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Christmas Cancellation Fee
(A man rented six Santa suits for his various insurance company locations, as he owns several. Two hours before he is to pick up his order he calls in.)
Caller: “Hi, I’d like to cancel the Santa suits, and I’d like a refund.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but we require at least 48 hours’ notice for all cancellations.”
Caller: “But I don’t need these any more.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but it’s in the rental contract you signed that you can’t cancel the day of and get a refund.”
Caller: “What, actually you expected me to read that thing!?”
(Our contract is one page long, size-14 font, with all major points in bold, and we go over each point with the customer before they sign it. But apparently that was too much for an insurance salesman to read.)
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Chilly Dog Moves His Bed Closer to the Fireplace
On a cold winter day, Michael Bukay's clever weimaraner dog decided to drag his bed from the other room and make his afternoon nap by the fire a lot more comfy.
[michael bukey/via arbroath]
De Blasio accused of having ‘blood on his hands’: Thousands attack New York City Mayor for backing anti-cop protesters before two officers were shot dead ‘in revenge for Garner’
De Blasio accused of having ‘blood on his hands’: Thousands attack New York City Mayor for backing anti-cop protesters before two officers were shot dead ‘in revenge for Garner.’ Sorry, we have nothing to add to the below tweet. It says it all.















