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01 Jul 19:18

my coworker has a horrifying WWII artifact at home

by Ask a Manager

Content warning: this is upsetting.

A reader writes:

I am a member of a union. Our local chapter dispatches us to jobs. We can get work through the union either as full members (myself) or as registrants (my coworker Gertrude). Some of these jobs also require us to be registered as employees of the site, so we have a second line of authority. This particular job has a third line, an outside vendor at a very corporate venue (the second line).

Gertrude has always come across as very naive and sheltered and not very smart. At work recently, she told me and another person (Alexis) that she has, from a German relative, a doll whose hair is from Jewish victims of World War II. None of the three of us are Jewish, and this was in a “here’s an interesting family story” tone. Alexis and I were shocked, and our first response was to tell her to call a synagogue and surrender it immediately. We were firm but not yelling, and Gertrude seemed genuinely shocked at our response. We left work shortly after, and I wasn’t able to really this process this until the next morning.

I have received guidance on better avenues to pursue for the respectful disposition of the doll (assuming it is legitimate) and will be working to convince her to surrender it to me (outside of work). I have no idea how this will go.

The advice I need is how to approach this with my union, the employers at the venue, and the company. I have reason to believe that my union will take it seriously. A while ago, a woman (Jane) suddenly yelled “we need to build that wall!” to a group consisting of at least one woman of Hispanic descent and a woman whose first language is Spanish, among others. Jane was never dispatched with us again.

Gertrude’s membership vote is coming up next month, and I will be talking to our leadership about why I think it’s inappropriate to talk about your Nazi death doll at work, and why I think a person who thinks it is should not be a representative of our union (we are still actively and vocally supportive of DEI). I am not so confident about the corporate entity, but I think that as a member of a protected class (not Jewish, but one the Nazis also targeted) I can mention the EEOC, but I am on much shakier ground here.

I am not concerned about blowback on me. I have the support of my spouse and I spent my one day off in nine straight days figuring out how to deal with this on a personal and professional level, so I am furious and very tired. I also have a reputation as being both very good at my job as well as kind of an unlikable weirdo (neurodivergent). This isn’t about me anyway, but I feel like this should be said.

It’s absolutely disgusting that your coworker has a doll made of murdered Jews’ hair, but it’s probably not a work issue.

If your coworker were bringing the doll into work or talking about it all the time, then yes, definitely. But one comment in casual conversation isn’t going to rise to the level of what the law considers workplace harassment (which must be “severe or pervasive”) and isn’t something your company is likely to take action on. The fact that you’re a member of a protected class won’t come into play.

We can safely conclude Gertrude is at best a … deeply problematic person, and at worst an active anti-semite. It rightfully should affect the way you see her. But unless more happens at work, your company isn’t likely to get involved in what horrible genocide artifacts an employee possesses at home.

You can certainly try to educate Gertrude if you think she’s genuinely coming from a place of naïveté rather than something worse, but unless something more comes of it, it’s not really a work issue.

Thank you for speaking up and not letting it pass, though.

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01 Jul 19:12

an employee started a false rumor that her manager was having an affair

by Ask a Manager

A reader writes:

I am a manager of a handful of front line managers. One manager, Emily, approached me the other day to say that one of the receptionists, Jane, told her there was a rumor going around the office that Emily was having an affair with a coworker, John, and that she hoped the behavior would stop. The behavior in question? They joke around with each other.

Emily investigated where the rumor was coming from and found it originated with Jane. She went through a rough couple of days when she felt completely blindsided and sick about the whole thing. She is happily married and so is John. I have seen them interact many times and it’s only ever seemed like two colleagues who banter back and forth together. I have never seen or heard anything that would raise concern. Moreover, I have worked with Emily and John for a long time and their character is above reproach. I am not concerned at all that there’s anything to the rumor.

Jane has been at the center of office gossip before. In fact, before she was concerned that Emily and John were having an affair, she felt like another coworker and John were getting “too close.”

I have heard for the last few months that Jane feels she would be a better manager than Emily, and I wonder if this is her way of trying to get rid of Emily. I have never wanted Jane to be a manager. She has never shown that she would be good at it, so she isn’t on my radar when it comes to any kind of succession planning.

I plan on speaking with Jane about unprofessional behavior and the company policy about not gossiping, and I plan on giving her an official warning on this subject. Is there anything else I can do? How should I word my conversation with her? And, should I in this same conversation tell her that she will never be a manager under my downline? Or would that just be piling on?

