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Kevin posted this as a comment on the Weekend Open Mic.  It is so dramatic I thought I’d post it here.

Storm chasers Brett and Brandon got extremely close to a violent tornadic circulation that produced multiple tornadoes in very close range… The team was hit by inflow jet winds into the tornado and their vehicle received damage as a barn was completely destroyed. A hay bale came barreling across the road and was tossed into their car.. The team is very fortunate to live to chase another day… Incredible storm chaser traffic prevented an escape from the tornado like normal.

Thanks Kevin

 

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.

He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."

A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.

The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."

The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.

His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."

The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.

His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the fucking potatoes!"

Client: The home page of the site is only displaying five stories. I want it to show ten!

Me: You can go into settings and change the number of posts that show up there.

Client: I already did that! It’s set to ten! You need to fix this now!

I load up the site to take a look…

Me: You’re right, but it looks like you have only have five published items…

Client: Jesus Christ! I want ten! What don’t you understand?

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…well, read the rest below, it’s right on the doormat!

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Thanks NG

 

Thanks Scootco

 

Thanks BigRedKev