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06 Jan 22:38

TV Review: The new Todd Margaret is worth meeting, but still destined to fail

by Danette Chavez

When IFC announced that David Cross would return for a third season of The Increasingly Poor Decisions Of Todd Margaret, it seemed the show would have to go back in time—or possibly sideways, to some kind of parallel universe—to move forward with another round of escalating deception and bad decision-making. How else could it account for all the living people following the nuclear annihilation (that Todd was both directly and indirectly responsible for) at the end of season two? The solution, from creator Cross and his co-writer Shaun Pye, is both a retelling and a new story. But while the show may have a new title and an improved protagonist, the same fate awaits him—and the viewer. Which is to say that if you liked the free-associating storytelling of the first two seasons, you’ll enjoy this latest offering.

Each episode of the show, now simply titled ...

06 Jan 17:35

Birth of a Bacon Lover

by Miss Cellania

(YouTube link)

Little Easton got his first taste of bacon on Christmas morning. He was quite pleased with all that salty, fatty goodness! Not only that, he made sure he could say the word, so he ask for it again and again. -via Daily Picks and Flicks  
 

06 Jan 17:32

Suck It, 2015

by Miss Cellania

Things don’t get better just because the calendar changed. Things get better because you make them get better. Just a reminder from Megan McKay at the webcomic Doodle for Food. -via imgur

05 Jan 20:49

Looking Ahead to 2016's Biggest Pop Culture Moments in Comics, Film & TV

2015 was great, but we're already looking forward to some of the most exciting comic book, movie and television events of 2016.
05 Jan 17:58

The author of ‘The Extremely Unofficial and Highly...



The author of ‘The Extremely Unofficial and Highly Unauthorized Star Wars Kama Sutra’ cautions against attempting any of the book’s suggestive poses, which are demonstrated by his collection of action figures. Source

05 Jan 17:55

SpreadThat! is a self-heating butter knife that harnesses your...



SpreadThat! is a self-heating butter knife that harnesses your body warmth with thermal conductive titanium. Just hold it for about 20 seconds, and it’s warmed up enough to spread cold butter. Source

05 Jan 17:53

“Where’s the Wookiee?” is a new search-and-find book that...



“Where’s the Wookiee?” is a new search-and-find book that replaces Waldo with Chewbacca. 

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04 Jan 21:51

Report: DAREDEVIL Season 2 Coming In March 2016

A recent report says that the second season of Netflix's DAREDEVIL will debut in March of 2016.
04 Jan 18:04

Neil Gaiman Defends George R R Martin

by Dan Wickline

TempleOfArt_NeilGaiman“George R. R. Martin is not your bitch.”

This has been popping around the internet yesterday since George R R Martin announced that he was going to miss the deadline to get the next A Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones) book out before the next season of the HBO adaptation. But the quote is something Neil Gaiman wrote back in 2009. Which tells us that Martin has been very slow for a long time… but it doesn’t make what Gaiman said any less true.

He was responding to a fan named Gareth who wrote asking about an author’s responsibility after announcing a book and not getting it done and when creating a series of novels. Gaiman responded in a very succinct way on his blog.

So anyone upset about Martin’s announcement of The Winds of Winter delay should read below.

Look, this may not be palatable, Gareth, and I keep trying to come up with a better way to put it, but the simplicity of things, at least from my perspective is this:

George R.R. Martin is not your bitch.

This is a useful thing to know, perhaps a useful thing to point out when you find yourself thinking that possibly George is, indeed, your bitch, and should be out there typing what you want to read right now.

People are not machines. Writers and artists aren’t machines.

You’re complaining about George doing other things than writing the books you want to read as if your buying the first book in the series was a contract with him: that you would pay over your ten dollars, and George for his part would spend every waking hour until the series was done, writing the rest of the books for you.

No such contract existed. You were paying your ten dollars for the book you were reading, and I assume that you enjoyed it because you want to know what happens next.