I answer this question over at Inc. today, where I’m revisiting letters that have been buried in the archives here from years ago (and sometimes updating/expanding my answers to them). You can read it here.

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01 Jul 18:17

Peter Thiel Shows Trump How To Sort Spreadsheet Of Americans By Ethnicity

by The Onion Staff

WASHINGTON—Stressing that it would be simplest to troubleshoot now during the onboarding process for his company’s surveillance technology, Palantir founder Peter Thiel reportedly spent Tuesday morning showing President Donald Trump how to sort a spreadsheet of Americans by ethnicity. “So what’s neat is that you can just do command-shift-E and rank every single resident from whitest to least,” said the billionaire libertarian, leaning over the commander-in-chief’s shoulder and demonstrating how simple it was to use a drop-down menu to search for undesirable ethnic characteristics among the more than 340 million names on display.  “Nope, that’s religion, Mr. President. You want to be over in column E. I went ahead and separated the Jews from the regular Caucasians for you. Oh, sure, I guess you can call them that if you want. That’s what the label section is for.” At press time, reports confirmed a flustered Thiel was attempting to answer the president’s question on whether deleting a person from the spreadsheet would also delete them in real life.

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01 Jul 18:17

‘1000-Lb Sisters’ Episode Begins With Disclaimer That Something Wrong With You For Watching

by The Onion Staff

ATLANTA—Reminding you that the views expressed in the show serve as a reflection of your own depravity, a disclaimer that aired Tuesday at the beginning of TLC’s 1000-Lb Sisters stated that something is very wrong with you for watching this. “WARNING: The following episode speaks to the deeply and irrevocably messed up part of your psyche that compels you to tune in to this show,” the disclaimer read in part, explaining that your choice of a television program in which profoundly overweight and depressed sisters indulge in a litany of unhealthy behaviors, regularly have blowout fights with their family, and incessantly make childish fart jokes is indicative of major issues that exist in you, the viewer, who gawks at their experience. “All people and events depicted in this show are a perverse expression of your own twisted mind, in which you have somehow concluded not only that it’s okay to watch two nearly bedridden and uneducated sisters struggle to perform basic tasks, but that it’s actually a form of entertainment.” The disclaimer went on to state that viewer discretion would be advised if you had even a minimal capacity to exercise discretion, but clearly you do not.

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01 Jul 18:16

01 Jul 18:15

The audience is facing the other way, Debbie.

The audience is facing the other way, Debbie.

01 Jul 14:11

Harrison Ford Glares With Exhaustion As Disney Pitches Resurrecting Han Solo With Cybernetic Torso

by The Onion Staff
01 Jul 14:11

Wimbledon Player Issued Violation For Un-British Display Of Emotion

by The Onion Staff

LONDON—Receiving the warning shortly after first-round matches got underway at Wimbledon, tennis player Daniil Medvedev was issued a code violation Monday for an un-British display of emotion. “Code violation, Medvedev, for verbally expressing frustration,” said chair umpire Oliver Gladwin-Taylor, reminding both players that they must “keep things stoic” after Medvedev audibly sighed and slightly shook his head following a double fault. “If you maintain a stiff upper lip as the rules dictate, I won’t have to make that call. Even now, I can tell by looking at you that you are not happy with the code violation, and if you don’t return to a neutral facial expression, I will have no choice but to penalize you a point. I suggest you carry on with your chin held high, keeping your emotional state buried deep, deep inside. I expect a dry, laconic match from here on out. This isn’t the French Open.” At press time, witnesses confirmed a member of the crowd had to be removed from the stadium for clapping too enthusiastically. 

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01 Jul 14:08

Texas medical marijuana industry to push for hemp age restrictions and delta-8 ban

by By Stephen Simpson
Medical program leaders want a ban on synthetic delta-8 THC, which makes up the bulk of consumable hemp products.
01 Jul 14:08

Trump threatens to set Doge on Musk as pair feud again over budget plan

The US president suggests the cost-cutting agency the tech titan helped set up could be used against him.
01 Jul 14:07

Hello, mid-90s. A great time to be alive, but not so great a temperature profile

by Eric Berger

In brief: Houston’s weather turns stable and predictable for the next week. Although some thunderstorm chances remain today, by and large we are moving to a mostly sunny, hot, and humid pattern through the holiday weekend. Expect fireworks at night, and fiery weather during the daytime.

