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/263884
Buchholz Ordinal Algorithm: https://codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/219466

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Jesse Spillane - An Undersea Cache of Relics
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10 Jul 10:22

Caitlin Clark Supplements Rookie Salary By Taking Adjunct Professor Of Basketball Job

INDIANAPOLIS—Saying she figured she could do course prep while traveling to away games on the team bus, WNBA star Caitlin Clark told reporters she had begun supplementing her rookie salary this week with a second job as an adjunct professor of basketball. “I’m teaching a freshman-level Intro to Basketball Studies…

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10 Jul 10:12

Fashionably late

https://www.oglaf.com/fashionablylate/