It seems to me that the biggest problem with series books is that either readers complain that the books used to be good but that somewhere in the effort to get out a book every year the quality has fallen off, or they complain that the books, although maintaining quality, aren’t coming out on time.

Both of these things make me glad that I am not currently writing a series, and make me even gladder that the decade that I did write series things, in Sandman, I was young, driven, a borderline workaholic, and very fortunate. (and even then, towards the end, I was taking five weeks to write a monthly comic, with all the knock-on problems in deadlines that you would expect from that).

For me, I would rather read a good book, from a contented author. I don’t really care what it takes to produce that.

Some writers need a while to charge their batteries, and then write their books very rapidly. Some writers write a page or so every day, rain or shine. Some writers run out of steam, and need to do whatever it is they happen to do until they’re ready to write again. Sometimes writers haven’t quite got the next book in a series ready in their heads, but they have something else all ready instead, so they write the thing that’s ready to go, prompting cries of outrage from people who want to know why the author could possibly write Book X while the fans were waiting for Book Y.

I remember hearing an upset comics editor telling a roomful of other editors about a comics artist who had taken a few weeks off to paint his house. The editor pointed out, repeatedly, that for the money the artist would have been paid for those weeks’ work he could easily have afforded to hire someone to paint his house, and made money too. And I thought, but did not say, “But what if he wanted to paint his house?”

I blew a deadline recently. Terminally blew it. First time in 25 years I’ve sighed and said, “I can’t do this, and you won’t get your story.” It was already late, I was under a bunch of deadline pressure, my father died, and suddenly the story, too, was dead on the page. I liked the voice it was in, but it wasn’t working, and eventually, rather than drive the editors and publishers mad waiting for a story that wasn’t going to come, I gave up on it and apologised, worried that I could no longer write fiction.

I turned my attention to the next deadline waiting – a script. It flowed easily and delightfully, was the most fun I’ve had writing anything in ages, all the characters did exactly what I had hoped they would do, and the story was better than I had dared to hope.

Sometimes it happens like that. You don’t choose what will work. You simply do the best you can each time. And you try to do what you can to increase the likelihood that good art will be created.

And sometimes, and it’s as true of authors as it is of readers, you have a life. People in your world get sick or die. You fall in love, or out of love. You move house. Your aunt comes to stay. You agreed to give a talk half-way around the world five years ago, and suddenly you realise that that talk is due now. Your last book comes out and the critics vociferously hated it and now you simply don’t feel like writing another. Your cat learns to levitate and the matter must be properly documented and investigated. There are deer in the apple orchard. A thunderstorm fries your hard disk and fries the backup drive as well…

And life is a good thing for a writer. It’s where we get our raw material, for a start. We quite like to stop and watch it.

The economics of scale for a writer mean that very few of us can afford to write 5,000 page books and then break them up and publish them annually once they are done. So writers with huge stories, or ones that, as Sandman did, grow in the telling, are going to write them and have them published as they go along.

And if you are waiting for a new book in a long ongoing series, whether from George or from Pat Rothfuss or from someone else…

Wait. Read the original book again. Read something else. Get on with your life. Hope that the author is writing the book you want to read, and not dying, or something equally as dramatic. And if he paints the house, that’s fine.

And Gareth, in the future, when you see other people complaining that George R.R. Martin has been spotted doing something other than writing the book they are waiting for, explain to them, more politely than I did the first time, the simple and unanswerable truth: George R. R. Martin is not working for you.

Hope that helps.

 

Neil Gaiman Defends George R R Martin

02 Jan 03:44

Five Guys Burgers and Fries {doomed}

by hoboken411
Corey

RIP

Five Guys Hoboken bids farewell They lasted seven years. And now Five Guys Burgers and Fries in Hoboken closes shop at the end of the year. 319 Washington Street will be “for rent” again....

The post Five Guys Burgers and Fries {doomed} appeared first on Hoboken411.com.

29 Dec 21:11

Show Off Your Favorite Albums With These DIY Vinyl Record Frames

by Patrick Allan

Why put all that effort into collecting amazing vinyl records when nobody can see the beautiful artwork? These easy-to-build frames will show off your favorite albums in style.