A warmer pattern

As high pressure starts to build over the area, Houston should see its most sustained heat of the year over the next week or so. We have had a few days of 95-degree plus heat here or there this summer, but from now at least through the weekend we should consistently be in the mid- to upper 90s with very warm nights. We will see mostly sunny skies to go along with this heat, with only a smattering of rain chances. So basically, prepare for that rich Houston summer weather you know and love, because it now lies at hand.

Tuesday

As noted above, we can expect high temperatures this afternoon to reach the mid-90s for most of the Houston area away from the coast. Skies should be partly to mostly sunny. I do think there is a decent chance of showers and a few thunderstorms today as there remains a fair bit of moisture in the atmosphere. This is probably the kind of thing where perhaps 20 percent of the area sees rainfall, but there will be some pockets of fairly intense rain in those locations that do see rain. Winds will come from the southeast at 5 to 10 mph this afternoon. Lows tonight will drop into the mid-70s.

Hello, heat. (Weather Bell)

Wednesday and Thursday

High temperatures will range from the low-90s near the coast to upper-90s for inland areas during these two days, with partly to mostly sunny skies. A few isolated showers will be possible during the afternoon hours, with peak heating. Nights will be partly cloudy and humid.

Friday, Saturday, and Sunday

The weekend should bring plenty of sunshine and heat. Specifically for the Fourth of July, rain chances are near zero with plenty of sunshine expected. It’s a good holiday for the beach, but with the Sun at its highest level in the sky for the year, you’ll quickly burn if you leave skin exposed for too long. For fireworks we have few weather concerns. It will be humid, of course, but it is always humid on the Fourth of July in Houston. The rest of the weekend will see continued temperatures in the mid- to upper-90s. Perhaps there is a 10 or 20 percent chance of rain by Sunday.

Next week

As high pressure eases off a bit, we probably will see a slight uptick in rain chances next week, as well as a slight moderation in daily high temperatures. But how high those rain chances rise, and how much the mercury falls, remains an open question.

Tropics outlook from the National Hurricane Center.

Tropics

The National Hurricane Center is highlighting an area in the northeast Gulf as a potential area of development over the next few days. None of the models are getting too excited about this system, however. Regardless it is unlikely to have any meaningful impact on our weather here in Texas. Beyond this, the tropics appear to be quiet.

01 Jul 14:07

Wayback Machine to Hit ‘Once-in-a-Generation Milestone’ this October: One Trillion Web Pages Archived

by Chris Freeland
Illustration of a towering monolith with "1T" engraved on it, symbolizing the Internet Archive's milestone of archiving 1 trillion web pages. The monolith stands against a cosmic backdrop with a glowing light behind it, evoking a sense of scale and wonder. The Internet Archive logo appears in the lower left corner.

This October, the Internet Archive’s Wayback Machine is projected to hit a once-in-a-generation milestone: 1 trillion web pages archived. That’s one trillion memories, moments, and movements—preserved for the public, forever.

We’ll be commemorating this historic achievement on October 22, 2025, with a global event: a party at our San Francisco headquarters and a livestream for friends and supporters around the world. More than a celebration, it’s a tribute to what we’ve built together: a free and open digital library of the web.

Join us in marking this incredible milestone. Together, we’ve built the largest archive of web history ever assembled. Let’s celebrate this achievement—in San Francisco and around the world—on October 22.

Here’s how you can take part:

1. RSVP
Sign up now to be the first to know when registration opens for our in-person event and livestream.
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2. Support the Internet Archive
Help us continue preserving the web for generations to come.
Donate today!

3. Share Your Story
What does the web mean to you? How has the Wayback Machine helped you remember, research, or recover something important?
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Let’s work together toward October 22—a day to look back, share stories, and celebrate the web we’ve built and preserved together.

01 Jul 14:07

01 Jul 14:06

Senator Blackburn Pulls Support for AI Moratorium in Trump’s ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ Amid Backlash

by Kate Knibbs
After critics called the bill a “get-out-of-jail-free card” for Big Tech that could make it nearly impossible to rein in social media platforms, Senator Marsha Blackburn killed her own compromise.
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01 Jul 11:43

Kristi Noem Secretly Took a Cut of Political Donations

by by Justin Elliott, Joshua Kaplan and Alex Mierjeski

by Justin Elliott, Joshua Kaplan and Alex Mierjeski

ProPublica is a nonprofit newsroom that investigates abuses of power. Sign up to receive our biggest stories as soon as they’re published.

In 2023, while Kristi Noem was governor of South Dakota, she supplemented her income by secretly accepting a cut of the money she raised for a nonprofit that promotes her political career, tax records show.

In what experts described as a highly unusual arrangement, the nonprofit routed funds to a personal company of Noem’s that had recently been established in Delaware. The payment totaled $80,000 that year, a significant boost to her roughly $130,000 government salary. Since the nonprofit is a so-called dark money group — one that’s not required to disclose the names of its donors — the original source of the money remains unknown.

Noem then failed to disclose the $80,000 payment to the public. After President Donald Trump selected Noem to be his secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, she had to release a detailed accounting of her assets and sources of income from 2023 on. She did not include the income from the dark money group on her disclosure form, which experts called a likely violation of federal ethics requirements.

Experts told ProPublica it was troubling that Noem was personally taking money that came from political donors. In a filing, the group, a nonprofit called American Resolve Policy Fund, described the $80,000 as a payment for fundraising. The organization said Noem had brought in hundreds of thousands of dollars.

There is nothing remarkable about a politician raising money for nonprofits and other groups that promote their campaigns or agendas. What’s unusual, experts said, is for a politician to keep some of the money for themselves.

“If donors to these nonprofits are not just holding the keys to an elected official’s political future but also literally providing them with their income, that’s new and disturbing,” said Daniel Weiner, a former Federal Election Commission attorney who now leads the Brennan Center’s work on campaign finance.

ProPublica discovered details of the payment in the annual tax form of American Resolve Policy Fund, which is part of a network of political groups that promote Noem and her agenda. The nonprofit describes its mission as “fighting to preserve America for the next generation.” There’s little evidence in the public domain that the group has done much. In its first year, its main expenditures were paying Noem and covering the cost of some unspecified travel. It also maintains social media accounts devoted to promoting Noem. It has 100 followers on X.

In a statement, Noem’s lawyer, Trevor Stanley, said, “Then-Governor Noem fully complied with the letter and the spirit of the law” and that the Office of Government Ethics, which processes disclosure forms for federal officials, “analyzed and cleared her financial information in regards to this entity.” Stanley did not respond to follow-up questions about whether the ethics office was aware of the $80,000 payment.

Stanley also said that “Secretary Noem fully disclosed all of her income on public documents that are readily available.” Asked for evidence of that, given that Noem didn’t report the $80,000 payment on her federal financial disclosure form, Stanley did not respond.

Before being named Homeland Security secretary, overseeing immigration enforcement, Noem spent two decades in South Dakota’s government and the U.S. House of Representatives, drawing a public servant’s salary. Her husband, Bryon Noem, runs a small insurance brokerage with two offices in the state. Between his company and his real estate holdings, he has at least $2 million in assets, according to Noem’s filing.

While she is among the least wealthy members of Trump’s Cabinet, her personal spending habits have attracted notice. Noem was photographed wearing a gold Rolex Cosmograph Daytona watch that costs nearly $50,000 as she toured the Salvadoran prison where her agency is sending immigrants. In April, after her purse was stolen at a Washington, D.C., restaurant, it emerged she was carrying $3,000 in cash, which an official said was for “dinner, activities, and Easter gifts.” She was criticized for using taxpayer money as governor to pay for expenses related to trips to Paris, to Canada for bear hunting and to Houston to have dental work done. At the time, Noem denied misusing public funds.

Noem’s personal company, an LLC called Ashwood Strategies, shares a name with one of her horses. It was registered in Delaware early in her second term as South Dakota governor, around 1 p.m. on June 22, 2023. Four minutes later, the nonprofit American Resolve Policy Fund was incorporated in Delaware too.

American Resolve raised $1.1 million in 2023, according to its tax filing. The group reported that it had zero employees, and what it did with that money is largely unclear.

Noem’s Ashwood Strategies received an $80,000 fundraising fee in 2023 for raising $800,000 for the nonprofit, according to the group’s tax filing. (Internal Revenue Service. Screenshot and highlights by ProPublica.)

In 2023, the nonprofit spent only about $220,000 of its war chest — with more than a third of that going to Noem’s LLC. The rest mostly went toward administrative expenses and a roughly $84,000 travel budget. It’s not clear whose travel the group paid for.

The nonprofit reported that it sent the $80,000 fundraising fee to Noem’s LLC as payment for bringing in $800,000, a 10% cut. A professional fundraiser who also raised money for the group was paid a lower rate of 7%.