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29 Dec 18:59

The Best News Bloopers Of 2015

by Zeon Santos
Corey

Always love these. Long but fun.

Evening news broadcasts are prone to bloopers and slip-ups, and I don't think I've ever seen one local news broadcast go off without at least a minor hitch.

However, it's the end of the year, so we're looking for the biggest, craziest, funniest and most delightful news bloopers of 2015, not just some run-of-the-mill mumbling or a minor teleprompter misread.

(YouTube Link)

Collected for your enjoyment by News Be Funny are not one but two year-end compilations for your viewing pleasure. Some might say it's a blooper bonanza! (NSFW due to language)

(YouTube Link)

-Via Laughing Squid

29 Dec 18:56

Worst Wifi Password Ever

by Miss Cellania

If you hate your co-workers and wanted to drive them crazy, you couldn’t do much better than this. RocketJump changed the password on their WiFi and now everyone is trying to get it right just once. That’s all it takes. Just once. Getting there isn’t going to be easy. 

(YouTube link)

Why doesn't someone think of just writing it on a note? Maybe they've all forgotten how to write by hand. In case you can’t figure it out, this is their password.

fourwordsalluppercase

Genius, huh? But now that the video has gone viral, they’ve had to change it again. Probably to something even more nefarious. -via Daily of the Day

29 Dec 15:38

How Much Money Did It Cost To Save Matt Damon in The Movies?

by Peter Sciretta

Matt Damon in The Martian

Over the last two decades, Hollywood has saved Matt Damon from a variety of precarious situations, from an exhaustive European search during World War II (Saving Private Ryan) to his most recent rescue mission from Mars (The Martian). How much money did it cost to save Matt Damon’s characters in movies? Find out after the jump.

The question was posed on the social question and answer site Quora.com (via David Chen). Kynan Eng attempted to answer the query as accurately as possible. The movies in question include Courage under Fire, Saving Private Ryan, Titan AE, Syriana, Green Zone, Elysium, Interstellar and The Martian. Eng attempted to calculate the estimated fictional costs where Matt Damon has been sent on extended “business trips” and here are the figures he came to (in 2015 currency):

  • Courage Under Fire (Gulf War 1 helicopter rescue): $300k
  • Saving Private Ryan (WW2 Europe search party): $100k
  • Titan AE (Earth evacuation spaceship): $200B
  • Syriana (Middle East private security return flight): $50k
  • Green Zone (US Army transport from Middle East): $50k
  • Elysium (Space station security deployment and damages): $100m
  • Interstellar (Interstellar spaceship): $500B
  • The Martian (Mars mission): $200B

The grand total comes to slightly more than $900 Billion dollars. That’s quite a lot of money to spend on one man over 19 years of movies, right?  Eng adds that making the Matt Damon movies has cost about 0.1% of the “real” cost to actually send him on all of these business trips and that his “movie gross takings so far are about $2.7B, which is about 40% of the cheapest proposed trip to Mars, as proposed by the Mars One team.” The ratio of fictional/real costs is 1234.5679. You can read the entire answer over at Quora, which also includes the estimated financial figures for how much all of the above movies cost to make.

The post How Much Money Did It Cost To Save Matt Damon in The Movies? appeared first on /Film.

28 Dec 22:27

Whoever said ‘only God can judge me’ seriously underestimated the Internet.— Gwen...

Corey

And me.

Whoever said ‘only God can judge me’ seriously underestimated the Internet.— Gwen...
28 Dec 22:25

“God is like a shitty girlfriend.” - Louis C.K.



“God is like a shitty girlfriend.” - Louis C.K.

28 Dec 22:13

Who you gonna call?

28 Dec 21:11

GoPro’s Best Videos of 2015

by Miss Cellania

GoPro cameras are small and extremely versatile. You can attach them to helmets, animals, selfie sticks, and drones, among other things. They also take high-quality video, so it’s no wonder we love to see the POV clips people take with them.