In the intervening years, American Resolve has maintained a low public profile. In March, it purchased Facebook ads attacking a local news outlet in South Dakota, which had been reporting on Noem’s use of government credit cards. Noem’s lawyer did not answer questions about whether the group paid her more money after 2023, the most recent year for which its tax filing is available.

The nonprofit has an affiliated political committee, American Resolve PAC, that’s been more active, at least in public. Touting Noem’s conservative leadership under a picture of her staring off into the sky, its website said the PAC was created to put “Kristi and her team on the ground in key races across America.” Noem traveled the country last year attending events the PAC sponsored in support of Republican candidates.

American Resolve’s treasurer referred questions to Noem’s lawyer. In his statement, Noem’s lawyer said she “did not establish, finance, maintain, or control American Resolve Fund. She was simply a vender for a non-profit entity.”

While Noem failed to report the fundraising income Ashwood Strategies received on her federal financial disclosure, she did provide some other details. She described the LLC as involving “personal activities outside my official gubernatorial capacity” and noted that it received the $140,000 advance for her book “No Going Back.” The LLC also had a bank account with between $100,001 and $250,000 in it and at least $50,000 of “livestock and equipment,” she reported.

The fact that Ashwood Strategies is Noem’s company only emerged through the confirmation process for her Trump Cabinet post. South Dakota has minimal disclosure rules for elected officials, and Noem had not previously divulged that she created a side business while she was governor.

Noem’s outside income may have run afoul of South Dakota law, according to Lee Schoenbeck, a veteran Republican politician and attorney who was until recently the head of the state Senate. The law requires top officials, including the governor, to devote their full time to their official roles.

“There’s no way the governor is supposed to have a private side business that the public doesn’t know about,” Schoenbeck told ProPublica. “It would clearly not be appropriate.”

Noem’s lawyer said South Dakota law allowed her to receive income from the nonprofit.

Do you have any information we should know about Kristi Noem or other administration officials? Justin Elliott can be reached by email at justin@propublica.org and by Signal or WhatsApp at 774-826-6240. Josh Kaplan can be reached by email at joshua.kaplan@propublica.org and by Signal or WhatsApp at 734-834-9383.

01 Jul 04:22

Ordnance Survey let us change the map of Britain

by Jay Foreman

Part 2 of our adventures behind the scenes at the makers of Britain's best maps, Ordnance Survey

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https://www.ordnancesurvey.co.uk/about
01 Jul 04:19

He should be showing more leg. Someone else’s leg.

He should be showing more leg. Someone else’s leg.

01 Jul 02:45

Bulk Lots of DB-19s for Sale!

by Steve

It’s time to relinquish my title as DB-19 king of the world and share some of my supply with other members of the vintage computing community, whether they’re repairing old machines, designing new devices, or even selling products that compete with BMOW. Yes, you heard that correctly. Nobody should need to resort to work-arounds like 3D-printing substitute DB-19’s when there already exists a supply of first quality, all-metal, professionally manufactured parts. So here we go!

Why do I have the world’s largest stockpile of DB-19 connectors? If you’ve never heard of the D-SUB DB-19, it’s a simple 19-pin connector that was common in Apple II, Macintosh, Atari, and NeXT computers from the 1980s. It later fell out of popularity, and manufacturers stopped making them in the 1990s. After the millenium when retrocomputing grew more popular, everybody snatched up the remaining supplies of DB-19s to use in their vintage computing projects, until there were none left.

In 2016 I gained some internet fame by commissioning an Asian factory to set up a new production line and manufacture brand new DB-19 connectors for the first time in the 21st century. Making it happen was a crazy adventure, but I had little alternative, because sales of the BMOW Floppy Emu disk emulator were taking off, and required a DB-19 in every device sold. Before long, I had unintentionally turned myself into the largest holder of DB-19 connectors anywhere, which I jealously guarded like a dragon sitting on its pile of gold. From time to time I got requests from other members of the vintage computer community asking to buy some of my hoard, but I usually said no. Sorry! I needed to ensure my own supply for BMOW.

Now it’s 2025, times are different, and I would prefer to see some of my stash reach other hands and other makers of vintage computer equipment. I’m selling the DB-19’s in large lots of 1000 pieces each, beginning with an eBay auction to help determine the level of interest and demand. The starting bid on the auction is equivalent to $0.44 each, which is an extreme bargain compared to the prices that they’ve sold for elsewhere in the last decade, if you could find them at all. I won’t be selling them individually or in small lots, but maybe somebody else will want to buy them in bulk and then flip them in small quantities for a nice profit. And if you have dreams for some massive number of DB-19 connectors, more than the lot that I’ve listed, talk to me.

The connectors offered for sale here were newly manufactured in 2024 for Big Mess o’ Wires, and are the same DB-19’s sold with the BMOW Floppy Emu and other BMOW products. They are DB-19 male, with solder cup terminals, sometimes called DB-19P. They are professionally manufactured by a D-SUB factory and have an all-metal shell. This is the connector itself (without shroud or other wires), and they can be used for making cables, or can also be edge-mounted on a 1.2mm or 1.6mm thick PCB as BMOW does. A footprint file for edge-mounting is available upon request. They are packaged in plastic trays of 50 pieces each, with 20 trays (1000 pieces) per box.

Interested? The eBay auction listing is here. Auction ends on Tuesday, July 8. Thanks for your interest!

01 Jul 02:44

The A&W Guy is dating your mom and you’re surprisingly okay with it

by Ian Yamamoto

TORONTO – The pleasant bald man from the A&W commercials is seeing your mother, but you know what? It doesn’t bother you. “He’s a nice man,” says your 63-year-old mother. “The A&W Guy has such a big smile and he’s so warm and friendly and huggable. It’s been so hard since your father left, and […]

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01 Jul 02:43

Sweaty Corn Making Summer More Humid

by The Onion Staff

Midwestern corn crops are releasing vast amounts of moisture into the air, known as “corn sweat”, which, combined with rising temperatures and expanded planting, is fueling increasingly sticky summer humidity. What do you think?

“I prefer the dry heat we get from wheat.”

Brandon Heckman, Montage Splicer

“Can’t Monsanto make us some corn that pants?”

Parker White, Patio Sweeper

“It’s nice of nature to come up with a vegan option to meat sweats.”

Mia Haider, Glue Bottler

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30 Jun 21:32

U.S. Supreme Court declines to hear Exxon’s appeal over $14.25 million penalty for Baytown air pollution

by Kyle McClenagan
According to plaintiffs Environment Texas and the Sierra Club, $14.25 million is the largest penalty issued in a Clean Air Act lawsuit brought by citizens. ExxonMobil must pay the penalty to the federal government after the Supreme Court declined to hear the case.
30 Jun 21:32

Howdy partners! It's that time again! So saddle...

Howdy partners! It's that time again!
So saddle up and say hello to your old friend! #CowboyWho

30 Jun 21:21

2025 mid-year link clearance

by Raymond Chen

¹ The gong shot was so popular that a decade later, they brought back three of the original golfers to do it again [YouTube] (with floating golf balls to allow subsequent retrieval).

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30 Jun 20:53

Lesser-Known New York City Beaches

by Kerry Elson, Miriam Jayaratna, and Ali Solomon

A pedestrian “safety island”

Enjoy lounging on this six-foot urban oasis of grass, cement, and paper plates stained with sunset-hued pizza grease.

The line outside Clinton Street Baking Company

Instead of standing for forty-five minutes in the sun, why not sit? Just remember to scoot your cabana forward a few inches every three minutes. It isn’t so very different from migrating with the rising tide.

The above-ground subway platform in Astoria

Great for tossing a frisbee around—but watch out for the third rail when you’re going long.

The magazine section of Barnes & Noble

Plenty of beach reads here and zero chances a seagull will poop on you.

The laundromat

When you’ve avoided laundry for so long that the only clean outfit in your wardrobe is a bikini, head on over to your local laundromat and enjoy the warm, sea-adjacent breeze from the one working dryer.

Petco

Count how many marine species you can spot in the water, and try not to remove any creatures from their natural habitat—especially not the carnivorous tiger moray eel, which costs $289.99.

The bus lane

If local safety islands are full of sunbathers, quickly set up your chair nearby in this temporarily open space. Sure, you’ll have to jump up and grab all your stuff as the M79 makes roadkill out of your sandcastle, but we all know that buses usually never come, so you’re probably fine.

The Astor Place Starbucks

Before you dismiss this suggestion, remember that “beach” is more a state of mind than it is a location.

That rooftop on the building next door

Sorry, this is a private beach. No trespassing. (Unless you’re dating someone who lives here, which should probably be your new summer goal.)