(YouTube link)

The company put together this compilation of the best POV clips from GoPro videos posted in 2015. It’s a whirlwind of activity and may induce vertigo. Come along for a wild ride! -via Tastefully Offensive

28 Dec 21:08

Ten squats will get you a free subway ticket in Mexico City. The...



Ten squats will get you a free subway ticket in Mexico City. The government offers this to residents in hopes of fighting obesity in a country where 70% of adults are overweight. Source

28 Dec 21:00

The 2015 winners included a rodent caught in a rush, an elk that...

Corey

Yes.



The 2015 winners included a rodent caught in a rush, an elk that appears to be hiding under some fern, and a gorilla picking its nose - though I personally might argue that the winners were not necessarily the funniest…

WINNER – 2015 “Rush Hour” by Julian Rad

SILVER Runner-up “You haven’t seen me…” by Liam Richardson

BRONZE Runner-up “Nearly got it” by Oliver Dreike

Other entries 

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28 Dec 18:13

Didn’t Get Enough Of Kylo Ren In Theaters? Listen To Him Whine On Twitter

by Christine Marie
Emo-Kylo-Ren-Adam-Driver-Star-Wars-The-Force-Awakens

Star Wars: The Force Awakens has been out for a few weeks now, and social media has been buzzing about it for quite some time. As the opinion pieces float around cyber space, I continue to enjoy the discussion. However, there is one thing I’d like to weigh in on.

[WARNING: SPOILERS BELOW!]

The trilogy’s new villain is Kylo Ren, the son of Han Solo and General Leia. While I really enjoyed the movie as a whole, I wasn’t a huge fan of the angsty villain. I still don’t feel right revealing what he did towards the end of the movie, but to me, the act was unforgivable. Besides that, he has some serious anger management issues.

Listen, I’m a Dark Side Advocate. Darth Vader was my favorite Star Wars character for years and years. So perhaps my disappointment lies in the fact that Kylo Ren is a horrible whiney follow up to his character. Darth Vader was an angry guy, but in a more tasteful way. None the less, I found Ren to be entertaining. Perhaps it’s just because he’s still learning the ways of the dark side.

With all that said, I was very happy to stumble upon a Twitter account entitled “Emo Kylo Ren” (@KyloR3n). With 333k followers I’d say I’m not the only one who feels a certain way about him. Check out some of his more entertaining tweets below:

just once i wish my dad would respond to "I love you" with "I love you too" mom too for that matter

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015

current status: in a sarlacc pit but emotionally

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 25, 2015

uncle lando said my helmet made me look like a depressed lampshade and then everyone laughed and high-fived him i hate this family so much

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 25, 2015

 

P.S. There’s also @VeryLonelyLuke who has a smaller following.

That girl is staring at me I'm still silent I can't start talking now without it being awkward I have to pretend I don't see her forever

— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) December 25, 2015

Didn’t Get Enough Of Kylo Ren In Theaters? Listen To Him Whine On Twitter

28 Dec 15:46

Who Is Rey In Star Wars: The Force Awakens? 7 Theories

Just who the heck is this Rey girl who can wield The Force like no other?!
28 Dec 15:44

Watch: Deadpool Red-Band Christmas Trailer

Are you in need of holiday cheer? Rejoice! For Deadpool's all new trailer is here!
28 Dec 15:32

There's a novella starring the female spy from The Force Awakens, and it's pretty good

by noreply@blogger.com (John)


The female spy in Maz Kanata's cantina is called Bazine Netal. You can learn about her sweater and black fingers in the thriller The Perfect Weapon ($1.99 at Amazon).

Also, two of my favorite books are $1.99 right now at Amazon:

Ancillary Justice

The Song of Achilles

And finally, PlayStation 4 500GB Console - Call of Duty Black Ops III Bundle + Destiny: The Taken King - Legendary Edition is $350 ($60 off) right now.
28 Dec 15:15

Cards Against Humanity bought a castle in Ireland

by noreply@blogger.com (John)
And participants in their holiday special (including me) will get to be king for three minutes each. I believe it's the former Castle Curious.
26 Dec 23:28

Pelican Camera Cases $49.99 - $199.99 Shipped ( Over 60% Off - Today Only ) @ Amazon Deal Of The Day

by Butcherboy
Pelican Camera Cases $49.99 - $199.99 Shipped  (    Over 60% Off - Today Only  )                @ Amazon Deal Of The Day

Thumb Score: +42
Amazon.com has select Pelican Camera Cases on sale. Shipping is free. Thanks Butcherboy[LIST][*]Pelican 1400 Camera Case w/ Pick N' Pluck Foam $49.99 (pictured)[*]Pelican 1510-000-110 Carry On Case w/ Pick N' Puck Foam $106.99
26 Dec 18:46

Watch Florence + The Machine Cover The Beatles’ “All You Need Is Love” In Paris

by Stereogum
Watch Florence + The Machine Cover The Beatles' "All You Need Is Love" In ParisFlorence + The Machine finished up their How Blue tour at Le Zénith in Paris on Tuesday night. They closed out the show with a couple of meaningfully selected covers, the Beatles' "All You Need Is Love" and Eagles Of Death Metal's "I Love You All The Time," which they also recorded for EODM's More »








23 Dec 22:22

Deadpool Provides A Yule Log Surprise As The Twelve Days Of Deadpool Continue

by Erik Amaya

For the tenth day of Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth provides his fans (via actor Ryan Reynolds) with an hour’s worth of holiday cheer via this “‘Pool Log” video. Like other Yule Log videos, it provides Christmas hymns, a warm, burning log and soft focus to make you feel cozy this Christmas.

Click here to view the embedded video.

Which, of course, will also bring a new trailer foe the film Deadpool. Deadpool also announced he will be invading the NBA games on ESPN on December 25th with a sneak peak of the movie:

Click here to view the embedded video.

Deadpool comes to theaters on February 12th, 2016.

 

Deadpool Provides A Yule Log Surprise As The Twelve Days Of Deadpool Continue

23 Dec 18:55

Great Job, Internet!: Nothing says Christmas like ClickHole’s Glengarry Glen Ross light display

by Joe Blevins
Corey

Fantastic.

Anyone looking for an eye-pleasing Christmas light display meticulously timed to the music of, say, Frozen or the Trans-Siberian Orchestra can easily find such material on YouTube. But that’s pedestrian, played out, old hat. Isn’t it time that homeowners tried a something with a little bite to it this holiday season, maybe something written by David Mamet and barked by an hostile, arrogant Alec Baldwin? That is the idea behind a magnificent and emotionally shattering holiday light display from Chesterfield, VA, as showcased on The A.V. Club‘s sister site ClickHole. This particular (totally made up) display is not timed to any famous Christmas song like “Jingle Bell Rock” or “Frosty The Snowman.” No, that would be entirely too easy and too safe. Instead, the various blinking snowflakes, candy canes, and presents here are choreographed to match the rhythm of Baldwin’s infamous “coffee is for closers ...

23 Dec 16:57

The Year In Band Names: When Bundled Bowels met Gruesome Toilet: The 2015 year in band names

by Kyle Ryan
Corey

Always love these.

As the year closes and the world takes stock of what it has seen and learned the past 12 months, The A.V. Club continues its hallowed annual tradition of quantifying the the funny, terrible, bizarre, offensive, and otherwise notable band names it encountered this year. This year’s crop includes two drawings of cartoon penises—in retrospect, there could’ve been so many more—so you’ve been warned, office workers. And just wait until you hear what “just the right height no bucket required” means.

Retooled proper names

Fancy Reagan
Nacho Picasso

  • Songs from this year’s Blunt Raps 2: “Hoes Call,” “Dick Suckin Song,” “David Blowie,” “Big Ass Titties” (“She got big-ass titties / I mean big ass titties”)
What better way to raise breast cancer awareness?

Keith Sweaty
Jackal Onasis

  • This works on a couple levels: as a reference to the beloved former first lady, and as ...